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VAN HELSING's Hot Vampire Babes With Tons Of Cleavage Action For Your Stakes!
Hey folks, Harry here... The second that the "brides of Dracula" were cast in VAN HELSING, I could imagine the layouts to be that would one day grace the pages of FEMME FATALE magazine... perhaps even PLAYBOY... With such examples of the female form as Josie Maran, Silvia Colloca and Elena Anaya... well... they would be 3 of the most successful suckers in history if they were after red-blooded men. Well at the below link, you'll find that Stephen Sommers has costumed these women in almost perfect attire, nothing is better than anything when it comes to cloth on these three, but yumptious! ALSO - you'll find the first look at Richard Roxburgh as Dracula at the other end of this link. For your info, the blonde is Josie Maran, the brunette is Elena Anaya and the redhead is Silvia Colloca. Now, click!
Hey there Harry,
My buddy was apparently looking for "good photography" when he fell upon Josie Maran's website. He managed to find some promo pics for upcoming "Van Helsing" film.
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Can't wait for more sumptuous photoshoots of these gals. Redheads have always been my fave, but something for everyone here. :)
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The only thing to make being at work the day after Christmas worthwile! Thanks Harry! Ya jolly bastich!
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These girls aren't that hot for a major motion picture.
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this girl is incredibly beautiful, according to this site , http://www.adoredcelebrities.com/josie_maran/ she's part french,polish,german,russian & dutch! what a fucking hot mix!
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There's clearly something very special about this actress, and I'm not just talking about her spectacular body. There's something in those piercing eyes. Oooph! But putting all that aside for the moment, couldn't they hired a photographer who knew how to focus the camera? I'm just asking.
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ffwoarrrrrrr
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www.zeedarteretz.com
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... Why are they dressed like pantomime Aladdin extras? Oh, and if thats Dracula then this film is in serious trouble.
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I like the concept of this film and Jackman will, no doubt, rule but considering its the fairly hacky Sommers running the show and all the commercial endorsements, tv shows etc revolving around it I'm not getting my hopes up that this will be anything more than an average summer popcorn movie moulded by the suits.
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Dec 26, 2003 8:28:36 AM CST
Ahhhhh! Nothing better than filmakers who openly admit to their
by rogue_leader
OH and what nice women these are. I wouldn't mind spending my eternal life boning these vampire honeys. Ohhhh baby! Suck it like you've never sucked it before.
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Dec 26, 2003 8:54:07 AM CST
"Allow me...to introduce...myself...I am the eurotrash Count Dra
by big bad clone
This guy was fucking great as the Duke in Moulin Rouge but one of the weakest Moriaritys in LXG. Oh and isn't Josie Maran a brunette? That blond wig takes away from her usual smoldering presence....
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All three are plenty hot, but I too prefer Josie in her natural brunette tresses. something about a yellow-eyed chick with fangs though. And Drac loks like a dork.
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...no wait, the blonde! No wait...THE BRUNETTE!! O 'eck, gimme 'em all! My yes but these are some toothsome dishes to be sure. Hope this flick is fun.
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-Giggles like a schoolgirl-
At least I don't have to spend $50 on the My Scene set now.... -
Gackt from the "Symphony of the Night" video? (He kinda does look like that guy from Lexx as well....)
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Are those girls!? Real girls!? I know what I would do with them if I weren't a freakishly obese, smelly, comicbook-obsessed socially retarded computer nerd, you betcha. By the way, I've seen better looking crackwhores prowling the streets than these skags. Seriously, this is a big-budget movie, right? Couldn't they afford some actresses that don't look like they stepped off the set of a David DeCocteau film? And glad to see they're spending about $10.50 on the costumes. Getting ready to file this one with LXG.
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To a certain extent the costumes and poses make them look like Bette Midler doing promo shots for "Hocus Pocus".
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Looks like her collarbone is ready to break out of her skin in one of the group shots. Please get some meat on dem lovely bones. The other two, well, nothing can improve them.
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This definitely looks like the average comic book fan's idea of femininity. I can just hear the photographer. "Okay, Josie, squat down and spread your arms out, like you're about to fly. You're a BAT, baby." This is what happens to models when Vogue or Revlon isn't interested. Poor things.
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Really? You'd "fuck" them? I'm sure they would be so thrilled to hear it. But, to actually do that, you'd have to put down the pizza and ice cream, push your bloated wreck of a body away from the computer and actually meet and talk to them. Now, I agree they may not be the hottest chicks in the world, but I think you're setting your sights a little too high. Yes, I know you've been practicing with the neighbor's labrador, but women are a bit different. But, keep dreaming...maybe you will meet them...and maybe your breath won't scare all three of them away...maybe one of them actually has a strange fetish for losers...maybe you will actually get to put it in...and imagine how happy she'll be 10 seconds later when you pull out and stammer something like "S-s-s-s-sorry." Oh, what a lucky gal she will be!!!!
