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ARMAGEDDON World Premiere review

Published at: Aug. 18, 2009, 5:59 p.m. CST

Well, it was at a dead time in the morning when I left my home to fly halfway across this country to see ARMAGEDDON at it's world premiere. I didn't wake up yesterday morning, ya see, I hadn't slept at all. The site had been down due to a power failure over the weekend and I wanted to get an update up, so I typed the night away. At 0430 c.s.t. I went in for a cold shower to wake my ass up and get organized, I had a long day in front of me.

The mission that Mr Phelps presented for my acceptance was to travel to Orlando, attend the World Premiere of ARMAGEDDON and get a review up that night. Of course this would mean some 48 hours without sleep, which is probably going to mean you are all in for some fairly scattershot writing. (Like that's any different from the previous days).

Just 36 hours ago I didn't know where I was staying, what Hotel I was going to. A must have Fed Ex package hadn't arrived, so I was left early Sunday morning using my investigative abilities to track down the hotel. Using a variety of internet and telephoned sources I was able to trackdown the hotel with little to no problem. Soon after accomplishing this I received a call from Michael Bay's people confirming the information I had dug up. Problems like this I love. You see, the fact I didn't know, and within an hour I had figured it out... well it proved that the ol noggin was working in some sort of clockwork way.

Dad and I take our one bag a piece and hop in a yellow cab leaving my house at 0500 c.s.t. A godawful time when the clouds in the sky have that unearthly glow of non-line-of-sight solar rays. If I were in a Bruckheimer film, I'd be a military fella throwing his bags out of a transport bus, this dirty sky was a perfect backdrop to begin the journey.

An $8 cab ride later Dad and I were ready to embark in this our latest diving into the midst of the sky for the blind purpose of 'seeing a movie'. I'm very worried about seeing the movie. Why? Well, for over a year now I have been dying to see this film. I loved three separate versions of the script, from Hensleigh's pop-culture reference filled first draft, to the spit and polished version I would be seeing on screen later today. In addition I had been on set back a long time ago (you can read that at Harry's World) and that one visit gave personality to each and every paperbound character. Someone like 'Bear' could be such a completely empty and blahey character, but after I met and saw 'Big' Mike Duncan, well I knew he would steal the hearts of everyone searching for those characters, the small ones (or large ones) that steal films from the bigger named actors. He had a charisma, a peace, a coolness on set that was magic. The mere look on Steve Buscemi's face told me everything about him, the same with Will Patton's character.

So that brings me to today, the worried look upon my brow placed there by two of my best friends that hated the film, and a comment from Glen where he told me, "Actually Harry, I could actually see you not liking the movie."

That was never an option in my mind before Glen said it. He knows me real well, he can predict within a pindropping of how I'll react to films. Only two people I trust in the world didn't have a doubt how I'd react... Joe Hallenbeck and RoboGeek. The said the movie would grab my heart, my balls and my brain and tug like a Truckasaurus. Robo kept talking about soul and Hallenbeck kept talking of how cool it was. Cool and soul are two of my favorite words to hear in conjunction with a film.

As I arrived in Orlando, feeling a bit like the saluting zombie in Day of the Dead, Dad and I stumbled about for 20 minutes just trying to find a cab. Oh, this was going to suck. I could sense a mounting tsunami of bad incidents awaiting my every turn. A $40 cab ride later I arrived at the Wilderness Lodge at DISNEYWORLD. Knowing I would not get to partake of the rides, the themes or the world that is Disney was painful. I've wanted my whole life to come to Epcot and DisneyWorld. I also wanted to go to UNIVERSAL to see the Terminator 3-D ride. Tears evaporated from their ducts in the 109 degree heat.

The lodge was like a gigantic cartoon world right out of LAST OF THE MOHICANS, I could sense the incoming shells blasting the hell out of these gigantic logcabin walls that extended some 8 stories above me. The native american chandelier/animal skin thingees are cool. Giant totem poles. The first good sign of the trip.

Not long after checking into the room Dad and I had to leave the hotel and head for Cape Kennedy. We climbed into gigantic buses and headed out to the land of gators and manatees. The place where man is hurled into the void of space and it feels like the natural thing to do. On the bus we saw a making of ARMAGEDDON video that well was just a hype-fest. I didn't need to see this because I was finished with the hype, I had legitimate doubts and I didn't want to see some advertising firms slickly packaged 'me so orny, me love you long time' proposition, I wanted the damn film. Next (it's a long drive) they showed a CNN 'big shit hitting earth special' with Shoemacher/Levy talking about hunks of stuff slamming into our planet. It put me to sleep.

Dad soon woke me to show me we were arriving at the Cape. Rockets dotted the horizon, a full size space shuttle, it's booster rockets, the vehicle assembly building, the launch pad... In otherwords I was finally beginning to awaken from my doldroms. This is where it happens. Where man looks away from the surface of this slimey mudhole I call home, and heads out there. This is where every little boy wants to grow up to leave behind. This is where the last dream was pronounced that was so big, so grand, it captured the imagination of endless generations. From this spot to the moon, it happened here. God, that's cool. To see the places, to walk on the cement, to smell the salt watered air, to feel that wind, to look up and see where Challenger crushed my innocence. This is where it happened. Where dreams form and sometimes die, but never forever. To boldly go. For all mankind. Because it's hard.

I began tearing up. When I see the gator swimming to eat a crane in the canals, I begin to see the side I've never seen on CNN, this NASA takes place not in a static lifeless enviroment, but right here beside nature. Gopher turtles, cranes, gators and manatees. A gigantic Bald Eagle nest atop a tree. This world is nothing like you would imagine. We get taken much closer to the launching pad than any 'tour' would let you, and with each step I feel the loss of that 6 year olds' dream I had of going up there. To see the planet in it's entirety with my own eyes, to feel light... just once, to fly with pixie dusts and happy thoughts... This place is magic.

We arrive at the premiere. Red carpet cuts into the grey and green world of Cape Kennedy, an unnatural element in a naturally unnatural enviroment. A media armada on one side, stars and folk on the other. E.T., Access Hollywood, Telenoticias, Telemundo, Brazil, Japan, Germany, the world watching. God I hope the movie doesn't suck. To have seen the promise of my dreams of long ago in these big ol buildings, these tanks of liquid hydrogen and oxygen.. and then to see a sucky movie. Well, I couldn't stand that, but I was fully prepared for it. Dad and I left that bus and walked the carpet. 3 or 4 times I was captured for interviews, that was cool, but really.. I just wanted to take my seat. I wasn't in the mood to schmooze, my charm energy was left 6 hours ago. So I pass Michael 'Bear' Duncan, Ben Affleck, etc.. and I just head to my seat. Top row aisle. Great seats.

I'm tired, I want the movie to start, I want to be infused with the energy Hallenbeck had when he saw this film. I wanted to blossum forth from the film, but I was ready to wither. Dad kept announcing the celebrities to my ear as they entered. Cuba Gooding Jr, Coolio, Keith David, Trevor Rabin, Jessica Steen, Steve Tyler and Aerosmith, Ben Affleck and Ms. Paltrow, Jonathon Hensleigh, Bruce Willis, Bruce Springstein, Billy Gibbons, Peter Stormare, Will Patton, Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, J.J.Abrams, Jesse Alexander, Billy Bob Thornton, Liv Tyler, Michael Duncan, Michael Bay's mom, tons of NASA dudes and Owen Wilson. Then there was all the babes, lotsa babes. I really wasn't into the scene this time out. 32 hours of no sleep was catching up. Then I realized that our row was the row that Buscemi, Bear, Stormare and crew were sitting at. And the beautifully stunning Jessica Steen was sitting beside me.

This was beginning to get long though. The film was running 30 minutes late, when finally the doors closed, the lights went down, and the only sound was the rustling of the tent caused by the massive influx of air conditioned air.

Then the Bruckheimer logo arrived signaling the departure from the world of regular living, and I knew this was going to be a film wholly belonging in the universe that Simpson & Bruckheimer co-created way back with TOP GUN. What is this universe I speak of? Well...

THE BRUCKHEIMER UNIVERSE OF FILMED STORIES...and ARMAGEDDON

I love this universe. This is a place where sweat drips in slow motion, where sunsets are always golden and have helicopters chop chop chopping away. This is a place where establishing shots are aplenty. A world where the main characters don't usually do things for logical reasons, in fact logic isn't really important because this is the world of mythic heroes. People that walk in a varied set of frame-controlled speeds. Skies have filtered colors, the dialogue is ultra-cool and the explosions are 5 to 50 times larger than any rational person could believe. Guns never run out of bullets, and people fire them when they shouldn't. It's a universe where the heroic males leave the fair maidens behind clutching their hearts upon a sunset pedestal and with a hushed exasperated look upon their brow, wispy wet eyes following the hero off to fight the inevitable demon that'll doom us all. Until now this demon has always been a variation of man against man in the Bruckheimer Universe, but here in ARMAGEDDON we finally had Man against Nature. The world resting in the careful balance, a balance that noone but the most improbable could save. And aren't heroes always the improbable ones?

Gary Cooper's SGT YORK wasn't the tough as nails killer he needed to become to kill the Kaiser's men all those decades ago. No, he was a concientious objector, a religious man that would not take another's life. A man whose skill for hunting turkeys turned him into the deadliest man of World War 1. So it is here that the world calls upon men who wouldn't walk an old lady across a street, the type of people that never do it in the missionary way. Yeah, they're the dirty types, the oil riggers that take their paychecks and piss them away on low brow white trash pipe dreams at a crap table, a tatoo parlor or a whore house. They aren't the types you would look in the eye, but they are the types that don't run when death comes knocking, and death is a big damn hunk of ice, iron and shit I don't even know what was.

Copernicus said the film was an insult to every thinking character in the film, that these people were made out to be evil. Wrong. These 'evils' were in a dire situation, Billy Bob Thornton is not evil, not incompetent, he just needs an expertise that he was not prepared to have on a moment's notice. Throughout the film the Copernicus 'evils' are shown to have soul, doubts and fears. There are no evil people when the end of the world comes, there are no athiests, there is only humanity. The time when all the silly arguements vanish away, except for the people that are still alive, and that's the team sent up to 'solve' the problem.

Would I entrust the whole existence of mankind in the hands of these people? Yes. Because for this moment, for this mankind saving mission, James Bond isn't what you need, Albert Einstein said you drill, so ya drill, end of issue. That's the case. All the what ifs, and the should ofs melt away, all of that is merely suspension of disbelief that comes with the Bruckheimer world. IF you do fret over these 'inconsistencies' then I hold it is upon your shoulders that the movie doesn't work. It becomes the viewers personal lack of association with the situation that has failed. To those that are loving the film, the end of the world is at hand in this film. And if you are a regular joe, who's never seen the inside of a church since he ran away from home 35 years ago, well the weight of this mission is joked about, the reality of the situation is avoided at all costs. Why?

Because when you begin to think that a single mistake means the life of the planet, you can't work at all. That pressure, the inability to 'use the force' 'prey to God' 'to reach deep within and make that which seems hopeless become a glorius victory' that becomes the horror. And that is what we see in the trained people, what we see in some of the riggers. In all, noone thinks they can just go home if it doesn't work out, each of them is willing to give the ultimate sacrifice, to draw the short straw, to leave the blue glow of earth for all time. And this film gets me for that exact reason.

The first time I cried in the film was when Billy Bob Thornton says, "For the last twenty years the U.S. Government has wondered why to fund us, let's give them an answer today." (or something real close to that) That got me because it was such a sad statement on the situation. That this asteroid was coming to take us all, and it's because we weren't funding the searches, because we weren't looking to the skies, but to our own petty problems here on earth, too preoccupied with blowjobs in corner offices than to look into the sky and see that it was falling.

Then there's the scene with Willis and Thornton where Willis can't believe he's the plan. Where he realizes that his belief in all that is NASA, that thing we each have, that the best of the best work there, that answers to all of earth's problems lay there, that that may not be so.. but only because we haven't given them the tools to solve them all.

The performances in the film capture me, each and everyone of them. Like OUT OF SIGHT was for the crime lovestory, this is for the action/adventure/sci-fi/love story. The dialogue I felt was snappy and sharp, the score was perfect. Trevor Rabin gave these men, these simple men that could never put a sunset into words, and he gave them a soul, he gave them the nobility they didn't know they had themselves.

I can't understand not loving this film, it's just not in me to grasp it. Just as I can't understand not loving THE ROCK or CRIMSON TIDE or TOP GUN. I love the fucked up world of a Bruckheimer production. That impossible is possible, that triumph, that rah rah patriotic Rockwellian world where bullets fly and the bad guys die. Nothing is ugly and everything has character, be it the sky or the water, it's all better than it looks at any given moment. The lens of a Bruckheimer production makes reality look better than it is. And I like that. I wish I could see the world through filters and altered f-stops and chemical heat color changes.

Michael Bay. So the hell what if he started in MTV. My first piece I wrote on Michael Bay as an individual was about someone on this set saying his nickname was the Prince of Darkness. I defended him, a man I didn't know, by saying,'I don't care if he's satan himself, if he makes a movie like the ROCK, well dammit I'm with him satan or no.' His editing style, the way he moves his camera, it feels alive, it feels kinetic, thrilling. Like something is happening. As for being able to follow his storytelling through his editing... I loved it. He used flash editing to emphasize the insanity of action in reality. So many moving things, so many objects to focus on, so many items, so many deaths... well that's the way action is, it isn't a steadicam or a tracking shot. It's a series of shots, a montage of images that flood around you. If you paid attention in Eastwood's UNFORGIVEN you would of heard why most people can't be a good gunslinger, it's because they can't focus within a maelstorm of activity. So if you get lost in the action, it's because you aren't Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis. It's because you are a regular person in the midst of that which is most irregular.

I'll see the film again on Wednesday, I'll stand in line for hours, I'll take my sister and I'll see her tremble and cry, a reflection of myself and many others. Not everyone will love it, but for those of us that do, don't doubt the motivations, it's not because we're paid, it's not because we went to DisneyWorld, it's because we loved the movie. And it's because of that that I won't talk of the Aerosmith concerts or my brushes with the famous, that's not what you'll get for your $8, and it won't be what I get for my $8 bucks either. But the comments I made for this movie are whole and real. After the film, Jessica Steen looked at me, my eyes dripping, my glasses in my hands and she said, "This is your first time isn't it? It got ya." and all I did was smile and say, "yup". It got me, I hope it gets you too.

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  • Aug. 7, 1998, 1:24 a.m. CST

    armargeddon

    by Andy

    This film is worse than Independence Day. It had the most cliched dialogue in any film I had ever seen. Yet another horrid American flag-waving piece of nonsense that couldn't even entertain me with its obscene budget.

  • Aug. 11, 1998, 5:33 a.m. CST

    armargeddon

    by PAUL

    It works, and not on the B movie Independence Day level either. It looks great in that hyper reality way that Harry describes, most of the dialogue is pretty sharp, and the it's well served by its cast. It is definitely 'Best of Genre', and not simply an excercise in FX such as the lamentable Twister or (from all reports - I haven't seen it yet) Godzilla. You'll only be disappointed if you're expecting to see something it simply isn't pretending to be.

  • Aug. 11, 1998, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Jessica Steen

    by gc3

    That lucky SOB Harry got to sit next to Jessica Steen at the Armageddon premiere! Jessica plays the female shuttle pilot in the movie. For more info on her check out her web site at http://www.jessicasteen.com/

  • Aug. 19, 1998, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Armageddon - a Brits view

    by Chris Cooper

  • Aug. 19, 1998, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Armageddon - a Brits view

    by Chris Cooper

    Good popcorn bashing movie! Opening scene is absolutely brilliant, then get slow for next hour and switch off your logical brain cells for the rest of the movie and it is really quite good but too long!!! *** (out of five) Not as good as "The Rock!"

  • Aug. 21, 1998, 9:10 p.m. CST

    armageddon=AWESOME

    by Darklyter

    I dunno..maybe its just that ive been wading through so many cruddy movies that when Armageddon finally came out in australia yesterday i was so impressed i am still on a high. I LOVED it (even though i dont really go for that yanky gung ho stuff) but it was cool and i could tell the audience loved it too because usually when i see a movie as soon as it ends people are out(they dont stop to watch the credits) but after armageddon i turned around and everyone was still sitting there with the same dumbfounded stupid grin on their faces that i imagined i must have.

  • Aug. 30, 1998, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Armegeddon/something about mary

    by NICKO

    Calling you all the way down in Aussieland and keep upto date on your site. Lurrve your work, well most of it Armegeddon, seen it twice loved it and gave it a 9(same as you, twice in 1 week) and could see it again sOMETHING ABOUT mARY jst seen it about hour ago hysterical and very funny well cast and acted regards NICKO

  • Aug. 30, 1998, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Arma-godawful

    by Jason Lethert

    I've never disagreed with you whole heartedly on anything until I read your first review of Armageddon. Though it did have impressive visuals, and the most expensive marketig campaign in film history which should all but guarantee a popular reaction, I must strenuously take issue. I will admit I found your analysis of Bruckheimer films fascinating, however your defense of them disappointing. I'll start with Micheal Bay. I don't care that he started on MTV, but someone should tell him when he switches to feature length films, he should adjust his style. He hasn't. I found it funny you talked of the characterizations, when Bay seems completely ininterested in the characters stylistically. For God's sakes, Bay, leave the camera alone, and let the actors speak!!! I do marvel at Bay's proficiency in staging effects. It is almost unparalelled. That's why I was so disappointed in the latter half of the film. After a rockin' start (albeit a joke on the credibility scale) with the would-be destruction of New York, the movie gets bogged down on the asteroid or meteor or whatever. The effects on the meteor were less appealing, and the "drilling plan was boring. Add to that Hensleigh's cheesey dialogue (My God, Harry, did you say the dialogue was "crisp" or "right on"?), and I can see why you said Hensleigh wrecked the Incredible Hulk screenplay. I'll admit, the film had incredible moments, (Bruce willis's death-the eye shot, destruction in NY, the flight to the asteroid), but ironcically, you could probably fit them all into a music video. I hope next time Bay and Bruckheimer decide to make a film. And by the way, I'm still reeling at your praise of the script. You, who promote Great Cinema to your readers, the cinema of Hitchcock, Welles, and Fuller, and the rest... ouch.

  • Sept. 7, 1998, 9:06 a.m. CST

    What a piece of crap!

    by JippiJappa

    This review has been a real disappointment. When I first found this site I was overjoyed that there was at least one movie reviewer out there who shared my taste in movies. But after this review I feel.....betrayed. I mean, come on people!- the writing was really lame, the acting was mediocre at best, and there was climax after climax after climax. In short, the movie blows, and anybody in his right mind could have figured that out. What a sell out, Harry.

  • Oct. 6, 1998, 5:55 a.m. CST

    Armawhat??

    by Joel Wynne

    Dear Harry With regards to your review of Armegeddon, I like the fact that you took it so personally , but I feel it has biased your view towards what is at best a mediocre movie. The acting was atrocious. I thought that the one saving grace was Steve Buscemi, but they wimped ou ton his character and made him go space-mad??? I feel the script is manipulative and has no charcater development at all. I loved The Rock and Crimson Tide, but those both had depth. Not in terms of the fact that it was nuclear war or a general (colonel???) fighting for what he believed was right, but in the fact that they told a cohesive story. In the best tradition of straight ahead narrative cinema, they had the hero going through a metamorphosis and saving humanity as we know it. Armegeddon jumped from jaw dropping effect to the next one. It was strung together like consecutive pop-videos. It even felt like it was a pop video, with the incredible amount going on, on the screeen at the same time. All in all , just overhyped garbage. I would write more, but I am at work and my boss just walked past. Later Joel

  • Nov. 4, 1998, 8:37 p.m. CST

    Excellent Armageddon

    by Rench

    Since seeing Armageddon and The Rock, Michael Bay has to be my favorite fast action director. His use of lighting is incredible. Some of the scenes in Armageddon are so breathtaking that it gives me chills. Also taking a small part and giving it such character is amazing. I saw the movie three times at the theatre because I wanted all of my friends to see it. That and I get into movies for free. If you liked The Rock then you will like Armageddon. And don't think that this movie is anything like Deep Impact. This movie actually gets to you. Enjoy

  • Oct. 1, 2002, 4:10 p.m. CST

    fuckya

    by UFatSelloutBitch

    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  • Jan. 9, 2003, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Hahahahahahahaha!

    by Superdudebobby

    It's 2003 as I type this. I wonder if Harry ever reads this review nowadays without blushing with shame. There's your credibility right there!

  • July 19, 2006, 5:31 a.m. CST

    Crying?

    by cobb

    I don't get that? Armageddon was slightly amusing at times, silly (borderline stupid) other times and just annoyingly full of it self the rest of the time. The only thing this movie has going for it is a kickass soundtrack and some impressive special effects... But that's not nearly enough.

  • Oct. 14, 2007, 8:32 p.m. CST

    This film

    by MetiphisLabs

    Doesn't stand up nowadays.

  • April 10, 2008, 5:18 a.m. CST

    test

    by rost

    1234 <p> 5678

  • May 15, 2008, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Hello from the future!

    by LaudnerGomez

    10 years later, and this movie is still quite awful. And nobody listens to Knowles these days.

  • Oct. 12, 2008, 5:57 a.m. CST

    Armageddon outta here!

    by The Amazing G

  • Feb. 3, 2009, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Just as lame 11 years later...

    by Dasinfogod

    Wow, you'd think that Harry would have learned not to be a sycophantic shill by now, especially after the blowback from this review, but he's still at it; brown-nosing his way across Hollywoodland. Oh, and by the way, despite the melodramatic flaws, DEEP IMPACT was a much better movie than ARMAGEDDON.

