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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING review

I’ve already given 6 hours and 44 minutes of my life over to RETURN OF THE KING, I’ve seen it twice. On Tuesday, I’ll see it again, and after that, I imagine I’ll see it 3 more times by the end of the week.

This is frankly one of the greatest films ever made. It towers over the other so-called epics of the year in a way that one could only imagine it was like when INTOLERANCE was released 87 years ago. What was it like in 1916 to see a film on that scale? Beside all the two-reelers and three-reelers and four-reelers to see a true epic. One with spectacle and size so immense that as you watched it, you knew… you felt the screen busting at the seams to hold it all.

However, unlike INTOLERANCE, this film takes the care to tell intimate… almost private adventures and stories with all the care, love and passion that you could ever hope for. The performances burn into us. I am sitting here trying to go over the history of epics in my mind to remember one that juggled so many characters and gave us so much to care for and I’m coming up empty. There truly is no film to compare to RETURN OF THE KING.

For all it’s visual effects wizardry, the scenes and the moments that linger with me are not those moments. I remember Ian McKellen’s Gandalf telling Billy Boyd’s Pippin about the adventure beyond death amidst a battle to decide it all. There’s a serenity to Ian’s face… an impossible calm and resolute ease and anticipation to beginning that final adventure that puts Pippin at peace and calm. Billy Boyd’s face begins with sadness and in the end of the conversation… you see his nerves become calm, though the end is at hand. The scene is brilliant.

Just about every moment with Sean Astin in this film is one for the history books. Sean, bless him… He’s stunning as Samwise Gamgee and I can’t imagine the cold dark pathetic heart that doesn’t weep for him. There upon the endless steps…. Or upon the side of that cruel and desolate volcano… watching him carry the weight of Middle Earth upon those shoulders. No longer do I hear his speech at the bottom of a well, nor do I see him in football pads… Forever he will be the bravest of all cinematic characters, more noble than the The Cid of Valencia or even Boorman’s Lancelot… here you have on screen captured for all eternity as we will know it… the power of true friendship, duty and sacrifice. If somehow this performance is overlooked by those that give out baubles, then it is only their own insignificance that is illuminated, not this role, because this role will be taken into the hearts of all that see it.

Miranda Otto’s Eowyn and Bernard Hill’s Theoden… Tremendous work here. There’s a resolved sense of finality to the way Bernard plays his role in this final film. Watching him play this you get the sense that he knows what is ahead, but that he also knows the price of avoiding it. Eowyn is so good here, with so little. Watching her steal tiny moments and take on fantastic gigantic moments… Great. The spears scene with Bernard is classic.

Elijah Wood in many ways has the thankless Mark Hamill role in these films, but if he wasn’t perfect… the whole thing would topple. His eyes in this film tell such sadness and loss. You can see the innocence he had 2 films ago completely ripped from him. There is something taking seed inside his soul here that places deceit, suspicion, fear, want and spite where once was cheer, song and love. The transformation is complete and that moment where suddenly he can see again… absolutely killer.

Finally… there is Gollum and Andy Serkis… Here too you have a transformation, and to me… in this film there is truly no Gollum Visual Effects. Not once as I watched the film did I think for a second about anything other than the reality that he was there with them. Watching Gollum talk in his sleep, the conversation in the pool, where the Gollum personality is no longer a taunting jackal, but the resolute leader of the splintered remains of Smeagol. Here is a colder character, here we see the killer. In a way, while watching Gollum I was reminded of Melanie Lynskey’s Pauline Parker and Kate Winslet’s Juliet Hulme from HEAVENLY CREATURES. Melanie’s Pauline was the resolute one that was going to lead mother to the trail and kill her. Kate’s Juliet was the slightly reluctant, albeit obedient companion that went along with it. The pair were truly one by that point in the film, and both were confused lost creatures with evil taken root in their souls. Gollum is both of them… Colder and more pathetic than either. More lost, more sad and ultimately incredibly deceived by his obsession. There is an impossible subtlety at work with this character and performance that is just… impossible to imagine being created at a 24th of a second, yet it is there. Like so much in this film… that achievement has no parallel.

It is easy for many to overlook the enormity of the accomplishment in RETURN OF THE KING. It seems so effortless, but the concept that in spite of all the gigantic visual delights, that beyond all of that… above it all, the performances and the work of characters and actors and the constructed written scenes… for those things to shine above the battles and the beasts and the sets…. That this film is not swallowed up whole by the production design, that the digital effects do not make this film ring with the clunk of plastic… that the weight of what is at stake isn’t rendered mute and that the highlights of every battle are intimate personal risks of singular characters having to reach within to pull out that strength to face an evil bigger than they… well… that falls upon the shoulders of Peter Jackson and the astonishing spirit he placed into this spectacle that kept each piece of the puzzle centered on being exactly what it needed to be to create the whole.

While it seems I’m avoiding talking about the gigantic effects moments in the film, it is only because I feel words will fail me. The battle and encounter with Shelob is stunningly perfect. The coming of the Ohliphaunts, the dueling catapults of Sauron’s hordes and those of the White City of Minas Tirith. The trolls, the fell beasts, the charge of Theoden’s Rohan masses… The gaze of the EYE in Mordor, the return of the moth and all that follows. Pippin’s uncontrollable urge to look… the lighting of the signal fires atop mountains… the paths of the dead… All of this… these things must be seen to be believed. Trying to describe them… well… you would need to be Tolkien to do it justice.

This film isn’t a movie filled with “Where’s Waldo’s” leaping about for the camera’s attention. This film is always exactly what it has to be from moment to moment. I don’t know if we’ll ever see a film series to match this. That is truly a sad thing to contemplate. Ultimately it will inspire others to mount impossible productions, but will they have the support, the vision and the resolute determination to pull it off? For me, the greatest trilogies have always been subject trilogies… things like John Ford’s Cavalry trilogy or Kieslowski’s Colors trilogy or Leone’s Man with No Name trilogy. Personally, I feel the best trilogy that carries a single narrative story is probably Hiroshi Inagaki’s SAMURAI series with Toshiro Mifune. However, as much as I love that series… This series surpasses it in terms of scale, intimacy, performances and just my own personal tastes. I still love the flawed, but great, trilogies like Coppola’s GODFATHER trilogy, Lucas’ STAR WARS, Spielberg’s INDIANA JONES, Karloff’s FRANKENSTEIN trilogy, Weissmuller’s TARZAN trilogy, Arnold’s TERMINATOR trilogy and the Wachowski’s MATRIX trilogy… but Peter Jackson’s LORD OF THE RINGS… for me, it is without equal or parallel. It does not diminish the others to any degree, it is just what it is… perfect. Like when Lean did BRIDGE OF THE RIVER KWAI, LAWRENCE OF ARABIA and DR ZHIVAGO… there was just fate leaning over the shoulder and perfection was achieved. It happens rarely that a filmmaker is given a perfect run… folks like Hitchcock and Ford and Lean and Kubrick and Spielberg and many others have had their runs… never with the same story, but with a consistency of vision on multiple projects. Now we see if Jackson can move past these great tales when he takes on his personal lifelong passion of KING KONG… Spielberg didn’t fare so well when he took on his passion with Peter Pan, let’s pray that Jackson does better.

