I am – Hercules!!

It’s the NBC premiere dates! (Mixed in with those of CBS, Fox and UPN, since those are available too. For those wondering what’s become of “Alias,” “Karen Sisco,” “Gilmore Girls” and “Angel,” know that ABC and the WB have not quite announced their premiere dates.)

• All of Us (UPN) - Sept. 16 8:30 p.m.
• American Dreams – Sept. 28 8 p.m.
• American Juniors (Fox) - Oct. 28 8 p.m.
• America's Most Wanted (Fox) - Sept. 13 9 p.m.
• Arrested Development (Fox) - Nov. 2 9:30 p.m.
• Becker (CBS) - Oct. 1 9:30 p.m.
• Bernie Mac Show (Fox) - Oct. 29 9 p.m.
• Boomtown – Sept. 26 10 p.m.
• Boston Public (Fox) - Sept. 26 9 p.m.
• Brotherhood of Poland, N.H. (CBS) - Sept. 24 10 p.m.
• Cedric the Entertainer Presents (Fox) - Oct. 29 9:30 p.m.
• Cold Case (CBS) - Sept. 28 8 p.m.
• Cops (Fox) - Sept. 13 8 p.m.
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS) - Sept. 25 9 p.m.
• CSI: Miami (CBS) - Sept. 22 10 p.m.
• Coupling – Sept. 25 9:30 p.m.
• District (CBS) - Sept. 27 10 p.m.
• Ed – Sept. 24 8 p.m.
• ER – Sept. 25 10 p.m.
• Friends – Sept. 25 8 p.m.
• Enterprise (UPN) - Sept. 10 8 p.m.
• Eve (UPN) - Sept. 15 8:30 p.m.
• Everybody Loves Raymond (CBS) - Sept. 22 9 p.m.
• Fear Factor – Sept. 22 8 p.m.
• Frasier – Sept. 23 9 p.m.
• 48 Hours Investigates (CBS) - Sept. 27 8 p.m.
• Good Morning, Miami – Sept. 30 9:30 p.m.
• Girlfriends (UPN) - Sept. 15 9 p.m.
• Guardian (CBS) - Sept. 23 9 p.m.
• Hack (CBS) - Sept. 27 9 p.m.
• Half and Half (UPN) - Sept. 15 9:30 p.m.
• Handler (CBS) - Sept. 26 10 p.m.
• Happy Family – Sept. 23 8:30 p.m.
• JAG (CBS) - Sept. 26 9 p.m.
• Jake 2.0 (UPN) - Sept. 10 9 p.m.
• Joan of Arcadia (CBS) - Sept. 26 8 p.m.
• Joe Millionaire (Fox) - Oct. 20 8 p.m.
• Judging Amy (CBS) - Sept. 23 10 p.m.
• King of Queens (CBS) - Sept. 24 9 p.m.
• King of the Hill (Fox) - Nov. 2 7:30 p.m.
• Las Vegas – Sept. 29 9 p.m.
• Law & Order – Sept. 24 10 p.m.
• Law & Order: CI – Sept. 28 9 p.m.
• Law & Order SVU – Sept. 23 10 p.m.
• Luis (Fox) - Sept. 26 8:30 p.m.
• Lyon’s Den – Sept. 28 10 p.m.
• Malcolm in the Middle (Fox) - Nov. 2 9 p.m.
• Minute with Stan Hooper (Fox) - Oct. 29 8:30 p.m.
• Miss Match – Sept. 26 8 p.m.
• Mullets (UPN) - Sept. 11 9 30 p.m.
• Navy NCIS (CBS) - Sept. 23 8 p.m.
• O.C. (Fox) - Aug. 5 9 p.m.
• One on One (UPN) - Sept. 16 8 p.m.
• Ortegas (Fox) - Nov. 2 8:30 p.m.
• Parkers (UPN) - Sept. 15 8 p.m.
• Rock Me Baby (UPN) - Sept. 16 9 p.m.
• Scrubs – Oct. 2 8:30 p.m.
• Simpsons (Fox) - Nov. 2 8 p.m.
• 60 Minutes (CBS) - Sept. 28 7 p.m.
• 60 Minutes II (CBS) - Sept. 24 8 p.m.
• Skin (Fox) - Oct. 20 9 p.m.
• Still Standing (CBS) - Sept. 22 8:30 p.m.
• Survivor (CBS) - Sept. 18 8 p.m.
• That '70s Show (Fox) - Oct. 29 8 p.m.
• Third Watch – Sept. 22 10 p.m.
• Tru Calling (Fox) - Oct. 30 8 p.m.
• 24 (Fox) - Oct. 28 9 p.m.
• Two and a Half Men (CBS) - Sept. 22 9:30 p.m.
• Wanda at Large (Fox) - Sept. 26 8 p.m.
• West Wing – Sept. 24 9 p.m.
• Whoopi – Sept. 23 8 p.m.
• Will & Grace – Sept. 25 8:45 p.m.
• Without a Trace (CBS) - Sept. 25 10 p.m.
• WWE Smackdown! (UPN) - Sept. 11 8 p.m.
• Yes, Dear (CBS) - Sept. 22 8 p.m.

