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Published at:  Feb 17, 2003 7:48:20 PM CST

Hey folks, Harry here... With TOY FAIR in full mode, we're getting some pretty insane coverage of the big merchandisable movies this year with the Toy websites. First up is Figures.Com which managed to snag photos of... HULK DOG. Ok, as brilliant as HULK HANDS are, HULK DOG is stupid.



Now I remember when word initially hit that we would be having HULK DOGS in this movie... It became one of those... bad jokes... a thing that, well... "LORD OF THE RINGS kicks alot of ass, but if it had HULK DOGS... whewwww, that'd be something!" That sort of thing. Now, in my head, I could imagine Hulk Dogs looking cool. Of course in my head I was imagining Hulk Wolves... just canine monstrosities. And I always imagined them as being Hulk looking... Meaning GREEN, ya know... like GAMMA RADIATION got hold of em. They didn't look like STEROIDAL DOGS... Not in my head. Well, here's what the toys look like:


























Is it just me, or did the dog in THE MASK look better and more HULK like than this thing? My MASK dog is standing on my Millenium Falcon behind Ben Grimm at the moment, and other than the goofy look in his eyes, I'd rather have that image running around in this HULK movie that those stupid looking doggys. Hopefully it is just a really bad prototype toy... maybe it'll be green in the movie and not just a big steroid dog. God that looks terrible. Yuck.



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  • Feb 17, 2003 7:52:45 PM CST

    i know a guy who has like 5 dogs that look like that

    by the draft

    didnt use gamma radiation though. just keeps them locked in cages and makes em drag heavy stuff.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 7:55:02 PM CST

    THE BEST STUDENT FIGHT SCENE EVER!

    by directorpaul

    GO HERE:

    http://members.rogers.com/paulnguyen/video/fight_wide_small.wmv

    www.pvefilms.com

    They are from Toronto, Canada!

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  • Feb 17, 2003 7:56:46 PM CST

    Now THAT is what I call "'Roid Rage."

    by miracleman

    Seriously now, that's just ridiculous. My thought of a Hulk dog is something very lean, fast, agile, and... well, bloodthirsty, not like a lumpy junkyard dog.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 7:56:47 PM CST

    Oh No its Scrappy!

    by mjayace

    It looks like Scrappy from that shitty Scooby Doo movie when he went all demon on everyone! Out here.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 7:59:51 PM CST

    Oh great, now we'll hear more "Hulk Hogan and DareDevil team up,

    by notchjohnson

    First off, the HULK movie toys look OK, and it's good they're selling them now, as opposed to that useless "same month as movie," kids don't care, they'll play with anything at any time. Now, someone's been riffing on Hulk Hogan on AICN, and anytime I see "HULK," the big green guy doesn't come to mind, but the former WWE and WCW World champion, that guy with pythons, that steroid freak, that dude I watched as a kid, and "marked out" big time as he destroyed greats like Terry Funk, King Kong Bundy, Don Muraco, Roddy Piper, John Studd, Adrian Adonis, King Harley Race, Andre the Giant, One Man Gang (aka Akeem), Big Bossman, Bad News Brown, Randy Savage, Cowboy Bob Orton, Undertaker, Hercules, Jake Roberts, Iron Sheik, Kamala, Sika, Mr. Perfect (rest in peace), and other greats. Did I leave anyone out, brother? Notch out.

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  • They sure look a lot like those stone gargoyles come to life that chased Rick Moranis across Central Park. Ai yi yi. Make the pain go away, George.... This is not doing much for my Must-See-O-Meter.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 8:11:02 PM CST

    Gamma rays?

    by norman dale

    It looks like he got stung by a bee,and he's really swollen.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 8:11:09 PM CST

    I got a hankerin' for a scafr

    by terry_1978

  • Feb 17, 2003 8:11:35 PM CST

    I got a hankerin' for a scarf

    by terry_1978

    Feeeeeeed meeeeeeee, Seymour!!!

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  • Feb 17, 2003 8:12:37 PM CST

    Jim Carrey's Dog...

    by captain_schmideo

    from The Mask. You know, after the dog puts on the mask...

