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Why on Earth is JIM KELLY Not Kicking Ass on Screen Today'

Hey folks, Harry here... And I just spent a wondrous evening with Jim Kelly at the Alamo Drafthouse!!! Now, this might not seem like a big deal to some of you out there, but here's the honest to goodness lowdown. Jim Kelly hasn't made an appearance with one of his films in over 20 years. TWENTY YEARS, yet tonight and last night in Houston, he decided to grace the Alamo!

So - We've all heard the rumors about Jim Kelly... the legends... Everything from rampant drug addiction and hatred for the films he starred in. We've heard about his fury over the decline of his career and the rumors he was bitter somewhere... angry at the world. UNTRUE. Turns out the truth is he's been on a series of covert missions fighting evil everywhere. Ok, that's not true either... What has the man who captured the imaginations of generations through his work in seventies film... what has he been up to?

His film career dried up in the late seventies, much like all the other "blaxploitation" stars when the NAACP targeted "Black Hollywood" as being negative role-models for "Black America." This is a story that we've seen in many documentaries regarding the Black Stars of the Seventies. HOWEVER -- Jim Kelly continued teaching Karate at his schools till he got tired of that scene, though he's about to do more of that again. He got into Real Estate and Tennis - Having his own Tennis Club. In terms of Martial Arts, he's continued to study other styles. When we knew him as a bad ass in film, he was mainly a Karate expert, since then he's been studying Brazilian Grappling, American Boxing and some other forms... Creating his own Hybrid Style of Martial Arts that he's going to be teaching soon!

What about his film career? Well, his pursuits as a Tennis Pro and in Real Estate have afforded him the luxury to do something that few actors do. It has allowed him to be exceptionally picky. Jim says that on average he gets offered 4-5 films a year to take part in and/or star, but that he just doesn't like the scripts... that they aren't really what he's looking for. Usually they're terribly written, texturing him as a bit too much like a cartoon. Seems most people that want to put Jim Kelly in the film, assume that he's still the big afro wearing guy from the ghetto that so many just assume he is. The parts have him speaking in the worst style of Ebonics around, and he's just not interested in doing that sort of thing. He's also not really looking to "make fun of" the image he had in the seventies. You see, unlike many, Jim Kelly takes his martial arts seriously, as Bruce Lee did. You want Jim Kelly to be in your film, write a smart part that takes the Martial Arts serious and with respect. And try to have the part treat him as a human being and not some grotesque caricature of an era long past.

Does that mean he doesn't like his old films? Quite the contrary, he's very proud of them. Tonight he went on and on about what it was like working with Bruce Lee. How Bruce and he were going to do a film after GAME OF DEATH, then how he and Brandon Lee were going to do a film after THE CROW, but... tragedy interrupted. He loves the train fight in BLACK BELT JONES, is fond of his old one liners and is amazed at how thoroughly the audience knew his work, both on-screen and as a professional Martial Artist.

Currently, he's up for a role, that is currently going between him and Steven Seagal, he's supposed to find out this week, but he likes the part apparently. Let's hope it works out, because folks... I'm here to tell ya... all the rumors about Jim Kelly being an ass, are like a zillion ways to Sunday untrue. Tonight he sat at the Alamo Drafthouse talking to fans, signing their memoribilia, pink Black Belt Jones panties and taking pictures... All the time as cordial and warm and intelligent as you would hope for.