And finally… this last thought needs a SPOILER WARNING -- Do Not Read Below This Line If You Do Not Wish To Know The End Of The Film. I write about it, because so many seem to have issue with the alleged multiple ending of the film, but frankly… I feel they are completely missing the point.

THE ENDINGS are in actuality one. You see the story is THE LORD OF THE RINGS and the end of this film is about the passing of the ring bearers. We see the end of Sauron, the ultimate soul of the one ring, but we are also compelled over the course of these films to see the end of each who has carried the ring. In FELLOWSHIP we saw what became of Isildur and Boromir – both of whom carried the ring, no matter how briefly. In RETURN OF THE KING – we see the destruction of Sauron and Gollum… The passing of Bilbo, Gandalf and Frodo from the Gray Havens… and finally, the last ring bearer… Samwise Gamgee returning to his hole in the ground where the story which began in the HOBBIT started. THIS IS A SINGLE ENDING, following the narrative of the ring bearers and concluding as it began… with a hole in the ground.

Absolutely perfect.

As for me, I can not wait for Trilogy Tuesday… To watch it all play as one. What a treat!

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First Bitch!
by loki24
Dec 13th, 2003
03:19:51 PM
First?
by gollumthegreat
Dec 13th, 2003
03:21:04 PM
I scoffed and skipped out when I hit "This is frankly one of the
by Tall_Boy
Dec 13th, 2003
03:21:44 PM
Pretty spoiler free-actually
by Fatboy_Roberts
Dec 13th, 2003
03:27:03 PM
Harrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyy!
by Big Stupid Troll
Dec 13th, 2003
03:29:10 PM
saw the movie last week
by Mel
Dec 13th, 2003
03:33:24 PM
Loki and Tallboy...
by Von Bastard
Dec 13th, 2003
03:37:34 PM
I don't know why everyone complains
by spideyman1218
Dec 13th, 2003
03:40:10 PM
$380 million tops domestically
by AlwaysThere
Dec 13th, 2003
03:42:04 PM
hmm
by BobaBackRibs
Dec 13th, 2003
03:42:44 PM
It was that good, huh?
by Terry_1978
Dec 13th, 2003
03:44:50 PM
Nice review, Harry.
by Balrog77
Dec 13th, 2003
03:52:38 PM
HOORAY FOR LOTR!!!
by Snake-eyes
Dec 13th, 2003
03:54:16 PM
Star Wars trilogy flawed?
by GravyAkira
Dec 13th, 2003
03:56:43 PM
I want to see this film.
by WorstPoochieEver
Dec 13th, 2003
03:56:53 PM
Greatest Trilogy Ever?
by LaurieMann
Dec 13th, 2003
04:03:10 PM
Argh! Curse you Harry...
by Neon Jesus
Dec 13th, 2003
04:05:19 PM
GravyAkira
by mortsleam
Dec 13th, 2003
04:15:28 PM
'Frodogologolies' or whatever......
by Snake-eyes
Dec 13th, 2003
04:15:32 PM
Until Wednesday...
by Neon Jesus
Dec 13th, 2003
04:18:08 PM
Cringing at overly superlative reviews
by Warin
Dec 13th, 2003
04:24:02 PM
Battle of Pellenor fields alone will be worth the price of admis
by Eternal
Dec 13th, 2003
04:26:07 PM
Yeah considering my dramatic dissapointment with Attack of the C
by braine
Dec 13th, 2003
04:26:58 PM
Give me a break
by The Flashlight
Dec 13th, 2003
04:30:24 PM
Jar-Jar still schools Gollum???
by Warin
Dec 13th, 2003
04:30:34 PM
LOTR is great filmmaking the problem is the films take themselve
by Tall_Boy
Dec 13th, 2003
04:31:18 PM
Warin
by mansala
Dec 13th, 2003
04:32:16 PM
Lokitard
by john*wayne
Dec 13th, 2003
04:37:27 PM
Tolkien the creator
by OldManWillow
Dec 13th, 2003
04:43:24 PM
Sam and Frodo. Sam and Frodo!
by djinnj
Dec 13th, 2003
04:44:37 PM
Greatest film of all time?
by Lost in Uranus
Dec 13th, 2003
04:51:18 PM
Marketing....
by Tar_Palantir
Dec 13th, 2003
05:02:04 PM
Greatest Trilogy ever?! Have you all lost your minds?!
by waylayer
Dec 13th, 2003
05:02:10 PM
Jaw Dropping Good
by Rascal182
Dec 13th, 2003
05:12:50 PM
Yes, it's true! These herb talkbackers went to Barnes&Noble to g
by Johnson McGregor
Dec 13th, 2003
05:15:48 PM
Oh come on this is too much...
by UberSpectre
Dec 13th, 2003
05:24:53 PM
Yes, the marketing....
by Lost in Uranus
Dec 13th, 2003
05:25:29 PM
This is the first time I've ever cursed someone online...Harry,
by Stirling Mel
Dec 13th, 2003
05:29:45 PM
Exactly
by Lost in Uranus
Dec 13th, 2003
05:33:23 PM
Capitalism
by Lost in Uranus
Dec 13th, 2003
05:48:46 PM
hehe
by djinnj
Dec 13th, 2003
05:56:29 PM
Hi cutest
by djinnj
Dec 13th, 2003
06:00:21 PM
I'd Be Interested in Reading...
by hipcheck13
Dec 13th, 2003
06:00:53 PM
The Books??
by Lost in Uranus
Dec 13th, 2003
06:05:00 PM
What's the big deal?
by mersault
Dec 13th, 2003
06:32:47 PM
30,000 critics can't be wrong....
by ash_2115
Dec 13th, 2003
06:36:07 PM
I'd never read the books before I saw the movies
by 007-11
Dec 13th, 2003
06:46:00 PM
best movies?
by no-no
Dec 13th, 2003
06:54:29 PM
Hey Play'Duh: Seriously I have never read the books...
by Lost in Uranus
Dec 13th, 2003
06:55:43 PM
Evil Dead is the Greatest Trilogy Ever!
by Farging Bastige
Dec 13th, 2003
07:06:21 PM
Play D'Oh....
by XTheCrovvX
Dec 13th, 2003
07:12:18 PM
I'm a happy hobbit
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 13th, 2003
07:15:00 PM
Oh Yeah...
by Farging Bastige
Dec 13th, 2003
07:16:17 PM
Frododies...
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 13th, 2003
07:22:09 PM
A Tale Of Deceit, The Vatican, Hairpins, And Retro-Nazi Curling
by Ed McBain
Dec 13th, 2003
07:22:48 PM
Maybe...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 13th, 2003
07:24:19 PM
Now there's a blast from the past Frododies.
by Eternal
Dec 13th, 2003
