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The new PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN poster looks like a heaping plate of lasagna... Good enough to eat!
Hey folks, Harry here... Everything just continues to LOOK beautiful for this film. I'd love nothing more than for this film to come off perfectly, but that mascara on Johnny Depp is just... really really weird. I have no clue if that is gonna just bug the shit out of me, or make me want to put mascara on too. I wonder if I'd feel sexier with mascara on? I mean, nylons I understand... angora... totally, but mascara? Hmmm... gotta go..
Hey Harry,
Latino Review just posted the new and final poster for Pirates Of The Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Although the title is long, the movie wil rule. Check it out:
Ricky ... Oh...
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yay im first
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yay im first
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yay im first
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She gets better looking every time I see her. Can't wait for this movie.
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If that lasagna was RANCID and made you wanna puke your guts out! AFLAC! ... ahhh, I shouldn't be too hard on this film ... it might be better than Cutthroat Island or whatever ... feh!
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just think, half the time you thought you were perving over Natalie Portman inEpisode 1, it was really her.
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Well...that's what my girlfriend says. Or better yet, my boyfriend...um did I say that outloud.
Johnny looks like he rides on the back of the bike better than Keanu did for those super-sexy homosexual Matrix films. My god current cinema is just a feast for my man-loving pleasures. I just couldn't wait for Frodo and Sam to run naked in Tom Bombadil's house, alas I was let down.
Straight guys...yuck!
Actually this movie looks better than anything else coming out this summer, save for Return of the King. Ooops... did I say coming out?
Me and Papa Fett singing a tree... Papa Fett is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet you know.
Shadowrun von shadowrun, the Matrix is to Shadowrun like the D&D Movie is to Lord of the Rings...
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Apr 11, 2003 3:56:28 PM CDT
WOW....its looks like a poster for some shitty TV movie...just n
by rollin2001uk
i am not looking forward at all to this.sorry harry but you know shit ia ahit.and this just hit the fan.
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Apr 11, 2003 4:02:31 PM CDT
WOW....its looks like a poster for some shitty TV movie...just n
by rollin2001uk
i am not looking forward at all to this.sorry harry but you know shit is shit.and this just hit the fan.
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Apr 11, 2003 4:09:04 PM CDT
I love how movie posters don't put the names directly above the
by rev_skarekroe
...so that if you didn't know better, you'd think Kiera Knightly was an old man. sk
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Wow, Im impressed, I hope this dosent turn into another Cutthroat Island.
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Apr 11, 2003 4:18:09 PM CDT
I'm sorry Jango ... but The Goonies was most definitely NOT a "l
by theaflacduck
You obviously haven't seen it ... either that, you're completely off your nut. The deleted Octopus scene from The Goonies alone will probably be head and shoulders above this movie! AFLAC!
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Apr 11, 2003 4:21:01 PM CDT
Come on Fett, you know you'd love to be cabin boy to a bunch of
by grand moff bush
You'd love to empty out their piss buckets, oil up their sweaty bodies, dance a little moonlight jig for their entertainment in some moonlit cove, and take it up the poop chute from the captain of the ship!
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With actors like Depp, Rush, and Bloom it's got potential. I'll keep my hopes up for this one.
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Apr 11, 2003 4:45:42 PM CDT
Fett you would want to fuck a chick that looks like a 15 year ol
by grand moff bush
Why not just fuck Orlando Bloom? He's got the same body and at least he can reciprocate and fuck you back! You can pretend to be pirates and plug each other's mudholes while you probe for lost treasure!
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Apr 11, 2003 4:50:45 PM CDT
Fett you would want to fuck a chick that looks like a 15 year ol
by grand moff bush
Why not just fuck Orlando Bloom? He's got the same body and at least he can reciprocate and fuck you back! You can pretend to be pirates and plug each other's mudholes while you probe for lost treasure!
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... is the sexiest Piratetess Beanpole on the planet!
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But if this movie has a scene of a pirate chasing a plate of food 'round and 'round, I'm walking out.
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But if this movie has a scene of a pirate chasing a plate of food 'round and 'round, I'm walking out.
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Looks like they made another SNL skit into a movie.
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Oh, wait, she has a moustache.
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I'm sorry - but it looks really good except for the fact that Johnny Depp looks like he fell asleep in Kiera Knightly's make up chair...
He lookth jutht thoooooooo thpethial..
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Am I the only one who saw the TNT version of "Treasure Island" and thought it quite a passable bit of moviemaking?