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  • Feb 17, 2003 8:14:18 PM CST

    Notch, you forgot the obvious...

    by joe cool

    Junkyard Dog? :D

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  • Feb 17, 2003 8:14:39 PM CST

    Bahahaha! Puppy Power!

    by yogurt

    Baskervilles! That looks really, really sorry... the only thing worse is the concept of a Hulk Dog.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 8:31:53 PM CST

    aww, mr. scraps, arf arf

    by imageburn13

    OW JAGGED INCISORS! RIPPING TENDON AND MUSCLE! so much BLOOD! hahaha that thar some funny shit.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 8:36:35 PM CST

    I've been hoping and praying....

    by jiggamanspence

    ...But now i am totally convinced that the hulk movie is gonna suck big time. first the crappy looking, baby fat faced hulk and now fido on steroids. Fucking brilliant.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:00:24 PM CST

    Don't feel bad, IndustryKiller

    by terry_1978

    I sent Harry info on that Schumacher Phantom of the Opera thing last week, and I didn't get no props either....Harry, you are one shady dude....=P

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:04:20 PM CST

    Should be called "Cellulite Dog"

    by aargh

    Funny how Hulk has a pretty normal looking head (aside from the green), but Hulk Dog has this "Mars Attacks" thing happening. I dunno... it's just kinda ... eew. Like you really don't want to see this dog's backside. Although if they had a scene with Hulk walking Hulk Dog through the park, and Hulk Dog takes a massive green dump, and some cop comes over and tells Hulk to clean it up... well that'd be worth it I guess.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:08:41 PM CST

    DESENSITIZED TO HULK DOG IMAGES!!!!!

    by gene clean

    We have been DESENSITIZED into accepting UGLY HULK DOGS as harmless, even cute! This in turn denudes HULK DOGS of their evilness and negativity! HULK DOG images and films inoculate our children(and adults) into becoming more accepting of them! Beware the SOUL-STEALING HULK DOGS!

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:09:30 PM CST

    notch...

    by danceswithwerewolves

    ...i think you left out The Ultimate Warrior. But i'm not positive on that.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:28:34 PM CST

    Joe Cool, you've got it all wrong on HULK

    by notchjohnson

    Joe Cool, you may be sarcastic there, but I'll tell you that Junkyard Dog NEVER fought Hulk Hogan. I'm now mature, but I'll temporarily revert to my "wrestling mark" days, and say that Hulk Hogan's first WWF championship campaign was back in those "old days" when only "bad guys" or "rulebreakers" got shots at his title. Even at 10 years old, I saw the injustice of this.....Ricky Steamboat was awesome, but never got a shot at Hogan because he was his "friend." Heck, Billy Jack Haynes, Tito Santana, Junkyard Dog, the "good" Andre the Giant, they never came *close* to getting title shots. So, people were put in that absurd position of having to ambush Hogan (a la Paul Orndorff) to automatically gain a series of World title shots. Heck, even giving "Arriba" Tito Santana a title shot at Hogan would have been worth a $20 live ticket. It seemed that for guys like Junkyard Dog, their only hope was gunning for the Intercontinental title, often held by rulebreakers. So, I did NOT forget Junkyard Dog, because he had a snowball's chance in mid-July Hell of taking on Hulkster for the strap. Notch out.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:29:57 PM CST

    They got it ALL WRONG

    by gene clean

    Shrek's sidekick is supposed to be a DONKEY, not a dog!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Why is it so big when Hulk's head is small? This is all wrong.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:45:56 PM CST

    Rampagin Hulk has a Rampaging Goiter Problem.

    by burlivesleftnut

    Sorry, I don't have anything else to add.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:47:26 PM CST

    Scarves sold separately?

    by son of batboy

    Anyone see that Hulk mask you talk into? And I thought the Hulk hands were whacked. This movie sure is pumping out some freaky ass toys. Now where's my Jennifer Connelly fully posable ready-for-action figure?

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:48:37 PM CST

    Speaking of wrestling and monsters...

    by declan_swartz

    Imagine if Godzilla was mixed with WWE. www.kaiju.com

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:51:18 PM CST

    Yeah, Curt Henning died last Tuesday...

    by dog of mystery

    Only 44, too. If I remember correctly, he had a bum ticker, but I never did find out cause of death...

