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DAWN OF THE DEAD remake trailer hits online

Hey folks, Harry here with a remake that... well, I liked the script... like the first half of this trailer, but then... I hate fast moving zombies. I'm sorry, they don't move like reanimated corpses. Now some people may say, "How do you know what a reanimated corpse moves like?" and my answer is, "Have you ever been to an old folks home?" Anyway... Old folks homes can be really scary. They can't move fast, but they have access to wheelchairs and they're behind every door. If suddenly that satellite went wonky in space and they turned zombie... You'd be old people lunch. Personally, I want to see Homer Simpson and family at the Simpson Old Folks Home, when suddenly they all go zombie. Yeah, That'd be fun. And AUTO could be like Ash... and Groundskeeper Willie could bring in the lawnmower and do some Peter Jackson zombie mowing. And I would be a happy boy. Oh yeah, back to DAWN OF THE DEAD... I like the font....

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First!
by Blacklist
Oct 17th, 2003
02:56:17 AM
I eagerly await the banner ads for this one.
by Cash Bailey
Oct 17th, 2003
02:58:11 AM
Auto?
by Jables
Oct 17th, 2003
03:09:01 AM
"Did you know OTTO is OTTO spelled backwards?"
by Dlhstar
Oct 17th, 2003
03:10:50 AM
OK, now that I've actually SEEN the trailer...
by Blacklist
Oct 17th, 2003
03:13:43 AM
Savini Is In This!!!
by TerraRyzing
Oct 17th, 2003
03:14:46 AM
Doesn't Look THAT Bad...
by hipcheck13
Oct 17th, 2003
03:23:49 AM
Good cast...
by Zardoz
Oct 17th, 2003
03:35:48 AM
not bad!!!
by ComandrTaco
Oct 17th, 2003
03:38:14 AM
Arrrgh!
by kin pakal
Oct 17th, 2003
03:52:33 AM
Your right about the zombies Harry, they shouldn't run...
by hiperaktiv
Oct 17th, 2003
03:53:31 AM
and also...
by hiperaktiv
Oct 17th, 2003
04:00:51 AM
So this is a Universal film, huh?
by Cash Bailey
Oct 17th, 2003
04:01:40 AM
Bastards!
by MonkeySpazmaster
Oct 17th, 2003
04:04:15 AM
So...
by Anti-fanboy
Oct 17th, 2003
04:05:42 AM
Running zombies...
by Blacklist
Oct 17th, 2003
04:19:15 AM
hollywood despises George A. Romero's work
by Gorgomel
Oct 17th, 2003
04:35:56 AM
Very unimpressed - beacoup average... Yawn!
by weird v3.0
Oct 17th, 2003
04:45:26 AM
NOW THAT IS A KICK FUCKING ASS TRAILER!
by MentallyMariah
Oct 17th, 2003
05:15:34 AM
I don't give a fuck
by reni
Oct 17th, 2003
05:35:50 AM
fuck
by reni
Oct 17th, 2003
05:41:39 AM
fuck 2
by reni
Oct 17th, 2003
05:44:11 AM
Zombies can run in short bursts. It's true!
by Eternal
Oct 17th, 2003
06:23:14 AM
Ok, I just watched the trailer...
by Eternal
Oct 17th, 2003
06:38:48 AM
enough already with the MTV "strobe light" school of editing in
by MonroeArt
Oct 17th, 2003
06:50:05 AM
Looks pretty bad ass to me
by ELGordo
Oct 17th, 2003
07:10:20 AM
Shut Up!
by vpbpi
Oct 17th, 2003
07:20:18 AM
lets kill imagination
by CuervoJones
Oct 17th, 2003
07:22:18 AM
I'd like to see flamethrowers.
by Shan
Oct 17th, 2003
07:42:20 AM
More on running zombies
by kin pakal
Oct 17th, 2003
07:52:15 AM
I may not be a know-it-all film buff who...
by Led Gopher
Oct 17th, 2003
08:30:10 AM
What an awesome trailer!!!
by Roguewriter
Oct 17th, 2003
09:13:21 AM
WOW!! I Can't wait to see this!!! THIS LOOKS GREAT!!
by islander
Oct 17th, 2003
09:19:03 AM
So they're ALREADY in the mall?
by rev_skarekroe
Oct 17th, 2003
09:28:50 AM
Running zombies... running free.
by FatPaul
Oct 17th, 2003
09:28:59 AM
Want to Watch It / Don't Want to Watch It...
by Van Damned
Oct 17th, 2003
09:33:00 AM
On zombies, rednecks and the army.
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 17th, 2003
09:38:30 AM
Zombies run in the original Dawn!
by Spike Fett
Oct 17th, 2003
10:06:36 AM
Call me looney, call me crazy, call me FUCKING INSANE...
by fabfunk
Oct 17th, 2003
10:10:09 AM
Dawn of the Dead DVD
by elfstoned
Oct 17th, 2003
10:14:01 AM
the bit in the trailer which reminded of Roger
by reni
Oct 17th, 2003
10:19:51 AM
Yay! Sparklehorse!
by Grumpy Man
Oct 17th, 2003
10:26:40 AM
Don't we hate James Gunn?
by Han Ol' Buddy
Oct 17th, 2003
10:27:19 AM
OK, FluffyUnbound, when the zombie shit goes down...
by Roguewriter
