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Hey folks, Harry here... I went stark raving SPIDEY-CRAZY after watching SPIDER-MAN 2... I'm waiting till the otherside of this long holiday weekend, till I see it again... but I'm dying to take my nephew to it. He's been jumping into walls for the last two years trying to stick... He knows about the spider bite, so he tries his hardest to get bit, but the problem is... He's not real sure about understanding the phrases like "Radioactive" or "Bio-Engineered" -- so I've been reduced to claiming it was a magic spider, so he'll stop hurting the walls. Meanwhile - it was his 4th Birthday yesterday, and I had to hire SPIDER-MAN to come entertain at his party at PEDAZO CHUNK!







As he sat in that chair and stared in awe at spectacular Spider-Man... the 67 Spidey series playing in the background... well... it was bliss. Spider-Man taught him about his food groups, recycling and how to be a hero in your everyday life. He asked my crazy nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up and he answered proudly, "GOLLUM!" The stunned Spider-Man took a step back from the boy and said, "That's definitely an odd choice, but who am I to judge, I'm possessed with the power of a radioactive spider, and he's wants to be consumed by the power of the One Ring, it's all good!" Next he taught the group of celebrating children how to exercise (if only someone had taught me earlier!) and finally he taught my rambunctious nephew how to websling through the miracles of SILLY STRING!!!







Then came BALLOON ANIMALS! Heh... Yes, it is a relatively obscure fact that Spider-Man knows the ancient art of Balloon Animals... He made butterflies and other bugs, a balloon Spider-Man and swords... lots of swords... A couple of crowns and 2 Weiner Dogs. Oh... and a kitty cat with the longest tail ever! By the time he was done, this rather stocky Spider-Man... whose face will forever be shrouded in mystery had won all of our hearts!







If you're in Austin and want to hire a great SPIDER-MAN show for your little ones, I recommend THREE RING SERVICE - just look em up in the phone book. He's outstanding! MEANWHILE...







I know many of you have been dying for a Neill Cumpston review of SPIDER-MAN 2... Unfortunately... he's been forced to just consume jar after jar of peanut butter to replenish his proteins, as this is what he had to say about Spidey 2: "SPIDER-MAN 2 is the greatest gift to nerds since masturbation!" Go stick that on your poster!

Also - if you didn't pick up the 1967 classic Spider-Man toon set on DVD yet... my oh my, is it a treat. Cheesy and classic!

As the nation celebrates this long Spider-Man 2 Weekend and fires off its fireworks and sings its praises everywhere, I hope you and your family has as much fun celebrating the pure joy of SPIDER-MAN to the fullest of your abilities.... We geeks do live in precious times! Take that Flash Thompson!

Also - if you live in Austin, and want a way to celebrate being a movie geek... well the party at PEDAZO CHUNK (2009 South First St) beginning at 6pm today (Friday, July 2nd) will be going full steam till late in the evening... There'll be beer, snacks, drinks, food, cheer and films all being shown... I know I'll be there, hope to see you there too!

