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The Passion For The Lohan!! MTV MOVIE AWARDS!!
SPOILER ALERT !!
Ah, was it really only a year ago that Tatu and dozens of their friends came bouncing out in their Catholic schoolgirl uniforms?
The two MTV award shows that bookend summer are the finest award shows ever produced. All producers of award shows should remove their bruised and bleeding lips from Bruce Villanch’s hinder long enough to see how a genuinely entertaining trophython is forged.
Yes, we still recall the horrific fiasco hosted by the lottery-winner-like Brothers Wayans several years ago! It was an exception!
But, but, really, the MTV Movie Awards is host-proof, and such a good show we will watch even though we learned who won way back on Saturday night. That’s right: there’s nothing “live” about it. Highlight the invisotext and learn the winners now:
Best Movie:
"Return of the King"
Best Female Performance:
Uma Thurman ("Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Male Performance:
Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean")
Best Comedic Performance:
Jack Black ("School of Rock”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore ("50 First Dates”)
Best Villain:
Lucy Liu ("Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Breakthrough Female:
Lindsay Lohan ("Freaky Friday”)
Breakthrough Male:
Shawn Ashmore ("X2”)
Best Kiss:
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart ("Starsky & Hutch”)
Best Fight:
Uma Thurman Vs. Chiaki Kuriyama (“Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Dance Sequence:
Sean William Scott ("American Wedding”)
Best Action Sequence
Battle at Gondar ("Return of the King”)
Winners, shminners! Tune in for the “Passion of the Christ” parody!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
"Return of the King"
Best Female Performance:
Uma Thurman ("Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Male Performance:
Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean")
Best Comedic Performance:
Jack Black ("School of Rock”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore ("50 First Dates”)
Best Villain:
Lucy Liu ("Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Breakthrough Female:
Lindsay Lohan ("Freaky Friday”)
Breakthrough Male:
Shawn Ashmore ("X2”)
Best Kiss:
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart ("Starsky & Hutch”)
Best Fight:
Uma Thurman Vs. Chiaki Kuriyama (“Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Dance Sequence:
Sean William Scott ("American Wedding”)
Best Action Sequence
Battle at Gondar ("Return of the King”)
Winners, shminners! Tune in for the “Passion of the Christ” parody!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean")
Best Comedic Performance:
Jack Black ("School of Rock”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore ("50 First Dates”)
Best Villain:
Lucy Liu ("Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Breakthrough Female:
Lindsay Lohan ("Freaky Friday”)
Breakthrough Male:
Shawn Ashmore ("X2”)
Best Kiss:
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart ("Starsky & Hutch”)
Best Fight:
Uma Thurman Vs. Chiaki Kuriyama (“Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Dance Sequence:
Sean William Scott ("American Wedding”)
Best Action Sequence
Battle at Gondar ("Return of the King”)
Winners, shminners! Tune in for the “Passion of the Christ” parody!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore ("50 First Dates”)
Best Villain:
Lucy Liu ("Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Breakthrough Female:
Lindsay Lohan ("Freaky Friday”)
Breakthrough Male:
Shawn Ashmore ("X2”)
Best Kiss:
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart ("Starsky & Hutch”)
Best Fight:
Uma Thurman Vs. Chiaki Kuriyama (“Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Dance Sequence:
Sean William Scott ("American Wedding”)
Best Action Sequence
Battle at Gondar ("Return of the King”)
Winners, shminners! Tune in for the “Passion of the Christ” parody!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Lindsay Lohan ("Freaky Friday”)
Breakthrough Male:
Shawn Ashmore ("X2”)
Best Kiss:
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart ("Starsky & Hutch”)
Best Fight:
Uma Thurman Vs. Chiaki Kuriyama (“Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Dance Sequence:
Sean William Scott ("American Wedding”)
Best Action Sequence
Battle at Gondar ("Return of the King”)
Winners, shminners! Tune in for the “Passion of the Christ” parody!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart ("Starsky & Hutch”)
Best Fight:
Uma Thurman Vs. Chiaki Kuriyama (“Kill Bill Vol. 1”)
Best Dance Sequence:
Sean William Scott ("American Wedding”)
Best Action Sequence
Battle at Gondar ("Return of the King”)
Winners, shminners! Tune in for the “Passion of the Christ” parody!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Sean William Scott ("American Wedding”)
Best Action Sequence
Battle at Gondar ("Return of the King”)
Winners, shminners! Tune in for the “Passion of the Christ” parody!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
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Jun 10, 2004 2:38:42 AM CDT
What's to bitch about? The awards are absolutely meaningless...
by smarkjobber
...the only reason to watch the Popcorn Awards is to watch for chicks, yuck it up with the filmed pieces, and bad mouth those nominees/winners who actually take the award seriously.