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:55:50 PM CST

    Hey Batboy

    by nocturnaloner

    right here: http://www.realdoll.com/

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  • Feb 17, 2003 9:56:48 PM CST

    I want a Hulk rally monkey

    by fred

  • Feb 17, 2003 9:59:35 PM CST

    "with SOUND" even!

    by gene clean

    Let me guess: you pull a string and hear the mocking laughter that will come from audiences when they see this thing.

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  • If this is an example of how far down to the bottom of the barrel Hollywood has to scrape to get their "event movies," it might be time to take up reading again as America's great leisure activity. Come on gang, how about it? It's truly pathetic that a talent like Terry Gilliam can't get a movie made to save his life and yet SHIT CRAP DUNG FECES like The Hulk gets salivated over. Ang Lee, stop slumming and and give us CTHD2 already!

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  • Feb 17, 2003 10:19:42 PM CST

    i want one

    by narky

    just because of how fucking INFAMOUS it is. seriously, holy shit this is hilarious. every time i look at it ill laugh and think about people like some above poster who "hoped and prayed" ha. not like i'm any better, if this was X-Men 2 we were talking about and if this was some "mutant dog" i probably wouldn't be too pleased, but i'd at least give it a chance, no hoping and praying needed.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 10:37:42 PM CST

    I still have faith in Ang

    by steal_dragon

  • Feb 17, 2003 10:38:38 PM CST

    HULK DOGS... what else

    by mr brownstone

    I'm sorry, but the HULK DOG is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I want one of them talking HULK DOGS. Can you imagine if those where the real proportions to THE HULK and it followed him everyhwhere. A HULK DOG is a HULK's best friend. This reminds me of some wierd super budget 70's Kroft Bros. show with a mega budget... and to me that i s the definition of cool.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 10:42:28 PM CST

    The Green is only skin deep.

    by malcior

    Just to point out that it may be easy to expect a hulk dogs fur to be green, but why would it be. In the comics and from what i've seen from pic's of the latest hulk movie, The Hulk still has the same coloured hair as Bruce Banner.
    So by the same logic a dog's hair would remain the same. But if you shaved the dog i'm sure that would also have green skin.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 10:48:31 PM CST

    OK, I'm not a vet or anything, but....

    by fluffyunbound

    Hulk Dog's musculature just doesn't look right. The Hulk is still recognizably a person, he just has really large muscles. This Hulk Dog thing looks like he has about four of every dog muscle. Please, tell me if I'm wrong so I can feel better about this. I was looking forward to this flick. Maybe Hulk Dog is only in it for like 4 seconds or something.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:21:36 PM CST

    The reason for Hulk Dog...

    by incredibleyoda

    I know of nobody that has read the script for Hulk, so I don't know for sure, but I'm assuming that the Hulk dogs really won't have a major role at all in the movie. I don't think that the final shot will be of Banner and Hulk Dog walking off into the sunset. Also, keeping in mind that these toys are primarily for children, these Hulk dogs are obviously here so that kids have someone for their Hulk toy to interact with. If you look at all the other toys, there is nothing but Hulk figures, due to the fact that there is no major villain such as the Leader or Abomination. I've also heard the rumors about the Absorbing Man, but I'm sure that if those rumors were true then there would be some concrete proof by now. So I think that the Hulk dog is here in toy form just to have somthing for the Hulk to beat on aside from the inanimate accessories that all the Hulk figures come with.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:22:03 PM CST

    HULK dogs can be scary and funny; perfect comic book villains

    by moriarity report

    Case in point is Colin Ferrell's Bullseye. He was funny, scary, and larger then life. I don't see a problem with the design, they have to look enough like HULK, so thats why HULK dog's been working out at the gym. I do see a fighting/wrastlin' video game coming out for this. Also, maybe HULK Dog's head is larger because he is some kind of advanced HULK, maybe a cross between the Leader and HULK. That would be cool if he even talked and said "If HULK dog poo in middle of woods and no one can smell it does HULK dog still poo? Why does master make HULK dog do bad things, when all HULK dog want is to lick HULK dog's giant green sack all day?!"

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:26:34 PM CST

    *laughs nervously*

    by surf ninja

    *laughs nervously* dont fret, everything will be o.k. *laughs nervously*

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:27:43 PM CST

    Hulk dogs look like Regis Philbin.

    by user id indeed!