It's so nice when one of your heroes... I mean, since the age of 3 I've thought Jim Kelly was as cool as they come. Hell, last year I was challenged to find a print of GOLDEN NEEDLES for some one close to me to see, and in 2 weeks I got that sucker and was absolutely delighted by the film. Like Robert Forester or Pam Grier or David Carradine... JIM KELLY is waiting to have someone out there in Hollywood to open their eyes and stop casting the people off of some list, and give him a part worth playing. Meanwhile, he'll continue with his life... Working on his own hybrid martial art that he's waiting to debut, pursuing his interests in Tennis and Real Estate and perhaps... perhaps gracing a screen near you or me.
Want to hear a story you might not know about ENTER THE DRAGON... Originally, the Jim Kelly WILLIAMS character was supposed to survive the film, it was John Saxon's ROPER that was supposed to die. However, Jim Kelly was on his second film that time out, and John Saxon's career was quite a bit more substantial. Saxon's agent did a "If you want John Saxon in this movie, then that Jim Kelly guy... you're gonna have to kill him instead!" So, there ya go. Now, dream of how badass the Jim Kelly vs Bolo Yeung fight would have been. Imagine, Jim Kelly looking up at Bruce at the end and giving the thumbs up... In a parallel dimension... it happened!
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Reader Talkback
i dont want to be 1st by UncleScrewtape | Sep 29th, 2003 04:31:48 AM | Hi YA! by Bcphil | Sep 29th, 2003 04:38:59 AM | Remember a long time ago Harry
told us that he was losing
weight by Brody Armstrong | Sep 29th, 2003 04:44:21 AM | Yikes... by The Guy Who Nods | Sep 29th, 2003 04:45:16 AM | Quit being mean to Harry by Bcphil | Sep 29th, 2003 04:50:06 AM | yes mother by The Guy Who Nods | Sep 29th, 2003 04:52:24 AM | btw, "yes mother" was supposed
to go AFTER ... by The Guy Who Nods | Sep 29th, 2003 04:54:54 AM | Good grief, Harry is one scary
looking guy by trouserpress | Sep 29th, 2003 05:30:40 AM | Harry clearly has lost a lot
of weight. by Cash Bailey | Sep 29th, 2003 05:36:11 AM | FYI by DonnieDorko | Sep 29th, 2003 05:38:31 AM | Damn straight, by raw_bean | Sep 29th, 2003 06:28:32 AM | BALLS HARRY! If Jim Kelyl had
been alive at the end of
Dragon yo by silentbobafett2 | Sep 29th, 2003 06:29:08 AM | Damn straight, by raw_bean | Sep 29th, 2003 06:30:09 AM | More Kung Fu in... by HumanDog | Sep 29th, 2003 06:44:22 AM | Jim Vs Harry by First Next Down | Sep 29th, 2003 06:56:27 AM | I plan to never see another
Steven Seagal film by FrankCobretti | Sep 29th, 2003 07:13:58 AM | Oh, and speaking of Harry's
weight, by FrankCobretti | Sep 29th, 2003 07:18:15 AM | That's a badass shirt, Harry! by godoffireinhell | Sep 29th, 2003 07:42:45 AM | Williams should've lived by reignman79 | Sep 29th, 2003 07:52:12 AM | Thanks for the pics, Harry... by Otter | Sep 29th, 2003 08:01:51 AM | Hey leave harry alone, hes a
cool dude by Rcamacho2278 | Sep 29th, 2003 08:22:42 AM | Elia Kazan is dead... by sackley whistle | Sep 29th, 2003 08:40:47 AM | Kazan's death by vikingkitty | Sep 29th, 2003 08:46:36 AM | jim kelly about to star in Out
For A Kill 2: On Foreign
Ground by Windowlicker74 | Sep 29th, 2003 08:50:42 AM | When I look at these pictures
of Kelly, I could imagine him
play by vikingkitty | Sep 29th, 2003 09:02:55 AM | wow! awesome, just awesome! by Hud | Sep 29th, 2003 09:52:21 AM | Alfred by BigBadBalls | Sep 29th, 2003 09:55:15 AM | Cut Harry some slack by Rupee88 | Sep 29th, 2003 11:48:30 AM | Harry looks like Rocky Dennis
from the movie Mask. by ACanOfTab | Sep 29th, 2003 12:18:57 PM | i'll never get over how gross
harry's beard is by MiltonWaddams | Sep 29th, 2003 12:20:27 PM | ROTK Trailer Up by Boxcutter | Sep 29th, 2003 12:27:32 PM | Holy Shit!!! by PurityOfEssence | Sep 29th, 2003 12:32:13 PM | Good God, Harry.... by George Mason | Sep 29th, 2003 12:50:49 PM | I can't believe you
