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KILL BILL VOL 2 Teaser Is Online And Owns Each And Every Ass On The Web!
Hey folks, Harry here... Oh man oh man oh man... I love the scene that Quentin is using as the teaser trailer for KILL BILL VOL 2. The black & white - the rear screeen projection... then that Morricone... god damn, that Morricone owns! This movie needs to be out... RIGHT NOW! We've got a wide sea of barren desolate cinematic waste to cross before getting to this... I'm hoping for a few brightspots along the way, but this... man, can't wait to check this out at the Drafthouse!
Click here to get it from TheMovieBox.Net!!!
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www.zeedarteretz.com
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That last line was *lame*. I don't know, the linearity of the story loses its appeal over time. Hopefully Carradine can carry this movie...
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Hay anna, this is kool! best film....ever
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wheres johnny 5? or the indian man benjamin, guiding him on his cinematic quest? brothers dont know
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song and dance to break out, maybe something like the Ghostbusters theme.
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Why don't you just worry about owning a, um, vocabulary.
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I just got back from work (at a movie theatre). I just built up "Mystic River" and nobody wanted to screen it. I said I would because I haven't seen it and because I put the "Kill Bill Vol. 2" trailer on there. I, of course, didn't mention that KBv2 trailer was on there.
Hehehe.
Trailer was mediocre by the way. -
What's up with that? as Seinfeld would say.
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What did she do? She looks like a, to use the Dead Kennedys' term, Plastic Surgery Disaster.
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According to the New York Post, this week, 'Lord of the Rings' Elijah Wood was spotted in a strip club. After hearing about it, 'Lord of the Rings' fans said, "Now that we know he's seen naked women, he's even more of a hero
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The trailer wasnt impressive, but I hated the first movie so maybe I am biased. I swear id QT jerked off onto plate of dog squeeze Harry and half the other movie critics would kill each other fighting over it.
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Lots of blood, nice sets, anime, etc. None of the original dialogue or storytelling of Pulp Fiction or Dogs.
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Who cares about this movie? When Phantom Menace hits the big screen, you will all bow to its glory! And in 2003 we will not only get Matrix 2, but part 3 as well! Hahaha! You will all be nothing but little people! And I hear they are working on a Lord of the Rings movie. What gives? I personally prefer the animated version, but who knows? It might be good. The only other thing worth looking forward to is Spider-man, but I don't think it's going to make that much money. Marvel has been on a mediocre streak lately with Blade. Well, I hope you all enjoyed my summary of your random rantings over the past few years. Be sure to check out my Kill Bill installment in 2006!
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That is all.
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That line comes from Tobe Hooper's "death trap". One of the characters says "Name
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I was expecting something like the bootlegged Trailers from the soundtrack but this just ain't it. Too short. Liked the black and white and the faked background. It kinda looked like the beginning for a trailer. Still...this movie will rock! Hurry up Quentin. Stop waisting your time with hookers and get into the cutting room...
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Jan 23, 2004 7:45:20 AM CST
Good thing this was filmed as one movie, 'cause after how bad Vo
by atticus finch
You know this to be true.
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I thought the first Kill Bill sucked. I swear I almost walked out. It was bored through most of it, the "story" was lame, the fight scenes were a parody of kung-fu movies... the whole thing was just a self-indulgent piece of crap. I don't have any interest in even RENTING Kill Bill 2. The only good thing that could happen in this movie is if David Carradine kicked EVERONE'S ass and rode off into the sunset with Uma's scalp hanging from his saddle.
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And that trailer sucked complete ass.
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Q.T. is a filmmaking GOD...that's all there is to it.
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Kill Bill Vol. 1 was easily the best film of last year no matter what the Tolkienites try to tell you. I'm not dowing the Rings, I liked it quite a bit, but Kill Bill Vol. 1 was easily the best movie I saw in a theater in several years. I think Momento back in 2001 was the last film I loved so much. I sat through it 3 times in the movies, and play the soundtrack constantly in my car. And I HATE Miramax for making me wait 'til April to see Vol. 2!!
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Jan 23, 2004 8:49:28 AM CST
Jeez, I wish I was one of Fat sellouts , I mean harry's friends
by jigga422
Hellboy and now this?
sure I liked kill bill, but really this site is basically a big promo for harry and his movie making friends. Thank god he made an arrangement with rodriguez so that we dont see harry blowing wind up his ass every five minutes.
Cant wait when this "news" site has Ghost town "news" up on every second article.
Seriousy harry, when did the stuido's buy you off? at the godzilla premiere? or was after batman and robin? All you have to do is trash a few WB flicks, pound paul ws andersons name into the dirt a few times ("soldier.. why? why?" harry sobs) do a couple of 180's (like T3) and suddenly u think u can pass urself off as a journalist, right?
