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Review from Director's Guild Screening of RETURN OF THE KING last night!

Harry here... need to see this movie now. Beware of spoilers, for you folks that don't know the novel! Here ya go...

Hey Harry --

Big fan of the site, never written before.  On this of all days, I am thankful for many things.  But what's really cause for thanksgiving is that I spent the afternoon watching The Return of the King at the DGA theater in Hollywood.  After the disappointments of of the 2nd and 3rd Matrix (not to mention SW) and given all the expectation built into the capper of this trilogy, I leaned to my wife as the lights came down in the theater and said, I'm so nervous I could throw up.  Thankfully, I kept the turkey, gravy and mashed taters down -- ROTK fulfills all expectations.  I'm not sure exactly of the spoiler ettiquette here, so I'll just give overall thoughts... 

The opening to the third movie is pretty different from that of the last two, but no less perfect for the story.  It involves the origin of Gollum/Smeagol and a live performance by the brilliant Andy Serkis.  Give that guy a special Oscar please.  Ian McKellen is great again, and even though he gives his best performance in FOTR, still think he should get a statue.  Merry and Pippen finally get to shine in this installment (even in the books I found the Treebeard story in Two Towers kind of yawn inducing) albeit in seperate ways.  The battle for Minas Tirith is the centerpiece of the film -- it literally takes up at least an hour of the films 3 hour running time -- the highlight for me was Legolas single-handedly taking down one of those huge Oliphants.  Seriously, this battle is so kick ass I wonder if Helm's Deep will now seem boring in comparison.  It's probably not necessary to tell fans to watch the extended DVD of The Two Towers before seeing ROTK but the deleted Boromir-Faramir-Denethor sequence from that film really serves to enlighten one of ROTK's main plotlines.   Shelob is great, wonderfully rendered, absolutely terrifying for those of us with arachnophobia.  Loved the Eowyn story (how great are the females in these movies -- Arwen and Galadriel too).  I guess my favorite part of the whole movie was finally getting to see Frodo and Sam make it to Mount Doom (I guess we did see a flashback in FOTR with Isildur and Elrond, but...) and the ensuing struggle to fulfil the quest. 

Most importantly, this is the end of a nine hour cinematic journey, and that ending is completely satisfying, and also heartbreaking.  It's silly, but I feel exactly how I felt when I finished the books -- I actually miss Frodo and Sam and the rest of the characters that are now so close to my heart.     

My only real complaint about the film -- the lack of closure to the Saruman story.  After all, he's the main bad guy for the first two films, and he only shows for a few short seconds.  It's a hole that I hope will be filled by the extended cut, but I can't help but think that the deletion was a mistake.  I guess we'll see next November.  Also, as I was leaving the theater I heard some folks complain that it was one of those films that had six endings.  My feeling is, at least all six were good.  I've been through nine hours with these characters -- I want to see it wrapped up well.  In fact if Jackson wanted to take an extra ten minutes to scoure The Shire, that'd've been alright with me. 

But I can't complain, from Tolkien's incredibly detailed, laborious novels, Jackson's created faithful and fascinating cinema, and in my mind, the first truly seamless film trilogy in terms of quality.  I'm gonna spend the rest of my life visiting Middle-Earth again and again.  This was a great Thanksgiving. 

If you use this, call me Jerry Aldini

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Wow... cant wait
by VanthDreadstar
Nov 28th, 2003
08:22:50 AM
Wibble
by fred12345
Nov 28th, 2003
08:23:06 AM
show her your giant weiner Frodo!
by numberface
Nov 28th, 2003
08:23:08 AM
First btw :)
by VanthDreadstar
Nov 28th, 2003
08:23:31 AM
So, it was good, then?
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
08:26:01 AM
Nope
by JAGUART
Nov 28th, 2003
08:30:45 AM
Closure for Saruman
by HootDad
Nov 28th, 2003
08:44:39 AM
The Shelob's Lair track on the ROTK Sountrack..
by JAGUART
Nov 28th, 2003
08:45:06 AM
So no Saruman resolution but a healthy portion devoted to Gollum
by son of stik
Nov 28th, 2003
08:45:20 AM
hmm...plant maybe?
by Darth Sticky
Nov 28th, 2003
08:45:29 AM
Wait wait wait
by Moviegeek78
Nov 28th, 2003
08:59:49 AM
Beware the spoilers?
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 28th, 2003
08:59:50 AM
The Scouring Of The Shire
by SoulOnIce
Nov 28th, 2003
09:18:31 AM
Crazy spoilers up at TolkienOnline.
by RawShark
Nov 28th, 2003
09:25:56 AM
The Scouring
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
09:26:16 AM

