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Ok, so the Episode 3 title rumors begin...

Hey folks, Harry here... Well, why the hell not start throwing you folks the "Rumored" titles for EPISODE 3? Two days ago, Patrick Sauriol over at Cinescape.com ran a story from a source of his claiming that the title will be REVENGE OF THE SITH. That'd be a nice mirror for RETURN OF THE JEDI, which was originally REVENGE OF THE JEDI, till Lucas correctly realized that Jedi can't take Revenge, it's out of character... However, Revenge for the Sith... that's right in line with what them bastards are all about. HOWEVER, today there's yet another rumored title, this one that I first got from Clinton, and then later Moviehole had more on. So which is it? Personally, I don't believe that Lucas would re-use the word Empire in a title, and would be more likely to believe the REVENGE OF THE SITH title. However, as far as Lucas' pulpy inspirations the film could be titled, THE LAVA PIT, for all anyone knows. George is pretty random when it comes to this stuff. hehe... What do you folks think?

UPDATE - AN EMPIRE DIVIDED is the name of a Lucasfilm Video Game - so The Coffs Harbour Advocate got their facts wrong, however that still leaves the Cinescape rumored... REVENGE OF THE SITH to consider...

Hi, Harry,

Pretty huge news! The Wednesday 25th June edition of The Coffs Harbour Advocate newspaper, which is published in Coffs Harbour, Australia. The article is talking about how a local casting agency are searching for talent to play parts in the new Star Wars movie. However, the interesting thing is that the article actually states the title of the movie: AN EMPIRE DIVIDED! Could this really be breaking news!?! Surely the writer of the article wouldnít have mentioned the name unless it was told to him by the casting agency. It sounds like to could be the real deal to me. If you need any more info about legitimacy of the newspaper, donít hesitate to contact me.

Cheers,

Clinton Kardi

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  • June 25, 2003, 3:14 a.m. CST

    Second unless someone else beat me too it while I was writing a

    by Darth Melkor

    An Empire Divided is the subtitle of the new Galaxies game, so I think that's a mistake. Revenge of the Sith sounds cool though having to "of the" titles in a row may be a little nutty.

  • June 25, 2003, 3:16 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah, and who the hell cares about Star Wars anymore!

    by Snarky

    Anyone? Anyone?

  • June 25, 2003, 3:16 a.m. CST

    I like An Empire Divided for EpII

    by Gheorghe Zamfir

    Though I have no idea why I give a fuck what the title is either way, I really am a geek.

  • June 25, 2003, 3:19 a.m. CST

    That is the title of the new video game...

    by SithScorp

    "An Empire Divided" is the title of the new MMORPG that is being released by LucasArts and Sony Online Entertainment on June 26. I SEVERELY DOUBT the title will be recycled for a movie... Though I do tend to lean towards something along the lines of the "Revenge of the Sith" title.

  • June 25, 2003, 3:23 a.m. CST

    My Take

    by The Z-Frame

    Episode I was "The Phantom Menace" suggesting danger lurks. Episode IV was "A New Hope" shoping hope has arrived. The titles for Episodes II and V both indicated war, "ATTACK of the Clones" and "The Empire STRIKES Back". Episode VI "Return of the Jedi" declares victory and redemption for the galaxy. Since the titles reflect on their trilogy couterparts, I think Episode III should be called, "Fall of the Republic".

  • June 25, 2003, 3:26 a.m. CST

    An Empire Divided would not work and I'll tell you why

    by ProfessorChaos

    It's quite simple. There was no "empire" at this point. The Republic divided and somehow sometime the galaxy ended up with an empire and a rebellion. Therefore, it is impossible for the title to be accurate due to the lack of an empire.

  • June 25, 2003, 3:38 a.m. CST

    "Fall of the Republic" is a good title

    by Henry's Cat

    It fits in with the spirit of the original trilogy's titles, very dramatic and all that. I hope Lucas does a better job than TPM and AOTC, which were both a bag o'wank. Anyway, time for a joke:- A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her Personnel department to complain. She tells them what her colleague does, and that she wants to file sexual harassment charges against him. The Personnel supervisor is puzzled by this complaint and asks, 'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice? The woman replies 'It's Keith, the midget !!'

  • June 25, 2003, 3:44 a.m. CST

    _

    by Lodin

    First of all, what empire? Theres no empire yet as a bunch of people mentioned. How can this empire "revenge" if it don't excist? And second why the hell do the feel the need to "revenge" all of a sudden? It's not like anyone has done them any major harm lately. Basically the only thing the "good guys" did in episode two was handing all control over to Bush... Uhm no... Wait... Ah hell, it's the same bloody thing these days. So it's not a bloody empire yet, at least we won't hav to think about it anymore. Empire divided sounds just spiffy to me.

  • speculation is pointless..... but fun anyway! ;) i like The Fall of the Republic myself. but it's probably a bit too dull sounding for the kids.

  • June 25, 2003, 3:53 a.m. CST

    REVENGE OF SITH?

    by Jon E Cin

    What is the sith getting revenge for? I dont really remember what the hell went on in the last movie..it was just kind of a mess right? Maybe the next one will be called "Another Dissapointment"

  • June 25, 2003, 3:54 a.m. CST

    The real title

    by zacdilone

    "Last Drop of Blood from the Stone"

  • June 25, 2003, 3:54 a.m. CST

    Hasn't the entire prequel trilogy been revenge of the sith?

    by Gheorghe Zamfir

    Maul even says as much.

  • June 25, 2003, 3:55 a.m. CST

    How about:

    by mulberry

    Star Wars Episode 3: More of the Same

  • June 25, 2003, 4:04 a.m. CST

    it could be called

    by SLEAZY DINOSAUR

    "Another Shitty Star Wars Movie" or "Kaching"

  • June 25, 2003, 4:09 a.m. CST

    Any Star War Fan ever rips on the Matrix again...

    by AdonisFigure

    For all the Matrix Reloaded naysayers: Star Wars prequels have been so horrendously putrid as to deny the original three films' any status as a triology. I can't even watch the original three anymore. I can't!! From dumb plot lines to bad acting, to uggggghhhhhh, I can't even write this any more. The Matrix films are so goddamn superior as to defy description. When the third comes out this spring, only it and LOTR can vie for best triology status. Star Wars has permanently placed itself in a sinkhole where it will forever give off a sickening stench of language-defying proportions.

  • June 25, 2003, 4:15 a.m. CST

    Episode III - The Bottom of the Barrel

    by earthworm

    This is going to be a loooong two years if this shits starting already.

  • June 25, 2003, 4:28 a.m. CST

    Sith --> anagram of shit

    by SanDiablo

  • June 25, 2003, 4:31 a.m. CST

    episode III title

    by septimus_p

    The name of this thing is "episode III" and probably will be for some time. I'll bet Lucas himself doesn't know what he'll call it yet. Ewan McGregor didn't find out the last flick was called "Attack of the Clones" until AFTER he'd finished work on it! Nobody knows anything yet. I mean, would YOU have guessed the title for the last one? They're supposed to be salutes to those cheesy old serial titles of yesteryear, so beware anything sounding too "grand" (i.e.-""Rise of the Empire").

  • June 25, 2003, 4:49 a.m. CST

    titles, titles, titles......

    by ChickenGeorgeVII

    Let

  • June 25, 2003, 5:05 a.m. CST

    What about the old rumoured Phantom Men-arse title "The Balance

    by Uncle Paul

    That's not too bad.....

  • June 25, 2003, 5:13 a.m. CST

    I remember the first rumors of Episode I...

    by Skylord2

    Someone came out and said the trilogy was already title and they were (in order): BALANCE OF THE FORCE, RISE OF THE EMPIRE, FALL OF THE JEDI. Now when I heard those, I thought "wow, those sound like good, SW titles and they kind of tell you exactly what this trilogy will be all about." WRONG! THE PHANTOM MENACE was announced and all I could think was "What the fuck kinda title is that? DId George just come out of a Ed Woods festival and think that 50's Hollywood actually was on to something with those GREAT sci-fi titles? Ah, fuckit. He's George Lucas. Let him have his fun with this one. He'll get it together for RISE OF THE--" WRONG! ATTACK OF THE CLONES was even worse that TPM. First of all, the title was completely misleading as the clones didn't so much attack as 'make an armed response to a perceived threats by order of the Jedi Council and Yoda himself'. Trust me, FALL OF THE JEDI is out. I haven't even held out hope for it since AOTC was announced. George took a precious property and satarized it with vapid, moronic titles. Oh yeah, and then bastardized it with mass marketing ploys that even POKEMON would frown upon. But , George is George and he can do what he wants with his little trilogy. He's ruined it and Ep III can't save it. He'll leave strings dangling, have gaping plot holes, and flood Wal-Mart with unbelieveble crap for an entire summer. whoop-ee. Fact of the matter is, LOTR is everything that George wishes I-III was. Hell, even the action figures are better. Hell, Harry Potter's action figures are better. Now THAT is sad.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:16 a.m. CST

    To steal a bit...

    by -Halfscan-

    "Star Wars Episode III: So Very Tired"

  • Would have made mroe sense too - especially by Mauls conversation with Darth Sidious on Coruscant: At last we can reveal ourselves, at last we can have our revenge" Would have been better than The Phantom Menace! Still, if its the EpIII title would be fab

  • June 25, 2003, 5:28 a.m. CST

    LOTR ruined.

    by Trevor Goodchild

    Any U.K. readers of Total film magazine that don't know the ending of the Return of the King. Don't read the letters page of this months Hulk issue. Some twat gives an unmarked spoiler away without warning.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:29 a.m. CST

    LOTR ruined.

    by Trevor Goodchild

    Any U.K. readers of Total film magazine that don't know the ending of the Return of the King. Don't read the letters page of this months Hulk issue. Some twat gives an unmarked spoiler away without warning.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:33 a.m. CST

    SW is king

    by Indiana Clones

    FUCK you, you loser. You think you like star wars? Fuck you. Go and watch them right now. Watch them fifty god damn times. Strip them of your treacly nostalgia and look at them for what they are just once. They are TERRIBLE movies! The dialogue is APPALING! The acting is ROBOTIC! the framing and editing is as undramatic and stilted as possible. There is no seriousness or gravity to the whole thing! It's a fucking sendup! A goddamn comedy! The prequels are just as bad! You think you're a star wars fan? Too right you do! In all actuality YOU AREN'T. You're a moron Who is out of touch with what a movie is and isn't supposed to be. I fucking love star wars. It rocks my world. It's ok for me to love star wars but not for you. You don't understand. You never did. Don't ever talk about star wars. You dont like star wars, you dont understand star wars and your twisted modern interpretation of what star wars should be marks you out as a nerdcore dork. Fuck you. Lotr isn't fit to lick the shit off the shoes of a film that isnt fit to lick the shit off the shoes of SW. You heard me. Bye

  • June 25, 2003, 5:38 a.m. CST

    These are better titles, I think.

    by Evil Dead Ash

    I have always thought that Episode II should have been Rise of the Empire, and III should have been Fall of the Jedi. It just makes sense to me, that the Empire should rise first, to make way for the Empire Strikes Back. Fall of the Jedi, would go along with Return of the Jedi, but that is just me, I guess.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:45 a.m. CST

    I like STAR WARS: EPISODE III GRANDO CALRISSIAN'S BIATCH better

    by Spacesheik

  • Think about it: 'Attack of the Clones' was perhaps the most random name in terms of its significance, but even that, while fairly schlocky, has much to do with the plot of the film. As for this whole 'Return of the Sith' thing...could be true. It would be a nice echo of RotJ, George has probably had the word "revenge" in mind since he relunctantly excised it from Episode VII, and it seems especially significant in terms of tone. Then again, it's fairly obvious, and any obsessive fan who knows the ins and outs of George's M.O. could have probably come up with a believable title themselves. Rumors about what a film is gonna be called are kind of stupid anyway. They're kind of like the last stop for the crackhead versions of spoiler junkies. Of course, I followed the white rabbit, so I'm not sure what that says about me. Definitely nothing good.

  • June 25, 2003, 6:10 a.m. CST

    Thanks, Zexotellian

    by Ribbons

    I'm a bit scatter-brained, so I'm appreciative of the insight I was able to glean from the parallels you drew between the titles of the original trilogy and the prequels. Revenge of the Sith would probably fit better with Ep.III than Fall of the Republic, but who knows? To borrow an old phrase, we're guessing at conjecture. I personally think that the BEST conceivable title for the next one would be "The Sith Witch Gets Bitch-Slapped." Ha ha! It's funny because it's NOT a good title, it's a horribly bad one that plays with the boundaries of common sense! Ha ha!

