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Skinny, JLo-loving Erika is the new HoH!
And, dang, that 24/7 feed really paid for itself last night!
Many an American went to bed not knowing which of the houseguests would emerge in the critical role of "Head of Household" (who not only gets immunity but also gets to make both of the eviction nominations for the week).
For those who missed the last CBS broadcast, six of the seven remaining houseguests were loaded into a tiny cage. (It looked like a massive Geneva Convention violation, and also a scene from “The Deer Hunter.”) Last to leave got to be HoH.
The order of exit this morning was Robert (Erika’s ex), Jun (who may have expedited the exits of others by being the first to willfully pee in the cage), Jack (the codgerly, avuncular FBI vet), Jee (Jun’s ex), Alyson (the second to pee in the cage and the only contestant wholly lacking allies last night) and Erika.
Jee, overcome perhaps by the stench of estrogen-heavy urine, sold out his alliance with “fellow stooges” Justin and Robert by making a pact with Erika, Jack and Aly. All agreed that Erika could be HoH if Erika agreed to nominate Justin and Robert for next Wednesday's eviction.
Many an American went to bed not knowing which of the houseguests would emerge in the critical role of "Head of Household" (who not only gets immunity but also gets to make both of the eviction nominations for the week).
For those who missed the last CBS broadcast, six of the seven remaining houseguests were loaded into a tiny cage. (It looked like a massive Geneva Convention violation, and also a scene from “The Deer Hunter.”) Last to leave got to be HoH.
The order of exit this morning was Robert (Erika’s ex), Jun (who may have expedited the exits of others by being the first to willfully pee in the cage), Jack (the codgerly, avuncular FBI vet), Jee (Jun’s ex), Alyson (the second to pee in the cage and the only contestant wholly lacking allies last night) and Erika.
Jee, overcome perhaps by the stench of estrogen-heavy urine, sold out his alliance with “fellow stooges” Justin and Robert by making a pact with Erika, Jack and Aly. All agreed that Erika could be HoH if Erika agreed to nominate Justin and Robert for next Wednesday's eviction.
The order of exit this morning was Robert (Erika’s ex), Jun (who may have expedited the exits of others by being the first to willfully pee in the cage), Jack (the codgerly, avuncular FBI vet), Jee (Jun’s ex), Alyson (the second to pee in the cage and the only contestant wholly lacking allies last night) and Erika.
Jee, overcome perhaps by the stench of estrogen-heavy urine, sold out his alliance with “fellow stooges” Justin and Robert by making a pact with Erika, Jack and Aly. All agreed that Erika could be HoH if Erika agreed to nominate Justin and Robert for next Wednesday's eviction.
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Jun, Queen of the Kitchen, and Allison, the Classy Beauty Queen, both urinated out through holes in the bottom of the cage. With their other housemates not an inch away, and with all of the internet viewers watching ti live.
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Thats right bitches I got first.
Anyways....wtg Erika, the only worth while ass in the house.
BTW..that Jun girl is one nasty fatty!!! Didnt' she like committ statutory rape by going out with Jee when he was a wee little 15 yr old and she was like a 200 pound 20 yr old? -
Now after the casual urination, I feel quite queasy...another hollywood image shattered.
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You'd think they would go ahead and offer me a WWE talkback; then, we'd REALLY get some interesting quotes about steel cages, chairs, big breasted women.
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seems to get worse every year (BB2 was the "real" thing). The people inside the BB4 house are ~so~ ordinary. I was only able to view one episode this year and I was so bored that I never went back inside. If there is a BB5, I really hope the producers find houseguests with more variety. This series (the FBI guy aside)looks like a GAP catalog was dangled over the house and emptied on to the back lawn.
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wtf really, she has a huge gut and she is conceited and a bitch to boot.
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I kinda miss all those boring lame-asses from the first season. The weird shit they did was a lot more subtle and less sensational than what they do on the show now, but it was far more interesting. I hated that gay theme song though.
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Gee, I am going to date myself by remembering BB1, with Curtis, Jordan, George. BB2 had Bunky, Hardy, the psycho knife guy, Will and others. Last year was Marcellus and the rest. They did make a decision to sex it up, by having only single people. And wow, no gays this year. It is comparatively boring. The most interesting players I think are Jack and Erica. Erica because she is hot, and attractive. Jack, because, he's an ex-FBI, is way-smart and has got a lot more life experience.
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...bringing Nathan's sister into the house. Otherwise, nothing else seems interesting...