  • Aug. 13, 2009, 4:46 p.m. CST

    Making preparations.

    by GetEveryone

    Plumping the pillows..<P>Fetching the ice bucket<P>Choosing the beers.<P>Preparation topic: What went wrong?

  • Aug. 13, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Look at the names of the first two posters.

    by GetEveryone

    Andy and Paul.<P>AICN used to be... dull?

  • Aug. 13, 2009, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Hey GE

    by DrMorbius

    Just came over to check out the new digs. Looks like you've done a fine job getting everything in order.<P>I FEAR, THE END IS NEAR, IN THE PEDALBACK.

  • Aug. 13, 2009, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Not bad...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Pretty roomy...<p>We can put the big screen in that corner. The pool table over there...<p>Full kitchen and three baths? Full bar.. Amazing!!!

  • Aug. 13, 2009, 8:21 p.m. CST

    And feel that loading time

    by Disco_sucks

    Quicksilver, baby.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:40 a.m. CST

    How good would it be to

    by GetEveryone

    have this beauty sitting atop the TB list?<P>How would the heads react?<P>I'm keen...I'm very keen.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:47 a.m. CST

    See guys, we're already at home.

    by GetEveryone

    Should they punish us for our antics in the pedalback, we can show them what it really means to back-pedal.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 8:45 a.m. CST

    ARMAGEDDON OUT OF HERE!

    by Youngdog

    It seems only right if we are posting on a 10-year-old TB that the jokes should be equally antiquated

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 8:53 a.m. CST

    And another thing..

    by Youngdog

    ..these guys risked their LIVES flying into MOTHERFUGGIN' SPACE to blow up a ROCK and save our arses from destruction.<P>It kind of puts it all into persective and shows that piddling little issues like global terror, the environment and the economy really are not worth giving two shits about. Harry has shown a serious lack of taste in mocking their achievements.<P>We lost Bruce Willis for fucks sake! I mean sure, we kept Steve Buscemi - but BRUCE FUCKIN' WILLIS!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 9:58 a.m. CST

    90

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 9:59 a.m. CST

    89

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 9:59 a.m. CST

    88

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10 a.m. CST

    87

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10 a.m. CST

    86

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10 a.m. CST

    86

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:01 a.m. CST

    84

    by Youngdog

    I am such a dumb-arse

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:02 a.m. CST

    83

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:02 a.m. CST

    82

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:02 a.m. CST

    81

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:03 a.m. CST

    80

    by Youngdog

    I think 41811 is fucked!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:03 a.m. CST

    79

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST

    78

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST

    77

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST

    76

    by Youngdog

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:05 a.m. CST

    75

    by Youngdog

    Phew - no its still there!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:06 a.m. CST

    74

    by Youngdog

    No - I can see the listings but not the comments. Damm

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:07 a.m. CST

    73

    by Youngdog

    I am so going to get banned for this

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    hee hee, 69, hee hee

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    I would feel guilty about trashing 41811 but Stabby posted after me. I am such a snitch...

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    How come everyone is still posting there! I still can't get in to 41811 - and I ratted out Stabby as well!

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    41811 Lives!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:20 a.m. CST

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    I, however, am royally fucked when harry sees what I am up to.<P>Please Harry - let this ride. I almost never slag you off and I am really fond of my username.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:21 a.m. CST

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    And TPM is great

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    But AOTC is terrible - glad I got that one in.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:23 a.m. CST

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    I mean it - I'll cut back on the swearing, say my prayers, help old ladies with their shopping. Just PLEASE no banhammer

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:24 a.m. CST

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    COME ON!!!

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    But if you DO absolutely have to ban me then please don't wipe my posts - not for me but for the other guys who need me to do my bit in establishing this haven for backpedalbackers.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:30 a.m. CST

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    by Youngdog

    Just think about those brave souls who founded YOUR country - fleeing oppression, persecution etc.<P>Willing to sacrifice it all to venture out to new climbs, new challenges - just trying to find a part of the world they could call 'home'.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:31 a.m. CST

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    by Youngdog

    Dammit - if it all kicks off in the Avatar TB I'm NEVER going to make it. STOP POSTING IN OTHER TBs DAMMIT!

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    Must

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    Nearly half way!

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    HALF WAY THERE<P>Taken me less than an hour - I'm going for a ciggy break and then I'll be back to finish the job

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    Sod it - the ciggy can wait. It will taste SO much better if I get this done first.

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    two-thirds there - COME ON!

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    Not much further - pelase harry let me finish what I have started. Not like that amateur Luke Skywalker

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    I DID IT - TOP 10!<P>Back of the net!

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  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

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    That's it Harry - no more of this rediculous behavour from me. I thank you for patience and understanding. I also want to thank Cheeses, Subs, GE, Savagedave and Stabby from 41811 and 6DB, D.Vader, BSB and Asi (my favourite nemesis) who I have known a bit longer.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Whatever

    by Series7

    Harry doesn't even have a talkback account anymore.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Youngie is THE MAN

    by Subtitles_Off

    Now come home, y'all. Let the haters pop on in here and hype our ride while we do the heavy lifting.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Sorry Series7

    by Youngdog

    You really should have been in that 'thank you' list.<P>We cool?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Hey, can Mel join the party?

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I rarely post these days, but once in awhile something catches my fancy, or amuses me.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:36 a.m. CST

    I'll bring the booze

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I like Knob Creek Whiskey, and lots of it dammit!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Armageddon.....

    by lostbat

    Even after 10 years it still beats the shit out of most of the crap we see now. The cast was amazing!!We lost Bruce!! That's a clone walking around. But we lost also Michael Bay.. Lost with his HASBRO toys.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST

    And the cigs

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I was always partial to Newports

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:39 a.m. CST

    And Mel will bring the badly timed sexist comments

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Sugar tits anyone, anyone?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Thanks Youngdog

    by lostbat

    Keep them coming.....Lets rule the Talkback. Soon we will have New Moon shitting all over it...

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Mel also has a weird ass viking helm

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Which makes me look even more drunk than I already am. Also I'm thinking of shaving the beard and going with a tight little mustache, waddya all think?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:46 a.m. CST

    hee hee, 'Knob', hee hee

    by Youngdog

    Welcome to the party pal! We are refugees from the 41811 who, although intelligent and advanced in many ways, have been brought low through our reckless actions and are now reduced to seeking shelter wherever we can find it. <P>Sort of like those dudes from District 9. But without the looks. <P>I'm off back to 41811 to keep posting until the whole thing falls over. Damm - will we never learn?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:52 a.m. CST

    you crazy sumbithes did it.

    by finky089

    getting this old TB on the top ten already is hilarious! <p> (1) I hope it doesn't detract from the "Oldman Drops A Bomb" Tb falling short of 9K or 10K. and <p> (2) that being suddenly on the Top Ten gets it noticed by the mods who kibosh it quickly. I'm guessing they won't unless the activity to fluff this thing up really picks up. <p> Til then, party on!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:53 a.m. CST

    "sumbithes"

    by finky089

    great, now it sounds like I have a lisp

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:53 a.m. CST

    I'd like to bring back the well feathered mullet

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    That was a good look for me, back when I was People's Sexiest Man Alive. I think I still got it.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, noon CST

    Back in 1998

    by AsimovLives

    Armageddon was the Jar Jar Abram's Dawson Trek of day.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Armageddon was one of the worst movie i ever seen

    by AsimovLives

    Then Bay made Transformers. Then it came Jar Jar Abrams' Dawson Trek. And now i can't decide with is the worst.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Its only 10:01 here on the west coast

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    But never too early for Mel to start taking shots, here goes...<P>1-gulp

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST

    finky

    by DrMorbius

    If you run into TKD,tell him about the new place. Also I left some info for him about 1984 and the ASSKICKERS in the PEDALBACK. Off to see PONYO and D9, late.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Shot numero dos

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    2-gulp, yeaaahhhh, that's smooth.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Shot number 3

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    3-gupl, aohhhhh, ahem, cough cough, that one was a little rough for some reason.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Shot #4

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Here it goes...oh man this hit me quick...4-gulp! <P>Woooooohoooo, I love this job! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Shot #5

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Damn, I haven't gotten this tossed this early in the morning, since I was making the Man With No Face! <P>Okay, drumroll please, budadadadadadadadaada...<P>gulp-5, ta-da!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Peanut break for Mel

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I need to balance some of that Knob, with some honey roasted planters! Ooohh mfghgndgh (crunch' crunch' crunch). Mmmmmmm!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Shot numero Sixay essay

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I er speaka da spanish good-oh! Me llamo Mel, and... <P>Oh fuggit, GULP-6, DYAAAAMM!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Jeebus friggin' crikey Asimov

    by Youngdog

    This thing has been in the top 10 about an hour and you come in with your 'Jar-Jar Abrams' shtick.<P>You know I love you you mad portugeuse bastard but for crying out loud - LET IT GO!<P>Unless of course you are deliberatly trying to get a rise out of me in which case good work.<P>Man, I can't believe it - we haven't been here a day and already the place is ruined.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:11 p.m. CST

    MG.........MelGibsteinberg

    by DrMorbius

    Although we aren't recruiting, anybody who drops by is welcome in ther new PEDALBACK. Possible new name forthcoming?. so, WELCOME.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:16 p.m. CST

    How about a 7th

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Oh, okay, you beautiful beautiful man, you talked me into it. <P>Hey, did you ever grab Helen Hunt's sweet sweet can while working on What Women Want? <P>Are you kidding me (gulp-7, ohhh) not only her's but Marissa Tomei's and those two old codgers as well, Delta Burke and that blonde chick from Superman. <P>Really, how did Helen react? <P>That tight ass chick slapped me, and has never forgiven me sense. But no one can resist the Mel baby, no one!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Eleven years later and still plugging along

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    Cool.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Uh oh, Mel aint feelin so hot!

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Reliving old movie moments... <P>Danny's getting too old for this shit, ha ha ha! <P>Dick Donner is the best man, the BEST! <P> GIMME BACK MY SON!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Where's the John Quade obit/talkback?

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    Papillon, Outlaw Josey Wales, Every Which Way But Loose, Any Which Way You Can, and more 80s tv appearances than you can shake a stick at. Get on it before the Black Widows come for you. Hit it LordofHell.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Shot #9

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Wait wad happuned to #8? <P>I tossed two back on the second round, Mel is the MAN! <P>Nice, hey how was Gary Sinise, I heard he's a neo-con, would think you two would get along. <P>Screw that dude, he's a dick and doesn't like to party. I think he won't forgive me cause I made a pass at his gal. <P>Dammit Mel, you old bastahd, to MEL! <P>HAEEEEE, TO MEE!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:22 p.m. CST

    AHHHHHH

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Time to pull up my kilt at show the world my funky tube worm, Yeaaahhhh! <P>Wow Mel got waisted fast!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Honestly...

    by SeXX ED

    ... there would be considerably less trailer parks if bands like Aerosmith never existed. True.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Okay, okay, okay...shot #10-

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    This may be the last for ol' Mel. <P>gulp-10 <P>Wowza, ogay ogay, you wanna know who was a dirty chick, Julia Freakin' Roberts. Man I thought I could take her, out do her with pranks and what not, back on the set of Conspiracy Theory. <P>But let me tell you, she knew how to play the game, man, showing up at my trailer holding a dildo the size of a horse man, and asking me if she could get to "know" me better. Well damn, I thought, I thought well alright! She is here to party. <P>I won't even tell you about the time she offered to lick yours truly's grundle, and then when I lay back on the couch, she sits down on my face with her bare ass and starts grinding my nose, and then says, "Mel, you aint gonna win me over brown nosing, you gotta go down farther than that to impress me!" <P>Whoa did that really happen, or did you just imagine that whilst high? <P>Hey man, this is Mel we are talking about, shut the hell up, yes that really happened. Oh man am I drunk.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Youngdog

    by AsimovLives

    If you want, i can astop mentioning Jar Jar Abrams' Dawson trek... and start calling it Jar Jar Abrams' Crap Trek. would that be more to your satisfaction.<br><br>Any mention of a shit movie will bring comparisons to Jar Jar Abrams' Crap Trek. Jar Jar Abrams' Crap Trek is the new measure stick from which all shit will be measured up now. Armageddon measures up pretty nicely to Jar Jar Abrams's latest retardness.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Mel always loved Rene

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    She was a damn woman! Plus she even believed in God and hell and all that. <P>So what happened? <P>I was married, she was dating or something, it just never worked out. <P>Too bad.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Doc Morbius!

    by finky089

    I think TKD will find us here. But will repost the node on the BackpedalBenbenPedalback V2.0 just in case. <p> Let's hear/read you're review of D9 when you get back. If you and Subs end up in relatively the same place, I'm probably writting it off until a DVD in 12-18 months.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:37 p.m. CST

    unrelated note - THIS TB ROOTS FOR GINA CARANO

    by finky089

    not because I care, but b/c she's way cuter than that guy she's supposed to fight! <p> Is she fighting Mickey Rourke's Whiplash?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibsteinberg

    by finky089

    now that you're drunk, whaddya say to fightn' Gina Carano?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Mel is done with the whiskey

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    It's bringing back too many painful memories. Like my wife Victoria Lynn Riggs, oooohhh gawd baby 'sob 'sob, I'M SORRY! AHHH, I'M SO SORRY!!! <P>Whoa whoa whoa Mel, calm down dude, that was only Martin Riggs wife, your character from Lethal Weapon, jeezus pull yourself together man. <P>I'm sorry man, oh man I'm sorry. Did I ever tell you who was really behind 9/11. <P>Oh jeez, here we go, Mel why don't we go back to talking about Rene Russo. <P>Ooohhh yeah, Rene, damn she was a vixen. Not like that tight ass Helen Hunt who wouldn't put out for ol' Mel. But Rene, oohhh yeah, she was a tease. <P>She was a looker, dya ever see The Thomas Crown Affair. <P>Arghhh don't remind me man, she got all nekkid for that damn Irish man, she never did that crazy stuff with Mel, she told me she wouldn't do a nude scene cause of her religion. AND I BELEIVED HER! Ohh, but still, she made me crazy, yikes. <P>She sounds amazing. <P>By the way, who the hell am I talking to? <P>I am Mel's medula oblongata. <P>Huh? <P>Sorry, classical reference, nevermind.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Mel would make Gina Carino his bitch!

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Does she like the Three Stooges, cause I would Curly on her ass! <P>Woo de woop woop woop, nyuck nyuck nyuck!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Hey - less of the Armageddon bashing Asi

    by Youngdog

    You obviously didn't read my 08:53:36 AM post did you? He gave his life for us - and Hollywood was good enough to make Sixth Sense just so his ghost could collect a pay-cheque for it.<P>We came here to forge a new life, a new order. One based on tolerence and repect - and that includes acknowledging the debt we owe Bruce for saving our sorry arses from ARMAGEDDON!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Okay, maybe one more, shot #11

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    gulp-11 <P>Woot! I don't even feel it anymore. That is niiiicee. Especially my old knee, which I first injured running around like a loon on the set of Galipoli, and then I re-injured it on Lethal 2, and then again on that damn Lethal 4 trying to figure out how to fight Jet Li. Damn that chinaman was quick. <P>Please don't say chinaman Mel, that isn't PC. <P>Wahuh? Well waddya supposed to call them those little funny people. <P>Oh gawd, this never ends well. Malibu, Mel, Malibu, you must remember your failure at Malibu on PCH. <P>But master, is the drunk side stronger?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Youngdog, i don't bash Armageddon

    by AsimovLives

    I SHIT ON IT!!!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Oh great...

    by Youngdog

    ..now Mel's three sheets to the wind and talking to himself about his old films!<P>Just HOW am I going to explain the mess around here to the others when they arrive from a soon-to-be-broken backpedalback. You lot had better promise to help clear up.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1 p.m. CST

    Okay, Mel's moving away from Whiskey

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    AND ON TO TEQUILLA BABY! <P>Oh yes, this is a great idea.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Right - thats it!

    by Youngdog

    I'm off to the Vue Islington now to see Moon with the little lady - you lot had better get your act together before I get back.<P>And will someone PLEASE fix a coffee up for Mel.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Hey Youngdog

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Mel's got a hankerin' for some Taco Bell, it goes nice with the...gulp-#1 TEQUILA! I'm thinking a cheesey Gordita, a Crunchwrap Supreme, and Baja Chalupa. Anyone making a run for the border, puhleeeaaasee!!! <P>Well if you weren't going to make an ass of yourself before, you are now. Time to call the lawyers and make sure they are still on retainer. <P>IAMTHEKING OF MALIBU, YEAHHH!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Doncha worry bout a thing Youngdog

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Ol' Mel's gonna keep things together untils you get back, nothing could go wrong. But I was thinking of inviting some of my good ol buddies over, Robert Downey Jr., Stephen Baldwin (he's my spiritual mentor!) Britney Spears (she's my neighbor, and uhh, something else) oh and also Billy Baldwin, he has started going to church recently, plus he is Stephen's chaperone, after the whole celebrity jungle thing. <P>We'll keep the place nice and tidy for yas, until you get back! <P>Tequila shots for everyone!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Hey so I noticed that we are hear...

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    To talk bout Armageddon. <P>Okay, so here's Mels take. See the thing is, there's no drama with world ending events. Well I mean there is, but you gotta personalize it, you know. Like we did with Signs, and yes, Mel had a lot to say about that movie with M. Night Shinalightonmydingdong. <P>Oh I understand old Bruce was the personification of the drama, with his little hot squirt going off with that Daredevil guy, but they didn't focus enough on that. Instead they spent too much time with all the world staring up at the sunset, like it was a damn Folger's commercial or soemthing. <P>Now don't get me wrong, I think Bruce is a helluva guy, we haven't had a lot of time to talk, but I have seen him party and he knows how to tie one on. Didya see those pictures with him and young Lohan, damn they were about ta GET IT ON! Anyway, so yeah Armeggedon, it was good fun.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Why does this keep coming back?

    by Bones

    Man, I have been on this site since late 1998 (almost 11 years now)--reading this stuff takes me back. I remember seeing Deep Impact and Armageddon within a week of each other and being far more interested in Deep Impact.<p> Deep Impact suffered from having too many stories to tell for a feature-length film (It would have worked much better as a mini-series), but it had real characters and emotional storylines, where everything in Armageddon was a cartoon. And it had Morgan Freeman as the President, which to this day is just freaking awesome.<p> Armageddon had the backing of NASA and the worst physics I had ever seen in the movies...until I saw more of Michael Bay's work. The most egregeous error was them spinning the space station to give them artificial gravity...when it would have made the whole station Veritcal, not horizontal--actually I take it back EVERY SCENE IN SPACE WAS A TRAVESTY...but it looked good and people didn't have to think, and that's all that mattered.<p> The idea that this group of people could do anything to stop an asteroid of that size is rediculous. There would still be catastrophic damage caused by the raining of radioactive rock throughout the world, and the dust fragments would probably choke our atmosphere to death or at least into a Nuclear Winter scenario....animal cookies or no animal cookies.<p> Try watching Deep Impact again instead of Armageddon. It holds up much better, eleven years on...

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:24 p.m. CST

    So Mel liked Armaggeddon?

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Yeah, he thought it was decent fun, with some wizbang effects, and some good chuckles from Stevey B.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Asimov, what's worse: Dawson's Trek or Bayageddon?

    by Stabby

    In your honest opinion?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Deep Impact is still pretty dumb with soap-opera melodrama bulls

    by AsimovLives

    But it's still 1000 times better then Armageddon. And i fucking hate Deep Impact.<br><br>Holywood will never be able to make a movie about an asteroid going to crash on Earth in an inteligent and well made manner. They can't help fucking it up. And they will always fuck up the science, no matter how many technical advisers they will hire. Bunch of idiots!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Really Bones, Really?

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    You're gonna dust off Deep Impact, and that horrible CGI with the impending wave and Tea Leoni hugging her estranged father, and Frodo Baggin's racing through traffic on his little Honda Scooter? <P>Armaggeddon is well lit schlock fest, but if you are going to do a ridiculous story about the world ending due to an impending asteroid attack, at least make it look pretty. I mean damn, they even made Billy Bob look like he knew what he was talking about. <P>Of course the whole concept to begin with is pure science fiction drivel. Everyone knows the world doesn't end until 4 spectral horse riders show up to do battle with the earth whilst our savior comes back to sword fight a seven headed serpent, and then there is this dude called the anti-christ who goes all nuts and brings about the abomination that causes desolation, and...and...whoa, I think I just found my next movie. But what if I had it take place in the Old West, or better yet India, yeah! It will all be in Hindi with sub-titles. And they can fight back those bastard British and their imperial occupation. Oh man, this is gonna be epic. I need some more tequila!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST

    This is hilarious! This thing is climbing up the Top

    by Stabby

    Talkbacks list.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST

    You can thank drunkass Mel for that

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I've been taking shots all morning long in honor of your shenanigans!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:40 p.m. CST

    I'm riding the high of this TB like...

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    The coke I did off Patsy Kensit's perfectly shapped ass, and those full tanned tits of hers, oh man were those tasty.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Didn't Harry cry at the end of Armaggeddon?

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    But he didn't cry at the end of Passion of the Christ at his Butt-Numb-A-Thon. I know, I was there, drunk again off some micr-brew. Oh I know I did a video message, but that was only cause I didn't want you nerds touching Mel, I gotta reputation to maintain. So I sat in the back in my trenchcoat and sunglasses, and I flashed my diddley-doo at the fat chicks as they walked by, figured I would give them a thrill.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Mel's keeping this thing going all on his lonesome

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    As always, I find myself drinking alone, with no-one to bale me out.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Where is Robert Downey Jr?