07:31:59 PM
Sam's accent...
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 13th, 2003
07:35:15 PM
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS NOW!!!!!!!
by PassionPlayer
Dec 13th, 2003
07:36:52 PM
Bill Nighy was a Frodody!!!
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 13th, 2003
07:36:59 PM
YOU ASSHOLES WANT TO KNOW WHAT A REAL TERRIBLE REVIEW LOOKS LIKE
by 007-11
Dec 13th, 2003
07:42:35 PM
Okay link doesn't work
by 007-11
Dec 13th, 2003
07:44:36 PM
That was a short review
by PurityOfEssence
Dec 13th, 2003
07:47:21 PM
Why the disrespect?
by Lavaman
Dec 13th, 2003
07:48:40 PM
Middle Earth Accents
by Farging Bastige
Dec 13th, 2003
07:48:49 PM
George Lucas responsible for Lord of the Rings?
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 13th, 2003
07:56:57 PM
I think that paycheck from New Line is fatter than...
by Lord_Soth
Dec 13th, 2003
08:03:12 PM
Harry thinks it's the best movie ever. Sure needed a review for
by MyNameDoesn'tFit
Dec 13th, 2003
08:08:18 PM
regarding accents
by djinnj
Dec 13th, 2003
08:29:43 PM
Lavaman and Yo Yo Man
by Farging Bastige
Dec 13th, 2003
08:41:15 PM
RE: Accents
by Farging Bastige
Dec 13th, 2003
08:52:24 PM
As you can plainly tell...
by Farging Bastige
Dec 13th, 2003
08:56:27 PM
Hmm...
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 13th, 2003
08:59:32 PM
$100 million for Peter Jackson?
by Shit Dog
Dec 13th, 2003
09:06:15 PM
Finally
by devanjedi
Dec 13th, 2003
09:08:37 PM
ROTK meets Lebowski!
by HillerDiller
Dec 13th, 2003
09:17:04 PM
WOW!!! FUCK HARRY, I NEED AN INDUSTRIAL SIZED MOP TO GET YOUR J
by Rolling_Stone
Dec 13th, 2003
09:18:54 PM
I was only kidding about the jizz.because I knew before reading
by Rolling_Stone
Dec 13th, 2003
09:31:59 PM
GLUB...GLUB...GLUB...
by Rolling_Stone
Dec 13th, 2003
09:33:32 PM
The future of filmmaking...
by RobTheIdiot
Dec 13th, 2003
09:39:22 PM
That's why I like Fellowship more than TTT...
by RobTheIdiot
Dec 13th, 2003
09:50:18 PM
I must admit, however...
by RobTheIdiot
Dec 13th, 2003
09:51:55 PM
Ralph Bakshi
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 13th, 2003
09:52:05 PM
Harry, you forgot one of the greatest, if not THE greatest trilo
by T-MACK 1.01
Dec 13th, 2003
09:55:39 PM
PJ has stands to make over $200 million I believe...
by SK909
Dec 13th, 2003
09:59:03 PM
No prob Farging Bastige
by djinnj
Dec 13th, 2003
10:14:26 PM
LOTR rings fans still bash Matrix...
by Judge Doom
Dec 13th, 2003
10:26:21 PM
JESUS CHRIST - JUST REVIEW THE FILM..
by Hate_Speech
Dec 13th, 2003
10:55:41 PM
Re: Royal Tennenbaum
by williammunny
Dec 13th, 2003
10:56:38 PM
I imagine that the experience of seeing Intolerance for the firs
by Blacklist
Dec 13th, 2003
11:02:34 PM
Very poor adaption of Lord Of The Rings/A Professional's Viewpoi
by VisibleH20
Dec 13th, 2003
11:15:46 PM
Bakshi end me vs Universe
by pvecu
Dec 13th, 2003
11:23:37 PM
ROTK
by AICNewsHater
Dec 13th, 2003
11:44:08 PM
VisibleH20 contradicts himself
by JimV
Dec 13th, 2003
11:50:52 PM
wow, Harry likes it, what a surprise
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 14th, 2003
12:26:17 AM
The danger in reviews like Mori's and Harry's: Sky high expectat
by Oberon
Dec 14th, 2003
12:32:13 AM
The red sea had truely been parted for this series, and so sad t
by A 30+ User
Dec 14th, 2003
12:41:56 AM
Worst part of LOTR triliogy
by knex246
Dec 14th, 2003
02:37:05 AM
Wow, Harry can't stop flogging his dingus after watching ROTK. W
by Durendal
Dec 14th, 2003
02:51:58 AM
Actually...
by Durendal
Dec 14th, 2003
03:01:26 AM
Harrys Review
by 2LeggedFreak
Dec 14th, 2003
04:30:36 AM
Hmm, Harry is gooshing a load over this worse then the way he li
by Commando Cody
Dec 14th, 2003
05:08:39 AM
OH, another thing -- this utter bullshit that NO other movie wil
by Commando Cody
Dec 14th, 2003
05:27:51 AM
Grey Havens - once and for all
by milkybar
Dec 14th, 2003
05:36:35 AM
and as a book geek
by milkybar
Dec 14th, 2003
05:47:38 AM
Gotta agree with others here (like Cody's tirade above) that I'm
by Big Dumb Ape
Dec 14th, 2003
06:36:54 AM
Sam's Speech
by williammunny
Dec 14th, 2003
07:59:38 AM
Marketing?
by pvecu
Dec 14th, 2003
08:17:01 AM
Pvecu: "If anything has been proved in cinema history, is that m
by Big Dumb Ape
Dec 14th, 2003
08:26:38 AM
Look, I don't care what anyone says...
by Ribbons
Dec 14th, 2003
08:40:39 AM
"highlights of every battle"
by Planck
Dec 14th, 2003
08:50:59 AM
after reading many spoilers...
by BDT
Dec 14th, 2003
09:27:13 AM
The problem is...
by Lobanhaki
Dec 14th, 2003
09:29:53 AM
LOTR reloaded
by christof rose
Dec 14th, 2003
09:33:24 AM
LOTR reloaded
by christof rose
Dec 14th, 2003
09:34:44 AM
Sam's speech is in the book. and Lucas DID use LOTR as 'inspirat
by krylite
Dec 14th, 2003
09:38:09 AM
"...it doesn't take a road map, (or much smarts) to make these t
by Miami Mofo
Dec 14th, 2003
10:07:40 AM
Sounds like a rental.
by TheSumOfGod
Dec 14th, 2003
10:24:25 AM
Geez, people get a grip
by babycakes
Dec 14th, 2003
10:33:20 AM
one of the greatest??
by kafka07
Dec 14th, 2003
11:20:54 AM
Miami, how about "most condescending twaddle ever posted on the
by irritable
Dec 14th, 2003
11:21:33 AM
Yeah, yeah
by irritable
Dec 14th, 2003
11:37:06 AM
the "shot together" theory
by kafka07
Dec 14th, 2003
12:07:26 PM
El Cid of Vivar ;-P
by CuervoJones
Dec 14th, 2003
01:21:43 PM
Concerning Matrix