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- Twists are fucking abused...so any time Julie says there is going to be a twist, she should be required to pinch her nipples and exhale loudly as she twists them back and forth.- Okay, so there is a twist and we must live with it....I pray it is bringing in a celebrity HG...in particular....Jay Z. (now now...hear me out...) First of all....it makes sense because right now, if you even watch MTV for five minutes, you are guaranteed to see five different acts "featuring Jay Z". So it seems natural that he be a HG since he is already everywhere else. But most importantly...Jay Z is going to bring in 20 or so members of his posse that are going to make the house really really crowded. And the HGs are going to get really put out and mistreated for the most part. I am going to break down below so you better understand......HOW EACH HG REACTS TO LIVING WITH THE PIMP PATROL Featuring Jay Z: JUSTIN - Justin will try to hang with the PP...and he will act like a complete ass in doing so. He will try to wear all of his frat boy clothing in a street method that makes it look frankly embarrassing for both parties. The PP will have little respect for him and will make him their little servant boy as Justin will think it is the best way to fit in. Not only will Justin give up his bed, but he will be sleeping outside in a corner on the ground...not even on his towel because at least one pimp will be using it to wash his penis and scrotum....ROBERT - Will be taking orders from Justin, making him the lowest member of the totem pole. Will never hang with the PP because Justin will not want Robert around to "embarrass Justin while he is down with the PP".....JEE - The PP will take a shine to Jee and have a blast trying to teach him to rap with the horrible broken english. Jee will play along because he finds the cultural difference equally hilarious. The PP will let him sleep on a his towel....JUN - The PP will like her, because she can cook. The PP will also find her to be the less attractive ho, and will leave her to the members of the PP who have less seniority or who are really ugly and overweight. She will sleep in the room with the two double beds. And she will be in one bed until the pimp tire of her, at which point the pimp in the second bed will tell her to get her ass into their bed. They will complain about the food being too korean and demand that she make soul food. Jun will start making soul food. When Jun gets an attitude, the PP will remind her of some of the street girls that will wipe up the sidewalk with her ass....ALISON - The trophy of the PP will never spend much time on her feet. She will be spending a lot of her time showing off her thick legs to the each pimp on an individual basis. Alison will will still have to serve the PP and do their laundry. She may be the top trim, but she will still be a ho and better get to work in the mind of the PP. Alison will sleep in the HOH room (featuring Jay Z)....JACK - The PP will leave Jack alone since he is FBI. Quite frankly, the PP is scared of Jack. Jack will sleep in the turtle room free of pimps. The way Jack sleeps will really freak out the pimps too. They will consider Jack "a hardcore motherfucker". Also, Jack's presence will cause the pimps to speak in proper english....ERIKA - The PP will leave Erika alone fearing retribution from Jack. Erika will remain in the turtle room with Jack, where they will talk about the Justin and Robert and how pathetic they are, and how they are getting sick of soul food and are thinking a diet of PB&J is a good idea....(Of course there will not be any since the pimps will be treated to Alison's trademark "reeses treatment" which involves "peanut butter and chocolate mixed together"...the pimps providing the chocolate.....wink....wink.....)
......And thus, I have spoken! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!! -
Aug 14, 2003 2:38:33 PM CDT
Had it with Justin and esp. Alison's slurring white trash Pittsb
by charles grady
That is THE ugliest fucking accent in the continental U.S. Especially friggin' Alison. Learn to ENUNCIATE. If I have to hear their slurred, gutteral bad grammar-filled voices much longer, I'm gonna throw a brick through the screen. What is UP with that accent? And what is it with reality shows attracting people from Pittsburgh anyway? Must be that most people from "the Burgh" are so irony-deficient and lacking in perspective on anything in the world other than sports and being white that they make for great television.
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Aug 14, 2003 2:41:48 PM CDT
"You thought Jun was HOT? wtf really, she has a huge gut...."
by funnyboy
It's incredibly sad when pasty, doughy pathetic fanboy geeks hanging out in AICN talkback are criticizing the way other people look.
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These reality shows need to realize that there is always more drama when there is free-flowing booze! Mandatory drinking games off camera would be even better. loosen those tongues and those pants and get interesting already!***and if one more of these greedy back-stabbing flakes starts talking about "This game is all about trust and integrity"...why, I'll have to just shake my head and keep watching since they say that on all the shows.
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Aug 16, 2003 12:41:45 AM CDT
How did I go to bed not knowing which of the houseguests would e
by rinse
..Oh, right, by not giving a shit about BB4. ;)
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Aug 16, 2003 7:53:15 AM CDT
It's incredibly sad when pasty, doughy pathetic fanboy geeks han
by captaininsano
Um.... It's incredibly sad when pasty, doughy pathetic fanboy geeks hanging out in AICN talkback are defending BB4 contestants, especially ones who wear a string bikini with their gut hanging out for all of the North American viewing public to see.
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