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Quint reviews THE TWO TOWERS dvd!!

Ahoy, squirts. Quint here with my look at the nifty little TWO TOWERS DVD that is hitting shelves next Tuesday. Now I know that in a few months time, this edition will take a permanent rest on your DVD shelf when the TWO TOWERS EXTENDED EDITION comes out, but if you're at all like me then even though you know this is going to happen, you'll still be at Wal-Mart around 1am Monday night/Tuesday morning picking up your copy at their awesome sales prices.  

And there is reason to grab a copy of this first TWO TOWERS DVD package. One thing that I like about the various special editions that have been coming out for LOTR is that the special features aren't repeated. On this 2-disc DVD you get the feature (which is worth the $15 by itself) and a second disc of extras like Sean Astin's short film, THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT, a behind the scenes of the making of that short, two documentaries that appeared on TV regarding THE TWO TOWERS, bunches of TV spots, trailers, previews of the ROTK video game (being put out once again by EA Games), the TWO TOWERS:EE DVD and a 10 plus minute preview of RETURN OF THE KING.  

That last one is the one that'll get most of you out there Tuesday morning to get your copies, I'm sure... and let me tell you it's worth the purchase of the DVD... If that's your only reason for dropping your $15, then it's money well spent.  

Below you'll find a detailed look at the extra features of the DVD with some of my personal insight from the time I spent onset. Particularly, there'll be a focus on the RETURN OF THE KING preview and the sneak peak at  THE TWO TOWERS EXTENDED EDITION DVD... Let's get started, shall we?  

-On The Set: "THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS" - Starz Encore Special:  

Fun. That's all there is to say about it, really. See it once and that's all you need.  

-Return To Middle-Earth: WB Special:  

This is my favorite of the two documentaries included with this DVD. Lots of flash, nice budget, great behind the scenes stuff. It's also a kick for me personally as I recognize locations, sets, hallways, crew members, etc. If you remember Super 2nd AD Skot from my first two ROTK set reports, you can see him in this doc... he's the AD leading Sean Astin out of the water when he steps on that piece of glass from the end of FELLOWSHIP. And it's all narrated by TV's Lex Luthor, so... there you go.  

-"THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT" A Short Film Directed By Sean Astin:  

I've loved this film from the first time I downloaded it off of Sundance's website. It's not flashy or atmospheric. Instead, it's sweet and gives you happy feelings inside. It just makes me smile, I guess. Now when I watch it, I just get homesick for Wellington. That gray weather, those beautiful green hills with houses spattered all over them. Tip Top ice cream (I've been longing for Magnums since I left... Those in NZ and probably UK will know what I'm talking about... all the rest of you are probably thinking I've got a hankering for huge condoms... which I'm not denying... but it's up to you to decide which I meant. Ice cream? Or Condoms? hmmm)  

-The Making Of "THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT":  

Ah, the making of. I first saw this at the Elijah Wood and Andy Serkis's wrap party. They played it on a big, white screen in "A Stage" with all the crew and a few of the cast hanging around. They were very right to play this at Andy's wrap party as he steals the show in this behind the scenes doc. We see an amazing insight to him as a person, how he rises to power on this shoot only to have the power make him realize he liked himself better when he was at the bottom of the ladder. It's heartbreaking, really.  

At the wrap party I found he had come to terms with himself, was comfortable with himself to the point where he was starting venturing into other creative avenues. I don't really follow hip-hop that closely... I wouldn't call myself any expert on the art of rapping, but I think this kid could go places.  

-lordoftherings.net Featurettes:  

These are entertaining, with great little interviews with the cast. They were originally released on the LOTR official website, so I'm sure most of you have seen them already. It's good to have them documented forever on DVD, though. My personal favorite is the first one. It's focused on the bad guys, so we get lots of Christopher Lee interviews. Cool.  

-Theatrical Trailers:  

Nothing much to point out... The teaser and regular trailers are included.  

-TV Spots:  

A whopping 16 TV spots are included in this section. As is the problem with watching a lot of TV spots in a row, they start getting repetitive. My favorites are DARKNESS, RETURN, COUNTDOWN, ONE WORD REVIEW AND GOLLUM.  

-Emiliana Torrini "Gollum's Song" Music Video:  

I've always loved this song, love it 10 times more than MAY IT BE, which I hold to be a great song. Gollum's Song gave me chills when I first heard it and it still sends goosebumps up my arms when I hear it today. It's a crime the song wasn't nominated and a flat out disaster that Howard Shore got gypped out of his nomination. Oh well... We have this music video that's not all that impressive. It's Emiliana Torrini singing inter-cut with various Gollum scenes from the film. Still fun to watch, though, just not life-changingly cool.  

-Special Extended DVD Edition Preview:  

Now it starts. THE TWO TOWERS: EXTENDED EDITION preview... It begins with Christopher Lee looking over one of his books. "So, Gandalf Greyhame thinks he's found Isildur's heir. The lost king of Gondor..." then goes right to Gandalf and Aragorn standing (I believe) on the edge of Fangorn at night. Gandalf: "Sauron fears you, Aragorn. Fears what you may become. So he will strike hard and fast at the world of men..." These clips were in early trailers and THE TWO TOWERS video game, but now you get a peak at them in full.  

We see many dead Rohan soldiers... This is the finding of King Theoden's son. We see bits of Sam and Frodo using Sam's elvish rope to scale down a cliff... Frodo slips (but why? Could it be he's trying to catch something? Why, how would I know that? It's just a guess...) and Sam yells, "Mr. Frodo!!!"  

Now this is my favorite piece of the Extended Edition footage... This was one of my favorite little details in the book. The next piece of footage we see is Merry and Pippin on Treebeard at the outskirts of Isengard. They hear something and turn to see a few thousand trees (not Ents, regular trees) in a mass exodus. One of the hobbits asks, "Where are they going?" Treebeard responds with, "They have business with the orcs." Those of you out there that have read the books know the impact the trees have in the overall story.  

Then there's clips of scenes mostly involving Faramir... The flashback to him and Boromir in Osgiliath, the finding of Boromir's horn cloven in two, etc. Then begins the interview stuff. It's Peter Jackson and (producer) Barrie Osborne essentially explaining why they made an Extended Edition in the first place. Now, I don't mean this in any negative sort of way, but is it just me or does Barrie Osborne look like a Koala bear? He's got that squishy nose, high cheeks and eyes placed very centered on his face... Once again, I don't mean this in any sort of negative way. He's a handsome guy and a great producer... All you have to see to know that is the difference in quality of MATRIX and MATRIX RELOADED. I just can't help but think about Koalas when I see Barrie. Might just be me...  

Next up is Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan talking about the Ent Draft sequence, then some footage of it. Merry: "You're taller!" Pippin: "I've always been taller than you!" Merry: "You did somethin'!" Then Billy does his classic little guilty smile/smirk.  

Then you have Elijah Wood and Sean Bean talking about the addition of the flashback sequence between Boromir and Faramir... some footage of them mingling with the soldiers of Osgiliath, then the biggie. The introduction of Denethor. Boromir says, "He loves you, father!" Denethor shoots back, "Do not trouble me with Faramir. I know his uses and they are few." John Noble looks absolutely amazing and has the note perfect amount of venom and hate behind his eyes. Mark my words, this'll be the character from ROTK that stays with you.  

