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Demi Moore to take over CHARLIE'S ANGELS and act like she's 20 years younger'
Hey folks, Harry here... Ok... While Demi Moore has that whole hot as a monkey in a tub of vaseline on Thursday thing going on... She just doesn't have the magical swirling ass. And I saw her ass try in that Burt Reynolds stripper flick, and it just wasn't doing the siren's crotch song the way Ms Diaz's can. As one of the world's biggest CHARLIE'S ANGELS fans... this will lose me. HOWEVER - given Cameron is playing a Playboy Bunny on the run in that new action adventure comedy... I'll survive.
I don't know how much credability People mag has, but just saw this piece on a potential third Charlies Angels movie with Demi Moore!
She stole the show from them in "Charlies Angels : Full Throttle", and now Demi Moore might be about to steal the entire franchise from angelic Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu!
Comeback queen Demetria Gene Guynes, or Demi Moore as she's better known, is looking at starring in another "Charlie's Angels" film. In fact, she's looking at headlining it, producing it and calling the shots on all future instalments of the hit film series.
Having reportedly impressed the pants off studio execs - at Sony - with her performance as angel gone bad Madison Lee in the most recent sequel, Moore is whispered to be in talks with the studio about reprising the character for a third film. But with Demi Moore back on board, all three former Angel's want off.
Drew, Cameron and Lucy have been furious with the ex-Brat Packer ever since she stole the film, and later hogged the lens at each consecutive premiere. Most of the time, because she arrived at the last minute with Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis and her kids. When Cameron was asked about Demi by one intrepid TV reporter, she said, "I don't want to talk about her. The movie isn't all about her."
Well from here on it, it might actually be about her. Moore is said to be in talks with both the studio and Barrymore about furthering the "Charlies Angels" series at her own production company, Moving Pictures . The actress has suggested that the next film focus largely on Madison Lee pre-Full Throttle, when she was the Angel's no.1 hot shot agent. "Demi has plans to do two or three films based on the Madison Lee character, that would be set in the early 80's. From the sounds of it, the other girls aren't invited. From the sounds of it, she might just get her wish".
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They suck God's nuts.
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Yeah
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I couldn't care less what Demi Moore does...whatta bitch! Wow, first ain''t all its cracked up to be...
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Maybe thats why...it turns out I wasnt...you guys are faster than Billy the Kid...and Demi's still a washed up cradle robbing bitch!
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They actually lost me with the first one- from here on in its all improvement.
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Nov 17, 2003 5:12:52 AM CST
Having reportedly impressed the pants off studio execs???????
by jon e cin
Whoa...sony execs are completely insane...
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Demi moore is quite pretty. Captain First would like to see her start working in more movies, this is good news!
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Demi just doesnt have that fun wiggly eye-candy 'young' goodness that we want ala Cameron. Fricken Prequel!!!! Evil angel prior evilness... who does she think she is Darth bloody Vader... man that chick is up her non-wiggly botty. Yeah I want more angels, they have been heapsa fun so far but it would take a lot to make a third size up... but damn its gotta involve Cameron and Lucy and ummm the other one with the weird face. Peace
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a prequel based on a sequel i've never seen starring a character i don't care about and excluding people who suck.... cept cameron... sorta. whatever.
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Nov 17, 2003 6:01:55 AM CST
From the files of WTF??? "Demi has plans to do 2 or 3 films bas
by commando cody
Ok, if that's true, we officially can send out a moron studio exec alert OR a maniac egotistical star alert. The whole schtick to FULL THROTTLE was that Demi was playing to her age -- she was an OLDER Angel now who, plotwise, had a grudge against Charlie for a mission gone wrong. I think that was the plot. I was too busy looking at Cameron's swirling ass or Lucy dressed in leather. But I digress...the key point is that Demi PLAYED HER AGE. And, yes, she looked great. She should if the tabloids were right about her spending half a million bucks to have her body whipped into shape physically and medically. That said, I don't care how much more liposuction she has done or how much more she has her boobs lifted, you're not going to do another movie...set it in the EIGHTIES...and convince me that the Demi onscreen is actually NOT in her 40s, but a woman in her TWENTIES. That's utterly the most assine thing I've heard yet. No, wait, the MORE assine thing is that she's hoping to do a few movies that way? Riiiiiiiight...because we all know that in the passing years inbetween productions (unless they shoot these ala LOTR) Demi's only going to get YOUNGER looking, so we won't notice the onscreen age gap widening even MORE onscreen. Allow me to roll my eyes now full circle AT full throttle. This can't be set in the eighties, that's ludicrous. No, wait, the idea of a studio tossing MORE millions at yet another installment in this series is what's ludicrous. Sheesh, if they're looking to flush their millions so much, they're welcome to come to my LA apartment...I'll be happy to plunge the money out afterwards and put it to REAL use!