by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
09:38:17 AM
Must find something to hate...
by Trinity's Gusset
Nov 28th, 2003
09:40:39 AM
Pretty much as expected
by Oberon
Nov 28th, 2003
09:44:15 AM
SPOILERS!!!
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
09:44:25 AM
Scouring was cut at the very beginning of the process
by Oberon
Nov 28th, 2003
09:49:33 AM
Oh yes!
by Trinity's Gusset
Nov 28th, 2003
09:50:31 AM
Heh, I've always felt that raining heads would have a much bette
by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
10:24:22 AM
Lawks! That should read "...not bashing PJ..." not "OJ."
by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
10:28:34 AM
Saruman and Gollum
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
10:31:34 AM
Don't criticize the poor guy's review
by ManosTHOF
Nov 28th, 2003
10:33:29 AM
...And another thing!
by Trinity's Gusset
Nov 28th, 2003
10:44:33 AM
I'm sad that Saruman is missing, but given the choice, I'd much
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
10:56:28 AM
Son of Stick - you have no idea
by Jonas Wolfe
Nov 28th, 2003
11:12:01 AM
By the way, Jerry...
by Jonas Wolfe
Nov 28th, 2003
11:14:57 AM
Well said, Alice
by Oberon
Nov 28th, 2003
11:22:37 AM
O yes, I completely agree
by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
11:29:12 AM
Gaffer smacks forehead near Sharkey
by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
11:35:05 AM
Gnngh....
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
11:48:51 AM
I don't care how much you love these movies, you HAVE to admit J
by IndustryKiller
Nov 28th, 2003
11:48:54 AM
The longer ending of TTT:EE is much better
by JAGUART
Nov 28th, 2003
11:58:10 AM

by Crackshot
Nov 28th, 2003
12:06:13 PM
Hurry up Moriarty, damn it.
by FluffyUnbound
Nov 28th, 2003
12:09:25 PM
Erm, Industrykiller...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 28th, 2003
12:11:29 PM
The world premiere is Wellington, on Sunday, I think...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
12:13:27 PM
I can see ROTK on Dec 12th, 12h MEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bilbo Skywalker
Nov 28th, 2003
12:13:27 PM
I think "The Voice of Saruman" should have been put at the end o
by Oberon
Nov 28th, 2003
12:15:41 PM
Saruman flees on his speederbike after he fights that little gre
by JAGUART
Nov 28th, 2003
12:15:55 PM
The eventual Extreme Extended Editions . . .
by jocutus
Nov 28th, 2003
12:35:51 PM
"What we really wants to do is direct, doesn't we, my preciousss
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 28th, 2003
12:41:10 PM
Good news about Saruman...
by getsomebs
Nov 28th, 2003
12:42:28 PM
O Alice My Sweet...
by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
12:50:08 PM
I'm antsy for Moriarty's review!
by JacksonsBane
Nov 28th, 2003
12:51:28 PM
show her your giant weiner Saruman
by numberface
Nov 28th, 2003
01:06:30 PM
I'm not suggesting New Line force another product buy, Dick
by Oberon
Nov 28th, 2003
01:17:15 PM
Hooray for severed heads! And a message for Elaine
by elanor
Nov 28th, 2003
01:28:07 PM
And MOATERS! so sorry
by elanor
Nov 28th, 2003
01:48:44 PM
Saruman cut? Big deal.
by Mordeloth
Nov 28th, 2003
02:00:00 PM
It's freakin new line's fault
by Evenstar33
Nov 28th, 2003
02:07:04 PM
Thanks, Elanor
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
02:11:05 PM
The real reason why there won't the Scouring of the Shire:
by Robofag
Nov 28th, 2003
02:15:39 PM
Nae, dinna worry your curly haired little head ...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 28th, 2003
02:28:19 PM
"What I don't understand is why we aren't angrier about this."
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
02:31:15 PM
Hello Elanor, oh and hello cutestofborg
by Trinity's Gusset
Nov 28th, 2003
02:34:49 PM
oh, and Robofag, you're a paranoid fuck
by Trinity's Gusset
Nov 28th, 2003
02:39:32 PM
Re: Morgoth
by williammunny
Nov 28th, 2003
03:02:15 PM
A tip of the hat to Andy Serkis
by Fitzcarraldo
Nov 28th, 2003
03:34:26 PM
RE: williamunny
by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
03:52:23 PM
Leaving out saruman was a HUGE MISTAKE!!!!!!
by jeffallee
Nov 28th, 2003
04:09:35 PM
re:re: Morgoth
by williammunny
Nov 28th, 2003
04:10:53 PM
Robofag...you are COMPLETELY confused
by 900LBGorilla
Nov 28th, 2003
04:36:33 PM
jeffallee...time to take the medication
by hildebrand
Nov 28th, 2003
05:28:55 PM
severed heads
by kafka07
Nov 28th, 2003
05:50:09 PM
OrionsAngel...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
06:18:33 PM
Peter Jackson dosent care about the fans
by Effigy2002
Nov 28th, 2003
06:35:53 PM
I love how people are talking about the movie as if they've alre
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
06:37:45 PM
"Boyens and Walsh, who claim to be fans of the book but quite ob
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
06:42:52 PM
Would someone please burn that effigy?
by FluffyUnbound
Nov 28th, 2003
06:44:00 PM
Oh, I see....
by Effigy2002
Nov 28th, 2003
06:47:02 PM
You were close. It's actually a "Nobody Cares What Effigy 2002
by FluffyUnbound
Nov 28th, 2003
06:50:20 PM
Effigy, remember when everyone bitched that the HP movies were "
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
06:53:22 PM
The minority?
by Effigy2002
Nov 28th, 2003
06:57:22 PM
Effigy speaks (and wrong conclusions come out)
by hildebrand
Nov 28th, 2003
07:05:09 PM
They didn't just "get away with it". Jackson walked away with $
by FluffyUnbound
Nov 28th, 2003
07:07:19 PM
Burning the Effigy...
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
07:09:04 PM
Can't have things like facts get in the way of your rants...
by hildebrand
Nov 28th, 2003
07:11:56 PM
"The first truly seamless trilogy..."
by Roger Thornhill
Nov 28th, 2003
07:18:20 PM
OK, hows this moron...
by Effigy2002
Nov 28th, 2003
07:21:23 PM
That would make more sense if...
by FluffyUnbound
Nov 28th, 2003
07:30:40 PM
gee, your argument becomes so much more compelling when you thro
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
07:31:06 PM
Nice review. Shame about the Saruman cut. I think it sounds li
by Avon
Nov 28th, 2003
07:43:49 PM
"hate which even the writers acknowledge in the commentary"
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
07:56:30 PM
PJ is my hero!
by g-fish
Nov 28th, 2003
08:47:30 PM
EAGLES....DO THE EAGLES COME???
by Darth Saruman
Nov 28th, 2003
08:54:05 PM
I've heard there are eagles in the movie...
by minderbinder
Nov 28th, 2003
09:10:39 PM
Foul Mouth of Sauron
by Mr. Wind-up Bird
Nov 28th, 2003
09:14:30 PM
For Robofag and 900lbgorrilla
by Westoun
Nov 28th, 2003
09:21:18 PM
Let's not be hasty....
by BDT
Nov 28th, 2003
10:07:17 PM

