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Well here we go. The first picture is of Salma Hayek as the nurse and some damn big fella. What a lucky pile of human waste! Man, if that had been me, I'd of... I'd of just sat there content in the wondrous way of things. Drool would have been pouring out of my mouth and Salma would look at me like I was insane. Oh well, maybe someday that'll be me in that picture. Look a falling star!!! I'll wish reeeeaaaaaallllll hard... Ohmygod! Look look it's me, it's me! Shut up tub boy! Hey don't be rude! Oh yeah! Yeah! Actually this is a great angle cause you don't see my face, there by sparing the Panavision lens. Salma is repairing my hand after a terrible terrible accident (she thinks) but in reality the wound is self inflicted in order to get closer to the beguiling nurse. A sly one this Mr Knowles.
Then this shot is of the Tatooed Pierced Chick #2. You'll see her big scene with a water fountain (if it makes final cut) you ain't ever seen water sucking like this. She is just a bad ass. Now the actress is the one time pursuit of Geek #3, but now she finds herself preparing for her next big part. This is my sister aka Sister Satan aka Bubblebutt. Hopefully we'll be getting some more super cool shots from The Faculty, but only if the same hooligan gives me them.
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the pictures are covering the text. what the fuck good is it if you have pictures that not only cover the text but cover other pictures as well. This is a techincal problem, and I hope when it's fixed you will repost the stuff (fantasia and the factly) so we can read and see the damn stuff.
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Hi Harry.. I can't get the demands that various people are send. In my computer, all the site (pretty cool) is fine fine here... And you on the foto is very very... back on... (??)
Ok man
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Um, what? You're not making any sense, man! Great update, Harry.
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all the people who are posting that the pictures on your site are covering the words & the words are in a red brick font & the page doesn't fit their browser. all these fools are aol users! please aol-ites, if you have aol, don't use their shitty-ass browser! download netscape 4 or communicator or internet explorer for free & make that your default browser. believe me, harry's site is not the only one you'll have trouble with if you keep using the aol standard browser. it bites big time!
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The Images and Pics look fine 2 me... I wonder what Browsers you are both using?
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Harry, you dog, you met Salma. Does this mean webmasters everywhere will meet the Hollywood girls of their dreams? Seriously though, I dig the "talk back" feature of the new site, though I tend to agree that the load time is a bit excessive. Graphics are overrated. The Faculty looks like a must see. Invasion of the Body Snatchers get shot by El Mariachi. I hope. Okay, I'm done.
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Quint, here. I've been waiting to try out this new user's talk back thingy, so I thought I'd use this opportunity to say that from somebody who's been on set (over two weeks worth) and read the script, this movie is gonna rock. I'm so excited about this. And, I hear through the grapevine that there is a slight possiblility of
The Faculty trailer before H20. Well, we'll just have to wait and see.
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Quint, here. I've been waiting to try out this new user's talk back thingy, so I thought I'd use this opportunity to say that from somebody who's been on set (over two weeks worth) and read the script, this movie is gonna rock. I'm so excited about this. And, I hear through the grapevine that there is a slight possiblility of
The Faculty trailer before H20. Well, we'll just have to wait and see.
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Due to a temporal event the following news article from 2008 appeared recently .
"Harry Knowles to star in latest James Cameron Pic"
AICN confirmed today that founder Harry knowles wiil star in the latest James Cameron project. Mr Knowles, who first came on the movie scene with his blistering performance in "The Faculty" in which his minor character completely overshadowed the rest of the cast, stated today "The $100 million I'm getting for this role means nothing to me as I get to work with a genius like my friend James Cameron."
A spokesman for Mr Cameron released the following statement "We're completely over the moon that Harry has consented to appear in our picture. His meteoric rise over the past ten years to become the most highly paid star in Hollywood, his seven Academy awards, and his many legions of fans is entirely due to the intensity and humanity he brings to every role and his true humility in his everyday dealings."
Inside sources state that no script has yet been written and that Mr Cameron had planned to retire if he was unable to sign Mr Knowles for his next picture.
Mr Knowles's father and sister will also have small parts in this upcoming movie.
So we can now see that Harry's plan to dominate the movie industry is now well underway. Best of luck Harry. -
Harry,
Post more pictures of your sister. She's a babe! 'Course, I've always had a thing for female red-heads.
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Only, one of the guys who worked on the salvage boat looked suspiciously like your noble self...
But of course! It's all clear to me now! It's all a conspiracy to make you give the film good publicity, and it's worked, you fool!
It's obvious really....
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