Next up is a bit with Howard Shore, who I got to meet on my first expedition down to New Zealand back in April. He filmed his cameo for ROTK as a rider of Rohan and was putting the finishing touches on the TWO TOWERS: EE score.  

Ah... the special effects part of the preview. This minute or so has the Oscar winning effects mastermind Jim Rygiel talking about the addition of effects scenes into the EE. During the pickups, Rygiel was always walking about, cringing every time a bit of blue or green screen worked its way into a shot... At the time I was there, he had a bundle to do. TWO TOWERS: EE shots, RETURN OF THE KING shots, Gollum's MTV acceptance speech, etc. Jim Rygiel and Dean Wright were the pair, always running around, trying to figure out the approach to completing these new shots in time for December. Great bunch of guys, though. Always took time aside to come and chat with Kraken, Mrs. Kraken and myself.  

Anyway, Jim says that there are around 200 new effects shots going into TTT:EE. There's some footage of Faramir in Osgiliath holding Gollum against a wall by the neck, then throwing him to the ground. There are some shots of Treebeard. Nothing specific. I believe they are shots of Treebeard putting Merry and Pippin to sleep with his llllllooooooooonnnnnnnngggggggg stories.  But I really can't tell because it's not like I've seen the EE or anything....  

The last bit of interview stuff has to do with the Appendices section of TTT:EE. PJ says the docs are very much like the second chapter of a trilogy. Elijah comes on to say that the appendices are very much linked to the appendices from FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING: EE... That it's all one long story. Then there's some documentary footage and behind the scenes type stuff...  

The 5 minute TTT:EE preview ends with a collage of footage, which I'll leave a surprise. There is one quote from that footage that aptly describes us LOTR fanatics, though, so I'll quote it here... I'm sure you can guess who says it... "Once it takes hold of us, it never lets go..."  

-Behind The Scenes Preview of "THE RETURN OF THE KING":  

OK. Now for the big one. This preview of RETURN OF THE KING is over 10 minutes long, but of that 10 minutes, I'd say that maybe 2 minutes of it is footage. The rest is interviews and behind the scenes type stuff. Still exciting, but be prepared for that.  

-BEGINNING/SHELOB'S LAIR-  

The preview begins gliding through a hallway to the editing room where Pete and Jamie Selkirk are editing ROTK. The scene on the monitor is Frodo running through Shelob's tunnel, Sting in one hand and Galadriel's light in the other. PJ does his intro to the footage, saying it's basically a snapshot at where they are currently in the post production of the film. As he's talking, we get little snippets of from Shelob's Lair with Frodo looking about madly. There's a close up shot of the head of an upside-down shriveled orc covered in webbing.  

Now, I walked on this set, investigated the piles of bones and stared in awe at this Orc hanging by thick webbing from the ceiling of the lair. It is really damn creepy and the shriveled Orcsie is something to behold. Really, really nifty.  

The next bit of footage is Frodo on the ground, holding the light up. The camera is behind him and he slowly turns his head around to see... something he doesn't like, evidently, for he scrambles to his feet. There's quite a bit of little scenes now... most of it is small fighting stuff with the Orcs in Osgiliath. They fire a volley of arrows. We then see a completely different scene of Eomer in full armor charging the camera on horseback.  

-GANDALF AND ARAGORN IN MINIS TIRITH-  

Next is Gandalf in Edoras speaking with Aragorn and a few others. "Understand, things are now in motion that cannot be undone..." Clips of Minis Tirith streets, Aragorn in the Minis Tirith Throne Room, with its shiny black rock and polished white marble...  

This was an absolutely gorgeous set. I first saw this set on Ian McKellen's first day of pickups. He had a scene with Aragorn and Gimli (kicked back and smoking a pipe in Denethor's black chair) where they're discussing how to give Frodo a chance... He suggests they march on the Black Gate. They know it's death, but it's a distraction he's sure Frodo needs. "Ten thousand Orcs lie between Frodo and the Mountain of Doom!"  

What got me about this set most of all was the (seemingly) stone statues of past kings. You can see them in the brief glimpses of ROTK footage on the Two Towers DVD. These guys were intricately detailed and looked heavy as a house... But then the scene would turn around and instead of having a complete set rebuilt for the pickups, they just had one wall... So, when they needed the reverse angle for the scene filming, they'd just trade out the statues along the wall for the ones that would be along the other wall. It was so very odd to see one of the crew members just grab these huge sculptures and walk around with them. They must have been made out of Styrofoam or something similar... What a great trick, though.  

Anyway, back to the ROTK footage... Gandalf continues, "If the ring is destroyed Sauron will fall, but if Sauron regains the ring his victory will be so complete that none can see the end of it while this world lasts." Lots of little clips... Close ups of Arwen, Aragorn and Co. running through the Paths of the Dead and finally a medium shot of Aragorn saying "He has gone unchallenged long enough." Then the title: LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING.  

-PATHS OF THE DEAD-  

Thus begins the interviews segment. Much like the Extended Edition preview, the interviews are inter-cut with bits of footage and behind the scenes. At the beginning we have Pete, Viggo Mortensen and the lovely Philippa Boyens (who, by the way, is a talented dancer)... as they're talking we see behind the scenes footage of Aragorn in the Paths of the Dead, Anduril in one hand and a flaming torch in the other.  

Wait until you guys see the reforged Narsil... It's not very featured in this preview, but close up it's frickin' gorgeous. Absolutely the sword of a king.  

Pete begins to talk about the haunted mountain Aragorn must enter in the film and we get a few seconds of footage of Legolas and Aragorn gazing into the black square entrance, which is bordered by jagged stones with skulls embedded in them. They understandably don't seem too keen on entering, but Aragorn leads the way.  

-DENETHOR-  

Next up is some discussions about Minis Tirith and the Steward's role in the monarchy. Of course that means the introduction of Denethor. Once again his vicious words are delivered perfectly by John Noble. "Word has reached my ears of this Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and I tell you now that I will not bow to this ranger from the north!"  

-PIPPIN AND MINIS TIRITH-  

We next see quite literally tens of thousands of Orcs emptying out of Mordor at dusk. PJ comes back to tell us that Sauron has come to believe that Pippin is the ringbearer, which puts the little hobbit in mortal danger. Next bit of footage is Merry and Pippin. Merry says, "Don't you understand? The enemy thinks you have the ring! He's coming for you!"  

We come to find out that Gandalf takes Pippin to Minis Tirith, where he believe the hobbit to be the most safe. There's a lot talk about building Minis Tirith, both the set (which was constructed in the same location as Helm's Deep, and the Bigature. Now, I've seen this thing with my own eyes. It is an amazing piece of art. It was something special to tour the Bigatures stage. To see Osgiliath in ruins, Barad-Dur and Orthanc in all their dark glory...  

It was actually very bittersweet, because I was told that all these beautiful pieces of art that any self respecting geek would love to see in a museum somewhere in the world were going to be put into storage. The Tolkien estate, apparently, has some sort of clause prohibiting the inclusion of any of these props to a museum. I don't see the logic of any of that myself. I think it'd be a major selling point for New Zealand tourism if they had the one and only official LOTR museum with Bilbo's stone trolls and the massive Corsair ship and real sets constructed for the film. I felt giddy joy when I was lead through WETA and the Bigatures area and I am deeply saddened that you folks out there won't get your chance... I suppose there's always the traveling LOTR exhibition, which I saw in it's final couple of weeks at Te Papa in Wellington... It's a good show, but it's only a quarter of the coolest stuff out there. The rest of it will just be sitting gathering dust and decomposing.  