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It was great - only a heartless bastard would dump on this movie
by GrubStreeter
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:40:26 AM
wow ... I need to clean my eyes out now
by TodayzSpecial
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:40:42 AM
SpiderMan 2 made House Party look like House Party 2!
by BLADE
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:06:01 AM
Look children, look what happened to Spider Man when he gave up
by bokes
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:16:18 AM
Jesus Christ Harry...
by Belial
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:51:23 AM
Looks like Spiderman has eaten a few too many flies.
by The Tao of Joe
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:59:06 AM
A lengthy review indeed
by ron2112
Jul 2nd, 2004
10:03:44 AM
Knowthyself,
by The Tao of Joe
Jul 2nd, 2004
10:18:53 AM
This stuff is NOT important . . . MARLON BRANDO is dead at the a
by HarrisonsDad
Jul 2nd, 2004
11:57:42 AM
Mommy why does Spider-Man have boobs?
by slide1
Jul 2nd, 2004
12:46:19 PM
Man, Spidey's really let himself go.
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 2nd, 2004
01:09:46 PM
Brando isn't dead, He's living in Texas as a Spider-man imperson
by Rolling_Stone
Jul 2nd, 2004
05:01:35 PM
Dr. Octopus music theme
by cyberskunk
Jul 2nd, 2004
05:55:08 PM
MARLON BRANDO IS NOT DEAD...
by Junior Frenger
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:02:16 PM
CR@P!!!!
by Junior Frenger
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:03:28 PM
I just saw Spidey 2 and I loved it or as my 4 year old told me a
by Big Bad Clone
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:08:52 PM
Sis's boy looks like Harry as a kid!
by Sam Bones
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:09:43 PM
I thought SPIDEY 2 was excellent. It's certainly a masterpiece
by FrankDrebin
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:19:26 PM
Be good kiddies and eat your veggies...
by LilOgre
Jul 2nd, 2004
07:51:23 PM
Be good kiddies and eat your veggies...
by LilOgre
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:02:37 PM
Best scene in the movie for me was......
by BUCK_FUSH
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:05:11 PM
Peter Parker's Unmasked and His Secret Is Out. Yes, He's Out of
by Roboteer
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:13:59 PM
Why rob a bank?
by CriticalVelocity
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:15:26 PM
Peter Parker's Unmasked and His Secret Is Out. Yes, He's Out of
by Roboteer
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:18:50 PM
.....Revealed - Spidey Is a Republican!
by Roboteer
Jul 2nd, 2004
08:21:31 PM
I LOVED THIS MOVIE
by stephmoreland
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:11:11 PM
say what?
by topcad
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:15:46 PM
I too LOVED THIS MOVIE!
by Russman
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:46:54 PM
Emil Minty
by The Mothman
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:48:48 PM
It was good, but its not the super flick the geeks keep saying i
by Docter
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:51:57 PM
Home Run...
by Harmonica Man
Jul 2nd, 2004
09:53:51 PM
I haven't seen this movie..but I do know one thing...Batman suck
by llac3
Jul 2nd, 2004
10:20:06 PM
Movie poster goof
by rockgolf
Jul 2nd, 2004
10:48:16 PM
Spider-man 2 -- THE REPUBLICAN OUTTAKES
by lettersoftransit
Jul 2nd, 2004
10:48:38 PM
67 Spidy cartoons....
by The Flashlight
Jul 2nd, 2004
11:11:17 PM
Spiderman 2 Very Classy!
by bartman454
Jul 2nd, 2004
11:28:06 PM
Great movie.
by Psyclops
Jul 2nd, 2004
11:29:10 PM
Nice one, lettersoftransit
by Rain_Dog
Jul 2nd, 2004
11:57:48 PM
Make some jokes, Spidey!!!
by Headless Roland
Jul 3rd, 2004
12:15:08 AM
A fat guy in a Spiderman suit. Geeksville man!!
by Lezbo Milk
Jul 3rd, 2004
12:27:31 AM