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seriously, I didn't pay attention to the hyping this year.. who's the host?
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Jun 10, 2004 2:48:25 AM CDT
The Wayans hosted the MTV VMAs a few years ago, not the Movie Aw
by voice o. reason
The Wayans Brothers hosted the Video Music Awards in 2000, and have never hosted the Movie Awards. You can finally stop bitching about it now.
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Lohan didn't get breast surgery like guys all over the states didn't get a chubby when they saw her on the Tonight Show. And it's spelled GONDOR Herc, you friggin hack. Gondar? WTF?
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just curious never seen the guy accpting an award before so is he there or what or are we getting some lame video footage
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http://www.gossiplist.com/blog/bmachine2/index.php?id=7feae
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I'm telling you man, dont blink or some new little slut puppy is the new flava of the month.
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As hot as she may be, i just see Linsay Lohan as another Hollywood pop tart! She may not be as annoying as Hilary Duff, but she's still cut from the same cloth. She has yet to appear in a movie that's actually worth my time, and no 'Mean Girls" dose not count! As the "MTV Movie Awards", they're essentually the 'Oscars' for stupid people. Plain, and simple.
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As hot as she may be, i just see Linsay Lohan as another Hollywood pop tart! She may not be as annoying as Hilary Duff, but she's still cut from the same cloth. She has yet to appear in a movie that's actually worth my time, and no 'Mean Girls" dose not count! As for the "MTV Movie Awards", they're essentually the 'Oscars' for stupid people. Plain, and simple.
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Jun 10, 2004 12:24:33 PM CDT
bbitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan, wahh, wahh, wahhH!!!!
by russman
Hey, someone's gotta do it. But Herc is right, MTV Movie Awards are fun to watch, the skits and movie scene re-interpertations are what I really watch it for.
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Lindasy Lohan is one of the top 3 under 30 actresses right now (with Evan Rachel Wood and Jenna Malone...oh yeah, and Anna Paquin). She was excellent in Both Parent Trap and Freaky Friday, both movies were very good for their genre. She might be acting like the Hollywood brat right now, but let's hope she turns it around.
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"The Parent Trap", and "Freaky Friday" are nothing but substandard Di$ney crap as far as i'm concerned!!
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SHe sucked when she hosted. The need to get Ben Stiller back. He hasn't done it in several years, and he was the best host they've had yet.
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This girl hurts my feelings, because she's just so darn f**kable and yet I can go down the hall and see her in about 3 different movies among my kids' favorites! Kids: "We can't find the 'Freaky Friday' DVD!" Muffled voice from bedroom: "I don't have it this time, I swear!"
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She's the star of several successful movies: Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, and the Parent Trap. In other words, she's not exactly some idiot from reality TV. Did I mention she's hot (see Interview magazine)?
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She's bigger boxoffice than a lot of so-called "bankable" stars who haven't had a hit in years
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Jun 10, 2004 6:53:37 PM CDT
MTV Movie Awards are the Oscars for stupid people? um... excuse
by theseeker7
To the poster above who authored this sentiment comparing the Movie Awards and the Oscars - Have you seen any Oscar broadcasts over the last 5 years or so (at least)? To say nothing of most of the films featured on them? The Oscars fill the quotient for stupid and vapid people plenty fine on their own.
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Jun 10, 2004 7:21:42 PM CDT
Lindsay Lohan already has two awards...two huge shiny supple gif
by iamjacksuserid
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mbaker, you are friggin retarded. that movie has got to be one of the funniest flicks i've seen in years. i undoubtedly will buy the dvd and don't understand how you can bash such gold. if it was another movie, you might be like, wow, you know what woulda been really funny? but you can't do that in this movie, cause every one of those parts is already in the movie. best summer movie so far.
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Jun 10, 2004 9:02:31 PM CDT
"What if the Ring wasn't destroyed?" "It was." "But what if it
by terry_1978
Man, that opening with Stiller, PJ, and Vince...had me rolling.
