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About That M. Night Shyamalan

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

I’ve seen this reported in a number of places, and dozens of you have written in about it by now. Most of the letters read about like this:

Hey Harry.

Just thought you would be interested in reading about what started out as a documentary for the Sci Fi Channel on "The Village"turned out to be an expose that M Night Shyamalan will NOT be happy about.

It was once called "Making of The Village".

NOW it's called "The Buried Secret of M Night Shymalan," a 3 hour expose on the director you love to love or love to hate.

Here's a snip:

"If the project reveals more than Night was comfortable with, that was an inherent gamble that he was aware of long before this was started...."

Click here for the “official” story.

Talkbackers....start your TiVOS!!!

Z

What’s odd is that I got a letter about a month and a half ago, before any of this started to be made public, that I dismissed because I assumed this thing was just going to be a standard issue hype special for THE VILLAGE. Now, in light of what we’re hearing, I thought it was worth going back to:

The Sci Fi Channel is airing a "documentary" on "The Sixth Sense" and "Signs" director M. Night Shyamalan titled, "Portrait Of A Filmmaker: M. Night Shyamalan". Episodes will air simultaneous to the release of Shyamalan's new feature "The Village" this coming summer.

Nathanial Kahn ("My Architect") directed the series and is credited with writing as well, though according to sources close to Callum Greene (credited producer) the project was actually written and executive produced by Shyamalan himself!

The "documentary" is a FICTIONAL piece in the spirit of "The Blair Witch Project" that emulates the suspense/thriller aspects of "The Village". It will be presented as a factual documentary highlighting the making of "The Village", as well as the achievements and background of its subject, M. Night Shyamalan.

So is this all just an attempt to create buzz by stirring up a fake controversy? My sources say absolutely. In fact, I've heard that M. Night was the one who was the creative force behind this documentary from the get-go. The story certainly sounds fishy the way it’s being reported so far, and M. Night is such a notorious control freak that this sounds exactly like something he’d do.

At this point, I’d say you probably shouldn’t go into this expecting to see something really ugly and revealing, because I get the feeling it’s all just part of his master plan to sell us a whole bunch of nothing this time around. We’ll see...

"Moriarty" out.