You posted pictures of an ultimate loser
by AlwaysThere
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:04:37 AM
Your nephew is already 4?
by 007-11
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:08:42 AM
To those that said this is not their ideal version of Spider-Man
by Dark Knight Lite
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:26:07 AM
The reason for Hal Sparks....
by CardinalHog
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:30:10 AM
Spider-Man? More like Spider-Fat!
by Joey Stylez
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:35:30 AM
Absolutely Terrific movie.
by Ribbons
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:02:52 AM
Super flick ... and close to greatness. -- It seems a number o
by JDanielP
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:05:37 AM
re: knowthyself
by Ribbons
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:13:28 AM
Doc Ock's motivation (SPOILERS AHEAD)
by Ribbons
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:27:54 AM
I must be the only person on the planet who thought Spiderman wa
by TheGinger Twit
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:59:36 AM
"Emil Minty" is a useless prick who never should have been given
by gunnarcannibal
Jul 3rd, 2004
03:58:33 AM
SHREK 2 IS THE MOST WORTHLESS "FILM" EVER MADE
by gunnarcannibal
Jul 3rd, 2004
04:03:20 AM
To the few geeks who didn't like the movie
by Lezbo Milk
Jul 3rd, 2004
05:19:16 AM
Lezbo Milk has got a point...
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 3rd, 2004
05:32:37 AM
and for the retard who was dissing Shrek 2...
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 3rd, 2004
05:35:51 AM
funny enough, i'll probably enjoy Catwoman much more than Spider
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 3rd, 2004
06:28:19 AM
Re: The reason for Hal Sparks....
by Grabthars_Hammer
Jul 3rd, 2004
07:07:17 AM
SirBiatch, you sir, know SHIT about movies
by Rcamacho2278
Jul 3rd, 2004
09:07:37 AM
Ohmygod! "Roboteer" is a complete and utter asshole!
by Lance Rock
Jul 3rd, 2004
11:24:47 AM
Dark Knight Lite is on the money.
by Grammaton Cleric
Jul 3rd, 2004
11:58:48 AM
That's a Pretty Chunky Spidey
by CHEWBLACCA
Jul 3rd, 2004
12:41:53 PM
Comic books adaptations
by Jojo Babar
Jul 3rd, 2004
12:41:54 PM
um... Roboteer is freakin' me out a little bit
by God's Brother
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:01:34 PM
oh yeah, and also...
by God's Brother
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:04:21 PM
Spiderman the Republican !!! WOOT !!! Now there
by Scorpius
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:11:07 PM
Talkbackers...geez
by zacdilone
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:36:19 PM
Raiminescence
by manhattom
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:01:59 PM
Rcamacho2278 the assuming retard...
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:18:00 PM
hype runs you people
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 3rd, 2004
02:19:18 PM
I find it hard to believe that you're so above Spiderman 2 when
by 007-11
Jul 3rd, 2004
03:55:04 PM
Not enough action?
by Jack Burton
Jul 3rd, 2004
04:22:54 PM
I hope the AICN moderators are happy
by Immortal_Fish
Jul 3rd, 2004
04:22:59 PM
this movie ruled, but organic webshooters still suck!
by yeah i'm a jerk!
Jul 3rd, 2004
05:31:05 PM
Jojo Babar
by Ribbons
Jul 3rd, 2004
06:19:32 PM
JoJo
by BillEmic
Jul 3rd, 2004
06:29:09 PM
SirBiatch says for the last time... (hi ebonic plague)
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 3rd, 2004
07:01:36 PM
"SPIDER-MAN 2" gets about "4 and 3/4 popcorn buckets" out of
by JDanielP
Jul 3rd, 2004
07:03:18 PM
Congressman Phil Spiderman (R-New York)?
by Big Bad Clone
Jul 3rd, 2004
09:22:38 PM
This appears to have more to do with Pedazo Chunk than SPIDER-MA
by Mosquito March
Jul 3rd, 2004
09:28:44 PM
The Passion of the Spiderman
by Ikaruga
Jul 3rd, 2004
10:38:47 PM
SPIDEY 2WAS OKAY.
by omegaman20
Jul 4th, 2004
12:45:19 AM
