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SPIDER-MAN 2 teaser description!

Published at: Nov. 25, 2003, 4:41 a.m. CST by staff

Hey folks, Harry here... In all likelihood, SPIDER-MAN 2 will have its teaser ready for RETURN OF THE KING, that's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing the same thing for WORLD OF TOMORROW, which... btw is going to be called SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW I here, due to the pre-approved 2nd and 3rd films which Paramount has given the thumbs up to. Looks like they want to brand the films with the name SKY CAPTAIN, much like Indiana Jones was later used in that series. As for SPIDER-MAN 2... well... this trailer will cause wet spots around the country...

I don't know if you are interested but I saw a rough teaser of Spider Man 2.

I don't know when it's coming out because some FX shots were incomplete.  

The teaser begins with a dialogue between Toby Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. They are in a coffee shop and she asks him if he loves her. He says "no", trembling. "Okay, if you don't love me, give me a kiss", she says and leans forward. "I would like to see something". You can notice he's very nervous. Just when they're about to kiss he ducks in slow motion and pushes her to the floor. We see a full size car smashing through the coffee shop window and nearly hitting them. In slow motion one of the car wheels almost peels Toby's face off.

Then, right through the broken entrance comes Doc Ock, walking with his tentacles, never touching the ground, like a metal spider. We cut to a series of rapid shots of Alfred Molina, showing off his tentacles (they're attached to his back like a metal backpack) before an audience. Then shots of Spidey swinging in the city. Then James Franco with his eyes open in astonishment.

Then some shots of Spidey and Ock fighting. Actually Doc Ock grabbing Spidey with one of his tentacles and shaking him and tossing him around. Finally, Doc climbing like Spidey a building but with his tentacles until he reaches the top and stand there in full supervillain pose. We pull back and the Doc Ock image fills the eye of Spidey and the letters appear: 2 - July 2004. Notice that, like the poster, they never say it's Spider-Man 2, just "2".  

Well that's it!!! I hope you'll use this!!!  

Johann Hofzinser

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  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:45 a.m. CST

    cool

    by luckylindy

    can't wait to see this!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:47 a.m. CST

    holy crap im first, and second

    by luckylindy

    yeeha

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:49 a.m. CST

    Sound fair enough

    by Mr Chuff

    Just hope the film isnt in as much glaring sunlight as the first. While I liked the first flick it made the effects look a bit too much like Toy Story!!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:51 a.m. CST

    sounded great a few months back...

    by donner

    when other websites said the same thing word for word :(

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:57 a.m. CST

    sounds too cool

    by mmm_free_wig

    I can't wait to see Doc Oc in all his full glorious tenticle action. I may just go and put on some freaky Japanese animated tenticle thrusting action to tide me over for now.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:03 a.m. CST

    You Fools!

    by Beatrice_Kidd

    Why doesn't anyone else realize that Spiderman SUCKED ASS?!!! I can't wait to see Ock walk in on his testicles, though. That's worth my 8 bucks.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:06 a.m. CST

    Alfred Molina can kiss my ass...........

    by PlainStupid

    Stellan Skarsg

  • Stellan Skarsg

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:57 a.m. CST

    whatever. alfred molina is some truly inspired casting for doc o

    by BEARison Ford

    stellan skarsgard is a great actor but he already kind of did the mad scientist thing in deep blue sea

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:07 a.m. CST

    I hope the movie's final title will be "Spider-Man 2"

    by mbaker

    Just calling it "2" would be kinda stupid, and should only be limited to the teaser.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:11 a.m. CST

    I hope the final title will be "Brother Voodoo," that way it'll

    by Cletus Van Damme

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Adios, Satipo

    by Atticus Finch

    This teaser could be before ROTK? Now that would be a night of sensory overload!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Yup...

    by Gilkuliehe

    Beatrice Kidd was right. The first one sucked some serious ass... But of course I'll be paying good money to see the sequel... Man, I'm weak.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:49 a.m. CST

    I cant think of anything cooler than S2 at the moment.... nope..

    by TheAquabatman

    still nothing...................................... i did read this teaser description some weeks ago... still cool though.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Spider-Man 2: Electric Boogaloo...

    by gopher

    Had to be said. Coolest sequel name ever.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:55 a.m. CST

    I heard the title will be "2: X.05:T4:ID4:SG-1:Spider-Man United

    by Big Bad Clone

    It'd be so much cooler as the "Amazing Spider-Man" or "Spectacular...", "Web of..." , "Tangled Web of...", or anything more inspired than Spider-Man 2. BTW my kids call the Hulk movie the Incredilbe Hulk and they are toddlers. If toddlers can remember that why not give the rest of the population some credit and give us more than a few letters for a title?

