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Lots of Shots of SEED OF CHUCKY! Enuff to make Jenna Jameson Blush!
Hey folks, Harry here... I bet most of you have plastic figures and toys somewhere in you're life's history. And be you female or male... Ken & Barbie made out. Luke & Leia and Han & Leia and maybe even Luke & Han or Ilia and Leia humped like Tauntauns in the frigid realm of Hoth. Or maybe it was Dr Goodhead and Bond, James Bond... Or Conan and Isis. But our toys have found themselves in the ennumerable compromising positions that'd make that RULES OF ATTRACTION teddy bear poster blush. But did they ever spawn a new toy? Nah, no matter how hard our imaginations tried, Leia and Ilia and the plastic baby baster never made a new toy. Instead, it was just the act of sex. FINALLY - Finally we have a film of proper plastic spasms and progeny. Finally, we'll see those Ken smooth crotch sprout forth a child... the SEED OF CHUCKY. Just as with BRIDE OF CHUCKY, this film surely must be of a truly ludicrous and fun-filled manner. I for one can not wait, and seeing those pics of John Waters in the film... hehehehe, I can not wait! Here ya go...
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Now THIS SHOULD HAVE THE KIND OF TOUCHING I NEED IN A MOVIE!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF STEAMY SKIN ON SKIN TOUCHING!!!!!...And thus, sticky gooey touching! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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I like the cameos. But doesn't that sort of spoil the plot? And didn't that announcer guy do trailers from, like, the early '80s? This was... inexpertly cut, to say the least. But the movie looks like fun.
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Seed of Chucky is one thing I never want touching. I would like it very much if I never saw this film. I wouldn't mind hearing a clip of Billy Boyd's voice work, but only a minute or two.
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My Leia figure NEVER and I mean NEVER had sex with any Tauntaun. Vader might have abused her a few times but sex with toy animals is over the line. For hell's sake, are most kids these days into beastiality? I don't believe so. Playboys in the vacent lot next to my house was good enough.
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GODDAMN, IF I WANTED TO WATCH TONY THE FUCKIN TIGER IN A FUCKIN HORROR FILM, I WOULD JUST WHIP OUT MSPAINT AND MAKE ME A "BLOCKBUSTER". CGI IN EVERY MUTHER FUCKIN GODDAMN MOVIE FUCKIN SUCKS! ....FUCKIN SUCKS! GODDAMN CARTOON LOOKIN CGI EVERYWHERE! MOVIES ARE DEFINATELY ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL NOW DAYS! JUST LIKE THIS TURD IN THE TOILET...LET'S FUCKIN FLUSH CGI FROM OUR MOVIES ONCE AND FOR FUCKIN ALL!
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Sep 17, 2004 2:18:50 AM CDT
John Waters's best role since that gay guy on "The Simpsons"
by smarkjobber
Why didn't they just completely commit to the riduclous tone and have Waters direct "Seed of Chucky"?
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So, MrCere, no offense, but I just wanted to ask you this .. since you think Vader abusing Leia is OK, but Leia having sex with a Tauntaun isn't, does that mean you approve of incest and rape, but not of bestiality? :D
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Sep 17, 2004 4:51:12 AM CDT
When my daughter goes to bed I put 'Toy Story's' woody and Jesse
by theginger twit
Sometimes woody sneaks up behind jesse and gropes her. She loves it!
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Sep 17, 2004 5:50:41 AM CDT
Is it worse than, or just as bad as "Bride of Chucky", the idioc
by salvatoregravano
And is he directing this one, anyway? Will it have any ninja kangaroos?
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It's not directed by Ronnie Yu. Incidentally, while he may have directed two films *you* didn't enjoy, he most certainly saved both franchises from oblivion. A lot of people weren't big fans of Child's Play 3 or "Jason Goes to Hell" or "Freddy's Dead" or what have you... the laws of diminishing returns certainly applied to those franchises. While Ronnie Yu had wacky ideas for them, he jump-started them most resoundingly. But to ease your concern, allow me to inform you that Seed of Chucky is written and directed by Don Mancini, the original writer and creator of the Child's Play series.
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Is there a Xenia Onatopp one as well?
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All UK Ain't It Cooler's Sing Along, you know how it goes. Reach for the stars / Climb every mountain higher / Reach for the stars / Follow your hearts desire / Reach for the stars / And when that rainbow's shining over you / Thats when your dreams will all come true.
S-Club 7's Hannah Spearritt, I prefered Tina myself, but you would, wouldn't you. -
I for one am saddened by the fact that Ronnie Yu is not involved. The CP movies are ALL pretty much trash, except BRIDE.
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Thing-Fish - Remember Vader and I didn't know Leia was his daughter until the 3rd (6th) film. I was done playing with action figures by then. 8-)
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Sep 18, 2004 2:46:59 AM CDT
I thought they commited to the rediculous tone when they made a
by cornstalkwalker
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And a reference to erin brokivich? the pop culture references in this movie have already dated it and it hasnt even been released yet.
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