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Studio Plant asks, Why another PETER PAN movie'

Harry here... here's the first review I've seen anywhere for the P. J. Hogan PETER PAN, and the author, going by the clever alias... "Studio Plant" seems to be asking the question, "Why another Peter Pan movie?" Well, I don't claim to be an expert on the Barrie subject at hand, but I will say this rhetorical answer... "Because it is a timeless tale for every generation and time?" I say that, because I do love the Silent 1924 PETER PAN which I have on DVD and am in particular quite fond of Anna May Wong's portrayal of the silent Tiger Lily. Then there's that Disney PETER PAN, which was and is a favorite of my father's and as a result a fave of mine... In particular, the musical cues that trumpet Pan's arrival rule. Never been a fan of the Mary Martin version. It just didn't do it for me. But then there was HOOK, which save for a scant few moments of pure elation... it killed an awful lot of the magic of Peter Pan for me. But gosh golly if I don't love those few moments so much that I don't hate Spielberg for letting me down. Now there's this P.J. Hogan thing... #1, we finally have a real boy as Pan. #2 Ludivine Sagnier as Tinker Bell is just enough to make me smack my lips and wait for that faerie dust trail to land on my head, cuz if you can't think a happy thought looking at Ludivine... then, I'm really sorry for you. #3 - I've never seen an accurate adaptation of PETER PAN told on the big screen in color and given all the magic that modern cinema can muster. SURE - I would've loved to have seen Victor Fleming direct a Technicolor telling with Mickey Rooney as Peter Pan, Judy Garland as Wendy... Basil Rathbone as Hook, Guy Kibbee as Smee and Jean Harlow as Tink... and a young Ida Lupino as Tiger Lily... BUT... the world sucks sometimes when it misses it's calling, so instead... this will be my color fanciful telling to see... I hope...

Hey Harry:

Those of us lucky enough to live in the O.C. seem to get an awful lot of test screenings lately. I guess with our surfing, Land Rovers, rich girl beach parties, and ragging on Chino, we're just a perfect little slice of America. So, when we got handed an invite to a test screening of Peter Pan over at the Block, I was bored just enough to go.

The theater was packed mostly with families and I was quite amused to see the NRG goons running the metal detector over each little kid just to make sure Peter Pan didn't wind up on the streets of Hong Kong before the credits rolled. What they didn't save us from was yet another movie about Peter Pan. The crowd laughed at times, gave a smattering of applause, but the kids seemed really restless. After seeing the film, with many very rough fx shots, I just can't answer: Why another Peter Pan movie?

I don't think there are any spoilers really because you know the plot. The parents are cracking down on Wendy & her brothers childness at the same time Peter Pan shows up chasing his shadow. The kids fly off to Neverland and Capt. Hook begins the chase. In the best scene of the movie, he captures Wendy's brothers who are then rescued by Peter Pan without much of a fight (and with the help of an always well-timed crocodile). Hook dispairs, tries to turn Wendy against Peter Pan with the help of a scorned Tinkerbell. He tries to poison Peter Pan but Tinkerbell takes it instead. Fortunately everyone starts chanting "I believe in faeries" and she's okay. Then the final battle between Capt Hook and Peter Pan goes down, again aided by a wel-timed croc. And most everyone lives happily ever after.

The kid who played Peter Pan annoyed me. His character isn't spritely, mischeivous, or anything other than flat. I guess he's supposed to look good wearing leaves. Wendy is a lovely young lady, more of the central character than Peter Pan, and performs quite well on screen. Hook is okay, properly menacing at times, however he does kill many of his own men for little reason and can't ever seem to finish the job when it comes to Peter Pan.

Mainly its the story that is the problem. It's very choppy, hard to follow at times, and fairly dull. Some of it seems a little like Masterpiece Theater which I think made the kids restless. The best scene takes place about halfway through the movie so there's lots of downtime. Not enough surprises to warrant a new Peter Pan. Stick with the cartoon.