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Anyone seen the 2-disc X2 set? *****SPOILER********

    by Otto Parts

    They reveal that Nightcrawler has......... *****SPOILER****** two cocks ******END SPOILER********* Just letting you guys know.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Oh, and didn't Harry say The Punisher teaser would be before Rev

    by Otto Parts

    I think tubby's losing it....

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Sounds like a nice little teaser

    by Terry_1978

    Just make sure when the actual trailer comes out to provide us with that newly promised personality-driven Spidey...you know, the one that likes to wisecrack and comment on the action he's involved in.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:11 a.m. CST

    MY TENTACLE IS TREMBLING.....

    by SYCOone4

    WITH ANTICIPATION

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:42 a.m. CST

    well...

    by blckmgk13

    I am in the group that think that Spiderman 1 was an okay movie but overall hokey. Still I will check the next one out. But another thing, Harry you suck as an editor, or rather that is what I HEAR!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Holy Shit! There's a glich in the Matrix!!

    by Lost Skeleton

    ...or is it really Deja Vu? Am I really in the Matrix. Oh, I get it....I read about this two months ago on Comingsoon.net! Don't worry Harry...you can't be first all the time!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 10:23 a.m. CST

    ummm, it's "I hear, due..."

    by Russman

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 11:28 a.m. CST

    I'm glad they cast Molina because....

    by Blok Narpin

    ...it says to me that they weren't casting with a big name star just for the sake of it like the Batman films did. Alfred Molina is far from being a star. Despite years in the business he is NOT a well known name. This says to me that he was cast for his suitability in the role, and his acting. This isn't Arnold Schwarzeneger as Mr Freeze again. That was terrible casting only done to bring a big name star to the role, and not because he was the right actor. Hopefully the Batman films will take a look at this and learn thier lesson. After seeing "Batman: Dead End" I'm kind of hoping that Andrew "Boner" Koenig gets cast as the Joker in the sequel to "Batman Intimidation Game". Come to think of it, I wonder how Mark Hamill would look in Joker Make-up. We've all come to identify his voice with the Joker so much over the years that in the first episode of "Birds of Prey" they dubbed his voice over the actor playing the role. Why not just have him play the role???

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 11:45 a.m. CST

    re-run

    by MasterWerk

    wasn't this reported about a month and a half ago? i think it was a guy who saw the rough cut (w/o cgi) at a Japanese conference or something. oh, well...

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 11:54 a.m. CST

    "No time to argue, you throw me the webbing I throw you the tent

    by Tall_Boy

    c'mon you KNOW you want him to say that!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 11:56 a.m. CST

    I wish they would just call the movie "TWO!"

    by Tall_Boy

    certainly fuck with preconceptions. Dammit they should have called it ASM.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 12:09 p.m. CST

    how 'bout callin' it

    by Hud

    Spider-Man: Hyphenated, Motherfuckers!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 12:47 p.m. CST

    SPIDERMAN IS THE WEAKEST OF ALL THE COMIC BOK MOVIES, COME ON, T

    by harrysoldout

    THE PUNISHER IN FLORIDA ON VACATION? WHAT, THOMAS JANE, HE LOOKS LIKE THE PUNISHER WITH AIDS, SUPERHEROS ARE SUPPOSED TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE. WHAT'S NEXT BRENDAN FRAISER AS SUPERMAN, ENCINO MAN

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 1:21 p.m. CST

    "I don't know if you are interested but I saw a rough teaser of

    by Archduke_Chocula

    Fuck you.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Time for the leather coat arguments to recommence.