Sir Biatch your still a bitch
by Rcamacho2278
Jul 4th, 2004
01:03:17 AM
Why didn't Peter just take out an ad in the Bugle telling EVERYO
by Fats
Jul 4th, 2004
01:50:02 AM
kirsten dunst's MJ = margot kidder's lois lane
by DarthBakpao
Jul 4th, 2004
03:34:22 AM
spidey 2 is overhyped indeed ...
by DarthBakpao
Jul 4th, 2004
03:40:44 AM
it is interesting that nobody has justified their liking of S2
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 4th, 2004
04:37:49 AM
Advanced military weapons which will save more american lives an
by TheGinger Twit
Jul 4th, 2004
07:42:23 AM
morons, a bunch of morons visit this site
by Rcamacho2278
Jul 4th, 2004
08:39:01 AM
Anyone know what happened to The Bourne Supremacy review?
by EmilyQFan
Jul 4th, 2004
10:31:04 AM
now that Rcamacho2278 has gotten that out of his system...
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 4th, 2004
11:45:54 AM
hahaha. the car flinging... good question
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 4th, 2004
11:49:20 AM
Rcamacho2278 is ranting about "believability" like a retard...
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 4th, 2004
11:55:52 AM
1967 Spiderman cartoons....
by The Flashlight
Jul 4th, 2004
12:03:46 PM
great film
by lynxpro
Jul 4th, 2004
12:08:29 PM
LOL!
by The Flashlight
Jul 4th, 2004
12:09:42 PM
IDIOTS
by GunTotin'Liberal
Jul 4th, 2004
12:09:45 PM
Stupid teenagers...
by The Flashlight
Jul 4th, 2004
12:17:09 PM
umm... Flashlight boy...and at least 10 retarded things about Sp
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 4th, 2004
12:50:49 PM
Actually, I thought that Spidey 2 was a little lame.
by TheSumOfGod
Jul 4th, 2004
01:07:42 PM
Spider-Man 2
by WoodyStiffer
Jul 4th, 2004
01:22:03 PM
Liberal Spending Myth
by WoodyStiffer
Jul 4th, 2004
01:34:28 PM
LIBERAL-MAN!
by Heathicus_Maximu
Jul 4th, 2004
02:14:48 PM
Some friendly contention for Sir Biatch's list of ten points
by Leslie Spaight
Jul 4th, 2004
02:31:16 PM
naw Leslie Spaight.... i appreciate it.
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 4th, 2004
02:44:38 PM
I think many missed the whole idea of Ock's tentacles being "sen
by alchemist
Jul 4th, 2004
02:45:39 PM
DC COMICS PROJECT
by stlfilmwire
Jul 4th, 2004
03:33:56 PM
anyone who writes a list of faults for a movie called spider-man
by slappy jones
Jul 4th, 2004
05:10:46 PM
Look at it from the bright side...
by DocPazuzu
Jul 4th, 2004
05:47:43 PM
It has finally arrived and ...
by Lost Skeleton
Jul 4th, 2004
06:04:02 PM
Spiderman 3 Speculation.
by Henry Fool
Jul 4th, 2004
06:58:01 PM
BRUCE CAMPBELL as MYSTERIO
by Kraken
Jul 4th, 2004
07:03:00 PM
"SPIDER-MAN 2" MAY BE THE CLOSEST YOU EVER GET TO SEEING A GREAT
by JDanielP
Jul 4th, 2004
08:32:37 PM
Jesus Harry, give the poor kid a haircut.
by AttackingClone
Jul 4th, 2004
09:06:05 PM
sir biatch..i have a question....
by slappy jones
Jul 4th, 2004
09:43:18 PM
HAHAHA. It's OFFICIAL!!
by slone13
Jul 4th, 2004
10:26:06 PM
SirBiatch?
by slone13
Jul 4th, 2004
10:29:01 PM
A hero is revealed: Neill Cumpston is...
by cachaco
Jul 4th, 2004
10:34:55 PM
test
by The Flashlight
Jul 5th, 2004
12:27:14 AM
Sir Biatch
by Ribbons
Jul 5th, 2004
01:17:21 AM
It's amusing to see Robbins try to empathize with SirBiatch....
by alchemist
Jul 5th, 2004
02:16:01 AM
Ideas
by Down_In_Front
Jul 5th, 2004
03:08:05 AM
Okay, two things:
by Ribbons
Jul 5th, 2004
04:05:07 AM
(spoilers) Well, I saw it again last night....
by deRussy
Jul 5th, 2004
04:36:57 AM
And the cool news is?
by trouserpress
Jul 5th, 2004
05:01:24 AM
RE: Ideas
by lambadaguy
Jul 5th, 2004
09:07:12 AM
RE: Re: Ideas
by lambadaguy
Jul 5th, 2004
09:08:58 AM
SirBiatch --- yes my lambasting of spiderman 2 is a little vigor
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 5th, 2004
10:42:07 AM
Sir Biatch hipocrisy once again
by Rcamacho2278
Jul 5th, 2004
11:10:48 AM
That's it. Have your moment. Get it out of your system.
by Devil'sOwn
Jul 5th, 2004
11:38:17 AM
I loved Spidey 2 but...
by Lost Skeleton
