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More Space To Discuss The Glory Of SPIDER-MAN 2!
Hey folks, Harry here... I went stark raving SPIDEY-CRAZY after watching SPIDER-MAN 2... I'm waiting till the otherside of this long holiday weekend, till I see it again... but I'm dying to take my nephew to it. He's been jumping into walls for the last two years trying to stick... He knows about the spider bite, so he tries his hardest to get bit, but the problem is... He's not real sure about understanding the phrases like "Radioactive" or "Bio-Engineered" -- so I've been reduced to claiming it was a magic spider, so he'll stop hurting the walls. Meanwhile - it was his 4th Birthday yesterday, and I had to hire SPIDER-MAN to come entertain at his party at PEDAZO CHUNK!

As he sat in that chair and stared in awe at spectacular Spider-Man... the 67 Spidey series playing in the background... well... it was bliss. Spider-Man taught him about his food groups, recycling and how to be a hero in your everyday life. He asked my crazy nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up and he answered proudly, "GOLLUM!" The stunned Spider-Man took a step back from the boy and said, "That's definitely an odd choice, but who am I to judge, I'm possessed with the power of a radioactive spider, and he's wants to be consumed by the power of the One Ring, it's all good!" Next he taught the group of celebrating children how to exercise (if only someone had taught me earlier!) and finally he taught my rambunctious nephew how to websling through the miracles of SILLY STRING!!!

Then came BALLOON ANIMALS! Heh... Yes, it is a relatively obscure fact that Spider-Man knows the ancient art of Balloon Animals... He made butterflies and other bugs, a balloon Spider-Man and swords... lots of swords... A couple of crowns and 2 Weiner Dogs. Oh... and a kitty cat with the longest tail ever! By the time he was done, this rather stocky Spider-Man... whose face will forever be shrouded in mystery had won all of our hearts!

If you're in Austin and want to hire a great SPIDER-MAN show for your little ones, I recommend THREE RING SERVICE - just look em up in the phone book. He's outstanding! MEANWHILE...

I know many of you have been dying for a Neill Cumpston review of SPIDER-MAN 2... Unfortunately... he's been forced to just consume jar after jar of peanut butter to replenish his proteins, as this is what he had to say about Spidey 2: "SPIDER-MAN 2 is the greatest gift to nerds since masturbation!" Go stick that on your poster!
Also - if you didn't pick up the 1967 classic Spider-Man toon set on DVD yet... my oh my, is it a treat. Cheesy and classic!
As the nation celebrates this long Spider-Man 2 Weekend and fires off its fireworks and sings its praises everywhere, I hope you and your family has as much fun celebrating the pure joy of SPIDER-MAN to the fullest of your abilities.... We geeks do live in precious times! Take that Flash Thompson!
Also - if you live in Austin, and want a way to celebrate being a movie geek... well the party at PEDAZO CHUNK (2009 South First St) beginning at 6pm today (Friday, July 2nd) will be going full steam till late in the evening... There'll be beer, snacks, drinks, food, cheer and films all being shown... I know I'll be there, hope to see you there too!
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Reader Talkback
It was great - only a
heartless bastard would dump
on this movie by GrubStreeter | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:40:26 AM | wow ... I need to clean my
eyes out now by TodayzSpecial | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:40:42 AM | SpiderMan 2 made House Party
look like House Party 2! by BLADE | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:06:01 AM | Look children, look what
happened to Spider Man when he
gave up by bokes | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:16:18 AM | Jesus Christ Harry... by Belial | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:51:23 AM | Looks like Spiderman has eaten
a few too many flies. by The Tao of Joe | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:59:06 AM | A lengthy review indeed by ron2112 | Jul 2nd, 2004 10:03:44 AM | Knowthyself, by The Tao of Joe | Jul 2nd, 2004 10:18:53 AM | This stuff is NOT important .
