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UPDATED- AICN & The Alamo Drafthouse: A Summer Camp Nightmare featuring FREDDY VS JASON with the real Freddy & Jason!
Want CAMP HACKNSLASH STUFF? CLICK HERE! The Art for this came at the last minute - so these items won't be at the event, but if you want them, to remember the event - here they are! ENJOY!
Hey folks, Harry here -- Here's the latest information! CLICK HERE TO BE ENLIGHTENED ABOUT THE SLAUGHTER!
Hey folks, Harry here... Tim League and I sometimes spend months concocting schemes to make movie going more special and insane than we've made it before. Last year, we threw an All-Night Horror-thon at an abandoned Insane Asylum, with a real graveyard, a real prison with searchlights and a very very early screening of CABIN FEVER along with quite a few other goodies. It was surely a night to remember. This time, Tim and I are deliberately attempting to be more ambitious than last time....
I've been covering the development of FREDDY VS JASON on AICN for a full 6 years now, and I've known about the concept that there could be one for far longer than that. It has been one of those Fanboy Masturbation Projects that has seemingly always been dangled in front of us, but now.... Now it is here. Now the film is in our grasps!
Tim and I didn't want to unveil FREDDY VS JASON in any sort of normal way. HELL... We didn't even want to do it in the vaunted halls of one of the many Alamo Drafthouses popping up around the world. No... This was too special. The second the word came back from test screenings that FREDDY VS JASON was exactly what it was supposed to be... two gore icons tearing the shit out of one another with all the glee and joy and sidebar teens like sprigs of parsley... well... That got Tim and Mine's noodles a-cookin'!
We could find ELM street in Austin and do a big block party, but that would just be lame. HOWEVER, going out into the Hill Country to one of those creepy as hell Summer Camp facilities... Out in the woods... Water for scary shit to come out of... Cabins to die in... Yes... A Summer Camp Massacre-thon!
Then we contacted NEW LINE with our idea. You see, we wanted to have FREDDY & JASON out in the woods with us... We wanted them there to kill the fornicators and potheads... Yes! We want those that sleep this night to die a most grisly death! New Line was delighted with the concept and have decided to give us the co-operation of their talent and their film. So AUGUST 9th became the date!
This will be THE way to see the film. Sometimes, Horror Geeks Must Be INSANE! This is one of those times. A Summer Camp for HORROR GEEKS at CAMP HACKNSLASH - in dorky T-shirts and dorky shorts! The way Summer Camp was meant to be endured. Doing incredibly dorky things and then enjoying the most insane of Summer Camp Entertainment!
A chance to see the film with Freddy & Jason (aka Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger!) A chance to gather with an audience of absolutely INSANE DEPRAVED HORROR FANS IN THE WOODS... ALL NIGHT LONG... AND SURVIVE???? Here's Tim's rundown of the event... Are you ready? I'll see you there!
Freddy vs Jason Premiere: Alamo Summer Camp
Ain't It Cool News presents:
A Rolling Roadshow Production:
The Ultimate Summer Camp Experience
All-Day Summer Camp Fun with an An all-night Summer Camp Horror Marathon
Saturday, August 9, all day, all night.
Tickets on sale now!
We're not going to fill you in on all of the secrets of this highlight of the July-August calendar, but suffice it to say, we plan to top the experience of last year's horror all-nighter at the insane asylum. Campers will arrive at Camp Alamo at 2 PM on Saturday for check-in, be divided into tribes, each with a camp counsellor. The day activities will include arts and crafts, capture the flag, a nature walk, naptime, a nutritious supper and breakfast, a tribal counsel, a bonfire, storytelling, smores and a quadruple feature of balls-to-the-wall horror films with camp slaughter as a theme. The evening will also be the world premiere theatrical screening of Freddy vs. Jason, with Freddy and Jason (Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger) live in person. This is important to note, because all fornicators and sleepers will be butchered.
Tickets are $40 include:
A nutritious supper
Fruit punch
Camp T-Shirt
Camp Tube Socks (must be worn up to the knee-wear your own short shorts!)
A nutritious breakfast
smores
campfire stories
Q&A by the stars, producer and director of Freddy vs. Jason
3 additional summer camp films
and a slew of horror trailers
A minimum of three arts and crafts and activities, including, but not limited to:
Hot Dog Eating Contest
Dizzy Izzy
3 legged race
Balloon toss
Sack race
Egg toss
Mask decorating
Wet T-Shirt Contest
Archery
Bong Building
Duct Tape Wallet making
Tubing
Snipe Hunt
Dodge Ball
and more, more, more!