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what is this on my television, could it be any worse? I dont think so
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Mean Girls was pure unfiltered shit, just because you say you like it doesn's mean Lohan or that SNL hack bitch gonna show up and suck your dick, cause that must be what you think if claim to like it
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He always looks a lot taller than his supposed height. When he stands next to other tall stars he usually looks at least 6 feet. I wonder how it's done, especially with the close up shots.
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that if she got a boob job, it would be better than that? They don't even use that procedure anymore unless you were some cheap stripper who could afford a Docter Nick Riviera butcher. She's 17 years old f'r cripessake. Girls that young having a boob job is not unheard of, but Ms. Lohan has always had flesh on her bones. Why is the fact that she actually grew them so unbelievable? It's that "picture" is what's fake, not her physicality. All the other, non-doctered pictures I've seen of her look quite normal.
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Did the Beastie Boys always suck that hard or am I just getting old? It appears the lads haven't turned on a radio in about 6 years or so. How come no one's talking about the Alien vs. Predator trailer MTV played on the pre-show? Dare I say it looks sorta cool...
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well, to answer the guy above's questions, a, the Beastie Boys have always done what they wanted, regardless of trends, no matter how geeky they can get....they're sorta like the rap version of Weezer, really....minus the psychotic fans....And even if they're nowhere near as fast or creative with their rhymes as some, I wouldn't have it any other way...the last thing the world needs is for Adrock and Company to start rapping about smacking girls' asses in da club.....and B: the reason no one saw the AvsP trailer is because it's common knowledge that all pre-shows are created deep within Satan's blood-encrusted bowels. The end. That said, I WOULD like to see the trailer, if someone would be kind enough to link to it.....
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(1.) It seemed very clear that when Dom (a.k.a. everybody's fourth favorite hobbit Merry) took the stage to accept the award for Best Action Scene nobody knew who the fuck he was. I think the presenters thought he was just a crazy stage crasher. (2.) Was that Buffy's little sis Dawn who was sucking on Iceman's face when he won? And would their child be a mutant with slayer blood? (3.) The four funniest people on the planet remain Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell. How many times do they have to prove it?
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Ms. Lohan appeared on SNL and appeared in a sketch ("Harry Potter") the center of which was her incredibly big breasts. Then she spent weeks denying rumors that they are fake, getting copious newsprint and photographs in the process. Then she went on the Tonight Show with the clip of the SNL sketch ("Harry Potter") the center of which was her incredibly big breasts. Continued denying that they are fake. Has approximately 1032 interviews set up to deny fakeness of said breasts. Results so far: record number of Google hits (70% male) and hosting gig of MTV Movie Awards, rumored roles in "I Dream of Jeannie" and "Love Bug" remakes, entire cadre of competitor teen queens such as arch-rival Hillary Duff left in the dust. Moral: invest in silcon, young actresses. This means you, Ashley Kate and Mary, or whatever. P.S. Memo to Lohan: give bonus to your PR advisor who suggested fake breasts.
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If I'm not mistaken, Gondars are the things whose ears you tear off when you're really strong? Or is that Gundark.
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That was one of the worst awards shows ever. How on earth can anyone think that opening with Vaughn and Stiller was funny? These two (along with Jack Black) do not hold the funny, and their popularity absolutely makes no sense. I'm also sick of white people using that "fo hizzy" or whatever that crap is in their little dialogues. That's sooo old, and it was never funny to begin with! Stop it. And Scarlett Johannson, while still the hottest woman on the planet, desperately needs to choose her outfits more carefully.
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Thank me later.
http://www.angelfire.com/music5/ont-ska/avp-exc.mov -
Jun 11, 2004 12:12:03 AM CDT
50 first dates for best picture? A retarded monkey who lacks the
by winterchili
Jesus. I normally love the MTV movie awards. But this years nominations were just awful. No "Houses of Blue Leaves" for best action sequence? Or ANYTHING from BOTH matrix movies? Even if you hate them, thats just silly.
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Jun 11, 2004 12:16:34 AM CDT
the MTV MOVIE AWARDS are the only movie awards show that is actu
by tall_boy
because its all just over-produced hype and lots of jokes and talking about cool stuff like fights and blowing up and shit. Oscars are too damn self-important and smug. the MTV vas are at least funny.