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Damn him, he does one movie as a flying Tin Man, and now he's too good to come party with his old pal mel? <P>I visited you in prison Rober! What, you think you're better than me?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibsteinberg is welcome

    by Subtitles_Off

    at my house, anytime.<P>There seems to be some concern, elsewhere, wink-wink, that we are calling undue attention to ourselves. <P>Whatever. <P>Just remember to keep count.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's 1998

    by Stabby

    <br /><hr /> <a name="1999"></a> <h2>1999</h2><p> Don't worry, I won't hurt U<br />I only want U 2 have some fun<br />I was dreamin' when I wrote this<br />Forgive me if it goes astray<br />But when I woke up this mornin'<br />Coulda sworn it was judgment day<br />The sky was all purple, <br />there were people runnin' everywhere<br />Tryin' 2 run from the destruction, <br />U know I didn't even care<br /><br />'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over, <br />oops out of time<br />So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999<br /><br />I was dreamin' when I wrote this<br />So sue me if I go 2 fast<br />But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant 2 last<br />War is all around us, my mind says prepare 2 fight<br />So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight<br /><br />Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over,<br />oops out of time<br />So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999<br />Yeah<br /><br />Lemme tell ya somethin'<br />If U didn't come 2 party, <br />don't bother knockin' on my door<br />I got a lion in my pocket, <br />and baby he's ready 2 roar<br />Yeah, everybody's got a bomb, <br />we could all die any day<br />But before I'll let that happen, <br />I'll dance my life away<br /><br />Oh, they say two thousand zero zero party over, <br />oops out of time <br />We're runnin' outta time (Tonight I'm gonna)<br />So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)<br />we gonna, oww<br /><br />Say it 1 more time<br />Two thousand zero zero party over oops, <br />out of time <br />No, no (Tonight I'm gonna)<br />So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999) <br />we gonna, oww<br

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Didn't you guys jump over here a little early?

    by Continentalop

    I mean, you have caused the white screen effect on the other TB yet. That is like the money shot of TB.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Conti, We're still over there

    by Stabby

    It's lonely though.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 3:41 p.m. CST

    What the...

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Who said that, who was here, hnuh? Oh man, just woke up from my bourbon and tequila induced coma, jeez could have sworn someone was just here, but they vanished. <P>OUCH! Man does Mel have a headache, drinking in the morning was not a good idea, awwww. <P>But you know what the only cure for that is, drinking in the afternoon, oh yeah! Shots on me boys, Mel is getting blato, ouwoooo! ow ow owoooooo!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Are you guys giving up on 10,000 for the PedalBack?

    by ebonic_plague

    Did you break AICN again? <p> SKINNER!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 3:48 p.m. CST

    PS- Nice choice for a staging area

    by ebonic_plague

    This will easily be 1,000 times cooler than Armageddon.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 4:06 p.m. CST

    That Aerosmith song

    by Series7

    Was imspired by something James Brolin said about Barbra. Itsn't that odd.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 4:49 p.m. CST

    'Lop and ebonics

    by Subtitles_Off

    We figured out we had to jump over here if we were ever going to see you guys again.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Where'd you hear that Series 7?

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    About James and Babs? <P>Plus I said far mor romantic things to my wife, and they never made up a song about it, I used to tell her things like, "nice rack honey, I'd like suck rum from those baby feeders." and "baby I love your can, it makes all other cans look like chunks of white cottage cheese. Id love to ride your rear for days at a time!" also I'd say, "my purple headed yogurt slinger is hungry for attention, how bout a little gobble gobble? eh?" <P>Whats up, I was the epitome of class! They should right songs for ol' Mel.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Just seen Moon..

    by Youngdog

    ..what a great fuckin' film. Intelligent, tense and thought provoking - everything good sci-fi should be.<P>Highlights for me were;<P>- Great set design. Lived in, functional, believable. 2001 meets Red Dwarf.<P>- A cracking score from Clint 'Pop Will Eat Itself' Mansell. Dischordant, creepy but in no way intrusive.<P>- An awesome turn from Sam Rockwell. His Sam Bell was sympathetic, likeable and noble. Even when being a complete arse. To himself.<P>Ok the plot/twist wasn't quite as original as some have made out - if you keep your eyes and ears open you can tell whats about to happen about 5 minutes before its revealed but its done with enough panache and skill to make the whole thing seem to just unfold very naturally.<P>Overall I'd give it 8 out of 10 - I really fucking liked it!<P>Oh, and ebonic_plague about giving up on the BackpedalBack we have a saying at work. If you can't ride two horses you shouldn't have joined the circus.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Fuckin' brill - Continentalop..

    by Youngdog

    ..is here. NOW this is jumping - I would offer you a scotch but Mel has cleaned us out.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Youngdog, good to see ya partner

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Oh, and I'm still drunk! :)

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Youngster.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Look at him on top BOTH those ponies!!<P>Ride, Youngdog, ride.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:08 p.m. CST

    WTF guys?

    by TedKordLives

    Seriously, the load time getting to you? Welcome to my world, bitches!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:11 p.m. CST

    So I was thinking

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Which I often do, when I am totally hammered. That the action of critiquing Hollywood movies, not "films" but movies is really pointless. So comparing the achievements or the quality of Armageddon vs. Deep Impact is like comparing the quality and achievement of two massive turds, oddly enough something I found myself doing recently while "refunding" on some Wild Turkey. <P>So where was I going? Oh yeah, my point is that it comes back to a personal experience, and whether you enjoyed the experience of watching the movie. If the glaring technical problems and poor character development bothered you, than you have every right to walk away from that movie and say "bullshit, its crap!" (also you are a bit of a pencil necked geek if you cared too much about the scientific work regarding an impending asteroid attack, or meteor, I get those two confused, ;). <P> However, if a movie moves you, or entertains you, or makes you laugh, even if you know that its production quality is shite, you should still be able to exclaim to the world that you enjoyed it, with out being lamblasted for being a culturally deficient plebe with the brain power of a banana slug. <P>I really hope you guys get this point, because by the time I get back to movies and try to direct my Hindi language, India located re-interpretation of the Book of Revelation, I am going to need all the goodwill supporters I can get!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Daddy was a bankrobber. But he never hurt nobody

    by finky089

    He just loved to live that way. <p> And he luuuved to take your mon-nay.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Going back in time

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    The first poster said this...<P>This film is worse than Independence Day. It had the most cliched dialogue in any film I had ever seen. Yet another horrid American flag-waving piece of nonsense that couldn't even entertain me with its obscene budget. <P>Hmmm, I had something to say about this, but speaking of going back in time, I just opened up a bottle of 15 year old Macallan, and its calling my name. <P>Gulp-#1, hwere we goes again, woopideedoo!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah..

    by Youngdog

    ...and I saw the trailer for Shutter Island.<P>It looks good but made me realise that Leonardo DiCaprio is a walking anachronism. He could be the best actor in the world but every film you see him in he looks out of place and out of time. Did U.S marshals in the 1950's often have goatee beards? What IS he hiding under that thing?<P>He may have the method down pat but unless he disappears into characters the way Bobby D did then he is never going to do a Martin Scorsese film justice.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    This is sick...

    by Juan McClane

    just sick.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:30 p.m. CST

    You know who's a bitch

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Maria freaking Bello, that's what Mel thinks. I mean Helen was a stuck up twat, but Maria didn't even want to flirt or screw around. Do you know how tough it was to get that bitch to give me something back during the shoot. <P>I'm standing in the wind with my cock in hand and she can't even crack a smile, c'mon lady gimme sumptin! <P>But I swear I caught that chick breakin' wind on set one time, she tried to blame the grip on it, but Fernando was having none of it, he was like "listen stinky chick, that nastiness was your mess, don't go blaming me cause I had the kidney bean salad, I saw you at lunch with the beef and brocolli, so eat shit lady!" <P>That grip really put Maria in her place.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:39 p.m. CST

    I can see why you guys are here

    by Continentalop

    It is taking like 15 minutes to update the damn PebalBack. <p> Anybody got a beer for me?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:40 p.m. CST

    If you guys stay in here and post

    by finky089

    you'll forsake the Oldman TB. You dedicate your posting energy here and you've definitely doomed the backpedalTB V2.0 to sub-10K legacy. <p> A "coulda been". <p> A wash-up. <p> An under-achiever. <p> A nada. <p> A zip. <p> A zero. <p> A won't be. <p> A never will be. <p> A never was. <p> The other TB is DEAD, young sir, little miss. <p> It isn't going to eat too get a bloody nose or give one. <p> It isn't going to eat too much candy on halloween and wake up in the early hours of Nov 1 and throw it up in a quick glurt of acidic chocaltely bile. <p> It isn't going to have a first kiss or give one. <p> It'll never get bar-mitzvahed. <p> It'll never get laid. <p> It'll never get oral sex or give it. <p> It'll never get a handjob in the back of a movie theater or lurk in the corner of the theater and watch someone get one. <p> It'll never leave the nest. <p> And it'll never grow old gracefully, or live hard and fast and burn out brightly. <p> IT WILL JUST DIE. <p> I could go on all day and never get it right. <p> That other TB will whither away like a dried up flower bud that never bloomed. <p> Like a wet splash of water on hot white concrete around a swimming pool. <p> Like a spilled slurpee on hot summer asphalt. <p> it will just evaporate. And maybe leave behind a slight discoloring that a few people who saw the slurpee hit the road will recognize as the place it all went down. But anyone else passing through will disregard as less than a greasy spot on Main Street. <p> Is that how you want it to go? <p> Subs? <p> Series? <p> 'Moose? <p> Stabby? <p> YoungDawg? <p> Mel? <p> TedKord? <p> Doc M? <p> just askin

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Mel's got Fat Tire and Bass for you Conti

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Pick your poison!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:43 p.m. CST

    finky, I post in both

    by Continentalop

    While I wait for the other one to update

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:45 p.m. CST

    But Finky, Mel's getting old

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    And its hard waiting around 10 minutes for the post to upload. <P>Mel is not a patient man, Goddammit! He wants satisfaction now, plus he's drunk and the keyboard is not his friend.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Fat Tire sounds nice

    by Continentalop

    Could somebody also pass me some chips?

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Thanks finky..

    by Youngdog

    ..I did say this Subs - we need to focus. Lets get our arses back to 41811 and finish what we started. This place isn't going anywhere - we got it back once we can do it again.<P>But our chance at reaching the 10K? We can't blow it now we have come this far. Fuck refresh times - we do these things NOT because they are easy but BECAUSE they are hard. No regrets.<P>FOR OLDMAN, FOR CHEESEY, FOR FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:50 p.m. CST

    have we officially given up on PedalBack?

    by Six Demon Bag

    i played hooky from work and went and saw Harry Potter and D9...

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:54 p.m. CST

    No 6DB

    by Continentalop

    This is just us going outside for a cigarette and talk. The party is still taking place inside.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:55 p.m. CST

    You had to use my words against me Youndog

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Damn you, damn you all. Mel's starting to feel a little sober, think I'll lube up with Conti and start in on some Fat Tire. The calories will probably settle my stomach, what withe the bourbon, tequila, and now scotch. Oh and did I mention the Vodka I slipped in there earlier? I have a venerable United Nations of liquor doing cartwheels in my bread basket. I'm not sure they are going to want to stay there for long.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:56 p.m. CST

    I hear ya Mel. And I can't blame you. Any of you, really.

    by finky089

    that was one of my "self-indulgent" posts. Mostly just for the fuck of it, aside from tryign to make a minor point about posting here (one that I'm knowingly going against by the nature of this very post!) and partially riffing on part of King's "The Body" (Standy By Me's novella)

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Got room for a fellow fuckin' PROFESSIONAL up in here??

    by spud mcspud

    BSB, Conti... PROFESSIONALS ASSEMBLE!<P> This is a worthy successor to the Baleback. Youngdog has done something great here today. Respect is due.<P> ARMAGEDDON GOING UP IN HERE!!!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Mel's a filthy dog

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    No doubt about it, sometimes, in the quiet of my soul, I consider the fact that I shoudl be put down. But c'mon, whats a party without good ol' Mel getting shit faced and spewing innapropriate garbage. You know you want to hear my stories, just ask, I'll fill you in.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST

    finky089

    by spud mcspud

    As the floods of God<P> Wash away thin air<P> They say it was written<P> In the page of the Lord<P> But I was looking<P> For that great jazz note<P> That destroyed<P> The walls of Jericho<P> <P> The winds of fear<P> Whip away the sickness<P> The messages on the tablet<P> Was Valium<P> As the planets form<P> That golden cross Lord<P> I'll see you on<P> The Holy Cross Roads...

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Hey Mel

    by spud mcspud

    Tell me about the one where you woke up and realised you'd fucked the pizza

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Spud!

    by Youngdog

    The call has been sounded and the cavalry is here! No BSB just yet but I wouldn't rule it out.<P>I can sleep easy here in the UK now I know this place is full of friends and in the hands of people who know how to look after a TB. Please pay a visit to 41811 as well if your bandwith will allow it

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Hey Youngdog!

    by spud mcspud

    I'm here in the UK too (currently crushing on a young and sexy Goldie Hawn on PRIVATE BENJAMIN - she was quite teh hotness back in the day!) so I'll be signing off in the next few mins, but this is offically THE place to be for the next 10,000 posts!<P> Will get over to 41811 too - you've won me over with the madness. Keep it going!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Mel.......after the pizza story

    by DrMorbius

    How about the time you turned Jodie Foster to the Dark Side. Cause ever since then, she's sworn off the dick.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Oh don't get me started Spud!

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Do you have any idea how much cocaine the human body can consume of hooker's snatch's. Oh by the way, I'm floatin' on some heavy morphine shit boys, I just tried to pull the Martin Riggs shoulder trick in the other room, before I realized that I am NOT Martin MUTHAFUCKIN Riggs. The pain was unreal, don't want to talk about it. <P>Pizza fuckin Spuds, you want to talk about pizza fucking? How about waking up to find your dick shoved up the back end of freshly backed chicken cordon bleu, that cheese burns like no other. And that tramp Britney said she was lactose intollerant and wouldn't suck the cheese off. <P>Damn that little tramp, what's a little iritable bowl syndrome when my johnson is melting in a pastry filled with hot lava sauce!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:27 p.m. CST

    YoungDog

    by finky089

    I listen to Clash's Magnificanet Seven as I write this and think fondly of the group here banding together over in 41811 to push that beast to 10K!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:33 p.m. CST

    "Magnificanet" - see? FUCK PROOFREADING!

    by finky089

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:34 p.m. CST

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:37 p.m. CST

    ok, I won't be back here until we hit 10K in 41811

    by finky089

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:38 p.m. CST

    See Dr Mobius

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Here is the problem with floating between rooms, I'm doubling up on stories. <P>So here's the skinny on Foster, she was a righteous babe, she got a little faded on some Jim Beam and came a knocking on ol Mel's trailer door. We played hide the pokey, quivering love pudding, and ball park franks in buns. I thought everything was great, we had a blast making Maverick. Then I see her one day and she's rug munchin' at this party that Lou Diamond Phillips threw. Well I go up to her and I'm like "hey toots, what happened?" <P>I was expecting a smile or some mild flirting, but then she goes off on me about ruining her mojo, and causing her to shit wrong for a week, and re-curring nightmares of my tube worm. <P>I mean, sure, I felt bad, but listen lady, when you play with Mel, you are going to get MEL!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Guys, I gotta be honest

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I don't know if Mel has the stones to keep up two rooms, half the time I barely know where I am anyway, and now I gotta stay consistant. That liquor has gotten to me. What a day!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST

    mommy, why does everybody have a bomb?

    by Six Demon Bag

    the best part of 1999---then ending they ALWAYS cut out.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Armageddon Time!

    by TedKordLives

    This is so much fun it's freaky!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Every time I post here-

    by TedKordLives

    I post twice in the District 9 TB. I gotta support it, sorry.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 7:29 p.m. CST

    ted--you liked D9 too?

    by Six Demon Bag

    i thought it was pretty good...

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Fun

    by Hudson Cock

    while it lasted. You're all worthless and weak.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 8:27 p.m. CST

    6DB

    by TedKordLives

    Dude, I loved it. It was like a gift from God, especially after such a crappy summer for movies. I saw exactly four good movies this summer:Moon, D9, Drag Me To Hell, and Star Trek(Dumb, but exciting and well-crafted). Actually, that'd be two good movies, one great film, and one good dumb popcorn movie.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 9:10 p.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/ls7xnk

    by ironic_name

    http://tinyurl.com/ls7xnk

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 9:13 p.m. CST

    ted

    by Six Demon Bag

    yeah all the films ive seen this summer have been winners...except T4...havent seen moon yet...<P>seeing funny people sat and hurt locker on sun...

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 9:19 p.m. CST

    d9 is the only great movie i've seen this year.

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    When you see that spud mcspud is here

    by Continentalop

    You know the party really started

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:09 p.m. CST

    What's the point Ted

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    If you post here and at the D9 board, you really aren't advancing either, its like voting for both David Archuleta and David Cook in the final, something a Brit would do. Don't be such a Brit Ted! <P>Trust me Ted, in Mel's book, being a Brit is the worst thing ever, in fact just calling you a British Imperialist is akin to the worst swear ever, in Mel's world that is. Mel hates the British, don't be a Brit!

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Conti, did you see spud?

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I need to remind him to watch out for my pube trimmings, see I was trying on some pantyhose in the bathroom, and I'd just finished off a bottle of Shiraz, when I realized I wasn't going to be able to fit my, well, you know what just tell him that the stuff on his burger isn't fresh ground pepper! <P>Mel apologizes, Mel is pretty wasted.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Rats, you guys got my hopes up for nothing.

    by detinue

    When I saw this on the Top Talkbacks board I thought maybe someone had made a sequel or something.

  • Aug. 14, 2009, 11:29 p.m. CST

    Welcome to the underground detinue

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    CAN YOU DIG IT!

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 2:34 a.m. CST

    Am I getting it?

    by ToMonicker

    R u getting it? Arm-a-geddon? Wow. This is ancient. A fast food film, if ever there was one. The Rock is way more re-watchable. ;-)

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 2:36 a.m. CST

    That's Armageddon!

    by ToMonicker

    was first? on Kentucky Fried Movie? Right?

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 3:31 a.m. CST

    Armageddonouttahere!

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 3:34 a.m. CST

    wow super cool movie man

    by dioxholster

    Michael Bay's best!

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 4:16 a.m. CST

    Whoa...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Who are all these people...?<p>This place was supposed to be a secret....

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 4:50 a.m. CST

    secret

    by dioxholster

    is out

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 5:36 a.m. CST

    Every party needs..

    by Youngdog

    ...a pooper thats why we invited HUDSON COCK!<P>You pulled this shit already further up under Juan McClane. Are you Walter B back from the dead?<P>This place is still in the top 10 and beckpedalback notched up 600+ posts in the last 24 hours.<P>THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 6:20 a.m. CST

    Oh and to all Londoners..

    by Youngdog

    ..who were gutted about John Hughes' recent passing the Prince Charles Cinema off Leicester Sq are showing a Planes, Trains/Ferris Bueller double bill this coming Tuesday.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 6:37 a.m. CST

    TedKordLives

    by AsimovLives

    If a movie is dumb, then it's not good. Dumb is bad. Thus, call it something else but good. Like guilty pleasure or somethign like that. But to call it good is an insult to all the good movies and the filmmakers who made them.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 6:38 a.m. CST

    When they made Armageddon...

    by AsimovLives

    ... they went full retard.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 6:59 a.m. CST

    it was good retarded

    by dioxholster

    everytime i see it i enjoy it even more. no doubt this movie will be played out on CNN 24/7 when a real Asteroid comes for us.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Its still a CLASSIC

    by dioxholster

    well done Michael Bay. you made my childhood wonderful.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 7:03 a.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    So JJ Trek is worse than Underworld and Uwe Boll's films? Right........

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Wow. Nobody has come in here for years.

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Much like Kathy Bates' pussy.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 8:32 a.m. CST

    http://i25.tinypic.com/16av2pl.jpg

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 8:33 a.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/mrlqbo

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 8:41 a.m. CST

    ironic_name

    by dioxholster

    that pic is disgusting

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 9:21 a.m. CST

    AVATAR is an ego-trip

    by dioxholster

    JM wants to show off his 9-inch cock by wrapping his legs around our heads and thrusting his cock into our eyeballs.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 9:23 a.m. CST

    wrong talkback

    by dioxholster

    sorry

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Heheh, hey its Chris Cooper. I remember that guy!

    by D.Vader

    From back in the day. <p> I like how either all these posters go by different names now, or they don't come at all anymore. Or they were all banned. You never see these Talkbackers around these days.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    respect the ARMAGEDDON! and tame the DEEP IMPACT

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 6:35 p.m. CST

    I'd give Tea Leoni a DEEP IMPACT

    by TiPPiDa

    In her pants.<p>

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Forget Armageddon

    by TiPPiDa

    LETS TALK ABOUT "THE AVENGERS"!!!! Sean Connery! Uma Thurman as Emma Peel! That dude from Schindlers List!! this movie is gonna make some serious bank! Watch this space!

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Armageddon does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Ah yeah

    by spud mcspud

    Let's get this bitch back up in the list. They're still talking about that fucking non-event Gary Oldman comment up at the top - let's give them the full Mel Gibsteinberg!!!<P> I'm watching BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA and flicking over to BUBBA HO-TEP every few minutes. I will have the greatest dream EVER tonight. That's one fucked up combination.<P> Oh, and I'll bring Jodie Foster BACK from the Dark Side when I'm ready. For now, she can drink from the furry cup.