This is the biggest, most ambitious Rolling Roadshow event to date. Tickets will go fast, so reserve yours early. Tickets are $40 and are on sale now. There are a limited number of spots at camp, so get yours today!
The T-Shirt design has been selected! Click here to check out the winning design and name: CAMP HACKNSLASH. The pictured image is the counsellor shirt, camper shirts will be powder blue. Thanks to Neil Cook who won the T-shirt design contest and James Fotinos who came up with the camp name!
Check in is at 2 PM, activities start at 3 PM. The location of the camp will be emailed to everyone one week prior to camp, and posted on the web the morning of camp. Camp is within 20 miles of Austin. We are keeping the location secret to avoid gate crashers.Click Here To Score Your Tickets!!!!
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If I'd known this a little earlier, i would have traveled all the way from europe, to go to this slaughter fest!!!!!
Damn, next let me know a little earlier than 2 weeks before! -
Kane, half-brother of the Undertaker! At least, he wore a mask until a few weeks ago, at which time he removed it to show the world a horrible haircut! Members of AICN could talk for days about whether or not this was a wise move by the WWE if AICN would only give us a WWE Talkback.
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Fanboys, you can do your thing now.
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I'm with you - he IS !
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Well, he isnt Jason in this movie so tuff titties.
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Jul 23, 2003 9:15:11 AM CDT
I was a Councilor at the camp where they Filmed Friday the 13th
by roborob
Yes Programs I taught Archery at Ken-Mont Camp in Connecticut, the Very Camp where they filmed Friday the 13th 2. Not much was left but I knew I was safe. Its easy All you have to do to survive from these Horror loosers is do as I did, Go Robo.
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Jul 23, 2003 9:19:00 AM CDT
To quote Hammerhead: "how gay is this?" Hammerhead? You know t
by lance rock
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Greetings Tim and Harry.
Prof. Griffin here. (The ONE AND ONLY television horror host in Texas.) The buzz is-a-going.. It seems word of this event is starting to reach all corners of the world. One concern is....there has been NO MENTION of Prof. Griffin and the cast of The Midnight Shadow Show. We have been asked by the Alamo planning team to be at Camp Hacknslash (great name by the way!) to host trivia and are providing entertainment. (Sketches, Song Parodies, and even Fire Dancing!!!)
Please be sure that you mention Prof. Griffin's Midnight Shadow Show as being present at the event.
The newest episode of Prof. Griffin's Midnght Shadow Show is a tribute to Jason and Freddy and will premiere THIS Friday at 11:00 on Time Warner Cable Channel 16 and repeat next Friday as well.
My website has also been dedicated to the Freddy vs. Jason premiere and a link has been made to the Alamo for fans of The Midnight Shadow Show to purchase tickets.
Please contact me ASAP and lets discuss what we have planned for the presentation/program.
Rest In Peace,
Prof. Griffin
The Midnight Shadow Show
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Jul 23, 2003 9:20:19 AM CDT
Rock!! No, wait. A wet t-shirt contest? Are we talking hot horr
by big bad clone
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How bout hot dog eating? Enquiring minds want to know
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Englund and the fake Jason are going to roll their eyes and whisper to each other how lame this has become if he sees you assclowns in tight little girl shorts and tube socks. Try to have SOME semblance of NON-nerdery. GET LAID Harry. Jeeeezus. Next thing you know, you'll show an Alien vs Predator vs. Batman film
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I went ahead and signed myself up...
I wanted to go to the asylum last year but I just moved to Austin at that time and I didn't want to go by myself. But now I'm still going by myself because I don't know anyone who likes these kinds of events but what the hell sounds like fun to me! -
Fuckin A!~
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Jul 23, 2003 10:21:28 AM CDT
Bloody Americans..always trying to kill each other in the name o
by bankyedwards2309
Yet again u Yanks are taking great pride in gathering in small groups and then taking it upon yourselves to try and massacre one another until the sun rises the next morning. Ho hum!!
Why dosen't any one in England every get the 'jacobs' to organise an event like these. I know it's tacky and over blown and very sterotypically American, but hey.. we seem to follow every other example the show us (fast food,fat people,bombing innocent people, wolrd domination in the name of freedom! ..) so why not summit like this? Why sit in a sticky cinema with crap audio when we could be sat in the woods..cold,wet,hungry and shitting yerself at the thought of getting up and going the toilet on ya own!!!