assholes...... by Manaqua | Sep 29th, 2003 02:04:27 PM | Jim Kelly in Houston by REDD | Sep 29th, 2003 02:08:11 PM | Seriously... by Truman_Burbank | Sep 29th, 2003 02:17:37 PM | F'real... by kingGirlfriend | Sep 29th, 2003 02:23:20 PM | Cousin Dell... by crimsonrage | Sep 29th, 2003 02:40:28 PM | Apparently, The Left-Corner
Cartoonist Takes Mucho
"Creative Lib by hipcheck13 | Sep 29th, 2003 02:54:53 PM | hmm...this article was not
what I expected by BigDogg | Sep 29th, 2003 03:16:39 PM | I dont understand this orgy
over low-budget 70s stars... by Bong | Sep 29th, 2003 03:39:54 PM | So, how heavy is Harry,
exactly?? by baboonery | Sep 29th, 2003 03:40:23 PM | cheap shots... by PurityOfEssence | Sep 29th, 2003 04:07:32 PM | More roles for Jim Kelly by BlackBeltJones | Sep 29th, 2003 06:11:39 PM | No obits for O'Connor or
Kazan? by WPMayhew | Sep 29th, 2003 06:33:08 PM | Harry get an electric razor... by PurityOfEssence | Sep 29th, 2003 06:56:49 PM | "Like Robert Forester or Pam
Grier or David Carradine... " by Neon_Noodle | Sep 29th, 2003 06:58:21 PM | Cool by murgatroid1 | Sep 29th, 2003 07:19:48 PM | As a Buffalo Bills fan, my
first thought: "Jim Kelly
(great form by JohnnyTremaine | Sep 29th, 2003 07:30:25 PM | Jim Kelly was awesome! by eraser_x | Sep 29th, 2003 07:41:09 PM | Harry, you are one brave mofo by super Cucaracha | Sep 29th, 2003 08:01:25 PM | Harry HAS to lose Weight... by 60091 | Sep 29th, 2003 08:04:43 PM | When did the DNL Leprechaun
grow? by super Cucaracha | Sep 29th, 2003 08:17:41 PM | You know... by Tracheotomy Man | Sep 29th, 2003 08:50:49 PM | The two of them together look
like the number "10" by Boris the Blade | Sep 29th, 2003 09:12:34 PM | Tasteless -- but what else
would you expect from TB'ers. by MikeSal222 | Sep 29th, 2003 09:29:12 PM | How does Harry find clothes
for his size? by Brody Armstrong | Sep 29th, 2003 10:05:41 PM | Brody by MikeSal222 | Sep 29th, 2003 10:20:26 PM | When Harry has a bowel
movement it must be the size
of a Kia. By by Darth Gaseous69 | Sep 29th, 2003 10:49:09 PM | Hey Harry! The circus
called....they want their Big
Top back! by Rolling_Stone | Sep 29th, 2003 11:37:07 PM | my take... by Darth Thoth | Sep 30th, 2003 02:15:45 AM | THAT shirt is the same one
Harry wore in the Animatrix
DVD. by Regicidal_Maniac | Sep 30th, 2003 04:38:27 AM | i wish kazan had died 60 years
ago, by bloodyrectum | Sep 30th, 2003 09:22:36 AM | THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE
PICTURES ARE... by 433 | Sep 30th, 2003 09:30:15 AM | They aren't looking at Harry's
boobs in the pics by LargoJr | Sep 30th, 2003 11:27:54 AM | I always by zer0cool2k2 | Sep 30th, 2003 12:00:36 PM | kelly has elf ears in the 5th
pic! look! by trkane | Sep 30th, 2003 05:01:51 PM | MikeSal222 by Mosquito March | Sep 30th, 2003 05:03:18 PM | enough by haiku tunnel | Sep 30th, 2003 10:10:13 PM | harrys shirt by Bourne GreyElf | Oct 1st, 2003 03:01:58 AM | off subject. by Bourne GreyElf | Oct 1st, 2003 03:21:12 AM | Check out this great article by Glass | Oct 1st, 2003 11:32:58 AM | Wow... Harry sure is... fat... by Hiperbola | Oct 1st, 2003 04:51:37 PM | THE HELL WITH KELLY, CHECK OUT
HARRY! by TomVee | Oct 1st, 2003 05:16:51 PM | Jim Kelly by 3x29yz4a | Oct 1st, 2003 06:22:38 PM | The Surgery by HonestAbe | Oct 1st, 2003 07:39:39 PM | Addendum by HonestAbe | Oct 1st, 2003 07:42:08 PM | The REAL reason Jim Kelly was
hanging out with Harry is... by Kenshiro_Kane | Oct 1st, 2003 08:16:46 PM | In addition... by Kenshiro_Kane | Oct 1st, 2003 08:18:15 PM | Moriarty and Herc.... by ASS-09 | Oct 1st, 2003 09:40:09 PM | Project for J. Kelly by IAMNOTAGEEK | Oct 2nd, 2003 01:06:01 AM | I used to work with a guy
Harry's size... by Boris the Blade | Oct 2nd, 2003 07:56:38 AM | That is NOT the former
quarterback of the Buffalo
Bills!!! by sumbich73 | Oct 2nd, 2003 12:17:07 PM | It's not just the fat... by Kenshiro_Kane | Oct 2nd, 2003 12:43:09 PM | Harry, Jim, Tim & Karrie by BDT | Oct 2nd, 2003 12:49:33 PM | "And now ladies and
gentlemen....." by Puddin' Taine | Oct 6th, 2003 03:44:01 AM | jim kelly by king david | May 13th, 2005 08:11:26 PM | Enter The Harry by Wichyaaa! | Jul 4th, 2005 02:15:40 AM |
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