  • Aug. 15, 2009, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Ah, THAT'S 41811

    by spud mcspud

    You've pulled a Baleback on that non-event. Nicely done.<P> See you in the party room 41811. Spud's got some shit to attend to...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 2:42 p.m. CST

    10k in 41811

    by anonymoose

    Celebrate.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Pedalback seems to have broken AICN

    by savagedave

    New posts adding to the count but not showing up.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Cobra does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Guess we're locked out boys.<p> It was good times tho...<p> After this one I'm retiring from AICN for a while. This dojo has other dealings to tend to...<p> It was good to bow out on a high, and all you guys get lifetime kudos, i'll hear no ill words spoken against you.<p> Conti, take care of yourself buddy.<p> If you'll excuse me I have a rather good bottle of red to try...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Noticed that.

    by anonymoose

    ಠ__ಠ <P> Well, I'm off to start my day. Later.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Those British Bastards!!!

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I wrote all you pedalback champions a proper congratulations. It was full of Catholic shame and well timed vulgarity. But I was cock-blocked by the powers that be!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Take care all of you...

    by Youngdog

    ... now let us slip away like shadows in the night. There is no greater reward than a job well done.......<P>I'll see you boys sometime. Maybe here, maybe there. Sometime. Anytime.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Official

    by Subtitles_Off

    I have the “exact” 10000th.<P>We indeed passed it before we thought we did. The counter hadn't been keeping to-the-second tally for a couple of days.<P>It only matters to the record keepers.<P>We all share 10000!!!<P>And Asi gets the Spirit Award @ post #10024.<P>The Back-pedalback crashed with post #10055 submitted by Series7.<P>The 10000th post was submitted @1:55:29 by my heterosexual life partner 6DB, and I quote “Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.”<P>Thank you, all!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Like a fish on a bumper

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    I'm trying to come up with a logo to commemorate the Oldman pedalback 10K. For now I'm just leaving you dudes some breadcrumbs and props.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Did anyone create a PDF of backpedalback for posterity?

    by Stabby

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Don't you get the sense...

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    That some AICN Admin was watching the Oldman TB and saying "okay, I'll let you folks have your fun, but at 10K this bandwidth hog is shut down!" <P>And the 10055 it died on was the soonest he was able to kill it? What happened to Harry's little idea of Film Anarchy, what happened to allowing the common man amongst us the opportunity to get tossed and create thousands upon thousands of vulgar and dispicable posts late into the night for our own personal enjoyment. What happened to... <P>wait for it... <P>FREEEEDOOOMMM! <P>Sorry, that was weak, just had to.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:22 p.m. CST

    If they haven't yet Stabby

    by savagedave

    They still can, we've not lost anything up till 10k plus.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Yeah Mel I got that too

    by savagedave

    You'd think whichever one did it would have had the courtesy to say so though. If they read I'm sure they must have had some fun out of it, if not as much as we did.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Oops.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Another spare post was just counted. I may have to adjust my "official" number. <P>Which begs the question, will we ever really know, officially and with absolute certainty?<P>Perhaps not, but as of this minute the tally for The Back-pedalback stands at 10308, with an accuracy of +/- 10.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:34 p.m. CST

    I'm trying to make a pdf but it's been hung up in

    by Stabby

    Preparing stage forever.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Subby,

    by Stabby

    mine's reading 10059

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:37 p.m. CST

    pedal back

    by water_shit_anderson

    one of the best times of my life

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:38 p.m. CST

    unfortunately

    by water_shit_anderson

    james camerons shitty avatar site took a shit on my great day.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Mine got to 10034

    by savagedave

    I think, then stopped displaying new posts. The counter did keep going up though, for a bit.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:45 p.m. CST

    what happened in there...its still tallying

    by Six Demon Bag

    but not displaying...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:46 p.m. CST

    i wonder whos posting in there

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Congrats, you guys

    by finky089

    I tried posting a little while ago over at the Backpedalback v.20whatever youcall it, but, as you all know by now, it be locked out. <p> I suppose they figure letting ti get to 10K was enough recognition of it and blackbox posting in would have been more recognition than they wanted to give it. The more they legitimize this kind of thing, the more it perpetuates future instances. <p> To me, havign it happen once every 18 months or so ain't that bad. But, hey, i just post here!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:48 p.m. CST

    if the post count keeps going we could still get 20k!

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:54 p.m. CST

    rats....it stopped

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:55 p.m. CST

    i was posting and then...came over here

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    by water_shit_anderson

    So is there going to be an after pedalback after party in here? <p> Where's mel and the booze?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Counter is still going up in there

    by savagedave

    But no joy

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:10 p.m. CST

    I truly believe

    by Subtitles_Off

    it is ratcheting up posts because it is behind the count.<P>Am I the only one who noticed the tally seemed way off for days?<P>I really doubt it's counting limbo posts. Computers can't do that, can they?<P>I'm going to wait until it stops counting and make my "official" calculations from there.<P>If Stabs ever gets the bitch PDF'd, I'd almost be willing to dedicate the next month of my life to counting it and summarizing it.<P>Oh, the party is on here, buddies! Some of us might be taking a wee break (Myself, I haven't washed my ass in a month), but we are going to continue. Bet all-in on that one.<P>Cheeses, I'll see you here tonight, and we can tear it up!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    I'm going to make some celebratory mashed potatos!

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Yum, mashed potatoes!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Share them with mrs_wet_shit. I don't believe any of the unsavory things that have been said about her.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:25 p.m. CST

    You know

    by Subtitles_Off

    I really wish AICN would ban UFatSelloutBitch so we could lose that post up there. That fucker's annoying.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Somebody tell AsimovLives to get his ass over here.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I wanna kiss that crazy bastard!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST

    I think 10065 is the end. I think, I think.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Hiiiii everybody...

    by Disco_sucks

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    Howdy Disco!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    Howdy Disco!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Have a cigar and some champagne.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Looks as if I mised the big 10k

    by Disco_sucks

    Posted after 10057 but obv. it didn't get on. Congratulations! See you boys were talking best if lists while I was away.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:09 p.m. CST

    For what it's worth.

    by Disco_sucks

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:13 p.m. CST

    ...some of my own favourite moments

    by Disco_sucks

    Top ten action moments, coming up.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    10) They Live

    by Disco_sucks

    Rowdy Roddy Piper pays the bank a visit, but he isn't after a loan. BOOM. "Momma don't like tattletales."

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:25 p.m. CST

    9) Robocop

    by Disco_sucks

    ED-209 fails the corporate demonstration with honours. "Drop your gun, you have twenty seconds to comply." "I'd do what he says." Exec drops gun. "You have fifteen seconds to comply."

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    8) Predator

    by Disco_sucks

    Billy remains the centre of calm in the storm. "I'm scared, Poncho." "Bullshit, you ain't scared of no man." "There' something out there waiting for us and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:32 p.m. CST

    howdy Quade!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:32 p.m. CST

    7) Hard To Kill

    by Disco_sucks

    Seagal finally gets over his amnesia and remembers. "And you can take that to the bank"."I'm going to take you to the bank, Senator Trent. The blood bank."

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Close, 6DB but no cigar

    by Disco_sucks

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST

    6) Terminator

    by Disco_sucks

    Arnie goe to the police station posing as a visitor for Sarah Connor only to be told visiting hours are over. "I'll be back", he promises the desk attendant, and duly fulfills his promise. In a huge fuck-off truck.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    8A)PREDATOR...

    by Six Demon Bag

    MAC shaves...WITH NO FUCKING LOTION!!!! that is all man...or so ive heard...i'll let you know when i get to that age..

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    got my AVATAR preview tix...

    by Six Demon Bag

    proceed to laugh at me!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:38 p.m. CST

    total recall

    by Six Demon Bag

    arnie uses a pedestrian as a human fucking shield and then tosses his lifeless body onto the bad guys behind him...THAT IS A GOOD CHASE SCENE!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:39 p.m. CST

    5) Total Recall

    by Disco_sucks

    "Doug. Honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweet heart? Sweet heart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!" BANG. "Consider that a divorce."

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Avatar tickets?

    by Disco_sucks

    You lucky bar steward, 6DB. I haven't been paying attention to the rest of the site the past couple of weeks, when is it?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:46 p.m. CST

    4) Die Hard

    by Disco_sucks

    John McClane uses a bit of good 'ol American ingenuity and Japanese hardware to get Hans' attention. "Is the building on fire?" "No but it's gonna need a paint job and a shitload of new screen doors."

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:49 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Subtitles_Off

    @6DB, with pointing and lots of projectile spittle

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:51 p.m. CST

    3) Army of Darkness

    by Disco_sucks

    Every time Ash opens his mouth really, but especially: "Hey, what's that on your face?"

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:57 p.m. CST

    disco

    by Six Demon Bag

    friday night...go to avatarmovie.com

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 5:59 p.m. CST

    2) Aliens

    by Disco_sucks

    The last few survivors are holed up and watching their trackers for the approaching aliens. "Thy're right on us!" "Remember, short controlled bursts" "Nine metres, seven, six..." "That's inside the room!"

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:05 p.m. CST

    does anyone else feel like they are standing...

    by Six Demon Bag

    on GENESIS watching the Enterprise crash and burn?<P>we've left our girl and she treated us better than we couldve imagined or asked for....<P>my god bones...what have i done?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:09 p.m. CST

    2A)ALIENS...

    by Six Demon Bag

    the scene where HUDSON sacks up and gives it...oh you want some of this too...cmon you too!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:11 p.m. CST

    1) TEMPLE OF DOOM?

    by Six Demon Bag

    scene starting in the palce bedroom where indy is fighting thuggee til end credits! BEST LONGEST SCENE EVER!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:17 p.m. CST

    1) Commando

    by Disco_sucks

    "Where is she?"<p>"Mellow out, man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces. Your daughter's safe, colonel, whether she stays that way is up to you. My people got some business with you, and if you want your kid back you gotta co-operate. Right?" <p>"Wrong." (BLAM)

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Bonus scene

    by Disco_sucks

    The robot in Rocky IV. You KNOW you wanted one too.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    6DB

    by Subtitles_Off

    We're only starting, pally.<P>Watch Node 1631 make its triumphant return to The Top Ten, and see 'em all come back.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    And, we're there!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:21 p.m. CST

    10108th

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:22 p.m. CST

    I mean, 10377th

    by Subtitles_Off

    Fuck math, bitches!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:25 p.m. CST

    SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO

    by savagedave

    Dolph Lundgren is the man. He's just fucked Tia Carrera, by lying back and letting her do all the work, and coming after about 30 seconds. Which is pretty much what I'd do.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:29 p.m. CST

    recently watched KRULL again...

    by Six Demon Bag

    ok i'll say it--its not as bad as i made out...i liked it...i really liked it...<P>oh and TIME BANDITS...best time travelling midget movie ever.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Glad to see everyone made it out alive

    by Continentalop

    I was afraid we might have lost a couple.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:45 p.m. CST

    conti

    by Six Demon Bag

    why cant they kill GWEN STACY in the next few SPIDERMAN FILMS?<P>kinda fuzzy on SM3..

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Nice list, Disco. Here's mine.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sub's Favorite Action Sequences, in no particular order, subject to be completely different (pending on 'Lop's suggestions)<P>PLANET OF THE APES - the cornfield, first appearance of a gorilla on horseback<P>BULLITT - the car chase through the streets of the city<P>STRANGERS ON A TRAIN - as a carousel spins out of control and the antagonists fight, a carney crawls under the carousel to get to the brake (a scene filmed with an actual stuntman crawling under an actual out-of-control merry-go-round)<P>ALIENS - Same scene as Disco described - a killer! <P>JAWS - the harpooning scene with Hooper racing to tie a marker to a float<P>BOURNE SUPREMACY - the climactic car chase in Moscow<P>BATMAN - the Axis Chemical scene<P>MARATHON MAN - Dustin Hoffman's dental torture<P>BONNIE & CLYDE's death(tie)<P>THE GODFATHER - Sonny's death(tie)<P>BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN - The Odessa Steps. (Later referenced by Brian DePalma in THE UNTOUCHABLES.)

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST

    That's not a bad list either, subs

    by Disco_sucks

    Though I concur with whoever put Quint's USS Indianapolis speech in their list. That was one of cinema's all-time great moments for sure. The bit in Once Upon A Time in the West when Hank Fonda shoots the kid is pretty great too.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:57 p.m. CST

    bout time, eh Frank?

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Six Demon Bag, they could BUT

    by Continentalop

    The problem is that MJ has already been established as his first big love. Anything they do now will smack of the filmmakers just trying to do something to bring back the MJ romance or acknowledge that it has played out. It would just smack of them not knowing what to do with Peter's personal life, and Gwen's death wouldn't be nearly as big as in the comics where it was established that he CHOSE Gwen over MJ - she was his soul mate. <P> Now they could just go ahead and reverse the thing and kill MJ, but I think the problem with that is that audiences are already sick of her. Killing her would just them admitting they have reached the limit of the MJ-Peter relationship and gone past it by a couple of movies. It wouldn't be greeted by shock, it would be greeted by cheers. <P> I just think they fucked up by doing the Death of Gwen Stacy rip off in the first one. They should have saved it for part three. Think of the emotional payoff if in part 2 you introduce a new love interest and create a love triangle, in the end of 2 or beginning of 3 you have Peter chose Gwen and then have her tragically die. <p> The other problem I have is the GG won't be the killer. I know a lot of people would say so what, but my thing is I want to see the best Spider-Man stories adapted, and the Death of Gwen Stacy was also the Death of the Green Goblin. That is the story I want to see. <P> The other thing I don't think people realize is that The Green Goblin became Spider-Man's biggest foe when he killed Gwen, not before it. Before that it was probably Doc Oct. And by dying, the Green Goblin became this perfect boogie man, this idea of evil. When others down the Green Goblin outfit or when the Hobgoblin uses his weapons and tools, they are taking the mantle of this evil person who killed the person closest to Peter. They are taking up his legacy of evil, and without that legacy of evil the New Goblin and a Hobgoblin are just derivative villains, not people you can understand who scare Peter because he worries that they might hurt who is close to him now.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:58 p.m. CST

    this refresh rate is amazing!

    by Six Demon Bag

    i feel so young and alive!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 6:59 p.m. CST

    More action

    by savagedave

    1) BTILC: Chang Sings vs Wing Kong (both times<p>2)EXTREME PREJUDICE; ending(yeah it's a Wild Bunch redux but still good)<p>3)MILLERS CROSSING; Danny Boy<p>4)AKIRA; First bike battle<p>5)CONAN; Orgy Battle..."You"

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Just realized

    by savagedave

    3,4 & 5 are largely made by their music.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:06 p.m. CST

    conti--

    by Six Demon Bag

    i see your point..that would be upsetting...they have really fucked up the continuity a little..i WOULD be upset that if they killed gwen, it wouldnt be by GG's hands...and you are correct to assume that the impact wouldnt be that great...unless they didnt do it til SM7...and have MJ fall by the wayside a little...<P>we'll see...but they do need to stick to classic characters...if they even think of CARNAGE...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Nice lists

    by Continentalop

    I might have added THE FRENCH CONNECTION chase scene, the final fight in YOJIMBO, the one shot robbery from GUN CRAZY, the chariot race in BEN-HUR, the final sword fight in ROB ROY, and the final chase scene in THE ROAD WARRIOR. <P> Shit, and the final shot of the guy shooting at the audience from THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Am I the only one

    by Subtitles_Off

    who liked ROB ROY a whole lot more than BRAVEHEART?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:11 p.m. CST

    the Billy Batts beatdown in GOODFELLAS is a standout...

    by Six Demon Bag

    i didnt mean to get blood on your floor..

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Greatest ending to a movie ever

    by Continentalop

    Ok, just the ones that pop in my head right now. <P> GODFATHER, closing the door on Annie Hall. <P> SOME LIKE IT HOT ' "well, no one is perfect." <p> THE BREAKING POINT - a young boy waiting on the docks for his father who will never return. <P> CITIZEN KANE - "oh, so that was what this thing was all about." <P> PSYCHO - Norman Bates, "mother", sitting in the cell as we superimpose the skull with the car being dragged out of the mud. <P> CHINATOWN - "Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown." <P> And bar none, the greatest ending to a movie ever GREED. If you haven't seen it, see it. Hands down the most balls out and poetic ending ever IMO.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Coolio vs Pterodactyls

    by savagedave

    Has to be up there.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:15 p.m. CST

    I thought ROB ROY was much better than BRAVEHEART

    by Continentalop

    BRAVEHEART was ok when it was just a fun action movie, but once people started saying it was a great movie, I was like "uh, no." <P> BRAVEHEART is a lie of a movie (just like GLADIATOR). It tries to pretend that it is about some sort of bigger ideals, like freedom or against tyranny, but really both of them are just revenge movies. He wants to kill the people responsible for killing his wife. And the entire freedom thing is just a cover to make it look like he is doing something noble instead of doing something for his own personal reasons.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:16 p.m. CST

    i dont give a damn but i think the ending to...

    by Six Demon Bag

    NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN rocked...im sick of people saying that it sucked...it just ends...no violent climax and closure...he walks off and sherriff is talking about dreams...great stuff...i love that it pissed the mainstream audience people off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Shit forgot...

    by Continentalop

    SUNSET BLVD - "I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille." <P> CASABLANCA - "Louis, this is the beginning of a Beautiful friendship." <P> And THE SEARCHERS - with the closing of the door on John Wayne and the West.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:19 p.m. CST

    I have confirmed

    by Subtitles_Off

    The back-pedalback IS, indeed tasllying posts that it is not adding to the thread. So, I'm going back to the original determination that Series7's final post was post #10047, and I will adjust everything accordingly for the morning summary.<P>Am I the only one with this anal compulsion?<P>Not THAT anal compulsion, Mel, or savage, or Cobra, or whoever was gonna slam me first.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:20 p.m. CST

    LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN had a great ending as well

    by Continentalop

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:22 p.m. CST

    What?

    by Subtitles_Off

    No love for Charleton Heston with his face in the sand?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:23 p.m. CST

    I agree 6DB

    by Continentalop

    NCFOM rocked. And I can't wait to see the Coens' new movie, A SERIOUS MAN, and the latest adaptation of McCarthy, THE ROAD (God, I hope the Weinstien's don't fuck it up and wuss it up).

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:23 p.m. CST

    You are right Subs

    by Continentalop

    That is a great ending. "Damn you all to hell!"

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:26 p.m. CST

    I'm really worried about THE ROAD

    by Subtitles_Off

    I read that entire book in one long afternoon, and I openly wept twice. I was pretty much obliterated for three days afterwards.<P>The movie will have to really impress me to match the experience of reading the book.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Good call on Braveheart, Conti

    by Disco_sucks

    Though I will say Psycho is let down for me by the anti-climactic ten minutes or so beforehand. No Country for Old Men was great too, with Del Toro and the look he gives those kids at the end.<p>For me though, these five spring to mind right now:<p>DR. STRANGELOVE - riding the bomb down into armageddon, soundtracked by Vera Lynn.<p>Full Metal Jacket with the now heart-hardened marines walking through a living hell singing the mickey mouse club theme. Really, Kubrick is THE master of cinematic moments.<p>Good, THE BAND AND THE UGLY - Eastwood leaving the runt to die, then turning round from the top of the distant hill and casually shooting through the noose.<p>WILD BUNCH - no further explanation necessary<p>And lastly, my all-time favourite:<p>ROLLERBALL - "JONATHAN! JONATHAN! JONATHAN!" Now that's a feelgood movie.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    The NO COUNTRY debate was settled

    by Subtitles_Off

    a long time ago. That is a great film with a great, provocative ending.<P>Anyone who says otherwise is using language inappropriately.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Aw shit of course, Planef of the Apes

    by Disco_sucks

    "Wait a minute...statue of liberty...that was our planet! Damn you, damn you all to hell!"<p>Yeah, that was a classic.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:30 p.m. CST

    DR. STRANGELOVE

    by Subtitles_Off

    Fantastic ending.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Disco, THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY should have been on my lis

    by Continentalop

    Can't believe I forgot that movie. <P> Other favorite endings (not saying best, just ones I like): <P> LITTLE GIRL THAT LIVES DOWN THE LANE - young Jodie Foster having tea and cookies with child molester Martin Sheen, talking about how he taste almonds in the cookies or the tea. <P> ELECTRA GLIDE IN BLUE - tracking shot as we pull back down the high way from the last of a breed, Robert Blake. <P> AGUIRRE, THE WRATH OF GOD - Klaus Kinski on a boat with monkeys talking about how he is going to father a new race with his dead daughter. <P> BEING THERE - Did I just see that? <P> THE THIRD MAN - One of the best endings ever. No wonder the Coen brothers and Martin Scorsese have ripped it off. <P> TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE & HALLOWEEN - the evil is still out there.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:37 p.m. CST

    BEING THERE!

    by Subtitles_Off

    One day I'll walk on water, every chance I get.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:37 p.m. CST

    UMBERTO D & 400 Blows also had great endings

    by Continentalop

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:39 p.m. CST

    Great Endings:

    by TedKordLives

    They Live. "Hey baby, what's wrong?"

