Feb. 12, 2004, 5:11 a.m. CST
any chance of John Walter coming round mine and doing this to my girlfriend??!?!
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:16 a.m. CST
I can see, judging by the photograph, Mr. Waterss need to exaggerate the breast of the female form, perhaps to being out the nature of the maternal desires that one has, and the love one has for the mother in the physical sense when it becomes related to the busom being the sfae haven for the small child BUT I SURE AS SHIT WON'T BE WASTING ANY OF MY TIME WITH THAT SHIT - CUZ I LOOK AS THESE STUPENDOUS MAUMFLAUMBAS OF SELMA AND I THINK YUNKA YUNKA YUNKA YOW YOW OUCH!!!! SO NOW, I MUST RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND GRAB THE SLICK STUFF....I AM GOING IN FOR THE BEST 38 SECONDS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!...And thus, uunnnnhhhh! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:17 a.m. CST
...as opposed to McG, Halle, and Keanu who think they are actually making decent films the crowds will love or have 0% respect for the source material.
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:21 a.m. CST
Is this for real or some kind of photoshop hocus pocus?
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:21 a.m. CST
No seriously, you may have some mommy issues to work out. Don't worry though,Oedipus was a real motherfucker too.
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:26 a.m. CST
I guess what you are trying to say in a very convoluted manner is that she is wearing some kind of padding or falsies in the film. I gather that she really didn't get breast implants. She is very flat chested as anyone who saw "Storytelling" can attest to. She was un-fucking-believably sexy in that film though...classic scene. She was totally naked in it, so check it out.
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:28 a.m. CST
So let me get this straight. So far onscreen, Selma has kissed a girl, done doggy-style against a wall screaming "Fuck me!", and now has an over-the-top boob job. Sounds like a porn actress wannabe to me. I say she should just stop trying to be a serious actress and go straight to the porn biz. Next thing you know, she'll be doing scat and bukake movies. Sheesh.
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:38 a.m. CST
'To be first sets the bar. To live is to finish and be remebered as a legend forever.' *some bloke 2004*
Feb. 12, 2004, 6:30 a.m. CST
Feb. 12, 2004, 6:45 a.m. CST
where did that come from?
Feb. 12, 2004, 7:01 a.m. CST
A world were Hollywood executives decides that an actress should have larger boobs for a film, because they think WE want that, is a seriously fucked up world. It's our world.
Feb. 12, 2004, 7:45 a.m. CST
Color me amused.
Feb. 12, 2004, 7:49 a.m. CST
From a man who has had to justify his complete lack of interest in the size of a woman's tits on more than one occasion. Tits are for kids, babies to be more accurate. Men who are 'into' boobs are children and they need to sort their issues out. MEN like the ass, the belly, the thighs and, way more importantly, the face. You know that God didn't spend the seventh day 'resting', he was letching at all the fine naked women strolling about with they asses hanging out. He was so forward-thinking he put the butt at the back so we can take pleasure when they leave and he put the face on the front so we can take pleasure when the arrive. Oh, and if this is an indicator of where John's taking this movie its gonna be some crazy fun!
Feb. 12, 2004, 8:22 a.m. CST
Finally she'll get some decent roles!
Feb. 12, 2004, 8:37 a.m. CST
So says I.
Feb. 12, 2004, 8:44 a.m. CST
You seriously think an actress like Blair would do anything so ridiculous?
Feb. 12, 2004, 8:51 a.m. CST
by Indiana Clones
Vaginas are best. Then legs.
Feb. 12, 2004, 9:14 a.m. CST
by Harrys Man Boobs
Finally, Selma Blair looks like a REAL woman. It's BONER TIME!!!
Feb. 12, 2004, 9:14 a.m. CST
by Big Bad Clone
Not that I don't mind curves. Shit, I like any woman that keeps it natural. "Flaws" are part of people and it makes them so much better. Like Jewel is hot. She's got some meat, is talented , and she has those little crooked teeth. Holy shit, that is sexy as hell.
Feb. 12, 2004, 11:04 a.m. CST
by I Dunno
I know you virgins wouldn't know this but fake boobs suck. They look bad and they feel bad. She was fine the way she was.