. . MARLON BRANDO is dead at
the a by HarrisonsDad | Jul 2nd, 2004 11:57:42 AM | Mommy why does Spider-Man have
boobs? by slide1 | Jul 2nd, 2004 12:46:19 PM | Man, Spidey's really let
himself go. by rev_skarekroe | Jul 2nd, 2004 01:09:46 PM | Brando isn't dead, He's living
in Texas as a Spider-man
imperson by Rolling_Stone | Jul 2nd, 2004 05:01:35 PM | Dr. Octopus music theme by cyberskunk | Jul 2nd, 2004 05:55:08 PM | MARLON BRANDO IS NOT DEAD... by Junior Frenger | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:02:16 PM | CR@P!!!! by Junior Frenger | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:03:28 PM | I just saw Spidey 2 and I
loved it or as my 4 year old
told me a by Big Bad Clone | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:08:52 PM | Sis's boy looks like Harry as
a kid! by Sam Bones | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:09:43 PM | I thought SPIDEY 2 was
excellent. It's certainly a
masterpiece by FrankDrebin | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:19:26 PM | Be good kiddies and eat your
veggies... by LilOgre | Jul 2nd, 2004 07:51:23 PM | Be good kiddies and eat your
veggies... by LilOgre | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:02:37 PM | Best scene in the movie for me
was...... by BUCK_FUSH | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:05:11 PM | Peter Parker's Unmasked and
His Secret Is Out. Yes, He's
Out of by Roboteer | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:13:59 PM | Why rob a bank? by CriticalVelocity | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:15:26 PM | Peter Parker's Unmasked and
His Secret Is Out. Yes, He's
Out of by Roboteer | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:18:50 PM | .....Revealed - Spidey Is a
Republican! by Roboteer | Jul 2nd, 2004 08:21:31 PM | I LOVED THIS MOVIE by stephmoreland | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:11:11 PM | say what? by topcad | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:15:46 PM | I too LOVED THIS MOVIE! by Russman | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:46:54 PM | Emil Minty by The Mothman | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:48:48 PM | It was good, but its not the
super flick the geeks keep
saying i by Docter | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:51:57 PM | Home Run... by Harmonica Man | Jul 2nd, 2004 09:53:51 PM | I haven't seen this movie..but
I do know one thing...Batman
suck by llac3 | Jul 2nd, 2004 10:20:06 PM | Movie poster goof by rockgolf | Jul 2nd, 2004 10:48:16 PM | Spider-man 2 -- THE REPUBLICAN
OUTTAKES by lettersoftransit | Jul 2nd, 2004 10:48:38 PM | 67 Spidy cartoons.... by The Flashlight | Jul 2nd, 2004 11:11:17 PM | Spiderman 2 Very Classy! by bartman454 | Jul 2nd, 2004 11:28:06 PM | Great movie. by Psyclops | Jul 2nd, 2004 11:29:10 PM | Nice one, lettersoftransit by Rain_Dog | Jul 2nd, 2004 11:57:48 PM | Make some jokes, Spidey!!! by Headless Roland | Jul 3rd, 2004 12:15:08 AM | A fat guy in a Spiderman suit.
Geeksville man!! by Lezbo Milk | Jul 3rd, 2004 12:27:31 AM | You posted pictures of an
ultimate loser by AlwaysThere | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:04:37 AM | Your nephew is already 4? by 007-11 | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:08:42 AM | To those that said this is not
their ideal version of
Spider-Man by Dark Knight Lite | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:26:07 AM | The reason for Hal Sparks.... by CardinalHog | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:30:10 AM | Spider-Man? More like
Spider-Fat! by Joey Stylez | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:35:30 AM | Absolutely Terrific movie. by Ribbons | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:02:52 AM | Super flick ... and close to
greatness. -- It seems a
number o by JDanielP | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:05:37 AM | re: knowthyself by Ribbons | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:13:28 AM | Doc Ock's motivation (SPOILERS
AHEAD) by Ribbons | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:27:54 AM | I must be the only person on
the planet who thought
Spiderman wa by TheGinger Twit | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:59:36 AM | "Emil Minty" is a useless
prick who never should have
been given by gunnarcannibal | Jul 3rd, 2004 03:58:33 AM | SHREK 2 IS THE MOST WORTHLESS
"FILM" EVER MADE by gunnarcannibal | Jul 3rd, 2004 04:03:20 AM | To the few geeks who didn't
like the movie by Lezbo Milk | Jul 3rd, 2004 05:19:16 AM | Lezbo Milk has got a point... by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 3rd, 2004 05:32:37 AM | and for the retard who was
dissing Shrek 2... by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 3rd, 2004 05:35:51 AM | funny enough, i'll probably
enjoy Catwoman much more than
Spider by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 3rd, 2004 06:28:19 AM | Re: The reason for Hal
Sparks.... by Grabthars_Hammer | Jul 3rd, 2004 07:07:17 AM | SirBiatch, you sir, know SHIT
about movies by Rcamacho2278 | Jul 3rd, 2004 09:07:37 AM | Ohmygod! "Roboteer" is a
complete and utter asshole! by Lance Rock | Jul 3rd, 2004 11:24:47 AM | Dark Knight Lite is on the
money. by Grammaton Cleric | Jul 3rd, 2004 11:58:48 AM | That's a Pretty Chunky Spidey by CHEWBLACCA | Jul 3rd, 2004 12:41:53 PM | Comic books adaptations by Jojo Babar | Jul 3rd, 2004 12:41:54 PM | um... Roboteer is freakin' me
out a little bit by God's Brother | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:01:34 PM | oh yeah, and also... by God's Brother | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:04:21 PM | Spiderman the Republican !!!
