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Hey folks, Harry here... With TOY FAIR in full mode, we're getting some pretty insane coverage of the big merchandisable movies this year with the Toy websites. First up is Figures.Com which managed to snag photos of... HULK DOG. Ok, as brilliant as HULK HANDS are, HULK DOG is stupid.

Now I remember when word initially hit that we would be having HULK DOGS in this movie... It became one of those... bad jokes... a thing that, well... "LORD OF THE RINGS kicks alot of ass, but if it had HULK DOGS... whewwww, that'd be something!" That sort of thing. Now, in my head, I could imagine Hulk Dogs looking cool. Of course in my head I was imagining Hulk Wolves... just canine monstrosities. And I always imagined them as being Hulk looking... Meaning GREEN, ya know... like GAMMA RADIATION got hold of em. They didn't look like STEROIDAL DOGS... Not in my head. Well, here's what the toys look like:



















Is it just me, or did the dog in THE MASK look better and more HULK like than this thing? My MASK dog is standing on my Millenium Falcon behind Ben Grimm at the moment, and other than the goofy look in his eyes, I'd rather have that image running around in this HULK movie that those stupid looking doggys. Hopefully it is just a really bad prototype toy... maybe it'll be green in the movie and not just a big steroid dog. God that looks terrible. Yuck.