Feb. 12, 2004, 11:04 a.m. CST
doesn't like boobies. He's into wieners. Please feel free to call me a homophobe. I'll wear it as a badge of honor.
Feb. 12, 2004, 11:22 a.m. CST
I can airbrush a pair of boobs on her forehead and make them look more realistic. Save it for April Fool's day.
Feb. 12, 2004, 11:32 a.m. CST
Now that would be some news worhtth reading on this site.
Feb. 12, 2004, 11:52 a.m. CST
Get real. Blair would NEVER have had such melon-size implants, not for that fuck Waters, for a movie that will not be big on her filmography. Uh-uh.
Feb. 12, 2004, 12:07 p.m. CST
Hey idiots, if you took the time to read Harry's comments thoroughly you'd realize HE WAS JUST KIDDING. HE KNOWS SHE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A BOOB JOB. They are just prosthetics for the new John Waters film, ya sorry wad of humorless fucks!
Feb. 12, 2004, 12:32 p.m. CST
by snow scorpion
Feb. 12, 2004, 12:43 p.m. CST
If fat-ass harry did more homework he would have provided info from an article from back in December explaining the "boobs": After setting up each shot, he retired to a dark corner of the saloon and sat glued to the video monitoring the action as Selma Blair, best known for playing a Harvard Law School snob in "Legally Blonde," kept her balance despite huge prosthetic breasts. - courtesy of sfgate.com
Feb. 12, 2004, 12:47 p.m. CST
Pretty sad. Thie movie looks like filthy fun !
Feb. 12, 2004, 12:54 p.m. CST
Feb. 12, 2004, 1:14 p.m. CST
I couldn't imagine a better way to commemorate 17000 reports on AICN than this story . . .Good show old boy!
Feb. 12, 2004, 1:59 p.m. CST
Selma is fine, but a slight adjustment to Heidi Klum size wouldn't hurt her career. She'd also make a better Lois Lane than that empty headed Beyonce who once was asked "What would your goal in life be?" to which she replied "To pet a dolphin" Huh? WTF? Is she for real? Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
Feb. 12, 2004, 2:03 p.m. CST
"Can't anyone on this fucking site figure it out or does Harry have to spell out every last thing for you?" Well, it seems it's the case for some people around here (who should worry about their IQ)! ;) I found the post pretty funny! John Waters is kinda cool, and not only for his "trash" movies: Pecker is a pretty funny AND clever one, IMHO...
Feb. 12, 2004, 2:26 p.m. CST
No, men who like tits are not babies, they're men. Why do you think women HAVE tits other then when breast feeding (like most mammals who just have tits for a short time)? The reason: to attract men. Tits attact men. If you're not into tits, that's fine, I don't understand foot fetishes, but I'm not going to bag on you just cause you have one.
Feb. 12, 2004, 3:11 p.m. CST
Please. Are you resentful because your mother fed you with the bottle instead of the teet? Large, NATURAL breasts are some of the most beautiful examples of femininity (along with large hips and buttocks). Not only do all of those things accentuate and exemplify fertility, they also aesthetically seperate women from men, which automatically makes them exciting, interesting, and mysterious (ooohhh!!!). Plus they jiggle. Sorry, mosquito bites on women are mostly pathetic...like something's trying its damndest to peek out, but can't quite make it. Of course, I prefer mosquito bites to implants any day of the week. As a life drawing artist, I cannot stomach the mutilation of women through implants (which are easily the worst thing to happen to Playboy). Here's some fine examples of the female form: Anita Eckberg, Janet Lupo, Miriam Gonzalez, Melinda Windsor, Candy Loving, Uschi Digard, Petra Verkiak, Karen Price, Michelle Marsh, Gig Gangel, and Marilyn Lange. Unfortunately, naturally large-breasted women have been ignored in the mainstream lately. Look at the nudity in your average R-Rated film. It's always by women with either huge, disgusting implants or no boobs at all. It's appalling. It seems like Salma Hayek is the last refuge of those that appreciate the female form at its peak(s).