I suggest a showing of Dog Soldiers in the woods with tents..or American werewolf in London out in the middle of the Yorkshire Moors..class.
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will this event have any connection to the BNAT 2003 tickets?
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I've been to many AICN and Alamo events while I was a college student in Texas, before I moved back to Mexico City. BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 3 had more women than men attend. The same is true for many of there special screenings. And many are babes from Austin's Avant-Guarde, and music and art community, so knock off this fan boy nerd bullshit... these are hip, fun events... at the Insane Horror All Nighter, there were actually people getting laid on the Hospital's embalming tables... True Fact!
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Does New Line know about THAT one? I mean, it's not like it's THAT hard to hook a tube up to a coke bottle... Are we going to go out into the woods to carve a log into a really BIG bowl, just like our revered ancestors did, or something? And do we have to bring our own baggies? Or is this just some massive trick so we're build our bong, use it, and then get hacked to ribbons while slowly saying "whhooooaaahhhh." I don't trust you! You're out to get me! Ah god, the paranoia! AAAAAAHHHHHHH
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I see potential for a real horror film with a now insane Kane Hodder showing up dressed as Jason and killing everyone in sight. Get it all on video and you have a fil that kick's Blair Witces ASS!
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Jul 23, 2003 12:45:13 PM CDT
You will never hear me say this again so mark it down: I wish I
by industrykiller
I am one of Harry's biggest critics but reading about this I gotta give you mad credit here, this is just an awesome idea. Being a hardcore slasher fan I've dreamed about something like this going down but alas it will never happen in my neck of the woods. There also couldn't be a better movie to use as an excuse. Damn everyone who gets to go to this, I am sooooooo jealous.
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Jul 23, 2003 1:05:35 PM CDT
Who ever taught the Brits how to get on the internet should be s
by blacket-man
I mean that's about as stupid as who ever gave women the right to vote.
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Isn't that like opening a place in Pittsburgh and calling it the Liberty Bell Tavern? sk
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Jul 23, 2003 1:47:08 PM CDT
Um, I'm sorry...but I recall that half of Europe (mainly the UK)
by lost skeleton
...taking over other countries and trying to "Europoeonize" them. I'm sorry, but it seems that the US is steady cleaning up after the mess that Europe started- especially the British. Go fuck yourself Eurotrash.
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I read about this on the Alamo website a few days ago, supposedly Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child is going to be there to answer questions too. she's not the hottest one but can you imagine the reaction she might have to people in short shorts and knee high socks? Anyways wish I could go but I'll be at lollapalooza all day. :(
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Jul 23, 2003 3:16:06 PM CDT
Nobody's gonna go to this unless you can get Katharine Isabelle
by moriarity report
Ohhhhh, Katharine Isabelle. I'd like to eat hot dogs with her.
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After checking last years forecast for Austin area. calculated temp at this fat camp will be high of 91 with humidity hovering around 70% for a heat index of 99 degrees. With overnight low of 79. Watching scary flicks in the woods and no breeze to cool off while amongst the best that Humanity offers, sounds like fun...
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sorry I had to miss this one, too. Sounds like a B.O. extravaganza!
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TIME\AOL\WARNER SPONSERS ALL-NIGHT DRUG PARAPHANELIA WORKSHOP!
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Hi. Is anyone planning a trip to Austin for this event, and lives anywhere near NYC? If you got room in your car, I would love to go and I would also pay. I'm totally kool and the gang, a big horror fan, and a fun dude. You can reach me at audierules@yahoo.com. Please let me know asap so I can purchase the ticket. Thanks. -
Jul 24, 2003 1:37:32 AM CDT
Bad Boys II is the number one movie in America with the summers
by t-mack 1.01
...and I don't fucking care and I don't fucking care about this Alamo Drafthouse, FvJ fuck-a-thon. For those of us who live in WI, we could care less about some party down in Texas. If I'm going to waste my time at a geek party I'll do it on these talkbacks.