  • June 25, 2003, 6:44 a.m. CST

    TITLE CONFIRMED!!!!!! EPISODE III - CHEWBACCA GOES APESHIT!!!!!

    by Lezbo Milk

    Now that's a title man.

  • June 25, 2003, 7 a.m. CST

    EP II - Rise of the Empire

    by nomadic

    Fuckwads! How could Episode II be called Rise of the Empire when there is NO Emperor or Empire yet????? Who honestly give two shites what the title is? Does anyone expect a decent5 film? There probably has been no other movie where expectation levels have been so low from rabid fanboys to general movie-goers. Maybe this is a positive, maybe we'll all be surprised. Anyhow, EP I - The Phantom Menace working title was "Jar-Jar's Big Adventure". I think more time should have been handed over to the comedy gold of Jar-Jar Binks. Hmmmmm.

  • June 25, 2003, 7:04 a.m. CST

    $tar Wars Episode III: The $ith And The Dollar Sign

    by I_AM_A_WOOKIE

    how about Star Wars episode III: Anikin goes to camp? i just dont care anymore, um, the harry potter films are gonna make star wars lick its own shit, and rock etc.

  • June 25, 2003, 7:22 a.m. CST

    AdonisFigure, that was the funniest post I have ever read at AIC

    by Atticus Finch

    The Shitrix:Retarded pretty much put an end to any SW vs. Matrix debate there ever was, it was so horrible. It's returns are proof in the putting: sure, it had a huge opening weekend thanks to the hype-machine, but then when everyone (including you, AdonisFigure, you're just in denial) realized what a piece of shit it was, it went down faster than your mom at Mardi Gras...70% drops week after week! So don't bring up The Shitrix when talking SW anymore, you just make yourself look foolish.

  • June 25, 2003, 7:24 a.m. CST

    insert here your funny alternative title

    by CuervoJones

  • June 25, 2003, 7:36 a.m. CST

    I don't really care what the title is. On Episode 3, I simply w

    by Red Raider

    ...star destroyers, tie fighters, clone war space battles. Not ground battles. SPACE BATTLES! I would love to see a scene near the end of the film where Yoda decides to take exile on the planet Dagobah(and actually show us Dagobah)! And show us Anakin donning the suit, mask, James Earl Jones voice, and all. And last but certainly not least, show us the emporer in his hooded glory ascending to the throne. This is what I wish to see. Lucas delivering however, is another matter.....

  • June 25, 2003, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Attack of the 'OF THE'

    by Margot Tenenbaum

    This just in: Star Wars Saga to be renamed when re-released to theaters in 2007 for 30th Anniversary. "Everyone seems to like the titles with 'of the' in them, so I've gone back and retitled all of the movies as I had originally intended to do." Lucas said. "George didn't have the technology in 1977 to title the movies the way he wanted to, but now ILM has gotten Photoshop and will begin replacing the words in the opening crawl of all six movies. This process should take approxmately 4 1/2 years." said producer Rick McCallum. The new titles are: MENACE OF THE PHANTOM, ATTACK OF THE CLONES, REVENGE OF THE SITH, HOPE OF THE NEW, STRIKE OF THE EMPIRE, RETURN OF THE JEDI.

  • June 25, 2003, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Dorks with Plastc Toys form line here

    by zeufer

  • June 25, 2003, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Episode III: INSTRUMENTS OF DARKNESS

    by Monkey_King

    Best contender so far

  • June 25, 2003, 7:57 a.m. CST

    I'm afraid this won't be nearly as dark as we are hoping

    by Human Tornado

    Just got 'round reading "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" and it's political intrigue and general nastiness put the New Trilogy to same. Ant THAT is just a KIDDIE'S BOOK!

  • June 25, 2003, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Episode III: INSTRUMENTS OF DARKNESS

    by Monkey_King

    Best contender so far

  • June 25, 2003, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Episode III: The Last Episode until Lucas Dies and Lucasfilm ne

    by MJAYACE

  • June 25, 2003, 8:14 a.m. CST

    episode III 1/3 - the fans give up or episode 3-D

    by khyronman

    a long time ago in a trilogy far far better...

  • June 25, 2003, 8:20 a.m. CST

    Star Wars: Episode III: The Werewolves Strike Back (at the Vampi

    by Gozer_of_Gozeria

    ;)

  • June 25, 2003, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III Austin's Revenge

    by TheSecondEvil

    If you want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin open a can of whoopass on Jar Jar Binks and whiny Anakin give me a Hell Yeah!!

  • June 25, 2003, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Episode III - The Dead, Raped Deer Strike Back

    by Han Ol' Buddy

    What the f' does "dead, raped deer" mean or come from anyways? I never understood that one.

  • June 25, 2003, 8:51 a.m. CST

    How about, Star Wars Episode 111;

    by Conan_the_Humble

    Return of the cyncial money making exercise? Cheers.

  • June 25, 2003, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Revenge of the Starwars Nerds

    by General Sarcasm

    Not girls Gil, Women.

  • June 25, 2003, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Or...

    by Penter

    Ep III: Soon I Can Move On

  • June 25, 2003, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Fuck All Yall, I'm George Lucas and You Dorks Will

    by General Sarcasm

  • June 25, 2003, 9:10 a.m. CST

    EPIII Title

    by NorthernMonkey

    Wouldn't "Rise of the Sith" be a bit more appropriate? It suggests that the dark side is gaining in stature against the good guys and then....A New Hope comes along...

  • June 25, 2003, 9:13 a.m. CST

    "Revenge of the Sith" is a cool title, BUT...

    by CoolDan989

    A long time ago it was rumored the movie would be called "Fall of a Jedi". I still think that's a pretty great title. But, nah, George Lucas won't use it. Because we all know Lucas doesn't care about what his fans want all that much.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Rejected "STAR WARS" movie titles.

    by screenplaywriter

    1. Jabba finally loses weight, but gets sad and depressed and regains it. 2. Chewbacca-The Shocking Truth (he's actually just a hairy man). 3. C3P0 Comes Out. 4. Watto Meets His Cousin Gonzo of "THE MUPPETS." 5. 2 DUMB 2 SEE 6. VADER AND VADERER: When Anakin Met Palpatine. 7. Spacetease-With Natalie Portman, Demi Moore, Carrie Fisher, some of the other space sluts, and Jenna Jameson. 8. Jar Jar Goes To College-Definitely not going to happen. 9. "ESB: Redone"-Only replacing Palpy saying the "I am your father line" and Anakin being the whiny-ass Luke. 10. "STAR WARS MEETS HOWARD THE DUCK" 11. Tusken Raiders of The Lost Ark. 12. Chewie-A spoof on Tootsie only with Chewbacca in drag. (Yuck!) 13. The Original Siths of Comedy-Starring Cedric the Entertainer, Bernie Mac, D.L. Hughley, Steve Harvey, Jar Jar, and Vader, Darth Maul, Palpy, and the guy from "KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC" for XBOX doing comedy. 14. Don't be a phantom menace while drinking your juice in the hood. Lastly, 15. STAR WARS: EPISODE III-Rise of the Dough, or STAR WARS: EPISODE III-ANOTHER CHANCE TO HAVE GEEKS SIT OUT ON A STREET CORNER FOR TONS OF DAYS AND WAIT IN LINE FOR SOME MORE THAT'LL PROBABLY BE SHITTY ONCE THEY SEE IT.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:19 a.m. CST

    STAR WARS EPISODE III: The Final Disappointment

    by TV CASUALTY

    Seriously, who cares? I don't know how many more times I can let Lucas kick me in the balls with shitty movies. You're all sheep. Baaa...

  • June 25, 2003, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Journey to Felching

    by Egg McWeeny

    It doesn't matter WHAT Lucas and that amyl-nitrate addict call this film. It could be "Episode III: Jar Jar's Colostomy" and all of you doughy-breasted MANBOYS would still line up two months early, clutching your Wicket dolls and browning up your Bib Fortuna panties.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Hey Everyone! How about, "Episode III-Who Cares???"

    by JarJar25

    Do any of you loser fucks really care about Star Wars anymore? We should really be getting on the bandwagon to get those Original Star Wars film out on DVD. Really though, there are so many better films both animated and live action now, that the loss of Star Wars is no big deal. We don't need it anymore. The third Lord of the Rings film and next Otomo film are proof of that!

  • June 25, 2003, 9:27 a.m. CST

    What's the big deal?

    by Lobanhaki

    I mean, twenty-three years has practically sanctified the name of the movie, but The Empire Strikes Back sounds like a pretty pulpy name to me. Not that it's a bad title, but isn't like one of these short and simple titles that everybody is supposed to be too dumb to remember anything but. I mean, I think people should stop trying to elevate Star Wars to high art. It's not. It's not masterpiece theatre or Merchant and Ivory. It's pulp. It's a popcorn movie. I don't go in there expecting oscar-caliber work, or great dialogue. I go in there wanting to have some fun, see some amazing things. I think people have to relax. And if y'all want better, why don't those of you blessed with the talents go out there and write better movies, make better movies. God knows, you'll have an easier time of it because somebody else has taken care of the technical challenges before you.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Ep. III

    by Tall_Boy

    yeah, I like that title

  • June 25, 2003, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Episode III - THE VAGINAL BLOOD FART

    by PORKY

  • June 25, 2003, 9:40 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: THE REPUBLIC REVOLUTIONS

    by Absolute Zero

    If you cant beat 'em....

  • June 25, 2003, 9:42 a.m. CST

    EPISOSDE 3 "Another Dumb Title"

    by RUSKULL

    Don't you get it? The final title is gonna use words like "...From Outer Space.." or "...Beyond the Stars...". I can't remember the comic series he used to read (was it the Phantom?), but you can generally find the titles of the star wars movies in there some where. Like coming up with a new Bond Title, you just know what sounds right. As for "an Empire Divided". That's the title of the most recent Lucasarts game coming out tomorrow. Man, the press think they can get away with whatever they want. Anyone else can easily just make up the news too. And I bet you any money that there will be no title until atleast 6 months before release, which is a long time from now.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:44 a.m. CST

    SW: Episode III

    by SeanR.net

    The search for Spock or Jedi with a vengance

  • June 25, 2003, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Episode III- Anakin and Amidala go Large

    by earthworm

    It's sooo unfair, he's holding me back.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Too Drunk to Screw

    by Egg McWeeny

    McCallum eats mad dong.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Episode III:

    by Miami Mofo

    I've Lost Hope.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:08 a.m. CST

    HEY ATTICUS FINCH...

    by pablog2000

    ..or Attack of the Clones $648.3 M worldwide The Matrix Reloaded $641.4 M worldwide Guess which one is still in theatres and making money? So what film series is more dissapointing? is it the series that has an istalled fanbase of 26 years, who's new sequel has done 300,000,000 LESS than its predecessor? or the new series with fans from 1999. I used to love star wars, and now i kind of like it. I love the matrix. I would have to say I'm pretty impartial, but there are hardly any redeeming qualities in TPM or AOTC. The mythos has been so watered down, the protagonists are unlikable or wooden. The villians are lame. I can't wait until star wars is out of Lucas' hands and someone with vision can give the public a star wars to care about.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:11 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: The Sexiest Jedi Beanpole On The Planet

    by nuprin

    ...it could happen...

  • June 25, 2003, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Han and Chewie - Friends with Benefits

    by WeedyMcSmokey

    I think that going spoiler free for this movie will spoil all the fun of hearing the speculative crap and commenting about its inanity. Besides, save your effort for something that's worth it. And remember, I don't hate Star Wars. I hate you. Ya, brainless fanatic :)

  • June 25, 2003, 10:12 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: Scary As HELL

    by nuprin

    ...this could happen too...

