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First AMERICAN WEDDING Trailer Online!!
Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
As far as I know, this one’s not even in the theaters yet. And I'm willing to bet that when it is in theaters, it won't contain all the jokes you see here. This is pretty dirty, all things considered, and it looks like they've revised this quite a bit since the script I read. Anyway, one of our readers managed to dig up the AMERICAN WEDDING trailer online, and so here it is for you!!
Hey Harry and Moriarty-
The Patriot checking in. Thought I'd give ya all a look at a new trailer I found for American Wedding. Pretty funny, so it will probably never show up here in the US. Anyway, the link is here - 2 sizes, in Quicktime:
CLICK HERE AND SEE WHAT NEW TRAUMA THEY’VE DREAMED UP FOR JIM’S PENIS!!
Enjoy!
The PatriotThanks for the heads-up.
"Moriarty" out.
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Funny though!
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They're on a collision course...with WACKINESS! *friendswithbenefits.com*
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Alyson looks amazing...
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A third AP flick? Ugh!
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Apr 21, 2003 9:03:32 AM CDT
Wow, that was funny! All of my doubts about this movie are serio
by cooldan989
How do Paul and Chris Weitz do it every time? Got me, but all I know is they could be the all-holy kings of teenage comedy and that I will be first in line to see this. I imagine this trailer might go through some censorship before this hits theaters, though...
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Three times..three times he's been caught in compromising situations..has the boy learned nothing?
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I don't know about this AP shit, but honey over to the left here looks aiight!!!
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offline?
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Sorry about the other posts. Feel free to remove them if at all possible. Anyway, there are two types of movie trailers, recognizable by the background color of the "This movie has been rated such and such by the MPAA" screen. The "Green band" kind are suitable for all audiences and can run in front of any movie. The red band kind can only run in front of an R-rated movie, and can have profanity and nudity. So a little blowjob joke shouldn't really be a problem. This is an old old gag though, that goes back to the first "Police Academy" movie. The fact that half the cast didn't return for this movie is a little worrying, but I guess everyone who is actually funny did.
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That when we saw a movie where a man actually has sex with an apple pie, that it was going to be a trilogy?
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It's 10:24am here in Florida and the link aint bringin nuttin up.
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It won't work. Dammit, + I was looking forward to that. The first AP is 2nd only to "Road Trip" as the greatest summer teen sex romp ever. Having said that, this is still probably a wait-for-the-video movie. Nobody needs to waste cinema dollars on some silly fun like this. Out.
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American Pie 1 didn't do it for me. The second one made me run into the theater 3 times and the third one looks just as good. Congrats Weitz Bros.
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Quicktime Low
http://media.filmweb.no/trailere/uip/UIP20030291/1.mov
Quicktime Medium
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Yay! It worked. You gotta love movies; where something like that can happen + nobody bats an eye. The girl should've been in tears + there should've been at least 1 guy giving Jim a sly wink + thumb's up. Better yet, some angry chick turning to her dapper boyfriend + screeching: "See?! That's WHY I've never done it, you pig!" We live in a sad world. Thank goodness there's mindless fun movies like this to ground us all + remind everyone that there's always something to laugh about. "Take sex for example: look at the RIDICULOUS faces you people make mid-coitus." "Sex is a joke in Heaven?" "The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too." Out.
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Apr 21, 2003 11:37:03 AM CDT
At Last, the Long Awaited Final Chapter in an Epic Film Trilogy
by drath
Does Anyone else remember that old Naked Gun 3 trailer? Man, that was funnier than the movie!
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This could be attached to R-rated movies. This is no worse than the original American Pie trailer. Just like that one we get the point without showing the point.
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I've blown my load probably thousands of times, with women, and more often than not alone, and it has never, never made a sound...is there something wrong with me?
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i hope thats the tv spot
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I have a newfound respect for Eugene Levy after seeing him in A Mighty Wind. I mean, he took what could have potentially been just another zany improv creation and turned it into a moving character that, I swear, had people in the theater crying at the end of the movie. I honestly see him now in a whole new light.
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I must take a moment to second the previous poster. Levy was just incredible in Mighty Wind, giving the film an emotional depth I never would have expected from a Guest mockumentary. Still not sure if that was actually him singing, but I strongly doubt I'll appreciate any performance this year nearly as much. "We should all be so happy" indeed.
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I'll third the barrage of Eugene Levy praise. His characterization of Mitch Cohen was incredible, it gave the movie something that none of Guests previous films had and that was an honest to God heart. There were people crying in the theatre I was at too, great performance, great movie.
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Alysson Hannigan is one of the most unique and talented comedic actors we have in these benighted days. She is consistantly the best thing in whatever she appears in. Of all the Buffy Alumni, she is the one with the best chance of having a successful post-ME career. She made the second American Pie movie nearly watchable and seems to be the only bright spot of this tripe as well. But this is far beneath her. It's a pity that the art of comedy writing has been nearly been wiped out with an onslaught of juvenile sleaze and smarm. I can only imagine what a REAL comedy writer like Billy Wilder of Preston Sturges could have done with this girl. I hope this movie is successful for her sake so she can move on to better things. She deserves better than these lowbrow crapfests. I wonder if Wes Anderson or the Coen brothers need a redhead?
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It's dirty, yet very sweet and endearing all at the same time. And really, that's what sets it apart from all the general lame dirtiness out there. You know... I think I'll want to see this. I was worried. Not so much anymore. I was worried about Pie 2, and that movie proved itself to be just as endearing as the first. MUCH better looking than "Just Married," which did not appeal to me in the least, even with just about every single one of my friends getting married this past few years. God I love these movies.
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Apr 21, 2003 3:31:09 PM CDT
ALYSON HANNIGAN IS THE SEXIEST TOMBOY BEANPOLE ON THE PLANET!!!!
by vthevile
seriously
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Harrys boobies are making me sick in the page graphic thingie.
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Like the other guy said, this is a Red Band Trailer.
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Look at that piece of shit Rollerturds. If he was in this movie, I'd be in full boycott. Fuck Chris Klein, fuck him up his stupid ass.
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This might be worth a trip to the cinema. That trailor was damn funny.
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Wow, I got thirded by Horatio Alger. That's only the 4th time that's ever happened to me.
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I'd see Battlefield Earth II as directed by Seigfried and Roy if it had Alyson giving a blow job.
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Hopefully this will be her break-out movie role after Buffy ends. I'd really like to see her career move onto the movie screen regularly, and see her play roles other than for the Willow/Michelle type of character she's been getting typed for.
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I hope Allyson movie career takes off after this too. I always thought of her as just "cute". But from the third season of Buffy on though she's become incredibly HOT.
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You know what they say " Red on the head,like Dick on the dog".
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Or remember hearing something about everyone else showing up in cameo but just Jim, Finch, Michelle, Stifler and Jim's Dad being the main focus of the film. With this and the website, that seems to be pretty consistent.
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Really.
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I've still never seen the first one. You all suck.
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