-PELLENNOR FIELDS-  

Next up is discussion of Pellennor Fields... And yes, straight from the talented Alan Lee's mouth it is confirmed that the battle will have 200,000+ enemy forces. You don't just have words telling you about the massive enemy army, we get a glimpse at the pre-viz animatics where we see the orcs broken down into blocks of 200, 1,000, 5,000, 10,000. Seeing these early animatics really gives you the first inkling of the scope of this battle. Alan Lee says he's sure it'll be the most amazing battle scene ever filmed. I can not wait.  

-MERRY, THE WARRIOR AND MO-CAP HORSES-  

Dom Monaghan then comes on to talk about Merry becoming a warrior. We get a little look at Merry in his Rohan armor. Next they talk about the Riders of Rohan and their part in the final film. Two Hundred and Fifty horses were brought in for a charge... They show the behind the scenes of that (with Richard Taylor being his usual loveable goofy self) and begin to talk about they've adapted the Motion Capture technology they used to create Gollum for horses. It makes it easier to stage more dangerous and bigger battles to do it this way.  

-LEGOLAS AND THE MUMAKIL-  

Then there's an animatic of an Mumakil walking over Legolas and a few others on horseback, barely avoiding getting crushed underfoot. This is the beginning of the very first things I saw filmed back in April with Orlando Bloom. It was described at the time as the Legolas horse jump from THE TWO TOWERS times 100. It's going to be fuckin' cool... More detail forthcoming whenever I can send in my ROTK reports.  

-FRODO-  

PJ then comes back to say that even though there's all this fantastic battle stuff, the real power of ROTK lies in the more intimate and emotional part of the film. This segment has Phillipa, Sean and Elijah talking about the relationship of Sam and Frodo. Elijah: "Essentially you see the complete deterioration of Frodo to the point where Frodo ceases to be Frodo anymore."  

-"HIS WILL WAS SET AND ONLY DEATH WOULD BREAK IT" & CONCLUSION-  

Phillipa then comes in with a quote from Tolkien about Sam. "His will was set and only death would break it." Great line and there's some great stills of Sam from ROTK. It's about this point that the last bit of solid footage comes into play. It's about a minute long and has little bits from all over the third movie. From Gandalf in Minis Tirith to the ring, wet and surrounded by RIVER DIRT in someone's hand, (Whose hand could it be? hehe) to Gandalf talking to Pippin to the spine-tingling final shot... It's the mother of all the ROTK shots on the DVD... Since I've been so descriptive so far, I figure I'll let you guys discover this on your own. The footage in the part of the preview really needs to be seen first, not told.  

-SHELOB'S LAIR/AFTERWARD-  

The preview ends back in the editing room where PJ is watching another bit of Frodo in Shelob's Tunnel... The bit of footage we see is Frodo caught in a web (soon it will be... ea... nevermind. You didn't hear that.) arms up, Sting still in hand, struggling.  

-EA "THE RETURN OF THE KING" PREVIEW:  

The last thing on the disc is a preview of EA's RETURN OF THE KING game, which looks even cooler than their TWO TOWERS game, which I loved. I can't wait for it.  

That's it from me, squirts. My yahoo email is still filling up every hour thanks to that Sobig virus, so if you need to reach me, click on my temporary contact email below. Email me if you have any questions regarding this article... or maybe questions regarding other articles that you may not have read. I bid you all a fond farewell and adieu!  

-Quint

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200,000 wow...
by FNORDknt
Aug 25th, 2003
05:33:47 AM
Umm...
by TheDarkShape
Aug 25th, 2003
07:33:31 AM
Yawwwnn...
by MPJedi2
Aug 25th, 2003
08:05:50 AM
HSX AICN League
by FrankCobretti
Aug 25th, 2003
08:19:29 AM
Got mine this morning.
by Cash Bailey
Aug 25th, 2003
08:41:34 AM
Quint, Magnums are indeed here in the UK...
by Charlie & Tex
Aug 25th, 2003
09:04:43 AM
Oh, our DVD review...
by Charlie & Tex
Aug 25th, 2003
09:09:53 AM
Seeing Two Towers tnoight then picking up the DVD
by Archduke_Chocula
Aug 25th, 2003
09:21:27 AM
Skimpy Extras?
by omarthesnake
Aug 25th, 2003
09:37:20 AM
don't forget to buy the new Mr. Show Season 3 DVD tonight too!
by microwavable?
Aug 25th, 2003
09:40:02 AM
Magnums
by Indiana Clones
Aug 25th, 2003
09:40:11 AM
Stupid Question:
by King Rhythm
Aug 25th, 2003
09:49:17 AM
So we're saying the extras on this edition WILL be on the Extend
by Led Gopher
Aug 25th, 2003
09:51:29 AM
DVD extras
by Dave_Chimaera
Aug 25th, 2003
10:10:31 AM
Faramir never gets his props, man.
by Andy Travis
Aug 25th, 2003
10:17:32 AM
omarthesnake
by MPJedi2
Aug 25th, 2003
10:19:28 AM
I
by Tall_Boy
Aug 25th, 2003
10:34:34 AM
Dave and Led - No - All extras are exclusive to this set only...
by Damitol
Aug 25th, 2003
10:53:31 AM
Tuesday? its been available in london since.....
by Nick Soapdish
Aug 25th, 2003
10:55:21 AM
Sold early over here
by TS Thomas
Aug 25th, 2003
11:09:31 AM
One more thing
by TS Thomas
Aug 25th, 2003
11:12:37 AM
Actually, you may think better of T2T, MPJedi2
by Pallando Blue
Aug 25th, 2003
11:30:50 AM
DVD Extras are Overrated
by MikeSal222
Aug 25th, 2003
11:50:43 AM
A Cool Essay on Tolkien by Gene Wolfe
by MikeSal222
Aug 25th, 2003
12:07:59 PM
How can anyone complain about "skimpy extras?
by minderbinder
Aug 25th, 2003
12:26:31 PM
sucky review? yes...
by manwhowasntthere
Aug 25th, 2003
01:22:13 PM
Vincent Price would have made a great Saruman
by septimus_p
Aug 25th, 2003
01:37:47 PM
Guaranteed in Stock
by hildebrand
Aug 25th, 2003
02:02:29 PM
I
by morGoth
Aug 25th, 2003
02:08:09 PM
Two Words: Apricot Scissors...grrrrrr
by maxwell's hammer
Aug 25th, 2003
02:16:13 PM
We've got our DVDs early here in the UK and we've got Magnums!
by Fitzcarraldo
Aug 25th, 2003
02:24:23 PM
Why was the horse jumping scene "Frickin' Cool"?
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2003
02:29:09 PM
17 quid!!! Jesus!!!
by Charlie & Tex
Aug 25th, 2003
02:32:04 PM
MPJedi2....
by omarthesnake
Aug 25th, 2003
02:37:33 PM
Shit.
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2003
02:39:21 PM
Mikesal222...
by omarthesnake
Aug 25th, 2003
02:46:42 PM
Re: Extras
by MikeSal222
Aug 25th, 2003
03:09:35 PM
To MikeSal222, re; re: extras
by omarthesnake
Aug 25th, 2003
03:27:47 PM

