Feb. 27, 2003, 5:57 a.m. CST
by KID AB
3D FROM MASSIVE ATTACK!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!
Feb. 27, 2003, 6 a.m. CST
and for future first posters, u go to hell, u go to hell and die!
Feb. 27, 2003, 7:29 a.m. CST
by Smilin'Jack Ruby
He's in this AND he's in "Legally Blonde 2???" What happened to Newhart retiring - with all his tons and tons and tons of money from producing two of the biggest hit shows in TV history - to simply sit on his ass and play golf all the time with Kelsey Grammer? Thank God Bob is back. Newhart's a fucking genius of subtlety and it's about damn time modern filmmakers realize what he's got going for him. Anybody else get that Nick at Nite recording of his 1998 live benefit concert where he re-did all his "Button Down Mind" stuff? Brilliant.
Feb. 27, 2003, 9:40 a.m. CST
It's like watching prim-time reruns circa 1972! sk
Feb. 27, 2003, 9:46 a.m. CST
the legend that is
Feb. 27, 2003, 11:31 a.m. CST
Go watch THE DREW MCWEENY SHOW...I bet even he would think its funny, and if he doesn't, then he truly has no sense of humor.
Feb. 27, 2003, 12:03 p.m. CST
Guy from Guiding Light named Matthew Bomer. I saw him online and he might have the look, I swear to god almighty.
Feb. 27, 2003, 12:39 p.m. CST
Feb. 27, 2003, 1:22 p.m. CST
Ferrell is cool, but not as cool as somethings in life... Words do not describe the epic genius that is "Children of the living dead (2001)". The makers clearly went in with the intention and belief they were making one of the best horror films ever, and their amazing pretention and lack of any ability or skill in just about every single field shows on every level. They have created the most inadvertently hilarious movie I have ever seen. I saw it in MVC for
Feb. 27, 2003, 3:05 p.m. CST
From the first several paragraphs it sounds like Moriarty's smitten with the AOL lady! After all, we now know all her aspirations and reasons for not going the network route and how the whole community is so close knit. Isn't it CUTE?
Feb. 27, 2003, 3:07 p.m. CST
That has to be one of the worst constructed paragraphs I've ever seen... "I HAVE PROOF! nuff said."... no.. it is not enough that you SAY you have proof, normal people provide such proof before considering it 'enough'... or 'nuff..
Feb. 27, 2003, 3:08 p.m. CST
by I'm a banned man
for the link to that Mori clip. That was classic. I can't wait for the next episode. As Homer Simpson would say, "It's funny cause it's true". Sad, but true.
Feb. 27, 2003, 3:23 p.m. CST
mcweeny and harry switched roles
Feb. 27, 2003, 3:43 p.m. CST
seriously. good cartoon for a webpic.
Feb. 27, 2003, 4:11 p.m. CST
The whole site was a waste of time, though it's always a sort of bizarre amusement to see someone so pathetic they have to devote an entire website to hating someone who obviously couldn't give a rat's ass about them. This was the worst I've seen since the site by the guy who hates Paul Barker from Ministry. sk
Feb. 27, 2003, 4:55 p.m. CST
by fat ugly harry
yes This movie is the bomb!
Feb. 27, 2003, 4:55 p.m. CST
by Cash Bailey
He's a half-assed Chevy Chase wannabe come off like your dorky brother-in-law getting drunk at a barbeque and trying to be funny. Favs should be ashamed of himself, as should Kevin Smith for destroying JAY AND SILENT BOB with this half-wit, like he almost ruined DOGMA with Chris Rock, another staggeringly unfunny person who is just a notch or two above Martin Lawrence.
Feb. 27, 2003, 5:09 p.m. CST
by Trav McGee
These "facer" kids who come to AICN to complain about AICN and advertise "facer" which appears to be largely devoted to complaining about AICN--I think I've got it now. They're not movie geeks, or movie fans, or movie snobs. Per se. They're movie website geeks, and movie website fans, and movie website snobs. Well shit, that's one layer removed from reality more than I could possibly give a fart in the wind about. Hey, whatever keeps them from shootng up their schools. But I'd rather talk movies than movie websites. ...ELF, now. Favreau, you had me at Rankin/Bass stop-motion animation homages. I'm there. These Chiodo Bros. (sp?) any good? What's their resume?
