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Come on! Forget Gollum's hilarious acceptance speech! Forget Will Ferrell as the Angry Architect! Forget Pink licking her own girl dancers!
Wasn't that Tatu thing with the hundreds of stripping schoolgirls the coolest production number you ever saw on an awards show??? They're not gonna get us!! They're not gonna get us!! They're not gonna get us!!
Fabulous.
The two MTV award shows that bookend summer are unquestionably the finest award shows ever produced. All producers of award shows should remove their bruised and bleeding lips from Bruce Villanch’s hinder long enough to see how a genuinely entertaining trophython is forged.
Yes, we still recall the horrific fiasco hosted by the lottery-winner-like Brothers Wayans three years ago! It was an exception! It proved the rule! Last year your hosts were Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black! Those were very cool hosts!
This year we get a kind of a split-ticket. On the plus side, the always-game Seann William “Stifler” Scott. In the minus column, Britney Spears cast-off Justine Timberland. Or Timberdale. Or something. I think she was kicked out of O-Town.
But, but, really, the MTV Movie Awards is host-proof, and such a good show we will watch even though we learned who won way back on Saturday night. That’s right: there’s nothing “live” about it. Highlight the invisotext and learn the winners now:
Best Movie:
"The Two Towers"
Best Female Performance:
Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Male Performance:
Eminem ("8 Mile")
Best Comedic Performance:
Mike Myers ("Austin Powers in Goldmember”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Elijah Wood, Sean Astin & Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Villain:
Daveigh Chase ("The Ring”)
Breakthrough Female:
Jennifer Garner ("Daredevil”)
Breakthrough Male:
Eminem ("8 Mile”)
Best Kiss:
Tobey Maguire & Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Fight:
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Fabulous.
The two MTV award shows that bookend summer are unquestionably the finest award shows ever produced. All producers of award shows should remove their bruised and bleeding lips from Bruce Villanch’s hinder long enough to see how a genuinely entertaining trophython is forged.
Yes, we still recall the horrific fiasco hosted by the lottery-winner-like Brothers Wayans three years ago! It was an exception! It proved the rule! Last year your hosts were Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black! Those were very cool hosts!
This year we get a kind of a split-ticket. On the plus side, the always-game Seann William “Stifler” Scott. In the minus column, Britney Spears cast-off Justine Timberland. Or Timberdale. Or something. I think she was kicked out of O-Town.
But, but, really, the MTV Movie Awards is host-proof, and such a good show we will watch even though we learned who won way back on Saturday night. That’s right: there’s nothing “live” about it. Highlight the invisotext and learn the winners now:
Best Movie:
"The Two Towers"
Best Female Performance:
Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Male Performance:
Eminem ("8 Mile")
Best Comedic Performance:
Mike Myers ("Austin Powers in Goldmember”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Elijah Wood, Sean Astin & Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Villain:
Daveigh Chase ("The Ring”)
Breakthrough Female:
Jennifer Garner ("Daredevil”)
Breakthrough Male:
Eminem ("8 Mile”)
Best Kiss:
Tobey Maguire & Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Fight:
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
But, but, really, the MTV Movie Awards is host-proof, and such a good show we will watch even though we learned who won way back on Saturday night. That’s right: there’s nothing “live” about it. Highlight the invisotext and learn the winners now:
Best Movie:
"The Two Towers"
Best Female Performance:
Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Male Performance:
Eminem ("8 Mile")
Best Comedic Performance:
Mike Myers ("Austin Powers in Goldmember”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Elijah Wood, Sean Astin & Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Villain:
Daveigh Chase ("The Ring”)
Breakthrough Female:
Jennifer Garner ("Daredevil”)
Breakthrough Male:
Eminem ("8 Mile”)
Best Kiss:
Tobey Maguire & Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Fight:
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Male Performance:
Eminem ("8 Mile")
Best Comedic Performance:
Mike Myers ("Austin Powers in Goldmember”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Elijah Wood, Sean Astin & Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Villain:
Daveigh Chase ("The Ring”)
Breakthrough Female:
Jennifer Garner ("Daredevil”)
Breakthrough Male:
Eminem ("8 Mile”)
Best Kiss:
Tobey Maguire & Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Fight:
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Mike Myers ("Austin Powers in Goldmember”)
Best On-Screen Team:
Elijah Wood, Sean Astin & Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Villain:
Daveigh Chase ("The Ring”)
Breakthrough Female:
Jennifer Garner ("Daredevil”)
Breakthrough Male:
Eminem ("8 Mile”)
Best Kiss:
Tobey Maguire & Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Fight:
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Daveigh Chase ("The Ring”)
Breakthrough Female:
Jennifer Garner ("Daredevil”)
Breakthrough Male:
Eminem ("8 Mile”)
Best Kiss:
Tobey Maguire & Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Fight:
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Eminem ("8 Mile”)
Best Kiss:
Tobey Maguire & Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man”)
Best Fight:
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Yoda v. Christopher Lee ("Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones”)
Best Virtual Performance:
Gollum ("The Two Towers”)
Best Action Sequence
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
The Battle for Helms Deep ("The Two Towers”)
Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
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I like to pretend I hate the MTV machine and everything about teenyboppers in their midriffs and Michael Jackson juniors. For pretend. Truthfully, they know how to entertain. They've been doing it for a long time. It's all the same basic formula, and much like the sweet Sandra Bullock, it works in spite of everything. So I will cozy up with my insecurity in front of my overcompensating TV, and bask.
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It must have been rather baffling and not a little irksome for Jack and Meg to see all those TRL kids jumping around dressed like them. I'll certainly get ripped and watch this year's show when it eventually runs on Australian network TV. Personally, I couldn't give a shit either way about MTV. Yeah, it's mostly crap, but what do you expect? It's a corporate music station. The way I see it with commercial pop music is this; it's there to fill a niche in the market. It's always been around, and it always will be - most people like mediocre, unchallenging pap. As long as the kiddies are listening to Nellie and Justin or whatever, they're (mostly) not listening to the music I like, which is just the way I like it. Plus, some shitty pop music is great, and I've got enough obscure, credible post-punk records that I'm not afraid to admit it. Beyonce's "Work it Out" was definitely in my top ten singles of last year. My only concern is that in twenty years time, Britney will be in vogue with hip urban ironists the way Duran Duran are now - late 90s teeny pop may well be the new electroclash in 2020. Although by that time popular culture should have completely disappeared up its own arse, so I'm not too worried (with apologies to Disappear Here for blatently aping stuff he said in a conversation we had recently, just in case he reads this).
