Well here we go. The first picture is of Salma Hayek as the nurse and some damn big fella. What a lucky pile of human waste! Man, if that had been me, I'd of... I'd of just sat there content in the wondrous way of things. Drool would have been pouring out of my mouth and Salma would look at me like I was insane. Oh well, maybe someday that'll be me in that picture. Look a falling star!!! I'll wish reeeeaaaaaallllll hard... Ohmygod! Look look it's me, it's me! Shut up tub boy! Hey don't be rude! Oh yeah! Yeah! Actually this is a great angle cause you don't see my face, there by sparing the Panavision lens. Salma is repairing my hand after a terrible terrible accident (she thinks) but in reality the wound is self inflicted in order to get closer to the beguiling nurse. A sly one this Mr Knowles.
Then this shot is of the Tatooed Pierced Chick #2. You'll see her big scene with a water fountain (if it makes final cut) you ain't ever seen water sucking like this. She is just a bad ass. Now the actress is the one time pursuit of Geek #3, but now she finds herself preparing for her next big part. This is my sister aka Sister Satan aka Bubblebutt. Hopefully we'll be getting some more super cool shots from The Faculty, but only if the same hooligan gives me them.
