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CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE trailer and poster... The Ass Is On Display!

Published at: Oct. 28, 2002, 4:46 a.m. CST











Harry here, isn't that just the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world. Look at that poster. Is SONY baiting me? If so, it's a masterful job of baiting me. I mean, right there... center of the poster, THE ASS, all caps, with the PEACE sign. As in 'a piece'. Or maybe it's meant to mean 2, as in CHARLIE'S ANGELS 2... but I'm thinking 'piece'. Now if only the poster could swirl. They need a lenticular poster where it moves a little. Like one of those desk top hula girls. Yeah. That's the ticket.

OH and then there's the trailer with a good 7 shots of Cameron Diaz's ass. Which means of course that this is the greatest trailer ever. Hehehehe, this trailer is obscenely absurd. The stunt on the bridge thing... impossible times 30, but ya know... ok, fine whatever, they're the Angels... they just won a world series and now they're gonna surf and fly helicopters and do all sorts of ass-whuppings!

It is also clear that this film will be every bit as CHEEKy as the first if not more so. And that's a promising glistening future don't ya think?

CLICK HERE TO BEHOLD THE GLORY AND THE FUTURE OF THE ANGELS!

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  • Oct. 28, 2002, 4:55 a.m. CST

    Jesus Fucking Christ...

    by xavier masterson

    ...just put a gun in my mouth and tell me mommy never loved me.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 4:56 a.m. CST

    uaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh .... anybody got some tissues

    by Aronld Scazziger

    boring

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 5:09 a.m. CST

    she will be mine. oh yes. she will be mine.

    by Tall_Boy

    Diaz is mine Harry, bugger off.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 5:15 a.m. CST

    you make me sick

    by Derek Blizzard

    Harry, your just a perv, go check out some proper ass like Brianna Banks and leave the film reviews to someone who thinks a boring shot of the back of three girls doesnt make a very exciting poster

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 5:16 a.m. CST

    Barrymore is a liability!

    by Monkey Lover

    She brings the Angels down with her sheer crapness and lack of good looks. Her career has gone well down the drain since E.T., and what's worse is that now she is a producer she has to stink up otherwise good movies from decent filmmakers like Donnie Darko and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind with her presence. Her and Julia Roberts need to be imprisoned. Plus, as a producer of this Angels malarkey, she's the only one who'll never get replaced. G'damn. I'd have someone fit like Jessica Biel be the third Angel. Mmm-hmm, what a nice delightful threesome they'd be then. Go home, Barrymore! Back to the river, back to the forest!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 5:22 a.m. CST

    MY EYES!!!!

    by kid_ego

    ...they're bleeding!!! That looks absolutely craptacular. Can anyone say PANTS?!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 5:32 a.m. CST

    Screw it.

    by statto4ever

    Fuck this streaming pish, my dial-up can't fricken handle it. Any word on a Quicktime version or a direct link to the streams? Thank you muchly......

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 5:32 a.m. CST

    About as feminine an ass as James Vanderbeek...

    by Darth Siskel III

    J-Lo has an ass! Cameron Diaz has a padded spine!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 6:13 a.m. CST

    Someone stop McG

    by Qwerty Uiop

    Stop him, for the love of God! Stop him!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 6:17 a.m. CST

    Wicked trailer...but didn't this movie used to be called "Charli

    by CoolDan989

    That sounded a lot better than the cheesy action gimmick name "Full Throttle". But, it's still a very cool trailer, and I can't wait to see the movie! Please let Matt LeBlanc and Luke Wilson be back!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 6:40 a.m. CST

    Good ol' Harry...

    by Respect The Cock

    ...never misses an opportunity to embarass himself. I thought you just wanted to be loved, you big cuddly-wuddly teddy bear.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 6:45 a.m. CST

    The only terrible thing is that the trailer is NOT in Quicktime!

    by chuckrussel

    'nuff said!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:26 a.m. CST

    Usually, I feel the need to be negative..

    by Sepulchrave

    ..and this is no exception. Let me join my voice to the chorus of disapproval urging Harry to get his scrabbly hands OUT of his shorts when communicating with us. Stangely, (but truly) I cannot be turned on by celebrities, no matter how 'gorgeous' they supposedly are. There's something so 'used' about the fact that tens of thousands of moistened ill-smelling peers are doing just that at Cameron and her ilk right now. Fucking a real person, however ordinary, is vastly superior to worshipping a film star, however godlike.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:34 a.m. CST

    MonkeyLover, go back to sticking your dick up simian assholes.