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:39 p.m. CST

    ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK also had a great ending

    by Continentalop

    You have fucking Bandstand Boogie playing while the hero walks away saying mankind doesn't deserve fucking peace. Awesome.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Ha! Ted, we both said a Carpenter movie

    by Continentalop

    Does that mean we both have to take a shot?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Yes, 400 BLOWS!

    by Subtitles_Off

    And I'm finally, FINALLY seeing UMBERTO D. tonight.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Hiya Teddy.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Aguirre!

    by Disco_sucks

    Good call, Conti.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Klaus Kinski and the monkeys.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Hope he didn't step on any. Also hope the one he tosses landed somewhere soft.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:45 p.m. CST

    UMBERTO D. is awesome but depressing Subs

    by Continentalop

    But I figure you would know that considering it is a Italian neorealism movie. <p> Have you ever seen TWO WOMEN by De Sica Subs? Or any other neorealism movies?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Big Trouble in Little China

    by TedKordLives

    Actually, most of Carpenter's flims. He really knew how to leave you wanting more. <P> Also:<P>Evil Dead. <P> Iron Man. <P> Phantasm. <P> Shane.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:45 p.m. CST

    I vipe my SHOOOOES

    by Subtitles_Off

    wit dese FACKing monkeeeze!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Got 400 Blows out to rent

    by Disco_sucks

    Be seeing it in the next few days sometime. Also have to nominate Army of Darkness for best closing speech.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Question: How did a man as ugly as Klaus Kinski

    by Continentalop

    Have a daughter as hot as Nastassja? I'm thinking it wasn't consensual between him and the mother.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Hey all!

    by TedKordLives

    Conti, I noticed that too. Pretty awesome plate o' shrimp there. Alas, I'm done for the day. Promise you'll be here in the morrow?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Yeah Ted, Carpenter is the master of good endings

    by Continentalop

    He even pulled one off in one of his first movies, AOP13 when he had the black cop help Napoleon Wilson as a sign of respect. <P> Christine also had a good ending, and so did Starman when he lets her know that she is pregnant.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:51 p.m. CST

    See ya Ted.

    by Continentalop

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Well,

    by Subtitles_Off

    THE BICYCLE THIEF<p>Do FISTS IN POCKET and BREATHLESS count as neo-realism?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:55 p.m. CST

    THE CLASS

    by Subtitles_Off

    is sort of a modern update on 400 BLOWS.<P>Well, not really, but you know what I mean. The French school system and disaffected kids.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:56 p.m. CST

    ted

    by Six Demon Bag

    i like the alien reporter at the end of THEY LIVE...what the fuck? you look like shit!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:56 p.m. CST

    I have not seen FISTS IN THE POCKETS

    by Continentalop

    And it might be realism, but I think it comes to late to truly be part of the Italian Neorealism Movement. <P> Same with BREATHLESS (plus it is French). That is for me part of La Nouvelle Vague and is cinéma vérité (I love how I can pretend that I speak and know fluent French).

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 7:57 p.m. CST

    but carpenter doesnt have it anymore...

    by Six Demon Bag

    sad to say...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8 p.m. CST

    Yeah, well

    by Subtitles_Off

    i don't know if it's art, but I know that I like it.<P>I think I saw a Scorsese commentary where he compared LA STRADA with De Sica, or maybe I'm just all confused. I'm not an academic, like you are, friend. And much respect to you on that, as well. You'd chuckle if you knew how many films you've mentioned, and I've run straight off to add the to my Netflix queue.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8 p.m. CST

    Just a couple more

    by Disco_sucks

    Five Easy Pieces and The Last Detail both have great endings. They don't make them like that anymore.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:05 p.m. CST

    For example, 'Lop

    by Subtitles_Off

    This GREED you mentioned. Is it a.k.a. AXE?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Subs, a couple of things

    by Continentalop

    1) I I think I am older than you. <P> 2) I used to be a video store clerk. <P> 3) While I went to college and took some film courses, I mostly just plundered the library and snuck into classes to watch movies (fuck, I am not going to wait until next year to take the French New Wave class - I want it now!). <P> 4) For about 4 or 5 years straight I saw over 500 movies a year. I also ballooned up to 285lbs of fat (I have since dropped all of that, thank you). <P> 5) I live in LA next to the Egyptian Theatre and the New Beverly, and near LACMA, so I am spoiled. I can see a classic, independent, or foreign movie almost any night of the week. <P> 6) I work in the film business. So part of my job is kind of knowing this shit.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:10 p.m. CST

    It should just be GREED

    by Continentalop

    1920-something by Erich von Stroheim. <P> And if you are going to get that, also get THE WEDDING MARCH by Stroheim as well. Martin Scorsese mentions that one in his Journey Through American Film doc, and I thought it was awesome.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:13 p.m. CST

    I would think that "working in the film biz"

    by Subtitles_Off

    would require you to forget most of what you know.<P>Seriously, however you acquired your encyclopediac knowledge, you've retained it and share it. That's respectable.<P>Your views about Batman, though...GRIN.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Ah, definately NOT the GREED they have @ NF

    by Subtitles_Off

    They don't have any Stroheim.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Is that like a Joker grin

    by Continentalop

    You know, as a sign of respect?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Someone's frantically posting

    by Subtitles_Off

    over @ Back-pedalback V 1.0.<P>How much you want to bet it's either a drunken Cheeses or a drunken Mel?

  • Criterion cannot be wrong. The film was misunderstood. It was really social commentary about a matrix of leadership that resulted in the loss of audience participation. Yes, no -- the title didn't misadvertise this film. I was half asleep after driving all day, and it was indeed the end of times.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 8:27 p.m. CST

    "Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?"

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    Night all

    by Disco_sucks

    I'm off to bed. Another day, another dollar, etc. Congrats once more.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    its been a long day guys...thanks again!

    by Six Demon Bag

    10K...avatar...the final list...the starwars conti list...tired...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Subs..........and ONE and ALL

    by DrMorbius

    EXCELLENT. Just got in and tried posting over "there", it didn't go through and the counter was at 10,069. What a long strange trip it's been.<P>And after reading Asi's post, some kind of MIRACLE.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 9:52 p.m. CST

    I nominate 6DB

    by DrMorbius

    For having the most "double" posts ever in a single TB.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Yeah, 6DB earned that one

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Yeah, 6DB earned that one

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10 p.m. CST

    Where's the Night Shift?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:24 p.m. CST

    whats going on around here

    by water_shit_anderson

    i never got my avatar tickets...RAT DICKS!

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:28 p.m. CST

    i'm considering taking my life in front of fox studios

    by water_shit_anderson

    to send a message about the dangers of letting too much traffic fuck up your site when nerdy tickets are available.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:32 p.m. CST

    if by rat dicks you mean flagrant abuse, then yes...

    by emu47

    I think there's a lot of danger in letting a film like Armageddon slip you by, but whatever trips your horse, man.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:33 p.m. CST

    perhaps

    by water_shit_anderson

    i shouldn't have taken a break to make delicious mashed potatoes. Those few minutes of wonderful starch may have been the open window to Avatar preview land....the window I missed. <p>

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:35 p.m. CST

    when I say rat dicks...

    by water_shit_anderson

    i'm talking about the small, bad smelling, hairy, mostly flaccid penis' that a rat carries in front of his rat balls.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:36 p.m. CST

    I agree with what you said there

    by emu47

    I just wish you'd said more, there. But I guess you ain't a moretherefucker. ... So in the end perhaps it's kudos for poodles! In any event, I think it's possible that the asteroid landing in Armageddon was faked entirely on a soundstage.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:39 p.m. CST

    it goes without saying that mashed potatoes are delicious

    by emu47

    Any avatar would say so.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:42 p.m. CST

    it is entirely possible..

    by water_shit_anderson

    that the mashed potato levels would be far too low on that asteroid for a real film crew to have filmed there. <p> Therefore i can't help that agree that some sort of tricky sound stagery was employed. A sound stage...like what we are talking about...is certain to have the room, access ports, heating units, extra crowbars, etc necessary to hold a large vat of mashed potatoes.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:43 p.m. CST

    and did Harry really get rid of his talkback account?

    by emu47

    That's sad news. Black bars make the day special.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:46 p.m. CST

    if you look at the shadows cast on the mashed potatoes

    by emu47

    ... especially those crusted on Steve Buscemi's jumpsuit, you will see that the shadows do not match and that there is no way -- NO WAY! -- for this to have actually happened. This M. Bay is trying to put fears in the minds of impressionable toddlers, and I object, I object most strenuously.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:48 p.m. CST

    most bars have been de-segregated by now...

    by water_shit_anderson

    maybe not at fox films....but you know...most places.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 10:53 p.m. CST

    good point....

    by water_shit_anderson

    one of many really. Buscemi's jumpsuit is one of the most obvious examples. <p> I dont know if you remember the scene where the ben affleck and the bruce willis characters are having their sexual tryst in that crater....and when they are done Affleck looks over and hes got this bit of mashed potato on his head. <p> Now....it is common knowledge that a small mash of potato...like what would stick to a fantastic actors head....would not stay put due to the physics and gravitational pull of the asteroid. That mash of potato stays there through the whole scene...until bruce willis licks it off at the end.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11 p.m. CST

    "Laugh while you can MONKEY BOY"<P>

    by DrMorbius

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11 p.m. CST

    Hey, you guys...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    This where the afterparty be at?<p>I hope so 'cause I brought all the snow you can blow and and an extra keg of Guiness...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:01 p.m. CST

    President Obama and Mashed Potato Care

    by water_shit_anderson

    Speaking of common knowledge...this new mashed potato reform bill the democrats are trying pass really has the country heated up doesn't it? <p> I remember this one clip from a town hall meeting where this elderly woman approached a senator and said : "Aint no government gravy goin' on my tater's". It was a priceless! It just goes to show ...you know?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:02 p.m. CST

    throw some of that snow in my direction...

    by water_shit_anderson

    i'll just inhale at random and hope things get wacky.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:07 p.m. CST

    ive tried to replace my cats food with

    by water_shit_anderson

    potatoes. I've been hoping that if i change it one little bit a time they won't notice. <p> My cat noticed so I got the hell out of there in a hurry...you know? <p> So I'm drivin down the road and this kipper no washing my pleats go up to bat for the good team airline no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no <p> a

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Didn't someone say snow?

    by Continentalop

    I thought my coke-sense was tingling.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:08 p.m. CST

    "Take your stinking paws off me, You damn dirt Ape"

    by DrMorbius

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:10 p.m. CST

    BTW, I have never seen ARMAGEDDON.

    by Continentalop

    I feel kind of proud of that.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:10 p.m. CST

    dirty damnit!

    by DrMorbius

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Liv Tyler as Bruce Willis' daughter!

    by DrMorbius

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Sucked missing the big 10,000...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Saw where a few of you were wonderin' where I was and all...<p>Kinda brought a tear to my eye....Thanks, guys. Ya'll are the best...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Fuck, this baby loads F.A.S.T...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:16 p.m. CST

    I didn't even have time to load the bong...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:17 p.m. CST

    You were in our hearts Cheeses

    by Continentalop

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Movies I have missed the last two years

    by Continentalop

    IN 2008 I have yet to see RAMBO, THE BANK JOB, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, WANTED, HANCOCK, HELLBOY II (never saw I), VICKY BARCELONA, RELIGILOUS (how the fuck did I miss that), CHANGELING, SAW whatever, W. (I have that hear, I should watch it), ZACK & MIRA MAKE A PORN, AUSTRALIA, FROST & NIXON, REVOLUTIONARY ROADS.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Thanks, 'Lop...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I just wanna tell you all that, while I have certainly been a part of much more exciting, not to mention more important, endevors in my liftime...That was a hell of a lot of fun...<p>Guess what I'm tryin' to say is....of all the things I have ever done...this was one of them....<p>Can I get a round of applause from everybody and a moment of silence for the still missing GE... I hope he isn't listening to that chick he's doin'....

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:30 p.m. CST

    BTW....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Whoever posted Asimov_Lives' almost 10,000th post...I LOVE YOU...<p>I laughed my ass off...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Anybody fessed up yer?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:31 p.m. CST

    For 2009 I have yet to see

    by Continentalop

    PAUL BLART, TAKEN, PUSH, FRIDAY THE 13TH, THE INTERNATIONAL, WATCHMEN, THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, DUPLICITY, I LOVE YOU MAN, KNOWING, ADVENTURELAND, FAST & FURIOUS, OBSERVE AND REPORT, CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, THE SOLOIST, WOLVERINE, STAR TREK, ANGELS & DEMONS, TERMINATOR SALVATION, NIGHT OF THE MUSEUM 2, DRAG ME TO HELL, LAND OF THE LOST, TETRO, THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123, YEAR ONE, TRANNYFORMERS 2, THE HURT LOCKER, PUBLIC ENEMIES, BRÚNO, THE ORPHAN, HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE, THE COLLECTOR, FUNNY PEOPLE, GI JOE: RISE OF COBRA, A PERFECT GETAWAY, DISTRICT 9, and JULIE & JULIA. <P>

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Yer vs Yet....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Which is more communist?

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Not saying I want to see all of them

    by Continentalop

    Or that I should. Just pointing out all the BIG movies I have missed the last two years.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Wait? Are you saying that was an Asimov_Lives imposter?

    by Continentalop

    I thought it really was him.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:35 p.m. CST

    2009....movies I have seen....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Watchmen. Star Trek.<p>Not sure I saw any movies in 2008...Oh, except TDK and Ironman...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:37 p.m. CST

    I saw MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D this year

    by Continentalop

    But that was because it was free.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:39 p.m. CST

    'Lop

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    AsimovLives spells his that way...No _.<p>In fact, he gets very pissed off if anyone mispells his name. That's how Subs and I got to be friends. I was about to WAIL on AsimovLives and called him AssimovLives. Subs played international diplomat and Assimove soon left...<p>But, to answer your question....THAT WAS NOT ASMOVLIVES...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Damn.

    by Continentalop

    I thought he had a break through and was able to get over his hatred of DAWSON'S TREK or whatever he calls it.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Forgot...I also saw Hulk last year...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Assi never admits defeat...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Never reconsider...never surrender...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:46 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I found that out about him

    by Continentalop

    In the beginning of the pedalback. He is like a fundamentalist who refuses to accept that maybe their isn't a God or the bible isn't literal. Everything is b&w and only one way.

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Just went back and checked...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Definitely AsimovLives....one word. The grammer wasn't bad enough either...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Exactly...but I see that a lot...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    What freaked me out was how pissed off he got when you mis pelled his name...to him it was a sign of disrespect...Well, you can imagine how that set with me...

  • Aug. 17, 2009, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Nobody but the Water man....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    want a line of this? <p>Oh, and I left two bottles of Quervo and a fifth of Crown out in the car.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:04 a.m. CST

    It WAS Asi

    by Subtitles_Off

    No imposter.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:09 a.m. CST

    Oh my god!!! Cheeses is right!

    by Subtitles_Off

    It was Cobra--Kai. That hilarious SOB!<P>Damn, he really got me.<P>I'm kind of severely disappointed.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:09 a.m. CST

    No it wasn't Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Unless he's changed his name to add a _ to the sacred name...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:11 a.m. CST

    C'mon...Assi is NEVER going to change his mind anout ANYTHING...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:11 a.m. CST

    I am going to RAGE.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Tomorrow's recap shall be my last!<P>NO ONE MAKES AN ASS OF ME BUT ME!DO YOU UNDERSTAND COBRA--KAI!!<P>Fucking, BALEBACKER!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Nope. Good work, Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Punked by a FACKing BALEBACKER!<P>Goddammit, the WHOLE experience is RUINED!<P>RUINED!!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:16 a.m. CST

    FACK!!!!!!!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Not only is my experience ruined, you just KNOW Asi's going to take it as a personal insult.<P>After he single-handedly fucked the shit out of those Holocaust deniers' asses. He deserves better.<P>The Back-pedalback DESERVES better.<P>Laugh now and laugh hard, you FACKING S.O.B.!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:18 a.m. CST

    Hey, Since I was digging and found this...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I want to share my first posts here...really the reason I stuck around…<p>Nothing changes.…<p>by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Jul 27th, 200902:52:44 PM <p>Nothing really changes for batman at the end of TDK, except his public approval rating. He was always outside of the law. No one knows Bruce Wayne is Batman, so he gets to stay at the new mansion built on the site of the original, but with extra "safe rooms' and hidden exits, (or at least that's what he told the contractors). <p>And, Gordon doesn't need the batsignal to keep his relationship with Bats going. He has a cell phone, right? And Batman has the technology to actually SEE who is calling him on HIS cell phone.<p>These three villians…<p> Cheeses_of_Nazareth Jul 27th, 2009:13:14 PM<p> I see the Riddler as that guy who claimed to know who Batman really was, and with Bat's new notoriety, he blackmails Bruce Wayne. When Bruce refuses he starts dropping riddles into the media. Penguin is the new crimelord who fills the gaps left by the Joker's decimation of the former criminal population of Gotham City. Oh, he is also a midget who dresses funny and carries trick umbrellas. <p>Bruce meets Catwoman at the local fetish shop and shares her passion for tight fitting leather and roof climbing.”<p>"I could have sword"?<p> Continentalop Jul 27th, 2009:24:26 PM<p> Fuck. I'm writing at a third grade level the last three days. <p>I guess I picked the wrong week to quiet sniffing glue…<p>"..quiet sniffing glue."<p> Cheeses_of_Nazareth Jul 27th, 2009:27:03 PM<p> Yeah, I sniff my glue quietly, too. <p>See Cheese?<p>Continentalop Jul 27th, 2009 04:28:47 PM <p>Fucking brain ain't working today. <p>So, wait a minute<p> by Subtitles_Off Jul 27th, 2009:05:02:04 PM <p>Jason's parents were killed by Croc pre-Crisis? Who killed them post-Crisis? And, were they his adoptive parents? The dead ones? <p>And he was a circus kid? What is it with circuses and all the people getting killed there?<p>Batman on the batphone to the orphanage…<p> by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Jul 27th, 2009:05:10:07 PM<p> "Yeah, call me if you get any kids whose parents like die anywhere in or near the big top. Got my number? Thanks..." <p><p><p>And from that moment on, there was only history to be made…

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:18 a.m. CST

    The grammar and spelling were totally convincing.

    by Subtitles_Off

    FACKING underscore!<P>How did I miss that?<P>And the way he (Cobra) was so quick to point out that he had had the idea days ago. God, I really feel stupid.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:21 a.m. CST

    Relax, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Read what I just posted. Reflect on the good times...<p>Remember, anger is the path to the dark side...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:21 a.m. CST

    This cocaine isnt too bad

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:23 a.m. CST

    I'll have to track down the actual point

    by Subtitles_Off

    that I jumped on. I think it was prior to 'Lop and Asi and their long discussion about Dick Grayson, but I don't remember the topic.<P>Maybe I argued with Series7 about rubber muscles.<P>I'll have to research.<P>I know I wasn't one of the founders of the thread. I always come late to Nolanverse news because I care so little for it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:24 a.m. CST

    Gary Oldman told me it really was AsimovLives

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:24 a.m. CST

    What is your CSI evidense against Cobra Kia..?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:25 a.m. CST

    I'm gonna introduce somebody to my dark side.

    by Subtitles_Off

    FACKING BALEBACKER!<P>After I was kind enough to devote nearly an entire recap to him.<P>And all the insults to mrs_diarrhea!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:26 a.m. CST

    NONE of us were originals...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I was surprised how high up th ebar I jumped on though...Earlier than 3/4 ways up...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:27 a.m. CST

    i think cobra has a bit of a thing for my wife...

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:27 a.m. CST

    I LOVE how fast this site posts...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ...have I said that already...I really talk a lot when I do Coke...<p>But I only have like 15 stories I can remember...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:29 a.m. CST

    Were you present for the conversation

    by Subtitles_Off

    where someone first had the idea that Asimov "back-pedalling" on DAWSON'S TREK would be the perfect 10000th?<P>Well, as we were all freaking out this afternoon, thinking Asi had returned to us and blown our collective shit down the drain, Cobra sheepishly suggests how his mind was blown because he had predicted it to happen.<P>He was yanking the chain.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:30 a.m. CST

    it is a joy...

    by water_shit_anderson

    both the coke and the refresh times. I refresh almost constantly. <p> since you're building a case against cobra....have you noticed he never uses the post title bar? <p> what kind of sick fuck does that?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:32 a.m. CST

    Water man...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    My ex was the same way...We'd come home from the Swingers club, she'd get laid and I got stuck with a Yeti and a limp pecker...<p>I WISH I could have watched while Batman spooged on her. At least that would be interesting to talk about.<p>Ask the Invisible man about that time he was fucking Wonder Woman and wound up having to have anal recontructive surgery...Which is extremely hard to do on invisible flesh...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:34 a.m. CST

    Jebus Cheeses

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's the third appearance of that Invisible Man joke!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:34 a.m. CST

    4 th...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:34 a.m. CST

    ha ha!

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:35 a.m. CST

    I been keepin' count...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:36 a.m. CST

    Youngdog figured it out immediately!

    by Subtitles_Off

    That the Asimov_Lives post was faked.<P>Good on the dog.<P>I can't tell from Series7's reaction if he got stung too.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:41 a.m. CST

    I didn't even buy the header, because...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I don't think AsimovLives is enough of an asshole to try and steal 10,000 from anyone...at, least not without pre-posting...<p>It would be disrespectful.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:42 a.m. CST

    As I scan through this TB

    by SlickyVonBoner

    I get about half way and think... boy this is stupid and a colossal waste of time.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:47 a.m. CST

    Boner....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Did you read the FIRST 10,000 posts at the Oldman Back Pedal site, node 41811 ?<p>Then, Shut the FUCK up...<p>You probably still think there's a reason for existence...<p>Existance is what you make of it...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:48 a.m. CST

    Existence, too.

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..and every misspelling in between..