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Dec 26, 2003 11:13:09 AM CST
Cheesy Playboy makeup and "I Dream of Jeannie" outfits have kill
by mooseboy
The women don't look otherworldly or enticing or dangerous. They look like they're only evil part-time. The movie makers need to read some of Laurell Hamilton's books and try again.
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Thank you for giving me hope that not everyone here is forever lost.
In all honesty they are quite average looking as far as hoes go.
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Not too pale are they ( You know, the way dead people look?)?
These look like models playing at vampires, I hope that the on screen image is a bit different to these photos.
Interesting that Harold is so excited, I can't help feeling that if these photos had come from a Paul Anderson shoot he would have been screaming about how crap they look.
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is anyone else having problems with the site that is linked? whenever i click o one of the pictures, it just takes me to a blank page. are the pictures down?
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I'd much rather bang Kate Beckinsale. Mmmm. Kate Beckinsale.
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Cant wait. Hugh Jackman IS Van Helsing.
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Dec 26, 2003 1:32:24 PM CST
These chicks are hot and look like Porno Stars as welll...good t
by iamarayya
But they do look like vamped out I Dream of Genie's. Still attractive though.
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Dec 26, 2003 3:07:20 PM CST
These chicks look like tired skanks and Dracula looks gdy
by lost skeleton
...and thus, Merry Christmas!
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Stephen Sommers sucks the hair from a dead oliphaunt's balls. I hope he doesn't kill of the potential for any more Universal Monsters revivals for the future, like Paul Anderson will do to the ALIEN and PREDATOR franchises.
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Dec 26, 2003 4:03:20 PM CST
I pray every day that the Bay/Smith version of I Am Legend gets
by fluffyunbound
I just got the ULTRA-CHEAPO Warner Home Video DVD of Omega Man yesterday, and even with the bad special effects, abysmal Family costumes, cheesy 70's background music, and huge plot holes, it is still 1,000,000 times better than anything I can see being produced by a Bay / Wil Smith collaboration. If there was any way I could devise to duplicate the deserted cityscape scenes I would film the damn thing myself on digital video. There's no way it would be more of an atrocity than Wil Smith doing his Men in Black / Independence Day ham it up version.
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Dec 26, 2003 4:19:34 PM CST
Yes, I cannot wait to see Will Smith in Micheal Bay's I am Legen
by big bad clone
Where he makes the joke about being the only brother left on earth since all the mutants are albinos and he makes a forced pop culture reference to the aforementioned clueless mutants. All this while Aerosmith plays in the background and the camera pans around in slow motion. The best part is when he mugs like Chuck Heston while fighting aliens piloting a giant steam powered spider with his sidekick, the ressurected corpse of Martin Lawerence. "Resurrected Corpse Martin, you so craaazy"
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Wasn't he behind The Mummy Returns? Uggh. Least there'll be better women to look at this time around I guess.
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wank
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I suppose I can give Bay's I Am Legend a chance. It's not like they haven't made it twice already. If he screws it up in fifteen or twenty years they'll just make it again. And who knows? Maybe it will be good.
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Dec 26, 2003 6:19:59 PM CST
These girls are better than the skank who played with my sausage
by super cucaracha
It is the Booze Curse I tell you.
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She's a fucking babe, I'll jack off to her image anytime, anyone got any video's of her naked? I've seen all the topless pics. Also, bikini vids are sweet as too, already got the one on Kazaa. Oh, and Dracs looks like a bitch, but a fucking lucky bitch.
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not impressed.
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Seriously
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I know you will all disagree, but the chicks in Dracula 2000 had the perfect balance of scary and sexy in my opinion. (Insert Vitamin C joke here)
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Dec 26, 2003 10:19:07 PM CST
These chicks are wearing too much. As for Stephen Sommers, he's
by timmer33
Seriously, it's the funniest film EVER made. If you haven't seen it, rent it, grab a beer, and watch it with no interuptions. It will leave your belly hurting and - dare I say it!? - maybe even a few drops of pee will squirt out. I'll be accepting your thanks after you've watched the masterpiece. FULL SCREAM AHEAD!
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I hope these photos are just to get us fanboys lathered up. They need to keep the tone of the film dead serious--no camp, no jokes, just Van Helsing getting medieval on various butts.
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They're skinny cuz they hadn't had blood yet. yeah, that's the ticket! Harmony's a hot vampire I'm surprised to say. Check this link: http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0312/26/harmony.htm
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This one looks good, but theres another take on the Dracula legend that follows the book a lot closer. You can find out more and see the trailer at www.CRANEFILMS.COM
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Kevin Smith's Jersey Girl doesn't have over 2 hours of Bennifer, she's only in it for about 5 minutes.
