Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
Well, aside from picking up a few shifts at the Donkey Show to pay for my ticket, that's a good question.
Last week, I didn't realize there was some sort of race to get a reality film onscreen. Now, in the wee small hours of Saturday morning, I'm suddenly reading about Universal's spring break movie and New Line's spring break movie and MGM's spring break movie, and I find myself packing to leave in just a few hours so I can spend the next four days in Cancun, where I'm going to try to sort out exactly what these movies are and what makes any of them different.
Yeah... that's right. Cancun.
It's difficult work, and no one wanted the assignment, so I figured I'd step in and take this one for the team. I'm going to try to suffer through the horror of one of Mexico's most famous resorts just so I can share the story with you guys. Please... pray for me.
And if you're in Cancun and you want to get in touch with the Professor, you can try me at the Ritz-Carlton, where I'll be registered, as always, under my code name: "Drew McWeeny."
After I leave Mexico, I'm going on a spy mission so secret that I can't even hint as to which hemisphere I'll be in. Just suffice it to say that if you're trying to get hold of me and can't, I'll be back in Los Angeles by Sunday morning, and I'll look forward to talking to you then.
"Moriarty" out.