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:53 a.m. CST

    Actually

    by Subtitles_Off

    I jumped on about 1 1/2 hours into this thing with this little gem:<P>The bomb squad just declared by Subtitles_Off Jul 24th, 2009 03:36:51 PM<P> "Um, we didn't even see the need to evacuate the convention center. As far as bombs go, this one's a bit of a dud."<P> No script. No director. No commitment. Just an "I think" from an actor who was probably already on his seventh cocktail of the day. <P> Move along, people, nothing to see.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:54 a.m. CST

    this talk back is wasting too much of my colossal

    by water_shit_anderson

    rat dick. <p> i'm gonna go take this coke thing to the next level and then pass out somewhere. <p> later fellows!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Boner...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I am so GLAD you decided to chime in....<p>Guys, Goodfellows...and you know who I'm talking to...Give me the sign...K. This is our bar.<p>Boner, there's an almost unlimited virtual universe of web-sites and points of view out there for you to experience. From Asian Porn to Xenu prohesies...If you don't like what you read, move along...No need for hater negativity in this....I probably shouldn't say it...Dojo...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:57 a.m. CST

    Boy, was I wrong.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nothing to see, my big , fat ass.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:59 a.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by Subtitles_Off

    The dude nicknamed himself Boner. He is already well-aware of being a giant tool.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1 a.m. CST

    Water dude....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Here...take some cocain home to Mama, Mrs Water-dude...<p>Rub some on her labia and the tip of your tounge in this stuff and go "PLANET of the APES" shit crazy on that pussy...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Office pool

    by Subtitles_Off

    Will The ArmaNEVAHgeddon2HoursBack-back (a.k.a The Back-pedalback V. 1.1) be the top thread tomorrow or Wednesday?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Not that I've ever TRIED that or anything...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..Just take my word...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:08 a.m. CST

    TRIED it?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sir, I INVENTED it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:09 a.m. CST

    If there's any participation from the

    by Subtitles_Off

    Wee Hours Shift, we'll pass ourselves on The Top Ten before morning.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:11 a.m. CST

    I just hope

    by Subtitles_Off

    Cobra--Kai, or whoever, fesses up and fesses up soon. And does it here, like a man, instead of some other thread joking about how he pulled one over on me.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:13 a.m. CST

    Seriously, Cheeses

    by Subtitles_Off

    We all wish you could've been there.<P>Odd as it sounds the build-up was as exciting as a great football game. The posts were flying.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He probably...whoever he or her is, did not mean it as a personal assault against you....They prob'lly just read it all and thought it would be funny...I wish I'd thought of it, for Jebus' sake...<p>Unless, You and Kia have some history of which I am unaware of...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:22 a.m. CST

    No, I'm sure it's just a joke

    by Subtitles_Off

    A pretty good one, too.<P>My anger is half-pretend and half-remourse for what might have been.<P>Cobra's alright. Although he did try and shut both me and diarrhea up with that "Quality not quantity" Balebacker condescension...GRIN.<P>But, that said, i don't like to be "got."<P>You're right I'm only assuming it was really Cobra. It really was convincing. Count the typos and grammatical errors.<P>Granted, it's hard to imagine Asi actually back-pedalling on anything, let alone DAWSON'S TREK, but I thought that was him pulling a joke on himself.<P>I know the kid is hard to type to sometimes because he's so obstinately opinionated, but I like him. I wanted to think he had the sense of humor to plan something like that.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Just raise your hand now and claim...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "Over-reacted."<p>Happens everyday...<p>As for being at the 10,000...I wanted the build up to the summit to include first posts and favorite posts by other posters. Best jokes...Like the 'Super/Invisi/Wonder threeway...<p>Always a crowd pleaser...<p>And, yes, 5...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:26 a.m. CST

    Tomorrow's homework assignment

    by Subtitles_Off

    All Back-pedallers who posted with any frequency over @ 41811, need to find the exact post where they started and re-post it here, so I can include them in a summary.<P>Please?!!?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:27 a.m. CST

    I wish I didn't have to work for a living..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:29 a.m. CST

    Oh no, I did not over-react.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I was pissed, am pissed, will be pissed if the so-and-so doesn't come clean (Or, let him at least think so!).

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Yeah, what if I weren't unemployed right now?

    by Subtitles_Off

    This thing might've petered out before you even showed up. HA!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:32 a.m. CST

    See ya tomorrow. Thanks for the coke.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:35 a.m. CST

    Whoa...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    No disrespedt itended...I have been unemployed many times in my career...I sypathize (sp)...<p>I wasn't even going there...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:38 a.m. CST

    I just feel guilty...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I wrote a couple of chapters of a novel that everyone who has read it loves...,They keep asking me when the next chapter is done...<p>My editor is calling me everyday....

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:42 a.m. CST

    My dream is to sit everyday and write...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..and make enough money doing it to stay at home and do it...<p>This shit should be published...IMHO...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:45 a.m. CST

    Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You have a talent...<p>You kept this ship afloat for longer than I was around...<p>You ARE this talk-pedal-back....

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:48 a.m. CST

    To the rest of you...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    There's still two bottles of Cuervo and a fifth of Crown in the back seat of my ride...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:49 a.m. CST

    What time do Brits get up on Tuesdays?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:52 a.m. CST

    And, by this shit...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I mean the Pedalback collection...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Last I heard from GE...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He wasn't trying hard enough in his relationship with the woman he often spewed his semen inside of...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:59 a.m. CST

    That's always difficult...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..to cum back from...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Females outnumber males...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..by some astrological number. Even in England.<p>There are a lot of other cumdumpsters out there...<p>Come home, GE...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:05 a.m. CST

    ARMAGEDDON 2 WITH SPACE ZOMBIES

    by Mullah Omar

    What with the zombie/vampire wave sweeping Hollywood, it is only a matter of time before Bruce Willis gets the call.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Coke ALWAYS makes me talk too much...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..and shrivels up my cock...While it amps my testostrone...<p>Cocaine is a powerful drug...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:11 a.m. CST

    Zombie Bruce....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    His ex-wife hooks up with a TV Travolta wannabe...<p>This time a black hole is headed for Earth...<p>Morgan Freeman is ruled out as the one who would EVER lick a black hole...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Look...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm gonna leave this twin pack of tequila and the big bottle of Crown here on the counter next to two lines...<p>Whoever wakes up first is a very fortunate individual...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:26 a.m. CST

    what an awful review

    by cool_britannia79

    goddamn harry, i thought the guy from new york post was pushing credibility by criticising district 9 for not being enough like 8 legged freaks and shaun of the dead (WTF?) but this review is possibly the worst thing i've ever read.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:30 a.m. CST

    cool_britannia79....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Welcome to the origins of Ain't It Cool dot com...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:35 a.m. CST

    Now, suspend your disbelief...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:48 a.m. CST

    The lonely vigil of Cheeses

    by Continentalop

    I will try and stop in more often tonight so you are not so lonely tonight, but on one condition...<P> Cut me a line of that booger sugar.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:52 a.m. CST

    Ok, since everyone loves list so much

    by Continentalop

    Especially me, I think I will do a bunch of list while I am all alone here (Cheeses past out I think) and I can do whatever I want.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:53 a.m. CST

    First list - my top 10 favorite Silent Movies

    by Continentalop

    Not best Silent movies, just my personal favorites in no particular order.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:55 a.m. CST

    10. THE LAST LAUGH

    by Continentalop

    By FW Murnau. Starring Emil Jannings (who is mentioned in a Raymond Chandler story). Great, sad movie about the doorman at a hotel. Yes, the doorman.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:57 a.m. CST

    9. THE CROWD

    by Continentalop

    By King Vidor. First in his "trilogy" about America (followed by OUR DAILY BREAD and AMERICAN ROMANCE) and the best of them. Was made before the depression but came out right after the stock crash if I remember right so it didn't do good at the BO. But a great movie (one of the shots was swiped by Wilder for THE APARTMENT).

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:59 a.m. CST

    8. THE WEDDING MARCH

    by Continentalop

    By Erich von Stroheim. I already told Subs to rent this. Fucking awesome movie.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:01 a.m. CST

    7. THE BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN

    by Continentalop

    By Sergie Eisenstein. Subs already mentioned the baby carriage on the Odessa steps, I am going to mention the assume montage editing where they cut from machine guns to a bleeding woman's head. One of the movies that created the foundation for the idea of editing.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:03 a.m. CST

    6. CITY LIGHTS

    by Continentalop

    Charlie Chaplin. My favorite little tramp movie.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:06 a.m. CST

    5. THE UNKNOWN

    by Continentalop

    By Todd Browning and starring Lon Chaney Sr in one of the most whacked out films ever. Quick recap: Lon is an armless knife thrower (you read that right) for a circus who falls for a Joan Crawford (yes!), the daughter of the circus owner who can't stand for men to touch her. The thing is that Lon REALLY does have arms, he is in disguise because he is a wanted criminal, but decides to have them amputated because that is how much he loves Joan, <P> Of course, things don't go as fucking planned.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:08 a.m. CST

    4. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

    by Continentalop

    Hey, Lon Chaney Jr. again in the most iconic version of the Phantom story. Fuck, everyone remembers his Red Skull like face, but also check out the awesome Masque of the Red Death appearance.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:09 a.m. CST

    3. THE GENERAL

    by Continentalop

    Buster Keaton's great silent comedy.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:13 a.m. CST

    2. THE GOLEM: HOW HE CAME INTO THE WORLD

    by Continentalop

    I have never seen the original GOLEM (well, it is lost, so good luck) but I have seen the sequel and it is awesome.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:18 a.m. CST

    1. SUNRISE: A SONG OF TWO HUMANS

    by Continentalop

    F.W. Murnau's fucking master piece and one of my all-time favorite movies. The thing is incredible and I rank it up there with CITIZEN KANE, THE BICYCLE THIEF and BREATHLESS for influence on cinema. And if you don't fall in love with Janet Gaynor you are a heartless bastard. <P> Side note: I once took a gf to see this in 1997 I think at the Silent Movie Theatre in LA. Unfortunately we never saw the film because the owner was murdered and the cashier was shot during a "hold up". It turned out to be a murder for hire by the projectionist, who was the owner's gay lover. Look it up on the internet, it is like a real life film noir.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:21 a.m. CST

    Now, for SUBS, top 10 Italian Neorealism films

    by Continentalop

    Once again no order.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:23 a.m. CST

    10. UMBERTO D.

    by Continentalop

    By Vittorio De Sica. Hopefully Subs got to see it tonight.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:24 a.m. CST

    9. TWO WOMEN

    by Continentalop

    Also by De Sica. Starring Sophia Loren in what might be the best performance by an actress ever. Seriously.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:25 a.m. CST

    8. ROME, OPEN CITY

    by Continentalop

    By Roberto Rossellini. Great movie about the Nazis occupying Rome.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:29 a.m. CST

    7. LA STRADA

    by Continentalop

    By Federico Fellini. Starring his wife, Giulietta Masina, Anthony Quinn as a strong man, and Richard Basehart as a acrobat/clown. Some people prefer Fellini's wilder, surrealistic movies, I prefer his earlier neorealism work like this and....

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:31 a.m. CST

    6. NIGHTS OF CABIRIA

    by Continentalop

    Where Giulietta Masina plays a lower class prostitute who searches for love. And the ending when she thinks she finally finds it is a really great cinematic moment.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:32 a.m. CST

    5. OSSESSIONE

    by Continentalop

    Luchino Visconti's first film, an illegal adaptation of James M. Cain's THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE, and it is the best adaptation bar none.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:34 a.m. CST

    4. PAISÁ

    by Continentalop

    by Roberto Rossellini. I can see why Ingrid Bergman fell for him.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:39 a.m. CST

    3. GENERAL DELLA ROVERE

    by Continentalop

    Had to look the title up for this one. It is by Rosselinni and stars De Sica as a petty thief who has to impersonate an Italian Resistance leader. Technically I don't know if this is a neorealism movie but fuck it, it is on my list. <P>

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:41 a.m. CST

    2. SHOE SHINE

    by Continentalop

    by De Sica. It is about two shoe shine boys who want to own a horse. Trust me, it is good.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:42 a.m. CST

    1. THE BICYCLE THIEF

    by Continentalop

    De Sica masterpiece and one of the greatest movies ever made. Favorite part: at the end when the father tries to steal a bike and the camera uses a tracking shot to follow the sons scared and ashamed expression as he watches his father pathetically try to escape.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:47 a.m. CST

    I was going to do top 10 Film Noirs

    by Continentalop

    But that is going to be hard for me because it is probably my favorite movement, along with the New Hollywood movement. I think maybe I will go to bed and if I have energy I will do my favorite 20 or 25 film noirs. Maybe.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 6:53 a.m. CST

    Conti - the end of GREED

    by spud mcspud

    Not familiar with that movie - will give it a look see.<P> I AM familiar, however, with the end tgo GREEDY, a very under-rated movie starring Michael J Fox and Nancy Travis. Fox is a member of a family who are all (except for Fox) money-crazy and waiting for the patriarch of the family (a brilliant Kirk Douglas) to die so they can get their hands on his loot. One day, word gets around the family that Kirk Douglas wants to see them all. He announces he's sick, doing downhill fast, and needs to be looked after by the family. Fox initially doesn't want to participate (this is the reason why he left the family to do his own thing in the first place) but gets sucked into the whole thing, initally almost losing his integrity but warming to this grumpy old bastard who he never really liked before. By the time the movie is drawing to a close, Douglas is in a wheelchair, destitute, and Fox is the only guy who will look after him. There is no money...<P> And then the ending happens. The last scene with Kirk Douglas had me laughing til I nearly threw up. A fantastic ending to a very, very funny film.<P> Yeah, I though you meant THAT "GREEDY", not "GREED"...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 7:05 a.m. CST

    cool_britannia79

    by savagedave

    Has fulfilled the purpose of the Armageddonouttahere-back. The state of this review was the whole reason I suggested this as the fallback.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 7:08 a.m. CST

    good morning guys...

    by Six Demon Bag

    there shouldnt be anymore doubles in here...sorry...if it wasnt for me youd still be at 5K! think about that...and while youre thinking about that, think about this...whats the name of this TB?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 7:10 a.m. CST

    GREEDY is a parody of GREED..a shabby one at that.

    by Six Demon Bag

    GREED is good...to think stonheim was a pretty good actor too...SUNSET BLVD.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 8:43 a.m. CST

    I stumbled into the EliRoth'sHairyBack

    by GetEveryone

    and something awful happened. <P>I forgot what AICN was like and got caught up in it. <P>Will you guys forgive me? <P>Cheeses, man, your torchlight shone the way home. Is love too strong a word?<P>Had to escape over the weekend...bad vibes...everythings good now.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 8:44 a.m. CST

    I've started to write like Hunter Thompson thought.

    by GetEveryone

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Less ether and fewer political ramblings though..

    by GetEveryone

    Half as entertaining too, I might add.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:12 a.m. CST

    hey PEDALBACK IS WORKING AGAIN...

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Did it stop?

    by GetEveryone

    I just thought we'd moved.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:20 a.m. CST

    proud to say i was 9 minutes into PEDALBACK!

    by Six Demon Bag

    with this gem: oldman was moral center of the films

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST

    GE

    by savagedave

    It stopped showing new posts after about 10034, although the counter kept going up. Now those posts are visible again.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:33 a.m. CST

    greedy was awesome. who was the british biyatch in it

    by ironic_name

    I wanked to her.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Holy FUCK!

    by Subtitles_Off

    The Back-pedalback is back on, bitches! All the limbo posts from yesterday have found their way home.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Are we abandoning the Arma...back?

    by GetEveryone

    I'm putting it out there that this sucker needs thrown into the stratosphere with the likes of the BALEBACK and PEDALBACK.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:54 a.m. CST

    it would be cool to see armaback and pedalback

    by water_shit_anderson

    at the top..

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Duel carnage?

    by GetEveryone

    I like that way of thinking.<P>A spit-roast, if you will.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:06 a.m. CST

    My vote is to keep Pedalback going until it becomes

    by Stabby

    unbearable to post anymore. Now that we have beaten the most posts record how about longest running talkback?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:17 a.m. CST

    The End Is The Beginning

    by Subtitles_Off

    This is the daily recap. It is written through tears of pride mixed with tears of anger (more on that later). It is okay for a grown man to cry. Don't you judge me!<P> First, an explanation, for the new and curious, who stumble upon us wondering why the fuck we are in a Talkback about ARMAGEDDON in the year 2009, forcing many to relive a terrible, traumatizing cinematic incident. Well, you might have heard about a little project called The Back-pedalback which began here at AICN on the afternoon of July 24th and passed the 10000-post barrier on August 17th. This ancient TB, Harry's unreadable review of a ten-year-old Michael Bay fuckfest, has been revived in order to serve as the meeting place for committed Back-pedalers, the holding cell, if you will, until we can be placed in our new cages at an upgraded Nolanverse Batman asylum thread. (Is Christian Bale gonna have to choke a bitch?) For the last couple of days over at “Node 41811,” I had re-capped the brilliant, profane, sometimes pornographic, most often drunken ramblings of the crazy bastards who would work the night shift. The re-cap grew to include the entire day.<P> Yesterday was a BIG day for us, so it deserves a BIG re-cap. May be my last, I am too angry to decide right now (more on that later).<P> We began the day as savagedave finished his live-blog of FRANKENFISH. This is savage's third live-blog. He watches a glorious, gloriously bad, B-movie schlocker involving rampaging monsters and buxom female assistants, and posts his concurrent observations. I hope these live-blogs continue. AICN could do a lot worse than dumping Script Girl and giving savage a weekly article.<P> The lists from EMPIRE magazine's 1001 Greatest Movie Moments ended with The 20 Greatest of The Greatest. Stabby thought the list needed to be improved, so he offered his own. Though no such list could ever exist that would be definitive, I'm willing to give Stabby this one, simply because he included the “harem dream” sequence from Fellini's “8 ½,” and that is truly brilliant.<P> Finky and Mel returned after a few days away in time to join the countdown to 10K and experience The Great Flood of Personal Lists. Sub's (that's me) Favorite Fantasy Films. Sub's Favorite Heebie-Jeebie Films. 'Lop's (Mr. Continentalop, to you newbs) Heebie-Jeebies. Sub's Films From Great Film-makers. water_shit_anderson's Favorite Music Moments in Film. Cobra—Kai added some heebie-jeebies of his own, and savagedave pointed out that Sydney Greenstreet of THE MALTESE FALCON would be his pick for Best Thing Ever.<P> Anticipation began to build for 10K at around 12:30 p.m., site-time. Present, not including lurkers who may or may not have been present to gawk, Series7, Six Demon Bag, DVader, Cobra—Kai, anonymoose, Youngdog, Stabby, water_shit_anderson, savagedave, 'Lop, Dr.Morbius, spud mcspud, Asimov_Lives, and myself. Of these persons, it must be known: Series7 is okay with Batman's most recent rubber-muscle suit. Six Demon Bag prefers Michael Jackson to Fleetwood Mac. DVader is a talented maker of short films, one of which can be seen @ http://tinyurl.com/owdavl. Cobra—Kai is a veteran of the legendary Baleback, which broke 10K way-back-when and inspired us to do the same, and he has a thing for water_shit's wife. anonymoose is sensitive and has a lovely singing voice. Youngdog is smarter than I am (more on that later). Stabby and DrMorbius are to my mind, the co-owners of The Back-pedalback. water_shit_anderson is a beat poet, a rat-catcher, and husband of a much-coveted hottie who has also driven superheroes to distraction. 'Lop is the most knowledgeable person, regarding film, you are likely to ever meet. spud mcspud is a mystery – he posts infrequently, but he posts zingers. Asimov_Lives...(more on that later).<P>A flurry of posts, and a tally counter that would not co-operate, led all present to assume we had broken the 10K barrier anywhere between 1:46:37 and 2:00:21 p.m., and that we killed The Back-pedalback at 2:25:18 p.m. The official truth can be determined, now that The Back-pedalback is ONCE AGAIN functioning (for how long, one can only guess). Using Series7's post this morning @ 09:02:59 as post #10079 and counting backward, you will find the official 10000th post at 2:04:25 p.m. By Six Demon Bag “fuck I forgot about AVATAR tickets.”<P>Fucking AVATAR. God-damn, THAT pisses me off!! <P>Magic happened @ 2:06:51 p.m., or it didn't (more on that later), when Asimov_Lives posted what seemed to be the Ultimate Back-pedal – a retraction of his months of venom spewed toward J.J Abram's STAR TREK re-boot. All present reacted with much celebration and congratulation at the triumphant return of AsimovLives who had disappeared from The Back-pedalback back around 5000 posts or-so. Only Youngdog, apparently, realized, at the time, what I would not find out until ten hours later when Cheeses_of_Nazareth would point out an underscore to me: WE WERE PUNKED!!!! PUNKED BY AN IMPOSTER!!! SOME ASHTON-KUNTCHER WANNABE MADE A FOOL OF ME!!! (This is that later part, I've been hinting at). YEAH, YEAH!!!! FUNNY FACKING JOKE, YOU TOOL!!! TURN ALL OF OUR JOY INTO CYNICAL PISS-STAINED DISAPPOINTMENT, WHY DONTCHA?!!! FACK, FACK, FACK!!!! I'M BLIND WITH RAGE AND IMPOTENT WITH, WELL, OK, NOT IMPOTENT REALLY, MORE LIKE, INARTICULATE!!!! YEAH!!!! I'LL JUST TYPE FACK AGAIN!!!<P>Seriously good burn. I only hope the true wicked bastard stands up to take credit. Everyone should know, I have officially accused Cobra—Kai. I also hope, with all sincerity, that the true AsimovLives does not get offended when he hears the scuttlebutt. Whatever one might think of his stubbornness, the kid's Aces in my book, he contributed mightily to the first half of our project, he single-handedly takes on Holocaust deniers and pricks on a regular basis, he has the balls to defend his own opinion when he's outnumbered, and he is welcome back to The Back-pedalback any time he wants to re-join it. The wonderful burn post, with all of its convincing grammar and spelling mistakes was certainly intended as a play on the idea of back-pedalling and NOT as a personal insult to Asi. Or, so better be the case, LEST MY VENGEANCE BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!<P>Node 41811 continued – continues to collect posts – but there was a delay (imposed) yesterday while many of the posts waited in limbo.<P>According to plan, many of us have migrated, here, to Node 1631, hoping our brethren will join us.<P>Disco_Sucks resumed our love of lists with his Favourite Action Moments. I listed my Favorites, because I spell it the American way.<P>Greatest Film Endings by 'Lop.<P>water_shit_anderson talked mashed potatoes and rat dicks. That was weird.<P>'Lop has never seen ARMAGEDDON and neither have I. Sound off all you loyal Back-pedalers! Who has not seen ARMAGEDDON?<P>GetEveryone is alive but was trapped in limbo.<P>Cheeses supplied the blow and Guinness for the Night Shift's After-party. He re-posted his first series of posts from July 27th, and I found my Secret Origin. I have assigned homework for all loyal Back-pedalers: find the first post you made to The Back-pedalback and re-post it, here, in Node 1631.<P>Cheeses went on a solo coke binge. Hope he's ok.<P>'Lop's Favorite Silent Movies and Ten Favorite Italian Neo-realist Films. Again, I must say, damn, 'Lop knows his movies. He promises to share a list of his favorite Noir Films. It'll be like film school, only more fun and no essays. I plan to add every film he mentions to my Netflix queue if I haven't seen it.<P>Names have been suggested for this stop-gap to Back-pedalback Version 2.0. They are ArmaNEVAHgeddon2HoursBack-back, Armageddonouttahereback, and MichaelBayDropsaBomb-back. Cumbersome, I know. We could just remain Back-pedalback Version 1.1. Suggestions?<P>10640th, bitches!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Stabby, if

    by Subtitles_Off

    you stay over there, you will need to provide re-caps of Node 41811 over here in Node 1631. I can't possibly keep up with both.<P>For the record, I'm behind pushing 41811 to its breaking point. I'll post there ocassionally, and I encourage those who can stand the bandwidth to do the same. I'll probably do most of my posting over here, though.<P>We should try to get htese whores to #1 and #2 on the Top Ten at least once, though. That would be cool.<P>I'm watching the tally-counter continue to rise over there with glee and a bit of pride.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Turns out I was just doing the limbo for 5 days.

    by GetEveryone

    Easy to make that mistake, I guess.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:37 a.m. CST

    I CAN'T FIND A SOCK!

    by GetEveryone

    WILL MY GERBIL DO?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Um, has the gerbil been used?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Then, um, no. No thank you.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Nice recap subs

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    pardon the next four posts...

    by water_shit_anderson

    but i gotta take out district 9-back. That thing is pissing me off sitting up there.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:51 a.m. CST

    DIE!

