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Wanna See The HULK After He's Been Stomping Through San Francisco's Sewers'

Hey Folks, Harry here... Ok, imagine you're being hounded and shot at by America's Armed Forces, and everytime they shoot you, it just hurts like hell making get bigger and meaner, and meanwhile as you grow, you're underwear is giving you one helluva mean wedgie that you just can't fix. Desperate to get away, you dive into the San Francisco Sewer Line, where the foul funk just gets you more and more mad. So you bust up, covered in dung, now baking in the sun smelling like Harry Knowles and looking like the newest spokesperson for Green Beans as the sneaky U.S. Military sends helicopters that look like they're gonna shoot you in the back... Sucks being the HULK doesn't it? Thanks goes out to FETT!









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umm, yeah...
by vesp_e_rillian
May 19th, 2003
02:31:43 PM
Official dialog that accompanies this scene:
by PoopsMcGee
May 19th, 2003
02:33:55 PM
Hulk Smash
by BRTick
May 19th, 2003
02:35:13 PM
MMMm okay
by Rumpleforeskin
May 19th, 2003
02:37:19 PM
MMMm okay
by Rumpleforeskin
May 19th, 2003
02:37:22 PM
MMMm okay
by Rumpleforeskin
May 19th, 2003
02:40:06 PM
whats with the "Fred from Scooby Doo" pants?
by Retrace
May 19th, 2003
02:47:38 PM
I'll say it again, Hulk Hogan as the Hulk
by mbaker
May 19th, 2003
02:49:06 PM
Hulk needs a laxative
by ChickenGeorgeVII
May 19th, 2003
02:59:56 PM
shrek looks mad in this photo
by call me...roy
May 19th, 2003
03:18:37 PM
nice
by narky
May 19th, 2003
03:22:29 PM
Hulk looks best in the sun so far...I can't wait for this movie
by Tarl_Cabot
May 19th, 2003
03:25:47 PM
still looks woefully fake...
by Horus
May 19th, 2003
04:02:52 PM
The Hulk is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet!
by jimmychitwood
May 19th, 2003
04:03:05 PM
I feel really sorry for the dude who had to animate the CGI peni
by DavidCamp
May 19th, 2003
04:04:52 PM
Hulk stuffs his pants
by jinX
May 19th, 2003
04:11:24 PM
Stretch Armstrong: the movie?
by notageek
May 19th, 2003
04:15:21 PM
picture has been out
by adamantium
May 19th, 2003
04:38:12 PM
So is FETT not getting banned anymore?
by Moriarity Report
May 19th, 2003
04:41:07 PM
when will they get the friggin' CGI right???
by neckbone
May 19th, 2003
06:11:20 PM
GREEN BARNEY
by TomVee
May 19th, 2003
06:12:08 PM
UGH
by Lelon
May 19th, 2003
06:20:36 PM
U R ALL GEEKS
by Jamalio
May 19th, 2003
06:24:48 PM
This looks like one of those caption contests.
by Cash Bailey
May 19th, 2003
06:33:02 PM
Ang Lee's Hulk movie looks cool...but when are we gonna get to s
by Atticus Finch
May 19th, 2003
06:48:56 PM
That looks like shit on his shoulder...
by GreatKingRat
May 19th, 2003
06:51:49 PM
That Namby-Pamby Godzilla...
by Spelunker Gregg
May 19th, 2003
06:53:33 PM
they've obviously brightened the image for the still.
by eau hellz gnaw
May 19th, 2003
06:56:24 PM
Hulk Rippers - no not zippers
by DukePaulAtreides
May 19th, 2003
07:38:39 PM
MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT!
by imageburn13
May 19th, 2003
07:58:05 PM
Sure it's fake, but it looks like fun.
by bralli
May 19th, 2003
08:23:17 PM
Damn! Hulk looks like he could whip 'ol King Kong's ass...!
by Red Raider
May 19th, 2003
08:28:42 PM
"HULK Smells Poo! HULK Hates Poo!"
by CHEWBLACCA
May 19th, 2003
08:43:50 PM
I think I know what's wrong with Hulk...
by Chow Yun Phat
May 19th, 2003
08:44:23 PM
CGI 101: or why I hate movies with CGI, and the shitheads who re
by LargoJr
May 19th, 2003
08:48:19 PM
Wow, I wish I could screengrab pics from the trailer
by MyNameDoesn'tFit
May 19th, 2003
09:35:06 PM
Shadows?
by JUSTICE41
May 19th, 2003
09:45:39 PM
Radiation eliminates body fat!
by KONG33
May 19th, 2003
10:55:32 PM
Just noticed the bulge - -
by KONG33
May 19th, 2003
10:56:59 PM
After a Brutal Workout in the Gym Hulk likes to relax in a cool
by Darth_Inedible
May 19th, 2003
11:16:20 PM
I bet right now Ang Lee wishes this movie took place only at nig
by Filthy Fox
May 19th, 2003
11:18:05 PM
Hulking PENIS
by Gengar
May 20th, 2003
12:33:49 AM
Hmm
by Marychase
May 20th, 2003
01:46:20 AM
Yeesh.
by FezMonkey
May 20th, 2003
01:51:06 AM