Wubba Who? Don’t know anything about the new ones? A Herculean rundown:

* ALL OF US (8:30 p.m. Tuesdays. UPN. After “One on One” and opposite “Gilmore Girls,” “American Juniors”/”American Idol,” “Navy CIS,” “I’m With Her,” “Happy Family.”) Sitcom based on the domestic life of Will Smith and second wife Jada Pinkett Smith. From writer-producer Betsy Borns (“Roseanne,” “George & Leo,” “Three Sisters,” “Friends”). With Duane Martin ("Deliver Us from Eva" ), Tony Rock ("The Chris Rock Show,” “Battlebots" ), LisaRaye (“The Wood”), Khamani Griffin ("Daddy Day Care" ) and Elise Neal ("The Hughleys,” “Mission to Mars").

* ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (9:30 p.m. Sundays. Fox. After “Malcolm in the Middle” and opposite “Alias,” “Tarzan & Jane” and “Law & Order: Criminal Intent.”) A young widower finds his plans to move with his son to Arizona waylaid by his father’s arrest for illegal accounting practices. From Mitch Hurwitz (“The Golden Girls,” “The John Larroquette Show,” “The Ellen Show”). With Jason Bateman (“The Sweetest Thing”), Portia De Rossi (“Ally McBeal”), Michael Cera (“Confessions of a Dangerous Mind”), Alia Shawkat (“Three Kings”), Jessica Walter (“Oh Baby”), Will Arnett (“The Mike O’Malley Show”), Jeffrey Tambor (“That Was Then,” “Malibu’s Most Wanted”) and David Cross (“Scary Movie 2,” “Men in Black II”).

* THE BROTHERHOOD OF POLAND, N.H. (10 p.m Wednesdays. CBS. Opposite “South Park,” “Law & Order” and “Karen Sisco.”) Three hockey-playing brothers grow up to become their small town’s mayor, police captain and unemployed crazy. From David E. Kelley (“Lake Placid,” “Mystery, Alaska,” “Picket Fences,” “The Practice,” “Boston Public,” “Girls Club”). With Randy Quaid (“The Adventures of Pluto Nash”), Brian Haley (“The Man Who Wasn’t There”), John Carroll Lynch (“The Good Girl”), Mare Winningham (“Wyatt Earp,” “Georgia”), Elizabeth McGovern (“The House of Mirth”), Ann Cusack (“America’s Sweethearts”), Cleo King (“Boston Public”) and Angela Goethals (“Changing Lanes,” “Do Over”).

* COLD CASE (8 p.m. Sundays. CBS. Opposite “American Dreams,” “The Simpsons” and Charmed.”) The only female detective on Philadelphia’s homicide squad discovers she has a penchant for solving unsolved murders. .From producers Jerry Bruckheimer & Jonathan Littman (“CSI,” “CSI: Miami,” “Without A Trace,” “Skin,” “Fearless”) and writer-producer Meredith Stiehm (“Northern Exposure,” “ER”). With Kathryn Morris (“The Contender,” “Minority Report” ), John Finn (“Catch Me If You Can,” “The Hunted”), Mel Winkler (“A Life Less Ordinary”), Justin Chambers (“The Musketeer,” “The Wedding Planner”) and Jeremy Ratchford (“Angel Eyes”).