Oct 17th, 2003
10:28:14 AM
Yes. . . yes we do hate him
by Han Ol' Buddy
Oct 17th, 2003
10:28:53 AM
Middle movie
by Explody
Oct 17th, 2003
10:55:31 AM
um.....let's see.....
by Fugazi_Osbourne
Oct 17th, 2003
10:56:01 AM
Whoops, that shoulda been "Iron City" beer, not Shaefer...
by Roguewriter
Oct 17th, 2003
11:14:21 AM
Deal, Roguewriter.
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 17th, 2003
11:38:37 AM
Lord, this looks good.
by Devil'sOwn
Oct 17th, 2003
11:39:08 AM
The response is a little late, but let's meditate on the ignoran
by Blacklist
Oct 17th, 2003
11:39:35 AM
Fluffy, Fugazi...
by Devil'sOwn
Oct 17th, 2003
11:43:37 AM
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT...
by stlfilmwire
Oct 17th, 2003
11:54:40 AM
Once again, all I can say about that is...
by manwiththedogs
Oct 17th, 2003
12:00:10 PM
Well consider the following...
by Lobanhaki
Oct 17th, 2003
12:02:55 PM
If you love zombies, read this...
by TiburonPrime
Oct 17th, 2003
12:03:10 PM
and never forget these rules (when you get overrun by legions of
by TiburonPrime
Oct 17th, 2003
12:09:50 PM
I Am Legend
by HGHGHGHG
Oct 17th, 2003
12:11:38 PM
thbhtt
by malcarne
Oct 17th, 2003
12:14:26 PM
Hey, Lobanhaki
by Orange Brat
Oct 17th, 2003
12:58:18 PM
Return...
by Orange Brat
Oct 17th, 2003
01:01:35 PM
Thanks Fugazi FOR FUCKING UP THE TALKBACK WITH YOUR LAME ASS HA=
by Rolling_Stone
Oct 17th, 2003
01:04:53 PM
Slow zombies VS fast zombies
by buzzstorm
Oct 17th, 2003
01:07:33 PM
Dawn of the Dead 2004
by cmsapp
Oct 17th, 2003
01:24:18 PM
That Sparklehorse song...
by Led Gopher
Oct 17th, 2003
01:38:57 PM
Them speedy zombies
by Blue_Demon
Oct 17th, 2003
01:48:07 PM
Enough complaining
by Repairman Jack
Oct 17th, 2003
01:48:43 PM
The beginning to these movies are always so good
by SexyBeast
Oct 17th, 2003
01:51:18 PM
What's with the chick in lingerie??
by 69DUDE
Oct 17th, 2003
01:55:43 PM
You are SO fucking right Harry!
by Rupee88
Oct 17th, 2003
02:14:03 PM
If you're fiending for an awesome little zombie film...
by StigMata
Oct 17th, 2003
02:36:45 PM
... walk before you can run
by Rodan
Oct 17th, 2003
02:42:16 PM
Hey, I have seen Dawn of the Dead and this ain't no Dawn of the
by Lost Skeleton
Oct 17th, 2003
02:48:20 PM
The blonde IS Africa-hot. And the production values do seem pre
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 17th, 2003
02:53:32 PM
Spry zombies = athletic shoe product placement? :P
by Anti-fanboy
Oct 17th, 2003
02:58:36 PM
And that Sparklehorse song...
by Anti-fanboy
Oct 17th, 2003
03:04:23 PM
sorry about the HAHAHA's....
by Fugazi_Osbourne
Oct 17th, 2003
03:11:47 PM
Fuck, I love you guys
by WeedyMcSmokey
Oct 17th, 2003
03:14:13 PM
Zombies, the Nike Swoosh and the physicality of Harry.
by StigMata
Oct 17th, 2003
03:21:36 PM
Some things are worth saying twice, so I'll say it again.....
by Fugazi_Osbourne
Oct 17th, 2003
03:27:06 PM
Lame
by BillEmic
Oct 17th, 2003
03:27:13 PM
"Zombies" in 28 Days
by Han Ol' Buddy
Oct 17th, 2003
03:28:21 PM
You spelt 'Otto' wrong
by CanadianVampire
Oct 17th, 2003
03:41:37 PM
Gunn Sucks!
by evidence
Oct 17th, 2003
03:52:56 PM
Hey StigMata...
by DocPazuzu
Oct 17th, 2003
04:03:36 PM
I agree with Roger Avary...
by Boris the Blade
Oct 17th, 2003
04:10:00 PM
Running zombies...LAME
by Phimseto
Oct 17th, 2003
04:28:03 PM
Zombies Can Run...
by stlfilmwire
Oct 17th, 2003
04:38:58 PM
That trailer looked like crap,
by Graham_Minnesota
Oct 17th, 2003
04:44:32 PM
Why the hell don't they give all the money that it cost to remak
by misterhappy
Oct 17th, 2003
05:29:30 PM
All you zombie lovers should check out the book...
by Boris the Blade
Oct 17th, 2003
05:49:26 PM
re: Gone Bad films
by DocPazuzu
Oct 17th, 2003
06:30:58 PM
no walk-drag, wtf
by nwooriole
Oct 17th, 2003
07:08:19 PM
wait...it's PG-13?????
by Jack Burton
Oct 17th, 2003
07:19:22 PM
"i like the font"
by MiltonWaddams
Oct 17th, 2003
07:27:41 PM
Nice--quick cameo of Savini is shown in the trailer
by Fatboy_Roberts
Oct 17th, 2003
07:49:02 PM
oh my fucking god!!!!!!!!
by SkuMMe
Oct 20th, 2003
04:47:34 AM
Explody
by Precinct13
Oct 20th, 2003
04:27:15 PM

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