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Jun 05, 2003 2:13:22 AM CDT
kirsten dunst in spider man (or at least i think her tits were i
by johnny_truant
what a shining example to young actresses.
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When the MTV F**king awards are something to give a shit about you know the world is coming to an end.
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I love this better than the long ass Oscars. Fuck Billy Cystal. "It's just not funny nor fun, it's neither fun or funny."
Anyway I always get at least one good laugh, my beef is why they have to rerun it 500 times before the end of july. Three times for a bad show and five for a good one so no one complains.
Also did you know the Oscars stole the whole splice yourself into a bunch of movies from MTV. That's usually the best part of both award shows. -
Jun 05, 2003 2:46:04 AM CDT
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry
by vesp_e_rillian
Dammit! He's right!
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the MTV awards shows were cool a couple of years ago, but the last 2 music awards were a disaster, and the last movie awards was just barely watchable. the awards shows are going the way of the rest of MTV, away from cool and towards consumerism, which invariably leads to the show being geared towards 13 year olds.
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They're not that bad, and occasionally funny. Quit your bitching! Besides, it's not like there's anything good on on Thursday nights.
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WE'RE GONNA ROCK THE HOUSE, BROTHER!
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Jun 05, 2003 3:59:24 AM CDT
I know it's only EMP-TV, but Kirsten Dunst as best actress!?!!
by cash bailey
What manner of evil is this?
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Best produced, my ass. Next, you'll be claiming that MTV came up with the Reality TV series concept when they introduced the Real World. Honestly, is that a GOOD thing? Fuck Sarah Michelle Gellar and fuck Tatu. Fuck them up their stupid yet sumptuously hot jailbait-like asses!
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QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, PJ HARVEY AND RADIOHEAD FUCKING THE WHOLE PLACE UP WHILE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAS A HUGE MENTAL BREAKDOWN JUST WATCHING THEIR BRILLIANCE!!!
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Jun 05, 2003 7:05:21 AM CDT
What I do is TiVo the awards show, and zip to the movie parodies
by idfuckavril
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All you people who give a shit about these awards are a bunch of losers and dumbasses. Who cares about anything this network does. I cared when they only did videos back in the 80's and they are so "hip" it makes me sick. Who cares about Justin, Britney, Jennifer Garner, eminem, and all the stupid ass winners. I mean, C'MON, look at that so-called list of winners. It has nothing to do with actual performance, the awards go to the hippest person of the moment. God, this is what is wrong with our society and Hollywood, all this crap and they sit and spew to retarded young people that you have to weigh fifty pounds, starve yourself, get every piercing and tatoo known to man, just to be like them. Personally, I would like to beat the shit out of every person at that awards show, save for any of the cast of Buffy.
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Jun 05, 2003 8:03:56 AM CDT
GOD i have not watched that channel in YEARS and a better man fo
by tallscott
MTV for a lack of a better word...SUCKS..The Movie awards witch ill admit in the beggining was cool and watchable has become the same ol crap that MTV churns out week after week..Do they still play music..not sure..
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Jun 05, 2003 8:09:40 AM CDT
Oh, And as for TATU..MTV really needs to quit reaching out to pe
by tallscott
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I think there is room for a film award show that is cooler and hipper than the Oscars or Golden Globes. The Oscar show desperately needs to lighten up and not take istelf so seriously. However, you'd still like to see MTV have some sort of respect for the medium. I like some of the offbeat categories MTV has created over the years. Letting the public vote on these awards seems like a bad idea. Have some younger industry people vote instead and have a fun show that actually respects the art form.
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It's true. Tv has become MULCH.
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It's not like Avril Lavigne is going to be at this thing.
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Jun 05, 2003 10:30:59 AM CDT
Keira Knightly IS the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet
by motterman2k3
"It's funny, cause it's true." - Homer Simpson
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Jun 05, 2003 10:43:47 AM CDT
Seann William Scott and Justin Timberlake reinvent zombie horror
by hobbitastic
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
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Jun 05, 2003 11:40:58 AM CDT
FINALLY! A "Best Virtual Performance" category! If Gollum won th
by uncle sam
"Hulk would like to thank MTV viewers. Hulk would like to thank Betty Ross, who is recuperating in hospital after Hulk broke her pelvis when Hulk climaxed. But most of all, Hulk would like to thank Jesus, without whom Hulk would probably have lost to digital Neo. HULK SMASH MATRIX CARTOON!" - I WANT YOU, but not in that way.
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Jun 05, 2003 11:41:52 AM CDT
FINALLY! A "Best Virtual Performance" category! If Gollum won th
by uncle sam
"Hulk would like to thank MTV viewers. Hulk would like to thank Betty Ross, who is recuperating in hospital after Hulk broke her pelvis when Hulk climaxed. But most of all, Hulk would like to thank Jesus, without whom Hulk would probably have lost to digital Neo. HULK SMASH MATRIX CARTOON!" - I WANT YOU, but not in that way.
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Jun 05, 2003 11:41:52 AM CDT
FINALLY! A "Best Virtual Performance" category! If Gollum won th
by uncle sam
"Hulk would like to thank MTV viewers. Hulk would like to thank Betty Ross, who is recuperating in hospital after Hulk broke her pelvis when Hulk climaxed. But most of all, Hulk would like to thank Jesus, without whom Hulk would probably have lost to digital Neo. HULK SMASH MATRIX CARTOON!" - I WANT YOU, but not in that way.
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It's not revelation MTV is crap brainwashing for adolescents, but don't think that your precious white stripes are any better. Meg and Jack? Like they're your best friends or something? Worst drummer in all of the world, god she sucks. And they're the biggest stuck up dicks in the world. Always used to come hang out at this bar I'd go to before they were "famous." Obnoxious crap just like everything else on MTV. Oh, and I'm sure they loved all those people dressing up like them, they were playing on MTV, I'm sure they were aware of it. Crap.
