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A Very Negative & A Couple of Very Positive Reviews of HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS...

Hey folks, Harry here with a reaction from a young viewer of HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS in reaction to the review two below! What I think is interesting about these three reviews is this. Both positives tend to like things differently, and dislike different things. However the negative hates the things they love and loves the things they hate. Mr Contrary? Possibly. There's always a few out there, but it seems most are being enchanted by the film!

heya Harry, I live in England and was lucky ebough to be invited to the Harry Potter Premiere last Sunday (My Parents Work In Tv And Film) and I can't tell you how wrong that negative review of the film posted on the website was.

The film is magnificent. Whilst not being epic like Lord Of The Rings, the film never the less is a fun, cool, magical adventure that will no doubt be cherished in the hearts of youngsters and adults alike (very much like the books). I am 17 years old and a huge fan of the books, and, I must say, a little dissapointed with the first film. Although I was swept away by the sheer coolness and magic of it, the acting of harry and the rest of the kids pulled me back. But hey, they were just little kids then, so slightly below average acting was inevitable. But guys, in this film, the kids are brilliant.

Harry's voice haveing dropped gives a fantastic edge to him-it was easier to relate to him this time round. Ron is exellent, as he was in the first, and for those doubting Emma Watson's talent (as i was) she gives in a much more confident, solid and very, very good performance as Hermione. Jason Issacs is probably the best cast role in film history, (or one of them). his portrayal of Lucious Malfoy is phenominal...he is evil right down to the core, i had a lump in my throat as i sat there watching him...wow-fucking ace. Brannagh was hilarious, smug, arrogant and a complete coward...perfect. all the rest of the cast are wonderful, (i would get into more detail but i want to get onto other things).

The special effects. in the first one they were a mixed bag. the troll did'nt look too good inh my opinion, and the quidditch was to bright. but i am one of those people that don't hate the use of special fx. if they are needed to tell a story, use em. but, the special fx in this film are, sorry to repeat myself, phenominal--with the exeption of Fawkes, the phoenix. he looks fantastic as a puppet, but his cg counterpart looked a bit rushed. a small price to pay for the phenominal effects of the Basilisk...probably the best creature animation since jurrasic park..incredible. and the quidditch...faster, less bright...louder and genrally a roller-coaster ride only rivalled by the phantom menace's podrace. those of you who thought it looked a bit fake in the first film will be pleased with the change.

Hogwarts looks better (hard, since the sets in the first film were great, but it does) and it is dark and edgy whilst at the same time being cosy and magical. knockturn alley (readers of the book will know what I mean) is very, very atmospheric. it's scary and dark...not for kids. dobby looks, and sounds as i imagined him to, and provides many humourous moments.

For me, the first half of the first film was weak, i didn't like the way they had rushed it. But in this film, the first half is easily the strongest. the only criticisms i would have, is that for around half an hour in the middle of the film, it get's a bit slow and dull. there is alot of conversation, which is always good to have, but...i don't know why...this just seemed dull. see what you make of it.

overall, this film is absolutely brilliant, magical, cool and fun. the flying car sequence immedeatly gets you into the action, and wow, what a trip you'll be taken on for 2 and a half hours. i can't stress it enough, the film is magnificent, go see it, for if the perpose of film is to take the viewer away from the real world, and take them on an adventure wonderous and intoxicating, this could easily be called a great experience.

Pint-Sized Hagrid

Hey folks, Harry here.... Well, I've added this positive review to the top of the negative one, because frankly... that negative one seems a bit off kilter to me. I mean, literally all the word I've heard is that the most negative thing about this film is that it is less magical, but darker and edgier. And from what I've heard people have dug the FXs quite a bit. As if to reinforce that thought, here's a look from someone that sees it as the wonderful family film that it most likely is. Here ya go...

Hi Harry,

Love the site. Keep the Angel/Buffy updates up! I need to know what’s going on being that we haven’t even started the series over here in the good old U of K yet…

Anyway, just thought you should know I got to see Harry Potter : Chamber Of Secrets last night. I thought you might like a review? Enjoy!

