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HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES Trailer in Quicktime!
Hey folks, Harry here... Finally this film has a studio with the balls and the wherewithall to release HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES. Now, I wonder if there could be a drinking game based around the amount of corpses you see on screen? Good idea... bad idea? Man, on Absynthe, this trailer seems normal. WEIRD! Cool, but WEIRD. I can't wait to see Karen Black's daughter character in this film, she's supposed to be hot as hell... especially in an alleged... "Chaps" scene. And then of course there is the glory and singing of the praises of Sid Haig. Sid is THE man! Sid is just so much cooler than 99.9% of the people that've walked this earth since the dawn of time. I mean, if it was just the Pam Grier movies... he'd be a god. But have you seen SPIDER BABY? It's super genius! And Rob casting him in this shows why Rob Zombie isn't just cool, but he really knows exactly who is super important in the lobes of genre film history. Here's the trailer...
Dude... go... it's a Sid Haig film! RUN! Friggin Karen Black!!! Sprint!
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.. that Harry was drinking Absinthe last night? I could be wrong though. What was it Harry? A free case for as many plugs on the site as you can squeeze in? (note: I am only kidding, I really don't belive that Harry would sink that low into rampant commercialisation).
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Don't buy the hype, Harry. Modern Absinthe, especially the anal bong water available in North America, is nothing like the real thing. You're just drunk, my friend, and anything else you feel is psycologically implanted. Although if you have the real shit, send some up to me.
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This could very well kick ass. Maybe after this someone will let Rob make a proper Crow film instead of the pathetic shit we've been fed since Proyas.
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Could the real reason that "some" wouldn't want to release this, that it looks like a cross between Tales From The Crypt and Dee Snider's Strangeland. Lame, that is. I'd like to be wrong on this one, though. Where's all the horror gone from the films - seeped into real life, it seems.
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Nov 01, 2002 6:14:44 AM CST
Harrold, I hate to kill your absinthe buzz, but, please...
by three quarks
...ban all "FIRST!" posters! Ban them all! Ban "FIRST!" ask questions later! I'm here to chew bubblegum and ban "FIRST!" posters; and I'm all out of bubblegum! Zero tolerance!
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...I'm interested. But I don't feel like I know much about the film from it, except that it's trying real, real hard to be what it's trying to be.
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That movie fucking rules, and he's funny as hell in it.
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I want to see this movie. I'm hoping this movie will revive the so bland horror movie genre of today (with so few exceptions). And Big Bad Big Cage does kick ass! Check out Black Belt Jones too if you like BBBC! It's splotation-awesome!
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How many reviews is he going to mention the fact that "he drank absynthe?" We get it, dude, you drank alcohol...great.
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nuff said.
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now I wish it were rated X again.
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Buy 'American Made Music To Strip By' - Miss Sydney Moon is gorgeous. Zombie's dating/living w/ her.
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Karen Black's line in the trailer is way over-the-top, I know all the acting is in a good, funny way, but that line stands out somehow.
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....don't know why, just expected more.
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What's the deal with that?
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I envy Rob. It's just that this movie looks like it's going to be shit. Really bad shit. The really scary movies come from Asia nowadays. I saw Dark Water yesterday on DVD, creepy flick.
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Nov 01, 2002 1:10:56 PM CST
Worse Trailer Ever.. A killer clown movie? No Way!! Like that al
by monkeybrains
Shakes the clown sucked too. So dont go there. This looks worse than I could ever imagine. The studios that passed on this actually knew what they were doing...Go figure
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http://www.herothemovie.com
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Harry here, and wow am I buzzed on absynthe! I found out about this magical stuff while sitting with QT last night at the Alamo Drafthouse. Quentin and I were talking about how totally fucking awesome Kill Bill is! I love Kill Bill-hell I love QT!! Sorry, must be the absynthe talking-did I mention that I've been drinking absynthe? hehehehe, it makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl-the same way that talking to my good friend Robert Rodriguez makes me feel. It really is cool how many famous people I know, but I stay low key about it-and I never mention it much...Well except when I've been drinking absynthe-just like that afternoon I was showing my pristine print of King Kong on my projector in the back yard to a group of geeks and friends and I told young Elijah Wood that he was perfect for the part of Frodo. He owes it all to me. Oh, I shouldn't boast, it's just the absynthe talking. I think I'll lay back under the mint Kong poster I have on my wall which is worth untold thousands of dollars(not to gloat or anything) and dream of the kinky things my kitten and I did in that bathroom in New York. Naughty Kitty!! Hey, why aren't you reading anymore? What do you mean no one fucking cares about all this?? Hey-come back-my sight is still cool-hey, I drink absynthe!!!!
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Oh, I thought you said name an awful clown movie.........
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Killer Klowns. And if you disagree, you are clearly wrong.
BTW - Donnie Darko wasn't bad for a debut film. -
Hard Eight was PTA's first film, not Boogie Nights. Damn good list though. The only others I would have included: George Romero - Night Of The Living Dead, Robert Rodriguez - El Mariachi, Kevin Costner - Dances With Wolves, Robert Redford - Ordinary People.
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How about "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"? Good film, and lots of scary clowns.
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Nov 01, 2002 9:23:08 PM CST
SLEDGES HAMMER OF....Make a top 10 lost of why you need to learn
by iamjacksuserid
You 16 year old prick.
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Nov 01, 2002 9:24:03 PM CST
monkeybrains - um hello, can you say "Killer Klowns From Outer S
by elgyn6655321
I knew you could!
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Stalk much? Isn't the restraining order still in effect? No TB'ing within 50 feet?
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...Scorsese's first (actual) film was "Who's That Knocking on My Door?". "Mean Streets" is his third (following the Roger Corman-produced Depression-era crime film "Boxcar Bertha"). And hey, did you forget a little film called "Citizen Kane"?
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...did you mean "list"?
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... that was absolutely hilarious! :) On occasion, Harry seems pretty cool. Most other times he reminds me of that kid in your class at school who didn't really have any friends. Suddenly, as the kid grew up and found a few, his early period of loneliness saw him completely lacking in social skills - subsequently, he just always said and did dumb things in a lousy attempt to boast. I mean, what kind of inadequacy must you be feeling to have the urge to write on a public forum read by thousands that you were drinking Absinthe? I mean, is this meant to impress us in a Hunter S. Thompson kind of way? This ain
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Nov 02, 2002 10:41:22 PM CST
Harry, whatever someone gave you, it was NOT real Absynth.
by elgyn6655321
Because it doesn`t realy exist these days. Oh, and for God`s sake, will you please stop calling the movie "House Of A 1,000 Corpses"?
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Absinthe does still exist. Do a google search using absinthe + buy.____Bee
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...in that annoying way that is uniquely mine. It should either be "House of A Thousand Corpses" or "House of 1000 Corpses," but not "House of A 1000 Corpses." My vote is for "House of A Thousand Corpses." By the way, "sweet buttered Christ" is the funniest exclamation I have ever heard. I'm going to steal it and pretend that I made it up myself.
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