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Published at:  Jan 15, 2004 8:29:44 AM CST

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...



This first item today isn’t exactly work-safe, so don’t click this link unless you’re at your own computer. This is a commercial that you’ll see playing in the background in the upcoming comedy EUROTRIP, encoded here so you can appreciate it in all its glory instead of just glancing at it as it goes by in the film:



Hi Drew,

Hope all is well by you. Here's a juice commercial that's in the
background in Eurotrip.

All medium Size.

QuickTime

RealOne

Windows Media

I haven't needed a fakey name ever, but if you want to post I'll be...

"Senor Robin Masters"

Thanks, “Robin.”



This other little goodie has no intrinsic news value. It’s not something about a new film. I’m only publishing the link because I think a large majority of you, having grown up in the ‘80s, will lose your damn fool minds for this story. It’s just plain genius, if’n you ask me:



CLICK HERE to bask in the brilliance of Patton Oswalt!!



Enjoy, and have a good Thursday.



"Moriarty" out.








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  • Jan 15, 2004 8:37:35 AM CST

    first!

    by cockrott

    Nice tits motherfucker!

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  • Jan 15, 2004 8:41:08 AM CST

    First?

    by nozoki

    That shit was funny.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 8:42:20 AM CST

    Curse you Cockrott.......

    by nozoki

    curse you straight to HELL!!!!!!
    Ok, I'll take second.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 8:45:55 AM CST

    re: nobility

    by cockrott

    Well done. Nothing like a cheap link to two pairs of titties in the morning. More please.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 8:47:14 AM CST

    thank you, Mory

    by atari

    sincerely

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  • Jan 15, 2004 8:51:55 AM CST

    Happy Juice, indeed

    by exit272

  • Jan 15, 2004 9:14:10 AM CST

    There's a store here in town that sells bondage gear, among othe

    by rev_skarekroe

    And in the mid-nineties they had a sign up that said that if you made Gimp jokes they'd kick you out. 'strue. sk

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  • Jan 15, 2004 9:56:24 AM CST

    My favortie line from one of the Cobra Kai to Johnny upon arrivi

    by declan_swartz

  • Jan 15, 2004 2:26:11 PM CST

    the best 80s commentary ive ever heard is

    by eo766

    At x-entertainment.com. Every article I read there makes me Laugh until my sides ach with pain.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 3:25:32 PM CST

    That's was brilliant, Mori!

    by renonevada2000

    Thanks for sharing that. I always had a suspicion that Patton Oswald was a bit of a geek. Funnily enough, I was friend with a kid named John Lawrence growing up in Harrisburg, PA in the late 70s. I wonder if this is what happened to him?

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  • Jan 15, 2004 4:17:23 PM CST

    Bah!

    by crimsonrage

    Implants are nasty. What a disappointment. At least most of the nudity in those bad 80s movies were by all-natural women.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 6:36:27 PM CST

    O.K. That was pretty pointless, now what's up with this ad for a

    by timbenzedrine

    Whatsa matter guys? The legit studios no longer paying the big bucks to advertize on your site? C'mon Harry, for once show a little class.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 9:27:35 PM CST

    Yeah! Put him in a bodybag!

    by smeg for brains

    Patton Oswald is hilarious, unless he is talking about pot. Then it is boring. Otherwise he is hilarious.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 9:36:36 PM CST

    i know it's not the point of the essay...

    by joestokowski

    ...but william zabka did not play the gimp. stephen hibbert did. i looked it up.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 9:49:43 PM CST

    Ah, tits...

    by dru

    The 2nd link isn't working, the Johnny Lawrence 1, I mean. But still... ah, tits. What else is there to say? Out.

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  • Jan 15, 2004 10:32:29 PM CST

    Thats Michelle Trachtenberg's body on the VenderSexxx Ad!

    by josef k

    Dawn is rising!

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  • Jan 16, 2004 12:12:33 AM CST

    Michelle Trachtenberg...

    by fatty mcjones

    ...has no titties and you can see her ribs. She's got a beautiful face, though.

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  • Jan 16, 2004 12:24:00 AM CST

    Am I the only one turned off by such fake tits?

    by bill maher

    Implants are gross and they feel like soccer balls. I knew a girl who got hers done and she ruined a great pair of 34Bs and ended up with a pair of NERF sloppymelons. Fake tits are a fucking abomination.

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  • Jan 16, 2004 12:36:51 AM CST

    re: Eo776

    by beamish13

    thanks for the link. That's a really cool site!

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  • Jan 16, 2004 12:38:33 AM CST

    "Get him a body bag...YEAAAAHH!!!!!!!"

    by buggeroff

    OMFG, that was HI-LARIOUS!!!!!

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  • Jan 16, 2004 3:35:53 AM CST

    fuck that loser, checkout ...

    by 81666

    x-entertainment.com for funny 80's shit. this guy sucks on "i love the 80's" and he sucks on his own website... but the euro-boobs were nice, poor girls went to acting school for four years for that, HAW HAW!!

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  • Jan 16, 2004 4:34:00 AM CST

    I've Died and Gone to Heaven

    by buggeroff

    http://x-entertainment.com ___ TOTALLY AWESOME!!! That is undoubtedly one of the greatest collections of hilarious 80's memories I have ever seen. The commercial downloads are fucking classic.

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  • Jan 16, 2004 5:09:38 AM CST

    To all of the new X-entertainment.com coverts here in the talkba

    by declan_swartz

  • Jan 16, 2004 7:55:44 AM CST

    Those are the ugliest fake tits I have ever seen. Seriously, I'd

    by theginger twit

  • Jan 16, 2004 8:20:28 AM CST

    Patton Oswalt is Neil Cumpston

    by k|lldozer

    I'd bet my left dingleberry on it.

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  • Jan 16, 2004 12:38:46 PM CST

    "I Love the 80's" & "I Love the 80's Strikes Back"

    by waylayer

    The only times I have ever watched VH1. Put these mofo's on DVD, please. *friendswithbenefits.com*

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 16, 2004 10:29:18 PM CST

    Fake boobies are evil

    by rupee88

    Nothing worse than a really bad implant job.

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  • Jan 16, 2004 11:16:21 PM CST

    Sweet Mother MacGillicuddy!!

    by smurfeus maximus

    First, let me say that I've never even heard of this movie Eurotrip, but in my humble opinion...IT should be playing on the screen in the background while the two Euro looking hotties go at it on a continuous loop. God bless you Moriarty, for knowing what the true believers need so badly.

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  • Jan 18, 2004 1:51:54 PM CST

    said it before and ill say it again

    by thewanker

    go read patton oswalt's talent showcase at bobanddavid.com.


    it will fucking kill you.

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  • Mar 05, 2005 7:49:17 PM CST

    Daphne and Jo are gorgeous lesbians

    by supertoyslast

    Glad you could make it. This is an old forum which hasn't been used since Jan 2004, but I do like the thought of someone seeing this in a few months time and wonder what their reaction will be when they read that I enjoy the idea of your hand sliding inside your panties as you watch those two girls lick, kiss and stroke each other :)

    Anyway, if you want to see the latest video then you must do something for me. Firstly, send me a link to the piece of lingerie that you would buy yourself if money were no object. This should be catered to your taste and never mind if you think I would like it or not. Secondly, find a different image that you think would really turn me on. The more surprising the better. This must be done by March 17th inclusive. After this deadline I won't send you the video (unless you beg really well...) Oh, and I highly recommend that you check out the Quicktime link in the AICN story. You may have already seen it but it is definitely worthwhile ;-)

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