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After the turgid performance of FULL THROTTLE, there will be no more friggin' Charlie's Angels pix.
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Nov 17, 2003 6:06:50 AM CST
Maybe the sequle should be called "Charlies Angles: Striptease"
by mbaker
"We can talk about anything you want, as long as you're naked, brother!"
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total crap, this is the kind of rubbish that usually gets run on dark horizons, the home of all ridiculous rumours.
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When will people realise this. She looks rough. I could care less about her or her movies.
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According to Harry Demi "has that whole hot as a monkey in a tub of vaseline on Thursday thing going on" What the fuck does that mean? I can't believe I still come to this dumb site and actually read the shitty writing. High school kids write better than Harry. Jeez.
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Just a thought.
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liked Jimmy Fallon's joke on SNL ... Demi just turned 41, but she still feels like a 25 year old on the inside!... (shot of Ashton Kutcher)
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I actually think Drew Barrymore is pretty talented. She actually picks some interesting movies to be in... Donnie Darko, Dangerous Mind....
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seriously guys this news ain't cool.
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These movies are so bad bad bad that I am shocked anyone would want to mess with them!!Or maybe I am just out of touch next you'll tell me theey're gonna make the Brady Bunch into a movie!!! P.S. Am I the only one who thinks Lucy Lui looks like she just got bashed in the face with a frying pan? The only thing missing a the little stars orbiting her head.
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how about russell simmons in a demi moore biopic with egg chen from big trouble... playing bruce and the oompa loompas for her kids. three fucking films of her acting thats as plastic as she is? only one thing to say to that from the mouth of the woman herself in G I Jane - "SUCK MY DICK"
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Bruce as Bozley? I'm so lonely
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All lies!
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Hear, Hear!
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If any females out there would like to engage Ms. Moore in sweet lesbian love, I politely request to join in for a little threesome action.
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This has got to be bullshit! I mean, what the fuck?????
Did those execs gangbang this bitch to agree to this?
If its true I sure damn hope they fucked her brains out or else this is the worst fucking idea ever!
Anyway as to want to fuck Demi... well here -
Just like that one about Halle Barry as Catwoman that was going around. Wait... WHAT?!? sk
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Why not burn a pile of money (which would have been used to make the film)? You'd draw a bigger crowd, and get better reviews.
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Once word got out on the second stinker of a movie, the public dissed it and it quietly went away. Why would any studio want to court Demi Moore and make prequels based on such a crappy performance?
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McG!!!! ALL HAIL McG!!!!! BRING ON THE GENIUS MIND OF McG!!!!! And thus, more things blowing up! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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WTF is this doing on this website? It seems like it should be on some gossip site...I don't see Charlie's Angels as being a genre show
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Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nothing. Negative. Negatory. No. No no. No no no. Less than zero. Not even a little. So little you'd need an electron microscope to see just how little. Not one iota. Barely any. Hardly a smidge. Barely enough to measure on a credibility-o-meter that's set to eleven. People magazine sucks.
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My favourite Barrymore movies at present: 1) Scream. 2) Donnie Darko. 3) Charlie's Angels. This is because she gets a minor supporting role in (2), gets to do kung-fu in (3), and gets butchered in (1). Sorry, Drew fans, but in everything else I've seen her in she's just been horrifically irritating. My LEAST favourite Barrymore movies: 1) The Wedding Singer. 2) Never been Kissed. 3) E.T. These are when she's done her goofy saccharine persona throughout. (The first two are also godawful tripe on their own account; the third is okay, but has lost all of its resonance in these post-9/11, post-"Alien" days.) In response to an earlier poster, though, I've not seen "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind". Having said that, Donnie Darko is still one of the most superb films that I've ever had the pleasure to view. (Naturally I had to wait for it to come out on video because our local multiplex wouldn't dream of playing a film that was actually any good!) It almost restored my faith in film after Bad Boys 2. Almost.