by pvecu
Dec 14th, 2003
01:29:00 PM
Yay! The Return of Radagast the Moth!
by morGoth
Dec 14th, 2003
01:54:23 PM
loki24...
by morGoth
Dec 14th, 2003
01:56:51 PM
TOLKIEN SUCKS, LORD OF THE RINGS SUCKS, HARRY SUCKS, TOLKIEN SUC
by drudgejr
Dec 14th, 2003
02:01:23 PM
Just for the record, I think Stirling Mel is full of shit.
by morGoth
Dec 14th, 2003
02:06:59 PM
TOLKIEN SUCKS, LORD OF THE RINGS SUCKS, HARRY SUCKS, TOLKIEN SUC
by drudgejr
Dec 14th, 2003
02:09:52 PM
Royal Tennenbaum
by morGoth
Dec 14th, 2003
02:50:15 PM
Or could it be that I just misspelled you name {[;^)
by morGoth
Dec 14th, 2003
02:53:30 PM
The thing about Jackson making $150 million is...
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 14th, 2003
03:26:16 PM
I thought all frododies were the same?
by morGoth
Dec 14th, 2003
04:00:36 PM
exPFCWintergreen...
by morGoth
Dec 14th, 2003
04:12:24 PM
Harry, thanks for not including your life's story in this review
by Mr. Waturi
Dec 14th, 2003
04:25:04 PM
morGoth, I hate to say it
by irritable
Dec 14th, 2003
04:30:15 PM
Thanks MorGoth
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 14th, 2003
04:38:16 PM
Visible H20, I see right through you
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 14th, 2003
04:41:36 PM
Sorry every one
by dilbynuggets
Dec 14th, 2003
04:47:50 PM
Actually, the 1.7 billion is attributed to theatrical sales alon
by SK909
Dec 14th, 2003
05:09:33 PM
$1.7 billion
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 14th, 2003
05:41:18 PM
Well then get set Harry, The Narnian Chronicles will surpass thi
by Sith Witch
Dec 14th, 2003
06:43:52 PM
not entirely true, Sith Witch
by djinnj
Dec 14th, 2003
07:16:48 PM
ROTK is 100% on rottentomatoes through 19 reviews
by McLuvin
Dec 14th, 2003
07:51:09 PM
Let's NOT let the LOTR vs. Narnia flame-wars begin...
by Sith Witch
Dec 14th, 2003
08:00:14 PM
YAWN
by TomVee
Dec 14th, 2003
08:19:43 PM
sometimes i wish that people would actually talk intelligently a
by motionsuggests
Dec 14th, 2003
08:31:40 PM
MotionSuggests: Thank you for telling us how thoughtful and inte
by Mr. Waturi
Dec 14th, 2003
09:29:59 PM
sorry didn't mean it for everyone
by motionsuggests
Dec 14th, 2003
09:37:37 PM
Loved the review..
by MaulRat
Dec 14th, 2003
09:49:52 PM
just an opinion
by mersault
Dec 14th, 2003
10:01:47 PM
hm, Sith Witch
by djinnj
Dec 14th, 2003
11:21:37 PM
Harry's fat!!!
by fidelio17
Dec 15th, 2003
12:04:31 AM
ps...
by fidelio17
Dec 15th, 2003
12:06:04 AM
motionsuggests: no need to apologize
by Mr. Waturi
Dec 15th, 2003
12:14:27 AM
Please explain to me how these movies are anything but a series
by Sea Bass
Dec 15th, 2003
12:14:29 AM
Djinnj, I got it...
by Sith Witch
Dec 15th, 2003
12:19:27 AM
oh, yes, Sith Witch, I entirely agree
by djinnj
Dec 15th, 2003
02:11:22 AM
Reepacheep
by stuntrocker
Dec 15th, 2003
02:18:12 AM
Frodo gives Gollum a blow job!!!
by bioforge
Dec 15th, 2003
03:01:57 AM
Normally I'd be skeptical of hyperbole, but lets look at the fac
by minderbinder
Dec 15th, 2003
09:12:55 AM
The chronicles of Narnia debate
by changer624
Dec 15th, 2003
10:47:26 AM
What Narnia debate? Changer624...
by Sith Witch
Dec 15th, 2003
11:17:13 AM
Sith Witch, you may have cause for fear about the Disney-ization
by 0007
Dec 15th, 2003
11:46:36 AM
Goddamned freakin' T-Word...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 15th, 2003
12:26:21 PM
Very poor adaption of Lord Of The Rings/A Professional's Viewpoi
by VisibleH20
Dec 15th, 2003
12:34:20 PM
sam
by raker
Dec 15th, 2003
12:40:52 PM
Good thoughts
by Masher(KG)
Dec 15th, 2003
12:41:17 PM
Visible shitstain- a professional opinion
by Stay_Puft
Dec 15th, 2003
02:22:01 PM
Gush, Gush, Gush. Please!
by Moppboy15
Dec 15th, 2003
03:27:29 PM
20/20 Hindsight
by xuxus_petals
Dec 15th, 2003
03:31:22 PM
Lawrence of Arabia
by IWantMy2Dollars!
Dec 15th, 2003
03:36:44 PM
Fool???
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 15th, 2003
03:37:01 PM
in case you all haven't noticed...
by boohallsmalls
Dec 15th, 2003
04:44:11 PM
Stay_Puft; Yo Yo Man
by Miami Mofo
Dec 15th, 2003
05:27:33 PM
VisibleH20
by ManosTHOF
Dec 15th, 2003
05:36:39 PM
does Gollum bite off Frodo's ring-bearing finger and fall into t
by PlantBoy!
Dec 15th, 2003
05:38:32 PM
So if this isn't the best trilogy ever, what is?
by minderbinder
Dec 15th, 2003
06:02:02 PM
Trilogy of Terror
by PlantBoy!
Dec 15th, 2003
06:10:52 PM
All your base are belong to us
by MC Lovecraft
Dec 15th, 2003
06:51:05 PM
"The OT is the best Trilogy ever, ya idiot...Say what you want
by minderbinder
Dec 15th, 2003
07:00:52 PM
Thank God it is over !
by LCD
Dec 15th, 2003
07:05:19 PM
No, IWantMy2Dollars
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 15th, 2003
08:26:36 PM
This film is shit!
by Indiana Clones
Dec 15th, 2003
11:55:00 PM
Bored of the Rings
by Black Rubber Dog
Dec 16th, 2003
01:24:20 AM
Complete index of changes between the books and the film version
by truthseekr1488
Dec 16th, 2003
02:53:35 AM
Favorite Lesson of the moovie!
by HammerMill
Dec 16th, 2003
04:19:05 AM
ATTN LOTR HATERS: Give it up! You already lost..
by TallScott
Dec 16th, 2003
06:34:48 AM
"YIPPEEE!!!!!"
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 16th, 2003
07:09:54 AM
It's Trilogy Tuesday, people!!!
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 16th, 2003
07:33:34 AM
I'm off to the trilogy marathon