WOOT !!! Now there by Scorpius | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:11:07 PM | Talkbackers...geez by zacdilone | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:36:19 PM | Raiminescence by manhattom | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:01:59 PM | Rcamacho2278 the assuming
retard... by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:18:00 PM | hype runs you people by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 3rd, 2004 02:19:18 PM | I find it hard to believe that
you're so above Spiderman 2
when by 007-11 | Jul 3rd, 2004 03:55:04 PM | Not enough action? by Jack Burton | Jul 3rd, 2004 04:22:54 PM | I hope the AICN moderators are
happy by Immortal_Fish | Jul 3rd, 2004 04:22:59 PM | this movie ruled, but organic
webshooters still suck! by yeah i'm a jerk! | Jul 3rd, 2004 05:31:05 PM | Jojo Babar by Ribbons | Jul 3rd, 2004 06:19:32 PM | JoJo by BillEmic | Jul 3rd, 2004 06:29:09 PM | SirBiatch says for the last
time... (hi ebonic plague) by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 3rd, 2004 07:01:36 PM | "SPIDER-MAN 2" gets about "4
and 3/4 popcorn buckets" out
of by JDanielP | Jul 3rd, 2004 07:03:18 PM | Congressman Phil Spiderman
(R-New York)? by Big Bad Clone | Jul 3rd, 2004 09:22:38 PM | This appears to have more to
do with Pedazo Chunk than
SPIDER-MA by Mosquito March | Jul 3rd, 2004 09:28:44 PM | The Passion of the Spiderman by Ikaruga | Jul 3rd, 2004 10:38:47 PM | SPIDEY 2WAS OKAY. by omegaman20 | Jul 4th, 2004 12:45:19 AM | Sir Biatch your still a bitch by Rcamacho2278 | Jul 4th, 2004 01:03:17 AM | Why didn't Peter just take out
an ad in the Bugle telling
EVERYO by Fats | Jul 4th, 2004 01:50:02 AM | kirsten dunst's MJ = margot
kidder's lois lane by DarthBakpao | Jul 4th, 2004 03:34:22 AM | spidey 2 is overhyped indeed
... by DarthBakpao | Jul 4th, 2004 03:40:44 AM | it is interesting that nobody
has justified their liking of
S2 by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 4th, 2004 04:37:49 AM | Advanced military weapons
which will save more american
lives an by TheGinger Twit | Jul 4th, 2004 07:42:23 AM | morons, a bunch of morons
visit this site by Rcamacho2278 | Jul 4th, 2004 08:39:01 AM | Anyone know what happened to
The Bourne Supremacy review? by EmilyQFan | Jul 4th, 2004 10:31:04 AM | now that Rcamacho2278 has
gotten that out of his
system... by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 4th, 2004 11:45:54 AM | hahaha. the car flinging...