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Fuck MTV in general. Since when did they stop making the movie awards Live? I always remember them being live...Oh well. Seems a bit GAY, but when MTV is based on homosexuality I guess it's ok. Oh well I didn't watch it anyways because MTV is the devil and will take over the world one day.
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How the mighty have fallen. With the exception of Will Ferrell, this was the worst MTV Movie Awards ever. They used to be funny, but hey MTV used to show videos, so....
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Contrary to what Herc keeps saying, the MTV movie awards are usually painfully unfunny. Last year was the exception. Golem acceptance speech? My god the entire show was hilarious. Can they really do that again?
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Ok Was I the only one freaked out by the goddamn midget in the cage? I mean seriously, then again how scared that sucker mustve been yet also blessed to be crotch level with all that hoochie on stage. I'm too far gone to know any of the host, other then like all the previous MTV awards shows unless the actor/actress in the film is young dumb and holds a record contract noone seems to know who the fuck anyone there is, proof of this is the goddamn chick interviewing on the red carpet who didnt even know what the fuck 'The evil dead' and 'Sam Raimi' were, I mean shit these people are sad, yes i'd slap them just once, but then again who cares. Good or bad we got a titty show goin on, we got some serious Tivo jerkin material here. Opening bit with PJ was too fuckin funny, and the only true let down of the entire show...was why, oh why they didnt just skip all the bullshit that was this show and give us what we really wanted..more of that crazy silent hillish the suffering-ish animation, that shit was creeepy and sweet. I dunno, the shows always have a high and low point, titties always high though, was it me or did christina and sharon stone both look pissed at each other. How many of us laughed seeing how much eminem truly did look like Axle?. Im outta here, got some jerkin to do.
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the fuckin kill bill 2 skit was pretty good, not great but, offered more then two chuckles
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Did the Craig Jeffery(not sure the spelling) skit look more like a spot on TV friendly version of Harry Knowles?Craig Jeffery the man who loves every movie?'When I saw van helsing I only had one word in mind..Breathtaking, and guess whos quote was on the poster.' jesus thats scary
Self-edit note;TV friendly version is the polite political term for fat sweaty red head fuck child, sorry harry....no really...sorry -
that was fucking terrible. Oh my god. Right from the start even. Jackson just wasn't playing it off well, and Stiller was over the top. All the acceptance speeches were garbage, especially Uma's amalgam of 7 different subjects in one sentence. It was the worst awarder's banter, and the Ron Burgandy stuff might have been funny if JC and Rebecca had funnier things to say, or tried harder to be funny at least. The only remotelygood parts were a couple of the cg videos (even though they looked too much like video games, I figured MTV would have more money for that sort of thing), and a scene they cut OUT of the damn thing and put in the post-show with Shia LeBoof (or whatever) with the guy who loves all movies (especially calling "From Justin to Kelly" "The most important movie or our time" or something of that nature).
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(or trinity they called, which I guess is spanish for three, I don't know.) I don't know about this awards shit but I know they showed a clip from BLADE FUCKING THREE before the show and it was good. I am relieved. I doubt Goyer will make his movie look as good as Norrington and Del Toro did, but judging from this clip he knows what he's doing. It doesn't look cheesy at all, which was my fear. It was reminiscent of the hospital chase in the original. Lots of action and a good punchline based on the good old Blade personality that we all love. Except some of you fuckers. But reasonable people all love it. I can't wait for this movie, this is gonna be RETURN OF THE KING for the BLADE generation. or whatever.
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Remember when MTV could get big rock bands to show up, instead of rappers dressed up in rock star costumes?
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I dont watch mtv anymore, I tried for a while I honestly did but it sucks so much ass. Remember when MTV used to be nothing but videos? standing by its own namesake Music television? remember rob zombie and the headbangers ball? Remote control? that was some good shit, Hell even Sifle and Ollie(dont pull a gibson on me for the spelling) were pretty sweet. But slowly the fuckin thing sank. MTVs dating gameshow. more game shows. real world, road rules. now you got TRL which plays a max of 10 sec of video for the artist of the moment five shows, 30 min at most of music then shitty shows. We used to care about the rock bands, now more and more we got host that havent even sprouted a single pubic hair with no character whatso ever. Rappers are a dime adozen now, its sad. it really is. M2 came along for those that wanted old mtv back but look what happened there, thats dyin now too. Never watch the music awards because you know the chili peppers will never win. fewer rockers lot more posers taking the stage, the days of glory are gone. Musics recycled now. The movie awards always offers some chuckles, MTV had alot of memorable moments in the day, now its a mandatory shitfest with no life. Where did it all go wrong? Goddamn I feel old. Still gotta admit all shit aside this show and mtv has its moments, but it also reminds us on a daily basis how fucked our new generation is.