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I'd like to have sat in on the brain turst meeting when Stifler and Justin were named co-hosts of this shitbag. Isn't there a decent comedian who could have pulled this off? The last good one of these was when Chris Rock hosted the VMAs a few years back. It's amusing how a network like MTV passes itself off as "edgy" and Chris Rock's VMA hosting was too rough for them because he made fun of Britny Spears.
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why does a "music" station even need a movie awards show?
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Who cares who hosts this show.. too much cocaine,too many costume changes,too many egos and too much money! What we need is the gool old wholsome element bringing back. Sweet innocence beamed across the world through the medium of television. Angelic faces filled with mischief and awe..an utappd and pure essence we can all bask in forever more..We need the Olsen Twins!! hail hail!
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Look, as far as I'm concerned the White Stripes are a good band - Moe Tucker wasn't much of a drummer either, but I love the Velvet Underground as much because of that as in spite of it. Musicianship isn't terribly important to me. The White Stripes have been doing their thing for years now, and the whole reason they got famous was because of a run of shows in London a few years ago that were (justifiably) lionised by the British music press. I see no need to make pathetic attempts to increase my own credibility by denigrating them just because what they do temporarily intersected with the broader listening public. Sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities by referring to them on a first name basis. I'll be sure to show the proper reverence to fame and status next time around. Ass. thanks for totally misconstruing my argument re: MTV as well. I never said it was brainwashing the masses, my point was that it fills an existing need for unchallenging, homogenous music. Nor was a I promoting the White Stripes as some kind of ultra-credible alternative who had no place on MTV - the White Stripes are, in my view, a kick-ass rock'n'roll band. Given the resurgence of rock in the padt couple of years it was hardly surprising to see them on the awards, but the fact remains that all I can gather about them indicates that having those kids dressed up as them probably wasn't their idea, wouldn't have been something they were terribly keen on, and there probably wasn't much they could do about it. No wonder they were rude to you in that bar, self-important ass.
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What a crappy show.
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Jun 05, 2003 10:26:01 PM CDT
I second that. MTV SUCKS ASS. The wheels came off that fucker
by red raider
I'd like to say the same thing about the music industry today, but there are still a few bands out there that give me hope. Other than that, it's a living hell, surrounded by corporate pop & hands down the shittiest, no-talent music to come along in 20 years or more!
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If this link doesn't sum things up, nothing will!
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Jun 05, 2003 10:42:40 PM CDT
Nothing will beat Elijah Wood mouthing "that was fucking awesome
by flaparoo
Not only was the Gollum speech actually funny, but the animation wasn't subpar quality at all. Go LOTR!!
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You Need this A)You must bitch at Harry Knowles a guy who works his ass of and his staff. B) Try to Be Anti-Topic and feel like its cool. C)Involve Hulk Hogan even if its a Shakesperian movie Thou Love Fair Lady Juilet Brothaaaa D)Hate everything and Hate Episode 1 and 2 but still probably seen them 20 times each E)Choke Big ass Cock F)Last time you had Sex Your Wrist cramped up so you told yourself you had a headache G) Wouldnt Know a Good Movie or Good Music If your life or lack there of depended on it H)Think Enimem is a Pionner in Rap Music
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You Need this A)You must bitch at Harry Knowles a guy who works his ass of and his staff. B) Try to Be Anti-Topic and feel like its cool. C)Involve Hulk Hogan even if its a Shakesperian movie Thou Love Fair Lady Juilet Brothaaaa D)Hate everything and Hate Episode 1 and 2 but still probably seen them 20 times each E)Choke Big ass Cock F)Last time you had Sex Your Wrist cramped up so you told yourself you had a headache G) Wouldnt Know a Good Movie or Good Music If your life or lack there of depended on it H)Think Enimem is a Pionner in Rap Music
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Gollum rules, flat out rules. On a lighter note, Justin Timberlake will need some serious training before he reaches the big screen. Oh, and the best part of TATU's performance was Ashton Kucher's face when the girls started stripping. Although the girls were good too. Oh yeah, and Kirsten Dunst can suck it, what a bitch.
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How fucking great was that? Yoda comes out, trying to be all "hip" (a further sign of how out of touch Lucas has gotten); and then fucking Gollum just one-upped him again! Beautiful stuff.
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...do you really think Lucas had anything to do with Yoda's appearance, save for approving it? Believe it or not, people, Lucas does not write everything having to do with Star Wars.
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Jun 05, 2003 11:21:29 PM CDT
To the guy who told me I was an idiot for thinking Natalie Portm
by 007-11
Where are the huge tits you were touting? Oh my, her chest is as vacant as her black heart.
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All in all I thought the MTV movie awards were good again. I do not know why so many people think they are crap, although that is certainly your perogative. I think you guys are getting too old and need to lighten up and have a little fun; that's what these awards are about. The Oscars and Golden Globes have become too political and stuffy and completely detatched from the viewing public whom films are marketed for. It is great that there is a show that will recognize what the fans like and let the stars have some fun. Every year more and more Hollywood people are showing up for this thing. And come on, Gollum's speech has to rank up there are one the best given at any awards. It was hillarious. You are not going to see a moment like that at the Oscars where you have people like Michael Moore, Julia Roberts and Susan Sarandon who give conceded, long-winded, self important speeches about nothing. BTW, T.A.T.U. are not underage jailbait. They are both over 18 and I have seen more risque outfits from Brtiney and J.Lo. Great show and I look forward to next year to see Return of the King win (hopefully to go along with its Oscar and Golden Globe but I won't hold my breath).
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He personifies everything that's gaudy and trashy and artificial about show business. That's why all the no-talent awards show hosts and hostesses desperately kiss his fat smelly ass, because without his "witty jokes" they would literally be speechless.
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Maybe Lucas didn't WRITE it, but he sure as hell APPROVED of it. Fuck, they cut to him LAUGHING at it, which, in many ways, is even more horrible than being directly responsible. *stands up from wheelchair; walks away*
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Jun 06, 2003 2:20:50 AM CDT
Yoda rules! Helm's Deep was overrated! Eminem appeared retarded!
by jules windex
Yoda's and Gollum's speeches were both pretty funny. I don't get Em's speeches. That 2nd one was just plain annoying, and I didn't get the shots he took at Mariah and Diddy. TATU are a joke. They can't sing at all and are ugly as well. Every one of those other girls was hotter. The hottest woman at that show was Mya. Well, maybe Beyonce. Pink and 50 Cent's performances were ok. The Reloaded parody was hilarious. That mediocrity needs to be mocked over and over. Loved Will Ferrell and Wanda Sykes. The Charlie's Angels thing was ok. Oh, and when you see Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes on stage together, how can you resist? Hilary Duff is the sexiest tomboy underage beanpole!