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:51 a.m. CST

    DIE DISTRICT 9- BACK!

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:52 a.m. CST

    DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

    by water_shit_anderson

    suck it d9back!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Thanks, diarrhea

    by Subtitles_Off

    Where will you be hanging out, here or there? Either way, we're bound to be reunited.<P>P.S. Were you as gullible as I, or were you oblivious to all the AsimovLives implications?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 10:59 a.m. CST

    INTERESTING FACT; a certain 'Professional' talkback

    by savagedave

    is still open for business.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11 a.m. CST

    nicely done, watery

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST

    oblivious...

    by water_shit_anderson

    i wasn't as up to speed on the AsimovLives dawsons trek storyline as the rest of you. But i was interested to see if it ended up being real or not once i became informed. <p> I'll probably be going back and forth between the two. I'm tempted to go over there now...we only need a few posts to get ahead of d9 in pedalback as well. <p>

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Oh is this where everyone has migrated to?

    by D.Vader

    I thought everyone as homeless!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Thanks AICN

    by Subtitles_Off

    It needs to be said. We have not been censured. Never censored. Not even once have we been “black-boxed.” I think that is a credit to Harry's site.<P>If yesterday's “limbo period” was imposed, it was for our own good, to prevent a stampede of gawkers and newbies posting nonsense. <P>Bravo!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Never saw Armageddon or the other asteroid movie

    by Stabby

    And have no plans to. But, it is funny to read Harry seriously deepthroating Michael Bay. My how the times have changed. Throw in Phantom Menace and isn't Harry the greatest backpedaler of all time?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:20 a.m. CST

    'Bout time you showed up, Stabs

    by Subtitles_Off

    If only to stamp your approval on the re-cap.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Kind of ashamed but here is my first pedalback post

    by Stabby

    At least it's on day one. Anyone looking for Comic Con Booth Babes by Stabby Jul 24th, 2009 02:43:09 PM http://tinyurl.com/nofnu6 I am not associated with that web site in any way. Just sharing the love.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:24 a.m. CST

    That's what I meant when I told Cobra

    by Subtitles_Off

    my "enthusiasm" theory. Harry means what he says at the time, but it is swayed by his enthusiasm and his biases toward any given project. That's why his reviews, while not dishonest, are completely useless.<P>He's like the giggling school-girl who is flattered by the campus jock's flirtations, who later refuses to admit the worthless galoop date-raped her and had a very small, clumsy penis.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Subby, has anyone made a PDF of pedalback yet?

    by Stabby

    I tried yesterday and the computer just hung up forever. But that was right after they shut it down.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:26 a.m. CST

    No shame necessary

    by Subtitles_Off

    None of us imagined the road we had set upon at the time.<P>Even now, you think diarrhea worries about relevance when he posts?<P>Scroll up and read about mashed potatoes.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Not that I know Stabs

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    WOW. SO.. MANY... VIRGINS...

    by ImYerHuckleberry

    Did i just blow myself up??

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    I don't have a problem with Harry or anyone changing

    by Stabby

    their mind. Sometimes, your tastes mature or you get educated or the facts change. Roger Ebert eventually backpedaled on Blue Velvet and now lists it among the best movies of the 80s and rightly so. He even did the commentary for the DVD.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST

    I'll try, if you tell me how.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Yeah, I'm computer-stupid.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Only thing is

    by Subtitles_Off

    there's no real need until it dies for good. For all we know, it may go on forever.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:33 a.m. CST

    I just remember you guys were so entrenched in your

    by Stabby

    Batman discourse that no one gave a crap about Comic Con Booth Babes. I respected the hell out of that.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Virgins, yeah, right.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Stabby gets PLENTY of pussy, foo.'

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Subs, you go to Print and change the printer to PDF

    by Stabby

    or Adobe Acrobat. If you don't see it listed you may not be able to. I will also try again.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Hey Subs.....thanks for the recap shout-outs.

    by DrMorbius

    But more importantly, thanks for all the great recaps you've posted. Always a great read, the time and effort put into them is greatly appreciated. Keep it up.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Stabs

    by Subtitles_Off

    You beat me here by about 45 minutes.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:39 a.m. CST

    That's right! It's mostly from other talkbacker's wives

    by Stabby

    but it's all good.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Hey Morbs!

    by Subtitles_Off

    On to 20K now, buddy.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Some Huckleberry questioned OUR Virility?

    by DrMorbius

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:49 a.m. CST

    So 6 DemonBag was the 1st regular pedalbacker to post

    by Stabby

    And then Series, Conti and you shortly followed me. God, I am starting to sound like a virgin.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Nice, though. Thanks for clarifying.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I was wondering who should get the ultimate credit. Isn't it justice, then, that 6DB got the coveted 10000th post?<P>Nice!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:56 a.m. CST

    6DB wanted it BAD.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Series HATED me when I first showed up.<P>Conti is The Professor. Continual respect.<P>You and Morbs always kept up the enthusiasm when no one else was in the room. Cheeses and, later, water_shit would do that in the wee hours.<P>The Mad Brits showed up and tore the roof off the sucker.<P>And I typed "fuck" a lot.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 11:57 a.m. CST

    I was so seriously giddy

    by Subtitles_Off

    when I thought Asimov had really shown back up, willing to take a shot at himself.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Cheeses wanted us all to recall

    by Subtitles_Off

    our favorite post or conversation. Any suggestions?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:05 p.m. CST

    I didnt arrive until pretty late...

    by water_shit_anderson

    But I was born in pedal-back. I think my first post referenced how had finally found a name...thanks to the great Paul W S Anderson.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:11 p.m. CST

    BTW

    by Subtitles_Off

    Since we can now officially count both threads, we will more than likely pass 11K tonight.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Never censored?

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    Really Subs? I don't mind - honest. I didn't expect it to be noticed that quickly as everyone is (deservedly) still caught up in the celebratory mood.<P>Luckily, being English, I know to treat such achievments as the transient and inconsequential imposters that they are. For my contribution to wiped clean out of history in the blink of an eye is no reason to be angry. I would have liked to have made it on to the PDF, I really would, but I have to believe that getting angry or dickish about it would take me further away from being the person I want to be - I have a new job waiting in Singapore, a woman who loves me and a cold beer in my hand. From where I'm sitting that's reason enough to be happy.<P>As Yoda said about the dead - mourn them do not, miss them do not. Though he did get his arse kicked by The Emporer and has a mailing address of 'Hovel 1, The Swamp, Dagobah' so maybe we shouldn't pay too much attention to what the little green fella has to say<P>I haven't decided yet whether to post here again and for two pins I might never even visit again. The wound that hurts the most is usually delivered by the fondest blade.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    water_shit

    by Stabby

    You have mitorilla ultimately to thank for that name. That was what he posted to the DeathRace talkback that Vern called him out for. I thought it was funny so I reposted it to pedalback and that started the Paul Wasted Sperm Anderson thread.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Robert Novak is fucking dead.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Good. Hell just happens to have his bed ready.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Is that you dioxholster?

    by Subtitles_Off

    If you were banned, it was for something that didn't occur here.<P>Unless, I'm mistaken, in which case, please, enlighten.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:18 p.m. CST

    stabby

    by water_shit_anderson

    yeah I think it was your posts that sent me over there reading if i remember right....and verns disgust with mitorilla made it all the more funny to me.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:19 p.m. CST

    What?

    by Subtitles_Off

    You're Youngdog? You weren't banned.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:20 p.m. CST

    What two pins?

    by Stabby

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Holy Jebus Chrissy!

    by Subtitles_Off

    WTF?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:22 p.m. CST

    dioxholster went off in the Stargate Atlantic was Cancelled

    by Stabby

    talkback, posting the same thing over 200 times. Others warned him he was going to get banned.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Youngdog was BANNED and has disappeared

    by Subtitles_Off

    from the Back-pedalback. No fucking way! Why? Why? I have to know!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:27 p.m. CST

    I have no...

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..friggin idea - oh, except the 90 posts it took to get this TB back in the top 10 and POSSIBLY posting copyrighted song lyrics that are freely abvailable anywhere else on the web. If it isn't that then I genuinely have no clue why the banhammer fell.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    God DAMMIT!

    by Subtitles_Off

    He's the one who laid the groundwork for us all over here at Node 1631!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    You're right Youngblood's posts here that put this place

    by Stabby

    on the map are missing. Resurrecting this talkback must be what did it. Watch we'll all get banned soon. RIP Youngblood. swounds!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Well, consider this

    by Subtitles_Off

    I've been banned four seperate times that I can remember.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    if it were the song thing

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'd've been banned too.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    yipes

    by water_shit_anderson

    this is spooky stuff.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    if it were the 90 post thing

    by Subtitles_Off

    you'd've been banned a week ago

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:31 p.m. CST

    That can't be it. Really?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Well,

    by Subtitles_Off

    That.<P>Just.<P>Fucking.<P>Hurts.<P>If I am banned again, my brothers, I will not return. All of moviemack's work will be for naught.<P>The PDF is useless to me now, Stabs. Too many hurtful ommissions.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:35 p.m. CST

    But, I notice.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Our tally didn't lurch south. Those vanished points are still among the total, as far as I can determine. <P>I've been watching very carefully.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Banned 4 times Subs?

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    That does actually make me feel much better - thanks mate!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    We need to talk to 'Lop

    by Subtitles_Off

    He said a similar thing happened during The Baleback. People got purged in some kind of system glitch.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Yeah, 4.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And each time I can trace it back to a specific reason.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:40 p.m. CST

    I pedal-back

    by Subtitles_Off

    And retract my "Thanks AICN" post.<P>Youngie lives FOREVER.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:42 p.m. CST

    any great tales of bannination

    by water_shit_anderson

    from your past subs?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:43 p.m. CST

    moviemack?

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    MOVIEMACK? Say it ain't so! I used to read those ol' to-and-fro's as a pup. If that IS you I would like to point out to the virgins here that you are in the presence of a bona fida Talkback LEGEND! <P>I used to think you were a crazy bastard back then and I can see you haven't changed. Which is a good thing.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Yes, I was moviemack

    by Subtitles_Off

    And the Nolan-philes got me banned.<P>Turns out, though, everything I ever posted was opinion based on what turned out to be actual fact. And, when I returned, it was almost commonplace for people to be posted stuff about BEGINS worse than anything I ever muttered.<P>Now, you know, why, no matter what, I will always take Asimov's side in a battle with Mr. Nice Gaius. Always. No. Matter. What.<P>I was right. I never lied about Nolan's plans or Goyer's script. You can disagree with my assessment, if you want, but you cannot accuse me of EVER being an uninformed troll.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:48 p.m. CST

    I was banned

    by Liberal_Warrior

    But I came back from the beyond to smite motarded tongue cleaner muthafuks! <p> Bring it

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:49 p.m. CST

    "was?" FACK that!

    by Subtitles_Off

    I AM moviemack.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Bannage

    by savagedave

    Has happened to me three times as I recall, although not for many a year.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Then I was banned for

    by Subtitles_Off

    saying Kevin Smith is thin-skinned.<P>Don't even remember my handle then.<P>Oh, and, yeah, Kevin Smith - nice guy, but - skin thinner than a cunt's hair.<P>Who even disputes that anymore?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST

    It wasn't you that sent in

    by savagedave

    That Batman Begins script review with the Jive Talkin' Alfred, that spawned BATMAN HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE was it?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    didnt kevin used to come on here and attempt

    by water_shit_anderson

    to defend himself? Poorly?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Third time, as long as this is True Confessions,

    by Subtitles_Off

    was, again, under a handle I honestly can't recall.<P>I called Bryan Singer gay. He is gay.<P>Have you ever seen a thread devoted to Bryan Singer or SUPERMAN RETURNS without the word "gay" repeated over and over, ad nauseum?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Fourth time

    by Subtitles_Off

    I think they just banned me because they found out I was moviemack.<P>Fifth time will probably be today, as a result of my confessing all, but I don't care.<P>I've made my mark.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    I was banned for something i believed in

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    there is no shame in that. i had to pay my respects.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Nope, I am not responsible for Jive Talkin' Alfred

    by Subtitles_Off

    As I said, moviemack criticized the script for BEGINS, a year in advance of it being released, based solely on things in the script that actually ended up in the movie.<P>I KNEW what I was talking about.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    I don't see how Harry could oversee banning any of

    by Stabby

    those things considering some of the pornographic and highly questionable stuff that he writes.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1 p.m. CST

    I thought the banning for unfounded reasons

    by Subtitles_Off

    ended when Moriarty left.<P>All anybody had to do was run to that one and say "Sissy stole a cookie, Mommy" and he'd ban somebody. That dude is an internet fascist.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1 p.m. CST

    Ah

    by savagedave

    Fair one.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Yeah it was

    by savagedave

    Mori who banned me. Although he did used to write you a little note when he'd done it though which was nice.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Mr_George_Kaplan

    by DrMorbius

    You sir, are a TBer of the highest order. I am outraged at your banishment, but like a true PHOENIX, you have risen from the ashes. I sincerely hope you continue your postings. AICN has diminished, in my eyes, for it's action. CHEERS MATE!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Granted, my sense of sarcasm is out-of-bounds

    by Subtitles_Off

    and I can see where weak minds would consider I was targeting them personally. I try to be kinder, these days.<P>Firmly believe, though, it's the internet. If you ain't got a pair, you better grow one. This web thing was promised as a free exchange of information and ideas. The Clamp-downers who want to claim a piece of it and make up their own rules to exclude people from thier precious sandbox are the villains.<P>Don't put a Talkback up and then throw a hissy when somebody talks back.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:10 p.m. CST

    DioxHolster, you were banned....

    by D.Vader

    For spamming. Plain and simple. Everyone here knows you're not supposed to post the same message 500 times, no matter what your viewpoint is.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST

    I've been banned 2 or 3 times

    by D.Vader

    For the stupidest reasons, though I was never given an explanation. I pleaded my case, however, and got my name/handle back each time. All my posts are still gone forever, though.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:12 p.m. CST

    SD, Subs, diox....

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..thanks chaps - it's like finding out I wasn't the only one to get fishy fingers from Slaggy Sarah.<P>I can swallow my shame, recognise the achievement and move on with my life. No more racking my brain wondering why it had to happen to me.<P>It's a numbers game and THEIR problem - not mine.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:12 p.m. CST

    A moment of silence

    by Subtitles_Off

    for the man George used to be.<P>And a moment of wonder due the man he will become.<P>And an endless amount of respect and gratitude for your contributions to Our Glorious Experiment.<P>[swigs a beer and pours some on the ground, just like the gangstas used to do in the daze when it was real]

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Fuk kinder and gentler

    by Liberal_Warrior

    I am the fukken Warrior, and if motards need to have their necks snapped, I will fukken do it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Why didn't SellOutBitch get banned....

    by DrMorbius

    re: posting near top of this TB.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:17 p.m. CST

    How about Harrys Godzilla review

    by bobbofatz

    for a meating place. So we can play with our salamis. What is up with the banning? What ever happened to freedom of speech?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:19 p.m. CST

    you dont understand

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    i had to do it. when i first heard the news back in Aug 2008 i was in shock and i stayed in denial. then i vented my frustrations against BSG fans even though in retrospect they had nothing to do with the cancellation. shoulda accepted the realty and paid my respects then. instead all i was doing was promoting an upcoming show that was in a direct way responsible for SGA's cancellation. having realized that recently with a month left before it airs, it dawned on me that i will not be able to enjoy Stargate Universe until i say farewell to my one true love. so i can move one with my life.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:19 p.m. CST

    "YOUNGDOG" may be gone.....

    by DrMorbius

    but he won't be forgotten.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:21 p.m. CST

    In fact, I propose a new phrase.

    by Subtitles_Off

    To be banned from any internet site unfairly, shall henceforth be called "being youngdogged."<P>Make it happen.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Youngdog, I'll be there with you...

    by MadFuckingMax

    wherever it is banned handles go.<P>In fairness, I probably deserve it...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST

    George, until otherwise

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm considering your youngdogging to be a glitching rather than a banning.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m. CST

    WTF?

    by ManJuice

    did i time travel? <br> I just saw a woman in a plaid shirt that would make 1987 cringe

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:28 p.m. CST

    and I came away with a considerably better name/

    by MadFuckingMax

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    ManJuice

    by DrMorbius

    Don't know, the Replign was in full working order last I used it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    we will miss you YOUNGDOG...

    by Six Demon Bag

    your efforts allowed us to reach out summit and you will not be forgotten...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    ive never been banned

    by Six Demon Bag

    i guess itll happen sooner or later.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Liberal_Warrior

    by savagedave

    Did you used to post just as TheWarrior, years and years ago? Around the time SSzero was on here?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST

    savagedave

    by Liberal_Warrior

    No

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Bobba may be obsessed with

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    pulling his pud but he has a point - there's nothing to stop us taking AICN four dimensional from now on.<P>If anyone fancies hooking up beyond prying eyes they just post the talkback ID in one of the top 10 TB's and we'll see them there. Keep the counts low and move often and no-ones the wiser.<P>And thanks DrM but to quote the Cobra himself - Youngdog doesn't exist in this dojo<P>My<P>Name <P>Is<P>Mr <Br>George<Br>Kaplan

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Stop this roller-coaster

    by Subtitles_Off

    that the Back-pedalback has become. From the highest of highs yesterday to the plummet when I learned I'd been punked, to the slight return when I saw 41811 lurching back to life, through the saddest realization of all. At least one of our comrades, perhaps more, fell and languished while we celebrated.<P>I'd gladly it be Sunday all over and again, full of giddy anticipation and ignorant of the horror to come.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Are we not losing posts from this?

    by MadFuckingMax

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST

    I like George's idea.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Bread crumbs, baby. You can add numbers up, but you can't stand in front of the banhammer waving your arms yelling "I'm over here" without expecting to get squashed.<P>

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Some pilgrims....

    by savagedave

    have been keeping the TPM TB ticking over for the last ten years. I may join in.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Nope, Max. Not count anyway.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We're not. The total tally never decreases.<P>But the posts themselves, yes, are gone forever.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Go out in a blaze of fukken glory

    by Liberal_Warrior

    Dragging a many motarded tongue cleaners with you as possible. <?p> That is a good way to die. That is a good banning death.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Neeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrddddssssssss!

    by Michael_Bay_Rox

    ressurecting a revenge of the nerds review woulda been more appropriate. Get a life! lol

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Fuck.

    by MadFuckingMax

    That's brutal.<P>Back to tainting the Tbs all over again.<P>Chicken pie time.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    So, wait

    by Subtitles_Off

    if that's the case, has anyone actually checked if The Baleback is completely gone?<P>What a gas to resurrect that merfer!<P>Anyone recall the Node #?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:45 p.m. CST

    It won't be easy Subs....

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..we don't know exactly how difficult to pitch the clues and how quick we'll be to work out the breadcrumbs.<P>If only there was some subject matter or topic that we were all interested in but wouldn't look out of place on a this website.....

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:48 p.m. CST

    ATTENTION: I think GE got banned

    by Continentalop

    I can't find any post here and I saw that people were referring to him in the Eli Roth interview TB but he had no post. <P> Sad day if he has fallen.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Baleback is working Subs

    by savagedave

    I checked earlier.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Well, it's obvious innit?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Breadcrumbs can be posted in any Nolanverse thread from now on. Any Oldman thread. Any Bale thread. Any Batman thread except an A$$holes comics thread.<P>Those threads belong to us, anyway. Somebody posts a Node # there,one or more of us is bound to follow.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:49 p.m. CST

    GE was going off pretty hard in the Roth back

    by savagedave

    Think he directed some stuff at beaks that didn't go down well.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:51 p.m. CST

    If you want someone's personal attn

    by Subtitles_Off

    Put their handle in the subject line, and a Node# or a Node# with a date and time, even, in the comment section.<P>If that person has missed you, they'll leave another breadcrumb there for you to find.<P>Eventually, you'll catch up.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:53 p.m. CST

    GE too?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Yep, he's gone.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:55 p.m. CST

    savgedave, find out the Node#, please?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:56 p.m. CST

    omg for an instance i thought

    by ominus

    they were re-releashing Armageddon in the theaters,after Bays success with TF2.oh the horror,the horror.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Or try this Subs...