    by GypsyTRobot

    Now. Now. And, now.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 1:40 p.m. CST

    sounds good...

    by jvrsn2

    or at least lightyears better than the DC movies that are on tap, what a dung-heap that's turned out to be. And to think I've always been a DC fan, but I would rather give my money to see characters I know less about then to see the bastardization of characters I grew up with. And yeah I read about the rough-cut from that guy in Japan about two months ago.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 1:53 p.m. CST

    S2 - SPIDER-MEN UNITED?

    by Brody Armstrong

    This fucking teaser better play in front of RotK or ill go murder someone.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Spiderman 2 will kick as much, if not more, ASS than the origina

    by ComicBookGeek77

    As I read this talkback I see a lot of dumbasses saying Spiderman 1 sucked. WTF? That was probably THE best comic book adaption, EVER. It was hokey? Well, it's a movie about a guy who can climb on walls and fights super-villains, we're not talking about an art-house, lovey-dovey, puppy dogs and ice cream, "serious" movie here. Spiderman was WAY better than Batman, I know a lot of retards who swear by this one, well that movie sucked. Yes, I will shell out the 8 dollars to go see this movie and from the sounds of it, this trailer is going to kick some major ass. I ALSO know all you fags who are claiming Spiderman 1 sucked, WILL be right there in line with me, you fucking hypocrites.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 3:12 p.m. CST

    To harrysoldout, with love...

    by Spatially Toned

    Jon Peters, is that you? It's a dead giveaway, what with the broken CAPS LOCK key and your atrocious spelling ability.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Harrysoldout, it's "scene" not "seen"

    by ScienceMan

    You ignorant slut.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:47 p.m. CST

    WHAT?

    by IamGreedo'sGhost

    The mere implication that Spider Man is worse than the so called DareDevil "movie" is just plain idiotic! Did you SEE that bullseye crap? What a waste of 2hours of my life. If you mute it and just watch scenes with the Alias chick, it's almost passable as entertainment. And don't get me started on the Hulk, which should be renamed "Shrek 1.5" or just "The Crap". Bottom Line Spider Man GOOD, X-mes 1&2 pretty Good, Hulk and Daredevil equal Crap + Crap or Crapx2, whichever you all prefer!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:49 p.m. CST

    blah blah blah, bring up a good point not my spelling, is that a

    by harrysoldout

    there is nothing, not one scene, not one piece of dialogue, all so bad, o.k. him swinging through the streets, that's it, hey I want to like it, I want to love it, but I'm not going to like a two hour Dr.Pepper commercial with unfinished FX. Yeah for comic books, yeah for making them into movies, but does that mean we all must bow down to them for trying, Spiderman did nothing, broke NO new ground, it looks like it was made 10 years ago. Its not bad, but Doctopuss will be horrible, come on, your the kind of people that clapped and yelled when Yoda pulled out his butterfinger lightsaber and ricocheted like a pinball off the walls.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Harrysoldout, you are going on my list of shitheads

    by Lost Skeleton

    along with Atticus Finch, Nintendo and Obscure Reference. Spider-Man was one of best comic book movies ever (third on my list after Superman and Superman II) I mean that flick had something for everyone. Kids loved it; romance for the ladies, action for the fellas; good acting. Whomever hated Spidey just hates anything good!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Okay, what's with this HarrySoldOut guy?

    by gil-galad12

    First of all, look at his stupid name. The fact that you went and created a User ID like that means that you care WAY too much about Internet jabbering. Second, I could barely understand that quasi-coherent babble you call "speech". I'm guessing youre....13? Sounds about right. Third, Spiderman is THE greatest comic book adapation EVER. It made oodles of money, and was recieved positively by critics and audiences alike (the true test of an awesome movie). Think about all those horrible adaptions they'll be throwing at us soon--we're bound to tire pretty fast (Cmon, Daredevil, Catwoman, IronMan, The Punisher, Hellboy?? horrible) of this comic book craze. So appreciate the fact that all the best superheroes have already been made--Spidey, Superman, Batman, and X-Men. People like Spiderman because they can relate to him. He carries on a normal life and has the same problems we do. Tell me, what superhero do YOU like?