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the rule? mtv sucks (period). this is the exception. mtv no longer sets cool, it follows it, lagging years. but, i suppose we should give them credit for finally catching up to the comic book craze. the hosts were OK, the presenters were OK, the winners were great, even the music was great (except for the token rap performance, when can we let this genre die?)
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When did Justin Timberlake become black? He was terrible and I hate that phoniness. TaTu was cool though. I hope they were real russsians though...
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Jun 06, 2003 3:21:46 AM CDT
When I see MTV now, I understand why a pimple like Eminem is a s
by zerocorpse
Because the people who still watch MTV must be the most vapid scum on the planet. Mike Judge had it right when he made fun of people watching MTV by creating Beavis & Butthead, except the Beavis & Butthead had more TASTE than any of the current crop of MTV viewers. MTV is the death of art.
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GET A LIFE. Why are some guys so salivatingly stupid when they see girls PRETEND to be lesbians? Why do they have a double standard on homosexuality (i.e. "Lesbians are hot, but gay guys are disgusting")??? Why are you guys acting like you've never seen something like their act before? Madonna did the lesbian gimmick AGES ago. So did Annie Lennox. So did the Indigo Girls, for that matter. If you're so into lesbians, why don't you go check out K.D. Lang? The simple fact is that Tatu are doing a pretty good job of stringing people along with their "we're gay!" act, and you know what? David Bowie already USED that trick back in the late 1960's. Get over it. They aren't that hot, and they aren't that gay. They're just using sexuality to get famous, because these days people buy CDs more for the picture on the front than for the music on the disc. MORONS.
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Jun 06, 2003 4:33:36 AM CDT
I think Zero Corpse just explained more than we needed to know
by domisinnerchild
Can you say repressed?
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right before elijah wood did, I swear to god.
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Jun 06, 2003 6:11:03 AM CDT
ALL I wanna know is, DID MISS KELLY CLARKSON show off her MOHAWK
by mentallymariah
Hell, I forgot this show was on, I was busy throwing my 28 days LATER movie party for 14 of my closest friends...SEEMS like I missed something special! Really now folks, Like I am going to subject myself to JUSTIN and uh, I forget that dorks name HOSTING this tired ass show! MTV SUCKS!!! SIX FEET UNDER RULES! oh yeah and 28 DAYS LATER ROCKS!!! FUCK PINK and her PINK HOLE!!!
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Jun 06, 2003 6:51:14 AM CDT
Hillary Duff is A talentless underage beanpole skank on the plan
by mbaker
I can't stant that little bitch! She can't act, or sing at all. Plus her stupid "Lizzie McGuire" show is beyond retarded, and had no freakin' right to be made into A movie! Now she's spit up with Di$ney because she has all these stupid demands like more money, and more outlandish clothes! trikes me less and less as an up-and-coming young woman on track to stardom, and more and more as an ungrateful little snot who in a few short years has gotten way too big for her Pampers. This little skank has A LONG way to go before she starts calling the shots and telling people where to get off. Unless she's tired of the whole show biz bit and just wants to chuck it all - hey, it happens - she had better do a little more paying her dues and a little less playing prima donna. We can only hope that her career will crash, and burn faster than Tiffany, New Kids On The Block, and The Backstreet Boys. (At lest Tiffany had way more talent that this little snot will ever have in her lifetime.) God, I can't wait for "Hillary Duff: The E! True Hollywood Story". That, my friends will be A laugh, and A half. Hilary's next film should be "Rocky VI",as a human punching bag, with Hulk Hogan as the baddie! ("Whatcha' gonna do when the Hulkamania comes pounding down on you, Brother?!?") And Stone Cold Steve Austin as the referee! ("Austin 3:16 says I've just DISQUALIFIED Your @$$!")
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Jun 06, 2003 8:25:46 AM CDT
Great awards and acceptance speeches, shitty everything else.
by xthecrovvx
The Good--Obviously, Yoda until the last minute of that ::sigh:: I'm so tired of white people acting ghetto who arent. Hell, I can barely stand the actual black people who talk like that. But thats another rant....everything LOTR related was just plain awesome, including the unmentioned bit with Viggo and Bernard Hill saying "let's kill the bastard"......Hated the T.A.T.U song wih a passion, but since when is 200 Catholic schoolgirls stripping down to their panties on stage a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination?....Eminem's "retard" speech didnt make sense at first, but Howard Stern just played the original on air, and it is pretty hilarious....all is forgiven there....I wish to make Pink my love slave....and lastly, Will Ferrell as the passive-agressive Architect ruled....
The Bad--Everything the fuck else. At the top of the list being everything non-Will Ferrell in the Reloaded parody (Last year's Jack Black/SMG LOTR parody beats this year with a dirty stick)....the Shit-Eating Grin (thats Seann William Scott, for the forgetful) and the squealing weasel known as Timberlake should be wiped off the face of the earth.....damn the "disguised" self-promotion, damn the white people trying to act black, damn the black rappers making hip-hop a mockery, damn the shallow as a kiddie pool celebrity fawning (especially when it comes after the genius Gollum/Smeagol acceptance speech), fuck retro anything, fuck your T.A.T.U, fuck all your junkies and fuck your short memor--oh....sorry...song tangent. its just a very odd year when the VMA's blow, and the Oscars were they best they have been in years. That is all. Revolution(s) is my name. -
Was just about the most HILARIOUS fucking thing I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing. KUDOS
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how come when somebody critiques a review on this site, they get banned, yet the garbage most of the people on this forum are spouting stays up? (I'd have my hand so deep inside pink, she'd look like a handpuppet?"...that doesn't get banned??) Makes no sense to me.