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Apr 11, 2003 6:50:54 PM CDT
How many people know that "the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the pl
by sith witch
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Or... Monkey Island Five.
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Honestly, this movie looks so cheesy... Why does Harry wet his pants every time anything even remotely related to this feature comes up? I'm a little suspicious.
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There's several places on the net that has nude(topless) pics of her from a foriegn film. She's not quit as flat as she looks. Pretty nice stuff. Don't remember the sites, the pics were emailed to my over a year ago, but search should turn em up.
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Look, I'm going to just get this over with...here's a link towards the pictures you're referring to. If I get kicked out of here or banned, I don't mind as long as I don't have to hear anymore of this Kiera Knightley garbage. She's really a very talented actress. Yeah, she's gorgeous, but she has a lot of star potential. Enought of my whining, go here: http://members.fortunecity.com/oops108/oops_keira_knightly.html
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Thanks
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Apr 11, 2003 10:09:03 PM CDT
Why that's not Natalie Portman at all! It's the sexiest tomboy b
by 007-11
Either or, man, either or
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Apr 11, 2003 11:23:50 PM CDT
The lead actor's GIANT HEAD in the front, and all of the other a
by osmosis jones
Was Drew Struzan too busy churning out covers for Star Wars paperbacks? Hell, even Muppet Treasure Island had a cooler poster than this. Feh.
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that shot of the ships looks like dirty backlot disney setup that was built IN A BIG ROOM...yikes
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--kicked ass. That is all.
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gee, i WONDER if there is going to be any O. Bloom/Legolas nudges ala Ray Park in Xmen....hmm, one can only hope to see a scene where Mr. Bloom is cast overboard when he looks behind and a ship is almost ready to run him over....when all of a sudden he *gracefully* grabs the helm and uses the momentum to elvishly swing back aboard.....aaahhherrrrggghh, i'm retarded
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Ted Elliot & Terry Rossio, who wrote the pirate flick we're all talking about, have an excellent website with fascinating message boards, over at www.wordplayer.com. They're on the boards there all the time, answering questions about the movie, and screenwriting, and filmmaking generally. Really good boards. Go check 'em out.
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WHAT THE FUCK??? that "foriegn" film is THE HOLE, a British film. We don't call the American films foreign, or Australian films for that matter, so why the fuck call it foreign? Is BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM foreign? Get your facts straight bitch, or I'll have to slap you. Back on topic, I don't see anything special about the poster, apart from Keira :-)
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Am I the only guy to have really loved this film? It was pretty much dismissed by critics and the public alike, as was CUTTHROAT ISLAND which royally sucked in my opinion. Had Michael Douglas taken on the Modine part as originally planned it could've been better perhaps. But as for PIRATES, I loved this film!!! It was so rich in detail, it looked like one of the most authentic pirate films in many a decade. Plus, the humor was great. CUTTHROAT ISLAND tried too hard to be funny in a DIE HARD kind-of way. PIRATES' humor came from the characters. Thoughts anyone? Needless to say, I am very much looking forward to Disney's new pirate movie. Hopefully, they do it right and infuse some energy and interest back into the genre.
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I mean EVERYBODY know what "Pirates of the Caribbean" is. My guess is Eisner's gonna do the usual and follow this with an endless series of ever-cheesier "direct-to-video" sequels. You know, in a year we'll have, "Pirates of the Caribbean: Ripped Off by the Pakistani at the Mall Selling Faux Pearls" starring Matt LeBlanc instead of Johnny Depp...
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Go fuck yourself "foreigner." I never even knew the name of the stupid ass movie, just that it was from Europe(which is a foreign continent to us....ASS).
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Haha, I never even noticed your name. Can't disagree with that. But British films shouldn't be viewed as "foriegn" to Americans. Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, 28 Days Later..., Johnny English, The Parole Officer, Bridget Jones Diary, Notting Hill, All or Nothing. The list could go on, but if you think those are foriegn films then you truly are arrogant.
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Well, I'll take arrogant over bitch, and you seem to dislike the French too, so we'll just play nice now(besides, I like the British).
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Well then, you'll be seeing a few foriegn movies without even knowing it this summer.
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Trust me man, I live in Los Angeles, we know EVERY film that's not made here, and where it actually was filmed, so I do know when they're foreign. As in the case when they're made in someplace like Canada, they usually look like ass, but Great Britain has some great production facilities, and talent, so ya'll put out some really good stuff.
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