Oct. 21, 2003, 9:47 a.m. CST
What the hell ever happened to the other guy?
Oct. 21, 2003, 10:14 a.m. CST
First post...of mine. Will Ron "the Hedgehog" bring his porn collection. Maybe even add Tammy Faye to his "short" list.
Oct. 21, 2003, 10:29 a.m. CST
...but I gotta say I was entertained by the last one. I'm not sure I will like this cast as much as last year's, but with Ron Jeremy and Tammy Faye in the same house, I gotta give it a look.
Oct. 21, 2003, 10:32 a.m. CST
Will Vanilla Ice be the next one to get all the ribbing in the promos, like Cory Feldman did in the last one?
Oct. 21, 2003, 10:40 a.m. CST
...simply becuase he provides a voice on Sealab 2021. Don't be dissin' my AdultSwim comedy block, son! Um, yeah. So what the hell what this "news" story about, anyway?
Oct. 21, 2003, 10:44 a.m. CST
...is going to get her reccomended daily allowance of Vitamin "M"? I want to know!
Oct. 21, 2003, 10:58 a.m. CST
Just for the reactions of big pimp Nick at his wifey's sheer stupidity....Chicken of the Sea....classic.
Oct. 21, 2003, 11:11 a.m. CST
Anyone unfamiliar with Trishelle should check out Playboy's "Girls of Reality TV" dvd. Yowza!
Oct. 21, 2003, 11:16 a.m. CST
by Lance Rock
Oct. 21, 2003, 11:33 a.m. CST
He better give some mention of Sealab 2021 and Harry Goz...RIP Goz...
Oct. 21, 2003, 3:31 p.m. CST
Jessica may be a stupid as she is good looking....no one i know believes that she can be that stupid, she must be acting...the one who comes out looking OK is nick, we all thought he was soem kind of boy band fag, but he's just a regular guy, who hit the motherload...but how does he STAND her???...i'd take her virginity and then go looking for britney...
Oct. 21, 2003, 3:37 p.m. CST
Jessica may be as stupid as she is good looking....no one i know believes that she can be that stupid, she MUST be acting...the one who comes out looking OK is nick, we all thought he was some kind of boyband fag, but he's just a regular guy, who hit the motherload...but how does he STAND her???...i'd take her virginity and then go looking for britney...
Oct. 21, 2003, 7:34 p.m. CST
Oct. 22, 2003, 12:52 a.m. CST
The nine episodes they ran this fall were kind of a test run. But the show caught on, and at the end of tonight's show they announced that the new season would start in January. Which is just as well, because I actually enjoy it in spite of myself. I normally dislike reality shows, but to see a talentless never-even-came-close-to-being-a-pop-diva bimbo make an ass of herself repeatedly is just too entertaining for words. Jessica Simpson (who's angling to do the I DREAM OF JEANNIE movie) is just SO stupid. She thinks buffalo wings are exactly that, she thinks Chicken of the Sea tuna is actually chicken, she doesn't know what rigor mortis is, she thinks there's an animal called a "platymapus," she belches and farts all over the place...she just humiliates herself day in and day out and never once realizes it. To quote Gene Hackman's Lex Luthor, "It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving." I'm actually looking forward to January. I can't wait to see how much stupider she's gonna get!
Oct. 22, 2003, 1:14 a.m. CST
Make it happen!
Oct. 22, 2003, 1:46 a.m. CST
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Oct. 22, 2003, 12:50 p.m. CST
Putting Trishelle or the girl from "Survivor" (last season of "Surreal Life") on a reality show such as this one kind of comes off as cheating to me. Then again, if it was Trishelle's best friend Katie from "Road Rules," I'd watch, because that girl is a complete cutie-pie.
Oct. 22, 2003, 8:21 p.m. CST
Jessica simpson is going to Harvard University...to visit anyway and the cameras will capture it. Ha
Oct. 22, 2003, 11:38 p.m. CST
I thought the last Surreal life was cute and occasionally funny, but this list is just fucking sad. This cast looks more like a criminal line-up than a b-level, celeb line-up. I think watching a test pattern would be more entertaining than this.