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Jun 11, 2004 5:32:31 AM CDT
I'm becoming way tired of Ben Stiller and his schtick...
by jim jam bongs
I used to really like him, too, and thought him funny. But he's become overexposed lately. He needs to take a break between now and The Fockers, and after that film, he should probably lay low for a year or two. Frankly, his nebbish, frustrated nice-guy routine is irritating now. His personna has devolved into that of a passive-aggressive asshole.
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Thank you so much for agreeing with me on how crappy, and overrated "Mean Girls" was! AS it turns out, alot of you were dissapointed with the "Movie Awards". Like i said earlier, they're essentually the 'Oscars" for stupid people.
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I mean, painfully bad. Like watching the OPRAH WINFREY SHOW while having a root canal done. The only things I found of note were the KILL BILL 2 bit with Lohan and Andy Dick (Great idea, but it should have been a full parody), Lohan's bit with Adam Brody and Jamie Lee Curtis, and Jimmy Fallon's Britney Spears moves. Otherwise, where was the SPIDER-MAN 2 parody (the real one, not that horribly forced Dunst/DeGeneres/Maguire intro)? Where was the DAY AFTER TOMORROW parody? And where was the PASSION OF THE CHRIST parody with Michael Moore up on a crucifix instead of his fat face interrupting an award to pimp FAHRENHEIT 9/11? Other things I noticed...Uma's big-ass forehead, Uma being about two feet taller than Tom Cruise, Tom and Jamie Foxx pimping that COLLATERAL movie which has zero buzz and will probably bomb faster than the STEPFORD WIVES, that guy in the Post-Award Show busting on GARFIELD for being an inevitable suckfest but failing to mention CATWOMAN as an inevitable suckfest, Halle Berry trying to play up her CATWOMAN role in her intro while all you can think of is "Damn, those are some bad hair extensions," and last but not least, my extreme disappointment at not seeing Chiaki Kuriyama accept her Best Fight award with Uma Thurman.
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...you know the scene...in the cantina...Lohan's breasts trying to grab the bounty on my penis...you know my penis shot first...enough of this Lohan's tits shooting first crap!!!
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Jun 11, 2004 10:56:31 AM CDT
Am I getting old or was that the most unfunny awards show ever??
by screamingpenis
Instead of opening with a movie parody like the Awards usually do, it looks like they pushed the Kill Bill bit to later in the show because they realized how lame it was. The Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughn opening was alright...but everything else seemed especially underwhelming. The "musical" performances from D12 and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs were a snooze. (The Beastie Boys provided were one of the show's high points.)
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Jun 11, 2004 11:11:41 AM CDT
You know what would be funny? If they gave the Best Villain awa
by rev_skarekroe
OK, maybe that wouldn't be so funny. sk
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She's number 1 on this list:
http://poststuff.entensity.net/060404/flash.php?flash=top10.swf -
What the hell did I just watch? that had to be the shittest two hrs on tv, and that crappy dance intro set the mood for me. It had its moments, that lord of the rings opening had me har-haring. But Jimmy fucking fallon, god how i loathe that smarmy,smug looking bastard. Sean william scott was looking good though, but alas hotness is not enough. Oh mtv please die, die and go to hell.
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Oh, I want you, I need you, I must violate your breasts or give them a massage with warm oil, I'd like to tap your ass with a vengance or we can do the slow motion thing. OOHH BABY!, you're the girl of my wet dreams, you've replaced Jenna Jameson, she's getting old anyway...but you honey, you are in your prime. I will wait and suffer until you turn 18. I promise not to fall under temptation. If another woman wants to make the good worm happy; I'll tell them that my heart and penis belongs to you. YES, I WILL WAIT FOR THE BIG 18 and I'll make you coffee in the morning after I'd given you some clitoral stimulation with my soft wet tongue. After breakfast, we will walk the sandy beaches of Cancun with a Margarita or Cerveza and of course you'll be wearing a nice g-string and maybe topless with a nice WORM TATTOO on your nice perky ass. I will show you off and say to the world " YEAH, SHE'S MY BITCH ". OOOOHHH I LOVE YOU AND REMEMBER THAT I'VE GOT STAMINA, that's important to you right baby?...CHEERS Mi Amor!