by basicaudio
Aug 25th, 2003
03:27:57 PM
Don't Open the "Re:Extras" Post! It's a Virus!
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2003
03:37:04 PM
What the fuck are you talking about, Ribbons?
by MikeSal222
Aug 25th, 2003
03:47:25 PM
RE:MikeSal22...
by morGoth
Aug 25th, 2003
03:54:37 PM
Apologies
by MikeSal222
Aug 25th, 2003
04:06:00 PM
Legolas and His Horsey
by MiserableRainGod
Aug 25th, 2003
04:43:12 PM
Deleted scenes
by Thing-Fish
Aug 25th, 2003
04:44:50 PM
MikeSal222
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2003
04:51:27 PM
Crossing fingers to get it today
by MiserableRainGod
Aug 25th, 2003
04:52:30 PM
quint is pretty good at describing things
by ethan vestby
Aug 25th, 2003
04:56:49 PM
How can you fucking compare PJ and Lucas? Lucas constantly lies
by minderbinder
Aug 25th, 2003
05:15:10 PM
Wal-Mart? Where is the best place to buy the DVD?
by nazismasher
Aug 25th, 2003
05:16:46 PM
Deleted Scenes
by daughter of time
Aug 25th, 2003
05:23:19 PM
minderminder...
by maxwell's hammer
Aug 25th, 2003
05:34:06 PM
...oh, and minderbinder...
by maxwell's hammer
Aug 25th, 2003
05:38:56 PM
Minderbinder, not to be pedantic here, but...
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2003
05:47:52 PM
ummmm, children.....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 25th, 2003
06:44:15 PM
*rent* the DVD
by ulcer
Aug 25th, 2003
07:17:22 PM
For your amusement (SPOILERS)
by daughter of time
Aug 25th, 2003
07:32:50 PM
Fellowship EE and Two Towers EE coming to theaters in december
by Agrajag
Aug 25th, 2003
09:33:06 PM
"Lucas never lies you little bitter fanboy" Bullshit. I guess
by minderbinder
Aug 25th, 2003
10:11:23 PM
Is it just me...
by raw_bean
Aug 25th, 2003
10:18:48 PM
But Grimlock...
by nazismasher
Aug 25th, 2003
10:40:00 PM
ANOTHER SWIPE AT MATRIX:RELOADED IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MOVIE
by Darth Phallus
Aug 25th, 2003
10:46:21 PM
Okay, that's it
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2003
11:09:34 PM
Yet another person who tries to cement their superiority complex
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2003
11:13:53 PM
DVD Extras
by Mad_Radhu
Aug 25th, 2003
11:34:04 PM
I'll wait 10 years for the DVD combo of all the movies
by Meleractor
Aug 25th, 2003
11:47:41 PM
I don't know, I doubt there's gonna be a Super Duper Set with al
by Ribbons
Aug 26th, 2003
01:00:17 AM
Extras make the price well worth it
by AlwaysThere
Aug 26th, 2003
01:06:13 AM
"he could write a 200 page novel describing an episode of star t
by Dlhstar
Aug 26th, 2003
01:15:55 AM
TIP TOP! YES!
by imageburn13
Aug 26th, 2003
01:46:46 AM
I'm a sucker
by NaughtiusMaximus
Aug 26th, 2003
06:01:29 AM
so eg.....
by pogo on my own
Aug 26th, 2003
06:29:29 AM
$14.99 at Target
by vikingkitty
Aug 26th, 2003
09:33:22 AM
Why is Lucas even beeing mentioned
by Spike fan
Aug 26th, 2003
09:43:43 AM
eowyn's big scene??
by welshwitch
Aug 26th, 2003
10:36:32 AM
welshwitch...
by djinnj
Aug 26th, 2003
11:01:55 AM
Now that you have all cleared things up.
by Led Gopher
Aug 26th, 2003
11:11:16 AM
Now that you have all cleared things up.
by Led Gopher
Aug 26th, 2003
11:12:49 AM
RE:welshwitch and djinnj.
by morGoth
Aug 26th, 2003
11:50:30 AM
"He did not lie, and there is no way you can prove it." What do
by minderbinder
Aug 26th, 2003
11:54:23 AM
So what would be the alternative?
by minderbinder
Aug 26th, 2003
11:59:52 AM
thanks Nazismasher....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 26th, 2003
12:29:27 PM
really, why does anyone think this film is any good?
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 26th, 2003
12:33:56 PM
Minderbinder...
by maxwell's hammer
Aug 26th, 2003
12:44:05 PM
Nice...you must be a heck of a teacher, someone disagrees with y
by minderbinder
Aug 26th, 2003
12:50:00 PM
So The EnigmaII is saying that the 20th Century "made" people wa
by mortsleam
Aug 26th, 2003
12:51:24 PM
no, you're an ass
by maxwell's hammer
Aug 26th, 2003
01:00:00 PM
Forget LOTR. Let's talk about "The Punisher"!
by vikingkitty
Aug 26th, 2003
01:02:04 PM
Ah, now I finally get it...let's hope you're not a writing teach
by minderbinder
Aug 26th, 2003
01:14:22 PM
ahh, lovely pic
by djinnj
Aug 26th, 2003
01:28:08 PM
$14.87 at Wal-Mart. Nice.
by microwavable?
Aug 26th, 2003
02:39:27 PM
Lord of the Rings is neato
by Darth Melkor
Aug 26th, 2003
03:59:28 PM
RE:OrionsAngel
by morGoth
Aug 26th, 2003
04:21:29 PM
Dude, it's only 15 bucks
by Hopewell
Aug 26th, 2003
04:57:04 PM
hey ebondick plague....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 26th, 2003
06:47:57 PM
Film is a dead medium...
by PurityOfEssence
Aug 26th, 2003
07:37:23 PM
LOTR epic... Thats a laugh...
by PurityOfEssence
Aug 26th, 2003
07:57:34 PM
microwaveable? ...
by Miami Mofo
Aug 26th, 2003
08:01:42 PM
Hey, don
by morGoth
Aug 26th, 2003
09:07:29 PM
They should make a talkback movie called "Flame Wars!"
by Meleractor
Aug 26th, 2003
09:22:19 PM
Hate Bile: If the TBs had a voice, this is what they'd say
by Ribbons
Aug 26th, 2003
11:01:08 PM
Not $14.87 at ALL Wal-Marts...
by Sherlock_Holmes_
Aug 27th, 2003
12:26:18 AM
"There never was much hope - just a fool's hope."
by microwavable?
Aug 27th, 2003
12:46:39 AM
Price at Wal-mart
by deadend dropout
Aug 27th, 2003
01:13:11 AM
Okay Ribbons, we have our star, but who would be his love intere
by Meleractor
Aug 27th, 2003
02:58:27 AM
What moron is complaining about the price?!?
by Commando Cody
Aug 27th, 2003
03:45:43 AM
Mindbender Lucas and Jackson, who does what with there money?
by Lukecash
Aug 27th, 2003
03:49:29 AM
The scenes with the Trees in TTT bored the shit out of me
by Spacesheik
Aug 27th, 2003
06:38:05 AM
Insightfull stuff there, Spacesheikh...
by earthworm_
Aug 27th, 2003
07:18:19 AM
It's Wednesday (three of three)
by Miami Mofo
Aug 27th, 2003
07:30:52 AM
Grimloch, for 3 TBs now you've been dodging my question
by Pallando Blue
Aug 27th, 2003
10:53:29 AM