    And that's my final answer.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:33:33 PM CST

    really tho,

    by imageburn13

    the doggy looks marsh-mallowy delicious! ahh, fuck all im tired.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:34:42 PM CST

    Hulk Dogs

    by solowcx

    http://www.crosswinds.net/~leaderslair/noexcuses/hulk3-014.jpg

    http://www.crosswinds.net/~leaderslair/noexcuses/hulk3-014pic.gif

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:38:29 PM CST

    that looks goddamn ridiculous

    by kong33

    I love the Hulk's look, but that's just ... is someone going to try and pass that off in a 'serious' movie?

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:39:41 PM CST

    Why is it still grey and the EYE's green?

    by kong33

    looks dumb, and he would fall over for all the muscle on it's body... cartoons are less exaggerated.

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  • Feb 17, 2003 11:56:02 PM CST

    Can we all agree this movie is REALLY GOING TO SUCK HULK DOG BAL

    by darth borgnine

    First the God-awful trailer -- now this. PASS.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 12:00:09 AM CST

    I was envisioning the dogs...

    by neoangelus

    ...as kind of like the Resident Evil dogs. But without the rotting. Man, the prospect of the dogs just being a part of a nightmare sequence and not a part of continuity is looking bleak. They wouldn't make a toy of something that appeared in a dream sequence, would they?

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  • Feb 18, 2003 12:04:21 AM CST

    scarier

    by trago

    colin ferrel's bullseye was anything but scary. for shit's sake, he went around killing little old ladies! ooohhh, *scary.*
    actually, come to think of it, he was pretty fucking annoying.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 12:17:39 AM CST

    Hulk Dogs! Getcher Hulk Dogs here!

    by poopsmcgee

    Oh, man...and I was really looking forward to this movie. Now I'm down to "kinda looking forward to this movie." And by the way, yes, I enjoyed "Daredevil," but I admit it could have been quite a bit better.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 12:20:00 AM CST

    What? No Hulk Harry ?

    by regis travolta

    I want to see Knowles go all Hulkoid! He'd look like a big green uniroyal tire man. Or like the Jolly Green Giant only really WIDE instead of Tall. Hulk Harry is what the moviegoing audience demands in this summer blockbuster.

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  • Jesus, i'm not holding out much hope for the Hulk. I have to say I was very dissapointed in Daredevil, and the way things are shaping up with the Hulk I guess the only high point will be the same as it was with Daredevil, extremely gorgeous women. Paul Bettany and Scott Foley, my hat goes off to you lucky bastards.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 12:42:54 AM CST

    Who gives a fuck?

    by tezuka

    It's a kids toy and has nothing to do with the quality of the movie...so why does anyone care?

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  • Feb 18, 2003 12:56:57 AM CST

    I'm gonna buy this like the people who ran out to buy Jar Jar fi

    by justinsane

    ...one day they're gonna be ultra-rare because no one wanted them!

    Either that, or it'll be an interesting collectable on par with Dick Tracy's banned "Steve the Tramp".

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  • Feb 18, 2003 1:03:51 AM CST

    Hulk Dogs

    by captaindumont

    The very fact there is a discussion about Hulk DOGS, I'm convinced the world is near armageddon.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 1:12:13 AM CST

    all I wanna know is....

    by norman dale

    ...how long before HulkDog ends up in a DMX video with a spiked collar?

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  • Feb 18, 2003 1:33:11 AM CST

    It's a David Lynch Action Figure!

    by mrstinger

    It's not a Hulk action figure, this toy is inspired by David Lynch's comic strip "The Angriest Dog In The World." Every edition began with the caption: "The dog who is so angry he cannot move. He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor martis." Either that, or it's based on the missing footage from "Old Yeller," cut because it made the dog less sympathetic.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 1:34:46 AM CST

    Most of you wouldn't know your head

    by jokrsmile

    from your ass. Yes I'll admit that this TOY looks silly. But like anything at ToyFair it's more than likely a prototype. And like I've said most of you punk posters probobly haven't read a HULK comic EVER. Because if you had you'd know HULK dogs HAVE make an appearance in the comic. It was an awesome story in the comic and I'm sure Ang Lee has found a great way to add them to the movie. They come from Government experimentation, just as I'm sure they do in the movie. Which makes perfect sense to me. And for all of you still bitching about the trailer, most of whom bear lame ass Star Wars ID's, get a life and get real. This movie will kick ass.