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Several celebs on stage (notably Jack Black) wore "Kerry" shirts or buttons, etc. Does it REALLY help Kerry to be associated with the fatuous vertically-integrated corporate capitalistic infomercial masturbatory starfuck idiocy of the MTV movie-promotion-reel masquerading as a supposed awards show? Just asking.
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And yes, this generation is the lamest. Ever.
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Just wondering if anyone knows the name of the song that played when they came out to present the award for best onscreen team? It sounded like there was some really cool odd meter stuff going on in it.
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Jun 11, 2004 10:19:52 PM CDT
Jeditemple, you are the man; Lindsey Lohan is MOKKORI supreme!
by craiggers
Thanks for the link; those pictures made my year. Props go to Zipperfish for finding the pictures in the first place. Jesus, Lindsey's breasts are so big they have a mind of their own. Mercy. As for the mtv movie awards, I'm glad a lot of people won that deserved it. (I'm thinking Kill Bill/Lord of the Rings), but I hate MTV with a passion. So I doubt I'll watch it; unless it is to watch luscious Lindsey Lohan bounce around in her MOKKORI DRESS!!!!!
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Jesus, your spiel about today's music was very interesting, especially when the subject was about the MTV Awards. As your doctor, I will confirm that Yes, you are getting old. Please don't expect anyone to take the musings on the state of rap music from someone with the word Jedi in his name seriously. And once again, i am Sic of Uyall. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Your words were truly well deserved on me and I see them for what they are. Adding jedi to my name does discredit me I know but donomyte was already taken, so please forgive me that one sin, I dont hate ya or your comment, I dont single people out like that, I distribute my hate evenly so your cool. Sorry I went off on the music like I did but seriously music has lost its edge lately, and I couldnt go off on The awards without goin into all things I hate about MTV, as well as our sad sad youth. In some odd way I think it can all tie in to why hollywood pumps out alot of shitty films too, eh anywho my 24yo ass needs to pick up more night train while I wait for the garfield cam to finish downloading, there that should kill all my credability and ramblings.
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Music's only lost its edge if you're getting it from the mainstream. There's constantly new stuff to pick up on, as long as you're no relying on radio or MTV to play it for you. Digital cable/Satellite/XM radio music stations, on the other hand.....now THOSE are where to find new music. (recent discoveries thanks to those channels include: Killswitch Engage, The Mars Volta, Otep, Nellie McKay, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Candiria, Jurassic 5, Sigur Ros). Also, as a side note, ebonic plague's post made me squirt orange juice out of my nose. Nice work.
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Lindsey might be 17, but those tits are 21 ... and I want to spend the night camping between them.
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Seems lame so far. Plus, Am I the only person here who thinks Lohan ain't really that hot? Nothing special. Plus, Vin Diesel talks like he should be back in "special" school.
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Jun 12, 2004 5:59:19 PM CDT
Just when I thought it was looking lame... Out comes Paris Hilto
by jimbolo
Sigh.
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Jun 12, 2004 8:21:10 PM CDT
Anyone else notice that Lohan didn't thank her Dad when she won
by notchjohnson
Anyone else notice that Lohan didn't thank her Dad when she won her MTV Movie Award? You'd think that she would have included him, since omitting people usually leads to 10x the gossip and negative press coverage (remember Sarah Jessica Parker forgetting Matthew Broderick's name during the Golden Globe Awards a few years back???).
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Even my 15 year old eventually switched away to SOUTH PARK, the fucking awards show was so boring and old school. So it wasn't just I who thought it was about as bad as an awards show can get. Lohan was bad, and looked and sounded like just another Britney Skank clone. The pix on that zipper.com website were wonderful, I must admit, but this bitch came off as absolutely talentless and sounding like she's been doing the dirty for the last 10 years. She'll be gone faster than you can say Hillary Duff's muff.
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...nominated for BEST PICTURE?
Yeah...that makes sense...
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