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So basically, Demi wants to make a trilogy of prequel sequels, explaining how her character went from being a sweet and good Angel, and fell to the Dark Side of the Ass? MCG: STAY THE FUCK AWAY! I've defended the hell out of McG, because, well, even if you think CA and CA2 are crap, they are based on the lowest piece of crap T&A show the 70's had to give. I've always said, CHARLIES ANGELS is as if they made a movie many otherwise sane people thought was good from BAYWATCH, or 90210 (Its Spelling, after all) not compelling source material. But Jesus fucking H. Christ on a cracker with cheese, don't do the prequels. Other wise you will just be having sex with my childhood, and possibly my dog (can't rape the willing, and my childhood is a big ol slut!) Oh, and McG...you and Anghus look alike!
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Do you even know what "turgid" means?
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This is really embarassing. It stinks of gossip-rag everything. This is the first time I've seen something like that on this site, and I most sincerely hope it's the last.
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...has always been weak, and always will be weak. I wasted $6 on Full Throttle (I had loved the pop stylings of the first CA movie), and couldn't believe how bland Moore was after all the hype. The already piss-poor movie suffered even more because of her one-note (or make that half-a-note) performance. Handing the CA franchise over to her? The franchise is dead, the novelty is gone, and Demi should go back to her white trash party lifestyle and stay there. Nobody cares about her -- it's all PR spin giving the illusion of "hotness." Do YOU know anyone who would actually say, "I'm a fan of Demi Moore?"
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I'M A VERY BIG FAN OF THE CHARLIE'S ANGELS MOVIES, AND I'M VERY PROUD OF DREW BARRYMORE FOR WHAT SHE HAS ACCOMPLISHED. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, THAT I DID ENJOY DEMI'S PART IN THE FLICK...BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU WERE "INVITED" ON BOARD....DON'T BE THE "BARBARINO" OF CHARLIE'S ANGELS..."IT WASN'T YOUR PROJECT, OR YOUR FRANCHISE..IN ENGLISH ..."FUCK OFF MOORE." FIND YOUR OWN FRANCHISE..
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i can't say that i saw the movie, but demi is HOT...that's great that she'll steal the movies away from the three talentless hacks...and bring back bill murray....go demi, and get NUDE!!
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Bea Arthur announced plans for a Golden Girls spy movie at a press conference today. "I've read the script and it's pretty raunchy," she said. "There's a hot tub orgy scene that makes About Schmidt look tame"
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Nov 17, 2003 1:32:48 PM CST
haha "Kill the franchise"...BWAAA-HAHA-HAH-HAHAHA (whooo!) (snic
by garko
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Ok here's what we do. We get Jordana Brewster to play Madison Lee. I'm always hearing how she looks like Demi and that way they can avoid the whole "Demi's too old thing"............WHAT AM I SAYING THIS THE WORST IDEA EVER. PLEASE, PLEASE BE A STUPID RUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only reasons i'd watch "Full Throttle" again are Lucy Liu, The Thin Man, and that badass Irish guy.
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Nov 17, 2003 3:08:03 PM CST
now if she wanted to star in the big screen remake of "Hart to H
by terry_1978
But this thang...noooooo....uh-uhhhhh.
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Madison Lee???!!??
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...fore shame Sony. I don't like or dislike the Charlie's Angels francise, but I believe it would be wrong to take this away from the three Angels. Besides, wasn't Demi's role in Full Throttle just a message to show the public that "she's back"? They helped her out and now she wants to everything... typical Hollywood news. Everyone's a leech in that town I swear. That's all I have to say about this story... now bring on the Spiderman 2, Hellboy, and Blade 3 trailers!
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"Impressed the pants off of studio execs"=Slept with all of them to get what she wants.
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Nov 17, 2003 4:54:01 PM CST
"Having reportedly impressed the pants off studio execs at Sony.
by empyreal0
That explains everything. Read the subtext here, people, and all will become QUITE clear. Ms Moore? Your lipstick is smeared.
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Demi, on the other hand, looks like she could pick up a dime, ifyaknowwhattamean.
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...it must be bullshit.
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And yes, I'd buttfuck Demi Moore's brains out until her magnificent rump was flooded with cum. Good goddam is she HOT.