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Jul 24, 2003 5:52:26 PM CDT
SAVE A FILM MAKER ! (Seriously) A FILM MAKER NEEDS OUR HELP!
by the tao of joe
Talk backers. SOme of you might remember some of my earlier posts. My name is The Tao of Joe, also known as Joe Scott. I am a film geek living in Raleigh, North Carolina. I am writing in an attempt to appeal to you all, to try and help my friend Damon Packard. I have never met Damon Packard, but at the insistance of Film Threat Magazine, I purchased a copy of Damon's movie "Reflections of Evil" on a home made dvd. The movie is a zany look at our twisted paranoid life we live in, and I did enjoy it to say the least. After buying this dvd, I have found that Damon has hit upon hard times. You see, Damon is about to be kicked out of his house, because he is broke. He speant all of his money trying to make movies and he is trapped. No joke. THe man will be homeless in a matter of days. BUT we can help him. How you might ask? By purchasing his movies online. Damon is selling copies of Reflections of Evil, as well as his hilarious new opus "The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary" for 10 bones each on vhs. Its a great deal. Of the two films, I would recomend for you guys the star wars one, because it says alot of stuff about star wars that we have all been saying here on this website for a while (I.E. George Lucas died in the 80's). Please people. Buy his movies. Either one, or like I did, both. Buy both of his movies. THey are both good, especially if you invite some friends over and have a few beers. For information on how to buy this movie, go to (http://www.reflectionsofevil.com/pageFM.htm) You wont be sorry that you did. Just think, if you do this, you can show the movie to your friends and say HEY, I HELPED THIS GUY NOT BE HOMELESS!
(Harry, Father Geek, Robo Geek, et al, I know this isn't exactly kosher to cross post, but I need to try and get as many people aware of this as possible as it is an emergency. I will risk banishment if necesarry, but I want to try and actually help another human being.) -
Yep, it's true! August 22! Anyone want to give me a wedding gift? Round-trip air transportation from Jersey to Austin is at the top of my list. Anyone? Anyone? Hello? Is anybody there? Sigh..damn. Okay, can we at least get streaming video of the night. We don't even need sound, and I can wait a week to see FvJ if I have to. But I want to see movie-goers get stalked by Kreuger and Voorhees. That would rule. Oh, and you were a turkey.
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^_^ Hell yeah, Camp Hack-n-Slash here I come! This is actually one of the few times when it *pays* to live in Texas.
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We all know Katherine Isabelle doesn't eat hot dogs.
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I missed the dusk til dawn thing last Halloween because I had to work, but I was going to make sure to go this year. Is Harry saying this is taking the place of that? This event doesn't interest me much, but the abandoned asylum with movies does, I hope he's still planning that event.
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...but then Harry and Tim do something like this! I would love to head down I-35 to Austin for something like this! Stupid Minneapolis!
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Jul 25, 2003 9:53:02 AM CDT
Man, now I really wanna see people get killed at this thing...
by slwalsh
I'll be mucho pissed if there aren't casualties after such a clever idea has been proposed....
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BOO-YAH! Got my tickets yesterday, and I'm driving my sorry butt in from Kansas on the date! Pathetic? Prolly! Sad? Definitely! Gonna have some fun? Oh HELL YEAH! Naysayers start now...but I've been waiting for this movie FOREVER... literally most my conscious life. I'm goin in with mucho advice to myself: it's just a movie, with Freddy fightin' off Jason. And a summer camp, with TUBIN? Wet t-shirt contest? Meeting FREDDY? Oh hell yeah again...I'm so there. Thanks Aint-It-Cool...this kicks so much ass. Anyone else from or near Kansas going? teeter3000@hotmail.com
latas, and hope to see yahs there! - repus -
email me...im forming a carpool
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Kane Hodder will be there???
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I heard that Jason beats Freddy in the end, no details but...
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Jul 26, 2003 1:34:41 AM CDT
SO it is only OK to be unwashed and stinky if you are a beer-swi
by jasondkeldar
Spend your time waxing poetic about the latest tractor pull and how "G88D88N Hollywood" is ruining that masterpiec of cinemtography that was TCM. TCM was a great flick, but UNLIKE "Psycho" could stand a remake, if for nothing else but to make a watchable print of the film again. Even the transfers from the oriinal masters look like hell compared to original look of the film. People campaign for money to save prints of obscure twenties/thrities/forties films because their prints are degenerating, but the age of populist cineam, the sixties and seventies where underground cinema was not controlled by scholck writes working for bad production comanies, but rather home to the likes of Corman and Hooper and Lucas(back then) and Spielberg and Howard. These films suffer from inattention to the prints' quality due to proliferation of video copies, but unfortunately video deteriorates if stored improperly(Yes this means you folks who lay your tapes flat when you take them out of the VCR--techies at TV and production studios included). I have not seen a decent copy of this or most other sixties-seventies B-movies in a long while, and many of the A titles are suffering as well. Someone call for help for them please ??