by ATARI
Dec 16th, 2003
09:02:49 AM
You gotta be effing kidding me Ryalto...
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 16th, 2003
10:07:09 AM
whats with the negative waves?
by raker
Dec 16th, 2003
10:21:48 AM
Boromir's horn
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 16th, 2003
10:30:28 AM
Ryalto, you had better not be going to Return of the King
by hildebrand
Dec 16th, 2003
11:01:54 AM
Ok Ryalto, here's concept for you...
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 16th, 2003
11:16:07 AM
"cheer, song and love"
by ketracel
Dec 16th, 2003
12:08:11 PM
O/T: ICHI THE KILLER in Denver, uncut
by readyoufool
Dec 16th, 2003
01:18:43 PM
ROTJ, BacktotheFutureIII,Jaws3-D,Ali en^3,Matrix:Revs. ROTK "does
by krylite
Dec 16th, 2003
01:26:18 PM
In less than 24 hours, the King will Return!
by Harrierthanthee
Dec 16th, 2003
02:30:54 PM
First rotten reviews...
by BG
Dec 16th, 2003
07:10:34 PM
the real AICN
by PlantBoy!
Dec 16th, 2003
07:57:22 PM
Ha!
by BG
Dec 16th, 2003
08:07:11 PM
more reviews
by BG
Dec 16th, 2003
09:02:10 PM
I find myself agreeing with Mr. Pontsing Barset.
by Tinuviel70
Dec 16th, 2003
09:36:07 PM
3 hours 20 minutes? Felt like an hour to me...
by Dragonfire
Dec 16th, 2003
10:58:44 PM
Hey TallScott, why don't you READ a few of those reviews, and qu
by Stirling Mel
Dec 17th, 2003
01:38:47 AM
The reviews speak for themselves on rottentomatoes.com! So far
by ethandarkseid
Dec 17th, 2003
01:51:36 AM
I saw ROTK...
by Bourne GreyElf
Dec 17th, 2003
05:52:16 AM
Disappointed...
by Lemur Master
Dec 17th, 2003
07:57:14 AM
right on, Stirling Mel
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 17th, 2003
09:15:41 AM
fantastic movie, but you can't explain away the 5 endings...
by General Idea
Dec 17th, 2003
10:39:40 AM
97% Fresh at Rottentomatoes
by runfoodrun
Dec 17th, 2003
11:26:24 AM
It's not just one ending, it's multiple endings...but the film i
by HardcoreRocker
Dec 17th, 2003
11:51:53 AM
LOTR Bashers
by medevine
Dec 17th, 2003
12:04:00 PM
Majority rules.
by xfloydx
Dec 17th, 2003
12:14:48 PM
nothing wrong with the multiple endings...
by Dragonfire
Dec 17th, 2003
12:27:49 PM
The leaf they smoke = reference to marajuna?
by warp11
Dec 17th, 2003
01:09:43 PM
One of the many cringeworthy parts of the LOTR films...
by cockknocker
Dec 17th, 2003
01:31:35 PM
It should be higher than 97%.
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 17th, 2003
01:59:47 PM
Re: gulf between internet/proffessional opinions of LOTR 3
by Indiana Clones
Dec 17th, 2003
02:37:39 PM
All Your Box Offices Are Belong to ROTK
by RedFiveForce
Dec 17th, 2003
02:46:06 PM
Star Wars is dead: long live the King!!!
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 17th, 2003
03:39:20 PM
emotionally void....
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 17th, 2003
04:42:20 PM
100% agree with MisterGrimloch
by hstbbhem
Dec 17th, 2003
05:09:24 PM
an opinion
by mastar
Dec 17th, 2003
05:50:52 PM
mastar....
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 17th, 2003
06:04:22 PM
After seeing it once....i think its the lesser of the three
by Jon E Cin
Dec 17th, 2003
06:20:04 PM
best movie ever, really...
by Rupee88
Dec 17th, 2003
06:35:29 PM
mistergrimloch
by mastar
Dec 17th, 2003
06:35:40 PM
Cliche
by Integra
Dec 17th, 2003
06:37:03 PM
Arwen's peach fuzz mustache
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 17th, 2003
06:47:51 PM
Phew! Thank god Im not the only one!
by ANGELS-EGG
Dec 17th, 2003
06:48:16 PM
Phew! Thank god Im not the only one!
by ANGELS-EGG
Dec 17th, 2003
06:55:50 PM
mynameisnobody
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 17th, 2003
06:57:15 PM
constant defensiveness...
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 17th, 2003
06:58:02 PM
3 hours + of gut-twisting, but too much was left out
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 17th, 2003
07:03:11 PM
aight you fuckers
by mastar
Dec 17th, 2003
07:11:32 PM
Different hobbit accents
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 17th, 2003
07:15:42 PM
NO EASTERLINGS IN ROTK?? WTF!!??? (spoilers)
by Darth Phallus
Dec 17th, 2003
07:23:48 PM
Brilliant movie
by Maximus21
Dec 17th, 2003
07:47:00 PM
mynameisstupid
by mastar
Dec 17th, 2003
08:16:19 PM
Nine cheers for Mastar
by elanor
Dec 17th, 2003
08:54:50 PM
Wow!!!!!!!!!
by pvecu
Dec 17th, 2003
09:08:19 PM
SEAN ASTIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
by twitaman
Dec 17th, 2003
09:59:35 PM
A more honest and critical review?
by Writhe
Dec 17th, 2003
09:59:54 PM
Denethor's palatir! Those Kiwi muppets forgot to mention it!
by hollycrumpets
Dec 17th, 2003
10:03:49 PM
that was even worse than I expected
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 17th, 2003
10:04:05 PM
devil's in the spelling
by twitaman
Dec 17th, 2003
10:06:37 PM
omg, some of you are so eager to find holes in the movie but you
by Dragonfire
Dec 17th, 2003
10:16:24 PM
reply ryalto
by Dragonfire
Dec 17th, 2003
10:24:54 PM
LOL daaaaamn you Jackson.
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 17th, 2003
10:53:23 PM
Good one, Dragonfire
by elanor
Dec 17th, 2003
10:58:39 PM
another problem with rotk
by hstbbhem
Dec 17th, 2003
11:08:35 PM
elanor!
by djinnj
Dec 17th, 2003
11:21:30 PM
At my midnight showing, the girls always screamed for Legalous.
by warp11
Dec 17th, 2003
11:26:02 PM