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Braddock: Spider-Man 3

    by CloneSaga4Life

    The next best title to Spider-Man 3-D

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Re:gil-galad12

    by harrysoldout

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Re:gil-galad12

    by harrysoldout

    Even if Spiderman is the third greatest comic book movie ever, so what, that makes it good, Resident Evil best video game movie, nuff said. It made money that makes it good? Titanic. Spiderman is my favorite but I also love movies and when you get somethinglike Spiderman handed to you to direct and a huge budget you BREAK NEW GROUND, come on man? You say, it had action, what action, I saw the asme action in Batman with the Macy's Day bullshit. I think these movies owe us more then a suit that looks like the comic. Your telling me thisis Raimi's best work, Please, A Simple Plan Better, Evil Dead, he made Spiderman look like a Lunchbox for sale at K-Mart. I AM NOT SAYING IT WAS ALL BAD, BUT I EXPECT MORE from Stan Leee material, 100 Million budget and Sam Raimi, and more so the fans. Action , where, the movie is unwatchable, name one memeorable scene. One???

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:46 p.m. CST

    "Resident Evil best video game movie"

    by vesp_e_rillian

    Rofl You made me laugh, like, actually laugh. That rarely happens. That movie sucked ass. Spidey is not the best comic movie ever, nor is it the worst. Not by far is it the worst. I think that can go to the old Captian America or The Fantastic Four. Resident Evil? HA!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Spiderman

    by jjmnolte

    I have to agree with Harry. I wanted to LOVE Spiderman. Desired to LOVE Spiderman. Didn't. Didn't even like it. It never took off. Never had that moment that sucked you in like Superman saving Lois and catching the helicopter. Superman II "General, would you care to step outside." Or Batman when Nicholson becomes The Joker.The SPFX looked fake. The villian was okayyyy. The balloons were a direct swipe of Batman. There was never any real sense of peril. Boring characters. I want to LOVE 2. Desire to LOVE 2. That being said... Spiderman made Daredevil look like Casablanca. Daredevil su-u-u-ucked. Spiderman was just dry.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:51 p.m. CST

    *CORR*

    by jjmnolte

    Meant to say that Daredevil makes Spiderman look like Casablanca. Daredevil was the worst.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 5:57 p.m. CST

    HarrySoldOut says Resident Evil was a great film....

    by ComicBookGeek77

    First off, HarrySoldOut is the lord of dumbshits. His fucking ranting, Dennis Leary. Makes me think he doesn't even/ have a fucking education. Degrassi Jr High. Resident Evil, Paul Anderson, sucked hardcore. Jenna Jameson. Do You SPEAK ENGLISH HarrySoldOUt, Jules Winnfield, or what?!? Do they speak ENGLISH in what?

  • You know this to be true. And you will be there, regardless.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Harry is losing his mind!

    by super Cucaracha

    C'mon big man, you posted the same thing months ago with some dude from Japan saying the same shit. You must be concentrating on Ghost Town more than your site. I'm not mad at you though...I don't blame you.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:29 p.m. CST

    re:ComicBookGeek77

    by harrysoldout

    Hey dummy,

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:29 p.m. CST

    This is NOT THE TRAILER... True Trailer Within

    by JustinSane

    As it begins, the beginning piano notes of "Old Time Rock and Roll" strike up. The camera looks through the entrance to

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:30 p.m. CST

    re:ComicBookGeek77

    by harrysoldout

    Hey dummy, I was being sarcastic saying it was the best video game movie ever, read everything not just what you feel like. Besides it was menat for someone specifically not you. Dumb ass

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Oh, HarrySoldOut was being sarcastic?

    by ComicBookGeek77

    You could have fooled me dumbshit. I needed waders and a god-damm machete to get through your bullshit rant. I'm no Billy Shakespeare, but from what I can tell, you totally MANGLED the English language. Plus, what's up with the little interjections you so strategically peppered throughout your rant? Terrets Syndrome. Loser.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Comic Idiot

    by harrysoldout

    My post had nothing to do with you, I was talking to a specific person you idiot. Your so stupid, I was the very least engaged in an argument with someone and not you. You have nothinng better to do then play with yourself and look for people to harass and that is the onlyt hing I actually like about you. Kill yourself