  • June 25, 2003, 10:13 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: THE MUSICAL

    by Darth Brooks

    You know it's going to happen.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:13 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: FROM JUSTIN TO JAR-JAR

    by Snookeroo

    You know you want it.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:16 a.m. CST

    ATTACK OF THE PHANTOMS! ATTACK OF THE PHANTOMS!!

    by JonQuixote

  • June 25, 2003, 10:17 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: I Got Spanked By Peter Jackson

    by nuprin

    There wasn't a single moment in EP One or Two that could stand up to the slowest moment of any of the Rings films.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:18 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: The Sequel to Glitter

    by nuprin

    There wasn't a single moment in EP One or Two that could stand up to the "these aren't the droids you're looking for" scene from A New Hope.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:20 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: I Should've Let Irvin Kershner Direct

    by nuprin

  • June 25, 2003, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Episode III: The Search for More Money...

    by trench404

    I have more faith in the new Battlestar Galactica series, and thats saying something.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:24 a.m. CST

    EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SAND

    by I_Snake_Plissken

    Unhappy with being referred to as "coarse" during Episdoe II, Sand across the galaxy rises up and fights back.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:25 a.m. CST

    NO ONE KNOWS THE TITLE!

    by Turpulus

    Why do we even waste our time guessing the title. It won't be decided until the last minute, and for the past two movies we have been soooooooo far off. It seems kinda pointless guessing.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Young Indy...

    by Basil Fawlty

    Since Lucas seems to take his inspiration for the prequel trilogy titles from the Young Indy series (which in turn he took from the classic serials and comics) i.e. The Phantom Train Of Doom, Attack Of The Hawkmen etc., I'm guessing Episode III: The Mask Of Evil. Though I really like Revenge Of The Sith...

  • June 25, 2003, 10:37 a.m. CST

    IT'LL BE 'REVENGE OF THE SITH'

    by Hoylus

    Because of Darth Maul's line 'at last we will have our revenge' in Phantom menace.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:44 a.m. CST

    does anybody fancy a pint?

    by STHvenkmanWBA

    just taken half an hour to read all this stuff. i'm gasping for a pint.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:45 a.m. CST

    More of the Same

    by soundingbrass

    Mulberry, I think Episode III: More of the Same would be a GREAT title. Would I be able to sue then?

  • But I love Star Wars and I pray this will blow everyone's minds. But then, as that other great fantasy saga put it so eloquently (oh the bitter irony): 'Do not trust or hope.. It has forsaken these lands.' With pain in my heart.. I agree.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:49 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE STAR WARS

    by durhay

    Of course it would mean renumbering the IJ series because it takes place long ago in a galaxy far far away...

  • June 25, 2003, 10:51 a.m. CST

    My 3 year old daughter loves the original SW, but...

    by Blacket-Man

    I have the original on tape and she loves all three. She hates TPM and ATOC. And when we see EP's IV, V & VI on TV, she asks me, "Why are they wrong Daddy?" The edits really throw her off. I can forgive George for raping my childhood, but I will not let him rape my daughter's childhood. So she is no longer allowed to see any SW, but the original Trilogy I have on tape.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:54 a.m. CST

    How about...

    by Kid Z

    ... Revengeful Return of the Bloated Double-Chinned Has Been Pimping Out His Youthful Creations for Redundant Financial Gain? Little lengthy, but accurate.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Star Wars: Episode III - Your Mom

    by STHvenkmanWBA

    be great if nobody went. would like to see the look on his face. esp as he now resembles chet after lisa turns him into a monster in weird science.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Return of the Shit

    by beamish13

    I learned my lesson from the awful Episodes I and II, thank you.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:57 a.m. CST

    My sister is an animator for ILM, and she is worknig on the titl

    by RobGraves

    Episode III - Anakin, and the Mystery of the Gungan Gangrape. From now on, everyone in the jedi Temple as referred to as 'Gang' Groovy, this is.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:01 a.m. CST

    STAR WARS EPISODE III: Atticus Finch has man sex with Beacher fo

    by Lost Skeleton

    I have always enjoyed Star Wars but it is quickly becoming my least favorite saga. TPM and AOTC had great special effects but the storyline was horrible. Atticus Finch, I still do not understand how you can call the #1 R -rated movie of all time a failure. You are obviously obsessed or you like it when I treat you like the biath you are!!!

  • June 25, 2003, 11:02 a.m. CST

    The PERFECT title, and WHY!

    by TheJon

    "The Revenge of the Sith" is the perfect title to bring the prequels full circle. The original trilogy ended with a happy ending and the return of the Jedi to that galaxy so far, far away. The prequels end on a sour note with the Sith finally getting their revenge. Lucas has always talked about repeating themes throughout the films ("I've got a bad feeling 'about this" being probably too obvious an example). This would solidify the foundation of both trilogies and unify them together, front to back. "An Empire Divided" as a title makes no sense. The point of both trilogies is the rise and fall of the Jedi. The end of the prequels is NOT about an Empire being divided. It was already divided in the beginning of Episode II. Finally in the end of Episode III the empire is no longer DIVIDED, IT'S BEEN CONQUERED FOR CHIRSTS SAKE!!!!! HOWEVER... No matter how perfect "The Revenge of the Sith" may or may not be, Lucas will never use it. Why? ...because we're all talking about it now! It's guaranteed that he'll want to come up with something that he's sure no one's thought of yet, and once again we'll all cringe and sigh when we hear what the FINAL title will be. ps. Let's cross our fingers that we'll get to see Ewoks again!!!! Another repeating theme!!!!

  • June 25, 2003, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Episode III - My Arse Your Face

    by STHvenkmanWBA

    i fancy getting good n mean on gin. they hurling rocks at my clones dvd. who's with me?

  • June 25, 2003, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Electric Bugalee

    by KingOfCrows

  • June 25, 2003, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Electric Boogaloo

    by hipcheck13

    Possible titles: Episode III: Shit Sandwich. Episode III: The Franchise Collapses. Episode III: Return of the Bullshit. Episode III: Peeo. Episode III: You WILL Give Me Your Money. etc.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Episode 3...............

    by scarletspyder

    :Taking it in the rear!!!! :Thankyou sir may i have another! And heres one for the fans: :JAR_JAR DIES I would pay to see that.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:15 a.m. CST

    The Glint In The Milkman's Eye

    by STHvenkmanWBA

    anyone got a pic of george's mom? reckon we should go harass her

  • June 25, 2003, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Star Wars: RIse of the Empire

    by repus_reteet

    C'mon fellas and heffers...you KNOW that every damn one of you here is gonna see this, good, bad or fugly. Muliple times? Who knows...but this franchise is hardly dead, or waning...this may be the last one, so in all seriousness, here's my chime-in: Star Wars Episode 3: Rise of the Empre. It works, its clean, and does the friggin job. And please, please PLEASE Matrix fans...stop comparing SW to MT...totally different. But in support of the SW fans...MT is NOWHERE nearly as beloved or universally accepted as SW is on its lowest day (which might be 'Clones'). Apples and Moldy Peaches...so shut the frick up...enjoy the fact that we're FINALLY in the biggest geek revolution in movie history. Remember when there were only three, four franchises (tops?)? Quit yer whining... p.s. Rise of the Empire! - repus

  • June 25, 2003, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: How can I be called a fanboy if I'm no lo

    by mortsleam

    Just saw Attack of the Clones on HBO this weekend, for the first time since Memorial Day last year when I was dragged to the thing by a friend and could only sit through it by getting severely tanked. Still sucks. I remember hearing the phrase "Clone Wars" in the first movie (Uh...that'd be Star Wars, thank you very much, not Episode IV, New Hope, whatever) and thinking "Wow, maybe some evil alien force made clones of the 'heroes' and they had to kill their dopplegangers" or "Wow, maybe there was a huge battle over the fate of cloned persons fighting for individual rights." Instead, the Clone Wars turn out to be a difference of opinion over the best type of disposable army. That's some great writing there. *** As for titles, what about: Episode III - Raiders of the Lost Franchise? Seriously though, why does everyone seem to need an "of the" in the title? There have already been two titles like that. Sith Rising perhaps? Jedi Twilight? The Black Lightsaber Ignites? Goo-Goo g'Joob?

  • June 25, 2003, 11:23 a.m. CST

    JESUS!

    by Norman Dale

    Could you people be any more jaded.I'm sure Lucas gives less than a shit that YOUR expectations have not been met for HIS story.I feel sorry for you all.You have lost the ability to just get lost into another world and simply enjoy a movie experience and thats very sad.As for me I'll keep enjoying movies for what they are:A welcome diversion from this shitty thing you call life.You may all return to your internet porn now.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Season of the Sith

    by Conspir8or

    Think about it. Think about it. Anyway, whatever happened to "Fall of the Republic"? Or "Fall of the Jedi"? Or "Jar Jar's Pants Fall Off"? Gold, I tells ya, gold.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Turn Off the Dialog Track

    by hector

  • June 25, 2003, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Old Men's Slippery Faces

    by Bigkerb666

    Don't you just love it when the media gets given a bullshit story and says they've got an exclusive! They can't call it 'An Empire Diveded' coz there is no Empire yet! It's a republic, an empire is ruled by an emperor, duh! Frankly though 'A Republic divided' sounds shit. Anyway, why are getting worked up it's only a film, enjoy the pretty pictures and forget the twisted megolomaniac who has raped the best sci-fi saga ever and you might just like it.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Attack of the 24" Pythons, Brother!

    by hudson78

  • June 25, 2003, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Taste the Dirty Penny

    by Egg McWeeny

    McCallum is a porsine ass-tickler.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Episode III : The Last Flaming Turd for a While

    by BannthisUcommies

    Till of course Episode 7 : A Dark Bunghole

  • June 25, 2003, 11:53 a.m. CST

    I like "The Lava Pit"

    by rev_skarekroe

    It sounds like a five year old made it up. It's PERFECT. sk

  • June 25, 2003, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Star Wars: Episode III - Placenta of Peril

    by K0NY

    and if you don't like that one...there's always "Jedi Cream Pie" or "Bare-back Sith Sexin'" for the urban folks? Or one of my favorites: "Episode III - Metachlorianus Interruptus and Vaginal Tearing" ||| Seriously, how cool would Amidala look in stirrups all sweaty and panting while 3PO operates the speculum.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Episode III: How Palpatine Got His Groove Back

    by enigmainyourhead

  • June 25, 2003, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Episode III - Around The Universe in 80 Parsecs

    by Fred

  • June 25, 2003, 12:02 p.m. CST

    EP III: WHO GIVES A BOLLOCKS!!

    by hairyarse

  • June 25, 2003, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Episode III - Let's Put Ashton Kuscher in Every Fucking Movie Ev

    by Han Ol' Buddy

    I don't understand the appeal. He's a giggling, bumbling idiot. Plain and simple. It's all about the hype I guess.

  • June 25, 2003, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Episode III: It's Really Anaconda 2

    by Sled-Head

    gas.

  • June 25, 2003, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Episode III: OMGOMGOMG!!!!11

    by E.C.

    Pronounced Oh Em Gee x 3.

  • June 25, 2003, 12:30 p.m. CST

    The Fall of the Jedi

    by TheGinger Twit

  • June 25, 2003, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Black

    by jimmychitwood

    with Mt. T as Grando Calrissian, the sexiest tomboy beanpole in the universe....I pity the fool that doesn't play poker with me to win the Falcon...

  • June 25, 2003, 12:41 p.m. CST

    PG-13, nuff said ..... game over .... i say we bug out and call

    by iamarayya

    Common guys...all us adults whp have grown up with star wars will not get the movie marketed to our age group. We will be disapointed because we want Jedi blood and gore and evil to kick unholy ass, but we will only get the version 13-15 year olds can handle, meaning little graphic violence, real adult sexuality, and a serious plot that makes us think for a change...hey did I just discribe Reloaded...:)

  • June 25, 2003, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Episode 33 1/3: The Final Insult.

    by Silver Shamrock

    duh.

  • June 25, 2003, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III, An Empire Sodomized...by of all things a

    by Thunderlips82

    George Lucas should pull his head out of Peter Jackson's ass.

  • June 25, 2003, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Seriosuly, I'm putting good money on: STAR WARS, Episode III: Pu

    by Trav McGee

    ...Just to completely crib from the Flash Gordon serials. (Do an imdb search on Buster Crabbe if you want to land anywhere near what Lucas is gonna give us.) Either "Purple Death From Outer Space" or "Peril From The Planet Mongo." Maybe I'll just add "Flash Gordon Conquers The Universe" a put $10 on a triple-box at the OTB. Rich, baby, I'm gonna be RICH.

  • June 25, 2003, 1:07 p.m. CST

    episode III: now it's getting hairy!

    by mansep

    i feel sorry for the actors - fans and actors united in disillusion.

