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I am – Hercules!!

If this is not the worst show of the season, I believe I’ll be reviewing mostly comic books this year. Even leaving aside its star’s considerable and well-documented limitations, “Whoopi” remains jaw-droppingly awful.

But by all means, give “Whoopi” a gander. You’ll know by the first minute of the teaser just how determinedly you will be driven to avoid it henceforth. “Whoopi” traffics in jokes that were threadbare and hackneyed when the Ritz Bros. were tots. A sample of said teaser:
  • NASIM THE HANDYMAN: When are you leaving?
  • MAVIS’ OFFICIOUS ATTORNEY BROTHER, COURTNEY: I won’t be here long, because today I have an interview with none other than Abrams & Marshall.
  • MAVIS THE HOTEL OWNER: Abrams & Marshall! Get out of here! Oh my God! Did you hear that, Nasim? He just got an interview with Abrams & Marshall! Oh my God!! Abrams & Marshall!!
  • COURTNEY: You’ve heard of them?
  • MAVIS & NASIM (in unison): No.
  • MAVIS: Listen, you did remember to take Enron off of your resume, right?
  • COURTNEY: I can’t. How will I explain where I’ve been for he last five years?
  • MAVIS: Just tell ‘em you have amnesia! That’s what they do on “Days of Our Lives”!

In the argot of the Continental, “Wowee wowee wow wow!” This show will not only tank, it may take every other laugh-track and studio-audience sitcom with it!

How does it end, spoiler-boy?

“You BETTER get little Eminem sister and get out of my face?”

Herc’s rating for “Whoopi” 1.1?

*

The Hercules T. Strong Rating System:

  • ***** better than we deserve
  • **** better than most motion pictures
  • *** actually worth your valuable time
  • ** as horrible as most stuff on TV
  • * makes you quietly pray for bulletins

Now? More opinions, on both “Whoopi” and its new companion show, “Happy Family”:

Whoopi

Will it survive to 1.4? It’s from the folks who bring you “3rd Rock From the Sun,” “That ‘70s Show,” “That ‘80s Show” and “Normal, Ohio”!

The Hollywood Reporter says:

”frustratingly unfunny … How can a show with 16 executive producers, co-executive producers, producers and supervising producers fall so flat? … Part of the problem is the frequent limp gags and the scenes that are either too shrill or too predictable. Part of the problem is an overreliance on the running gag in which Nasim continues to take offense because he is a Persian, not Arab. And part of the problem is an inability to precisely define the characters.

Variety says:

“… a winner straight out of the gate, loaded with humor that should have the PC police getting their handcuffs ready. … “

Entertainment Weekly says:

“Is it possible for a series to jump the shark in its very first episode? … With her grumpy insouciance, Whoopi seems to be channeling Redd Foxx, but the sitcom is less like Sandford and Son than a low-rent Fawlty Towers.”

Coax contributor “Missy” had this to say July 8:

“… the WORST show that will be on television this decade … This is the type of show that people of all colors, creeds, and classes can hate together … By the end of the half hour I was already tired of these people. I can’t imagine watching them and their adventures week after week. … If it lasts more than 3 episodes I’ll be shocked and pretty depressed.

8 p.m. Tuesday. NBC.

Happy Family

The second leads from the sitcoms “Night Court” and “Cybill” get their own show, from some latter-day “Just Shoot Me” writer-producers.

The Hollywood Reporter says:

”… it's hard not to like and root for ‘Happy Family.’ … there is a nice balance to the oddball situations, resulting in a comedy that is fluid and funny. … To some extent, the above-average writing and solid comic delivery mask what may be the show's greatest weakness, a seeming lack of strong chemistry between the co-stars.

Variety says:

“Pilot stumbles early and often, but there's some redemption in the second episode as the Brennan family - likable people who do stupid things - gains focus. … While not a laugh riot out of the box, series will either sink or swim by bringing greater definition to the parental roles. There's deviousness lurking, and should it manifest in later scripts, "Family" may be onto something.”