later dude,

Studio Plant

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What's the name of that techno song they play during the trailer
by PacinoHatersGoHo
Oct 13th, 2003
06:15:53 AM
Sorry, trying to be clever. Failed.
by Rain_Dog
Oct 13th, 2003
06:18:24 AM
Why, you ask?
by Silvio Dante
Oct 13th, 2003
06:21:15 AM
PacinoHaterGoHo
by Silvio Dante
Oct 13th, 2003
06:24:36 AM
music
by fletchwins
Oct 13th, 2003
06:50:53 AM
worrying
by lampoon
Oct 13th, 2003
06:52:51 AM
Haven't heard the piece of music in question,
by Rain_Dog
Oct 13th, 2003
07:02:39 AM
With Smuckers Grape, of course.....
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Oct 13th, 2003
07:11:19 AM
I am a first poster.
by ZeedarTeretz
Oct 13th, 2003
07:28:28 AM
Moriarty's script review gave me hope but after watching the tra
by godoffireinhell
Oct 13th, 2003
07:30:22 AM
"blew it"
by godoffireinhell
Oct 13th, 2003
07:33:27 AM
I really really really wanted this to be a great film.
by virkku
Oct 13th, 2003
07:35:05 AM
Wanna see Keanu as Constantine?
by Human Tornado
Oct 13th, 2003
07:45:46 AM
Peter Potter and Harry Pan
by MyWord
Oct 13th, 2003
07:49:16 AM
The music is...
by Orange Brat
Oct 13th, 2003
08:22:04 AM
The trailer for this was pretty awful
by godric
Oct 13th, 2003
08:27:19 AM
Jason Isaacs
by FloydGandoli
Oct 13th, 2003
08:47:43 AM
k.d. lang
by JAGUART
Oct 13th, 2003
08:49:50 AM
The trailer music in full is ...
by taxman2001
Oct 13th, 2003
09:07:16 AM
If you read the original book...
by nottoo
Oct 13th, 2003
09:33:31 AM
what another repeat?
by name-name-name
Oct 13th, 2003
09:38:06 AM
Actually another Peter Pan movie was neccessary
by Terry_1978
Oct 13th, 2003
10:12:18 AM
Thanks for all "Clocks" responses
by PacinoHatersGoHo
Oct 13th, 2003
10:22:09 AM
Isn't Tinkerbell played by that naked, French chick from Swimmin
by Osmosis Jones
Oct 13th, 2003
10:29:03 AM
another version
by VibroCount
Oct 13th, 2003
11:01:42 AM
PLANT!
by AICN CatchPhrase
Oct 13th, 2003
11:49:55 AM
Wendy, Michael, John...Tinkerbell, c'mon!!
by McLuvin
Oct 13th, 2003
12:26:22 PM
Not the target audience
by LewMoxon
Oct 13th, 2003
01:14:35 PM
I have never met anyone named Pan.
by Fred
Oct 13th, 2003
01:19:12 PM
A far more positive review at IMDb.
by nottoo
Oct 13th, 2003
01:30:57 PM
Too bad but
by Maiden
Oct 13th, 2003
01:57:03 PM
AICN loosing credibility?
by veins
Oct 13th, 2003
03:00:29 PM
Basil Rathbone as Hook, Guy Kibbee as Smee!!!
by RenoNevada2000
Oct 13th, 2003
03:02:59 PM
cant wait
by PolyesterRage
Oct 13th, 2003
03:29:48 PM
Get on the Peter Pan bus kids -- coz we're gonna take a trip bac
by Bregalad_
Oct 13th, 2003
04:10:58 PM
well...
by Bourne GreyElf
Oct 13th, 2003
04:11:44 PM
Ludivine Sagnier
by Bourne GreyElf
Oct 13th, 2003
04:16:35 PM
For a moment, I thought this movie was called Peter Pan Over At
by Fizzy Cherry
Oct 13th, 2003
04:49:56 PM
oscar is HOOKED on peter pan!
by drudgejr
Oct 13th, 2003
04:57:07 PM
LOVE YA PLANT!
by emeraldluxury
Oct 13th, 2003
05:04:35 PM
To Bregalad : kudos
by nottoo
Oct 13th, 2003
05:59:46 PM
Enjoyed your post, Bregalad
by daughter of time
Oct 13th, 2003
06:03:59 PM
Harry Peter
by NicholasWolfwood
Oct 13th, 2003
07:36:56 PM
Jack from Will and Grace is Peter Pan
by super Cucaracha
Oct 13th, 2003
07:39:14 PM
After the awful Spieberg version,a Peter Pan story that isn't Am
by Noell
Oct 13th, 2003
07:59:44 PM
Lost Boys Redux
by dr.cornelius
Oct 13th, 2003
07:59:47 PM
The next upcoming Harry Potter Porno will be entitled "Harry Pot
by Rusty_Ball_Sac
Oct 13th, 2003
08:09:28 PM
Who actually cares if the Peter Pan franchise was americanized?
by Rusty_Ball_Sac
Oct 13th, 2003
08:30:32 PM
I don't buy the argument that "this movie was meant for kids, no
by JohnnyTremaine
Oct 13th, 2003
08:39:16 PM
Yes all that is fucking hilarious. But you forgot one key elemen
by Rusty_Ball_Sac
Oct 13th, 2003
08:49:38 PM
And two more thing I forgot. Midgets, and "CHICKS WITH DICKS"!!!
by Rusty_Ball_Sac
Oct 13th, 2003
08:50:56 PM
I guess every generation's entitled to it's own version of PETER
by FrankDrebin
Oct 13th, 2003
08:54:56 PM
Go here for trailer music info: http://www.soundtrack.net/trai le
by FrankDrebin
Oct 13th, 2003
08:56:09 PM
And here for TV commercial music info: http://www.songtitle.info
by FrankDrebin
Oct 13th, 2003
08:58:41 PM
Fuck your an idiot Creepy.
by Conan_the_Humble
Oct 14th, 2003
12:04:21 AM
I spent a bit of time on the set of this... :)
by TheGinger Twit
Oct 14th, 2003
07:43:57 AM
Isn't there another Peter Pan flick in the pipeline?
by jimmythesaint
Oct 14th, 2003
08:48:31 AM
I can't really argue with you there Creepy,
by Conan_the_Humble
Oct 14th, 2003
10:29:30 AM
Harry Potter and Peter Pan are to team up with Hannibal Lecter f
by Drath
Oct 14th, 2003
11:46:05 AM
You missed the point, Tremaine
by LewMoxon
Oct 14th, 2003
11:46:27 AM
It's not a remake...
by daughter of time
Oct 14th, 2003
12:14:09 PM
I can't take this anymore! I'm so sick of you fuckers!! What the
by TheGinger Twit
Oct 15th, 2003
01:00:45 AM
Why dont you all...
by KittenCrazy
Dec 29th, 2003
12:46:38 AM

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