I bet the kick backs r great .. studio monthly pay off, free movies tickets, premiere parties, free 'sample' dvd's, ur own movie ... the list goes on...
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Jan 23, 2004 9:07:04 AM CST
What I don't understand is why geeks like Harry spooge over QT r
by minderbinder
Oh what, I know. Because then audiences would have to judge his films on their own merits instead of knee-jerk nostalgic reaction.
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Harry is always talking about stuff "owning ass" and such. It makes me wonder...
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But otherwise, ... cool.
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Harry, you have definitely drunk the Kool-Aid on this one. At least we can rest assured that KB 2 is going to tank big-time. This emperor has no clothes
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That was seriously underwhelming. Yeah, the throwback effects were fun, but the trailer was just... eh... I'm looking forward to this one, seriously, but this teaser has nothing to do with it.
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Yes I liked it better the ROTK (which I loved)..so shoot me!
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...how fucking ugly Uma's feet are.
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Jan 23, 2004 12:02:52 PM CST
You can't hit me with a bullet that slow! im 500 times Faster th
by rcamacho2278
versus had more over the top acting that Kill bill.
that wink in the end killed it for me.
look at me im angry..grrrr. but WINK you love me.
B to the Fucken LAHHHHHHHH!!! -
Jan 23, 2004 12:16:15 PM CST
yeah it owns the asses of predictably myopic fanboys, you're pre
by watashiwadare
Meanwhile most people don't give a damn, and most of the actual audiences of the holy relic part one were bored.
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Jan 23, 2004 12:21:13 PM CST
Morricone must have been too busy to waste his time on redneck t
by watashiwadare
sheesh-- get over it! All those sweaty orgasmic five star reviews have as much credibility as bush's triumphant landslide election.
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1. He slows down the hyperbole. Not everything that a big name makes "owns". This is the perfect example. This trailer is decidedly sub-par. Just because "QT" (an annoying in-crowd nickname if ever I heard one) made it doesn't mean it's automatically perfect.
2. He takes a few writing classes. OK, it's the net, so perfect grammar and spelling are not necessary, but neither is... the constant....ellipses...to make your thoughts...look more profound? Also extra punctuation does not mean it's important!!!!#@!%!&*@!!
3. He stops equating movies to sexual experiences. I love movies with a passion. But all of us who have had sex know they're not the same thing. Nuff said.
4. He admits that this site is sorely lacking in the "breaking news" department. IGN has had tons of batman news on the last few days. How about at least linking to that? You know this audience is interested in it!
OK, those are just a few things I needed to get off my chest. -
Jan 23, 2004 12:48:15 PM CST
KILL BILL would pound the new year releases with a sledgehammer
by braine
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he played one of the LOCO's and he is a snobby piece of shit nothing...
uma face is kinda raunchy there... and ha ha, does, quentin realizes she's breaking the fourth wall... what a moron! -
I liked V. 1 a lot.
I hope to like V. 2 a lot.
I like Uma. Not a lot. But I like her.
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He knows exactly what he is doing...why do you people give him so much shit..you havent accomplished anything except for being first in line at Phantom Menace!
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who are you?
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...one of the first credos we were taught in design school was 'Emphasizing everything means you emphasize nothing...'. Why is it that Harry has to over hyperbolize EVERYTHING? EVERY single headline is accompanied by 15 exclamation points. EVERY review proclaims it's subject as being either the most awesome or most worthless of all time. Or at least this year. Or the last several years. You get the point. Each reviewer has to one-up the last with inane neologisms (Or neolo-jisms in the case of this site...), homoerotic innuendo or other pathetic stabs at colorful prose. Can someone get some PERSPECTIVE? Just in this Talkback, a few posters seem to be implying that they are in some way rebellious for thinking that Kill Bill is the best film of the year, instead of RotK. Like it's a two horse race. Similarly, while the coolio flick du jour of the week may be good, it's not THE BEST FRIGGIN' FILM EVER, so stop claiming it to be! Get a grip! (Oh no, only one exclamation point per statement, I guess I
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seriously, he and other actors should stop and think how their off-screen shenanigans are making similarly unemployed people look bad. that's why the reactionaries are getting so much traction in this country. They can point to the Elijah Woods and Ashton Kutchers of this world and say, "See, these men don't have jobs. And instead of looking for jobs, they're whoring around, drunk. They're members of the undeserving poor who want government subsidies to force their homosexual lifestyle onto the lunch menu at your kids' school!" I think Elijah should leave the strippers alone; at least they're working! He should be trying to get into ITT Technical Institute and taking an honorable place in the exciting world of medical technology. Goddamn Hobbit. They're all reckless breeders anyway.
