I am – Hercules!!

Okay, the cover of this week’s TV Guide calls FX’s “Nip/Tuck” the coolest show on TV. But both TV Guide and FX are owned by Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp., aren't they? So how seriously can we take this?

But but, many have written to ask why I’m not smitten. Were they, too, employees of News Corp.? Are you, young talkbacker? I didn’t hate what I saw during “Nip/Tuck” season one. But there’s like 900 hours of new, original programming airing every week. And I am just one Hercules. Put Natasha Richardson on this show and I'm there every week.

I’ll watch again tonight (probably), because maybe I missed something last year. Only fans will click on that headline. You explain.

10 p.m. Tuesday. FX.

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