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A Sneak Peek at the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN Trailer coming soon!
Hey folks, Harry here... Ran across the following tonight. Let's just say that after a half bottle of J.P. Morgan, unfortunately not the sponsor for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, I was feeling little to no pain and simply connected to my spirit guides in the seven seas, which pointed me in the direction of this tiny spot, which carries a sampling of some of the goodness we'll be getting this Sunday! I love the undead monkey... and Geoffrey... sigh, looks mighty fine, though for some reason I keep wishing this was Vincent Price! Hheehehehe... Here ya go...
Avast me maties, here be a trove of treasure for the unpatched eyes of ye!
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Apr 04, 2003 5:05:38 AM CST
YA best start believing in ghost stories ,your in one,cool line
by jon-e-blaze
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This movie will be crap. He is tricksy,,,very tricksy.
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What do you mean, done right for the first time ever? You'd think the only pirate movie you'd ever seen was Cutthroat Island.
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Pirates, Skeletons... Skeleton Pirtates? Kiera Knightly too? I am so there.
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...don't really know what a 'Pirtate' is, but the name is mine and if anyone else uses it I'll cut you up into little bitty pieces!!
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Looks fun fun fun. And is it just me or did Keira look EXACTLY like Winona Ryder in that last shot?
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The ghost/skeleton pirate at the end looks like the famous Le Chuck from monkey island... well it needs some more beard though.
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Apr 04, 2003 6:22:26 AM CST
Man, this looks like one kick-ass pirate flick! God, how I'm rea
by cooldan989
I definetley will think long and hard about seeing this opening day. Thinking done. I will! Although that girl at the end looks a bit too much like Winona Ryder...
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Looks quite good if you ask me. Keira Knightley is enough reason for me to see it.
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So when does the modern major general turn up with all his daughters?
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Odds bods, ain't it cool! Really looking forward to this one. Followed by....Master and Commander. Followed by the Pirate of all pirates, Captain Hook in....Peter Pan. This is the year of the Pirate and Swashbuckler. Its about bloody time! Arrrrrrrrr...
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Apr 04, 2003 9:35:28 AM CST
Jeez Harry, your're getting way too excited over a damn pirate m
by timbenzedrine
Just how much is Disney paying you to promote this shit?
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this should happen more often .. sneek peeks at trailers...avast ye maties!
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Apr 04, 2003 11:27:19 AM CST
Can someone please explain the "Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole" phrase?
by osmosis jones
Oh, and arrrrr, avast, ye maties, and all that. May be good, may be terrible.
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Hey Osmosis - check out the ad banner on the left with the british chick...it's a nice adon this site...hmmm click on Vin Diesel or a sexy girl with a pierced navel?
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We germans love pirates!
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Looks good but needs the theme.
This summer is looking good for Hollywood Summer Excapest stuff.
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Finally, we're getting back in the groove of making classic swashbucklers. I've been waiting so long ever since "CUTTHROAT ISLAND" for a pirate movie to come along and blow me out of the water, now comes this!
Damn, that girl in there is hot and Geoffrey Rush turning into a skeleton is soo uberly cool/creepy and let's not forget Johnny Depp looking like how a pirate should look like, Orlando Bloom is very unrecognizable without his blonde hair and shaven face, but oh well...I'm sure he, Depp, and Rush will give us a film full of swordfights, ship battles, humor, and the half-dead vs. the living in a final battle (which the trailer shows). -
Looks like the $160M might have been very well spent after all! Go Gore!
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Apr 04, 2003 1:27:46 PM CST
Finally got to watch it, looks like good stupid Mummyesque fun..
by earthworm
...I always liked the feel of a corset myself though. And Discreet Logic, you'
re taking the piss aren't you, not even a german would give himself that apt a handle ;-) Anyway, I'm off to look for pictures of Kiera Knightly -
Yes, most pirates were gay. It was just circumstances I suppose, like being in prison. What do you suppose cabin boys were for anyway?
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... Johnnie Depp and Geoffrey Rush are PERFECT casting for a pirate movie. Absolutely spot-on. And like Harry, I love the ghost story angle. Something we haven't seen before. ______ Oh, and obviously THING_FISH is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet. Whatever that is.
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Spends incredible amounts of money on them. Me? I keep my pants up with a frayed rope. sk
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Captain Blood would've been proud...this creme de le creme movie pays homage to the cinematic pirates of yore, with a devilish twist of a ghost yarn. What I've witnessed thus far makes pirating a respectable trade for cutthroats-in-training with aspirations for high-sea derring do's. Ahoy! The magic is back!
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sorry. i meant: FART.
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So what if its bruckheimer, his movies, are pure entertainment ya know, and that looks like its gonna be a treat. Im there on july 9th with my father, hes dying to see a good pirate movie, and holy hell if thats not gonna be it, he will never get to see one.....
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Bah... why'd they have to use CGI for the face movements. Watch and rewatch that last bit with the moonlight skele-face. His last line looked like Jar Jar's cousin... so fake... oh woah is me... will they ever "discover" animatronix again?
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How good this is going to be from a 1 minute collage of sword fighting?
You might have just seen all the best bits.
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If it just has a bit more edge to it, a bit more danger than I'm getting from the trailer, then I'm in the theater as opposed to a rental.
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Hmmm... the last good pirate movie was...Hmmm... Actually, I cant really think of any good ones. I guess we'll have to see if america is ready for an action movie at sea. Personally, I'm still not over waterworld...
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Uh...did you mean *Captain* Morgan, Harry? J. P. Morgan is an investment firm, which would of course bode very well for the picture if they were a sponsor. (Not, of course, to be confused with "Gong Show" judge Jaye P. Morgan.)
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Apr 05, 2003 12:10:34 AM CST
J.P. Morgan, Captain Morgan, it's all the same when it comes bac
by 007-11
Is that Natalie Portman? Because if it is I have a whole new, and more compelling reason to see this movie!
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http://bvbp-qt.vitalstream.com/PiratesOfCaribbean/PiratesOfTheCaribbean_T2_1500.mov
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Everything is right on the place, best trailer in 2003 till now.
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Apr 05, 2003 4:29:38 AM CST
Johnny Depp, Queerest Pirate to Ever Sail the Seven Seas
by bari umenema
Yep he's a gay pirate. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. Just one of those queer pirate things. Gay pirates are happy and jolly. Straight pirates are miserable and often seasick because they don't get enough hot pirate sex stuck on the ship for months at a time out at sea. So if you're going to be a pirate your best bet is to be a homosexual pirate. Arrgghh matey, these pipes are clean!
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Apr 05, 2003 7:34:24 AM CST
Hey i think this is the film that has Gareth from the Office (a
by danzigg
I could be wrong although. If i am, i appologise in advance.
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Probably a decent rental.
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When I saw this I was thinking of the cheesey Disney ride or that it was going to be a goofy assed Disney cartoon, but this actually looked like a swashbuckling good time!!!
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It's rated ARRRRRRRRR!!!
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Wow, this looks retarded. YAAY! quite crap, this reeks of stale disney theme park attractions being manned by ex-convicts...
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Whats up..Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom..Ok well johnny is a little old and Orlando is just plain hot.I really havn't heard much about this movie but umm..IT will be good;)
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