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  • I can certainly imagine a great Hulk story without Hulk dogs.
    I do, however, like the fact that the Hulk toy is not just called "The Hulk", rather "Rampaging Hulk" I suppose giving him an action in the name will divert people's attention from the fact that it has no apparent moving parts.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 1:39:09 AM CST

    Hulk dogs, zombie dogs, where does it end?

    by douglasah

    When will these dumbfuck dog nuts stop forcing their perverse fetish on normal people?

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  • Feb 18, 2003 2:14:13 AM CST

    Man, that is a pretty pathetic design.

    by a goonie

    But the Hulk figure isn't too shabby, so that's a plus.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 2:26:19 AM CST

    Alien 3 hounds...

    by weird v3.0

    Has anybody seen the makeup tests for the dog in Alien 3, when it was supossed not to be that CGI monstruosity? It seemed as stupid as this one looks now. It's hard to be green.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 2:39:33 AM CST

    Real Hulk dogs are intelligent and can talk. And besides, wher

    by mookiedood

    "Aaaaaaallrighty then, brother!" I'm just saying.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 3:30:51 AM CST

    ON FRIDAY,SLEDGE450 WILL UNLEASH THIS ,HOW CAN I PUT IT,WHIRLWIN

    by sir-sledge450

  • Feb 18, 2003 3:51:36 AM CST

    Steroid dog?

    by silvio dante

    I dunno, but that green guy next to him is definetely on the juice. He looks like a cross between Lee Priest and Gunther Schlierkamp, only greener. Wait a minute...

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  • Feb 18, 2003 4:19:27 AM CST

    @!!!!@????

    by dannyocean01

    Right, the film has now become my number one future crapfest. What were these people thinking. Hulk Dogs, good God. In fact after watching Project Greenlight last night (I'm in the UK so I know you lot in the US have already endured this pukefest) I know nobody knows anything.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 4:20:02 AM CST

    Forget the Hulk Dogs. What this movie needs...

    by allegos

    ...are some Hulk Baboons, with green radioactive baboon asses.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 5:26:18 AM CST

    That thing looks familiar

    by al_shut

    Am I the only one who thinks that the Hulk dog looks like the giant steroid dog from an Batman Beyond episode?

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  • Feb 18, 2003 7:53:27 AM CST

    If Hulk gets a hulk dog, does She-Hulk get hulk pussy?

    by thumper2k1

    just wondering

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  • Feb 18, 2003 8:09:21 AM CST

    thanx for the tip, A.L.

    by mr. smith

    Miller's Crossing is one of the holy grails of dvd. can NOT wait...

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  • Feb 18, 2003 8:37:36 AM CST

    Oh Jesus Breakdancing Christ...

    by kid z

    ... Ang actually went and did the fuckin' Hulk dogs. Well, that's it, then. First NoFlairdevil, now this idiocy. It's the one-two punch we all dreaded, but knew would come... the one that will kill any chances of anymore superhero movies being greenlighted for a long, long time.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 9:23:34 AM CST

    They look like Abobo!

    by rev_skarekroe

    You know! From the Double Dragon movie! Anyone? Nevermind. sk

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  • Feb 18, 2003 9:30:30 AM CST

    Anyway, Frankie and Tic-tac sidle on up to the Hulk....

    by wild at heart

    And Frankie looks at him real leery and says, "Drift, small guy." (That one's for FootFknMaster and the underground army of "Miller's Crossing" lovin' CHUDS that skulk in the darkened sewers of the world's major cities. Good news, very good news.) And hey, I might just see the hulk too. My boy Eric's all grown up. (sniff!)

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  • Feb 18, 2003 10:25:25 AM CST

    Bowowowyippyoyippyay

    by nice marmot

    This will ruin the movie w/ too much screen time. How hard would it have been to throw in the Abomination? I would, however, invite Hulk Dog to tailgate w/ me this fall at a Brown's game. Cleveland Rocks!!!!