    by RampagingTroll

    Seriously, man. Jessica Biel? That chick seriously should eat something... than again, she does look a bit chimp-ish. Maybe that's why you like her so much. Now Barrymore. Mmmm... my lovely Drew. I personally think she's the most adorable, most lickalicious member of the Angels, and I would have next to no reason for seeing this series of movies if it wasn't for her. Come here Drew. I won't marry you for laughs or to further my career like Tom Green did. Come here love! Come on!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:02 a.m. CST

    this shite is whats wrong with Hollywood

    by Edward Rooney

    bill murray was the only thing that made the first tolerable.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Fuck you ALL!!!

    by Dr_Zoidberg

    Cameron Diaz is fucking beautiful. I'd have that ass in an instant. A lot of you geeks now think that its sick to like a woman who isn't at least "slim". Well, fuck you, fuck you up your stupid asses. Charlies Angels was great popcorn entertainment, if you don't like it why go on about it?

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:55 a.m. CST

    The True Meaning

    by FrankCobretti

    Isn't it obvious that the poster is meant for one thing: to tease everyone's favorite two-lettered talkbacker, HP?

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Cameron Diaz has a penchant for anal sex!

    by Vid Store Clerk

    I agree with whoever said she has an ass that wouldn't look out of place on a 12-year old boy. Sheesh, how the hell can you find that stimulating?

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Vid Store Clerk, I pity you...

    by Dr_Zoidberg

    Because if you think of 12 year old boys when looking at Cameron Diaz, then you need some serious help. Paedophiles are sickening and if you actually do something to a poor innocent kid, then you will be put in jail and killed. You are a sick FUCK!!!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:34 a.m. CST

    MTV is to blame

    by Blood T Cat

    MTV is the worst thing to happen to movies EVER. One of you dorks needs to go back in time and kill it.Seriously.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Monkey-Lover

    by GeneralZoddd

    you dumb FUCK! Drew Barrymore is not only, in my opinion the most beautiful of the 3 Angels, but also the Producer who (along with her company) got this film made in the 1st place! Yes - it was brought to her company and on the strength of her interest and attachment to star in the movie - the film got made. She then approached Diaz and really worked at her and the script to get Diaz to sign on and then they went and got Lucy. So even if you do not agree with me, and cannot see that Ms Barrymore is indeed one of the beautiful women in the world, then at least give her kudos for producing a film which you want to see, and populating it with other actresses which you find attractive. But seriously Monkey Twit - Have you ever watched an interview with Drew? She comes across as the most sincere and passionate people I've ever seen. That alone is a beautiful, beautiful thing, and the fact that she got 'Donnie Darko' made and is co-running THE most successful actor-owned production company in America, should demand if not your love, then surely your repect. General Zoddd

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:46 a.m. CST

    this movie will be buried by the gamma radiation that is THE HUL

    by The Dude Abides

    i just hope the hulk is at least as good as the glory that is TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE. btw, CA2 looks absolutely dreadful...what's with the Bond opening?

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Ya know what?

    by WeedyMcSmokey

    Internet porn is a bitch goddess. It truly is. Anyway, the first movie was pure camp - sorta came outta left field in that way. I don't know if this franchise can hang its hat on that though - Bond gets to becuase it was semi-serious at first, but after 20 trips and the end of the cold war, you can't be too real. This just started out as kitsch, which means its one short step away from unfashionable, or worse, boring.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Yes, I know she is the producer...

    by Monkey Lover

    But do you really think that purely because of her this movie got made? I mean, c'mon... tits, ass and action in one movie. Hollywood would have found its way to making it sooner or later. I mean, shit, they're remaking all the other 80s TV shows (MacGyver, Starsky and Hutch, etc.) so it was only a matter of time before this got done. It's not like Charlie's Angels was some obscure spec script with a difficult subject matter. And how can you think she is attractive? She looks like she's been punched compared to the other two. She's one of those girls that people only find attractive because they are famous. If she wasn't famous and you saw her in the street, you'd not be that impressed. Plus, how you can say she demands respect when she made Never Been Kissed is beyond me.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Yes, I know she is the producer...

    by Monkey Lover

    But do you really think that purely because of her this movie got made? I mean, c'mon... tits, ass and action in one movie. Hollywood would have found its way to making it sooner or later. I mean, shit, they're remaking all the other 80s TV shows (MacGyver, Starsky and Hutch, etc.) so it was only a matter of time before this got done. It's not like Charlie's Angels was some obscure spec script with a difficult subject matter. And how can you think she is attractive? She looks like she's been punched compared to the other two. She's one of those girls that people only find attractive because they are famous. If she wasn't famous and you saw her in the street, you'd not be that impressed. Plus, how you can say she demands respect when she made Never Been Kissed is beyond me.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Yes, I know she is the producer...