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i know a guy who has like 5 dogs that look like that
by the draft
Feb 17th, 2003
07:52:45 PM
THE BEST STUDENT FIGHT SCENE EVER!
by directorpaul
Feb 17th, 2003
07:55:02 PM
Now THAT is what I call "'Roid Rage."
by Miracleman
Feb 17th, 2003
07:56:46 PM
Oh No its Scrappy!
by MJAYACE
Feb 17th, 2003
07:56:47 PM
Oh great, now we'll hear more "Hulk Hogan and DareDevil team up,
by NotchJohnson
Feb 17th, 2003
07:59:51 PM
Oh dear God... I think they ripped those off from the set of Gho
by Joe Cool
Feb 17th, 2003
08:01:35 PM
Gamma rays?
by Norman Dale
Feb 17th, 2003
08:11:02 PM
I got a hankerin' for a scafr
by Terry_1978
Feb 17th, 2003
08:11:09 PM
I got a hankerin' for a scarf
by Terry_1978
Feb 17th, 2003
08:11:35 PM
Jim Carrey's Dog...
by Captain_Schmideo
Feb 17th, 2003
08:12:37 PM
Notch, you forgot the obvious...
by Joe Cool
Feb 17th, 2003
08:14:18 PM
Bahahaha! Puppy Power!
by Yogurt
Feb 17th, 2003
08:14:39 PM
aww, mr. scraps, arf arf
by imageburn13
Feb 17th, 2003
08:31:53 PM
I've been hoping and praying....
by JiggamanSpence
Feb 17th, 2003
08:36:35 PM
Don't feel bad, IndustryKiller
by Terry_1978
Feb 17th, 2003
09:00:24 PM
Should be called "Cellulite Dog"
by aargh
Feb 17th, 2003
09:04:20 PM
DESENSITIZED TO HULK DOG IMAGES!!!!!
by Gene Clean
Feb 17th, 2003
09:08:41 PM
notch...
by DancesWithWerewolves
Feb 17th, 2003
09:09:30 PM
Joe Cool, you've got it all wrong on HULK
by NotchJohnson
Feb 17th, 2003
09:28:34 PM
They got it ALL WRONG
by Gene Clean
Feb 17th, 2003
09:29:57 PM
Hehe, the dog's head looks like it's hanging out of a window of
by Yogurt
Feb 17th, 2003
09:32:30 PM
Rampagin Hulk has a Rampaging Goiter Problem.
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Feb 17th, 2003
09:45:56 PM
Scarves sold separately?
by Son Of Batboy
Feb 17th, 2003
09:47:26 PM
Speaking of wrestling and monsters...
by Declan_Swartz
Feb 17th, 2003
09:48:37 PM
Yeah, Curt Henning died last Tuesday...
by Dog Of Mystery
Feb 17th, 2003
09:51:18 PM
Hey Batboy
by Nocturnaloner
Feb 17th, 2003
09:55:50 PM
I want a Hulk rally monkey
by Fred
Feb 17th, 2003
09:56:48 PM
"with SOUND" even!
by Gene Clean
Feb 17th, 2003
09:59:35 PM
Okay, so explain to me again why anyone over the age of NINE wan
by exit272
Feb 17th, 2003
10:08:32 PM
i want one
by narky
Feb 17th, 2003
10:19:42 PM
I still have faith in Ang
by Steal_Dragon
Feb 17th, 2003
10:37:42 PM
HULK DOGS... what else
by Mr Brownstone
Feb 17th, 2003
10:38:38 PM
The Green is only skin deep.
by Malcior
Feb 17th, 2003
10:42:28 PM
OK, I'm not a vet or anything, but....
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 17th, 2003
10:48:31 PM
well, if the hulk toy is anything to go by then the dog is a poo
by mansep
Feb 17th, 2003
11:09:13 PM
The reason for Hulk Dog...
by IncredibleYoda
Feb 17th, 2003
11:21:36 PM
HULK dogs can be scary and funny; perfect comic book villains
by Moriarity Report
Feb 17th, 2003
11:22:03 PM
*laughs nervously*
by Surf Ninja
Feb 17th, 2003
11:26:34 PM
Hulk dogs look like Regis Philbin.
by user id indeed!
Feb 17th, 2003
11:27:43 PM
really tho,
by imageburn13
Feb 17th, 2003
11:33:33 PM
Hulk Dogs
by solowcx
Feb 17th, 2003
11:34:42 PM
that looks goddamn ridiculous
by KONG33
Feb 17th, 2003
11:38:29 PM
Why is it still grey and the EYE's green?
by KONG33
Feb 17th, 2003
11:39:41 PM
Can we all agree this movie is REALLY GOING TO SUCK HULK DOG BAL
by Darth Borgnine
Feb 17th, 2003
11:56:02 PM
I was envisioning the dogs...
by NeoAngelus
Feb 18th, 2003
12:00:09 AM
scarier
by trago
Feb 18th, 2003
12:04:21 AM
Hulk Dogs! Getcher Hulk Dogs here!
by PoopsMcGee
Feb 18th, 2003
12:17:39 AM
What? No Hulk Harry ?
by Regis Travolta
Feb 18th, 2003
12:20:00 AM
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the worst selling toy ever!
by 007-11
Feb 18th, 2003
12:27:31 AM
Who gives a fuck?
by Tezuka
Feb 18th, 2003
12:42:54 AM
I'm gonna buy this like the people who ran out to buy Jar Jar fi
by JustinSane
Feb 18th, 2003
12:56:57 AM
Hulk Dogs
by CaptainDuMont
Feb 18th, 2003
01:03:51 AM
all I wanna know is....
by Norman Dale
Feb 18th, 2003
01:12:13 AM
It's a David Lynch Action Figure!
by MrStinger
Feb 18th, 2003
01:33:11 AM
Most of you wouldn't know your head
by jokrsmile
Feb 18th, 2003
01:34:46 AM
I think that toy might be the whole reason for the introduction
by Oompacabra
Feb 18th, 2003
01:37:51 AM
Hulk dogs, zombie dogs, where does it end?
by DouglasAH
Feb 18th, 2003
01:39:09 AM
Man, that is a pretty pathetic design.
by a goonie
Feb 18th, 2003
02:14:13 AM
Alien 3 hounds...
by weird v3.0
Feb 18th, 2003
02:26:19 AM
Real Hulk dogs are intelligent and can talk. And besides, wher
by mookiedood
Feb 18th, 2003
02:39:33 AM
ON FRIDAY,SLEDGE450 WILL UNLEASH THIS ,HOW CAN I PUT IT,WHIRLWIN
by SIR-SLEDGE450
Feb 18th, 2003
03:30:51 AM
Steroid dog?
by Silvio Dante
Feb 18th, 2003
03:51:36 AM
@!!!!@????
by DannyOcean01
Feb 18th, 2003
04:19:27 AM
Forget the Hulk Dogs. What this movie needs...
by allegos
Feb 18th, 2003
04:20:02 AM
That thing looks familiar
by Al_Shut
Feb 18th, 2003
05:26:18 AM
If Hulk gets a hulk dog, does She-Hulk get hulk pussy?
by Thumper2k1
Feb 18th, 2003
07:53:27 AM
thanx for the tip, A.L.
by mr. smith
Feb 18th, 2003
08:09:21 AM
Oh Jesus Breakdancing Christ...
by Kid Z
Feb 18th, 2003
08:37:36 AM
They look like Abobo!
by rev_skarekroe
Feb 18th, 2003
09:23:34 AM
Anyway, Frankie and Tic-tac sidle on up to the Hulk....
by Wild At Heart
Feb 18th, 2003
09:30:30 AM
Bowowowyippyoyippyay
by Nice Marmot
Feb 18th, 2003
10:25:25 AM
"My MASK dog is standing on my Millenium Falcon behind Ben Grimm
by manwiththedogs
Feb 18th, 2003
11:53:16 AM
fire hydrants beware
by Capt.Ahab
Feb 18th, 2003
01:31:35 PM
Harry, you took the words right out of my mouth...
by workshed
Feb 18th, 2003
03:19:24 PM
It aint easy being green or where's my scarf?
by Darth Phallus
Feb 18th, 2003
05:27:05 PM
Notch, I stand corrected...
by Joe Cool
Feb 18th, 2003
08:21:47 PM
Ugh, they look horrid.
by Briannicus
Feb 18th, 2003
09:01:26 PM
Harry, do u jerk off with your Hulk hands....
by AttackingClone
Feb 18th, 2003
09:37:16 PM
Yeah this looks stupid but keep in mind...
by Joey Stylez
Feb 18th, 2003
10:47:06 PM
Hulk's best friend
by RedScab
Feb 19th, 2003
12:46:01 AM
The more I see, the more concerned I become.
by D.E. Machina
Feb 19th, 2003
11:04:23 AM
Hulk Smash Hulk Dog like A Pussy Frenchman
by GornPirate
Feb 19th, 2003
01:18:43 PM
Those things in The Two Towers...
by Kid Z
Feb 19th, 2003
04:09:43 PM
The idea of dogs as gamma experiment subjects is fine...
by KingKrypton
Feb 19th, 2003
08:58:13 PM
OOP'S!!!
by Malcior
Feb 21st, 2003
12:46:34 AM

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