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Okay, I show up. I'll just bring my big bag of weed and my slutty teen virgin-like chick with the nice rack who screams real good. Nothin' bad will happen right? RIGHT!?!
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No! Nobody fall for it. This is all a big trap set by harry to lure in fatty fanboys so he can EAT YOU ALL.
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Jul 26, 2003 10:03:09 PM CDT
A GREAT DIRECTOR, JOHN SCHLESINGER, IS DEAD - WHY NO MENTION OF
by shanghai nicky
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Jul 26, 2003 10:10:12 PM CDT
Is anyone gonna get pissed if I walk around the whole time drink
by elgyn6655321
Becuase you KNOW I will. Actaully there`s no way in hell I`ll be able to do this.....but DAMN it sounds like fun!
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I am just waiting for the cell phone delivered special supplies for those who get bored in the afternoon. Remember people the temperature will like get above 100 degrees.
Maybe it's just my Texas attitude but being stalded by Freddy/Jason makes me want to take the guy down. Reflex thing I guess.
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America represents everything that is evil in the world and the thing is that it isn't a secret. Everybody knows it and your even fucking proud of it, now i know britain is harldy blameless but i want to vomit every time i see the fucking stars and stripes. You are the spwan of satan
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From what I've heard amongst the employees of the theater that i work at, the Freddy vs. Jason movie will have different endings depending on which theater you're at. It's brilliant for marketting, but I haven't paid for a movie since I started working at this theater, and I don't plan on paying $8.50 to go see the second ending to this movie. Can anyone say DVD?
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No one cares. Especially since you're ranting on an american website. Go hang out in tea-time.uk or something.
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Look buddy, you'd be speaking German today if the "evil" U.S.A. hadn't stepped in and won WW2 for you, so how about a little gratitude. Yeah, we have a lousy president right now, but election cycles will eventually take care of that.
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--because it may actually scare me! Ba-dump-ching! Also, I saw that trailer for Texas Chainsaw Massacre...looks SWEET AS HELL. Decent horror year, if not for Boyle's self-proclaimed masterpiece, which was pretty damn overrated. Wish I could be at that FvJ thing. Oh well. Until next time, I remain rocking hardcore. My reviews of Cradle of Life, Seabiscuit, and SK3D at www.rockithardcore.com
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Jul 28, 2003 12:46:49 PM CDT
Cork yourself up with lots of Pepto-Bismal if you go to this thi
by robot d.a.w.g.
The port-o-potties after dark are scarier than any movie you'll ever see.
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... in case you were curious...
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who does win?i think it would be freddy just because he can get in your head,and you know that animation in the upper lefthand corner thats not freddys its a gay male prostitute
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errr..yea right..
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Now THAT, I would pay to see in theaters... or at least rent it... with a buy 1 get 1 free coupon... or I could always just wait for TBS to show it.
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Thinking of forming a carpool :P
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Jul 29, 2003 4:27:25 PM CDT
.....'this is where the world ends, you fucking weasles '.....wh
by doc cock
...'Bob vs Bing'....'Frasier vs Crane'.....'Knowles vs Atkins' (the diet (THAT IS) you cunts),'Ecks vs Sever (shite, shite, shite, ad infinitum)...what about 'noddy vs big ears'.......what about 'gilligan vs the island'...have the studios really run out of ideas, have they....have they....what a fucking disaster...it's your money that goes into their pockets....don't be a cunt...don't go...be fucking man and say "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going take this any more"...........
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....what a fucking huge pendulous saggy tit you are...do you know if it wasn't for us 'brits' you wouldn't have the fucking democratic backbone that you so fervently wave in everyones fucking face.....grow up...or come over to Glasgow and I'll give you such a fucking doing you won't be able to see '2
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28 days later red band trailer on a pg-13 flic. Penis and sh!t are seen and heard, would have been better the other way around.
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I bet a dollar, F vs J gets a good review on this site.
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This sucks ass.....I'm right by Texas visiting my dad for summer vacation and I find out about this. I really wanna go but, guess what!? My dad's a little bastard that forbids horror. Isn't this fucked up!? Yes, it is! Kill me now. Grr.....I wanna go to Camp Hacknslash! Damn, my life sucks! Why don't you guys (the whole camp) come visit me. Bring Freddie and Jason. We can all kill eachother.....sound like a plan?