(Yipe, back on topic) ...AND finally the DVD-Rom extras are avai
by Pallando Blue
Aug 27th, 2003
10:58:03 AM
yeah, I hate to be a dick about piracy and all...
by TV CASUALTY
Aug 27th, 2003
12:28:15 PM
Just gotta say...FUCK do the TTT:EE and RotK look cool.
by minderbinder
Aug 27th, 2003
01:25:50 PM
sorry Pallando.....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 27th, 2003
02:07:05 PM
Pallando...
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 27th, 2003
02:09:47 PM
Grim, it's hard to take your comments that TTT sucked, was prett
by minderbinder
Aug 27th, 2003
02:23:08 PM
...But I don't hate you, and never said I did
by Pallando Blue
Aug 27th, 2003
03:46:36 PM
Well that was particularly humorless
by Pallando Blue
Aug 27th, 2003
04:07:32 PM
I agree with Grimloch on a couple of things
by Ribbons
Aug 27th, 2003
04:08:51 PM
Meleractor
by Ribbons
Aug 27th, 2003
04:12:43 PM
Other continuity errors to watch for
by Shagrat999
Aug 27th, 2003
04:17:05 PM
Shagrat999
by Ribbons
Aug 27th, 2003
04:37:54 PM
On Broaches and Bondage
by Shagrat999
Aug 27th, 2003
05:12:14 PM
More important than these continuity errors is the question of '
by Miami Mofo
Aug 27th, 2003
05:16:24 PM
And I agree with you, Ribbons, on a lot of those things
by Pallando Blue
Aug 27th, 2003
05:27:19 PM
Pallando Blue
by Ribbons
Aug 27th, 2003
05:34:25 PM
The poster TB
by Ribbons
Aug 27th, 2003
05:35:37 PM
"just because he's buying the movie doesn't mean he doesn't have
by minderbinder
Aug 27th, 2003
06:16:43 PM
No, no, Ribbons, I got it!
by Pallando Blue
Aug 27th, 2003
06:45:22 PM
$14.87
by Darth_Potter
Aug 27th, 2003
07:00:20 PM
Gollum the Politico
by FrankCobretti
Aug 27th, 2003
07:03:07 PM
I guess it was just me...
by raw_bean
Aug 27th, 2003
08:16:49 PM
Minderbinder
by Ribbons
Aug 27th, 2003
10:22:41 PM
Don't forget EbonDICK Plague
by Ribbons
Aug 28th, 2003
12:13:33 AM
It's Time! - BORED OF THE RINGS
by Roboteer
Aug 28th, 2003
12:46:43 AM
SHILL
by poogthrasher
Aug 28th, 2003
04:11:50 AM
Well, no-one will read this probably, but here goes
by earthworm_
Aug 28th, 2003
04:42:59 AM
"I'm sure that he doesn't truly believe it sucks in general" My
by minderbinder
Aug 28th, 2003
08:42:04 AM
Some comments on the LotR:RotK preview.
by Miami Mofo
Aug 28th, 2003
08:51:57 AM
ROTK preview
by earthworm_
Aug 28th, 2003
09:39:28 AM
Still waiting....
by daughter of time
Aug 28th, 2003
01:05:24 PM
A bit of good news
by Miami Mofo
Aug 28th, 2003
01:46:06 PM
Gaffer seen wearing
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
02:33:27 PM
(swoops in on a rope, landing clumsily on his broken flipper) "D
by mortsleam
Aug 28th, 2003
02:40:14 PM
minderbender, Ribbons, Ebonic, and Pallando....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 28th, 2003
03:16:12 PM
"Where is the horse and rider."
by hildebrand
Aug 28th, 2003
03:23:45 PM
hey earthworm.....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 28th, 2003
05:02:25 PM
Not to nit-pick Miami
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
05:34:55 PM
And also...ditto what hildebrand said!
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
05:36:29 PM
minderbinder
by Ribbons
Aug 28th, 2003
05:41:31 PM
Proof positive LotR:RotK will be effin great!:
by Miami Mofo
Aug 28th, 2003
06:07:34 PM
morGoth, re PotD
by Miami Mofo
Aug 28th, 2003
06:25:13 PM
TTT observations and hand-wringing over ROTK
by Orson#1
Aug 28th, 2003
08:16:51 PM
OrionsAngel
by Ribbons
Aug 28th, 2003
08:39:16 PM
I agree with Mortsleam,
by Conan_the_Humble
Aug 28th, 2003
08:39:26 PM
Florida sun bakes elderly Mofo
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
10:33:25 PM
You stay on top of those facist bullies Ribbons!
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
10:42:39 PM
morGoth
by Ribbons
Aug 28th, 2003
10:46:01 PM
You already know my fav part of RoTK Conan...
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
10:48:23 PM
OrionsAngel....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 28th, 2003
10:56:37 PM
Gaffer spies Orson cramking up the "Self-fulfilling Prophecy of
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
10:56:44 PM
Ribbons...
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
10:58:58 PM
Sorry MG...
by morGoth
Aug 28th, 2003
11:06:47 PM
The veiling shadow glowers over Orson
by Orson#1
Aug 28th, 2003
11:20:51 PM
This is now the third time
by elanor
Aug 29th, 2003
12:26:13 AM
morGoth
by Ribbons
Aug 29th, 2003
12:38:04 AM
elanor
by Ribbons
Aug 29th, 2003
12:39:35 AM
Plus
by Ribbons
Aug 29th, 2003
12:45:41 AM
Crankyranting
by irritable
Aug 29th, 2003
02:00:04 AM
"Is there an exorcist in the house?"
by Ribbons
Aug 29th, 2003
02:15:21 AM
You forgot one point, Irritable
by daughter of time
Aug 29th, 2003
02:59:51 AM
Steel Lifejackets
by irritable
Aug 29th, 2003
03:19:07 AM
Couldn't agree with you more, Irritable
by daughter of time
Aug 29th, 2003
05:02:38 AM
Had it for a week
by NaughtiusMaximus
Aug 29th, 2003
07:32:20 AM
this is now the fourth time....
by MisterGrimloch
Aug 29th, 2003
08:11:45 AM
" In the meantime, Frodo has shown the Ring to one of the Nazgul
by minderbinder
Aug 29th, 2003
08:53:53 AM
Miami Mofo: So it begins.
by Pallando Blue
Aug 29th, 2003
10:14:49 AM
Ringwraiths can't see
by irritable
Aug 29th, 2003
10:36:13 AM
Thanks Ribbons for confirming an observation.
by morGoth
Aug 29th, 2003
11:53:53 AM
Theoden and the spell he is under
by hildebrand
Aug 29th, 2003
11:56:02 AM
So how is Theoden's "posession" handled in the book? He's obvio
by minderbinder
Aug 29th, 2003
11:59:11 AM
Theoden
by daughter of time
Aug 29th, 2003
12:34:41 PM
What does Frodo know about the Nazgul's senses?
by morGoth
Aug 29th, 2003
12:36:52 PM
Wormtongue
by earthworm_
Aug 29th, 2003
12:40:33 PM
morGoth
by Ribbons
Aug 29th, 2003
12:51:56 PM
Mind and Flood Control
by irritable
Aug 29th, 2003
12:56:56 PM
How is it relevant if Frodo knows what/how Nazgul see or not?
by minderbinder
Aug 29th, 2003