  • June 25, 2003, 1:08 p.m. CST

    episode III: it's palpatime!! (can't touch this)

    by mansep

  • June 25, 2003, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Valmont is obviously retarded.

    by RobGraves

    Valmont, my sister doesn't work for ILM, it's a joke dude. Holy fuck some of these people are stupid.

  • June 25, 2003, 1:22 p.m. CST

    I don't get you fuckers: 'Attack of the clones' gets so much shi

    by TheGinger Twit

  • June 25, 2003, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Episode III: The Last Ride of Dirty Sanchez

    by Egg McWeeny

  • June 25, 2003, 1:30 p.m. CST

    New title, I am totally positive this is it!!

    by RobGraves

    Episode III - Padme swallows.

  • Nah, probably too big for the posters.

  • June 25, 2003, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Star Wars: Countdown to the Rise of the Ewoks

    by TheJon

  • June 25, 2003, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Take This Jabba and Shove It

    by rootwitch

    If only Lucas had retained some of his sense of humor he had in the original series. Sigh....

  • June 25, 2003, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Star Wars: Episode III - My Big Fat Geek Life

    by The Gipper

    It's a romance! It's a comedy! It's a tragedy! It's.... Star Wars: Episode III - My Big Fat Geek Life! When sexy tomboy beanpoles run up against lardos attempting to take over the galaxy using extra fatty nachos, you know this movie will have something for everyone! We've already seen the first preview of Episode III online at http://jedimaster.net/ starring the "Star Wars Kid" as Darth Sidious's new sith sidekick. This is actually footage that Lucas will be using in the climactic finale. To paraphrase the old tagline for "Hardware Wars" -- You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss ten bucks good-bye! (Hey, I had to adjust the amount of money for inflation.)

  • June 25, 2003, 1:49 p.m. CST

    THOSE BASTARDS!!! AN EMPIRE DIVIDED!!!! THAT WILL NOT BE THE N

    by T-MACK 1.01

    Revenge of the Sith is much more likely, but NOT 'An Empire Divided' because simply, they've already used 'Empire' in a film title. That's it. Case closed. That's why you won't be getting 'Fall of the Jedi' either.

  • June 25, 2003, 1:58 p.m. CST

    I said it before and I'll scream it again, it should be RISE OF

    by Big Bad Clone

    An Empire divided doesn't make sense since the galaxy at that point is still a Republic and doesn't refer to itself as an empire under Palpatine gets rid of the Senate. A Republic Divided might work but lacks the punch or intellectual stimulation of Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones(!).

  • June 25, 2003, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Star Wars: Episode III You May Now Return To Your Lives.

    by Regicidal_Maniac

    George Lucas, realising the power of his influence and seeing the destructive force of The Star Wars Trilogy on the mental health of his fanbase, decided to make three new films of bad, worse and execrable quality to shake the life back into these fans. He would call them The Prequels and they would forever be known as The Anti-Trilogy. As powerfully bad as the Original Trilogy is good.

  • June 25, 2003, 2:04 p.m. CST

    EP3 All YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

    by TheVerizonGuy

    BET YOU GUYS HAVE HEARD THAT ONE FOR AT LEAST A YEAR OR MONTH

  • June 25, 2003, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Yoda Raps

    by Jeff Fries II

    ...While Doing A Cartwheel And Spinning Plates, Oh, And Doom, Lots Of Doom

  • June 25, 2003, 2:08 p.m. CST

    OMG OMG EPISODE 3 WILL RAWK HARDER THAN AVRIL!!!!!

    by Mr. Profit

    PLEASE HAVE MORE WOODEN ACTING AND MORE JAR JAR HE TOTALLY RAWKED!!! I HOPE ASHTON IS IN IT! HE'S A GREAT ACTOR!!!! SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • June 25, 2003, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode Three Lives, get it? Becasue it involves the l

    by Big Bad Clone

    Why? Why?! WHY?!!!! Why do all the prequels have to have the shittiest names this side of Tru Calling?

  • June 25, 2003, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Attack of the Flannel-Wearing Midichlorians

    by ScreamingPenis

    "GL is back...and this times it's personal..."

  • June 25, 2003, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Star Wars 3:the song remains the same

    by Stimpson J Cat

  • June 25, 2003, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Episode III: The Final Yawn

    by Agent 23

    ...At least until they do a live-action or CG series based off of DROIDS or go the MUPPET BABIES route and do JEDI BABIES!

  • June 25, 2003, 2:25 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Overload of Coincidence

    by mtoast

    In which Frank Solo and his wife, Mrs. "Ma" Solo, meet our intrepid heroes whilst shuttling their toddler son -- Han -- to the moon of Endor, where Han's young playmate, Lando Calrissian is having a birthday party -- at which the entertainment is to be provided by the entire Mos Eisley cantina band. Padme, Ani and the the gang tag along for a good laugh. Obi Wan and the 'droids remark at what a wonderful time they're having -- when suddenly intrepid wookie pilot Chewbacca crashlands on the surface. The resulting toxic fireball burns Anakin to a right crisp -- plunging him into the Dark Side(TM) of the Force(TM). When all seems lost, Yoda arrives on the Starship Enterprise and uses his magic ring to open a rift to another dimension. Through the rift we can see Princess Leia singing the "Life Day" song from the end of "The Star Wars Holiday Special." They banish the newly-minted Darth Vader into the hellish void, but not before Harvey Korman and a drunken and enraged Bea Arthur escape into the "real" world. As they race off in a landspeeder and a flying motorcycle to find and kill their agents, the rest of the gang agrees that -- for a laugh -- if they happen to meet in the future, they'll pretend that NONE of this ever happened. Just to make sure, they run R2 and 3PO over a giant magnet (U-shaped!). Both end up speaking hilarious baby-talk (they are like infants now! Ha!) As everyone is enjoying roasted Ewok over a nuclear flame, the title comes up "THE END." But then we hear some heavy breathing in the air -- ominous, you know? Then a question mark comes up on the screen, so it says, "THE END ?" And then a reel of Fucking side-splitting bloopers!" Get your tickets on the computer-web. NOW!

  • June 25, 2003, 2:25 p.m. CST

    Revenge of the Sith: RotS

    by fanboy69

    How come no one has jumped on this?? I can see it now, StarWars Episode 3: RotS. While it is try that the francise is now quite decayed, I don't see Lucas volunteering this info so freely!

  • June 25, 2003, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Ep III: The Fall of the Jedi

    by Movies4Fun

    First off, we can

  • June 25, 2003, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Hubris is a Bitch

    by Mr. Profit

    Look at how ol Turkey neck is feeling the heat from The Matrix and LOTR. The only good SW flick was Empire. Hey they you go Episode III: Dead Raped Deers Strike Back. Harry will see it in a tool shed on bootlegged DVD.

  • June 25, 2003, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Episode III: If You Don't Stop, You'll Go Blind!

    by Egg McWeeny

    McCallum takes Boba's rocket pack right in the dumper.

  • June 25, 2003, 2:40 p.m. CST

    What the fek is starwars?

    by The Goon

    Oh and Tenenbaum! You forgot... Lucas is a fag!

  • "No, I am your father, brother."

  • June 25, 2003, 2:49 p.m. CST

    As long as ifs NOT Return of the Ewoks!!!

    by pxc

    thats all

  • June 25, 2003, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Who was it on this site who....

    by KryptonsLastSon

    Had a hissy fit just about the time Episode 2 was being written and decided to spoil the title in grand fashion by just proclaiming to the effect...." good luck with... Epsiode 2: The Seventh Tower!" Trying to be a dick and throwing that out there in George Lucas's face. It was a long time site contributor and I think they had just been banned from th e ranch for posting script reviews of Episode 1. Can't seem to place it, anyone else remember that fiasco? I wouldn't put too much stock in this name rumor....

  • June 25, 2003, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Gonna be better than Reloaded and TTT and ROTK Gand

    by UberSpectre

  • June 25, 2003, 2:57 p.m. CST

    I've got a couple

    by The Old Geek

    How about Episode III: The Dooku Hits the Fan. or...Episode III: The Empire Strikes Out

  • June 25, 2003, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Star Wars and the Order of the Phoenix

    by MyBowelsHurt

    Yipeee

  • June 25, 2003, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Seriously, Lucas isn't going to release the title for another ye

    by Tall_Boy

    He did the same with Ep. I and Ep. II. I dug both of those titles. Phantom Menace was a pretty good title. Maul / Sidious / Palpatine / Trade Federaation / Anakin could all be seen as a Phantom Menace. I dug Attack of the Clones cuz it was really pulpy. Revenge of the Sith sounds cool and would fit nicely with Return of the Jedi, but its been a fan-title for soooooo long I doubt it would be used.

  • June 25, 2003, 3:20 p.m. CST

    My suggestion for Episode III subtitle

    by spookymulder

    How about Star Wars- Episode III: Revenge of the Swiss Cheese Condoms? I think it has a pleasant ring to it. Besides, I'm of the firm belief that anything Lucas does as of late should be subtitled, "(fill in the blank)... Swiss Cheese Condoms".

  • June 25, 2003, 3:26 p.m. CST

    episode 3 : a steaming pile of lava

    by DrX

  • June 25, 2003, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode 3: I have a very bad feelng about this

    by Hooterman22

    Or Star Wars Episode 3: We're gonna need a bigger boat -J

  • June 25, 2003, 3:34 p.m. CST

    by commy

    episode III - i know ure gonna pay to see how royaly ive screwed it up. hows he gonna squeeze all the stuff in? so much to cover over so much time yet still im confident he'll find time for more sh*te comical sequences that are pointless and dont amuse anyone a la the droid factory in ep II

  • June 25, 2003, 3:36 p.m. CST

    STAR WARS Episode 3-D

    by agentfett

    Did everybody forget the rule that the third installment of any series must be in 3-D?

  • June 25, 2003, 3:38 p.m. CST

    More of the Same

    by soundingbrass

    Episode III: Hardcore Yoda Fisting - in which Lucas just gives up on trying to please you people and treats you to the only thing you'd all like to see... CGI Yoda with his grubby, pounding claws stuck up to the shoulder blade in Padme. "Like that do you? My name say you! Daddy who is your?"

  • June 25, 2003, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: I've Got A Bad Feeling About This

    by Numenor

    Sums it up nicely.

  • June 25, 2003, 4:03 p.m. CST

    "Balance of the Force" What the F@&#!!

    by AdonisFigure

    Have Star Wars Fans acutally realized the last two Films' entire premise is simply: Yoda and Obi-Wan and the hundreds of other Jedi are... DUMB AS SHIT!! Think about it... the prophecy on Anakin is "he will bring balance to the force." Then realize that... the world is filled with goddamn Jedi!! The Sith haven't been heard from in hundreds of years!!! What kind of balance can there possibly be??? Ugghhhhhh I hate George Lucas, I hate George Lucas, I hate...

  • June 25, 2003, 4:17 p.m. CST

    who gives a fuck...

    by HowieBeale

    the movie's gonna suck anyway. Episode II was the worst piece of cinema since...well, Episode I...

  • June 25, 2003, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode 3D!

    by flugelbinder

    You know it would be huge!

  • June 25, 2003, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Episode III:The end of another "Skywalker" actor's career

    by Tarl_Cabot

    Seriously,I like ROTS. It's a great title and that's a positive thing since I hated the last two titles, films.I am looking forward to this since we finally get to see Palpatine take over. I wanna see him throw down with Yoda! I want his scars explained as well as Vader's condition.Revenge of the Sith! finally a good title! Woohoo!

  • June 25, 2003, 4:32 p.m. CST

    What the fuck is all this Hulk Hogan shit? We all know Mr. T own

    by RobGraves

    Here's Ep III. Anakin is Face, and he is all bad ass and good looking, and Padme needs help. Face (Anakin) goes and gets Hannibal (Kenobi) and they enlist the help of Mr. T. Mr. T proceeds to take a pit droid and make a starship out of it. he flies to see the emperor, who tells him that Face is going the way of the darkside. T becomes enraged, and smashes the emperor to dust. Face comes in, but T (with his keen intellect) realizes that it is just Murdock with a Face mask on. Crazy Murdock! He then smashes everything and drinks milk with Yoda. T - I pity da foo who don't stay in da Bearclan. Yoda - True this is. T - Shut up foo, dis is some good Reek milk.

  • June 25, 2003, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Episode III: <insert title here>

    by winter_mute

    Aren't most of these rumors 14-year old fanboy fantasies?