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Comin in from San Antonio, any ladies wanna ride with me, lol. Can NOT wait for this, it will be suh-weet, i hope, lol.
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Ok, my 15 year old nephew wants to go to this. Is this something that would be ok for him to participate in or will things be too wild for someone of his age?
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My 15 year old cousin asked if he could go..I told him fuck no but i'll get him some photos of man boobies!! First thing i doing is skinny dipping and then checking out those weird noises in the woods while smoking a doob and jerking off too the first couple i find getting it on im so dead.
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It would be great if they made a "Gigli versus Freddy and Jason" movie.
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Anybody comin from Dallas and want to share gas fees? email me at superfuld@hotmail.com
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I first saw the trailer for this puppy wait waiting for "Matrix Reloaded". An asute young man said it all when the trailer was over, in that same voice that Maya used to announce Third Impact:
"We have officially hit rock bottom"
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Aug 03, 2003 5:24:03 PM CDT
The first poster is by far superior to the one to they`re gonna
by chien_sale
Off the Hook! That picture is beyond cool. I wonder why they`re not using it instead of the predictable "Jason-Freddy standing side-by-side" bore.
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1. when are we getting our emails for the location, there is only one week left. 2. how many people are going to be able to go, it still isn't sold out!
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6 days........6 days........can't wait......can't wait......lol. Yeah, when are they going to email us, hopefully soon.........and are we just gonna get to see and ask robert and them questions, or are we going to be able to get autographs too, taht would be sweet, lol.
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Has anyone out there gotten a e-mail on just where it is we are going Saturday?
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Ah man that sounds wicked...but I don't think I can be there. I live in Florida...and I start school in a week. I'd LOVE to meet all those people though, and have fun with fellow geeks. Is Harry gonna do something like this when the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes out? That would be scarier: staying in an old house in the middle of no where, the sounds of chainsaws in the distant field...
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no, i haven't gotten my email yet
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Ash vs. Leatherface. For chainsaw supremacy. Oh, and you were a turkey.
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...this is possibly the coolest thing ever to happen ever.
the last few weeks i've been watching all my F and J dvd's again to get in the mood and this happens and i can't go, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. i spose i do live in England (which is shit by the way, give me the stars and stripes any day of the week).
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Dude...I shouldn't have moved! I'd totally have been there in my knee high socks, short shorts, bong, and everything! They need an Alamo Draft House in Minneapolis...someone make it happen...
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A quick question for those of you who have ordered tickets for Hacknslash. When I filled out the form and clicked the "buy tickets" button, it didn't take me to any sort of confirmation screen or anything, is this what it's supposed to do? I would just reorder to make sure, but the tickets are non-refundable and if I got my 3 tickets I don't wanna order 3 more. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
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Forget that question. I got 'em ordered. Woohoo!
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Okay, this rules! You make a gathering that borders on pure orgasm for a long-tim fan of Jason and Freddy, but I can't go, 'cause I live in Denmark! No...!
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i wear little footies that only go to the ankle. I bet when freddy fights Jason Jason will chop off his hand glove and all with his machete. Then I bet freddies hand grows back. I also bet Jason puts on Freddy's hat and Freddy puts on Jason's mask in the movie. Mark my words!! Whose gonna doubt these predictions? Place your bets geeks
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Aug 06, 2003 11:36:56 PM CDT
Alamo Drafthouse has nothing compared to the Mann Village
by harryisgay
Nuff Said
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Aug 07, 2003 10:23:27 AM CDT
The most common cause of living in Denmark is being Danish
by deadrapeddeer
Man I'm so going to camp hack'n'gash. A deer don't stand no better chance of getting a good anal rapiong than this.
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Aug 07, 2003 10:25:23 AM CDT
The most common cause of living in Denmark is being Danish
by deadrapeddeer
Man I'm so going to camp hack'n'gash. A deer don't stand no better chance of getting a good anal rapiong than this.
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Aug 07, 2003 10:29:27 AM CDT
it fucks me right off that the messages don't come out in order.
by deadrapeddeer
batman's tights make me horny.