01:03:14 PM
On a more serious note, Harry ...
by irritable
Aug 29th, 2003
01:13:05 PM
OK Ribbons...now you've confused me.
by morGoth
Aug 29th, 2003
01:29:35 PM
Because minderbinder
by morGoth
Aug 29th, 2003
01:38:09 PM
Fine By Me
by Ribbons
Aug 29th, 2003
02:29:58 PM
Wormtongue
by daughter of time
Aug 29th, 2003
02:50:33 PM
musings aside, a post Morannon (sp?) spoilerific pic at TORn
by djinnj
Aug 29th, 2003
03:24:40 PM
"Wraiths on wings!"
by Miami Mofo
Aug 29th, 2003
06:33:13 PM
East Side, West Side
by daughter of time
Aug 29th, 2003
07:24:23 PM
Analyzing everything to death...
by MattmanReturns
Aug 29th, 2003
07:55:53 PM
Enjoy your viewing, DoT - and get back to us!
by Orson#1
Aug 29th, 2003
09:02:47 PM
Ohboyohboyohboy
by daughter of time
Aug 29th, 2003
09:50:23 PM
Hey Miami
by elanor
Aug 29th, 2003
10:21:55 PM
For Irritable
by elanor
Aug 29th, 2003
11:03:34 PM
Yes djinnj!
by elanor
Aug 29th, 2003
11:06:34 PM
Gandalf would NEVER possess another
by daughter of time
Aug 30th, 2003
02:00:04 AM
Abuse of power and Fraidy Elves
by irritable
Aug 30th, 2003
04:06:06 AM
Cool hobbit picture indeed....
by Sabster
Aug 30th, 2003
08:15:49 AM
To paraphrase Moaters: It's not a %*@?#$& preview!
by Miami Mofo
Aug 30th, 2003
09:15:44 AM
Mofo has cow near Budge Ford!
by morGoth
Aug 30th, 2003
10:09:56 AM
Soooo sorry, Mr. Mofo
by Sabster
Aug 30th, 2003
10:15:17 AM
The four Hobbits are looking at a dissolving Sharkey, of course!
by morGoth
Aug 30th, 2003
10:34:07 AM
Sabster...
by morGoth
Aug 30th, 2003
10:38:20 AM
Jeeezus H Chriiist! For about the 30 thousandth time...
by Skyway Moaters
Aug 30th, 2003
11:20:08 AM
Talk about illiterate! AWP!... DISSENT, DISSENSION, DISSENTER ET
by Skyway Moaters
Aug 30th, 2003
11:54:49 AM
Thanks for the welcome, MorGoth
by Sabster
Aug 30th, 2003
12:35:12 PM
Former Mr Nice Guy, Sauron
by irritable
Aug 30th, 2003
12:40:45 PM
Elanor - re Frodo
by Sabster
Aug 30th, 2003
01:04:57 PM
Frodo's Hand
by daughter of time
Aug 30th, 2003
02:02:22 PM
The definitive version ...
by irritable
Aug 30th, 2003
02:20:26 PM
Ugh
by Ribbons
Aug 30th, 2003
03:28:13 PM
"Another great moment in Weta history just rode by."
by Miami Mofo
Aug 30th, 2003
04:19:01 PM
Duh, make that 'lantern-light'
by Miami Mofo
Aug 30th, 2003
04:23:37 PM
It is a %*$#&@? trilogy (of posts, I mean)
by Miami Mofo
Aug 30th, 2003
04:42:57 PM
bigatures
by hildebrand
Aug 30th, 2003
06:24:17 PM
In defense of cringing peasants
by hildebrand
Aug 30th, 2003
07:38:18 PM
Canonball Orc II
by Orson#1
Aug 30th, 2003
08:06:49 PM
Hildebrand: the peasant defence...
by Orson#1
Aug 30th, 2003
08:38:10 PM
Aragorn+Legolas tag-team??
by Orson#1
Aug 30th, 2003
08:46:23 PM
where did the courtiers, etc, go
by hildebrand
Aug 30th, 2003
10:00:13 PM
Rohirrim peasants
by daughter of time
Aug 30th, 2003
10:46:54 PM
Bitch bitch bitch...
by Pontsing Barset
Aug 30th, 2003
11:23:31 PM
.... or how oftened and/or varied you say it...
by Pontsing Barset
Aug 30th, 2003
11:27:04 PM
Of Burlap and Stewed Peasants
by Orson#1
Aug 30th, 2003
11:41:33 PM
Not sure what you're talking about, Pointsing Barset?
by Orson#1
Aug 30th, 2003
11:50:23 PM
Where do I begin?
by daughter of time
Aug 31st, 2003
04:06:57 AM
On the regurgitation of swords, geography and the horse lords.
by Xyzan
Aug 31st, 2003
06:56:19 AM
Canonball Run
by Orson#1
Aug 31st, 2003
07:50:39 AM
A question that needs answering.
by Miami Mofo
Aug 31st, 2003
09:22:30 AM
Hey Moaters, ya ol
by morGoth
Aug 31st, 2003
10:16:24 AM
You are quite welcome, Sabster.
by morGoth
Aug 31st, 2003
10:41:42 AM
Misconceptions, thy name is talkback
by Ribbons
Aug 31st, 2003
10:45:46 AM
Roger that irritable!
by morGoth
Aug 31st, 2003
11:06:23 AM
No need for screaming my friend.
by morGoth
Aug 31st, 2003
11:32:59 AM
Yes MorG, as I recall,
by Conan_the_Humble
Aug 31st, 2003
11:38:10 AM
Correction
by Miami Mofo
Aug 31st, 2003
12:19:05 PM
This and that
by daughter of time
Aug 31st, 2003
12:45:47 PM
Daft Old Fart re-surfaces near Weymoot!
by morGoth
Aug 31st, 2003
01:02:50 PM
who to sit with
by hildebrand
Aug 31st, 2003
02:23:55 PM
Dom Monaghan
by Ribbons
Aug 31st, 2003
03:22:48 PM
No
by Ribbons
Aug 31st, 2003
03:26:27 PM
Rich vales
by daughter of time
Aug 31st, 2003
03:46:39 PM
It seems to me
by Miami Mofo
Aug 31st, 2003
04:47:01 PM
The grass of Rohan
by Sabster
Aug 31st, 2003
05:29:46 PM
Ah, got it at last!
by Orson#1
Aug 31st, 2003
06:39:32 PM
the effects of war
by hildebrand
Aug 31st, 2003
06:46:06 PM
details, details....
by djinnj
Aug 31st, 2003
06:51:49 PM
Djinn...
by Orson#1
Aug 31st, 2003
07:03:07 PM
hildebrand
by Ribbons
Aug 31st, 2003
07:29:56 PM
DoT, Orson...
by Pontsing Barset
Aug 31st, 2003
08:16:13 PM
"Quantity has a quality of it's own"...
by Orson#1
Aug 31st, 2003
09:25:39 PM
Theoden's Strategy
by daughter of time
Aug 31st, 2003
09:28:09 PM
"draw dire?" - "draw FIRE", I mean!
by Orson#1
Aug 31st, 2003
09:29:53 PM
ribbons
by hildebrand
Aug 31st, 2003
09:35:48 PM
"breeding orcs at a fast clip!"
by Orson#1
Aug 31st, 2003
10:01:05 PM
There's a difference between stating an opinion...
by Pontsing Barset
Aug 31st, 2003
11:36:51 PM
There's a difference between stating an opinion...
by Pontsing Barset
Aug 31st, 2003
11:38:23 PM
Sam, and some other thoughts
by djinnj
Sep 1st, 2003
12:28:44 AM
Clearing up a few things
by elanor
Sep 1st, 2003
01:27:02 AM
HOSED! Egad Again!
by elanor
Sep 1st, 2003
01:43:47 AM
Deference and great voices
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
03:13:18 AM
I'll just try posting that again ...
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
03:22:12 AM
Modernizing Sam
by Sabster
Sep 1st, 2003
07:12:39 AM
Anyone still here?
by earthworm_
Sep 1st, 2003
10:11:31 AM
Sleeping Treebeard and the "untrained" Elves.
by Miami Mofo
Sep 1st, 2003
11:25:06 AM
Elves at HD
by Orson#1
Sep 1st, 2003
12:02:31 PM
Treebeard's nap
by Orson#1
Sep 1st, 2003
12:10:53 PM
djinnj
by Ribbons
Sep 1st, 2003
12:27:35 PM