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What, you think I'd actually give money to a company that wants to sue me for importing movies that they refuse to release in their original versions? Yeah fucking right. Miramax can suck my big fat (e)donkey dick.
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Jan 23, 2004 3:12:39 PM CST
all you naysayers are wrong if you think Kill Bill doesn't own y
by eraser_x
the only reason you think you're right is that Tarantino cut out the scene where Uma says: "All your ass are belong to us". Maybe he should put that scene back.
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Ok enough of this shit i don't want friggin teasers and friggin trailers for vol 2 just friggin realease the film. I have to wait six friggin years and now i'm still friggin waiting TMAN get a fucking grip what the fuck are you playing at JUST FUCKING GIVE ME THE FUCKING FILM NOW and STOP PISSING AROUND.
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God, that "500 times faster than Mike Tyson" STILL gets me every time I hear it. Just so fucking hilarious. That movie is like God's gift to fanboys. And so is Kill Bill, however, this teaser did just that - it teased me, and I want to see MORE, damn it.
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Damn they waited so long I've already completely forgotten about KB pt.1! Oh well, I might as well wait for it to come on STARZ!
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Jan 23, 2004 3:52:37 PM CST
Teaser? I thought the VCD's would be online for this one by now
by minderbinder
Didn't pay for the last one...won't pay for this one.
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Who cares if you liked it or didn't? If you did, then shut-up and go see Vol. 2. If you didn't, shut-up and don't see Vol. 2. These talk-backs are supposed to be debates and conversations about movies, but it always turns into a big dick-swinging contest.
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Jan 23, 2004 4:28:47 PM CST
Umm, does this not come out in early February anymore? That is w
by sith witch
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If you are going to make a monotonous slash and bash film for adolescents, with characters that nobody could give a stuff about, couldn't you at least have the heroine be the slightest bit attractive.=================================================================Throw us a frikkin bone will ya !====================================================I think I'd prefer sex with one of Harry's dead raped deer than Uma.
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Sorry about the talkback stretching..its never done that to me before.
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That scene looks like it was improved in about 5 minutes. Quentin's recyclying filmaking style was cute when he was a no one, but now that he is actually a name he needs to think about actually developing this craft. Making things look cartoony (that scene looked like it was shot from a set out of the Dukes of Hazzard) is not developing. You know what I do whenever I see the TJ Hooker car chase scenes? Get up and take a piss. Uma is 2 years away from "used to be" (compared to us "never weres"), I can practically see the hamster teeth hanging out of her mouth they are so long. But then again, I never thought she was that great. If my father was the main guy of Buddhism in North America, with $$ & networking out the ass, I would be a movie star too, or a professional hand model (what's the difference....?). Ah, cast Hulk in the inevitable prequel: I'm gonna Kill Bill, brother! Quentin needs to get his video store job back, he's not hungry anymore.
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I know what you mean; it does seem like everyone
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did,nt realise everyone had to have the same taste in films as everybody else, is this site dedicated to brainless idiots who assume that their opinion is gospel and if you dont agree then you are a mindless pleb with no point worth listening to.
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Need to know!
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No wonder THIS - http://www.somethingawful.com/isnotitcoolnews/ - still holds true.
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Jan 23, 2004 7:24:08 PM CST
loved the teaser, LOVE Uma, loved KB1 and am seriously looking f
by trader groucho
and am bummed Uma wasn't nominated for a best actress SAG award, cuz I woulda voted for her.
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It's Uma talking into the camera. How exactly does that own my ass? I assure you that I am still in complete possession of my ass, thank you.
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kill Will Volume 1 sucked so much arse that it fairly hurled over my lap as I watched in horror.
This is a movie that i was still waiting to start when the fucking end credits rolled.
What the fuck is Kill Will 2 going to do but suck even more hairy, chunk filled crack.
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vol. 1 = spoodge-worthy
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... that's hillarious coming from a bunch of zit-faced runts who would exchange a month's worth of their frozen burritos for a chance to smell Uma's fart. Perhaps if you could ever even kiss a human of the female species we would be able to give more creedance to your critique of Miss Thurman's appearance. As far as the trailer goes... it's just a teaser, and as such it's just fine. Uma's wink... you need that after her purposely corny line that set up the film's title ("...I'm going to KILL BILL). Without the wink it just becomes an "eye-roller".
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At least, that's where it is in the draft, one-film script available on the net. The Bride drives along, says her piece about a roaring rampage of revenge (no, she wasn't actually quoting film critics you fucking moron) and the films cuts to "Chapter One: 2" as she arrives at Bill's house. And I actually liked the teaser: it TEASED, like a teaser should. This wasn't a trailer to show off the Cruel Tutelage of Pei Mai or Bill fucking over that woman in the game of cards or the bound-to-be-incredibly-cool fight with Bill, this was a teaser to remind you how cool and stylish KB1 was, and KB2 will be. And the wink was meant to be lame, that's why it was funny.