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  • Feb 18, 2003 11:53:16 AM CST

    "My MASK dog is standing on my Millenium Falcon behind Ben Grimm

    by manwiththedogs

    ..my GOD, have you ever even SEEN a real live girl? You poor pathetic GEEK you.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 1:31:35 PM CST

    fire hydrants beware

    by capt.ahab

    Lets see we could have had The Leader, we could have had The Abomination, we could have had The Wendigo. Even a clash of the psyche Gray Hulk Vs. Green Hulk. BUT NO!!!!! Ang Lee gives us HULK DOG, All fire hydrants must be crapping themselves. Oh and the TB who said that he used to watch wrestling but is now "mature", i'm in my 30's and still enjoy the WWE, Curt Hennig was a legend however.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 3:19:24 PM CST

    Harry, you took the words right out of my mouth...

    by workshed

    'The Mask' immediately spang to mind. 'Twas f**kin' cool at the time was it not. These 'Hulk dogs' look like a bag of wank and somewhat of a rip-off from 'American Werewolf in London's final scenes of lycanthropic miscreance.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 5:27:05 PM CST

    It aint easy being green or where's my scarf?

    by darth phallus

    This Hulk dog biz worries me.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 8:21:47 PM CST

    Notch, I stand corrected...

    by joe cool

    I was actually being a little sarcastic just because of the hilarious coincidence, but I actually didn't know that Junkyard Dog and Hulk had never gone at it. That surprises me, somehow. However, I defer to your superior wrestling wisdom.
    FYI, those Hulk Dogs still look RIDICULOUS. Gaaaa.

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  • Feb 18, 2003 9:01:26 PM CST

    Ugh, they look horrid.

    by briannicus

    Despite the fact that we have verified sightings of "hulk" dogs in the comics, this does nothing to rectify the fact that "said" Hulk dog looks like so much ass!!!

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  • Feb 18, 2003 9:37:16 PM CST

    Harry, do u jerk off with your Hulk hands....

    by attackingclone

    and pretend its someone else?

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  • Feb 18, 2003 10:47:06 PM CST

    Yeah this looks stupid but keep in mind...

    by joey stylez

    ...we're seeing these things as a toy first, not as a scene from the movie. It's all in the context. Like a fellow talkbacker, I bet that the Hulk dogs will be in a small scene, not something likely to take up a large amount of screen time. I think THE HULK will be pretty good, but not as good as X2. Sweet Jesus, did that trailer look fucking tight.

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  • Feb 19, 2003 12:46:01 AM CST

    Hulk's best friend

    by redscab


    I wanna change my name to Hulk Dog!!!!!!

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  • Feb 19, 2003 11:04:23 AM CST

    The more I see, the more concerned I become.

    by d.e. machina

    The signs are not good true believers... I know it's only a children's toy but it's this kind of crap that adds to the mounting feelings of confusion and horror I now associate to this movie. Why, Ang? Why?
    And is it just me or does The Hulk appear to be no other than the gamma radiated Pillsbury Dough Boy.

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  • Feb 19, 2003 1:18:43 PM CST

    Hulk Smash Hulk Dog like A Pussy Frenchman

    by gornpirate

    Hulk Looks Like Shrek with Hair.

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  • Feb 19, 2003 4:09:43 PM CST

    Those things in The Two Towers...

    by kid z

    ... are called "Wargs." They're SUPPOSED to look sort of like particularly nasty, overgrown wolves. That's how they were described in the books. I don't know what the fuck the folks at WETA were thinking when they designed those mousse-haired pig/dog hybrid thingies. Oh... and the Ents looked like shit, too. I mean, they're supposed to be massive, powerful tree-beings, not some bastard cross between the gnarly vines that grow up the side of your house and the silly talking trees in "Wizard of Oz".

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  • Feb 19, 2003 8:58:13 PM CST

    The idea of dogs as gamma experiment subjects is fine...

    by kingkrypton

    ...this design is not. As was said earlier, this design looks like the gargoyles from GHOSTBUSTERS, albeit totally out of proportion. There's no way those huge heads could be supported on such small bodies. Sure, the Hulk Dogs of the recent "Dogs of War" story looked silly (they were just normal-sized dogs colored green), but the concept could easily be made viable with a really inspired design. This ain't it.

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  • Feb 21, 2003 12:46:34 AM CST

    OOP'S!!!

    by malcior

    Seem's I've been proved wrong. Just looked at hulk's bio on Marvel.com. It say's his hair colour IS green.

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