Harry Potter 2.

First off, let me start by saying that I’ve read the second Harry Potter book and I didn’t enjoy it that much. I felt it had a fairly weak plot compared to the other books in the series and a lot of the story revolved around some fairly tenuous links. The film, on the other hand, is absolutely superb. It’s every bit as good as the first and then more so.

I’m not going to go into detail on the plot seeing as anyone who is interested can just read the book to get the whole story. I am however going to comment on the only two detrimental features of the whole thing :

1) Nobby “the house elf” – Nobby looks and acts like the spawn of a very sordid love triangle between Jar Jar Binks, Gollum and Gizmo. I hated him, the kids will love him.

2) Kenneth Branagh – Is there any possibility that they didn’t really pick up on the fact that Gilderoy Lockheart is meant to be suave, sophisticated and charming albeit completely shallow and a tad narcissistic? Branagh copes with the narcissism very well, being as far up his own arse as it’s possible for a human to be without disappearing, but he lacks any charm whatsoever. Or maybe it’s just because I don’t like him? Who knows. I found his screen time, whilst necessary (very necessary obviously) just a little irksome. He made my fists itch.

Apart from those two tiny things which just annoyed me the rest of the film was excellent. The film quality itself is par excellence. It’s very bright and cheerful one moment and very dark and forboding the next And it switches from one to the other beautifully. The set pieces are amazing and whilst a couple look a little ‘fake’ most are very convincing. Harry is slightly cheekier and a little more chipper than he was in the first film. Ron is just balls out funny. Hagrid is still his awkward little self (well, except for the fact that he’s a giant.) You can still detest the Dursleys and wish something nasty upon them. And I may be arrested for saying so, but am I the only one waiting for Hermione to turn ! 16?

Overall I’d say this is a superb family film, a bit darker than the first and a bit less smooth running – I can see that the plot might kind of leave the uninitiated struggling in a few places – but it’s definitely worth the watch and worth them taking my hard earned cash to go see.

Cheers for now then,

LimeyFish.

Hey folks, Harry here... I see this very soon, and I'm hoping that it works. I want this to be very good, and thus far I've had fairly positive feedback on the film, till now. So is this a review from a contrary personality? Will that be you too? Personally I can't wait to see this! Hope this one's wrong...

Hey dude,

Long time reader, first time.. you know the drill.

Just watched the new Harry Potter, and I have to say I feel violated this is one huge steaming pile, it has everything which is the main problem not only dose it have some good individual moments (although there few and far between) the film largely comprises some of the worst acting, CGI, etc. i've seen in along time and I watch alot of movie (it's part of my job, I work in a multiplex).

Where do you start, the plot, the actors... PLOT - Ok I've never read the books and after watching this I'm not compelled to do so, but I can see why kids like it blood, action, a ghosts who wants Harry to join him in her toilet if he dies! In the age old tradition of children's entertainment it portrays that writing under the influence of drugs will make you a shed load of cash.

ACTORS - Right those mature members of the cast Harris, Smith, Coltrane etc they all turn in your expected half decent performance, Branagh plays the over cocky self loving idiot Lockheart very well but is an under used high point in the movie. As for Radcliffe, Grint and the rest of the 'and now I shall say may lines as if independent from the rest of the script and or reality, or just in stupidly high pitched attempt of panic that it sounds like I've been breathing helium for an hour' well need I say more. It is sad that a film with such a cast the best actor is a CGI elf 'Dobbie' who by a running mile is the one true high point of the film.

OTHER POINTS - again Quidich looks like they ran out of cash and just knocked something together in an afternoon. I can't believe that of over half a dozen visual effects companies that are involved in the movie that's the best they can come up with. Also the number of coincidental 'occurances' just becomes annoying and stupid like a certain charaters middle name (well random combination of letters) which you see breifly is a major point in identifing them.

FINAL POINT - I'll finish on a good point if you jumped during 'Eight Legged Freaks' you will again, Dobbie rules, and with that I must be punished and so will go iron my hands.