Jul 5th, 2004
12:01:35 PM
X-Men < X2 < Spiderman < Spiderman 2
by alchemist
Jul 5th, 2004
12:07:39 PM
Ringbearer9
by Ribbons
Jul 5th, 2004
01:26:51 PM
Spidey a conservative? Hardly.
by Corneroffice
Jul 5th, 2004
03:29:48 PM
i'm convinced that Rcamacho2278 is a toddler or some kind of ped
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 5th, 2004
03:30:47 PM
alchemist needs to leave that weed alone...
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 5th, 2004
03:37:31 PM
There's no difference between 50 Cent and S2. Both were overhype
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 5th, 2004
03:48:33 PM
no decent movie would have its villain drown in the river along
by SirBiatchReturns
Jul 5th, 2004
03:56:20 PM
plothole
by lynxpro
Jul 5th, 2004
04:15:19 PM
Well...
by stlfilmwire
Jul 5th, 2004
04:32:26 PM
they could always make harry...
by slappy jones
Jul 5th, 2004
05:25:01 PM
Dont believe the hype
by JackieJokeman
Jul 5th, 2004
06:24:36 PM
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
by Raul Monkey
Jul 5th, 2004
07:00:23 PM
As cool as this flick is supposed to be, I just cant' deal with
by truthseekr1488
Jul 5th, 2004
07:01:59 PM
And by the way...
by Raul Monkey
Jul 5th, 2004
07:06:25 PM
Spider-MAN 2 is your Daddy!
by Donnie_Drunko
Jul 5th, 2004
07:38:04 PM
Just saw Spidey 2; thought it was pretty good.
by JohnnyTremaine
Jul 5th, 2004
09:21:35 PM
Loved the movie but there were 3 problems
by timmer33
Jul 5th, 2004
09:31:03 PM
sorry 'bout that
by timmer33
Jul 5th, 2004
09:33:36 PM
S2? Not bad, but not great either. X2 was a better film, I just
by The Founder
Jul 5th, 2004
11:32:37 PM
Fuck you!
by Azlam Orlandu
Jul 6th, 2004
05:11:17 AM
Wish they hadn't turned him into Doctor Swiss-Army-Knife...
by phasmatrope
Jul 6th, 2004
05:27:25 AM
Sir Biatch, you sir, are a BITCH
by Rcamacho2278
Jul 6th, 2004
06:45:29 AM
RE: spidey a conservative
by lambadaguy
Jul 6th, 2004
09:18:22 AM
RE: Spidey a conservative
by lambadaguy
Jul 6th, 2004
09:22:56 AM
...
by SoonerSean
Jul 6th, 2004
04:44:28 PM
Holy SHIT!
by Blue_Demon
Jul 6th, 2004
08:11:09 PM
Spiderman ending? (spoilers!!)
by Swizza
Jul 6th, 2004
09:27:57 PM
MY BIGGEST GRIPE ABOUT SM2
by Fish Tank
Jul 6th, 2004
11:21:59 PM
OH YEAH - AND X2 WAS A BETTER MOVIE
by Fish Tank
Jul 6th, 2004
11:38:06 PM
Fish Tank ... I also mentioned the contradiction of Spider-man h
by JDanielP
Jul 7th, 2004
02:32:30 AM
wonder how many fanboys actualy know what Fusion is...
by warp11
Jul 7th, 2004
04:22:40 AM
Spider-Man 2 was better than Spider-Man...
by Bud666
Jul 7th, 2004
05:46:29 AM
A couple more S2 inconsistencies --
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jul 7th, 2004
07:30:17 AM
Oh, and to SirBiatch and and in re: the birthday party Spidey...
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jul 7th, 2004
07:40:16 AM
And to Scorpius (my last post tonight, I swear):
by LlGHTST0RMER
Jul 7th, 2004
07:59:14 AM
Ok, and does anyone else want to chaperone and comment on other
by axelfoley
Jul 7th, 2004
09:05:16 AM
Ok, and does anyone else want to chaperone and comment on other
by axelfoley
Jul 7th, 2004
09:13:24 AM
The movie is GREAT...
by Dead Megatron
Jul 7th, 2004
09:32:28 AM
Response to lightstormer, lambadaguy etc...
by Scorpius
Jul 7th, 2004
09:53:39 AM
Venom
by JockoJohnson
Jul 7th, 2004
10:12:51 AM
I didn't mind S2,
by Conan_the_Humble
Jul 7th, 2004
10:20:34 AM
about 90% of people here hate films!!
by adamb
Jul 7th, 2004
11:34:52 AM
Don't believe the hype !
by ipfgodfather
Jul 7th, 2004
11:54:59 AM
brain damage
by Scuzzofilm
Jul 7th, 2004
03:08:47 PM
God almighty, it amazes me what some people can manage to dislik
by raw_bean
Jul 7th, 2004
08:08:15 PM
The point is very simple, some people (like pretty much most peo
by axelfoley
Jul 7th, 2004
09:31:49 PM
Scuzz
by adamb
Jul 8th, 2004
02:42:22 AM
scuzz
by adamb
Jul 8th, 2004
02:52:42 AM
X2 is not a good movie.
by pip1345
Jul 8th, 2004
05:41:38 AM

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