* COUPLING (9:30 p.m. Thursdays. NBC. After “Will & Grace” and opposite “CSI, “WWE Smackdown,” “The O.C.” and “Extreme Makeover.”) American version of the “Friends”-ish British hit about three men and three women who find themselves coping with a long history of intra-group relationships. From writer-producer Phoef Sutton (“Cheers,” “Newhart”). With Rena Sofer (“Ed,” “Just Shoot Me”), Jay Harrington (“The Division”), Colin Ferguson (“The Opposite of Sex”), Lindsay Price (“View From the Top”), Sonya Walger (“The Mind of the Married Man”) and Christopher Moynihan (“The Fighting Fitzgeralds”).

* THE HANDLER (10 p.m. Fridays. CBS. Opposite “Boomtown.”) Crime drama about a Los Angeles-based FBI agent who specializes in training undercover agents for stings. From writer-producer Chris Haddock (“MacGyver”). With Joe Pantoliano (“Daredevil,” “Bad Boys II”), Anna Belknap (“Deadline”), Hill Harper (“The Court”), Lola Glaudini (“Blow,” “The Sopranos”) and Tanya Wright (“24”).

* HAPPY FAMILY (8:30 p.m. Tuesdays. NBC. After “Whoopi” and opposite “Gilmore Girls,” “American Juniors”/”American Idol,” “I’m With Her,” “All of Us” and “Navy CIS.”) A middle-aged couple are frustrated by their inability to pry away their grown children. From writer-producers Moses Port & David Guarascio (“Mad About You,” “Just Shoot Me!”). With John Larroquette (“Night Court,” “The John Larroquette Show”), Christine Baranski (“Cybill”), Tyler Francavilla (“Boston Public”), Susan Gibney (“Crossing Jordan”), Hamish Linklater (“Gideon's Crossing”) and Mealanie Deanne Moore.

* JAKE 2.0 (9 p.m. Wednesdays. UPN. Opposite “Angel,” “The West Wing,” “The Bachelor,” “Bernie Mac” and “The King of Queens.”) Comic sci-fi adventure about a computer geek who becomes a government agent after microscopic robots invade his body and give him superpowers. From writer-producers Gina Matthews (“Popular”), Grant Scharbo (“The Wishing Tree” ), Silvio Horta (“Urban Legend,” “The Chronicle”) and David Greenwalt (“Angel,” “Miracles”). With Christopher Gorham (“Popular,” “Odyssey 5”), Marina Black (“Six Feet Under”), Matt Czuchry (“Eight Legged Freaks”), Judith Scott (“CSI” ) and Keegan Connor Tracy (“40 Days and 40 Nights,” “Final Destination 2”).

* JOAN OF ARCADIA (8 p.m. Fridays. CBS. Opposite “Reba,” “George Lopez,” “Wanda At Large” and “Miss Match.”) Comedy-drama about a police chief’s teen daughter who starts having conversations with God. From writer-producer Barbara Hall (“Moonlighting,” “Northern Exposure, “ “Chicago Hope,” “ER,” “Judging Amy”). With Amber Tamblyn (“The Ring”), Joe Mantegna (“First Monday”), Mary Steenburgen (“Sunshine State”), Michael Welch (“Star Trek: Insurrection”) and Jason Ritter (“Swimfan”).

* LAS VEGAS (9 p.m. Mondays. NBC. Opposite “Everwood,” “Monday Night Football” and “Everybody Loves Raymond.”) Drama about a private security force employed by one of Las Vegas’ biggest casinos. From writer-producer Gary Scott Thompson (“Split Second,” “The Fast and the Furious”). With Josh Duhamel (“All My Children”), James Caan (“City of Ghosts”), Nikki Cox (“Nikki”), model Molly Sims, James Lesure (“For Your Love”), Nessa Holt and Vanessa Marcil (“Beverly Hills, 90210,” “The Rock”).