by shady73
Dec 17th, 2003
11:29:49 PM
Speaking of droolage
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 17th, 2003
11:48:53 PM
hey cutest!
by djinnj
Dec 18th, 2003
12:10:58 AM
Harry plagiarizes from himself!
by jmachinder
Dec 18th, 2003
12:12:21 AM
An amazing experience from start to finish.
by Psyclops
Dec 18th, 2003
12:48:52 AM
No worries, mynameisnobody
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 18th, 2003
01:09:53 AM
first impression
by Messyjoe
Dec 18th, 2003
01:17:36 AM
Petition to put every damn thing on an uber ee dvd (sign now!)
by aelfgifu
Dec 18th, 2003
01:42:57 AM
This blew me away.
by ffahq
Dec 18th, 2003
02:02:31 AM
Uber spoilage questions on ROTK...
by pax256
Dec 18th, 2003
02:41:07 AM
This year's best film of all time... without a doubt! (please tr
by greenleaf
Dec 18th, 2003
03:27:31 AM
David Elliott and his hatred of LOTR
by Wonderslug
Dec 18th, 2003
04:00:46 AM
Yes, NorCalMike
by greenleaf
Dec 18th, 2003
04:10:17 AM
pax256
by djinnj
Dec 18th, 2003
04:30:30 AM
I haven't seen the movie yet (on Friday) but I get the feeling t
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
04:59:42 AM
Movies will NEVER feel the same way again... PHEW!!!
by workshed
Dec 18th, 2003
05:44:16 AM
the best movie ever
by Betur04
Dec 18th, 2003
06:05:15 AM
"yes folks, i have read the books, long before any of you ever e
by Miami Mofo
Dec 18th, 2003
06:22:08 AM
Eternal, if you are going to see the movie with that attitude, j
by CuervoJones
Dec 18th, 2003
06:43:27 AM
Not a chance, CuervoJones!
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
07:45:57 AM
Fanboys - damn fanboys
by darthbane2kk
Dec 18th, 2003
09:21:31 AM
Whoah. Now THAT was a good film.
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
09:30:43 AM
Didn't like ROTK . . . Spoilers
by Prof. Ransom
Dec 18th, 2003
09:30:57 AM
God Prof. Ransom, you are so lame....
by Boris the Blade
Dec 18th, 2003
09:55:55 AM
it
by Sabster
Dec 18th, 2003
10:22:15 AM
Loved it but had some issues
by Hervoyel
Dec 18th, 2003
10:33:01 AM
elanor, please explain yourself....
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
11:00:00 AM
Great movie: 5 stars
by ParrisSun
Dec 18th, 2003
11:02:48 AM
GOLDEN GLOBE NOMS FOR BEST PICTURE, DIRECTOR
by HardcoreRocker
Dec 18th, 2003
11:09:48 AM
Best movie I have ever seen
by Lost Skeleton
Dec 18th, 2003
11:11:17 AM
Just saw ROTK.....now I am complete!!!!!
by Snake-eyes
Dec 18th, 2003
11:25:09 AM
Amazing...
by Russman
Dec 18th, 2003
11:37:01 AM
Reviews of RotK
by Achilles
Dec 18th, 2003
11:45:10 AM
Mister Grimloch.....just leave it be!
by Snake-eyes
Dec 18th, 2003
11:47:39 AM
Harry's overexcitement
by Bramton1
Dec 18th, 2003
11:47:43 AM
Boris the Blade . . .
by Prof. Ransom
Dec 18th, 2003
11:52:29 AM
I can't believe it. Can that really be MisterGrimloch?
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
12:11:33 PM
return of the king freewill etc.
by marquis de skid
Dec 18th, 2003
12:17:51 PM
Here you go again with the purist appellation
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 18th, 2003
12:24:41 PM
hy does Grimloch need his medicine, cutestofborg?
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
12:35:14 PM
Dragonfire
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
12:37:01 PM
huh, that's a fucker, talkback stole my W
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
12:37:33 PM
mynameisnobody,
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
12:58:58 PM
Fuck off Borg, I was posting at AICN while you were still in you
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
01:03:35 PM
I'm still laughing
by twitaman
Dec 18th, 2003
01:06:02 PM
Prof.Ransom:"I read the book at least once a year, beginning on
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
01:06:41 PM
raw bean....
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
01:10:40 PM
beats Kiddie Star Wars hands down
by MinasTirithII
Dec 18th, 2003
01:18:53 PM
Hey Pip.
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
01:21:16 PM
I see Grimsy is in "loquacious" mode today...
by mortsleam
Dec 18th, 2003
01:23:54 PM
Eternal,
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
01:24:20 PM
Opinions
by Miami Mofo
Dec 18th, 2003
01:24:47 PM
Thank God they recast the WitchKing of Angmar
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 18th, 2003
01:25:01 PM
raw_bean
by Prof. Ransom
Dec 18th, 2003
01:29:53 PM
Woodbyrne, please don't embarass yourself in public like that, i
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2003
01:29:57 PM
What's the matter cutest, can't stand another person's opinion?
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
01:38:06 PM
raw bean, i sure hope....
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
01:43:06 PM
Things I loved (these will definitely be 'to be continued...' po
by Miami Mofo
Dec 18th, 2003
01:44:03 PM
aw_bean, I've read Grimloch's posts before
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
01:53:25 PM
Purist and haters don't deserve this movie
by ParrisSun
Dec 18th, 2003
01:53:31 PM
I think my keyboard is fucked. Letters missing all the time.
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
01:56:54 PM
Accents?
by badboymason
Dec 18th, 2003
01:58:54 PM
BAD CUTS
by leisureape
Dec 18th, 2003
02:03:43 PM
RE: Excellent film and the things that kept it from being perfec
by Harrierthanthee
Dec 18th, 2003
02:09:46 PM
Future TV series
by badboymason
Dec 18th, 2003
02:13:23 PM
Britbuffguy=retard on crack.
by ParrisSun
Dec 18th, 2003
02:18:24 PM
You know what scene I miss the most?
by mortsleam
Dec 18th, 2003
02:28:25 PM
THIRD ONE PRETTY GOOD
by VisibleH20
Dec 18th, 2003
02:29:37 PM
On the Eagles Plot Hole *spoilers*
by garfthecat