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Jun 06, 2003 9:15:26 AM CDT
the reason you can write about using Pink as a sock puppet is..
by jon lee ander
that Harry and most of the other people who contribute to this site write exactly the same sort of shit in their reviews. I bet he'll use that handpuppet line himself in a month or two once he thinks everyone's forgotten it. Besides, we all would, right?
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Jun 06, 2003 9:28:20 AM CDT
From Bob Lamonta to Latent Racism: The Pros and Cons of The Talk
by randy giles
God, you gotta love the steaming cauldron of racism bubbling just under the surface of you angry little dorks. It's a dialect, a vernacular, get over it. It's not necessarily a black thing anymore, so don't use it as an excuse to express your pathetic hate. Sure, 50 Cent sucks, but he represents his race no more than I represent your typical talkbacker (you know, because I'm an adult? And I'm not talking about age, for you older losers out there). On a positive note, I would like to give a shout-out to BOB LAMONTA. I just want to say thank you for referencing one of my all-time favorite Mr. Show moments. My shoes hurt.
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I'm so fucking cool, I'm too good to watch MTV. I'm also a fucking moron because I missed out on "Clone High." That Joan of Arc is one tasty piece of bitch.
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Jun 06, 2003 10:37:01 AM CDT
HEY! That wasn't the MTV movie awards, it was just a special cel
by the tao of joe
Wait a minute, wait, HUH? Oh my god, that was the MTV movie awards. The mtv awards shows are currently experiencing a kind of cancer that is destroying them, and that is over planning, and less spontenaety. It was great when the stars were just allowed to go nuts at those things, always interesting, but now everything so obviously rehearsed and stupid. On top of that, the reheased material (i.e. everything the hosts said, the thing with puffy and ashton kutcher, Chris "my career is dead" kattan's envelope guy bit) was just really lame and uncomfortable. Notice how George Lucas has killed yoda? Before these two movies came out, and especially before the last one came out, Yoda would have gotten a huge POP from the audience. Everyone kind of just sat there uncomfortably, and the only people who laughed were ones yoda gave props to hip hop style. Now Gollum got mad pop from the crowd. His bit was the only truly funny thing in the whole bit. "Dobby Likes ME." "DOBBY IS A FUCKING FUCK!" That was just brilliant. Another problem with the show was too many phoned in acceptance speach. They need to make a rule where if the winner can't make it, (unless they are digitized, or jim carrey, of course), the award goes to the second runner up. Ah, and the hosts were bad, they had absolutely no material, no real musical number. The best movie awards show hosts have always been on the dorky side, matched with cute females. Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Jay Sherman all did golden performances. One might wish they got Jason bigs and the chick from buffy that he marries in AP3. They at least had some chemistry in their whole DONT FINISH MY LINE sequence. Also, martin lawrence and will smith should sue the 2fast 2 furious guys for blatantly and totally stealing their gag. Man, what sucks is, its going to be on constant repeat for the next 10 days. What a bad show, worse that the kids choice awards easily.
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how much of a bitch Kirsten Dunst is.
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That's right. I'm back. Soooo... Let's see... I actually watched something on MTV last night. I usually avoid that channel like the plague. Nothing worthwhile has come from it since like the '80s. Anyways, so I watched the Movie Awards. It was surprisingly fun and (gasp!) entertaining. What, you might ask, was I watching this stupid show in the first place? I heard all the gossip about the Gollum exceptance speech and the show casing of movies such as Spider-man and the Star Wars films (even if it is the new Star Wars, it's still cool to see Yoda as a puppet once again). The Gollum speech was definately a highlight. I also caught some of the pre-show crap about the next Spider-man. Pretty cool. Yoda's thing was pretty awesome too, until he started speaking like Brian Gumbel in an interview with Old Dirty Bastard (excuse me miss, I speak jive). The musical numbers, if you can call them that were a travisty (I took separate dumps during each of them). 50 Cent was boring. Pink looks more and more like Johny Knoxville each and everytime I see her (him). And that napu, taco, tacu, wapo, whatever it's called... Why even bother to have them lipsync. Just have them dance and makeout. Isn't that the point? I've had better musical moments come out of a tuna salad sandwich than what kept droning from the stage during their set. So, sure we could have had better hosts (but at least these guys didn't try to pretend to be anything they're not; which is a couple of 12 year old kids whooping it up on stage). And sure, Kirsten Dunst shouldn't have done that to her mommas curtains. But other than the couple of appearances by Eminem, and Harrison Ford and Keanu Reeves still trying to be something they're not (cool), the show was pretty freaking entertaining. I have to hand it to them (sigh... MTV). Best moment of the show: Gollum saying, F#@% Dobby! That was a classic. Second best portion of the show: Vince Vaughn playing the Ass Coordinator. That had me in stitches. Halloween out.
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Personally I can't stand MTV. The only thing the channel has done in recent years I can stand is the Osbournes which they tried to market to death (get your Ozzy bobblehead now at the marked down price of 2.99) and play the ad's until you scream. At least it has something to do with music. They have more commercial breaks than any other channel on the air I believe. I long for the days back when they actually, shock and amazed, played videos.
But on to the awards show. Justin Timberlake sounds like he's sucked in an entire cylinder of helium when he talks. I was embarresed for both he and Sean William Scott. The Matrix thing is already old and I think it was a little rude to find a look a like for the lady who played the Oracle since she passed away. But maybe I'm being a little sensitive there. In any case...please beat the crap out of these two and let Jack Black host the show by himself next year.
Everyone to me looked like they wanted to be somewhere else...except for Demi Moore who kept prolonging her unearned applause by backing away from the mic and smiling like a skull. "Yeah! Your banging Kelso! Boy your a winner!" Yeah..I'd be proud of that feat.
Yoda was annoying, and I think it would have been more propper to let Christopher Lee, the over 70 year old who actually was in the battle scene, accept the award. But he probubly has more taste than show up to this thing.
TATU was just...weird...and unneccessary. Much like the Rap performance that I couldn't understand a word of. At least Pink's song was from a movie. That damn TATU song is stuck in my head though, I'll be using a drill later to burrow into my cranium.
I'll agree with everyone that Golum was the best part of the whole show, and the only reason I watched it. It was worth the pain. Herc should post an AVI of it along with the Peter Jackson acceptance which was also awesome.