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:49 p.m. CST

    HarrySoldOut....

    by ComicBookGeek77

    Okay....You are either A) A REALLY dumb kid, fucking around with your Dad's computer or B) some sort of a demented "plant." If in fact you are choice B, very funny stuff. LMAO.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Comic Idiot 2 HARRY'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SOLD OUT

    by harrysoldout

    Your mon sold out when she had you! (come on that was funny) and to answer your question , neither, choice C. I am a fan of Spiderman who thought the movie sucked, that's all, glad you liked it, glad you'll be in line for 2, I'll be home renting something good, like your MOM. You always wanted a brother to beat up!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 6:59 p.m. CST

    IF THEY ARE SMART AND THEY WANT TO MAKE SPIDERMAN 3 GREAT THEY S

    by harrysoldout

    bring in Christopher Reeves as the baddie, call him Horseshit, take his aerator off him, put him in a straight jacket and diaper and let him try and drool the world!!!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 7 p.m. CST

    Spider-Man fan eh?

    by De Selby

    And you didn't spuzz your pants when the Goblin got impaled on his own glider, just like in the comics, or when the big hostage scene happened on the bridge? Come on, lighten up. Spider-Man ruled.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 7:02 p.m. CST

    Question for discussion

    by De Selby

    How do you bring in Venom to a Spider-Man sequel without making the origin seem like utter bollocks to any non-comic fan?

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Re:De Selby ...or when

    by harrysoldout

    the effects weren't finished, and the costume on the Goblin looked horribly horribly silly, or when Peter Parker was leaping over the roof tops and looked like he was jumping in front of a movie screen. Hey the base material/stoiryline was there but the rest was just plain not good. Come on dude, Raimi+Spiderman+100 million dollar budget= it should have been better then that.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 7:55 p.m. CST

    How about redo the original spider man with Hulk Hogan as BoneSa

    by AshesOfDonnie

    I got you in there for 3 minutes, brother.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Forget Skarsg

    by slwalsh

    ...the only true Doc Ock was ROY ORBISON!!! :p

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:16 p.m. CST

    What this movie needs is MORE MACY GRAY

    by Son Of Batboy

    and more sleepwalking by Maguire and Franco... and more singular wireless commercials... and more montages of MJ as Peter does arts and crafts... and more kids standing in the way of giant falling balloons...and more crap songs to play on MTV...

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:23 p.m. CST

    "Spider-Man: Hyphenated, Motherfuckers!"

    by Tall_Boy

    That shit is gold. *punches speakerphone* Johnson, give this man a tan sack with a green dollar sign on it!

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 8:49 p.m. CST

    What this movie will need is more shots of Kirsten Dunst in wet

    by AshesOfDonnie

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:01 p.m. CST

    to gopher

    by tbrogan

    Finally! someone who appreciates the "electric bugaloo" phenomenon! a couple of days ago i posted hulk 2:electric bugaloo when all the dudes were braying on about marvel movies and no one paid me no mind. well buddy, i'm here to say that i agree with you wholeheartedly. Coolest title ever. Also, the first spiderman did not suck, it was just very overrated. but it was every bit as good as any other comic book flick. The first half of the movie was very good. the Green Goblin could have had a cooler suit,though, but w.Dafoe was good...and Molina will be a fine otto octavius, don't worry your heads little ones.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:08 p.m. CST

    uh...

    by tango fett

    Can't wait for this teaser to come out. In the words of Homer Simpson, "Groin-grabbingly" awesome. Spidey 1 was cool. It kinda went down hill after the Time Square fight, but I still liked it. The origins were PERFECT. Green Goblin stuff was okay. And to those people who don't like Doc Ock's coat? I think it looks cool. Sometimes I like seeing new costume designs. Who wants a really husky guy in tight green and orange spandex, like in the comics? Also, Alfred Molina rocks. Any of you guys seen the movie Luther? It's a good movie, and Alfred, though his role is kinda small, is well done, and I could imagine him as Doc Ock. Oh yeah, and that guy earlier who said Hulk should be titled, "The Crap," thank you. For some unknown reason, that caused me to laugh insanely (Crap is a funny word sometimes when you are 13. I don't know why.)