Dec 18th, 2003
02:46:50 PM
Rankin/Bass more faithful to Tolkien?
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 18th, 2003
02:57:09 PM
"Well, I'm back"
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 18th, 2003
03:12:52 PM
Concerning eagles and accents
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 18th, 2003
03:30:10 PM
Catapults
by Kaitain
Dec 18th, 2003
03:48:05 PM
Greenleaf, Grimloch, et al. (hi TEs!) (lots of spoilers, ahoy!
by djinnj
Dec 18th, 2003
03:51:51 PM
shoot, after all that, I forgot! (more spoilers within)
by djinnj
Dec 18th, 2003
04:11:14 PM
Lucas should just stop post-production on Episode 3 because he w
by Lost Skeleton
Dec 18th, 2003
04:19:31 PM
Grimloch, Nobody, Ryalto = Mindless, Joyless, Masochistic Tools.
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 18th, 2003
04:35:46 PM
Excuse me, that should have been "Sadomasochistic Tools"...
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 18th, 2003
04:48:05 PM
Cutest! ROTFLMAO!!!
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 18th, 2003
05:31:39 PM
Gimli, Trailer, Politics of John Rhys-Davis
by pocee
Dec 18th, 2003
06:03:28 PM
doubt it, pocee
by djinnj
Dec 18th, 2003
06:16:12 PM
The Greatest Fantasy Film Ever
by truffle
Dec 18th, 2003
06:30:58 PM
Pontsing Barset...
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
06:33:40 PM
Grimloch...You forgot something!
by ANGELS-EGG
Dec 18th, 2003
06:55:05 PM
To Warin
by Barron34
Dec 18th, 2003
06:55:45 PM
Grim.
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 18th, 2003
07:14:24 PM
To Lost In Uranus Regarding "This New Lord Of The Rings Fad"
by Barron34
Dec 18th, 2003
07:20:32 PM
Eternal: You haven't even seen it and you're bashing?
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 18th, 2003
07:28:41 PM
Pontsing, re MasterGrimloch and Richard Roeper
by Miami Mofo
Dec 18th, 2003
07:29:34 PM
cutestofborg, ANGELS EGG...
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
07:29:43 PM
Yeah you're right Miami...
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 18th, 2003
07:36:35 PM
jesus christ,Pontsing....
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
07:37:18 PM
Pontsing...
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
07:43:16 PM
I didn't mean to single you out cutestofborg. Your posts are pre
by Eternal
Dec 18th, 2003
07:48:29 PM
To Mynameisnobody
by Barron34
Dec 18th, 2003
07:53:03 PM
new year's eve...
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 18th, 2003
07:54:27 PM
what
by Harrierthanthee
Dec 18th, 2003
08:50:02 PM
Mynameisnobody
by Barron34
Dec 18th, 2003
08:56:40 PM
Hi Barron
by djinnj
Dec 18th, 2003
09:03:14 PM
Shouldn't that be Harry "Reviews" Return of the King?
by Tigernan
Dec 18th, 2003
09:18:07 PM
Lost In Space
by Indiana Clones
Dec 18th, 2003
09:22:28 PM
I Liked it but...
by JarJarIsVader
Dec 18th, 2003
10:22:43 PM
Enough Accents Already
by Barron34
Dec 18th, 2003
10:40:43 PM
Frhomo and sam. Rotk was too gay for my taste
by hstbbhem
Dec 18th, 2003
11:16:38 PM
Frhomo and sam. Rotk was too gay for my taste
by hstbbhem
Dec 18th, 2003
11:16:39 PM
Another mighty opinion
by FatherMcGruder
Dec 19th, 2003
12:47:26 AM
Hello mellyn!
by elanor
Dec 19th, 2003
01:34:10 AM
Prof Ransom, About Viggo, accents and the God Damned Eagles
by elanor
Dec 19th, 2003
01:54:22 AM
thx djinn
by pax256
Dec 19th, 2003
02:19:06 AM
Iowan accent?
by pip1345
Dec 19th, 2003
02:33:30 AM
Eternal keep your arrogance ramblings to yourself.
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
05:10:12 AM
I saw your post Grimloch.
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
05:19:05 AM
Eternal: "I read what other people say and try to understand the
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
05:28:32 AM
Prof.Ransom, sorry if I came across a bit strong.
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
05:36:53 AM
who directed the last 20 minutes of this movie? Steven Spielber
by showmethemoney
Dec 19th, 2003
05:37:46 AM
Woodbyrne
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
05:48:04 AM
garfthecat, some good points but..
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
05:52:21 AM
Hey YoYoMan. Sorry, I missed GL's cameo.
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
05:57:35 AM
And YoYoMan, you can keep your Mancunians!
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
06:02:54 AM
Hullo djinnj!
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
06:08:31 AM
*sigh*, Pontsing Barset,
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
06:15:33 AM
To respond to you later post, Pontsing Barset,
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
06:21:12 AM
I really should get to the bottom of my TB catching up before I
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
06:37:21 AM
mynameisnobody,
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
06:56:05 AM
Last post, and I apologise for the vast array of shit I've poste
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
07:01:24 AM
Ah, so here you are, Bean. And Djinnj. And Cutest.
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
07:47:29 AM
elanor
by Prof. Ransom
Dec 19th, 2003
08:08:12 AM
raw_bean: you're forgiven
by Prof. Ransom
Dec 19th, 2003
08:19:21 AM
re:Johnny Suede, the gay factor of the hobbits
by hstbbhem
Dec 19th, 2003
08:19:28 AM
Tolkien's scene: Eowyn v. Witch-king
by Prof. Ransom
Dec 19th, 2003
08:39:19 AM
damn, that really would have been a great scene, ransom
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 19th, 2003
09:46:59 AM
Elaine, about that last line...
by mortsleam
Dec 19th, 2003
09:54:08 AM
Just in case anyone's not completely fed up of the accent debate
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