Db1animal over and out, except for, THANK GOD FOR LOTR & BOND they I have no doubt will restore my faith.

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For shame....
by jazzuk
Nov 6th, 2002
04:00:57 AM
Not Gonna Say it!
by Creative1
Nov 6th, 2002
04:02:21 AM
Didn't really like the first one
by zengamer
Nov 6th, 2002
04:02:21 AM
I think the spin-off should be called Dobbie Darko with Hulk Hog
by Chaffro
Nov 6th, 2002
04:06:44 AM
Well...
by Xarus
Nov 6th, 2002
04:16:20 AM
Where do morons like this live??
by kid_ego
Nov 6th, 2002
04:20:16 AM
Why is this movie even being discussed?
by kamakazie
Nov 6th, 2002
04:24:40 AM
Well, what did you expect? The Two Towers?
by Heleno
Nov 6th, 2002
04:29:19 AM
Not the only one on drugs.
by nazismasher
Nov 6th, 2002
04:32:04 AM
In the age old tradition of children's entertainment it portrays
by Julius Caeser
Nov 6th, 2002
04:36:25 AM
I QUESTION WHETHER THIS TOOL HAS EVEN SEEN THE FILM AT ALL
by Julius Caeser
Nov 6th, 2002
04:39:13 AM
What the Fuck!!
by noodles001
Nov 6th, 2002
04:43:51 AM
Illegible gibberish
by Qwerty Uiop
Nov 6th, 2002
04:45:34 AM
I also doubt this guy has seen the movie.
by Defiant
Nov 6th, 2002
04:50:14 AM
Jesus! Ut's Harry Potter! It's not gonna be any better or worse
by chuckrussel
Nov 6th, 2002
04:54:00 AM
This jackass cant even write a review
by Dolemite_fan
Nov 6th, 2002
05:01:18 AM
haha, good "review" ! really!!!
by pparker
Nov 6th, 2002
05:04:19 AM
Harry Potter? Are you still talking about that old crap?
by Merkin Muffley
Nov 6th, 2002
05:14:23 AM
Chamber of Secrets is the WORST of the 4 books!!!
by Kicksave
Nov 6th, 2002
05:14:26 AM
Harry Potter? Are you still talking about that old crap?
by Merkin Muffley
Nov 6th, 2002
05:16:20 AM
You cant win here
by pogo on my own
Nov 6th, 2002
05:23:44 AM
Box Office debate yet again
by noodles001
Nov 6th, 2002
05:26:35 AM
The "Law of Finite Esteem"
by Maki Maus
Nov 6th, 2002
05:31:33 AM
This is the worst review I've ever read
by folllowthegourd
Nov 6th, 2002
05:38:32 AM
I hear that they're calling this on Harry Potter and the Room of
by NoOpinion
Nov 6th, 2002
05:43:35 AM
HP1; abysmal trailer abysmal film. HP2 fairly good trailer...?
by paulio
Nov 6th, 2002
05:44:14 AM
AICN-staff: Please post quality not crap like this
by masse
Nov 6th, 2002
06:02:39 AM
NoOpinion, that was the best talkback since months
by Mac Styran
Nov 6th, 2002
06:52:45 AM
You're damn straight there's something "off-kilter" about that r
by Rain_Dog
Nov 6th, 2002
06:59:26 AM
Anybody check MGM's garbage for miracle grow
by Idetic Amnesiac
Nov 6th, 2002
06:59:27 AM
Why do we have to put up with this kind of review?!!
by laguna_loire
Nov 6th, 2002
07:03:32 AM
Harry posted this shit up, but he wouldn't post my Wallace and G
by Julius Caeser
Nov 6th, 2002
07:19:06 AM
Idetic Amnesiac, the plant also leads to.......
by laguna_loire