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Thats not going to be the trailer

    by Komixfrk75

    That shit was taking word for word from damn Wizard magazine.That is total bullshit

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 10:41 p.m. CST

    The Spectacular Spider-Sham

    by Serious Black

    Spider-Man 2 will probably be just like the first: just good enough to make a pile of money, but not really great. Why do we, the fans, continue to support this crap? Because we want it to be great. We want the rest of the world to know how cool our childhood heros really were and still are. Spider-Man 1 looked so good right up until it started cutting to the CG cartoon Spider-Man bouncing all over the place. I mean, they got the essence of the movements right, but it looked SO badly done. There were many other flaws in the film, but the poor CG was unforgivable. Needless to say, I'm still pissed. It was a simple case of the studio not having the balls to shell out the cash to do it right. And it worked out so well for them the first time, I don't predict any improvements this time around. I so want this to be great, but after that first Spider-Man movie I'm not expecting much.

  • Nov. 25, 2003, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Sorry to tell you boys this, but the "Electric Boogaloo" joke ce

    by JustinSane

    ...I was surprised when I heard it resurface for a short while in the mid-90s, and I've even more shocked that people STILL USE THE GODDAMN THING. Er, anyway, back to Spidey...

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 12:15 a.m. CST

    Can't wait for this movie and new Batman

    by UberSpectre

    This movie will kick ass just from what I've heard. Now lets get something straight. If your not going to see Spidey 2 and your going to go see the sell out picture of the year Shrek 2, your a bitch and you shouldn't talk. Now the best comic book movie is coming. The new Batman movie is going to seriously kick a lot of ass. Why? Perfect casting and one hell of a brilliant director. Until then I have Last Samurai and ROTK and Hellboy to look forward to

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 12:56 a.m. CST

    Raping the much-needed boundaries of fanboyism...

    by THEWANKER

    Come on guys, I'm getting sick of actual discussions over teaser/trailer DESCRIPTIONS. This is too geeky, even for the Talkback-spamming fuck-ups.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 1:11 a.m. CST

    Just watched X2 again

    by AlwaysThere

    My God, the Widescreen transfer and DTS sound kicked my ass over and over again. Spiderman 2, err Spider-Man 2 will have to be better than sliced bread if it wants to claim the throne of best comic book movie.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 2:18 a.m. CST

    I just hope they don't ruin it

    by MaulRat

    X2 rocked your wet little boxes.. admit it.. Oh yeah and looking forward to Spiderguy 1.6.. I hope they dont have Alfred say something campy like "Hmm.. my name is Otto Octavious... I have tenticles fused to my spine.. I shall call myself ... the amazing squidguy..." reminds me of a bloke I went to school with called Michael Hunt..... we nicknamed him FUCKHEAD... *BAMF*

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 2:43 a.m. CST

    I liked Daredevil better than Spider-man

    by Billy Bob 2

    I'm not kidding. DD is a seriously underrated comic flick that gets better upon repeated viewings (I bought the DVD - sue me) I still can't get through the last 30 minutes of Spider-man.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 3:26 a.m. CST

    Hear, hear, Billy Bob!

    by Gere's AssGerbil

    The end of Spider-Man was really bad. And the worst part was when the Green Goblin gets wacked by his own glider. Not only was it a stupid, anti-climactic way to kill the bad guy, but it nails him RIGHT IN THE CROTCH! Seriously, that first scene of him pinned to wall, it looks like it might have missed his nuts by an inch, two inches at most. Later, they show that the glider has conveniently moved up by about a foot so that it stabbed him just below the ribs. WTF! You all know exactly what I'm talking about. Every guy watching that scene was thinking "Ooo! The Goblin just got gelded by his own glider!" Then you saw the wound miraculously change to his abdomen and you were thinking, "Whew, that was a close one!" But wait-a-minute! You just saw a guy get groin chopped. That's not something you're gonna just forget, so it's so totally obvious when the location of the wound changes. It just further helps to pull the audience out of the movie at what is supposed to be the most intense moment. It's sloppy filmmaking, which would be forgivable, even expected, in a low budget film such as, hmm, let's say EVIL DEAD! But not in a huge, supposedly $100M summer blockbuster. All you dudes can get excited over this new movie if you want, but don't come crying to the AssGerbil when it doesn't meet your high expectations.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 3:42 a.m. CST