by notageek
May 20th, 2003
02:16:58 AM
HULK LOOK FOR GAY BAR! MANY GAY BARS IN SAN FRAN!
by Bari Umenema
May 20th, 2003
02:23:10 AM
I CAN'T WAIT
by MaulRat
May 20th, 2003
03:32:49 AM
Just cause I'm a superhero doesn't mean I have to smell poo gas!
by St.Buggering
May 20th, 2003
03:59:24 AM
ooooooowwwww! I'm so mad! why couldn't they dress up Bana and us
by TheGinger Twit
May 20th, 2003
04:40:36 AM
the problem with the LOTR work...
by eau hellz gnaw
May 20th, 2003
07:06:03 AM
when are you going to get it talkback users
by comicknowitall
May 20th, 2003
07:13:14 AM
Dodgy Colour
by PatBateman
May 20th, 2003
07:50:42 AM
It was Freakazoid
by SithDragon
May 20th, 2003
08:57:50 AM
Y'know
by NubtheSquirrel
May 20th, 2003
10:14:25 AM
Hey St. Buggering! Does it looks like Hulk has walked through Do
by Kumo-Shujinkou
May 20th, 2003
10:43:31 AM
To CGI or not to CGI
by Cruel Shoes
May 20th, 2003
11:08:13 AM
I love the theatrical representation of the Hulk.
by Blue_In_The_Face
May 20th, 2003
11:43:19 AM
THIS IS JUST A BAD PICTURE... LOOK AT THE WASHED OUT WHITES TO T
by antonphd
May 20th, 2003
03:26:32 PM
Armchair experts should shut the hell up
by John_Milner
May 20th, 2003
05:04:26 PM
Cruel Shoes
by DocPazuzu
May 20th, 2003
06:22:25 PM
To St. Buggering
by RedRum1977
May 20th, 2003
07:47:14 PM
The real reason people are bitching about CGI Hulk
by Lavaman
May 20th, 2003
11:43:24 PM
Big GREEN ROTO ROOTIN' MACHINE!
by Zone Zero
May 21st, 2003
01:28:25 AM
Worst movie of the summer?
by AlwaysThere
May 21st, 2003
02:09:26 AM
What the hell?
by lugoman
May 21st, 2003
03:22:47 AM
Not all that menacing really...
by Mr D
May 21st, 2003
07:52:55 AM
Why does CGI Hulk look so much like a claymation figure?
by Uncle Sam
May 21st, 2003
10:37:43 AM
Suspension of Disbelief...
by K0NY
May 21st, 2003
11:10:51 AM
hulk is not pure cg despite contrary belief
by joey-jo-jo
May 21st, 2003
11:17:59 AM
Just because he looks cartoony doesn't mean it can't be a good s
by concordsailor
May 21st, 2003
07:02:48 PM
Hulk like spandex
by ZombieChrist
May 21st, 2003
08:03:49 PM
ILM is very Busy....New Star Wars footage***Spoiler***
by Boss1
May 22nd, 2003
06:34:43 AM
Hulk smash puny minds
by Doctor Roof
May 29th, 2003
08:34:03 PM

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