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M Night
by Bugle Dog
Jun 18th, 2004
04:47:48 AM
What secrets could they uncover about this guy?
by Psyclops
Jun 18th, 2004
06:17:12 AM
Let me guess
by Battousai
Jun 18th, 2004
06:24:39 AM
I suspected right away that this "controversy" is fake...
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Jun 18th, 2004
06:36:27 AM
Excellent. How about a mockumentary showing another worthless, u
by SalvatoreGravano
Jun 18th, 2004
08:09:58 AM
Another fake documentary?
by cannedpasta
Jun 18th, 2004
08:56:27 AM
M. Night used to be a woman maybe?
by Damitol
Jun 18th, 2004
09:11:29 AM
A stupid hoax. Oh, that clever Shamalamadingdong!
by heywood jablomie
Jun 18th, 2004
09:25:05 AM
And the twist at the end of the documentary is...
by LoneChicken
Jun 18th, 2004
10:27:22 AM
Talkbackers make me sad
by LucyLorelei
Jun 18th, 2004
10:38:01 AM
"am i the only one..." ?
by Lamerz
Jun 18th, 2004
10:42:10 AM
NOT FIRST!!!!!
by Lamerz
Jun 18th, 2004
10:45:35 AM
Who Knows
by NoItAint
Jun 18th, 2004
10:48:03 AM
Do people who call him "Shamalamadingdong" think they're being c
by Atticus Finch
Jun 18th, 2004
10:54:08 AM
Doesn't sound right - Sci-Fi Channel doesn't have the clout to b
by NotchJohnson
Jun 18th, 2004
11:01:50 AM
Sounds like that Marvel Comics character hoax.
by el zar
Jun 18th, 2004
11:06:42 AM
Does anyone REALLY care anymore when celebrities are EXPOSED!! f
by NotchJohnson
Jun 18th, 2004
11:09:42 AM
Crazy fucking white people who swing water at aliens who invade
by Lost Skeleton
Jun 18th, 2004
11:43:12 AM
When is this AIRING GODDAMNIT?
by aceattorney
Jun 18th, 2004
12:14:41 PM
who gives a fuck
by tnizzle
Jun 18th, 2004
12:24:01 PM
Show aires on July 18
by scrivener
Jun 18th, 2004
12:53:36 PM
Its got to be fake, Sci Fi are not investigative journalist
by SexyBeast
Jun 18th, 2004
01:07:24 PM
Uh, Drew - you're condemning the guy over something that there's
by Mosquito March
Jun 18th, 2004
01:28:43 PM
SexyBeast: The people at Sci-Fi are pragmatists.
by Mosquito March
Jun 18th, 2004
01:31:44 PM
Hmm...fake documentary
by RickP66
Jun 18th, 2004
01:42:26 PM
Big mistake if it's a fake!
by UncleSam
Jun 18th, 2004
03:14:21 PM
Crap, I hate hitting "post" by Mistake
by kiki370
Jun 18th, 2004
03:31:13 PM
I'm guessing it's for real
by Garbageman33
Jun 18th, 2004
05:06:35 PM
FAKE doc.
by PushTheButton
Jun 18th, 2004
05:26:01 PM
...the secret is that...... M. NIGHT is DAY !!!!!!!!
by silent_light
Jun 18th, 2004
06:50:27 PM
Fool me once, shame on me; fool me for a fourth time...
by madfreethinker
Jun 18th, 2004
09:36:45 PM
Most overrated filmmaker in history.
by Omegaman
Jun 18th, 2004
09:43:13 PM
shamalamadingdong rocks
by jawaburger
Jun 18th, 2004
09:59:57 PM
. . .
by jawaburger
Jun 18th, 2004
10:01:11 PM
Shamalamdingdong
by Subversive01057
Jun 18th, 2004
10:05:04 PM
"Village" reshoots
by soylentphil
Jun 18th, 2004
11:59:10 PM
El Zar -
by THEWANKER
Jun 19th, 2004
12:03:13 AM
there's been a bunch of fake documentaries made to promote movie
by nny777
Jun 19th, 2004
01:30:41 AM
How can Shyamalan be "the most overrated filmmaker in history",
by Mosquito March
Jun 19th, 2004
02:41:25 AM
No Joy
by CHEWBLACCA
Jun 19th, 2004
01:31:53 PM
Wait, Sci Fi, the same people who do "The Lowdown", slang for or
by Big Bad Clone
Jun 19th, 2004
02:44:08 PM
Shyamalan and Spielberg
by one9deuce
Jun 19th, 2004
10:22:37 PM
The big secret is...
by Barry_Lyndon
Jun 20th, 2004
01:35:21 AM
These fake documentaries are good for one thing...
by SK909
Jun 20th, 2004
01:14:04 PM
original ending
by 6degrees
Jun 20th, 2004
02:13:14 PM
stilldragons
by Omegaman
Jun 20th, 2004
03:06:26 PM
To Mosquito March:
by UncleSam
Jun 20th, 2004
05:47:29 PM
Shyamalan... say it with me.
by ApneicMonkey
Jun 20th, 2004
10:07:10 PM
geez
by owenterref
Jun 21st, 2004
01:45:56 AM
So, what? He's really been a ghost all along? Mr. Glass is reall
by Big Bad Clone
Jun 21st, 2004
08:40:23 AM
stilldragons
by Omegaman
Jun 21st, 2004
01:17:11 PM
CRAWFISH PIE AND A FILETGUMBO
by TomVee
Jun 21st, 2004
06:36:04 PM
But I guess we can all agree...it can't be any worse than The Te
by minderbinder
Jun 21st, 2004
07:07:36 PM
stilldragons
by Omegaman
Jun 22nd, 2004
02:39:18 AM
I am.....
by shamalamadingdog
Jun 22nd, 2004
02:27:57 PM
hoax hoax hoax
by phillyfilly
Jun 27th, 2004
03:34:41 AM
ONE TRICK PONY
by ORSON WELLS
Jun 28th, 2004
02:33:10 AM
You guys
by tmp13
Jul 11th, 2004
08:30:10 PM
Buried Secret of M. Night Shymalan
by merrileemerrill
Jul 18th, 2004
10:47:10 PM

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