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Hey folks, Harry here... Right now... this is the move I'm dying to see... The cast for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN is impeccable... I mean... seeing Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom being dashing and debonair... well it's enough to give a gal thigh cramps and flow problems. Meanwhile... Jonathan Pryce and Geoffrey Rush on board... well... With Gore Verbinski directing - especially after his wonderful turn on THE RING... and now everybody has been asking what possible reason the planet earth would be interested in a Pirate movie when the last several have sucked the barnacles off an anchor... Well... LOOKSEE!
Harry here again... Now... see, it isn't just about the gals going googily for Depp and Bloom... Depp & Bloom - that should be a Dildo factory brand name... Anyways... NOW YOU WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE!!! Doesn't that just look... what was it that Billy Crystal used to say? Hmmmm.... MAAAAHHHHHHHHVVVVV UUUUHHHH LUSSSSSSSS..... Yeah... That's the word. Now clean your drawers and suck a lime!
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christopher robin
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fuck me up my stupid ass. This could be quite good.
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I think pirates are neato.
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Jan 13, 2003 11:24:30 PM CST
The thing about concept art is that it always looks 10 times coo
by hung-wei lo
I'm sorry, but if that half-skull lookin' dude sounded like Gilbert Gottfried, nobody would give two shits that he looked cool.
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This cast is great (the audience cheered when they saw Depp's name!) and the director is worthwhile. The concept art is fun. However, I want to see some actual footage. Get an idea of the plot and more. Then I can make a more concise view.
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So they have a few neat drawings... how does that translate into a story that won't suck balls? Not interested in this movie yet.
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What the hell is so exciting about this? Looks like they hired someone who used to spray-paint hot-rod t-shirts on the boardwalk in New Jersey to create these things. This is a movie?!?!
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Neat, I guess. Not quite as Monkey Island as I had hoped.
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I can't wait!
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....should i see a doctor?
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Jan 14, 2003 12:08:16 AM CST
What happened to that "fake" star wars article. If you said rig
by zod_is_back
Don't you ever get tired of being so gay, Harry.
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If it weren't a movie, it could be a great comic book.
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And it'll end up being dumbed down for the kiddies *** Ok ok, that was pessimistic, but can you blame me, this is Disney afterall, and they aren't known for making cool live action movies with an edge. But I want this movie to kick @ss, really I do because it's got an amazing cast and is being based on my 2nd fave Disney ride. It's off to a good start, here's hoping it lands on it's feet.
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Jan 14, 2003 12:22:53 AM CST
Keira Knightley gets chicks even hotter than these guys!
by moriarity report
Arh! Moriarity Report would like to shiver her timbers! Aye!
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there ain't never been a good pirate movie, and more importantly there's never been a successful pirate movie. gore verbinski IS the equivalent of the kustom van airbrush artist to whom the revenator alludes. I guess there's a slight chance this will be as good as it should be...let's hope.
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..."The Ice Pirates." Starring Robert Urich and...err...uh...nevermind. You're right. Poops.
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I LIKED the Ice Pirates...'course I haven't seen it in ages, so... could just be fond rememberances of a very stupid kid...
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This Film doesn't have a prayer with Disney and ILM (George Lube_your_ass) on the job.It will end up being a Goonies/attack of the Skelly Clones/Scooby Doo/2 hour toy commercial waste of my time. Face it Disney's and ILM's Time is Over and yes Ep3 and Indy$4 WILL SUCK !!!
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it is good to see Iron Maiden's mascot getting work these days... even if it is Disney.
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*says the girl who only recently starting reading the Iliad because she didn't have time before...yeah, that's it..*
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..somebody got their airbrush technique down. The undead pirates
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I can't agree with "never." Two Errol Flynn movies leap to mind--Captain Blood and The Sea Hawk. Both were huge financial successes, and both are fun and well-done pirate movies (though you have to, admittedly, like older films). But I'll agree that there hasn't been in the past few decades.
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Yes Harry we're all very proud of you for using your personal website to tell the world you have latent homosexual desires. Given your delayed puberty it's only natural that these repressed desires should come out now. However you must understand that NOBODY HERE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL SEX LIFE. Nor do we care about your crush on Orlando Bloom. Nor do we care about your opinion of Guillermo del Toro's ability to perform cunnilingus on an audience. Just stick to the facts about cool movies please.
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No one has made a good old fashioned Cowboys and Indians movie for ages.
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...the leading industrialist...
Congrats Gertrude, I will slained BAUF about your acomplishment... -
Every time...
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Who cares ?