by morGoth
Sep 1st, 2003
12:44:21 PM
paper, scissors, stone....
by Orson#1
Sep 1st, 2003
01:10:50 PM
sleepy Treebeard
by elanor
Sep 1st, 2003
01:14:43 PM
Damn Harry's Talkback Software.... Damn Harry's Talkback Softwa
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
02:00:03 PM
MorG, you beat me to it ...
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
02:09:29 PM
Hildebrand (and other fans of Cate's voiceovers)
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
02:14:12 PM
There was only one Celeborn, but Tolkien couldn't make up his mi
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
02:36:06 PM
Nice of you to say so, BladeRunner.
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
02:56:17 PM
Once more to the brink, of the cliff, I mean.
by Miami Mofo
Sep 1st, 2003
02:56:27 PM
Derp! The posting order is hosed!
by morGoth
Sep 1st, 2003
03:00:41 PM
Bet you don't tell Miranda how you got so Sooty, MorG
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
03:09:07 PM
Fighting Elves and Heroes
by daughter of time
Sep 1st, 2003
03:11:45 PM
My TORn Poll question
by Miami Mofo
Sep 1st, 2003
03:17:52 PM
yikes, a bit out of my depth here...
by Orson#1
Sep 1st, 2003
03:46:06 PM
More Elvish stuff
by morGoth
Sep 1st, 2003
03:48:21 PM
Scrambled posts
by daughter of time
Sep 1st, 2003
03:55:52 PM
That's a good one Miami! And now, is time for STUMP THE VALA!
by morGoth
Sep 1st, 2003
04:00:11 PM
Uncle Andy etc
by Orson#1
Sep 1st, 2003
04:07:39 PM
By the way, Orson,
by Miami Mofo
Sep 1st, 2003
04:13:53 PM
Thunk!
by morGoth
Sep 1st, 2003
04:15:34 PM
Of course Miranda...
by morGoth
Sep 1st, 2003
04:19:58 PM
I've got a gang. You've got a gang. Everybody's got to have a ga
by Miami Mofo
Sep 1st, 2003
04:34:15 PM
"Barbeque incident" my hairy foot ...
by irritable
Sep 1st, 2003
04:58:03 PM
On the contrary DoT...
by Pontsing Barset
Sep 1st, 2003
05:57:32 PM
Cavalry recruitment
by Orson#1
Sep 1st, 2003
06:23:16 PM
damn the hosing! Ribbons, I'd love to hear it! (hoping this does
by djinnj
Sep 1st, 2003
08:06:39 PM
a hope for ROTK
by hildebrand
Sep 1st, 2003
10:34:57 PM
Well...
by Ribbons
Sep 1st, 2003
10:37:14 PM
My Middlechild
by Ribbons
Sep 1st, 2003
10:40:22 PM
Elves for Orson
by elanor
Sep 1st, 2003
10:53:31 PM
ah yes, I forgot about AFI
by djinnj
Sep 1st, 2003
10:57:58 PM
oh, and back to a less lofty thought
by djinnj
Sep 1st, 2003
11:05:39 PM
Actually,
by Conan_the_Humble
Sep 1st, 2003
11:55:37 PM
Bravo Elanor,
by Conan_the_Humble
Sep 2nd, 2003
12:02:24 AM
Lothlorien Theme
by daughter of time
Sep 2nd, 2003
12:09:38 AM
Provisions
by daughter of time
Sep 2nd, 2003
12:25:58 AM
Indeed D.O.T,
by Conan_the_Humble
Sep 2nd, 2003
01:15:14 AM
Er, swords
by Orson#1
Sep 2nd, 2003
07:43:05 AM
Ensemble Acting Awards
by Miami Mofo
Sep 2nd, 2003
08:22:23 AM
Hullo Orson
by Runelord
Sep 2nd, 2003
10:26:52 AM
Hullo too, Runelord...
by Orson#1
Sep 2nd, 2003
10:58:34 AM
oscar thoughts
by hildebrand
Sep 2nd, 2003
11:10:35 AM
Greetings, responses and a well-earned apology
by mortsleam
Sep 2nd, 2003
11:15:17 AM
Carrots or spears?
by Miami Mofo
Sep 2nd, 2003
11:33:25 AM
Bigatures, and who NOT to sit next to
by Sabster
Sep 2nd, 2003
11:50:04 AM
Oh yeah, fergot about that flyfishing thing...
by mortsleam
Sep 2nd, 2003
12:36:58 PM
Orson, that sounds really fun.
by Runelord
Sep 2nd, 2003
03:09:37 PM
Thank you, BladeRunnerUnit
by Runelord
Sep 2nd, 2003
04:58:08 PM
Sweet Fancy Woses!
by Pallando Blue
Sep 2nd, 2003
04:59:58 PM
Fencing
by daughter of time
Sep 2nd, 2003
05:06:20 PM
I've nearly disgraced myself in the library
by djinnj
Sep 2nd, 2003
05:55:24 PM
Okay, djinnj, Here Goes:
by Ribbons
Sep 2nd, 2003
06:04:39 PM
For your consideration...
by daughter of time
Sep 2nd, 2003
07:55:56 PM
military history, acting, and general all purpose blather from y
by hildebrand
Sep 2nd, 2003
08:30:05 PM
catching up...just keep breathing, that's the key...
by Orson#1
Sep 2nd, 2003
09:48:26 PM
You surface monkeys all alike.
by Snaga-ape
Sep 2nd, 2003
10:08:58 PM
Dot
by Ribbons
Sep 2nd, 2003
11:14:58 PM
A clarification
by daughter of time
Sep 3rd, 2003
12:05:51 AM
Fair enough
by Ribbons
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:36:33 AM
It's Wednesday!
by Miami Mofo
Sep 3rd, 2003
08:22:54 AM
BRU
by Ribbons
Sep 3rd, 2003
11:35:31 AM
That's because Gondorian wall builders...
by morGoth
Sep 3rd, 2003
12:54:34 PM
Pallando, in answer to your question, it will be Ioreth that say
by Miami Mofo
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:31:31 PM
HO HO HOSED!!!!!!!!!
by Miami Mofo
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:35:47 PM
I'm back on the bottom again
by Miami Mofo
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:39:19 PM
a few little thoughts
by Xyzan
Sep 3rd, 2003
02:17:00 PM
" The NEVER-Before-Seen MOST Spec-TACULAR Spectacles Ever Worn b
by Orson#1
Sep 3rd, 2003
02:34:26 PM
Sooty Vala calling Orson
by morGoth
Sep 3rd, 2003
03:47:28 PM
I've never seen P.J. as a Dunlender either, morGy.
by Miami Mofo
Sep 3rd, 2003
04:23:04 PM
hmm. Joint oscars?
by djinnj
Sep 3rd, 2003
04:36:12 PM