  • June 25, 2003, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Raped Childhoods?

    by CosDashit

    You people who say GL raped your childhoods need to get a life. The old trilogy always has been and always will be great films. Nothing that happens in the prequels can change them, no matter how much you hate them. He hasn't raped your childhoods with these prequels. Get over yourselves.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode 3: HAIL TO THE THIEF

    by KID AB

    Starring PJ Harvey, Queens of the Stone Age and the Polyphonic Spree gang raping Justin Timberlake, Ashton Timberlake and anyone who works for the E Channel. Seriously though the new Radiohead album rules!!!!

  • June 25, 2003, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Episode III: (Geeks insert your own title)

    by astarfan

    .....this is what George should use as the title to please all you geeked out, shit eating, tight wade losers who have no direction or substance to your life so you have to continually cut down his creativity. Before you start cutting him down, look in the mirror. When you have created something 1/1000000 as good as what he has done, live in a bigger house and have a larger checkbook, than you can cut him down. Factual comments are one thing, simply saying he sucks isn't, especially when most of you losers are simply preoccupied with what lotion you are going to use to gratify yourself this evening while looking at pictures in your latest Stuff magazine.......get a life...losers.........

  • June 25, 2003, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Chaffro

    by earthworm

    As much as every AICN catch phrase gets flogged to death (especiallly by that Mbaker dick weed) yours never fail to amuse me. Keep 'em coming.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Battle Beyond The Stars

    by pencil-man

    You can't deny it, it's a perfect title.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: The Whistles go Woo-Wooo!!!

    by Bubb Rubb

  • June 25, 2003, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Star Wars: Episode III: Billy and the Cloneasuarus

    by Big Bad Clone

  • June 25, 2003, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Star Wars: With A Vengence

    by Coldfire24

    What you think?

  • June 25, 2003, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Nemesis

    by themikejonas

    Let's kill two sci-fi franchises with one title.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Ep III: The Final Nighmare; Ep III: Cruise Control; Ep III:

    by Travis_Bickel

  • June 25, 2003, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Ep III: Attack of the Clones - Pt. 2

    by Travis_Bickel

  • June 25, 2003, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Ep III: The Adventure Begins

    by Travis_Bickel

  • June 25, 2003, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Ep III: Assignment: Miami Beach

    by Travis_Bickel

  • June 25, 2003, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Ep III: The Movie

    by Travis_Bickel

  • June 25, 2003, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Smell My Finger

    by Sherlock_Holmes_

    This thread's just nuts.

  • June 25, 2003, 5:59 p.m. CST

    An Empire Divided is the name of the new Star Wars computer game

    by SexyBeast

    its called starwarsgalaxies. you can check it out at www.starwarsgalaxies.com

  • June 25, 2003, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode 3 - Return of the shit that lucas has butchere

    by blckmgk13

    or soemthing along those lines. Come on you know its true.

  • haha

  • June 25, 2003, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Silent But Deadly

    by MyBowelsHurt

    .

  • June 25, 2003, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Episode III - As Good As LOTR, We Promise! Come Baaaaaaaack...

    by Movie Man

  • June 25, 2003, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III - Vice City

    by BYOBkenobi

  • June 25, 2003, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Episode3: The Fabulous 9 Get Together! Miracle in the Black Drea

    by FleshMeatDoll

    ...

  • June 25, 2003, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Episode III - Dead Nigger Storage

    by BYOBkenobi

    Do you think there will be a sign on the front of this movie saying, Dead Nigger Storage? No, I don't think there will be, because there ISN'T ONE!

  • June 25, 2003, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Episode 3 - Where are my firebird keys??!?!!?

    by BYOBkenobi

  • June 25, 2003, 6:29 p.m. CST

    You losers. It's tentatively called Dagobah 6-500...

    by Beatrice_Kidd

    ... because the only thing that can save this franchise now is vampires and warewolves.

  • June 25, 2003, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Episode III - How ya like them apples? I got her numba!!!

    by BYOBkenobi

  • June 25, 2003, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Luke, I am your MOTHER

    by zinc_chameleon

    Thumb Wars did it all.

  • June 25, 2003, 6:50 p.m. CST

    EP 3: Revenge Of The Vagina Monologues

    by nuprin

  • June 25, 2003, 6:51 p.m. CST

    EP 3: George vs. Peter

    by nuprin

    ...as if that is even a fair battle!!!

  • June 25, 2003, 6:52 p.m. CST

    EP 3: From Anikin To Finger-cuffs

    by nuprin

  • ...ok, I'll stop now...

  • June 25, 2003, 6:56 p.m. CST

    EP 3: The K-Y Connection (all girl action)...

    by nuprin

    ...someone stop me!

  • June 25, 2003, 7:04 p.m. CST

    EPISODE III "THE SECRET TO MARKETING A SHITTY MOVIE"

    by Rcamacho2278

    Honestly, star wars movies are SHIT. I have no faith in george, hes a fucken loser who let us down TWICE.

  • June 25, 2003, 7:07 p.m. CST

    WHY DOESNT THIS FUCKEN WEBSITE FIX THE ORDER OF THESE TALKBACKS!

    by Rcamacho2278

    god this fucken site SUCKS!!

  • June 25, 2003, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Episode III: A tennis ball, a blue screen, and no script

    by ManosTHOF

    Bring on the merchandisin', I wants me a black lightsaber.

  • June 25, 2003, 7:09 p.m. CST

    EP 3: How Early Will I (a film geek) Stand In Line?

    by nuprin

  • June 25, 2003, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III : Attack of the Psychlos

    by hyper-psycho

    I hope this movie sucks soo much that it beats Battlefield Earth on the suckiest movies of all time chart !

  • June 25, 2003, 7:25 p.m. CST

    STAR WARS III: Curly's Gold

    by chaselaw

  • June 25, 2003, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Once more with feeling......

    by ogonekenobi

    Now, give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!!!

  • June 25, 2003, 7:33 p.m. CST

    It WON'T be "Revenge of the Sith" ...and WHY:

    by TheJon

    Lucas will NEVER name Episode III "Revenge of the Sith". Whether we all think it's perfect or not. Even if LUCAS HIMSELF thinks it's the PERFECT TITLE. ...doesn't matter now. Why you ask? Because we are all talking about it! Lucas wants to be original. He wants to make sure he feels as though everyone sees him as being unique and different. "Revenge of the Sith" will now, thanks to us, NEVER HAPPEN. It's now gonna be a title that will embarrass us all. Too bad. "Revenge of the Sith" seemed very appropriate.

  • June 25, 2003, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Going Ape!

    by medrury

  • June 25, 2003, 8 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Jar-Jar Does Dallas

    by medrury

  • June 25, 2003, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Some reactor core gets shot and everything blows up

    by BrianGriffin

    Star Was is obviously not dead since its Talk Backs have more posts than any other movie, and the new one hasn't even been made yet. A discussion about the possible TITLE of the movie TWO YEARS from now attracts more people than a dozen Matrix discussions. Screw the Matrix and screw Theodor Logan and his MTV Spring Break Zion orgies. "Excellent!"

  • June 25, 2003, 8:09 p.m. CST

    FALL OF THE JEDI

    by victor laszlo

    bitch

  • June 25, 2003, 8:12 p.m. CST

    FALL OF THE JEDI

    by victor laszlo

    FALL OF THE JEDI makes ROTJ resonate like nothing else could. I expect the actual title to be worse than one I can think of, though.

  • June 25, 2003, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Nerds in Paradise

    by medrury

  • June 25, 2003, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Lucas Finally retires

    by fAbs

  • June 25, 2003, 8:19 p.m. CST

    I know! I know!

    by Thavertop

    Knowing JL it will be Ep3: Dude, where is my star destroier?

  • June 25, 2003, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Cry of the fan boys

    by fAbs

    Just admit it. Lucas is nothing more than a stuborn spoilt little control freak. Without schults he can produce nothing better than pathetic kids movies.

  • June 25, 2003, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Comic Book Guy Says... Worst Episode Ever!

    by medrury

  • June 25, 2003, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Staying Alive

    by medrury

  • June 25, 2003, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Vampires for the Attack on

    by Ted Striker

    It's got a nice ring to it, and Harry would LOVE it.

  • June 25, 2003, 8:44 p.m. CST

    STAR WARS EPISODE III: I'VE GOT YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING NERDS

    by DMSammons

    Can any of you be honest!! It doesn't matter what he names this next piece of shit...we're all going to be there...and we're all going to grumble about how terrible it was...and Lucas is going to just get richer and richer...

  • June 25, 2003, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Episode III: THATS A LOT OF NUTS!

    by trench404

    ;)

  • June 25, 2003, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Episode III : Look At The Dogs........

    by destroydapacka

    Why the fuck not? Makes as much sense as anything else. Guess i'm just pissed at the fact it wasn't used for Ep2. Seriously, have you ever seen a dog anywhere in the Star Wars galaxy? No, so i'm thinking that there is some serious kinda nasty fuck 'uber-dogs' that literally, control all the shit in the galaxy.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Episode III: FullThrottle!

    by Devil'sOwn

    Or, Anakin Gets an Owy. Yeah, Baby! Yo shit iz to' up now! No more Natalie's port for u! Mister Bad Boy in Black, I done tol' ya; ya fuck wit' Obi-Wan- ya get served! Word ta yer Tusken Raper-iced moms. Down with the Old republic!! Ha-HA- You got style, kid, but if yer gonna be a REAL badass ya gotta get a gimmick... like breath real heavy an' wear some black leatha. Ooo! The road to planetary genocide is paved with fashion risks. Hisssss! Fre-zeaky Sith DOOM!

  • June 25, 2003, 9:26 p.m. CST

    EPISODE III - REVENGE OF LUCAS' TURKEY-GOBBLER DOUBLE CHIN

    by Kenshiro_Kane

    Sorry, Brian... beatya to it.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Ep III: Debbie does a galaxie far...

    by dfalk

    far away

  • June 25, 2003, 9:26 p.m. CST

    How about Episode III: Attack of the Bitter, Whining, Loser Fanb

    by Noriko Takaya

    I think that about covers it. Actually, I think it's gonna be "The Sinister Hand of Doom" myself. Toppu o Nerae!

  • June 25, 2003, 9:30 p.m. CST

    EPISODE III - THE ANGRY DRAGON

    by Kenshiro_Kane

    http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/TheList.html

  • June 25, 2003, 9:34 p.m. CST

    EPISODE III - EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT WHY MY WIFE LE

    by Kenshiro_Kane

    I know, I know, George... it hurts. Kind of like when I'm banging Marcia in the ass... Word.

  • June 25, 2003, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: More Fucking CG

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: Unlubricated Prison Rape of the Star Wars Fans

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: I've Got a Bad Feeling About This

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: The Steaming Pile

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: Shit Sandwich

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: In Time You Will Call Me Master

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: You'll be DEAD!!!

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: Porno Has More Mythic Characters...And It's Shot on Video

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: Solid Goldmember

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: Another Ed Wood Prequel

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Ep 3: It Will Suck

    by throne of blood

  • June 25, 2003, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode 3: The Search for Chewbacca

    by SexyBeast

    eh?

  • June 25, 2003, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Episode III: 2 Force 2 Sensitive

    by SexyBeast

    woo

  • June 25, 2003, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Star Wars, Episode III: Fried Chicken Hoes in Heat

    by Pabodie

    Why not? The SW universe has been inching toward softcore ever since the steel bikini. George: It's almost over, pal. Go for the GUSTO!

  • June 25, 2003, 9:58 p.m. CST

    EPISODE III: The Wrath Of N'Sync

    by phasmatrope

    These titles are fucking hilarious! And maybe it's tasteless of me to mention the name of a boy band here, but since a lot of people seem to have low expectations of this next movie anyway, I think I needed to mention it to put things in perspective over to how badly George Lucas has allowed his credibility to sink. "Phantom Menace" wouldn't have been perfect even without Jar-Jar, but it was a slap in the face to all of us the minute we heard Georgie had decided to include those no-talent ass clowns in "Attack Of The Clones" just to impress his dipshit daughter. What, the ranch, the fortune, the toys weren't enough? Besides, if you're a man like George Lucas and you want to impress some fickle 10-year-old (who's going to move on to Avril and boys 6 months later anyway) with some moronic boy band, invite 'em to the ranch for a private concert and give 'em money and a shitload of rare Star Wars paraphenilia (hell, if some no-name record company exec got them to play for his daughter's bar mitzha, you'd figure someone as influential as George Lucas would be able to swing that as well). Invite 'em to dinner, let 'em stay all night, all week if you fucking want. But the movies themselves are HANDS OFF. Holy Grail territory. Alas, he almost did, therefore making a mockery of something we once held dear. And now this once influential series seems destined to go out not with a bang but a whimper. He shoulda followed the lead of Gene Rodenberry and authorized a third party with fresh ideas and passion to film movies based on the books and graphic novels and acted as producer. At least that could've kept things going strong. And yet, here we are...

