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Some exposed Orlando Bloom chest from PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN for the Ladies... and Rav!!!
Hey Gals... Hey Rav, Harry here with one of those... not quite beefcake enough shots of Orlando Bloom... I know, I know... Gals, I'm trying. Rav, really... I'm trying. So just hang in there, you know it's coming, then you'll be right after. It's shots like this one, and not the skeleton ghoulies - that'll put this movie into the 700 billion dollar club, because everyone and anyone is drawn to Orlando Bloom like bees to honeysuckle. That's right, he's Mr Pollination! So Ladies... Rav... Keep saying those prayers and maybe one day that dream will be the wish your heart makes...
you probably already have this...but just giving you the heads up. I think this movie looks fun and can't wait to see it. from what we've seen so far, the look of the film is just cool and...pirate-y. argh.
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...now what?
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When did the kid from Nightmare On Elm Street 1 turn into a drag queen? Sheesh. Still, its gonna be a sweet as fuck movie. Make CGI Skeletons, and they will come.
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but i'd still rather see CGI skeletons than a booby shot of orlando.
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I coulda swore I read that somewhere...damned internet.
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Looks like Johnny Depp forget to take off that eye shadow he wore in Before Night Falls. By the way, I know the ending of this movie. Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom make Queen Amidala walk the plank into a pool of molten lava! It's the single most disturbing scene in a Disney theme park ride movie ever.
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Jan 17, 2003 11:38:41 PM CST
this looks terrible, Orlando Bloom was a TERRIBLE in Lord of the
by frankieflannery
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i'm gonna kill you.
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and the ears.
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Jan 17, 2003 11:52:18 PM CST
Bloom looks as stupid as he did in TTT, and Hayden what's his fa
by frankieflannery
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the concept art shown far is excellent and it's got some good talent tied to the project. I've got high hopes for this one.
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WooWoo! Woooooo-ow!
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Jan 18, 2003 12:15:31 AM CST
If the fetid stench of Schock-heimer comes nowhere near this mov
by cash bailey
And Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp would probably make me turn.
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Jan 18, 2003 12:46:24 AM CST
Heh, all this time I thought you people were talking about...
by lolthien
Orlando JONES from the 7up commercials and Evolution. I wasn't sure how people expected a movie based on an amusement park ride NOT to be a slapstick comedy with the 'Up Yours' guy in a supporting role. My mistake, this does make a bit more sense.
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Bloom has consitently kicked ass in the LOTR picks. Fuck off if you disagree... the rest of the world argees with me.
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Pirates of the Calrissian.
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into each others bodies. This could top LOTR for homoerotic overtones.
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That's him on the right, right? I guess that Surreal Life gig paid off for him. Let's put Webster and Vince on board too. Hammer-time. Avast, matey! -
All i can say is what we are looking at will prolbey be the number one film summer. And no i am not gay
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As much as I loved TTT, i couldn't help but wish they had orlando bloom shirtless. Thank you thank you thank you.
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Jan 18, 2003 3:42:25 AM CST
The ride's awesome and the movie looks to be just as ENTERTAININ
by darthridiculous
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*sigh* ok..I'm done.. Thank you Harry, keep up the good work! And for those who do not know: Orlando Bloom is MINE! That is all.
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Looks like a breast reduction job since the last film ... Oh wait, that was the Laura Croft nipple picture talkback. It's been an AICN-day full of nipple shots and breast fixated stories, so it's hard to keep track.
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was the last time a Pirate movie was successfull?
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1- Cannonballs are CANNONBALLS. They do not EVER explode water barrels into fiery blasts.
2- A boat and an horse do not ever go at the same speed, the horse WILL be faster.
3- A man will not run into an house, dodge maids, etc and Still be able to jump on the coach\horse that was running full speed.
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I say bring on Don Quixote, Mr. Depp and for the love of God give Terry Gilliam something to direct post haste!!
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God Bless you, sir, for posting that picture. May all your children be fleet of foot and swift of mind.
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make smarmy pirates. They are pretty pretty panda pretty and not "fuck yo shit up" badass enough.
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A movie based on a Ride.. Blah..
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I don't know if this movie will make Johnny a big box-office star, but its sure to get him that Revlon commercial he's been pining for.
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I don't think Mr. Depp has ever TRIED to be a big box-office smash, he just does whatever the hell he wants to do. I guess he just thought it would be fun to be a pirate - who wouldn't?
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I wouldn't mind partaking in a bit of them pirates buttocks. And don't kid yourself - you would too - and you'd giggle like a choir boy who farted in church. f-u
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Jan 20, 2003 8:49:55 AM CST
Depp looks like the woman singer pretending to be a man from "He
by rev_skarekroe
Will anyone read this now that it's not on the mainpage? sk
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