by morGoth
Sep 3rd, 2003
07:22:52 PM
morGy; Moaters
by Miami Mofo
Sep 3rd, 2003
09:31:55 PM
In Praise of Richard Taylor
by elanor
Sep 4th, 2003
12:48:11 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
by Conan_the_Humble
Sep 4th, 2003
10:53:12 AM
Elf theme parks
by Orson#1
Sep 4th, 2003
11:36:38 AM
A website with some truly tasty pics...
by mortsleam
Sep 4th, 2003
11:40:13 AM
Dammit Conan! What
by morGoth
Sep 4th, 2003
12:43:44 PM
Broken Balrog Wings...
by Orson#1
Sep 4th, 2003
12:44:51 PM
Yes, all the mails and attachmnts got bounced back.
by morGoth
Sep 4th, 2003
12:47:12 PM
En garde, Barbarian.
by Runelord
Sep 4th, 2003
12:56:20 PM
Here goes BladeRunnerUnit
by morGoth
Sep 4th, 2003
01:04:24 PM
poor Faramir,
by djinnj
Sep 4th, 2003
03:05:05 PM
Djinn,
by Runelord
Sep 4th, 2003
03:10:11 PM
Count me as ...
by morGoth
Sep 4th, 2003
03:33:53 PM
Sam
by morGoth
Sep 4th, 2003
03:54:54 PM
Sauron's war
by djinnj
Sep 4th, 2003
04:00:44 PM
Gollum
by Ribbons
Sep 4th, 2003
05:28:57 PM
Pupils
by daughter of time
Sep 4th, 2003
07:06:30 PM
Calm the Olog-hai renunion he says,
by Conan_the_Humble
Sep 5th, 2003
01:07:41 AM
Two Towers continuity error debunked near Rhudaur!
by morGoth
Sep 5th, 2003
09:27:16 AM
Aragorn's sword
by daughter of time
Sep 5th, 2003
11:34:55 AM
Watch the scene again DoT...
by morGoth
Sep 5th, 2003
01:14:53 PM
The Lord of the Screens
by Miami Mofo
Sep 5th, 2003
01:21:25 PM
Welp, it's obvious NOONE here respects my au-tho-ri-tah
by Pallando Blue
Sep 5th, 2003
01:56:09 PM
Oh, quit sniping, you two
by Pallando Blue
Sep 5th, 2003
02:23:23 PM
Quite right on Theoden, Pallando
by daughter of time
Sep 5th, 2003
03:02:05 PM
Aw, we're jist funnin' each other ye greet Blue Ninny!
by morGoth
Sep 5th, 2003
03:07:17 PM
Bravo sir!
by morGoth
Sep 5th, 2003
03:39:21 PM
If you can believe it
by Pallando Blue
Sep 5th, 2003
04:23:10 PM
Carrots and spears, oars and flowers - and wigs
by Sabster
Sep 5th, 2003
04:34:09 PM
Posts have been hosed to the top, you guys
by elanor
Sep 6th, 2003
11:41:16 AM
ust got back, and the TbB's even vaster and more erudite ...
by irritable
Sep 6th, 2003
01:28:40 PM
Boromir in the boat
by daughter of time
Sep 6th, 2003
01:39:18 PM
Irritable, please elaborate
by daughter of time
Sep 6th, 2003
01:45:14 PM
Totally, utterly, mind-numbingly OT ...
by irritable
Sep 6th, 2003
03:11:18 PM
And another thing, while I'm up here on the High Horse ...
by irritable
Sep 6th, 2003
03:58:17 PM
Thanks, Irritable
by daughter of time
Sep 6th, 2003
04:05:41 PM
Again, thanks, Irritable
by daughter of time
Sep 6th, 2003
04:21:24 PM
Why is this weird book so full of resonance?
by irritable
Sep 6th, 2003
04:43:23 PM
DoT and Irritable
by elanor
Sep 7th, 2003
01:30:26 AM
elanor
by Xyzan
Sep 7th, 2003
07:31:57 AM
Tolkien a "juvenile"?
by daughter of time
Sep 7th, 2003
02:28:39 PM
Test
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2003
08:01:05 AM
elanor and Pallando Blue
by Miami Mofo
Sep 8th, 2003
12:22:22 PM
I
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2003
12:30:13 PM
Unimpressed
by Miami Mofo
Sep 8th, 2003
02:34:58 PM
Greetings from Bjarki
by daughter of time
Sep 8th, 2003
10:19:37 PM
Blimey, this is good TB!
by BG
Sep 9th, 2003
01:00:11 AM
Bummed at Brian Sibley
by Miami Mofo
Sep 9th, 2003
09:49:46 AM
>sniffle< Aw BG, yer gonna get me all misty an' choked up, now..
by Pallando Blue
Sep 9th, 2003
11:48:33 AM
Blue Ninny rants near Standelf!
by morGoth
Sep 9th, 2003
01:38:34 PM
"stupid fat vala"
by morGoth
Sep 9th, 2003
04:21:10 PM
Haven't you seen the ads all over this site, morGy?
by mortsleam
Sep 9th, 2003
04:41:07 PM
Conexxions Bloak on the in track...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2003
05:25:37 PM
"The highway is alive tonight.
by Miami Mofo
Sep 9th, 2003
09:33:02 PM
It's Wednesday!
by Miami Mofo
Sep 10th, 2003
09:28:30 AM
Heya Mofo et al.
by Pallando Blue
Sep 10th, 2003
11:00:24 AM
Am I missing something?!
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 10th, 2003
12:22:31 PM
Are you kidding Moaters?
by morGoth
Sep 10th, 2003
12:50:36 PM
Check your inbox, morGy.
by Miami Mofo
Sep 10th, 2003
01:09:35 PM
Skyway, what about Sam and Gollum?
by Runelord
Sep 10th, 2003
01:30:28 PM
Conan
by Runelord
Sep 10th, 2003
01:35:38 PM
In this spirit of Many Meetings >cough
by Pallando Blue
Sep 10th, 2003
04:39:50 PM
Good news for you, PB
by Miami Mofo
Sep 10th, 2003
04:56:53 PM
Hullo, Pallando.
by Runelord
Sep 10th, 2003
05:18:47 PM
Hoooolllld on there PB!
by morGoth
Sep 10th, 2003
06:11:35 PM
Eh? JRM?
by morGoth
Sep 10th, 2003
06:12:50 PM
Derp! Nevermind Rune...I gets it!
by morGoth