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Vincent Hanna on COLD MOUNTAIN!

Hey folks, Harry here... haven't had a whole helluvalot of reviews on this yet... I'm being overwhelmed with just gob loads of RETURN OF THE KING reviews from every screening under the sun. I'll take a break on those a bit... This sounds like another solid film from Anthony Minghella, but it seems to not be as affecting as I believe they wanted it to be. Most of the response I'm hearing from folks about the film is about like an impressed shrug. Which personally I feel is belittling to a film of what I believe is huge scope and scale and emotion... BUT - I haven't seen the film yet, so... I'll just let someone who has speak...

Just got home from a screening of "Cold Mountain" for local press at the Landmark Theatre in town. Before I share my thoughts, I must say that I am writing this while listening to William Friedkin's "To Live and Die in L.A." commentary track. What a kick-ass movie. They don't make 'em with balls like that anymore.

Anyway, back to "Cold Mountain." First of all, I have not read the book, so I can make no comparisons. The movie runs almost exactly two-and-a-half hours. I'm not certain but I think initially it was closer to three. To summarize, it's a great film. Best Picture quality? In my opinion, no. But definitely high quality all-around.

The action kicks off on a battlefield in, I believe, 1864. The South is hiding out in trenches waiting for the North to attack. They know it's coming, they just don't know when. The North is planting explosives near the trenches and their army is lying flat on the ground nearby, ready to charge as soon as the explosives go off.

The explosion is an eye-opener. Soldiers have their clothes literally blown off, which is something I don't remember seeing before. Unfortunately for the North, it creates a huge mound which traps them in front of the South and makes them sitting ducks.

Before all this, we meet a Southern soldier named Inman (Jude Law), sitting in the trenches with the rest of the South. After the bombs go off, things flashback to three years prior.

In the small North Carolina town of Cold Mountain, a young woman named Ada (Nicole Kidman) arrives from Charleston to live with her preacher father (Donald Sutherland). He has a bad heart and his doctors tell him the air will help.

Inman is working on a house when he first meets Ada. They are attracted to each other instantly. They only get to spend a small amount of time together before Inman and the rest of the town's boys head off to war (which they are very eager to do).

The action shifts back and forth between Ada struggling to survive on her father's farm after he dies, and Inman on the battlefield and in a hospital, where he ends up after being shot in the neck during a nighttime attack.

After a nurse reads him a year-old letter from Ada, asking him to stop whatever he is doing and return home to her, he sneaks out of the hospital and begins the long journey home.

"Cold Mountain" is not really a love story. That is part of it, but mostly it?s about what happened to the people, mostly women, who were left behind when the men went off to war.

Though both Northern and Southern soldiers are portrayed in an unfavorable light, the real villains are a group of men that remain in Cold Mountain instead of fighting in the war. I can't remember any of their names, but they are led by an unrecognizable Ray Winstone and a very creepy, albino Charlie Hunman.

This group of about five or six men claim that they hunt down and kill deserters (traitors of "the cause"), but really they terrorize the town and kill anyone they don't like. Winstone's character has a chip on his shoulder because he planned on buying the farm that Ada lives on and feels it is rightfully his.

As an example of what these men do, there is a harrowing scene where they torture Kathy Baker's character because they believe she and her husband (whom they have already killed) are hiding their two sons, who have deserted. The young boys finally run out when they can't handle her screams any longer and are swiftly killed.

Meanwhile, Inman has a few adventures on his way home. He encounters Philip Seymour Hoffman, who plays a minister that enjoys breaking as many commandments as possible, believing that the lord offers leeway.

The two of them run into Giovanni Ribisi, who makes a living by luring deserters into his home with help from a group of loose women and then turning them over to the army. Inman also runs into Sarah, a young widow with a newborn played by Natalie Portman.

Ada's savior arrives in the form of Ruby, played by Renee Zellweger. Ada has no domestic skills, is falling into debt and the farm is in shambles. Ruby will help her work the farm (not be her servant) in exchange for food and shelter. Before long, Ruby's estranged father (Brendan Gleeson) shows up, along with Jack White (who isn't too bad despite being in the most overrated band in the world).

OK, I know this has gotten long-winded. But there's a lot going on and I haven't come close to mentioning all of it.

I didn't think the love story was entirely successful. As Ada and Inman note themselves, they hardly know each other. They are appealing characters and the performances are excellent, but emotional resonance is missing. You care more about what happens to them individually than whether or not they end up together and live happily ever after.