    More ranting at the evil of Spider-Man

    by Gere's AssGerbil

    And that whole scene at the bridge when everybody starts throwing crap at the Goblin...it's eye-rollingly awful. It's apparently a ploy to play into the mood of the U.S. at the time so close after 9/11. I don't know if this was really the case, but that's how it appears. Now that the mood of the country has changed, it looks as though it's mocking the justifiable anger that was felt at the time. "You mess wit' one New Yawkuh, you mess wit' all of us!" Pathetic.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 7:58 a.m. CST

    "Memorable scenes from Spider-Man 1?"

    by Otter

    Peter's first wallcrawling experience, catching Mary-Jane's lunch, Flash's slow-motion punch, Aunt May's speech in the hospital, and the best, the upside-down kiss in the alley? On top of the web swinging, are any of these memorable, "harrysoldout"? Hmmm?

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 9:36 a.m. CST

    I sure hope the special effects look better....

    by CyBoRG69

    Everybody spent the whole summer talking shit about The Hulk's CGI. Am I the only one that thinks it's better than that shitty Cgi in spiderman.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 9:44 a.m. CST

    I know Obscure Reference..you get a pass for liking Spidey but

    by Lost Skeleton

    you got to lay off the politics for a while my brother...there is a time and place for that! MKG

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 11:45 a.m. CST

    by tango fett

    Kinda off subject, but I thought Daredevil was pretty cool. Commence bashing.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 2:23 p.m. CST

    re:Otter

    by harrysoldout

    First web crawling experience, come on that was terrible, it should have veen done a million differnt ways, crawling upside down? spinning around? hanging? NO, what did Raimi do? Just go up, wow real original, how bought up a bridge? or a real tall building at night? not a five story buliding? Terrible, Next: Catching Mary Jane's Lunch? That was cool? Could it have looked faker? With 200 other teenagers eating lunch right next to them no one else noticed the fall or the catch? Yeah that was memorable, bad memorable, next: Flash slow motion punch: I'll give you that, that was cool. The only thing that was regarding Spidey's Powers, next: Aunt May's Speech, what? that's just a bad example, I don't even recall that nonsense next: Upside Down Kiss, what are you 10? That wasn't memorable, the only thing that made it memorable is that you saw it on 1000 Dr.Pepper and Blockbuster Commercials. If your going to bring up examples bring up good ones, Aunt May's Speech, you probably liked the rave scene in Matrix ReLoaded.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 3:18 p.m. CST

    What the fuck?

    by Up yours

    Spiderman wasn't a great film by any stretch - they changed shit that didn't need to be changed from the comic, it had some pretty fuckin' crappy designs, really bad cartoonish effects, and overall it just wasn't a movie worth watching more than once, maybe twice, there's nothing really memorable about the film at all. The only thing about this film that made me smile was that while waiting in line and even during the film there were lots of kids excitedly talking about Star Wars: Episode 2. As for Spiderman 2, I'll make it a blockbuster night. Unless my closer friends (who equally disliked Spiderman) have something positive to say about this movie, one thing for sure is they've nailed Doc Oc, he looks fantastic.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Where the FUCK is VENOM?!?!?!?!?!???????????

    by CloneSaga4Life

    Seriously Raimi, where is he? Most Spidey fans want a movie with Venom!