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Jan 14, 2003 6:23:27 AM CST
You know what really ticks me off? There IS a new trailer...
by cooldan989
...and I told Harry about it weeks ago that the link was http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/piratesofthecaribbean.html, but he never posted it, even when he posts links to the stupidest trailers on a regular basis. So I'm thinking, OK, that's fine, maybe he's just too busy to post some stuff, but now Harry comes proclaiming Pirates of the Caribbean PICTURES. I mean, I like pictures as much as the next guy, but trailers should definetley have priority. When I emailed Harry about the trailer I made it clear in the email subject line I had the link to the trailer, so unless Harry doesn't check his email at all or can't read subject lines, I think it's more than a little arrogant to hold out on the fans like this, and instead post PICTURES, thinking they won't know the difference. Hire someone to handle your email, Harry, so you won't come off so arrogantly. Anyway, as I was saying in the email, this trailer is very, very cool and I can't wait to see this movie! With names like Gore Verbinski and Jerry Bruckheimer attached, this should be real good! Again, the link is at http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/piratesofthecaribbean.html. There, you all now know about the trailer, no thanks to Harry, who I'm sorry to say has been holding out on us all.
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Jan 14, 2003 6:47:09 AM CST
Someone should make an animated film that actually looks like th
by theginger twit
'sall
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When is Disney going to greenlight a 3-hour Main Street Electrical Parade epic? Or what about "It's a Small World: The Motion Picture?" Either one could be the comeback picture for Kevin Costner. I smell Oscar-time!
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Take note Lucasarts....
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The Ring is far from being a "wonderful turn", buddy, I hate to remind you. It's not really Gore's fault - the material is simply lacking in every way. Both versions.
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Jan 14, 2003 9:46:37 AM CST
Good grief! Somebody's gonna have to wear a diaper when they see
by wardog
Especially if we have any bare-chested scenes with Bloom or Depp. Bet that'd swash your buckle!
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Will this be rated 'Arr!'?
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http://www.comingsoon.net/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Comedy/The_Cat_in_the_Hat&image=cat1.jpg&img=&tt=
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then why not either read some other web sight about whatever other shit it is you enjoy, or just move on to something else when this one doesn't interest you. I mean i don't go onto your fuckin dr. who chat room and tell you "it's only some british guy with a scarf". This is the type of business that Harry enjoys, obviously. And you don't, so you follow him around and call him gay. By the way, this is the year 2003 now, women are allowed to vote, there is only one type of water fountain and if you still freak out because two guys are holding hands, you're an asshole.
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I sure hope that Harry never criticizes (has criticized) mere "bathroom humor" in a movie. Because Harry's inane fixation on sex and body fluids is similarly remarkable. I suppose Harry is being admirable in the sense that he's not bothering to hide his delayed process, familiar perhaps to nine-year-olds, of resolving his discomfort with all that relates to sex. On the other hand, sometimes a little modesty is not for protecting the person being modest but is more for protecting his audience from the irrelevant.
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Maybe I can be his nude stunt double in the sequel to Quills. Oh, and vern's post is funny
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Disney ventures into new territory
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This could actually be a pretty cool movie. The script isn't bad, they actually gave it a story which is fun... if they can just make in tongue-in-cheek enough without getting into stupidity, it'll rock. And Harry, the script calls for a lot of Orlando bare-chested scenes, so have your towels and kleenex ready!
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This has been one helluva good read! Hilarious! I laughed so hard it felt like I got slained in the chest!
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Read the comments, read the current shooting script. I think Disney has a huge hit on it's hands. There is a story, the action described is fantastic and original and there's actually some humor to make the show that much more enjoyable. Disney may have finally done something right for a change (they even managed to work the song from the ride into the film in a semi-non-cheesy way). "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates' life for me"!
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So this pirate walks into a bar...and he's got a steering wheel hanging out of his pants, and the bartender sees this and he walks up to the pirate and says, "Sir, sir, you realize that you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?" and the pirate looks at him and says, "ARRRRHHHHH....its driving me nuts!"
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Jan 14, 2003 9:32:37 PM CST
I also heard that Captain Lou Albano was supposed to do a cameo,
by johnny crunch
Probably is true.
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Hey, don
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i have to wonder if some of you lads and lassies have ever seen orlando bloom? because i'm certain that if you had, you would let harry gush all he wants. the man is sex on legs. no two ways about it.
as for the movie (to make this a bit more relevant), i cannot wait to see it! i'm sure it will be fantabulous and we won't be disappointed. i can't spell. dissapointed? dissappointed? -
Man, I have to go check out who the DP is on this project. And hope they do a good job here. Cuz this conceptual art is pretty sweet. And if Verbinski has a better script here than he did with The Ring, then we're in for a real treat.
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