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CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE trailer and poster... The Ass Is On Display!











Harry here, isn't that just the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world. Look at that poster. Is SONY baiting me? If so, it's a masterful job of baiting me. I mean, right there... center of the poster, THE ASS, all caps, with the PEACE sign. As in 'a piece'. Or maybe it's meant to mean 2, as in CHARLIE'S ANGELS 2... but I'm thinking 'piece'. Now if only the poster could swirl. They need a lenticular poster where it moves a little. Like one of those desk top hula girls. Yeah. That's the ticket.

OH and then there's the trailer with a good 7 shots of Cameron Diaz's ass. Which means of course that this is the greatest trailer ever. Hehehehe, this trailer is obscenely absurd. The stunt on the bridge thing... impossible times 30, but ya know... ok, fine whatever, they're the Angels... they just won a world series and now they're gonna surf and fly helicopters and do all sorts of ass-whuppings!

It is also clear that this film will be every bit as CHEEKy as the first if not more so. And that's a promising glistening future don't ya think?

CLICK HERE TO BEHOLD THE GLORY AND THE FUTURE OF THE ANGELS!

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