Entertainment Weekly says:

“The two talented stars know how to make something funny, but they’re stuck in a show that de-emphasizes them in favor of their less appearling costars.”

8:30 p.m. Tuesday. NBC.

I am – Hercules!!





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Don't want to be first, but
by wolfman911
Sep 9th, 2003
02:26:04 AM
I look forward to the racist jokes in that show...the media reac
by aceattorney
Sep 9th, 2003
02:39:31 AM
Wouldn't it be wonderful if...
by Harry Weinstein
Sep 9th, 2003
02:53:42 AM
Maybe Ted Danson will show up in blackface for episode two...
by jalora
Sep 9th, 2003
03:12:58 AM
Hmph.
by radio1_mike
Sep 9th, 2003
07:32:59 AM
Whoopi, Whoopi, Whoopi
by eau hellz gnaw
Sep 9th, 2003
07:37:03 AM
No heart at all
by KingOfTheFools
Sep 9th, 2003
07:57:18 AM
Just goes to show you
by HailDaHypnoToad
Sep 9th, 2003
08:53:24 AM
Of course it sucks -- It's WHOOPI!
by SpyGuy
Sep 9th, 2003
09:20:21 AM
Surely the question "How can a show with 16 producers...fall so
by Psychonaut
Sep 9th, 2003
09:32:23 AM
This woman is so annoyingly self-righteous...
by Stephen Dedalus
Sep 9th, 2003
10:05:09 AM
No one yet has pointed out that Happy Family also stars that shr
by Big Bad Clone
Sep 9th, 2003
10:12:40 AM
All in the Family did it the best
by Terry_1978
Sep 9th, 2003
10:18:28 AM
That shrill pixie from the Glad commercials is the hottest babe
by Fred
Sep 9th, 2003
10:35:49 AM
The modern-era Archie Bunker is Eric Cartman, not Whoopi Goldber
by SpyGuy
Sep 9th, 2003
10:46:06 AM
Fred
by Big Bad Clone
Sep 9th, 2003
10:47:23 AM
Herc hates it because he is a Republican
by alvinsimadeer
Sep 9th, 2003
10:59:33 AM
Forget about Whoopi, who saw the 24 sneak peek during Crouching
by mortsleam
Sep 9th, 2003
11:47:32 AM
I, too, was underwhelmed by the 24 commercial
by Big Bad Clone
Sep 9th, 2003
12:02:41 PM
I agree with Fred!!!
by Han Ol' Buddy
Sep 9th, 2003
01:40:08 PM
Fred's Obsession
by FrankCobretti
Sep 9th, 2003
03:25:07 PM
Whoopi is.....
by MechaniFerret
Sep 9th, 2003
03:57:10 PM
I feel sorry for Larroquette
by RenoNevada2000
Sep 9th, 2003
05:42:14 PM
Wow, even worse than THREAT MATRIX? Than COUPLING?
by Charles Grady
Sep 9th, 2003
07:42:47 PM
Is it just me...
by j-rock
Sep 9th, 2003
10:45:30 PM
No more whoopie
by CapitalistPig
Sep 10th, 2003
12:09:25 AM
"has she done anything funny since SISTER ACT?"
by MiltonWaddams
Sep 10th, 2003
02:23:33 AM
You're all wrong
by Mindbender
Sep 10th, 2003
03:02:40 AM
Whoopi needs silver halide bullets to cunter the critic's UV gun
by homerJ72
Sep 10th, 2003
03:23:06 AM
Apparently the coveted Center Square no longer pays the bills
by Trav McGee
Sep 10th, 2003
10:39:50 AM
What if Ted McGinley jumped over a shark?
by Spikes Brain
Sep 10th, 2003
10:59:38 AM
Whoopi
by BuggerOff
Sep 10th, 2003
02:54:18 PM
Oh and...
by BuggerOff
Sep 10th, 2003
02:56:07 PM

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