good question by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 4th, 2004 11:49:20 AM | Rcamacho2278 is ranting about
"believability" like a
retard... by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 4th, 2004 11:55:52 AM | 1967 Spiderman cartoons.... by The Flashlight | Jul 4th, 2004 12:03:46 PM | great film by lynxpro | Jul 4th, 2004 12:08:29 PM | LOL! by The Flashlight | Jul 4th, 2004 12:09:42 PM | IDIOTS by GunTotin'Liberal | Jul 4th, 2004 12:09:45 PM | Stupid teenagers... by The Flashlight | Jul 4th, 2004 12:17:09 PM | umm... Flashlight boy...and at
least 10 retarded things about
Sp by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 4th, 2004 12:50:49 PM | Actually, I thought that
Spidey 2 was a little lame. by TheSumOfGod | Jul 4th, 2004 01:07:42 PM | Spider-Man 2 by WoodyStiffer | Jul 4th, 2004 01:22:03 PM | Liberal Spending Myth by WoodyStiffer | Jul 4th, 2004 01:34:28 PM | LIBERAL-MAN! by Heathicus_Maximu | Jul 4th, 2004 02:14:48 PM | Some friendly contention for
Sir Biatch's list of ten
points by Leslie Spaight | Jul 4th, 2004 02:31:16 PM | naw Leslie Spaight.... i
appreciate it. by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 4th, 2004 02:44:38 PM | I think many missed the whole
idea of Ock's tentacles being
"sen by alchemist | Jul 4th, 2004 02:45:39 PM | DC COMICS PROJECT by stlfilmwire | Jul 4th, 2004 03:33:56 PM | anyone who writes a list of
faults for a movie called
spider-man by slappy jones | Jul 4th, 2004 05:10:46 PM | Look at it from the bright
side... by DocPazuzu | Jul 4th, 2004 05:47:43 PM | It has finally arrived and ... by Lost Skeleton | Jul 4th, 2004 06:04:02 PM | Spiderman 3 Speculation. by Henry Fool | Jul 4th, 2004 06:58:01 PM | BRUCE CAMPBELL as MYSTERIO by Kraken | Jul 4th, 2004 07:03:00 PM | "SPIDER-MAN 2" MAY BE THE
CLOSEST YOU EVER GET TO SEEING
A GREAT by JDanielP | Jul 4th, 2004 08:32:37 PM | Jesus Harry, give the poor kid
a haircut. by AttackingClone | Jul 4th, 2004 09:06:05 PM | sir biatch..i have a
question.... by slappy jones | Jul 4th, 2004 09:43:18 PM | HAHAHA. It's OFFICIAL!! by slone13 | Jul 4th, 2004 10:26:06 PM | SirBiatch? by slone13 | Jul 4th, 2004 10:29:01 PM | A hero is revealed: Neill
Cumpston is... by cachaco | Jul 4th, 2004 10:34:55 PM | test by The Flashlight | Jul 5th, 2004 12:27:14 AM | Sir Biatch by Ribbons | Jul 5th, 2004 01:17:21 AM | It's amusing to see Robbins
try to empathize with
SirBiatch.... by alchemist | Jul 5th, 2004 02:16:01 AM | Ideas by Down_In_Front | Jul 5th, 2004 03:08:05 AM | Okay, two things: by Ribbons | Jul 5th, 2004 04:05:07 AM | (spoilers) Well, I saw it
again last night.... by deRussy | Jul 5th, 2004 04:36:57 AM | And the cool news is? by trouserpress | Jul 5th, 2004 05:01:24 AM | RE: Ideas by lambadaguy | Jul 5th, 2004 09:07:12 AM | RE: Re: Ideas by lambadaguy | Jul 5th, 2004 09:08:58 AM | SirBiatch --- yes my
lambasting of spiderman 2 is a
little vigor by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 5th, 2004 10:42:07 AM | Sir Biatch hipocrisy once
again by Rcamacho2278 | Jul 5th, 2004 11:10:48 AM | That's it. Have your moment.
