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Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...
This first item today isn’t exactly work-safe, so don’t click this link unless you’re at your own computer. This is a commercial that you’ll see playing in the background in the upcoming comedy EUROTRIP, encoded here so you can appreciate it in all its glory instead of just glancing at it as it goes by in the film:
Hi Drew,
Hope all is well by you. Here's a juice commercial that's in the
background in Eurotrip.
All medium Size.
I haven't needed a fakey name ever, but if you want to post I'll be...
"Senor Robin Masters"Thanks, “Robin.”
This other little goodie has no intrinsic news value. It’s not something about a new film. I’m only publishing the link because I think a large majority of you, having grown up in the ‘80s, will lose your damn fool minds for this story. It’s just plain genius, if’n you ask me:
CLICK HERE to bask in the brilliance of Patton Oswalt!!
Enjoy, and have a good Thursday.
"Moriarty" out.

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Nice tits motherfucker!
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That shit was funny.
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curse you straight to HELL!!!!!!
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Well done. Nothing like a cheap link to two pairs of titties in the morning. More please.
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sincerely
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Jan 15, 2004 9:14:10 AM CST
There's a store here in town that sells bondage gear, among othe
by rev_skarekroe
And in the mid-nineties they had a sign up that said that if you made Gimp jokes they'd kick you out. 'strue. sk
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Jan 15, 2004 9:56:24 AM CST
My favortie line from one of the Cobra Kai to Johnny upon arrivi
by declan_swartz
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At x-entertainment.com. Every article I read there makes me Laugh until my sides ach with pain.
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Thanks for sharing that. I always had a suspicion that Patton Oswald was a bit of a geek. Funnily enough, I was friend with a kid named John Lawrence growing up in Harrisburg, PA in the late 70s. I wonder if this is what happened to him?
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Implants are nasty. What a disappointment. At least most of the nudity in those bad 80s movies were by all-natural women.
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Jan 15, 2004 6:36:27 PM CST
O.K. That was pretty pointless, now what's up with this ad for a
by timbenzedrine
Whatsa matter guys? The legit studios no longer paying the big bucks to advertize on your site? C'mon Harry, for once show a little class.
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Patton Oswald is hilarious, unless he is talking about pot. Then it is boring. Otherwise he is hilarious.
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...but william zabka did not play the gimp. stephen hibbert did. i looked it up.
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The 2nd link isn't working, the Johnny Lawrence 1, I mean. But still... ah, tits. What else is there to say? Out.
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Dawn is rising!
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...has no titties and you can see her ribs. She's got a beautiful face, though.
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Implants are gross and they feel like soccer balls. I knew a girl who got hers done and she ruined a great pair of 34Bs and ended up with a pair of NERF sloppymelons. Fake tits are a fucking abomination.
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thanks for the link. That's a really cool site!
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OMFG, that was HI-LARIOUS!!!!!
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x-entertainment.com for funny 80's shit. this guy sucks on "i love the 80's" and he sucks on his own website... but the euro-boobs were nice, poor girls went to acting school for four years for that, HAW HAW!!
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http://x-entertainment.com ___ TOTALLY AWESOME!!! That is undoubtedly one of the greatest collections of hilarious 80's memories I have ever seen. The commercial downloads are fucking classic.
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Jan 16, 2004 5:09:38 AM CST
To all of the new X-entertainment.com coverts here in the talkba
by declan_swartz
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Jan 16, 2004 7:55:44 AM CST
Those are the ugliest fake tits I have ever seen. Seriously, I'd
by theginger twit
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I'd bet my left dingleberry on it.
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The only times I have ever watched VH1. Put these mofo's on DVD, please. *friendswithbenefits.com*
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Nothing worse than a really bad implant job.
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First, let me say that I've never even heard of this movie Eurotrip, but in my humble opinion...IT should be playing on the screen in the background while the two Euro looking hotties go at it on a continuous loop. God bless you Moriarty, for knowing what the true believers need so badly.
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go read patton oswalt's talent showcase at bobanddavid.com.
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Glad you could make it. This is an old forum which hasn't been used since Jan 2004, but I do like the thought of someone seeing this in a few months time and wonder what their reaction will be when they read that I enjoy the idea of your hand sliding inside your panties as you watch those two girls lick, kiss and stroke each other :)
Anyway, if you want to see the latest video then you must do something for me. Firstly, send me a link to the piece of lingerie that you would buy yourself if money were no object. This should be catered to your taste and never mind if you think I would like it or not. Secondly, find a different image that you think would really turn me on. The more surprising the better. This must be done by March 17th inclusive. After this deadline I won't send you the video (unless you beg really well...) Oh, and I highly recommend that you check out the Quicktime link in the AICN story. You may have already seen it but it is definitely worthwhile ;-)
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