Things also drag a bit in the second half. Inman's journey contains too many stops along the way, and some scenes with Ruby, her father and his friends seem redundant.

But overall, "Cold Mountain" is entertaining and involving. Anthony Minghella's an outstanding director and stages superb action scenes. The acting by everyone is top-notch, with Hunman particularly impressive. He excels in creating a character that is easy to hate.

"Cold Mountain" didn't move me the way "Lost in Translation" and "Mystic River" did. I didn't feel for the characters in the same way. But it's a solid triple. There are interesting tidbits here and there concerning the Civil War, and you can't go wrong with this cast. I prefer it to "Master and Commander."

Vincent Hanna

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Cant wait
by Celtican
Dec 4th, 2003
05:02:58 PM
TOBY SKLUTE IS FIRST YOU GEEKS!!!!
by turbonerd
Dec 4th, 2003
05:04:26 PM
This movie was selected as the 7th best film of 2003 by the Nati
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
05:08:28 PM
Yawn. Is this a Gods and Generals sequel?
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 4th, 2003
05:12:31 PM
For more 2003 National Board of Review Awards, go see...
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
05:17:40 PM
spoiler-infected reviews piss me off!
by Call-me-Ismael
Dec 4th, 2003
05:18:57 PM
Best Picture
by wtce
Dec 4th, 2003
05:20:54 PM
I COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT THIS MOVIE
by lemmon1998
Dec 4th, 2003
05:22:57 PM
Mystic River is Best Picture, foo!
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
05:28:48 PM
Nobody is going to see this Kidman trash, Boris.
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 4th, 2003
05:39:02 PM
But do they say the name of the movie a whole bunch of times?
by Big Bad Clone
Dec 4th, 2003
05:41:18 PM
huh?
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
05:46:59 PM
national board of review..
by dengreg31
Dec 4th, 2003
05:49:25 PM
dengreg31... you are sadly mistaken
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
05:56:16 PM
LOTR
by Cartman86
Dec 4th, 2003
06:03:43 PM
Cartman... sorry...
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
06:13:35 PM
So where's Mori's review of RotK? He saw it days ago.
by minderbinder
Dec 4th, 2003
06:15:54 PM
trailer looked alright, but...
by Dug Wells
Dec 4th, 2003
06:27:44 PM
Minghella is one of the most under-rated directors we have.
by PumpyMcAss
Dec 4th, 2003
06:37:40 PM
boris..
by dengreg31
Dec 4th, 2003
06:39:36 PM
Mystic River or Kill Bill Vol 1
by PumpyMcAss
Dec 4th, 2003
06:39:42 PM
I am curuios Boris...
by mrbonefish
Dec 4th, 2003
06:44:05 PM
PumpyMcAss... I agree about Minghella... I wish he...
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
06:47:14 PM
Boris you unbelievable douchebag.
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 4th, 2003
06:47:58 PM
What hogwash! I can't wait for it...
by Smuffie
Dec 4th, 2003
06:49:00 PM
New York Newsday just gave Last Samurai 2 1/2 stars.
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 4th, 2003
06:50:31 PM
Mr. Bonefish... regarding LOTR...
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
06:51:56 PM
Fluffy: what "human endeavors" are those?
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
06:58:24 PM
Fluffy: Question for you:
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
07:10:48 PM
Racist casting?
by JimmyTheHand
Dec 4th, 2003
07:10:55 PM
Racist?
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
07:22:41 PM
this is just great
by UberSpectre
Dec 4th, 2003
07:36:27 PM
Racist? Oh boy...
by Smuffie
Dec 4th, 2003
07:58:03 PM
What if Renee Zellweger and Jack "White Stripes" White had a bab
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 4th, 2003
08:42:13 PM
Harry, I'd rather read more RotK reviews.
by Jean Racine
Dec 4th, 2003
09:11:26 PM
Mystic River was a cartoonish bore. Lost in Translation or Ameri
by Mr. Waturi
Dec 4th, 2003
09:33:38 PM
Man, Fluufy is getting bitchslapped left and right!
by Atticus Finch
Dec 4th, 2003
09:38:29 PM
LOL!
by tiff_t_t
Dec 4th, 2003
09:51:52 PM
Well Boris...
by Tar_Palantir