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Fuck Venom...He's Overrated

    by ComicBookGeek77

    Where the Hell is HYDROMAN or Electro? Or better yet, the Black Cat? ROWR.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Fuck you all who say "SPIDER-MAN" wasn't a good film.

    by screenplaywriter

    You are the exact same people who bitch and bitch on and on about how inaccurate The Kingpin was because was black in "DAREDEVIL", you are the same people who thought "HULK" was a useless piece of dribble, and you are the exact same people who got to make a mockery of every good film, not recognizing how good of a film it was. "SPIDER-MAN" is hands down one of the top-superhero-adaptations to date. It had everything a comic-book movie needs and so did the other two. You people just badmouth because of a CGI issue, or a change in costume, or whatever. FUCK THAT! "BLADE 2" was a terrible movie but yet some of you people worship it as if it were your holy bible. I hope "SPIDER-MAN 2" knocks everybody's socks off and proves that sequels can be just as good as the original and make you all shocked at how brilliantly made/directed/acted it is, just like the first.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 8:14 p.m. CST

    I hope "SPIDER-MAN 3" brings on Hobgoblin and The Green Goblin t

    by screenplaywriter

    I think then we could have Spidey kill Harry, he has to go to another funeral, Mary Jane and him call it adue' for now until "SPIDER-MAN 4" where they get back together, rekindle their love, get married, and it's a big-ass showdown to the end against Venom, ultimately ending the franchise and leaving critics and fans well pleased.

  • Nov. 26, 2003, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Get your facts straight

    by Up yours

    screenplaywriter for your information I LOVED the HULK, I think it's a fantastic film (for a comic book adaption that is), not without flaws, but much better than Spiderman IMO, I feel The Hulk was greatly underrated. And I had no problem with Duncan as Kingpin, it was the rest of Daredevil that sucked, well most of it anway, I always like Joe Pantaliano-whatsagigitz though too, he had a decent role in that flick I thought. And I seriously hope that Spiderman 2 is a good film, but I'm not expecting much at all, not after the last one, which I simply did not enjoy - and I will say this with full confidence, and you know there's no debating it Spidey just is not a very memorable film, it will never be remembered as a classic, it will never have a big cultural impact. It may not be among the worst films ever made but there are films ALOT better than it. And I would rather spend my time rewatching those and rewatching them again.

  • Nov. 27, 2003, 2:58 a.m. CST

    On the glider-groin incident...

    by monogpfm

    >>not something you're gonna just forget, so it's so totally obvious when the location of the wound changes. I didn't notice. Must be a girl thing.

  • Nov. 27, 2003, 3:27 a.m. CST

    AHA!

    by tbrogan

    i can't believe that two of you dorks got all worked up over a joke about "electric boogaloo", "...ceased to be funny around 1989", yeah well...to you maybe. you responded to it! And moonman, i applaud your efforts to be the arcane reference king of the AICN talkback. OOOH...Jack Lemmon, 1965, no one will get this. I bet you are still fucking beaming in self love over that one. to the winners! electric boogaloo is timelessly absurd and that was sarcasm when it was referred to as the best title ever. I didn't realize you guys were too cool for good old fashioned sarcasm. Serious error in judgement on my part! oh wait, none of this ridiculous shit matters! so...happy thanksgiving pals.

  • Nov. 27, 2003, 1:31 p.m. CST

    I must need some Viagra

    by devil0509

    because I just can't get a hard on about a description of a movie teaser.

  • Nov. 27, 2003, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Either this has been posted here on this site before, or I'm get

    by TheGinger Twit

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    Meeting people is sad...

    by Owen's Back

    I must have no life if the best thing I can do with my weekend is post in Here, but, a little respect for de lifeless geeks... Who bothers on post to say "cool!" and "yeah!"... Apparently San Srancisco's summer of love and carnaby street are still alive...

  • Nov. 30, 2003, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Poster Description for my next bowel movement!

    by Liquid_Daze

    Screenplay reviews. Trailer Descriptions. Teaser Descriptions. Analysis for Stephen Baldwin's costume in "Viva Rock Vegas." Some grip dropped acid and spotted Halle Berry's stunt double buying a slice of pizza. I admit I come to this site for the rumours and gossip b/c I think it's fun, but some of this shit is beyond silly. Not as silly as me complaining, but hey...

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