By the way...was that part of the script with Harrison Ford or was he just really really drunk?? That poor man has something wrong with him. First Callista and now this...I was embarresed for him too...saddened really. If the chemistry between him and Hartnett on stage there was any indication of what Hollywood Homicide is like...then the vibe I got off the trailer was right...it's going to really stink worse than the sub movie.
So 2 hours of my life I wont' get back..Yay!
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It was on the left side, a small silver hoop one. Wasn't really working for him. Oh yeah, Kirsten Dunst sucks hard.
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And TATU aren't lesbians, it's just a brilliant marketing ploy. Seriously, no one would give two shits about their horrible shitty music if it wasn't for all the fuss about them being "very close". But of course, controversy sells records. Just ask Eminem, one of the fakest icons to ever grace MTV, he'll tell you the same thing.
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MY point exactly. Like I said, David Bowie did it years ago. Lately there are a lot of female wannabe celebrities who are claiming to be lesbians (or acting like they are) just to get guys to buy their merchandise. Tatu aren't that hot. No, I'm not repressed. I just happen to be very good friends with many lesbians, and find it insulting that when they're pawing each other on MTV it's marketable, but you people don't think it's cool when they ask for legal marriages so that they can provide next of kin benefits to one another, and you all scream bloody murder when real lesbians want to adopt or raise a child. The only time you think lesbians are cool is when they're exploiting the act as sex objects to entertain men and sell CDs. It's a marketing ploy, and you guys who sit there with your pricks in hand thinking "Oh, man! I've gotta go get their CD!" are the morons who DESERVE the big commercial for lemminglike behavior that MTV has become.
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but thanks to the magic of theonering.net, I can watch the Gollum acceptance speech (as well as Peter Jackson) without all the rest of the MTV BS.
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Funny shit, I enjoyed your post. You left out a few key ingredients though: I) refer to anyone and anything as "the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet." J) Latch onto parts of Harry's reviews and use them in your talkback of a different movie in a witty attempt to bash him(e.g. the vampires and werewolves from Matrix Reloaded, the "dead raped deer" from the Wrong Turn review). K) Hate any and all CGI (especially if it's in a movie called The Hulk). L) Immediately proclaim that teaser photos are fake even when they are released from the fucking movie's official site! (see Hellboy).
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Zero Corpse, you have an extrememly valid point, but in the future you shouldn't use such broad terms to accuse people. On a side note, Kirsten Dunst is a pompous skank.
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Okay, I missed the awards (but figure i'll catch it on one of its many, many repeats) but what did Kirstin Dunst do/say that's ticking so many people off?
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I'm not sure why everybody's jumping on Kirsten. My god, the girl is a Talkbacker's wet dream. She's young, hot, stars in popular movies based on even more popular comic books, AND THE GIRL NEVER WEARS A BRA. If you ask me ... she's a goddess. She just needs to do a good nude scene.
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Never, never, never get another popstar to host ever again.
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Jun 06, 2003 3:17:46 PM CDT
Some highlights of Dunst's behavior on talkshows/public appearan
by charles grady
As anyone who lives in L.A. can attest, Dunst looks like a slightly cuter version of lower-income San Fernando Valley washed-out white folk. Only difference is she obviously had a crazy stage mom who got her into the business at friggin birth, because I once saw a "Before They Were Stars" special, where they showed clips of commericals Dunst did in like 1983. Yes, 1983. Remember what you guys were doing in 1983? I bet some of you guys weren't even born yet, and most of the rest, like me, were normal 10 or 11 years olds just trying to get thru 5th grade. But Dunst was already, at probably age 2 or 3, foisted into the spotlight. So no wonder she comes off as an egotistical airhead in public...she's never had a shred of normality, which is not a defense, but merely a pretext for the following highlights from Dunst's public appearances/interviews in recent year.....Here goes: In the late 90s, she appeared on Celebrity Jeopardy!, and in a moment that would have made Will Ferrell proud, the question was like, "Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt starred in this adaptation of Anne Rice's bestseller." Seriously. Alex and the other two contestants looked at Dunst, obviously waiting for her to chime in, since, oh, SHE WAS IN THE FUCKING MOVIE!!!!, only she didn't. Her face was a blank slate. Then the kid from "3rd Rock" finally answered and said "What is a movie that STARRED Kirsten Dunst, Interview with a Vampire????" And she giggled vacantly and STILL didn't seem to get it. Another classic Dunsr moment came on Letterman when she and Jimmy Fallon were set to host an MTV Awards Show of some sort. Dave asked if she had prepared at all, or if she was worried about being funny. She said, "Jimmy's the funny one. I'm a cute girl. I can just show up and be cute." Not egotistical or anything, Dunst. She also made a similar crack when DICK came out..."If I were a guy and saw two cute girls on the poster, I'd go see it," or something to that effect. Anyone with a shred of class wouldn't refer to themselves as "cute." So cocky and vapid. Last night took the cake when she made that crack about the "Daredevil" team ripping her off, and they had that great cutaway shot to Garner seemingly asking, "What is this bitch's fucking PROBLEM??"
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am i the only one who thinks allison hannigan was looking kinda tasty there?
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Ya'll leave poor Kirsten alone. I think she's just stoned all the time is why she always comes off as saying the wrong things. Think about it... Look at the way she walks, talks, and acts when she's live. Also, noooo to the guy who thought Allyson Hannigon (sp) looks tasty... You're not the only one. I've always thought she was hot. Well, more cute than anything. But she looked quite the page turner last night.
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Totally agree that Hannigan was looking good. Also Kirsten Dunst has got a bad case of the "Butter Face" plus shes what 20 something and her tits are down to her waist. Fucking natural tits man.......
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Jun 06, 2003 4:07:13 PM CDT
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2008/AlysonHann_Grani_1161273_40
by blade
Damn you Wesley W. Price!
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So there!
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Showing videos doesn't get ratings. Sorry, but for everyone one of us that wants to see a music video, there's three 15 year olds that want to watch "Cribs" or "Real World". Sorry, but its the truth.
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... look exactly how curvy, natural breasts are SUPPOSED to look. You guys need to spy some real sweater monkies once in a while rather than gawking at waifer-thin actresses and obnoxiously-drawn, frozen-in-space, D-cup comic book heroines.