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I MUST BE TOTALLY INSANE! I JUST SPENT $40 TO GO OUTDOORS ON SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY! It got up to 109
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are going to be surprised at the indifference this is going to be met with. No disrepect meant to Ronny Yu "Bride of Chucky" was a fun piece of genre filmmaking. "The Nightmare on Elm Street" flicks had some imaginaton and dark humor to them and remain a guilty pleasure of mine. The "Friday the 13" francise however IMO are all worthless crap. However they by and large made bookoo bucks at the box office and that's all that matters right? My point is I don't think most people will, oh sure, there are die-hard fans who have been dreaming of this for years who will definitely see it but I don't think the average movie goer will bother. So New Line may make a bit of a profit but I don't think it's going to be anywhere near the "summer event" they're trying to hype it to be. As far as a future francise feautring both Freddy and Jason goes, well I'll wouldn't be surprised after all there those felt "Urban Legend" deserved a sequel. Having said that I have to admit that the campout sounds like an absolute blast. So have fun.
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Aug 08, 2003 7:15:28 AM CDT
Come and have a go if you think your Hard Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by russian_roman
Phoney, to be honest I wouldn't mess with this Rooster Booster geezer, he's obviously pretty hard as A)He is of course British and B)He lives fecking Glasgow, if he asks you if you want a Glasgow kiss for safety of mankind please accept it!!!!
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I'd prefer to be in nazi controlled england than be an american, at least they were upfront with what they were doing instead of preaching peace whilst comitting atrocities across the world. By the way America sat on their arses and bided their sweet fucking time to come into the war, the allied troops battled for years before you strolled in.
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Damn, those people at the camp must be having a great time.
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Damn, those people at the camp must be having a great time.
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I'm back.. i'm tired but I had one of the best movie going experiences in my life last night/this morning.
Just to let all doubters out there know... Freddy Vs Jason is the best Nightmare movie and best Friday movie all rolled in one which includes my personal favorites the dream warriors and Friday the 13th 3D. I'm a fan of both movie series with Jason being slightly above Freddy in my preference only because he was first.
Ronnie Yu made this movie to satisfy every horror geeks desire. To be honest when I first thought of a Freddy vs Jason duel, I wasn't too keen on the idea. But OMG this movie blows away all expectations and some. The blood omg the blood, 3000 gallons of blood Ronnie Yu said he used. For Jason fans the Rave scene is the shit. For Freddy fans the stoner scene is cool. Fans of either or both will be overjoyed after seeing this movie. This is not just another fun slasher flick like Jason X was.. this was more than that. It was pure action from beginning to end. I didn't even have a chance to breathe. It was like I said the definitive Friday and Nightmare movie all woven together wonderfully well. Sorry can't say who wins. =)
After the movie Robert Englund, Ronnie Yu, and that new Jason guy were there answering questions.
Robert was the most charasmatic of the 3. The new jason guy.. he was just happy as hell to be there coming from just being a stunt man. Ronnie Yu was cool as hell too... he knows what we like as horror/slasher film fans.
Besides the kick-ass JvF movie we got to watch one great classic: sleepaway camp. We got to speak with "Ricky" after the movie, no Angela though she was sick. When asked about the obviously intentional homoerotic nature of the film, Ricky(Jonathan his name was) basically said he thought it wasn't homoerotic at all because he knows the director is crazy or something... anyway he kinda avoided the question. I would like a "straight" answer on it one day. He did say filming of the Sleepaway Camp 4 will begin filming in September and both Ricky and Angela will reprise their roles... hey i might watch that one.
Madman: Madman Marz as he's called like to behead or hang people... why he chooses to do either is totally random. I guess it depends on if he has a rope or an axe handy at the time. Good for unintentional laffs but pure crap... this the king of the long drawn out setup for a kill. I mean looong. I slept through one chase scene and still woke up in time to see her get killed.
Hot Wet American Summer:
hmm only got to watch about 3/4 of the movie until we got rained out but it wasn't entirely funny. It had some good parts... and the vintage 80s look was definitely there. As well as homages to classic 80s summercamp films. But maybe it was the unreality of it all that pulled me out too often. Anyway, I'm not sure if I even wanna see the last 1/4 of that movie.
As for the camp itself.. it was a blast- dodge ball was the highlight... although sloshball looked like great fun. The Wet Tshirt cotest was going great until some guy went up and had to show off his frank and beans. Which of course caused the camp owners to say "end of contest" pretty quick... too bad because there were some busty bosoms about to be shaken. oh well.
Overall the trip was well worth it and those that went all know they had a great time. If they ever have something like this again... I'm signing up and bringing even more friends!
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