  • June 25, 2003, 10:09 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Why the Fuck are Fanboys WANTING This to Suck?

    by E.C.

    Seriously. You'd think people would be looking forward to this. AOTC was damned good, in my opinion, and even if you don't think so, it was still a lot better than TPM, which basically means things are improving. I hope Ep 3 is the best goddamned Star Wars movie ever. If you want it to suck, stop fucking crying and get some damned sun.

  • June 25, 2003, 10:26 p.m. CST

    EP3: Chew on this Wookie you Whore

    by Darth Siskel III

  • June 25, 2003, 10:27 p.m. CST

    Ep. III: The Revenge of the Curse of the... ah, fuck it.

    by Devil'sOwn

    C'mon, shit. I'd think by now even the most casual admirer can pick up on the idea that George has a soft spot in his head and heart for the pulp movie serials old, hence his preoccupation with titles that sound, well, cheesy to us modern homo sapien dudes. We were born in an age where movies have cool, distinguished, vaguely sexy titles like Blow, Snatch, and The Matrix: Reloaded. Some of these titles talkbackers came up with are just too... goddamned... perfect! Christ, if we could harness all this creative energy it'd be mindblowing. What the fuck is up with all this LotR and Matrix stuff? Kee-rist peoples. Don't contrast and compare! These are vastly different franchises and only a true ninny would try and suggest they have more than a superficial resemblance to one another. The saga of Middle-earth rules because it is the blueprint by which all other heroic fantasies must follow, and Prof. Tolkien was just a wicked awesome writer. Star Wars is pure high adventure, if you over-analyze it, you're just not on speaking terms with your inner child anymore. Pity. And The Matrix is the most extreme, ultra-modern, post-industrial, nightmare dystopia ever wrapped around an ages-old story of self-discovery (which, evidently confounds the hell out of some of the shitkickers among us). What do they really have in common, other than they are trilogies, and we snot-nosed goobers buy those tickets like sex?

  • June 25, 2003, 10:30 p.m. CST

    EP3: RED TAG TOYS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

    by Darth Siskel III

  • June 25, 2003, 10:31 p.m. CST

    EP3: A Very Special Episode of Star Wars That the Whole Family S

    by Darth Siskel III

  • June 25, 2003, 10:31 p.m. CST

    Episode III: The whiny brat finally becomes cool

    by Tarl_Cabot

  • June 25, 2003, 10:33 p.m. CST

    EP3: Better than 90% of the crappywood abortions we pay $10 to s

    by Darth Siskel III

  • June 25, 2003, 10:43 p.m. CST

    screenplaywriter, don't quit your day job...

    by Boris the Blade

    ...sorry, but your post was extremely un-funny. The best one I've read so far was Zombiehunters "let's get this shit over with..." well done.

  • June 25, 2003, 11 p.m. CST

    Episode III: The Robots of Death

    by TheFourthDoctor

    And if they do it, I shall sue. The man has really never had an original idea ever. Everyone acknowleges that EMPIRE is the best movie, but George was constantly complaining during filming to Kershner and Kasdan that the film "doesn't need to be this good." My only hope is that when George is finished, he lets other directors work in the universe- it's got a lot of potential storywise. Imagine what a guy like Tarantino, Fincher or Ridley Scott could do in the Star Wars universe...which is why it will never happen. George Lucas and fanboy sodomy- two great tastes that taste great together.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:31 p.m. CST

    "Return of the Jedi" was never really intended to be titled "Rev

    by ChinkyDaniels

    George "Monkey Boy" Lucas was obsessed with Lord of the Rings and ripped off the title of that trilogy's third installment, "Return of the King." To cover his tracks, he made up this whole gimmick of pretending that he "realized" revenge would be out of character for a Jedi. Either that or he was just such a fucking moron that the idea of Jedi vengeance didn't occour to him unil halfway into production or whenever. Fucking moron.

  • June 25, 2003, 11:37 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Electric Boogaloo

    by JDM123

    Starring Hulk Hogan as Anakin Skywalker "I hate you!!!!!.....brothers"

  • June 25, 2003, 11:41 p.m. CST

    EP>3 - return of the divided yet revenge minded sodomising monke

    by slade justice

  • June 26, 2003, 12:14 a.m. CST

    Episode III: The Greatest of the All

    by AlwaysThere

    GL will craft the great final to a series of movies in our lifetime. The release in May 2003 will be groundbreaking.

  • June 26, 2003, 12:59 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Pursuit of the Jedi

    by MrStinger

    Which sounds dangerous and tense. I'd actually prefer "Descent Into Darkness" but that doesn't sound movie-serial enough.

  • June 26, 2003, 1 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Poo Poo

    by drompter

    Sorry. I love SW, but I couldn't resist...

  • June 26, 2003, 1:06 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Well, you watched the other five.

    by DomisInnerChild

    Even the crappy three.

  • June 26, 2003, 1:06 a.m. CST

    An infinite number of monkeys at an infinte number of computer k

    by MrStinger

    ...would eventually guess the title of Episode III, and churn out the script for the "Star Wars Christmas Special" in minutes. Proud to be a typing monkey-boy!

  • June 26, 2003, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Not everyone who sees this movie is a gay

    by Thunderlips82

    Shepherd Wong sodomizes George Lucas, gets hooked, and cock blocks every other GL fanboy.

  • June 26, 2003, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Revenge of the Masturbating Wild Monkey's

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Blackula In Space!

    by Sith Lord Sauron

    Feel the fear!!

  • June 26, 2003, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Star Trek Terminator Wars Episode I: Wrath Of The Sith Nemesis M

    by Noriko Takaya

    I'd buy THAT for a dollar! Oh not really. I'd actually just claw my eyes out. Toppu o Nerae!

  • June 26, 2003, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Episode III - The Undiscovered Boner

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 1:34 a.m. CST

    Episode III - Jett doesn't think we need this scene

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 2 a.m. CST

    Episode 3: To Tatooine! Thanks for everything George Lucas!

    by mr_strum

  • June 26, 2003, 2:02 a.m. CST

    Episode III: The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost

    by Jack D. Ripper

  • June 26, 2003, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Episode 3: Viva Rock Vegas!

    by mr_strum

  • June 26, 2003, 2:05 a.m. CST

    Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo

    by mr_strum

  • June 26, 2003, 2:08 a.m. CST

    Episode III: This Should Be Episode II...Episode I Didn't Happen

    by hoorayforeric

    nm

  • June 26, 2003, 2:18 a.m. CST

    Episode III - The Irritable Bowel Syndrome

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 2:19 a.m. CST

    Episode III - The CGI Diarrhea Orgasm

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 2:37 a.m. CST

    Episode III - Christopher Walken's Fungus Brigade

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Episode III - Darth Bane's Insane in the Membrane (Awww Yeah Mu

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 2:58 a.m. CST

    Episode III - Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 3:10 a.m. CST

    Hairy Pooter and the Odor of the Penis

    by zeufer

  • June 26, 2003, 3:11 a.m. CST

    Episode III - This Time We're Using Lego Actors

    by wookieepotpie

  • June 26, 2003, 3:19 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: The Wookie Gets Bent

    by Thalya

    'nuff said.

  • June 26, 2003, 4:10 a.m. CST

    agency?

    by debilbfefj

    any word on what agency? even just a hint? i don't live in or near sydney but i'd be happy to travel just for extra work. i'm a geek so it's a bit of a pipe dream... being in ep3:)

  • June 26, 2003, 5:08 a.m. CST

    Episode III : The Return of JAR JAR, EWOKS, and GIZMO

    by RUBBERSOUL12

  • June 26, 2003, 5:16 a.m. CST

    episode 3: because we are contractually obligated; episode 3: ge

    by malakite

    this is the last i will be posting about this particular movie. its sort of depressing that the entire series is doomed to be forgotten, or more likely, despised, simply because of 1 mediocre film(Jedi) and three pisspoor films(the new ones). thank god we never have to endure ep.'s 7, 8, and 9.

  • June 26, 2003, 5:19 a.m. CST

    Episode III - Die Darkman Die!

    by Robert_G_Durant

    That is all.

  • June 26, 2003, 5:32 a.m. CST

    Birth of Hope or Rise of the Dark Side

    by RUBBERSOUL12

  • June 26, 2003, 5:52 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Howordaduk Happens

    by RUBBERSOUL12

  • June 26, 2003, 6:20 a.m. CST

    Episode III: He's More Machine Now Than Man, Twisted and Evil

    by hellboy69

    Whether that describes Vaderbrat, or Mr Lucas himself, is up to y'all. Unconfirmed rumours: Chewbacca will indeed chew tobacco in this movie. His new action figure will come with spitoon accessory. Natalie Portman's character is to be fitted with a robotic erect nipple at the climax of this movie. Pee Wee Herman will play a young Peter Cushing. Lots of love, Hellboy

  • June 26, 2003, 6:53 a.m. CST

    Episode III - FIX THE GODDAMN FUCKING TALKBACKS YOU PRIMATIVE SC

    by earthworm

  • June 26, 2003, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Everybody Booze Up And Riot!!

    by Noriko Takaya

    Sith Lord Cheese: Gin makes a man mean, Jedi foo! Sith Lord Milk: Everybody booze up, riot and run a train on that ho Amidala! Whoopty-WHOOP!!

  • June 26, 2003, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Episode III:Hulk Hogan's skullet get's ripped of by Mr. T.

    by RobGraves

    No way you can deafeat the rebellion brother! I'm not gonna let down all the little hulkamaniacs out there! Shut up Crazy Murdock, here's a mouthful of fist! The End. 3 hours long, and this is all that happens. Where's the line up, and for gods sake, stop asking me to wear a dress.

  • My the force run wild on you, brother!

  • June 26, 2003, 9 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Enter the Balloon Knot

    by Egg McWeeny

    McCallum rides a speeder bike on the Hershey Highway.

  • June 26, 2003, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Episode 3: The Fall of the Republic

    by fitzyrooney

  • June 26, 2003, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Weekend at Bernie's

    by Dataset

    You got it.

  • June 26, 2003, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Padme's Pap Smear

    by Kneel_Be4_Zod

    nm

  • June 26, 2003, 10:03 a.m. CST

    ProfessorChaos is correct

    by AlwaysThere

    There is no empire at this point in time. It's still just a republic.

  • June 26, 2003, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Episode III : The Search for More Money

    by Matt

    lucas is a fucking hack

  • June 26, 2003, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Lucas is obsessed with serials? Duh!!

    by stew312856

    This is to reply to that post that said Lucas has invested a bit of his serial obsession into Star Wars: STAR WARS IS A SERIAL WITH 3 BILLION DOLLARS TO SPEND! Lucas and Spieleberg are both little kids who never got over Flash Jordan (Star Wars), King Kong (Jurassic Park), and James Bond (Indiana Jones). They just made their own little fanboy fantasy stories, and had a little money on the side to get effects better than wires to hold a plane up. They also added little subtexts to teach some lessons (Jurassic: Don't screw with nature) and some visuals to just fufill their boyhood dreams (Raiders: Having God Himself unload the wrath of the Lord on the Nazis, the whole crate burning the swatstika away, beating the Nazis with a gun, a whip, and a fedora.) It's just a big tribute to Flash Gordon. Also, it was originallt Revenge on the Jedi. However, it was also Revenge of Kahn, and both were com,ing out in the same time frame, so to prevent confusion, Lucas changed the title and also offered up a legit reason. Revenge of Kahn was changed to Wrath and they both went down as classics of Sci-Fi.

  • June 26, 2003, 11 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Tongue in Bung Sounds Mighty Mighty Good to Me

    by Egg McWeeny

    McCallum was once raped by a Wampa. I have proof.