09:56:19 AM
Let's See
by Damer1
Dec 19th, 2003
10:01:20 AM
Borg: adapting to the screen 101
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 19th, 2003
10:34:36 AM
also, mortsleam
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 19th, 2003
10:35:40 AM
Tolkien's scene: Gandalf confronts the Witch-king
by Prof. Ransom
Dec 19th, 2003
10:51:00 AM
Some of you on this board are repugnant assholes
by JT Styler
Dec 19th, 2003
10:52:47 AM
Elaine! Bean!
by djinnj
Dec 19th, 2003
11:05:57 AM
Bunch of fucking savages
by JT Styler
Dec 19th, 2003
11:08:24 AM
Thank you, LemmiWinks!
by Miami Mofo
Dec 19th, 2003
11:12:07 AM
borg, you're in denial
by Ryalto 3.0
Dec 19th, 2003
11:23:01 AM
Elaine....
by djinnj
Dec 19th, 2003
11:49:19 AM
Prof Ransom,
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
12:04:08 PM
Bits 'n' pieces
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
12:13:14 PM
Never fear Elaine, there's no way I'll ever show any ire or enmi
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
12:13:21 PM
An oddball I may be, cutest. But you're a fool of a Took! ;)
by raw_bean
Dec 19th, 2003
12:28:15 PM
All I can really say is...
by UnChienAndalou
Dec 19th, 2003
12:31:47 PM
say it ain't so, Elaine!
by djinnj
Dec 19th, 2003
12:41:46 PM
Look bean...
by Pontsing Barset
Dec 19th, 2003
12:53:31 PM
ROTK is a visual masterpiece.
by ParrisSun
Dec 19th, 2003
01:01:45 PM
Pontsing....
by MisterGrimloch
Dec 19th, 2003
01:11:10 PM
Forget about ROTK, what about SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMMO
by Boneyard
Dec 19th, 2003
01:39:19 PM
Two things that were really missing, and cheap fidelity
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 19th, 2003
01:47:47 PM
I saw ROTK and I'm sorry, I just don't get it...
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 19th, 2003
01:56:32 PM
Djinnj & Bean
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
02:00:25 PM
hmm...all good arguments
by chimp1
Dec 19th, 2003
02:08:50 PM
Oh, and can I please correct a few of you who keep making the sa
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
02:10:14 PM
Just leave me out of it Grim.
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2003
02:20:04 PM
I feel your pain Boris Grushenko...You are not alone dude!
by hstbbhem
Dec 19th, 2003
02:35:08 PM
well put UnChienAndalou... I'm glad to know I'm not the only one
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 19th, 2003
02:40:23 PM
ah, that's too bad Elaine
by djinnj
Dec 19th, 2003
03:02:39 PM
lol, who said aicn was ahead of the game?
by perryfarrell
Dec 19th, 2003
03:03:47 PM
OK, finally seen it
by Eternal
Dec 19th, 2003
03:10:24 PM
Enough w/ the homoerotic Hobbits...
by ParrisSun
Dec 19th, 2003
03:12:32 PM
Regarding hobbits
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 19th, 2003
03:27:58 PM
homoeroticism... sorry, it's there, and I could care less, excep
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 19th, 2003
03:36:22 PM
Hey raw_bean, you clearly weren't paying attention. If you had b
by Eternal
Dec 19th, 2003
03:45:54 PM
hmm, that subject should have been
by Eternal
Dec 19th, 2003
03:48:08 PM
Subtle book references in "The Return of the King", Bean? I'll h
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
03:50:07 PM
Elaine...
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 19th, 2003
03:52:32 PM
mixed feelings
by Methestel
Dec 19th, 2003
03:56:11 PM
Elaine re: Silmarillion
by Methestel
Dec 19th, 2003
04:05:11 PM
re: gay hobbits
by Methestel
Dec 19th, 2003
04:17:33 PM
Hobbit - The Motion Picture
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 19th, 2003
04:22:27 PM
Yo Yo Man & Methestel
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
04:23:51 PM
yeah, you could film The Hobbit...
by Methestel
Dec 19th, 2003
04:32:27 PM
god, I go on don't I?
by Methestel
Dec 19th, 2003
04:37:50 PM
Still in shock.
by Atomic_Lobster
Dec 19th, 2003
04:41:25 PM
BEST CINEMA EXPERIENCE EVER
by DECKERS
Dec 19th, 2003
04:49:09 PM
It is comments like that by Atomic Lobster that blow my mind!?!?
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 19th, 2003
04:59:29 PM
Methestel
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
05:12:58 PM
Hobbit/Goat's Testicle Interface
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 19th, 2003
05:17:46 PM
Nopers Boris...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2003
05:24:03 PM
Erm, LOTR that should have been...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2003
05:29:02 PM
I'd go and see The Hobbit
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 19th, 2003
05:46:34 PM
What? No sharky?!?
by Dokkalvar
Dec 19th, 2003
05:50:28 PM
Flashbacks
by cockknocker
Dec 19th, 2003
06:05:17 PM
Dokkalvar...
by Yo Yo Man
Dec 19th, 2003
06:06:56 PM
Still stand by my resolve
by Dokkalvar
Dec 19th, 2003
06:17:42 PM
Lord of the groth!!!
by ButtonMan
Dec 19th, 2003
06:41:07 PM
Amen, Yo Yo Man
by Elaine
Dec 19th, 2003
06:47:56 PM
I'd have to vote for Tuor and the Fall of Gondolin
by djinnj
Dec 19th, 2003
07:19:58 PM
People WALKING out of the movie?
by exPFCWintergreen
Dec 19th, 2003
07:29:28 PM
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC!!!! This time I
by the swede
Dec 19th, 2003
07:38:03 PM
Elaine, Raw Bean, Sabster, et al!
by djinnj
Dec 19th, 2003
08:05:46 PM
Help here Please!!
by freethinker
Dec 19th, 2003
08:38:30 PM
I think Jackson made a mistake when filming.
by relayer
Dec 19th, 2003
08:41:59 PM
freethinker,
by djinnj
Dec 19th, 2003
08:44:54 PM
Eagle Appreciation
by daughter of time
Dec 19th, 2003
10:05:23 PM
I did, DoT! I did!
by elanor
Dec 19th, 2003
10:41:27 PM
Movie-lovers/promoters: You win. We have failed. Enjoy.
by Stirling Mel