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Nov 17, 2003 7:40:29 PM CST
I hate it when has beens don't even realize their 15 minutes wa
by red raider
Hell, you don't have enough fingers and toes to count them all(the hairs on your head would be more like it)! Please Demi, just do the planet a favor and GO AWAY! If Britney Spears wasn't so much fun to look at, I'd say the same thing for her(have you seen that latest Rolling Stone cover? Aye Caramba!!!)
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http://www.esquire.com/covergallery/coverdetail.html?y=2003&m=11
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Nov 17, 2003 8:29:55 PM CST
Solrider77, funny you should mention Jordana Brewster for this..
by frankdrebin
...she's making something right now called "D.E.B.S." It's about some high school cheerleaders so evil and manipulative, that the Feds hire them as agents. And, yes, there's "subtext" (in the Xena sense of the word).
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about this trashbag bullshit series.
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The 1st movie was stupid fun (at best) and the sequel was the worst peice of shit I have seen Since The Phantom Menace met Denis The Menace...Maybe if Demi makes sure Mc-G NEVER (I mean EVER) works on a film again this could have a chance of not sucking the sweat off the ball sack of Harry's aformentioned oiled up monkey...(Not that I would care anyways).
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After seeing Willard, I'll might watch anything with Crispin Glover in it - and that included Charlie's Angels and Full Throttle. First one was much more fun than the second one, even though the second one had its moments. BUT, if there are going to be Charlie's Angels prequels, a la Star Wars, showing how Demi Moore fell to the dark said, then perhaps Crispin can be in them as well, making them worth my while? Please? Maybe not. _________ Oh, and I loved Donnie Darko. Fantastic movie. Drew Barrymore should get a lot of credit for that, as she also financed and executive-produced the movie.
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To be honest... with Demi standing next to a fine ass car... My eyes never left the car... Demi who?
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There is no question Demi Moore could turn out a whole bunch of CHARLIE'S ANGELS flicks. But she would have to be played by Jordana Brewster.
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Better yet, Demi can replace Charlie and Jordana can be Demi's long-missing daughter, all grown up and ready for some hot monkey action! Hotcha!
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I don't see any horsemen, so the planet must still be intact....
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Sorry, but since you're all off topic, I'd like you all remember that piece of shit called Charlie's Angels. That's all, just think about it and then imagine that movie with Alfred E. Neuman instead of every person on screen.
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suck big fat floopy donkey dick. all 4 of those women should burn in hell for making shit on film. i could film a monkey pooping and eating it and it would be more entertaining than this Charlies Angles shit.
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The franchise is dead.
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... unclean...
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Catfight! Demi Moore vs. Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu wearing high heels and a game face in a knock down, drag out battle. Drew, since she seems to be on the fence, can keep her fat ass on the sidelines, which is good. But we need to see the other three in no-holds-barred, uncensored, carnal fury. We need to see tits grabbed, pussies licked, women pinned helplessly, Demi taking that magic swirling ass with a strap on and Cameron's look of ecstacy and awe. We need Lucy holding Demi down while Cameron invades her with a massive vibrator. We need to see sweaty, moaning, screaming orgasmic fury unleashed. Then, and only then, will we know who truly deserves to title of Charlie's Number 1 angel.
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it could be cool. I like Full Throttle a lot actually, against my better judgment.....but then this could totally suck, too.
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Obviously Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald have to be the Kate and Jaqualine to Demi'z egomaniac. See how she beat up a Miami coke dealer for her gold plated 45's. Watch her invent the plastic explosive that doubles as a breast implant. See Crispin Glover remember where he parked his car. Why stop there?? Go all the way back to the 1940's when Betty White, Rue McLanahan, & Vicki Lawerence became the first Angels -who foil a Nazi plot to blow up a cat food factory.
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Nov 18, 2003 8:48:41 PM CST
A cat food factory? Vicki Lawrence? LOL!!! That is some funny sh
by red raider
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Nov 18, 2003 11:11:21 PM CST
You forgot to have the guy that played Vinton Harper be Charlie,
by terry_1978
"Thanks a lot, Angels!"
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Nov 21, 2003 7:27:42 PM CST
I believe this as about as much as I belive in Starship Troopers
by the founder
Demi Moore was decent in Full Throttle, but the movie wasn't all that. Damn this pass Summer has been yet again another let down, except for X2. Why is both music and the film industry in such a creative void????
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