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    I can't believe that 'The Departed' is further up the IMDB Top 200 than 'Once apon a time in America'. I forget just how many TIMES I have watched Sergio Leone's epic.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 1:58 p.m. CST

    'Lop

    by Subtitles_Off

    They're gonna pick us off one-by-one.<P>I wish we could create a site that we could claim as our own. One where we could go to talk about movies and engage strangers with witty conversation.<P>Why doesn't a site like that exist in the world?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2 p.m. CST

    If that was a clue Youngster,

    by Subtitles_Off

    it left a load of pigeon squat on my bald head as it flew over.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2 p.m. CST

    Wow, people! Are we all starting to lose our minds

    by Stabby

    now that we have no direction or goal? Pull yourselves together, men. Or is somebody out to get us? We're starting to drop like flies.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Beaks didn't appreciate the piss taking.

    by MadFuckingMax

    Got right up his pretentious, tongue-cleaning arse.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    "Drop like flies"

    by Subtitles_Off

    Two, so far. Are you aware of more, Stabby?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Yeah - I watched GE go down..

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..in the Roth TB.<P>It was painful - all I wanted to do was jump in and back him up but I had stupidly tried to register as used_to_be_Youngdog and the mods wouldn't Ok my account.<P>I hope he comes back..

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Just going by the Baleback experience

    by Continentalop

    After that collapsed some of our number went nuts - ArcadianDS and Kurzinski Valentine in a most spectacular way - and got banned. I think after the excitement and thrill of breaking 10,000 GE just got wired up and looking for a little excitement and ended up facing a dick with a banhammer. Lesson learned. <P> But that might explain why we can post in the pedalback. I'm thinking AICN has changed the way they tally total post - when they used to delete your post they would also lower the tally by that many, I don't think they do that anymore. GE and Young Dog probably had a shit load of post in the TB, so we probably got another 100-300 post to play with again. At least that is my theory.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:04 p.m. CST

    but I did NOT know he was banned..

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..until now. That sucks.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:05 p.m. CST

    What was the issue

    by Subtitles_Off

    without too many details. Broad strokes.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:05 p.m. CST

    They're after The Mad Europeans

    by Subtitles_Off

    Watch out Raging Catholic! Come home where you're safe!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:06 p.m. CST

    I said some things I don't regret.

    by MadFuckingMax

    But don't entirely stand by.<P>I am a fickle, fickle man.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    But, then, how do you explain Youngdog's banning?

    by Subtitles_Off

    He didn't go nuts anywhere.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:08 p.m. CST

    I really cannot express how much

    by Subtitles_Off

    this pisses me off.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:09 p.m. CST

    I'd wondered about that too.

    by MadFuckingMax

    Youngdog only had good things to say.<P>So, now that I've had my first banning, I'd quite like to rocket this mo' fo' into the top spot.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    So, Max - are you somebody we should know?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Somebody who has been on our minds very recently?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Are you a Pedal-backer?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Ok, who was MadFuckingMax and Mr_George Kaplan originally?

    by Continentalop

    Was George Youngdog in a previous life? I didn't see what there past names were.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST

    mad max likes to get everyone a coke?

    by Six Demon Bag

    is this statement true or false?<P>would you like to know more?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Remember, I'm really, really dense.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Broadstrokes

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    GE complained about Harry giving away the ending - HeadGeek appeared Black Box and all and told him spoiler warnings had been given.<P>GE protested as to the magnitude of the spoilers and the minescule size of the warning (and lo and behold a spoiler warning appeared on the fron page)

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:15 p.m. CST

    'Lop yes on Mr. Kaplan

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:15 p.m. CST

    *sniffs*

    by MadFuckingMax

    I was, at one time, called GE.<P>But those were gentler times.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:16 p.m. CST

    when people resurrect do they choose a different name?

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    or keep it?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Truly how can anyone spoil the ending of BASTERDS?

    by Subtitles_Off

    We all know Brad Pitt didn't scalp Adolf Hitler.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Is that what I got banned for?

    by MadFuckingMax

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Well, GOOD

    by Subtitles_Off

    At least you are back.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:18 p.m. CST

    I thought it was for having a go at Beaks.

    by MadFuckingMax

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Yes, prolly Max

    by Subtitles_Off

    Scroll up and see re: Kevin Smith thinness of skin. That applies, magnified, to the moderators, here.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    like a fucking psycho phoenix and a hellride!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

    we are back!!!!!<P>but do we stay here or pedalback?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Beaks was the guy who banned me first

    by D.Vader

    Well, he claims he DIDN'T ban me, but I don't buy any of that bullshit for a second. He's an ass.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    I kept my name

    by D.Vader

    After I talked to Mori about it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Sub

    by savagedave

    Baleback is 39976.<p>TPM is 3624

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    I'm enjoying it here for the time being.

    by MadFuckingMax

    But I'll likely flit between the two. Nurse the other like a Guiness.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    People are getting banned? For what?

    by anonymoose

    For actually giving enough of a shit about AICN to pedalback?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Vader - don't be next!

    by Subtitles_Off

    beaks is a wonderful dude. patient and virtuous. I'm sure GE deserved it, doncha think Max? I mean, Beaks never youngdogs anybody. GE is prolly very, very woefully sorry.<P>[flips sarcasm switch to "off"]

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:22 p.m. CST

    I say Pedalback

    by savagedave

    Until it gets untenable.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:22 p.m. CST

    excuse me, while I go plant a flag.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m. CST

    If I liveblog

    by savagedave

    It will be in Pedalback.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:26 p.m. CST

    I made a big mistake

    by Continentalop

    I wandered out of here into some of the other TBs looking for Twitch. Fuck. Not going to do that again. <P> I seriously don't know if I can handle this site. Way to many people who should be wearing helmets when they walk around in this place.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Excluding here and Twitch.

    by Continentalop

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST

    MadFuckingMax

    by DrMorbius

    Just remembered you posted first here from the Pedalback, and I followed you. Now I'm shouting-out (up above) to a wisp of air. Sorry buddy, so long......and welcome back!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Conti

    by MadFuckingMax

    Agreed. I stepped out for an afternoon and was met with a wall of shit.<P>Then the banhammer.<P>Is it the Pedalback then? I say we at least touch up on the one we aren't calling the main residence just to keep it up there.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Da fuck?

    by Super Rabbi

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:29 p.m. CST

    MadFuckingMax

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    I saw you in the Beaks TB - not nice to watch you getting shafted from afar TWICE today without being able to help.<P>But I don't think it was Beaks who banhammered you - he just gave a guy a warning and deleted a post for calling Eli Roth a 'Faggot'<P>I remember you quipped about the word 'Faggot' - I don't know if anyone knows outside the UK that they are little tripe meatballs in our country.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:30 p.m. CST

    I kinda like it here. It's faster...

    by anonymoose

    ...plus it's a laugh seeing this review back on top.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Yeah, morbs.

    by MadFuckingMax

    We made the bed, and this is how Aint It Cool treats us?<P>All we wanted was a little recognition for Harry's past writing efforts.<P>Now we're left with ethereal posts and phantom replies.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:31 p.m. CST

    savagedave

    by DrMorbius

    HYDRA would be a good? choice for your next venture.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Worse fucking thing about going out there

    by Continentalop

    Is the absolute dickishness of all the other TBers. <P> Look, I hate Eli Roth and QTs latest films. Hate 'em. But I am not going to call you a cumguzzler and a fucking idiot if you like them. Each their own. But stepping outside I had to have people throw around stuff like anybody who doesn't like Eli Roth is just jealous and wonder what type of guy wouldn't want to see Nazis get scalped? <p> Um, me dickhead.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:34 p.m. CST

    AICN has become a home to pedophiles

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    and rapists. im looking at all of you here.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:35 p.m. CST

    ONCE HAD YUMMY LABIA

    by bobjustbob

    'nuff said...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:36 p.m. CST

    I just planted a flag in a legend.

    by Subtitles_Off

    it will be there until lateer this afternoon, when, I too, am youngdogged, and it reads:<P>for The Back-pedalback, The Glory of Bale, for The Memory of Nixon, and The Ghost of McCarthy, and, now, adding colour, a Group of anonymoose Latin American Meat-packing Glitterati, in honor of my homies, Youngdog and GetEveryone who were unjustly banhammered on This Day of Bale, Tuesday, August 18th, 2009.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:36 p.m. CST

    dioxholster, we meet again.

    by anonymoose

    Hey, buddy, didn't I give you a eulogy?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:37 p.m. CST

    did DGDB get banned

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    havent seen him like ever.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:37 p.m. CST

    See, diox...that's the reason

    by Subtitles_Off

    no one misses you when you're gone.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Here's one for the ages

    by savagedave

    21000, the legendary Aquaf@g TB. Sadly closed for business. (I just tried). <p>I found this by reading the works of ORCUS, Keeper Of The Lost Threads, who roams the forgotten TB's, spreading the word.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:39 p.m. CST

    savagedave.......SNAKEHEAD TERROR

    by DrMorbius

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:41 p.m. CST

    anonymoose---- who is dioxholster ?

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    im DioxholsterUnbound now. dioxholster died an honorable death. then he ascended and after a few days he came back as DioxholsterUnbound with all the knowledge of the universe with him. but yeah i would really like my original name back.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:43 p.m. CST

    AVATAR trailer at AIBN!

    by Continentalop

    Seriously.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:44 p.m. CST

    If 'Lop's theory is correct

    by Subtitles_Off

    The Back-peadlback will not long allow us to back-peadal there.<P>Yet, I worry that we have a very large target on our heads here, and we may have said things that will bite us in the ass.<P>What say we claim Node 42071 at 224 posts?<P>Agreed?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:46 p.m. CST

    The AVATAR trailer actually looks good...

    by MadFuckingMax

    I've realised my AIBN and AICN names are slowly aligning.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Anyone?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Orcus..

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..if anyone deserved black-box privileges for long-time service its that bloke. Always gracious, usually right - a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:48 p.m. CST

    What does Orcus make of us?

    by Subtitles_Off

    And what about Node 42071?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Subs, we are always with you.

    by MadFuckingMax

    Words mean nothing next to love.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST

    AVATAR trailer on AIBN tinyurl...

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/p93e5b

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST

    WOW

    by Subtitles_Off

    I finally get it. I finally understand what all the AVATAR fuss is about.<P>FACKING brilliant!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:55 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHHA The "AVETAR" trailer is hilarious.

    by ganymede3010

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

    whats the purpose of Ain't It Bale News?

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    is it informative or just a parody? and is it profitable?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Bloody hell Conti...

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..no eyeball raping here. <P>Instead they were taken to a suitably salubrious coctail bar, seduced by lashings of vodka cocktails, fine wine and the jangling of Porsche 911 car-keys before being taken back to a city Welcome Inn and bounced on until dawn and finally waking up in a sweaty cum-stained mess with only a £10-note, half a pack of Mayfair and some hitherto unexperienced new form of vinereal disease to show for it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    that disney friends ad is freaking me out

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    seriously

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:58 p.m. CST

    diox

    by anonymoose

    Are you asking because you're thinking of starting up Ain't It Stargate News, like I suggested?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Just finished a can of Irn Bru.

    by MadFuckingMax

    And, yet again, I an massively fucking disappointed.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3 p.m. CST

    Sub RE 42071

    by savagedave

    Bit commercial for us isn't it? Is there anything more leftfield?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Yeah, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    I picked it because it was already Top Ten. Stealth is the issue right now, dave.<P>I'm trying to protect some fugitive homies.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:03 p.m. CST

    AVETAR

    by DrMorbius

    Better than the footage shown at Comic Con!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:03 p.m. CST

    i dont have time to make sites

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    not that i want to anyways. but AICN would is in serious need of some stargate worship and i was hopping AIBN can fix that.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST

    It's inappropriate

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's why it works. Hide where they wouldn't think you'd hide.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST

    If we're talking about the review, it should be no prob.

    by anonymoose

    Just start every post with, "This Armageddon review sure is _______!"

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST

    man

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    im losing it

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:06 p.m. CST

    ah...

    by savagedave

    I'm searching for VERY old nodes at the moment. I even looked at node 1, its about species 2.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:06 p.m. CST

    The Back-pedalback Version 1.0 is about

    by Subtitles_Off

    to fall away to obscurity.<P>Moment of silence, dammit.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    *silence*

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Just posted AIBN's tinyurl

    by Subtitles_Off

    @ The Ticketback.<P>Gonna be some p'ed-off lil bitches in there in a moment.<P>My seconds are ticking.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:10 p.m. CST

    DGDB left here, Dioxholster

    by D.Vader

    Like Conti, he couldn't stand the people in the other TBs, but also couldn't stand the hypocrisy of the AICN staff and their levels of unprofessionalism.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Avatar trailer

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    reminded me of this...<P>http://www.b3ta. com/links/ Man_gets_hit_by_a_Train<P>(remove the spaces)<P>In terms of pure ocular violation.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:16 p.m. CST

    DAMMIT Subs...

    by Mr_George_Kaplan

    ..I thought that was a clue and went to node 20838!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:16 p.m. CST

    left for good?

    by DioxholsterUnbound

    i dont get it. he had been here for ages

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Thought what was a clue, Kappy?

    by Subtitles_Off

    The map points to 42071. You already have friends there.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    why is this place unsafe...

    by Six Demon Bag

    i need to know...where are we going?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST

    by anonymoose

    I, too, would like to know.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST

    DGDB had not been here for ages, Diox

    by D.Vader

    More like a year or two.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST

    6DB

    by Subtitles_Off

    Considering two of our best comrades were banhammered today, and we have discussed it openly here, plus, the fact that the reappearance of a ten-yr-old thread in the Top Ten is akin to jumping up and shouting "Satan is my lover!" in church, I suggested a temporary detour to 42071.<P>At least until the dust settles.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:22 p.m. CST

    We're all a little shaken...

    by MadFuckingMax

    let's not get beside ourselves.<P>Remember, we backpedal. It saves our skin.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:22 p.m. CST

    What's the plan, Stan?

    by TedKordLives

    What node shall we devour next?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Follow George, Teddy

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:26 p.m. CST

    subs i see your point...

    by Six Demon Bag

    shall we go out separate ways and rejoin at another time like MASK?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST

    If you want a good laugh

    by savagedave

    Check out the headline for node 80, then imagine if THAT made it back into the top 10! Not that I advocate we do, of course.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:30 p.m. CST

    6DB

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm flipping back and forth between the three like a palsied fish, so I'll see you somewhere.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Recapping

    by Subtitles_Off

    is gonna be a RIPLEY tomorrow. (That's one tough bitch)

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:34 p.m. CST

    shit, that avetar trailer used maybe 20 megs of my banwidth.

    by ironic_name

    not cool.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:35 p.m. CST

    bandwidth

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:39 p.m. CST

    "ban"width. Freudian slip?

    by Stabby

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Listening to...

    by anonymoose

    ...the DRAG ME TO HELL soundtrack, getting goosebumpy.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Banning on the mind, ironic?

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Oh, yeah.

    by anonymoose

    This article sure is super duper!

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:46 p.m. CST

    We should hit the top spot here.

    by MadFuckingMax

    Then find an appropriately outrageous post to boost up to top it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Armageddon anecdote

    by savagedave

    You know how the space stuff has quite lame physics, with gravity on the space station? Well I think they originally wanted to do it Apollo 13 style in the zero-G vomit comet. Only problem was, Bruce Willis couldn't pass the medical! Oh Bruce.....

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:49 p.m. CST

    anonymoose

    by TedKordLives

    The 'DMTH' Score? You bought it? That's pretty bad ass, friend. And a creepy ass score, too. <P> Right now they're playing Reel Big Fish on the radio. And I'm 20 again.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:52 p.m. CST

    but a fagot is a bundle of twigs!

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:53 p.m. CST

    I'd like to be twenty again.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Good FACKING times were those.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:53 p.m. CST

    TKL

    by anonymoose

    Yeah. It finally got its release today. Really Exorcism-ish.<P> Now to wait until the DVD/BD comes out. I hope they don't delay it like they did the soundtrack.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Did you guys know

    by Subtitles_Off

    Brits ate meatballs made with tripe? And they call those meatballs faggots?<P>Yuck.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:54 p.m. CST

    where is Idonotseekabanning?

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Now I get subs joke.

    by MadFuckingMax

    Well, fist me. A faggot is a clump of sticks and a dyke blocks a river.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:56 p.m. CST

    ANON

    by TedKordLives

    I may have to pick that up. It'd be good for when I'm writing something scary. <P> Maybe too good, actually. I could see myself really freaking myself out.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:57 p.m. CST

    That's okay, Maxxy

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nobody gets my jokes.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    ReelBigFish on the radio? What radio station is that?

    by D.Vader

    BC I haven't heard any ReelBigFish on anything but my iPod in years. Or when I watch Clueless. <p> Must be playing "Knock on Wood", eh? Or "Sell Out"? I always liked "Beer" myself, and their cover of A-Ha's "Take On Me".

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Faggoting is a type of lace knitting.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    The Aquaf@g thread

    by Subtitles_Off

    really managed 20K posts?<P>How'd they manage that?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Oh wait, fuck...I just confused them with MMBB

    by D.Vader

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4 p.m. CST

    BTW

    by Subtitles_Off

    I planted a flag in The Baleback today, so we totally get all those too. Means we can serve The Aquaf@gback a nice, warm piece of Dust Pie!<P>Want some cheese melted on top of that?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Amazon DMTH OST tinyurl...

    by anonymoose

    ...for those interested.<P> http://tinyurl.com/qcxy7l

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    so eli roth is a tripe meatball

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    #1! <P>oleg lives! <P>praise bale! <P>praise God! <P> #1!

    by ironic_name

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:08 p.m. CST

    D.Vader

    by TedKordLives

    It was 'Sell-Out'. I always liked 'Down in Flames', off their second album. Very Blue Beetle-y song. Or '241', the instrumental off their first album. One of their shows, they opened with it and I skanked to beat the band. Ended up with a vicious summer cold afterwards, but wtf.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    I remember nibbling a faggot...

    by MadFuckingMax

    I didn't take to it.<P>Much.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    #1? I'm trembling and crying...

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Everyone experiments in college, Max.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nothing to be ashamed of.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Aquaf@g took 15 months

    by savagedave

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    It was the congealed outside that got me.

    by MadFuckingMax

    Wasn't keen when I bit down.<P>Feels warm in here. The refresh isn't what it once was, but its still no Pedalback.<P>Will be fire up the coals in there another time? I think there's almost no choice.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:20 p.m. CST

    We're #1 again, men.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I missed that feeling.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:20 p.m. CST

    And no way did it hit 20000

    by savagedave

    It barely looks to have made 10k.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Hey!

    by TedKordLives

    Aquaman's a friend of mine! Respect the King! <P> Sorry, just seen Aquaf@g once too many times. But still...

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    haha tiiiiiiiimeeeee wwaaarrrp

    by turketron_2

    BTW, Armageddon wasn't very good.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:22 p.m. CST

    If you would like to make your way back to node 41811

    by MadFuckingMax

    I have prepared a short eulogy for us all.<P>Just a few words to give us some sort of closure.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Armageddon is the greatest film of all time.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Get it right.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Nice, Maxxy

    by Subtitles_Off

    But dave is gonna live blog over there, and it will see live again. Perhaps, it will never fall out of the Top Ten.<P>Meanwhile, over here, didn't 'Lop promise a list of Noir films?

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Drag Me to Hell DVD/BD details!

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/lf2ov6

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Where's Cheeses?

    by MadFuckingMax

    Ah, didn't realise the blogs would still be a-go. Can we give suggestions?<P>Anything troma would be good.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    120 posts to 11K

    by Subtitles_Off

    Just in case anybody's counting anymore.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    MFM

    by anonymoose

    Touching. Very touching.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Nice

    by MadFuckingMax

    Few people here actually seemed to enjoy DMTH. I loved every minute of it.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    I'm glad they kept the poster art.

    by anonymoose

    It's fucking insanely awesome. It just blasts you right in the fucking face with its awesomeness.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSE

    by Robots In Das Guys

    Finally this bitch is at the top.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    i want to do some pedal backing....

    by water_shit_anderson

    any suggestions for guidelines I should follow? <p> are we not trying to attract too much attention in there? Do I keep it cool...do i go apeshit? <p> I am a soldier in the pedalback army...i will do what needs to be done.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:58 p.m. CST

    I had to buy the quad poster.

    by MadFuckingMax

    I've got a nice little selection going atm. The recent Re-animator one is a piece of art.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Keep cool, diarrhea.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 5:02 p.m. CST

    water_shit_anderson, that is the attitude we are looking for

    by Continentalop

    Now we are gonna load you up with some F-Bombs and have you kamikaze into another TB like the little jihadist you can be.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Live blogging CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS

    by savagedave

    In the Pedalback 41811

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 5:03 p.m. CST

    I love this Ong Bak 2 poster.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ongbak2p

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 5:05 p.m. CST

    anything for pedalback

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Thats really nice. I wouldn't mind having it framed.

    by MadFuckingMax

    Check out the Robocop one if you can find it. Tylers Stout's best. Later guys.

  • Aug. 18, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    The Stout RoboCop is awesome.

    by anonymoose

  • April 22, 2012, 9:29 a.m. CST

    BEHOLD ORCUS COMES FROM THE FUTURE!

    by orcus

    We have pie there