Dec 5th, 2003
12:49:07 AM
response
by the two
Dec 5th, 2003
02:21:06 AM
OrganicTitanic, you're full of it.
by Cash Bailey
Dec 5th, 2003
02:21:20 AM
Just a small point...
by phineas-g
Dec 5th, 2003
02:55:39 AM
Then how did FOTR garner 13 nominations?
by krylite
Dec 5th, 2003
02:57:29 AM
Bullshit
by raoulkduke
Dec 5th, 2003
03:38:07 AM
Fuck you guys, I like The White Stripes.
by Rain_Dog
Dec 5th, 2003
06:13:24 AM
Boris, I don't think Kidman is a Scientologist anymore.
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 5th, 2003
09:11:54 AM
I hope
by zer0cool2k2
Dec 5th, 2003
09:13:21 AM
White Stripes
by jimmychitwood
Dec 5th, 2003
09:27:55 AM
wasnt the white stripes the band that was playing during the hou
by Goon Bighead
Dec 5th, 2003
09:33:38 AM
white stripes... overrated?
by elviskilledjfk
Dec 5th, 2003
12:14:08 PM
white stripes... overrated?
by elviskilledjfk
Dec 5th, 2003
12:15:24 PM
Boris, Boris, Boris...
by Halloween68
Dec 5th, 2003
12:16:24 PM
the White Stripes - BLUES?!?
by Dug Wells
Dec 5th, 2003
12:59:25 PM
THE WHITE STRIPES
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
01:12:24 PM
wait i'm not out yet: goon bighead....
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
01:17:56 PM
yeah you're pretty good lookin, for a girl
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
01:20:09 PM
acquired taste?
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
01:54:01 PM
Halloween68 and Creepy Thin Man: Regarding LOTR:ROTK...
by Boris Grushenko
Dec 5th, 2003
02:11:29 PM
mancreepything & ayler
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
03:17:53 PM
White Stripes
by the Grobe
Dec 5th, 2003
03:32:32 PM
thegrob
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
03:46:36 PM
Yes, but does Natalie Portman show her hoots?
by myleftnut
Dec 5th, 2003
03:48:54 PM
perryfarrell
by the Grobe
Dec 5th, 2003
04:03:28 PM
With every sub-par review, other than Big Fish, of every OSCAR c
by Lost Skeleton
Dec 5th, 2003
04:29:08 PM
once again, the grobe
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
04:42:13 PM
Meg White comparable to John Bonham? You've just lost what litt
by Goon Bighead
Dec 5th, 2003
05:13:45 PM
goon
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
05:25:21 PM
Goon
by the Grobe
Dec 5th, 2003
05:27:18 PM
alright sorry about that, you're obviously not a drummer...
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
05:31:14 PM
talkback lingo
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
05:45:55 PM
perry, hehe
by the Grobe
Dec 5th, 2003
05:59:52 PM
yeah you're right, this is just mean
by perryfarrell
Dec 5th, 2003
06:20:41 PM
It isn't a love story....
by Alex Rogan
Dec 5th, 2003
06:23:18 PM
nope. sorry Stripe-ers
by Dug Wells
Dec 5th, 2003
07:20:28 PM
Cash Bailey you perv!!!
by Sheik Yerbouti
Dec 5th, 2003
07:32:53 PM
I still say this crap will bomb. And deservedly so.
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 5th, 2003
08:24:22 PM
Mandy Moore enema REAL
by AznRockMan
Dec 5th, 2003
08:35:40 PM
I probably speak for most when I say...
by Smuffie
Dec 5th, 2003
10:12:20 PM
EXCUSE ME...but if a band can make an album in two weeks and sp
by super Cucaracha
Dec 5th, 2003
10:34:38 PM
Dug Wells
by the Grobe
Dec 5th, 2003
11:28:41 PM
thread hijack
by Goon Bighead
Dec 5th, 2003
11:44:13 PM
Looks like it's Mystic River and ROTK...
by MattO
Dec 6th, 2003
12:03:53 AM
Fuck you Smuffie.
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 6th, 2003
10:58:20 AM
Extended vocabulary -- obviously
by Smuffie
Dec 6th, 2003
02:08:11 PM
Oh, and Boris
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 6th, 2003
03:16:07 PM
Return of the King
by Jim3D
Dec 6th, 2003
03:33:17 PM
BBC gives Cold Mountain 2 out of 5 stars
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 6th, 2003
10:31:46 PM
...their clothes literally blown off, which is something I don't
by JackLint
Dec 7th, 2003
02:02:24 AM
Clockwork Orange totally different than Fight Club or Seven or e
by SK909
Dec 7th, 2003
01:19:03 PM
back from the weekend /// dug:
by perryfarrell
Dec 8th, 2003
03:23:16 PM
btw dugwell
by perryfarrell
Dec 8th, 2003
03:41:35 PM

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