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My name really is Buck and I do like to #$@% and I am from #$@%ing Huntsville, Texas!!! Now that being said, the first one blew, big time and other than the soundtrack it bored the hell out of me. Pacing was terrible and some scenes just draaaaaaggggggggggged. QT forgot one of the most basic rules of storytelling, "Less is more."
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We are all geeks..get over it! I am 100% positive if this same movie was "undergroud" and not directed by QT all you fan boys would love it..because it would be like yor little geek secret..but..now that its mainstream and the guy in high school that beat your ass likes it. That really ticks you off doesnt it?
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I enjoyed Kill Bill vol. 1 in the theaters. I enjoyed it even more when I got it on DVD in Asia last year. For all of eveyone's cynicsm and over anal-ization of this flick, I personally thought it was really good and one of those that you can sit and watch over and over. One of those with a bunch of little scenes that continue to pop into you minds even days after you last saw it. The Vol.2 teaser was kinka weak, I'll admit, but it was only a teaser! The full trailer will be much better. Be optimistic and go outside and get some sun once in a while. "Smile. You'll live longer."
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Jan 24, 2004 2:48:06 PM CST
CHHEEEEEEEEEEZY ... common! Kill Bill 1 was a mediocre rip off a
by iamarayya
hey does any one like cheeze?
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Jan 24, 2004 2:50:13 PM CST
Did Kill Bill blow you away as much as Pulp Fiction? If He hit u
by iamarayya
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Jan 24, 2004 4:00:35 PM CST
Harmonica Man, Monkey Butler, Jon E Cin - you guys got it right
by trader groucho
And to add, briefly (or not), as a refresher: QT says KB takes place in the movie universe. From the Shawscope and crackly-sound "Our Feature Presentation" opening to showing us O-Ren Ishii's name crossed off BEFORE we see her killed to the anime backstory sequence to the plane flying in to Tokyo so low Uma can read those garish billboards to Uma frikkin' breakdancing with a sword to cut off the legs of a bunch of Kato-masked Yakuza - THIS IS FANTASY. I would also argue it's comedy - Uma's addressing the audience in the teaser and actually winking at us is no different, really, than Austin Powers' asides to us. Or Groucho Marx's, for that matter. BTW I've seen KB1 4x, with various types of audiences. Interestingly, the audience that laughed - like they were watching a comedy, as opposed to those other types of laugher we sometimes engage in at movies that are truly awful - was my fellow actors at a SAG screening. In all fairness, though, I would venture that most of us at that screening had already seen the movie at least once. KB1 has humor in it, but there's also so much happening visually, such a whirlwind of cultural references, that in my case, the first time I saw it I just had to take it all in. And I LOVED IT. The second time I saw it was even better. And what QT does here in negating the relevance of story and plot - we already know how this is going to end; QT knows we know, and we know QT knows that we know - is to shift the focus entirely on the journey as opposed to the destination. QT's inviting us to be in the moment with him as a storyteller by clearing away any BS about some supposed surprise ending. QT tells us as much through Sonny Chiba's voiceover as Uma spends a brief moment in the Pussy Wagon ruminating over having just killed a mother in front of her four-year-old - and crossing the bitch's name off the list.
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Props!
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The quote might have been from a review, but it was also on all the posters, and in the script, so shut the fuck up:>>>>>INT. CAR (MOVING) - NIGHT
The Bride behind the wheel of a Volkswagen Karman Ghia
convertible. Her long blodne hair whipping in the wind. A
PROCESS SHOT PLAYS behind her.
THE BRIDE (V.O.)
Looked dead, didn't I? Well I
wasn't, but it wasn'T for lack fo
trying, I can tell you that.
Actually Bill's last bullet put me
in a coma. A coma I was to lie in
for five years.
When I woke up, ...I went on what
the movie advertisements refer to
as a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. I
roarded and I rampaged and I got
bloody satisfaction. In all, I've
killed 33 people to get to this
piont right now.
I have only one more.
The last one.
The one I'M driving to right now.
The only one left.
And when I arrive at my
destination.....
.... I'm gonna Kill Bill.>>>See, I'm right and you're wrong. Deal with it.
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The reason why it kicks ass is that it doesn't show anything, it just gets across the message that Volume 2 is coming in a deliberately cheesy way. For anyone who hasn't seen Volume 1 and is using the contents of this teaser to form a negative argument against Volume 2, please shut the fuck up and see the first movie before you talk shit.
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but what ever: Trailer:
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But I would say the first teaser trailer for KILL BILL (back when it was all still going to be one movie) is not only better than this one.. but probably the greatest trailer I have ever seen.
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