Get it out of your system. by Devil'sOwn | Jul 5th, 2004 11:38:17 AM | I loved Spidey 2 but... by Lost Skeleton | Jul 5th, 2004 12:01:35 PM | X-Men < X2 < Spiderman <
Spiderman 2 by alchemist | Jul 5th, 2004 12:07:39 PM | Ringbearer9 by Ribbons | Jul 5th, 2004 01:26:51 PM | Spidey a conservative? Hardly. by Corneroffice | Jul 5th, 2004 03:29:48 PM | i'm convinced that
Rcamacho2278 is a toddler or
some kind of ped by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 5th, 2004 03:30:47 PM | alchemist needs to leave that
weed alone... by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 5th, 2004 03:37:31 PM | There's no difference between
50 Cent and S2. Both were
overhype by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 5th, 2004 03:48:33 PM | no decent movie would have its
villain drown in the river
along by SirBiatchReturns | Jul 5th, 2004 03:56:20 PM | plothole by lynxpro | Jul 5th, 2004 04:15:19 PM | Well... by stlfilmwire | Jul 5th, 2004 04:32:26 PM | they could always make
harry... by slappy jones | Jul 5th, 2004 05:25:01 PM | Dont believe the hype by JackieJokeman | Jul 5th, 2004 06:24:36 PM | That's what I'm talkin' 'bout by Raul Monkey | Jul 5th, 2004 07:00:23 PM | As cool as this flick is
supposed to be, I just cant'
deal with by truthseekr1488 | Jul 5th, 2004 07:01:59 PM | And by the way... by Raul Monkey | Jul 5th, 2004 07:06:25 PM | Spider-MAN 2 is your Daddy! by Donnie_Drunko | Jul 5th, 2004 07:38:04 PM | Just saw Spidey 2; thought it
was pretty good. by JohnnyTremaine | Jul 5th, 2004 09:21:35 PM | Loved the movie but there were
3 problems by timmer33 | Jul 5th, 2004 09:31:03 PM | sorry 'bout that by timmer33 | Jul 5th, 2004 09:33:36 PM | S2? Not bad, but not great
either. X2 was a better film,
I just by The Founder | Jul 5th, 2004 11:32:37 PM | Fuck you! by Azlam Orlandu | Jul 6th, 2004 05:11:17 AM | Wish they hadn't turned him
into Doctor
Swiss-Army-Knife... by phasmatrope | Jul 6th, 2004 05:27:25 AM | Sir Biatch, you sir, are a
BITCH by Rcamacho2278 | Jul 6th, 2004 06:45:29 AM | RE: spidey a conservative by lambadaguy | Jul 6th, 2004 09:18:22 AM | RE: Spidey a conservative by lambadaguy | Jul 6th, 2004 09:22:56 AM | ... by SoonerSean | Jul 6th, 2004 04:44:28 PM | Holy SHIT! by Blue_Demon | Jul 6th, 2004 08:11:09 PM | Spiderman ending?
(spoilers!!) by Swizza | Jul 6th, 2004 09:27:57 PM | MY BIGGEST GRIPE ABOUT SM2 by Fish Tank | Jul 6th, 2004 11:21:59 PM | OH YEAH - AND X2 WAS A BETTER
MOVIE by Fish Tank | Jul 6th, 2004 11:38:06 PM | Fish Tank ... I also mentioned
the contradiction of
Spider-man h by JDanielP | Jul 7th, 2004 02:32:30 AM | wonder how many fanboys
actualy know what Fusion is... by warp11 | Jul 7th, 2004 04:22:40 AM | Spider-Man 2 was better than
Spider-Man... by Bud666 | Jul 7th, 2004 05:46:29 AM | A couple more S2
inconsistencies -- by LlGHTST0RMER | Jul 7th, 2004 07:30:17 AM | Oh, and to SirBiatch and and
in re: the birthday party
Spidey... by LlGHTST0RMER | Jul 7th, 2004 07:40:16 AM | And to Scorpius (my last post
tonight, I swear): by LlGHTST0RMER | Jul 7th, 2004 07:59:14 AM | Ok, and does anyone else want
to chaperone and comment on
other by axelfoley | Jul 7th, 2004 09:05:16 AM | Ok, and does anyone else want
to chaperone and comment on
other by axelfoley | Jul 7th, 2004 09:13:24 AM | The movie is GREAT... by Dead Megatron | Jul 7th, 2004 09:32:28 AM | Response to lightstormer,
lambadaguy etc... by Scorpius | Jul 7th, 2004 09:53:39 AM | Venom by JockoJohnson | Jul 7th, 2004 10:12:51 AM | I didn't mind S2, by Conan_the_Humble | Jul 7th, 2004 10:20:34 AM | about 90% of people here hate
films!! by adamb | Jul 7th, 2004 11:34:52 AM | Don't believe the hype ! by ipfgodfather | Jul 7th, 2004 11:54:59 AM | brain damage by Scuzzofilm | Jul 7th, 2004 03:08:47 PM | God almighty, it amazes me
what some people can manage to
dislik by raw_bean | Jul 7th, 2004 08:08:15 PM | The point is very simple, some
people (like pretty much most
peo by axelfoley | Jul 7th, 2004 09:31:49 PM | Scuzz by adamb | Jul 8th, 2004 02:42:22 AM | scuzz by adamb | Jul 8th, 2004 02:52:42 AM | X2 is not a good movie. by pip1345 | Jul 8th, 2004 05:41:38 AM |
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