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Jun 06, 2003 4:54:18 PM CDT
So from what I gather, Dunst is a bitch because she thinks she's
by gheorghe zamfir
I think she's cute too, and DareDevil was lame.
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so did anyone notice luke wilson struggling madly not to strangle kate hudson, even before she ripped the envelope out of his hands? his body language and death-stare were hilarious.
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Here are some of my comments about the show, many of them completely superficial and biased:Hugh Jackman looks like a complete queer, Adrien Brody represents for all skinny guys, Alyson Hannigan is such a cutie, Kirsten Dunst looked like trailer trash(Jake was hotter than she was), Jennifer Garner is ugly(it looks like her mouth is starting to eat her face), Why do girls like the unnatractive Josh Hartnett?, the 2 host guys sucked, Ashton Kutcher needs to be put down, The Ring girl was cute, duff and Bynes are annoying skanks, Will Ferrel is not funny, mike myers and his austin powers shit is retarded, Beyonce is pretty she just needs to never speak, the Tatu girls are gross looking, Sam Jackson is an old fool, Colin Farrell is the new badass motherfucker, stars wars shit is stupid, Calista Flockhart was the hottest chick there...more to come...
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She was acting like such a stuck up snotty little brat. Details are a little hazy but here goes, as she's coming up to accept her award Adrien Brody goes to hug or shake her hand and she's all "Ugh don't kiss me" she totally blew past both Adrien and Queen Latifah(damn fine personality on that woman) only to get up to the podium and go on about how the "Daredevil" kiss scene was "totally biting off of" her kiss scene. Poor, sweet, wonderful, actually attractive, Jennifer Garner was in shock and tears were about to form in her eyes. The crowd couldn't believe it either. Then she said something else vapid and self-indulgent when she won a second award. WHAT A BITCH.
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I'm sure WINGED MIGRATION is good, but come on! And why would they play "get your freak on" while the fuckin geese are flyin. What is wrong with you kids?
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The only time MTV is worth a shit is the Awards shows. This year was one of the funniest yet. The Matrix parody and Gollum definitely stole the show. The music was sub par as usual but the Tatu performance was at least head turning. I'm not sure what the hell Kirsten was talking about Daredevil stealing their kiss scene. I think it was a joke that she fumbled because I've never seen her badmouth anybody before. But who cares? The whole thing was good for some laughs. The Yoda acceptance was surreal. Too bad the quality wasn't there like with Gollum. "That was fucking awesome." Indeed.
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hey, here's what i gather from your post since you generally skimmed over everyone on the awards show like you personally knew them. you're a fucking dick.
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Yeah that was the worst Movie Awards ever. The Matrix opening was funny but went on way way too long.. and yes what was up with the Dunst comment? That was bitchy. When Dunst won for best actress I thought, "Wait she was in Spider-Man? Funny I don't remember her." She's just mad cause Jennifer Garner is hotter and her star is rising faster. The only highlights of the night were Gollum and Yoda... everything else was sort've bland.
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Jun 06, 2003 9:43:28 PM CDT
I think Kirsten Dunst, and Jennifer Garner should beat the livin
by mbaker
Because let's face it. Both of their movies were way better than hers! At least by comparison.
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Jun 06, 2003 10:00:44 PM CDT
Hey, Zerocorpse. FUCK your lesbian friends and their problems.
by fluffyunbound
I'm sick of everyone's fucking complaints. I don't really care if PieDiver McFatButchBitch wants to adopt some mongoloid chinese rugrat and can't get enough Rosie McDonell points to get it done in Florida. I don't care if Eminem ripped off the poor black man to come up with his persona. Fuck the people he ripped off, fuck the people who are victims of false consciousness about sexuality, and fuck the people who think consumerism has ruined "art" [whatever the fuck THAT shit is] or "culture" or whatever piece of shit nonsense they claim has been ruined today. I used to worry about all that shit, and then I remembered: the people supposedly HARMED by all his supposed horror are the fucking retards surrounding me who can't het out of their own fucking way on the highway or who need fucking twenty minutes and a social worker to work the fucking self-checkout at the fucking PriceChopper. And those people can go pound sand or kick a rusty nail in the corner of a hot and humid fucking slaughterhouse full of entrails and shit that they are forced to eat. Fuck those people and their fucking retarded asses. They should HAVE to watch MTV. They aren't too good for MTV; MTV is too good for THEM, because it requires electricity to function, and judging from the walking shitpiles I see everywhere calling themselves human beings, you people should be happy with any entertainment that doesn't consist solely of rocks being pounded together or mushrooms being eaten by frogs or some such shit. I hope MTV gets a lot WORSE, and that the whole crapfest spins down the drain in a clusterfuck of Christian Rock and child molestation and deer rape and that NO ONE gets to adopt so much as a stray cat and EVERY culture EVERYWHERE is turned into a 19 E product and there is nothing left to eat but dung and nothing left to drink but piss and nothing left to listen to but N SYNC and nothing left to read but a spelling book written by Harry Knowles. That's what you fuckers deserve. That is all.
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I basically gave a disclaimer saying my comments were going to be shallow and brief. So fuck off. I commented on people just like everyone else is doing. Fucking idiot.
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My brother gave me the CD single, and I have to admit that song is pretty catchy, especially the club remix. Also, I give them points for covering the Smiths
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My impression of some of you douchebags:
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That's so stupid! They're obviously just trying to be hip and pander to the MTV audience! That's so fucking lame! Lucas sucks!
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...Yoda dies at the end of "Return of the Jedi." That's why they had to start using CGI. (Mommy, why is everyone looking at me like I'm an idiot?)
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Jun 07, 2003 12:46:49 AM CDT
Hey Sin-whatever-your-name, get your American Wedding facts righ
by lenny nero
You forgot Finch.
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That isthe funniets rant I heard for a long time, thank you.
To all the poeple slagging off Kistern Dunst, whatsamatter boys she reuse to blow you, give you an autograph.
Oh Yeah Jenifer Garner is a Skany thin piece of shite that needs to grow some breasts, and daredevil was fucking shite, almost as mush as alias, but at least Daredevil was only once.
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and it's inducing 15 year old boys and 65 year old men to jack off... as hell!