by Shunkeat
Nov 28th, 2003
10:10:33 PM
if lotr
by Shunkeat
Nov 28th, 2003
10:32:08 PM
lotr
by Shunkeat
Nov 28th, 2003
10:45:23 PM
yes,
by Shunkeat
Nov 28th, 2003
10:57:33 PM
lotr
by Shunkeat
Nov 28th, 2003
11:13:41 PM
What?
by devanjedi
Nov 29th, 2003
12:56:40 AM
LOTR is boring crap
by fevriul
Nov 29th, 2003
12:57:16 AM
Westoun-ANOTHER Dip...
by 900LBGorilla
Nov 29th, 2003
01:04:55 AM
2nd Most Read Book?
by Ktak
Nov 29th, 2003
01:26:36 AM
Why should Ian get a statue? he s an actor, he gets paid you kno
by Windowlicker74
Nov 29th, 2003
04:47:27 AM
honestly
by TS Thomas
Nov 29th, 2003
09:27:41 AM
Mornin', all.
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 29th, 2003
10:25:10 AM
EVEN *MORE* OF LOTR...
by seashellz
Nov 29th, 2003
02:02:40 PM
PJ has said the excision of Saruman in ROTK was deliberate, not
by truthseekr1488
Nov 30th, 2003
11:37:39 PM
Never read the book but...
by Zero Alias
Dec 1st, 2003
02:22:06 AM
If a best picture nom is "no big deal" how come SW, Raiders, ET
by minderbinder
Dec 1st, 2003
08:34:03 AM
Even *MORE* of LOTR, v.2
by seashellz
Dec 2nd, 2003
02:55:31 PM
Breaking of the Staff
by Redagast
Dec 18th, 2003
09:44:37 PM
Tell full the story, not what's warm and fuzzy
by Redagast
Dec 19th, 2003
12:17:51 AM

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