* LUIS (8:30 p.m. Fridays. Fox. After “Wanda At Large” and opposite a bunch of new shows: “Joan of Arcadia,” “Miss Match,” “Back to Kansas” and “Like Family.”) Comedy about a landlord and donut-shop owner in New York’s Spanish Harlem. From writer-producer Will Gluck (“The John Larroquette Show,” “Grosse Pointe,” “The Fighting Fitzgeralds,” “Andy Richter Controls The Universe”). With Luis Guzman (“Anger Management”), Jaclyn DeSantis (“Road Trip”), Diana-Maria Riva (“Philly,” “Sabrina the Teenage Witch”), Malcolm Barrett (“Swimfan”) and Charlie Day (“Bad Company”).

* THE LYON’S DEN (10 p.m. Sundays. NBC. Opposite “The Dead Zone” and “The Practice,”) Drama about the lawyer-son of a prominent political family who works at a 150-year-old Washington law firm. From writer-producer Remi Aubuchon (“Chicago Hope,” “From the Earth to the Moon,” “24”). With Rob Lowe (“The West Wing”), Matt Craven (“From the Earth to the Moon,” “L.A. Doctors”), Kyle Chandler (“Early Edition,” “What About Joan”), Elizabeth Mitchell (“ER,” “The Beast,” “The Santa Clause 2”), David Krumholtz (“The Santa Clause 2”), James Pickens Jr. (“Traffic”) and Frances Fisher (“Glory Days”).

* A MINUTE WITH STAN HOOPER (8:30 p.m. Wednesdays. Fox. After “That ‘70s Show” and opposite “”Smallville,” “Enterprise,” “Ed” and “60 Minutes II.”) A world-famous TV newsmagazine commentator encounters many a quirky resident when he moves from Manhattan to Waterford Falls, Wis. From writer-producers Barry Kemp (“Taxi,” “Newhart,” “Coach”) and Norm Macdonald (“The Norm Show”). With Norm Macdonald (“The Norm Show”), Penelope Ann Miller (“Along Came A Spider”), Eric Lively (“American Pie”), Reagan Dale Neis (“Malcolm in the Middle,” “Maybe It’s Me”), Brian Howe (“Catch Me If You Can”), Garret Dillahunt (“Leap Years”), and Daniel Roebuck (“Agent Cody Banks”).

* MISS MATCH (8 p.m. Fridays. NBC. Opposite “Reba,” “George Lopez,” “Wanda At Large” and “Joan of Arcadia.”) Comedy-drama about a divorce lawyer who finds herself moonlighting as matchmaker. From writer-producers Darren Star (“Sex and the City,” “Grosse Pointe,” “The $treet”) and Jeff Rake (“The $treet”). With Alicia Silverstone (“Love’s Labour’s Lost”), Ryan O'Neal (“Malibu’s Most Wanted”), James Roday (“Showtime”), David Conrad (“Relativity,” “Men of Honor”) and Jodi Long (“The Hot Chick”).

* THE MULLETS (9:30 p.m. Tuesdays. UPN. After “Rock Me Baby” and opposite “24,” “The Guardian,” “Fearless,” “Less Than Perfect” and “Good Morning, Miami.”) White-trash twentysomethings dream of bigger things. From writer-producers Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein (“The Simpsons,” “Mission Hill”). With Michael Weaver ("Super Troopers" ), David Hornsby ("Six Feet Under"), Loni Anderson ("A Night at the Roxbury") and John O'Hurley ("Cursed").

* NAVY CIS (8 p.m. Tuesdays. CBS. Opposite “Gilmore Girls,” “American Juniors/American Idol,” “Eight Simples Rules” and “One on One.”) Drama about military detectives charged with investigating crimes connected to the Navy and Marine Corps. From Donald P. Bellisario (“Magnum, P.I.,” “Airwolf,” “Quantum Leap,” “JAG,” “First Monday”). With Mark Harmon (“Chicago Hope,” “The West Wing”), Michael Weatherly (“Dark Angel”), David McCallum (“The Education of Max Bickford” ) and Pauley Perrette (“The Ring”).

* THE O.C. (9 p.m. Thursdays. Fox. Opposite “CSI,” “Will & Grace,” “Coupling,” “Extreme Makeover” and “What I Like About You.”) Nighttime soap about the many secrets the kids and parents in a wealthy Orange County community keep from each other. From writer-producer Josh Schwartz (“The Joe Bonilla Show”) and producer-directors Doug Liman (“Go,” “The Bourne Identity”) and McG (“Charlie's Angels,” “Fastlane”). With Benjamin McKenzie, Mischa Barton (“The Sixth Sense,” “Once and Again”), Adam Brody (“The Ring”), Peter Gallagher (“Mr. Deeds”), Tate Donovan (“Mister Sterling”), Kelly Rowan (“Three to Tango,” “Boomtown”) and Melinda Clarke (“Spawn”).