Feb. 27, 2003, 5:13 p.m. CST
I assume that the "terrible" part of town would be the Downtown Eastside. I can't really think of another one. But how the hell did you pass through there on your way from the airport to the Sutton Place at Burrard and Robson? I mean, shit, you cross the bridge out of Richmond and you just take Granville all the way north, hop over the Granville Bridge and then hang a left. Bang, you're there. If you saw the "really terrible" part of Vancouver, your shuttle driver would have to be ingesting some of the substances that plague that area. Who knows, maybe it was the next day when you were heading out to the PNE. That would make sense. Heading east along Hastings to the fairgrounds would certainly give you a front row seat. Nonetheless, I suspect no one cares. It's really a moot point. Oh god, I'm wasting my life!
Feb. 27, 2003, 5:25 p.m. CST
There was no mention that the PNE Forum, former home to the Vancouver Canucks, was also the location for all of the dog show scenes in Best in Show. It's true. I saw the movie before I even realized that it had been shot in Van. My girlfriend thought the airport looked like Vancouver International -- so I was on the lookout throughout the rest of the film. When I saw the ugly concrete contours of the stadium, I knew it was the good ol' Forum and the ads for "Old Dutch" potato chips in the background clinched it. In Canada, they make ketchup chips and people love 'em. Holy fuck, do they! AND they put vinegar on their french fries. I shit you not! Sometimes, even gravy. But there are no gravy potato chips. They tried it for a while and nobody bought it. So, what can you do? Potato chip companies gotta make a buck -- just like everybody else. Holy cow, this is a LOT of pointless facts. You are all so welcome!
Feb. 27, 2003, 8:30 p.m. CST
by T-MACK 1.01
Feb. 28, 2003, 11:48 a.m. CST
by Moe Syzslak
pot and the fucking kettle.
Feb. 28, 2003, 2:38 p.m. CST
by Doc Cock
.....we Brits/Scots put vinegar on our chips (not french fries)...chips as in chipped potatoes.....sheesh, is life really that bad out in the colonies that this is the best you can do, perhaps we should re-start the British Empire, or perhaps I should get out more....send your answers on the back of a postcard, to.."get a life you scottish twat".......thanks
Feb. 28, 2003, 4:30 p.m. CST
by Moe Syzslak
Almost perfect definition of irony - criticizing someone's writing, yet spelling "writer " incorrectly while doing so. You, sir, are a fucking jackass.
Feb. 28, 2003, 5:04 p.m. CST
That is the dumbest piece of shit ever. I cant believe anyone said they found it funny. Maybe if you're in middle school. Its just an angry pile of garbage making fun of people. Theres no wit or talent in comedy present. The most entertaining part was that the first customer in the video store looked like Sam the Griffin from the Muppets. It sucked, biggest waste of time ever.
Feb. 28, 2003, 9:12 p.m. CST
by Joe Cool
I think mtoast is getting the Forum mixed up with the Pacific Coliseum, which is right next to it, and is where the Canucks played until they moved into GM Place in the latter '90s. The Forum is way too small to have ever accommodated an NHL team. I agree with the earlier comment though, that it would be just about impossible for a shuttle to cruise through the Downtown Eastside coming from the airport to downtown without getting lost. Unless of course it was just coming straight up Granville Street, which is not the worst part of town but isn't great either... oh shit, I'm wasting my life too aren't I? Right. I'm going to go waste it over a nice Guinness.
March 1, 2003, 9:15 p.m. CST
New Line likes us? That's probably because every one of their movies they advertise on this site gets a good review.
March 1, 2003, 9:38 p.m. CST
What did the actors say in their interviews? All I can tell from your article is that you ate well and whacked off to the AOL lady.