  • June 26, 2003, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Star Wars, Epsiode III: These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty

    by Trav McGee

    Or, "THESE Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!" Or These PRETZELS are Making Me Thirsty!" Or "These Pretzels are Making Me THIRSTY!" Or "THESE Pretzels Are Making ME Thirsty!" Or "These PRETZELS Are Making Me THIRSTY!" Or.... Oh, sorry, I thought this was that new Woody Allen movie.

  • June 26, 2003, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Episode III: Fall of the Pants...

    by Master Beta

    There HAS to be a sex scene with anakin and natalie portman. With candles and 80s pop love songs! "Oooooh, Ooooh, oooooh, ooooooh ooooooooh, I know this, much is TRUUUE!!" You know you want to see it...

  • June 26, 2003, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Shepherd Wong, I pity you

    by AdonisFigure

    Your insistent defense of George Lucas is sad and desperate. Although I am an atheist, I will tell all my Christian friends to pray for you tonight... You certainly need some form of guidance, spiritual or whatever. You fail to remember that George Lucas lost both testicles in a freak waterskiing accident years ago. Since then, his movies have reflected a certain Eunuch quality. The sooner you realize this the sooner your life will improve.

  • June 26, 2003, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Episode III: 'Blame it on the Rain'

    by AdonisFigure

    Padme and Anakin could become mega-intergalactic pop stars after a hit single about Jedi love, only to have the Jedi counsel expose that they in fact lipsynched their way to greatness... The surviving member of Milli Vanilli could be thawed out of his Carbonate prison hanging over some random Hutt's bikini girl (maybe Jewel now that she's determined to take her clothes off), and try to persuade Padme not to kill herself. She does anyway, propelling Anakin to become... Darth Vader

  • June 26, 2003, 11:30 a.m. CST

    adonisfigure and other out there

    by OneBadMother

    Just thought I'd clear something up...not that anybody who reads this stuff here cares except for maybe bitching about what others do and how sad and pathetic their lives are...anyway as for clearing something up "bring balance to the force"...There are two ways for this to happen...if Anakin will bring balance to the force it will be because there are already sooo many Jedi and he will become the most vicious Sith around i.e. bring balance to the force...though not in a good way...the other version is that Luke is the one who will bring balance to the force...Anakin is part of this because...drum roll...he is Luke's father...(haha)...anyway so by the time Luke comes around there are Jedi and Sith all over and Luke will be teh one to make order out of chaos...therefor bringing balance to the force...taaa-daaa...oh and everyone who complains and hate George Lucas and what he's done to the franchise...it's still his franchise...by stock in his company...make your own movie...join the human race...just quit being such pussy assmotherfuckers...oh yeah...I'll still see you in line to watch Episode 3!!!

  • June 26, 2003, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Leprechaun In The Hood

    by jules windex

    I also like Episode 3: Will Beat The Living Hell Out Of That Piece Of SHIT Reloaded And You Apologists Need To Reco'nize!!!

  • June 26, 2003, 12:32 p.m. CST

    It's official!!!

    by skowheggan

    The official website has just announced the title!!! Episode III: IN PRODUCTION!!! It has a nice ring to it.

  • June 26, 2003, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Amidala Gets the Donkey Punch

    by TV CASUALTY

    Now that's a spicy meatball.

  • June 26, 2003, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Episode 3: Everybody in Flannel

    by McCormic

    So, you know, the movie starts out with a bunch of flannel dressed Star Wars aliens, swing dancing to "Jump, Jive, and Wail" aganst an intirely white background. And then that goes on for about 30 seconds until the screen goes all white, with the words "Everybody in Flannel" across it. Then we just cut to the Gap logo. A fitting end to George Lucas's incredable legacy. . .

  • June 26, 2003, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Episode III: DEAD RAPED DEAR

    by Mr Funktastic

  • June 26, 2003, 3:17 p.m. CST

    ........hey losers.................

    by astarfan

    hey, wipe your mouth......thank god none of you moron losers make movies..........you guys wouldnt know a good film series if it bit you on your scrawny little asses...get to the store and buy more lotion.....one point....the fact that EP 2 made as much as it did being the 5th film of the series says a lot about its validity........Spiderman wont ever make it to a 5th film.......indexed for inflation, SW 1 made more than SPMAN 1...............keep on jerkin' the gerkin'

  • June 26, 2003, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Dude Where's My Clone?

    by DahDahDah

    nt

  • June 26, 2003, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Episode 45: Works Every Time

    by DahDahDah

  • June 26, 2003, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Episode 3: Once You Go Black You Never Go Back

    by DahDahDah

  • June 26, 2003, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Bride Of Vaderstein

    by DahDahDah

  • June 26, 2003, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Daaamn Niggah You Straight Chillin To The Bone Wit

    by DahDahDah

  • June 26, 2003, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Elephantitus of The Force

    by DahDahDah

  • June 26, 2003, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Empirial Graffiti

    by DahDahDah

  • June 26, 2003, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: Laid Back Sippin On Gin and Juice

    by DahDahDah

    Or is there a copyright problem there?

  • June 26, 2003, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Anakin has a beer and cheets on Senator Amidala

    by Spoons

  • June 26, 2003, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Shephard Wong

    by Indiana Clones

    You are awesome. I should frame that post. Cheers. SW is king

  • June 26, 2003, 4:41 p.m. CST

    by sen

    EPISODE III: Up Sith Creek

  • June 26, 2003, 4:42 p.m. CST

    EP III: Wipe Your Mouth and Get a Life

    by astarfan

    .......move out of your parents house and into your own place.....put away your action figurs......get a job...get some direction....start excercising...try to go out on a real date...put the old Starlog mags and lotion away........

  • June 26, 2003, 4:53 p.m. CST

    EP III: Quit bopping the twiki to Wilma Deering!

    by astarfan

  • June 26, 2003, 5:04 p.m. CST

    EP III = EP I + EP II

    by Anowan

  • June 26, 2003, 5:05 p.m. CST

    EP III : Pull my Finger

    by Anowan

  • June 26, 2003, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Episode III : Return of the Gutless, Soulless, Digital-Diarrea M

    by Strange Ranger

  • June 26, 2003, 5:15 p.m. CST

    My guess on the title...

    by azzard

    I bought the Indiana Jones trilogy video packs sometime ago which includes an extra video of the Young Indiana Jones (YIJ) series. As I'm flicking through the little pamphlet that comes with the YIJ episode, I noticed something about the other YIJ titles... Chapter 10 - The Phantom Train of Doom... The Phantom Menace right? It goes on... Chapter 12 - Attack of the Hawkmen... Attack of the Clones right? Well one the YIJ episodes is entitled "Masks of the Evil"... now, if Lucas WAS to follow suit, I'd reckon "Masks (or Mask) of the Sith" sound about right to me... what with the Sith revealing themselves and Anakin yet to get HIS mask... watch this space I reckon...

  • June 26, 2003, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Points to consider, teamsters... John Williams thinks the final

    by Silver_Joo

    .. the air tastes sweeter. LOTR was a trilogy that set a precedent, but cinematically, Star Wars came first. There are three decades between them. Lucas aped serials and Kurosawa, not Tolkein per se, who stole heavily from Norse mythology. However, the first and new trilogies use the same devices as Tolkein does. There is nothing groundbreaking in either, and there never was. They are just brilliant slices of entertainment, that embody the optimism of humanity. That shit is timeless, so just be grateful that Lucas and Jackson are capable enough to translate their respctive visions onto screen. You should also remember what brought us through our childhood, many of us were touched by the galaxy far far away, it is a shame that you seem to lose sight of that.

  • June 26, 2003, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: I wish I could just wish for a well writt

    by 900LBGorilla

  • June 26, 2003, 7:18 p.m. CST

    '"Last wars . . . Hayden Christensen, Rick McCallum, George Luca

    by McCormic

    Should be "are ready to kick the bloody corpes of the Star Wars saga in the head."

  • June 26, 2003, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: The Quest For Toy Sales

    by 900LBGorilla

    Let's face it Lucas LOST it somewhere between "Howard the Duck" and "WIllow"... Now he's butchering what WAS his masterpiece and in a hil-fucking-arious turn of events WON'T EVER RELEASE his masterpieces (ANH/ESB) in digital format EXCEPT in a version where he fucks it up in dipshit moves like Han being Greedo's man bitch except that Gredo Cant aim 2 feet, and Jabba playing the role of a comefdian in ANH...ROCK ON GEORGE! And pass at least some of the shit that freid your brains down the bong line while you still maintainn your fine motor skills.

  • June 26, 2003, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Star Wars 3: Anakin gets burninated

    by kia_purity

    I liked all the other titles, and so I had to throw in my own idea. (I'm sure my idea is lame.)

  • June 26, 2003, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Just admit it fanboys .. Starwars blows

    by fAbs

    Let's see how childish Lucas decides to make this movie. Or perhaps he hired someone who can actually write a script to help him out this time. Either way be prepared for a silly unoriginal script with poor dialogue and a ridiculous plot. Starting from Return of the jedi, Lucas has just had too many 'yes-men' who fail to disagree with anything he says. "hey I got it, lets make a silly looking CG character with long ears, big feat, a sill voice, who gets kicked out of his society for being CLUMSY" - "woah, sounds like a great idea Mister Lucas" - "year brilliant Idea boss, I wish I could think of something like that"

  • June 26, 2003, 8:49 p.m. CST

    SW3:lets burn a big fatty

    by Stimpson J Cat

  • June 26, 2003, 9:15 p.m. CST

    EP III - gone with the wookie

    by IMBUE

    <EOM>

  • June 26, 2003, 9:16 p.m. CST

    EP III - give me the mylanta I've got the kessel runs

    by IMBUE

  • June 26, 2003, 9:18 p.m. CST

    EP III - the meat saber cometh

    by IMBUE

  • June 26, 2003, 9:20 p.m. CST

    EP III - jabbas jammed the jedi with his butt log

    by IMBUE

  • June 26, 2003, 9:21 p.m. CST

    EP3: Milkin IT

    by Chem

    Good grief, couldn't waste my money seeing this last one. He's milkin it..... just keep pulling on our titties George..... I'm sure you can squeeze a few more bucks out.

  • June 26, 2003, 10:53 p.m. CST

    EP III Return of the King

    by inthetrenches

    oh wait, you meant SW. hahaha, wake up guys, the prequels SUCK!

  • June 26, 2003, 11:13 p.m. CST

    Episode III Title

    by Playhouse

    I'm gunning for Star Wars - Episode III: The Darkness Falls or Star Wars - Episode III: The Flames of Fate myself.

  • June 26, 2003, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Episode III: The end of the worst trilogy of all time

    by Tarl_Cabot

  • June 26, 2003, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Episode III: I hope G-lu retires in '05

    by Tarl_Cabot

  • June 26, 2003, 11:25 p.m. CST

    AN EMPIRE DIVIDED IS THE NAME OF THE STAR WARS GALAXIES GAME!!!

    by Batutta

    Go check out the end of the trailer on Lucasarts website. Somebody didn't do their homework.

  • June 26, 2003, 11:29 p.m. CST

    EP III: The Lone Actor On A Blue Screen Wars

    by LilSpiel

  • Man. Isn't it amazing that people are STILL defending these new movies and Star Wars now almost non-existent place in the pantheon of great films? What I really didn't forsee, and other TB's have mentioned this, is how much these movies utterly sucking would affect my view of the originals. After The Phantom Menace, I went back to Star Wars and Empire, and I could still pretend that I didn't see the so-called backstory. But after the confusing, plodding AOTC and the quality of Lord of the Rings(of which I had ZERO interest until about two minutes into the first film), Star Wars DOES almost seem to be erased from memory. HERE's an interesting example of the aforementioned 'iron grip' that die-hard Star Wars fans have on their fantasy - I'm selling my collection of Star Wars memorabilia(except the original figures). I planned on doing it using Ebay, but my parents had a garage sale over the weekend and I just randomly put out like two Jabba figures to maybe pocket some cash. This kid fawned over them and a poster of the rereleases so I told him I had a whole collection laid out upstairs. Well, he had a wife and a kid, and as soon as I told him about the stuff upstairs his wife looked like she wanted to kill him. He came upstairs and repeatedly asked me "why are you selling this stuff? I can't believe you're selling your collection... WHY?" Like he really knew why and I just didn't want to say it out loud. I just said I was moving and didn't have room for it... actually, I'd rather have the cash than all that useless shit sitting in my closet. The only fanboy stuff I collect now are those Marvel Statues by Randy Bowen. They are pretty high quality and, despite the hit or nearly miss Marvel films, have decades of excellent comic book work to stand on. Anyway... just an observation. Oh, and despite what I've said, I thought that, AOTC, standing on it's own, was visually a pretty amazing flick.