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Dec 27, 2003 9:37:17 AM CST
Furthermore, JLo dies in the in the first quarter of Jersey Girl
by big bad clone
That has to count for something
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They look awfully lame to me... like cheap Halloween costumes. I'd have done them up in nothing but wispy fabric that allows you to see through it - that or go hardcore with the leather. These gals look like characters from a bad Saturday Night Live sketch.
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Dec 27, 2003 4:12:52 PM CST
TOTAL CHEESE!! These Vampire Girls look like they should be munc
by mentallymariah
I feel like I just saw the Halloween Promo's for our local strip joint Deja Vu!
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I wondered if Always There would allow me to strenuously disagree with his/her assertion that Hugh Jackman IS Van Helsing, when in fact, as all right thinking individuals know, Peter Cushing IS Van Helsing. Possibly Always There was having us all on. I hope so. I will admit however that the thought of Hugh Jackman giving the fearless vampire hunter a go is not something that troubles me; I'm interested to see what he'll do with the role.
As for Drac's chicks here...Put me down as unimpressed. Surely those aren't studio approved ? As for the Dracula pictured with the ladies...please, No Fucking Way. -
The look like cheap-ass extras from Charmed. Even Pheb's Mermaid costume wasn't this cheap looking.
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Dec 27, 2003 7:42:44 PM CST
I was really optimistic when I heard about this project almost a
by timbenzedrine
I had hoped they were going to give Van Helsing at least as much dignity as Peter Cushing brought to the role. I imagined Jackman would have played him as someone somewhat jaded, yet driven-someone who's seen the supernatural up close and personal. So far everything I've seen looks like softcore cheese. There's Hugh Jackman in his Matrix coat and his Wild Wild West gadgets, and now it looks like they're trying to sex it up with a trio of second rate lingere models. Have the studios just given up on taking anything they do seriously? and if this so, why should we bother? Why reward them for their contempt?
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Dec 27, 2003 10:46:21 PM CST
Something tells me Josie is getting an earful about these photos
by fluffyunbound
The page not found thing is not surprising. If you look at the URL, it's not the website for the movie, but a website for one of the "actresses", who apparently is actually primarily a model. I can't tell if it's her own site or a fan site. Either way, I'm willing to bet that those photos were not anything the studio would have produced or would have let us see. They should save this talkback and have communications majors study it, along with the Catwoman debacle, in a class called "How to Generate Negative Buzz".
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Thanks Darth. At least now an even wider circle of people will see these pictures and think to themselves, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm." When the photo of Van Helsing was up, somebody said, "Looks more like Van Halen." That goes here too. Maybe my entire conception of this production was off. Are they GOING for a music video type of look? I guess that could be made to work if you went into it with the right attitude.
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Hello everyone. Just wanted to post in order to dispel false information.
The site is currently offline due to a severe bandwidth/data transfer issue that hit us near the end of the month. The Van Helsing link and its images will be online again soon.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Forget the vamps whats Kate Beckinsales costume like?
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Holy #$%&, Stephen Sommers directed Deep Rising? That's hysterical. Oh, it says here at IMDB that he wrote it too. Fantastic. Anyone that's seen it knows it's pure b-movie trash, although oddly amusing. However, that doesn't bode well for Van Helsing! This movie should have been done as a gritty, stylish, violently Gothic live-action adaption of the anime Vampire Hunter D. It looks like they're just copping the look but none of the flair and tone that made D so great. Instead, what're we getting? An amped up, cheezy, PG-13 summer movie full of anachronistic gadgets and vampire sluts. The sad thing is, many of us here are coming to plop down cash to see it, holding on to our thin hopes that Hugh Jackman may somehow elevate the material from craptastic to entertaining. Because you know...Deep Rising is good for one scene: when that axe goes right through the black guy's head. Priceless.
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...when my fingers stop choppin'
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I know this is an obvious bate, but I just had to point out how ridiculous this statement was.
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..cant belive I waited this long. Worth it though. Shes hot.
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Fuck these three hos. Check out that "tight" Brittany Daniels on the CLUB DREAD ad next to this talkback. She was the creamy, barely-dressed blonde farm girl in JOE DIRT. Josie Maran on her website is pretty sexy but Brittany looks like the real deal to me. And I am no blonde fan.
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I'll watch this film just for the cleavage. Yeah, I'm shallow like that.
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Monica Bellucci as Dracula's vamp in "Bram St[r]oker's Dracula" by F.F.C. was much hotter a sucktress than these three. If I had to be sucked dry by a she-bitch from the dark regions, I would want to be sucked by Ms. Bellucci. I'd even let Dracula watch while I got sucked. All things considered, I bet Josie Moran would be fun to be sucked by as well. As to Ms. Bellucci, she was the only thing that DIDN'T suck in the final two Matrix films. So, she might not suck you just because she shows up in skin tight leather. These things can be tricky.
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HJ saving VAN HELSING is probably about as likely as Guy Pearce saving the dreadful remake of THE TIME MACHINE. Too bads the movie isn't just about the gals.
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