* THE ORTEGAS (8:30 p.m. Sundays. Fox. After “The Simpsons” and opposite “American Dreams” and “Charmed.”) Comedy, based on the hit BBC series “The Kumars at No. 42,” about a first-generation Mexican-American who hosts a talk show out of his backyard studio in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley. From writer-producer Wally Wolodarsky (“The Simpsons,” “Sibs,” “The Oblongs”). With Al Madrigal, Cheech Marin (the “Spy Kids” series), Terri Hoyos (“Bulworth,” “Town & Country”) and Renee Victor (“The Apostle”).

* ROCK ME BABY (9 p.m. Tuesdays. UPN. Opposite “24,” “Frasier,” “The Guardian,” “According to Jim” and “Fearless.”) A radio “shock jock” tries to balance public persona with private when he married into a new family. From writer-producers Bob Myer (“Cybill,” “Nikki”) and Tim Kelleher (“First Kid,” “Off Centre”). With Dan Cortese ("Veronica's Closet"), Bianca Kajlich ("Halloween: Resurrection" ), Carl Anthony Payne ("Martin") and Joey Slotnick (“Hollow Man,” "Alias").

* SKIN (9 p.m. Mondays. Fox. Opposite “Everwood,” “Monday Night Football” and “Everybody Loves Raymond.”) Two teens – the son of a district attorney and the daughter of the pornographer the D.A. is prosecuting – fall for each other. From producers Jerry Bruckheimer & Jonathan Littman (“CSI,” “CSI: Miami,” “Without A Trace,” “Fearless”) and writer-producer Jim Leonard (“Night Visions,” “Thieves”). With D.J. Cotrona, Olivia Wilde, Ron Silver (“The West Wing”), Kevin Anderson (“Nothing Sacred”), D.W. Moffett (“Traffic”), Rachel Ticotin (“Con Air”) and Pamela Gidley (“Strange Luck,” “The Pretender”).

* TRU CALLING (8 p.m. Thursdays. Fox. Opposite “Survivor,” “Friends,” “Scrubs” and “WWE Smackdown.”) A grad student discovers she has the ability to go back in time one day to prevent horrible occurances. From writer-producer Jon Feldman (“The Wonder Years,” “Dawson’s Creek,” “Roswell,” “American Dreams”). With Eliza Dushku (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), Jessica Collins (“Catch Me If You Can”), A.J. Cook (“The Virgin Suicides,” “Final Destination 2”), and Zach Galifianakis (“Corky Romano,” “Below”).

* TWO AND A HALF MEN (9:30 p.m. Mondays. CBS. After “Everybody Loves Raymond” and opposite “Everwood,” “Monday Night Football” and “Half and Half.”) A jingle-writing playboy finds his bachelor life disrupted when his brother and nephew unexpectedly move in with him. From writer-producers Chuck Lorre (“Dharma & Greg”), and Lee Aronsohn (“Grace Under Fire,” “Cybill”). With Charlie Sheen (“Spin City”), Jon Cryer (“The Famous Teddy Z,” “The Trouble With Normal”), Blythe Danner (“Presidio Med,” “Meet the Parents” ) and Marin Hinkle (“Once and Again,” “Dark Blue”).

* WHOOPI (8 p.m. Tuesdays. NBC. Opposite “Gilmore Girls,” “American Juniors”/”American Idol,” “Eight Simple Rules,” “I’m With Her,” “All of Us” and “Navy CIS.”) A one-hit wonder turned hotel manager opens a lounge in the hotel where she can sing. From writer-producers Bonnie & Terry Turner (“3rd Rock From the Sun,” “That ‘70s Show,” “Days Like These,” “Normal, Ohio,” “That ‘80s Show”). With Whoopi Goldberg (“Hollywood Squares”), Omid Djalili (“Spy Game,” “The Mummy” ) and Wren T. Brown (“Biker Boyz” ).

I am – Hercules!!