Nov 6th, 2002
07:20:03 AM
I don't want to jump on any bandwagons here...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 6th, 2002
07:28:23 AM
Yes, but did they get my good side?
by Magical Me
Nov 6th, 2002
08:18:27 AM
What the &*^% is it with you LOTR fanatics?
by MsSaffy
Nov 6th, 2002
09:02:04 AM
2nd reviewer
by Glass
Nov 6th, 2002
09:14:02 AM
come on
by Moosehead1867
Nov 6th, 2002
10:15:34 AM
Plagiarist?
by Lobanhaki
Nov 6th, 2002
10:21:08 AM
Potter
by Glass
Nov 6th, 2002
10:40:36 AM
Speaking of tired ideas and plagiarism, do I need to point out t
by minderbinder
Nov 6th, 2002
10:50:08 AM
HP, SW, LOTR fans...
by MountDoom
Nov 6th, 2002
11:25:07 AM
Hermione has an insatiable penchant for
by Mister_Pink
Nov 6th, 2002
11:38:41 AM
Why HP has succeeded...
by jazzuk
Nov 6th, 2002
11:44:36 AM
If you're so lame that...
by Nordling
Nov 6th, 2002
11:50:42 AM
"smug, arrogant and a complete coward...perfect" What is he tal
by Magical Me
Nov 6th, 2002
11:51:01 AM
glass: Of course she has every right...
by jazzuk
Nov 6th, 2002
11:51:05 AM
Jazzuk...
by MountDoom
Nov 6th, 2002
12:06:47 PM
You know...
by God's Brother
Nov 6th, 2002
12:25:45 PM
jazzuk
by Glass
Nov 6th, 2002
01:48:57 PM
Pint Sized Hagrid
by Glass
Nov 6th, 2002
02:21:53 PM
Maki Maus and the law of finite esteem
by Alpha Zebra
Nov 6th, 2002
02:51:19 PM
Alpinestreams you ignorant slut
by Alpha Zebra
Nov 6th, 2002
02:57:08 PM
NONE of those reviews make sense
by MrCere
Nov 6th, 2002
03:10:36 PM
Both reviews are fake
by Avon
Nov 6th, 2002
03:35:34 PM
"It might never happen"
by Avon
Nov 6th, 2002
03:37:01 PM
LotR vs HP? Puh-lease.
by Mehykhati
Nov 6th, 2002
04:37:20 PM
And another idiot
by 2LeggedFreak
Nov 6th, 2002
04:40:53 PM
that negative review
by d-boy
Nov 6th, 2002
06:08:15 PM
grammar et al
by tav
Nov 6th, 2002
06:45:55 PM
LOTR vs Potter vs Matrix vs SW vs ST..etc
by Jack Burton
Nov 6th, 2002
06:56:48 PM
Jar Jar Rules! Fuck The Dude That Thinks Otherwise
by ILoveEwksAndJJar
Nov 6th, 2002
07:04:21 PM
Harry Potter Mystery Books
by tav
Nov 6th, 2002
07:22:21 PM
my GOD!
by Master T-MACK
Nov 6th, 2002
08:44:30 PM
I respect people's opinions . . . but . . .
by LordofLaughter
Nov 6th, 2002
10:33:37 PM
And.. Someone who missed the point.
by Mehykhati
Nov 7th, 2002
12:33:52 AM
MountDoom and Glass
by jazzuk
Nov 7th, 2002
04:04:10 AM
My take on it all...
by Halloween68
Nov 7th, 2002
08:01:43 AM
sounds like it'll work. First was good-prob do the VCR bit for t
by KingKarll
Nov 7th, 2002
08:44:12 AM
HP2 and LOTR
by gryff
Nov 7th, 2002
10:39:47 AM
Mr. Jazzuk: Clearing some misconceptions...
by mr stay puft
Nov 7th, 2002
11:55:17 AM
Hey Limeys!
by cooldude
Nov 7th, 2002
04:30:57 PM
For God's Sake People!!!
by harryfairy
Nov 7th, 2002
11:23:58 PM
OMG!! you shouldnt talk!!
by angel_wings
Nov 10th, 2002
10:24:48 AM

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