Aug. 1, 2003, 4:22 p.m. CST
by Darth Arrakis
I refuse to say "first"
Aug. 1, 2003, 4:40 p.m. CST
by Lance Rock
...How 'bout a review of a Post-Human draft?
Aug. 1, 2003, 4:50 p.m. CST
and wheres that "white stuff" guy?
Aug. 1, 2003, 5:10 p.m. CST
Was alot better in the early 90's when it was a Kids in the Hall skit.
Aug. 1, 2003, 5:24 p.m. CST
..oh, by the way, did anybody else hear that Britney Fucking Spears may be playing Daisy Duke? My God, I can hardly fuckin WAIT! Those shorts!!!!!
Aug. 1, 2003, 5:49 p.m. CST
Disclaimer: I've seen a fair amount of Hong Kong movies, including Tsui Hark flicks. Found 'em to be enjoyable. So I rented Tsui Hark's Vampire Hunters last week. What a stinking piece of crap! It's like Tsui Hark suddenly reverted to a 21-year-old film student. The editing was choppy, the soundtrack almost nonexistent, the vampire was just a big dummy on a wire . . . muy estupido! It wasn't even funny like Heroic Trio or the cheapass sequel (sorry I forget the name). Now Green Snake is funny, sexy, fantastical. It drags in places but overall it's worth watching. I know you all want to see Maggie Cheung as a snake-woman trying to seduce a Buddhist monk . . .
Aug. 1, 2003, 6:20 p.m. CST
This movie had me when people said it would be a graphic movie like Battle Royale. Bring on the uber-gore! Anyways it seems that Anthony Anderson will be playing the part of Boss Hog. If you don't know who he is I'll give you a hint. "We put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo and now he's hopping awayyyyyy!". So it seems Paul Walker, Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, and Anthony "Cradle 2 Grave and Kangaroo Jack" Anderson are doing a movie. My, my, my, we're in for a world of suck.
Aug. 1, 2003, 6:21 p.m. CST
by Cash Bailey
Aug. 1, 2003, 6:50 p.m. CST
by Jack Burton
Hopefully Lion's Gate will once again step the rescue of the movies that won't get theater release here. "Suicide Club" sounds great. There has been a hell of a lot great horror lately and until recently we have been stuck with the likes of "Ghost Ship" and Darkness FAlls".Hopefully "Freddy vs. Jason" will do gangbusters and show there is a market for well-done horror. (based on initial reviews, I haven't seen it yet.) Although I like the fact the "industry experts" were shocked at how well "28 Days Later" did against "Full Throttle." Proving once again that hollywood is totally clueless.
Aug. 1, 2003, 7:24 p.m. CST
by super Cucaracha
Aug. 1, 2003, 7:26 p.m. CST
by super Cucaracha
Aug. 1, 2003, 7:34 p.m. CST
I watch a ton of Asian films and was pretty let down by this movie after all the hype. The movie is a bit of a mess really. It seemed to me like the director wasn't sure which to take the material in. Therefore, the ends being a schizophrenic mix of black comedy (like the blood splattered intro, which is cool), horror, semi-serious cop drama (the dad with family problems if i recall correctly) and high camp (the scene in the bowling alley, which comes completely out of nowhere, but is the highpoint of the movie, imo).
Aug. 1, 2003, 8:21 p.m. CST
by Smegohki II
VH was good campy fun. I was in tears from laughing at a few points. If you have a chance to see it in theaters, go with a bunch of friends and MST the hell out of it.
Aug. 1, 2003, 9:27 p.m. CST
by super Cucaracha
Aug. 1, 2003, 10:04 p.m. CST
the movie is called suicide circle. in the film the is a group called the suicide club, but that is not the films name. anyway, i ordered it expecting a great and gory film along the lines of battle royale. this is about the only import dvd i ever regret buying, and i have quite a few of them. scenes described in detail here that sound sweet are a letdown apon actual viewing. and it will be more of a letdown since this reviewer decided to desribe pretty much all the big plot elements of the entire film. there are some cool moments throughout the film, but the ending just totally kills the entire thing. one of the worst endings i have ever seen. it's not a horror movie either as some advertise it. it has maybe 1 or 2 creepy scenes and that's it. buyer beware. but if you must have it, search E-bay. that's where i got my entire asian dvd collection.
Aug. 1, 2003, 11:30 p.m. CST
And I hate him for it!
Aug. 2, 2003, 1:46 a.m. CST
Yum yum, I just think he is one of the sexiest men alive. Oh my God what a hunk I love everything about him, especially his voice and his shock of black hair. Yum I would love to run my hands through it, yum yum yum.
Aug. 2, 2003, 2:48 p.m. CST
by Syd Mead
Don't bring your wife or girlfriend for starters. She will get hit on more times than a Coney Island bumper car. What's not to like huh? An olympic stadium that's a worst design than the Magino Line. The provinces official food consists of "Joe Louie", a stale turd of a chocolate snack cake. Some fries called "Poutine" that are greasier than French hooker's slit in July as they are made with white blobs of cheese curds and burnt cafeteria style gravy (oh ...yum) and a can of Laurentide Beer. A flat beer that is the worst in Canada as it's strained through hockey player's jock strap after sweaty third period. Tastes the same warm or cold. Which is la shit. What's to like?? Three things are good in life Conan if you go to La Belle Provinc
Aug. 2, 2003, 5:48 p.m. CST
Syd I got no idea who you are but your fucking wrong, obviously you've never even been to montreal cause you got no idea what its like. It's way better than most cities in North America at least people speak 2 languages and are educated. The restaurants dont all serve the same things (ie hamburgers and steak) they have real food from all over the world. They have the best summer festivals and strippers? what the hell are you going on about? there are strippers everywhere in canada and the US you wanna see lots of strippers go to Niagara Falls cause thats where little 15yo girls run off too and some dirty old men pay them money to strip which is completly wrong. Yeah ok maybe the olympic stadium isnt the best but everyone knows that already its not anything new. If you wanna bash a fucking city like that at least know what your talking about.
Aug. 3, 2003, 12:05 a.m. CST
Danm i'm glad i saw them, and the fuck i missed bubba.
Aug. 3, 2003, 12:48 p.m. CST
I watched an Hammer film recently with Christofer Lee as Dracula called "Dracula:Prince of Darkness" and guess what? The vampires in it were SCARY! Imagine that! They had mystic, they were mysterious wich made me realise what I had forgotten long ago that fuck, I actually love horror films. Just not what we see these days.
Aug. 3, 2003, 1:07 p.m. CST
Oy vey. If only this had been posted a month ago. Being a huge Vampire nut,I made the mistake of buying vampire Hunters. After one viewing I wanted my $15 back.
Aug. 4, 2003, 12:56 p.m. CST
Maybe... I caught a piece on NPR's All things considered about Japanese web sites where people who want commit suicide find other people who want to commit suicide and get together commit suicide in a group. I'd never heard anything so f'd up before. But it's even more stunning that a movie's been made along the same lines.