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Well, I know WHY. They get it for a combination of reasons, I just don't agree with it. Perhaps I'm biased because I identify more with them than most people, but there are a lot worse people out in the world if you think about it. Eh, well. I think that Kirsten Dunst was a little indignant that Superhero Rain Kiss No. 2 threatened to steal her thunder, but I'm not exactly sure what she said is worth all of this. And even though I've yet to see the show, I'm pretty sure that she was only 60% serious at the very most. Then again, I'm not exactly sure I want to side with people who support a woman because she has big tits and her cannon fodder has none. What a double-standard. I guess if Taye Diggs walks up to you and kicks you in the nuts, you'd want girls to rush over to him and ask if he was alright.
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Jesus, lighten up folks. And Daredevil was lame, a lot of those movies nominated needed more people up there making fun of them.
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I watched Daredevil today (loooong story) and jesus. Are there really people that liked that movie that aren't friends with the people that made it? I mean holy christ man Ben Affleck running around in a red S&M costume because he's blind? Somebody would've fuckin told him by now! Come on. Blind people aren't retarded, they just can't see. Anyway, I honestly think that movie got more MTV award nominations than it got people who actually enjoyed the movie. Well I guess if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all, so I will say this: it was better than Spawn.
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Well, one of the two had a miscarriage last January. And that is NOT a rumor!
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Jun 07, 2003 10:51:14 AM CDT
Breaking News: Dunst claims the kiss at the end of "Breakfast At
by 007-11
From this moment on, no one will kiss in the rain without having the shame of knowing that they are TOTALLY biting off of Kirsten Dunst. She was also heard to say she didn't want to kiss Adrien Brody because "He looks like a Jew and he has kissed two black women, EWWWW!". Also coming into the newsdesk, Natalie Portman proclaimed damn sexy by people who could give a rats ass about breast size, one man quoted as saying "If they's bigguns i'll takes'em, but if they's little'uns, well thats all right to". This just in....Kirsten Dunst's breasts are not nearly as nice as they're made out to be, sources also say she's a huge bitch. And that's the way it is...
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She got hit with the skanky stick.
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Feel free to post a pic of your supermodel girlfriend, then.
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Awesome.
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Jun 07, 2003 4:47:11 PM CDT
What about my bling-bling-bling?! What about my ching-ching-chin
by nadine cross
Awards performer 50 Cent- or, if you're pleasant old man Carson Daly, *Fitty*- has reportedly been shot eight non-consectutive times. He's like Apu, man. Or at least the Lincoln squirrel.
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If it wasn't for consumerism, we'd all be sitting around with a bunch of homemade Quaker shit! Lipstick lesbians who aren't really lesbians? Fuck if I care! It looked good on TV, and at the end of the day that's all that really matters in the world. I had a coke & a smile and enjoyed the whole show! Who knew MTV could be so fun?
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I'm pretty sure I have more testosterone than him, and I'm a girl who once had her nose broken by Winona Ryder just because I was standing between her and Conor Oberst holding a Marc Jacobs cashmere sweater. Hee-hee-hee!
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I am the only one that thinks she is getting a little hot? http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2009/HilaryDuff_Vespa_1163900_400.jpg
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To bad Kirsten Dunst wasn't shown immediately after, that would have solved the problem in a jiffy.
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Jun 07, 2003 9:40:36 PM CDT
MTV movie awards is the best damn movie awards show out there
by tall_boy
nuff said
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This guy needs to shove a loaded gun in his mouth and pull the trigger. Once he's done that, he can go back to elementary school and learn how to write an intelligible sentence.
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Was the trophy they awarded awesome, or what?
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Yes she is jailbait, but her 21 year old boyfriend doesnt mind...go figure...
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Hey I heard Hillary & Amanda were in school girl uniforms too during the tatu song. was only shown on the first showing not the replays (like triumph vs eminem last year)
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Jun 08, 2003 1:23:02 PM CDT
You mean Kirsten Dunst doesn't care if I continue to say she's a
by 007-11
I thought that she would definitely see everything i'd written about her and would be very hurt by it. My entire world is shattered. Ass..
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im an amateur geek, but ive found myself enthralled with the discussion going on in this response spot. i love the 80 mtv freaks rippin on the path their beloved station has traveled. i love the passion, the ignorance, the intelligence, the anti-socialism, all of it. you guys are interesting, keep it up
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I don't care if tATu are really lesbians or not. Neither of them is going home with me, or anybody else who has ever posted on Talkback. I get to abuse myself to a jailbait lesbian fantasy, the girls don't have to work at a McDonald's in Vladivostok anymore, so everybody wins. The same goes for Pink licking her dancers. It should be a crime, how frigging hot that broad is...Next year, the show's hosts should be Gollum and FluffyUnbound. The suits at MTV wouldn't get it, but both characters are more entertaining than any host the show has had since Dennis Miller...And sure, MTV shows so much bullshit, they had to start a second channel just for the goddamn music videos. I remember what MTV was like in its early days, and it's no great loss. The only decent videos came on Sundays between midnight and 2 AM. And those are my work hours now, so fuck everybody.
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can't believe no one has said that yet.
Yoda was stupid - I couldn't understand half of what he said not being a 'hep cat' and 'with it'. Think my IQ went up a few points there.
Gollum rocked - Andy Serkis was hilarious. "That was fucking awesome" - indeed.
Billy Boyd "It is such an honor to work on a film like that" - beautiful and ever so classy.
Peter Jackson comes up with yet another goofy and fun acceptance speech. I'd watch more of these shows if he was guaranteed to win. -
Jesus flamin' Christ, what the bloody fuck is wrong with you people? Are your own lives so boring that you have to DEBATE the bitchiness of actresses who may or may not be bitchy and oggle jailbait like it wasn't jailbait? Am I the only one on this fucking site with a girlfriend?
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It had to be said! Gollems statement bout MTV is so ture MTV dose indeed suck! Oh, and Hillary Duff, Amanda Bynes, and the Olsen Twins are nothing but overpaied jailbait skanks! I hope the get rapped up the ass because they had it coming! Talentless skanks!
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Did they cut something? I thought I saw pictures of Victoria and David giving out an award, but they were missing from the show.
What's up with that?
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