Feb. 12, 2004, 3:59 p.m. CST
by Snowed In
Stoopid said: "Never NEVER have kids, pleasesssssssss." I say: With this bunch, I wouldn't worry much. (Disclosure: I have a 4
Feb. 12, 2004, 4:16 p.m. CST
The ignorance on this board never ceases to amaze me. I for one am looking forward to this new trash masterpiece from John Waters. Disappointed that this talk back turned into a discussion about tits than the movie itself. Sounds like he's going back to his earlier style, which I'm looking forward to. Everything after Hairspray has been rather tame and I can't wait to get grossed out in the theater by this one. Excellent casting as always, good job Pat Moran!
Feb. 12, 2004, 4:30 p.m. CST
Mr. "Ebonic Plague"...you want to know that we think that sliced bread is overrated??...no no no no no my son.....SLICED BREAD IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN TO THE WORLD SINCE McG!!!! AND SLICED BREAD IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED SINCE SELMA'S BIG BUSOM!!!! AND WHO ELSE THINKS THAT SLICED BREAD IS RIGHT UP THERE IS ANGELINA JOLIE'S BOTTOM AND PETER JACKSON'S LOTR TRILOGY???? I KNOW I CERTAINLY DO!!! HELL...I SEE SLICED BREAD AND I GET A BIG FUCKING BONER JUST LIKE THE DAYS WHEN JENNIFER CONNELLY HAD A RACK THE SIZE OF A FLOOD DYKE!!!! I THINK TO MYSELF "I COULD TAKE THAT SLICE OF PUMPERNICKEL AND REALLY GO TO TOWN RUBBING IT ALL OVER MYSELF!!!!" AND THEN I GET ALL HOT AND SWEATY AND BEGIN TO FEEL FAINT....I HAVE THE HARDEST TIME GETTING THROUGH THE BAKERY...AND I MEAN HARD!!!!! DON'T BELIEVE ME? - LOOK AT THE OLD DAQYS OF RUSSIA WHERE ALL THOSE PERVERTS STOOD IN LONG LONG LINES FOR A LOAF OF SLICED BREAD!!!!! NOW THEY REALLY HAD A HARD ON FOR IT!!! AND THINK OF THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE SMEAR ALL OVER IT: HONEY, MAYO, ALL KINDS OF JELLY, BUTTER, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...PEANUT BUTTER!!!! WHOO! I DON'T THINK I CAN KEEP TYPING THIS....I GOT TO GO GET MY HANDS ON A LOAF OF SOURDOUGH RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!...And thus, I also find bagels kinda hot too! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
Feb. 12, 2004, 4:56 p.m. CST
...every time I read all these talkbacks, I cannot help but wonder, who the hell is CHICKEN GEORGE VII??? What'e up with that guy???
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:32 p.m. CST
First: To those of you who actually thought that those were Selma Blair's actual boobs, you're retarded. Second: To those of you who were trying to discuss what you like in a woman, be honest with yourselves. You all like any woman who doesn't see you as you watch her undress from a tree outside her window.
Feb. 12, 2004, 5:39 p.m. CST
Selma Blair should use that facial expression all the time.
Feb. 12, 2004, 9:30 p.m. CST
I just wanted to mention the "Beverly" post by TurdFerguson24. That is, by far, my favorite skit OF ALL FUCKING TIME. I'm the only one who recognized it too, I bet. I am Dr. Poop.
Feb. 12, 2004, 9:33 p.m. CST
My name is Dr. Jonathan Poop. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for your baby, but I can do the robot. That'll be five thousand dollars.
Feb. 13, 2004, 12:32 a.m. CST
Perhaps she is left boobed?
Feb. 13, 2004, 12:44 a.m. CST
by TheGinger Twit
Feb. 13, 2004, 9:38 a.m. CST
by V. von Doom
If it'd been poor Selma instead of Janet she would've tipped over from the weight shifting!
Feb. 13, 2004, 11:52 a.m. CST
She is not forced to do anything, she chose to get huge cans probably cause the part pays lots of money and most ppl in hollywood are whores.
Feb. 14, 2004, 1:35 a.m. CST
by Gere's AssGerbil
Although I do think it's cool that she shares the name of one of Marge Simpson's sisters. Has anyone else seen John Waters' Pecker? It's not too long and it really gets you in the end. Ooohh, wathn't that jutht fabuluth!