  • June 26, 2003, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Star Wars:Episode 3

    by Terrigen Mist

    Uh....Yeah... Here it is. Star Wars:EP3 attack of 'da 50 cent clubbin' Pootie Tangs. Satta-tay my brother.Star Wars is the na-no Matrix Revolutions is the seppa-kleppa sha-i.!!!!

  • June 27, 2003, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Clone War

    by BoyWonder

    Come on, in New Hope, Luke said "my father didnt fight in the clone wars" The name was already picked from the getgo

  • June 27, 2003, 12:43 a.m. CST

    In order to have talked-back about this, you must have had an in

    by Cruel Shoes

  • June 27, 2003, 1:26 a.m. CST

    OrionsAngel, thanks for the story!!

    by Noriko Takaya

    WHOO-HOO, it's starting again! Lucas is beginning filming Ep. III (*does happy dance*)! The crew in in Sydney and the cast be suiting up. Haters need not apply or bother watching it when it comes out, but I know you all will anyway just so you can have something to bitch about. Ahhh, but if Lucas REALLY wanted to make this thing as dark as he says, he'd retire John Williams and let Lordwind or Nile do the soundtrack. Yes. . .yeeeessssss. Toppu o Nerae!

  • June 27, 2003, 2:31 a.m. CST

    sheesh...

    by nuno75

    am i the only one that loved ALL of the SW, LOTR, and MATRIX movies? the drama queens are coming out in full force on this one, i see... the old "i love n' synch but the backstreet boyz are awful" crowd.... okay... i wanna tackle a few issues, if you don't mind. jar jar: yeah he was goofy and cartoonish... but so were were artoo and threepio... it's called comic relief... i mean, look back at the original three movies... "a new hope" wasn't exactly all blood, tits, and bad words either... the movies from the very beginning have been "clean family entertainment" and that hasn't changed at all... i was frankly amazed at the perfect continuity in style between jedi and phantom. clones was a little weird for me, but i'm giving lucas enough credit to wait for the next one before i pass final judgement. and as for the guy who said something about there are two ways for "balance to be brought to the force" both of them involving luke? dude... the balance has "already been brought" when vader chucked the emperor down the shaft... anakin killed the emperor and therefore brought balance to the force... luke more or less inspired him to do it, but anakin did it. as for all you haters... i think it's just politics with you about everything... you assume everyone loves star wars so you feel special for hating it... same with matrix reloaded. i just wish that people could watch movies and listen to music and judge on what they see and hear and forget the rest of the world. STAR WARS: good LOTR: good MATRIX: good FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY: bad METALLICA-LOAD/RELOAD: good METALLICA-ST.ANGER: bloody 'orrible!!!!

  • June 27, 2003, 2:41 a.m. CST

    episode 3 : sorry about the first two. this one's good i promise

    by anusanusanus

    why is everyone so excited about episode three? doesn't anyone remember the heaping pile of baby shit that was episode 1 and 2? well the yoda/christopher lee light sabre duel was pretty bad ass....

  • June 27, 2003, 2:44 a.m. CST

    nerds unite!

    by anusanusanus

    hey i heard there's this house down the street where there's this girl changing in FRONT OF THE WINDOW! RUN LITTLE NERDS RUN! and may the force be with you...

  • June 27, 2003, 2:46 a.m. CST

    p.s.

    by anusanusanus

    yah um...all metallica sucks dude. sorry

  • June 27, 2003, 3:04 a.m. CST

    Episode 3: I Hate Sand!

    by jules windex

  • June 27, 2003, 3:05 a.m. CST

    Episode 3: Download It And Piss Off Moriarty

    by jules windex

  • June 27, 2003, 3:09 a.m. CST

    It should be called Star Wars Episode 3: Master Gigolo, starring

    by jules windex

    "Don't talk backwards to me, brother!!"

  • June 27, 2003, 3:13 a.m. CST

    okay, i'll give you that one...

    by nuno75

    i shouldn't have brought up the metallica thing, since it is obvisously not as universally "good" as the star wars movies... i've just been really bothered by that album... i also forgot to mention earlier... i prefer the titles "rise of the empire" or "fall of the republic" in no particular order i don't like "revenge of the sith" mostly because "sith" is actually a pretty minor term throughout the series.. and so far, "jedi" is the only word he pretty much made up that ended up in a title... "revenge of the sith" would be about the equivalent of calling it "palpatine's revenge" or "amidala's choice" or something... i mean, it has to have some kind of appeal to people who might not know what these movies are about... contrary to popular opinion, i think these movies should be made for everyone, and not just people who saw the original movies when they were five years old, causing them to believe it was the biggest most amazing thing there could ever be, and rendering any modern addition to the story totally impotent to them.

  • June 27, 2003, 4:12 a.m. CST

    The difference between REAL star wars fans and you people

    by Indiana Clones

    You people want a Hollywood version of star wars, with snappy aggressive one-liners, camera-mugging character entrances, poker-faced portentious/pretentious dialogue/acting and a noisy, ugly in-your-face attitude that screams "please give me a star wars that disguises my inept stunted childlike mind and makes people think i'm badass", which Jar Jar didn't. Which is why he rocks. Bye nerds.

  • June 27, 2003, 4:49 a.m. CST

    No. Jar Jar talked down to my intelligence. (My numerous spelli

    by McCormic

    I was looking for a fun serial style action movie, with heart, soul, and that great sence of mystisium. What we got instead were hollow movies. Hollow acting. Hollow scripts. What we got -was- Hollywood version of Star Wars. We got no -real- sence of wonder. Haden Christansen and Jar Jar were like two dimentional Hollywood parodys of that Star Wars feeling of childlike wonder. Ep. 2 just did away with the wonder all together. No no no, Indiana Clones. I'm not a nerd, espechally not a Star Wars nerd. But the way this has all played out really saddens me. To see another great thing destroyed for money.

  • June 27, 2003, 4:57 a.m. CST

    And by the way. . .

    by McCormic

    Artoo and Threepio were comic relife. Jar-Jar was not. "'Blep-Blop-Bloop' 'Don't quote your mindless pholosphy to me!'" is funny. "Me sa' think'n this is way bomb bad," is not.

  • June 27, 2003, 6:38 a.m. CST

    Jar Jar no funnee

    by Indiana Clones

    Yeah but he pissed off a lot of nerds who thought they liked Star Wars which was pricelessly hysterical. It's fair that one could fail to interpret TPM as the spirited jaunty serial-esque adventure that it was, but come on. You didn't find AOTC's banterous car chase funny or exciting? You didn't get a kick out of Ben throwing spears at monsters? You didn't laugh when Yoda turned into Sonic The Hedgehog? If not then you have no soul. And if it was another mystical rites of passage space opera you wanted, then the only way for that to be possible without tarnishing SW's rep would be to make the same old shit again only better, and Lucas is only a filmmaker, not god. Telling the story of Anakin and Palpatine is the best Star Wars trilogy Lucas could have made, and in this day and age he couldn't have made it any better.

  • June 27, 2003, 6:47 a.m. CST

    And

    by Indiana Clones

    In the old trilogy, the acting was shit apart from the older actors, just like the new trilogy. In the old trilogy, the scripts were lyrically bland with crappy lines although the structure was rock-solid, just like the new trilogy. The plots of the new movies put the old ones to shame. They were bolder and more personal, but certainly "emptier" than anything in the new movies, where the plot is anything but.

  • June 27, 2003, 11:45 a.m. CST

    ummmm... Last time I checked...

    by HeatedBlanket

    Some of you are calling the new Star Wars movies childish. The last time I checked Star Wars was a kids movie. Lucas made it with the intention of it being a kids movie. Jar Jar is really frickin anoying but kids like him, which is exactly why Lucas put him in. Everyone knows the dialog is shit. But kids arn't paying attention to that. It is not hard to enjoy the new movies if you just watch them with that inmind.

  • June 27, 2003, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Star Wars Episode III: The Creature Lives

    by Sro100

    Star Wars Episode III: THE CREATURE LIVES

  • June 27, 2003, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Episode III: The Search For Greedo

    by tobedetermined

  • June 27, 2003, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Vegas Vacation

    by tobedetermined

  • June 27, 2003, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Episode III: American Wedding

    by tobedetermined

  • June 27, 2003, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Episode III: The Saga's Beginning Ends, Or Does It?

    by tobedetermined

  • June 27, 2003, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Jedis Gone Wild

    by tobedetermined

  • June 28, 2003, 1:38 a.m. CST

    If your here, I will respond to you. If you are not. . . then I

    by McCormic

    Your comments and mine will be seprated by three asterixs *** In the old trilogy, the acting was shit apart from the older actors, just like the new trilogy. *** I understand that movies are largely a matter of personal taste. . . but you seem. . . horrably deluted. These films where bad. Horrable. Where was Luke's acting bad? Where?? How does Aniakin, Young or Old, hold a candle to it. You cared about Luke. Aniakin Young was like this little puppy who kept yapping at you every single moment you didn't pet it, and Old's acting was so bad my mother and I, who had rented the movie, kept making jokes about his need to go to Jedi Acting School. With Luke, you felt every word coming out of his mouth. "Are you kidding? Their trying to kill us!" "She's rich." And you felt it. You felt for him. *** In the old trilogy, the scripts were lyrically bland with crappy lines although the structure was rock-solid, just like the new trilogy. *** Lyrically bland? How. "Size matters not." Lyrical. "Trust your feelings, let go." Lyrical. "These arn't the drodes your looking for." Lyrical. What do we see in the new movies. Midicloians. "My master is holding me back." "My master is holding me back." "My master is holding me back." "Oh that's ok. I think your cute even though your kind of psyco." *** The plots of the new movies put the old ones to shame. *** I think you are deluted. The first plot felt meaningless, but felt as though they where trying. The second might as well have been produced by Jerry Brockhimer there was so little by the way of meaningfull plot. *** They were bolder and more personal, but certainly "emptier" than anything in the new movies, where the plot is anything but. *** I have offered you all I can to explain this too you. As just a member of the general public, I was incredably disapointed. And I know I am in a majority. *** Jar Jar no funnee Comment: Yeah but he pissed off a lot of nerds who thought they liked Star Wars which was pricelessly hysterical. *** How can somone think they like something. They either like it or they don't. What if someone made a copy of the Mona Lisa, but instead of her smerk, they put a big clown smile on her face, and people didn't like it. Does that mean they don't like Picaso. *** It's fair that one could fail to interpret TPM as the spirited jaunty serial-esque adventure that it was, but come on. You didn't find AOTC's banterous car chase funny or exciting? *** I found it to be a rip off of the 5th Element, right down to the color of the car *** You didn't get a kick out of Ben throwing spears at monsters? *** I found the scean with all the Jedi and all the monsters in the arena to be tripe. It was something I would have found cool in a video game, but in a Star Wars movie? Not classy. More. . . materbatoral. *** You didn't laugh when Yoda turned into Sonic The Hedgehog? *** I don't think that was supposed to be funny *** If not then you have no soul. *** Or I might just not be deluted. *** And if it was another mystical rites of passage space opera you wanted, then the only way for that to be possible without tarnishing SW's rep would be to make the same old shit again only better, and Lucas is only a filmmaker, not god. *** No. But he is a writer. Like me (though the spelling errors make that hard to belive). And as a fellow writer. . . I find these movies to be absoltly sloppy. I'm not trying to say I could do it better. . . though I'm pritty certain I could. . . all I'm saying is that these movies are not good from the stand point of a writer, for all the resons I have listed above. *** Telling the story of Anakin and Palpatine is the best Star Wars trilogy Lucas could have made, and in this day and age he couldn't have made it any better. *** I would agree. And, again as a writer, I can say, that when he actually desides to tell that story. . . really any story. . . I will be back in the theater with popcorn in hand. Until then, there is always the origonals.

  • July 5, 2003, 12:45 a.m. CST

    EP III Title: The Clone Wars or....

    by galaxy-girl

    EP III Title: The Clone Wars or....War Of The Clones =D

  • July 13, 2003, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Star Wars: Republic's Despair

    by alaric_1224

    I think a subtitle along those lines would go well leading in to A New Hope, something dealing with the antonym of hope like despair or desperation.