    by Monkey Lover

    But do you really think that purely because of her this movie got made? I mean, c'mon... tits, ass and action in one movie. Hollywood would have found its way to making it sooner or later. I mean, shit, they're remaking all the other 80s TV shows (MacGyver, Starsky and Hutch, etc.) so it was only a matter of time before this got done. It's not like Charlie's Angels was some obscure spec script with a difficult subject matter. And how can you think she is attractive? She looks like she's been punched compared to the other two. She's one of those girls that people only find attractive because they are famous. If she wasn't famous and you saw her in the street, you'd not be that impressed. Plus, how you can say she demands respect when she made Never Been Kissed is beyond me.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Monkey - Lover

    by GeneralZoddd

    True - you listed a bunch of sitcoms which are now being made BECAUSE of the success of 'Charlies Angels' - what came before (o.k Brady Bunch... But that's been dead for years now - if there were waves of influence eminating from it Charlie's Angels isn't part of it). So the fact remains: Barrymore took a chance with Charlies Angels and it paid off. Same as she took a chance with 'Donnie Darko' a 1st time director with a very odd script - and she didn't try to screw him out of the project and attach a name director. As for 'Never Been Kissed' - I personally found it endearing and a nice date movie - but you know what, at the time of making it she had no clout as a producer and so banked on her power (which wasn't huge) as a 'star'. she got the movie made by believing in herself and making other people believe in her - The film was a massive success outlay to box office ratio, and gave her a rep as a good producer. As for the 'attractive' comments, I really do find her absolutely beautiful, if she didn't have the whole 'Drew' thing going on personality-wise, then I wouldn't feel the same way about her, I'd merely label her 'hot chick' along with any hundred other actresses. General Zoddd

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 1:31 p.m. CST

    golden eye

    by el tipo suave

    What a fucking lame trailer. I thought I was watching the opening act of Golden Eye. Jumping off a truck to catch the helicopter, PLEASE!!! they should've had them jump and just land straight on their teeth.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Harry, I find your lack of objectivity...disturbing

    by IAmJacksUserID

    This movie looks FUCKING AWFUL!! Instead of making them look like semi-professionals, let's make them powder their nose, curse their weight and ignore their cell phone while they accidently stumble upon a way to save the world that doesn't involve sleeping with someone. Stupid shitloads of unbelieveable CGI, more 'exxxtreme' stunts, and loud rock music (not to mention black -guy- thrown-in-for-comedic- purposes-and-to-widen demographics- who'll-wonder-why-there- is- no-black-angel) and you have the next summer craptacular. Can't wait.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Now I understand...

    by Dr_Zoidberg

    You don't find Cameron Diaz attractive because... SHE IS WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. The kinda girls you geeks can pull need to lose at least a few of pounds (about 100) and need to sort out that over growing facial hair (who likes a girl with a tache). So naturally, you can't bring yourself to accept that people like Cameron Diaz are sexy (there are many, many sexier ladies that aren't celebrities though, such as my girlfriend ;-)). So, make up your pathetic excuses and jerk off to people like Roseanne. Sad little people.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 2:27 p.m. CST

    THE FINAL DEATH KNELL: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are in this tr

    by IAmJacksUserID

    Oh,god, will the horror ever end?

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 2:31 p.m. CST

    I've got to agree with Monkey Lover

    by Glass

    Drew Barrymore is waste, feces, sewer dirt, traish. Complete Garbage. Terrible, terrible actress, not that attractive, though not a total dog, and the fact that her bankability lies in her prior "drug addiction" makes her highly annoying at best. With her little girl voice and her stupid idiot charm...she can rot, for all I care. Now Jessica Biel? Nah...sorry, buddy, Jessica looks like she's going to bite your face off any minute and puke it up on your knee. A good replacement for Hairymoore would be Jim Cameron's fuck of the minute, Jessica Alba. Hot. HOT.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Dude, I say this everytime...

    by Terry_1978

    Lucy Liu is the ONLY one that looks remotely good out of this group...Cameron has no biz-nass being center stage.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Oh Yeah

    by Glass

    Lucy Liu is definitely the best of all of them.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Rating the angels, are we?

    by Feudal Fetus

    Cameron Diaz looks like a giant leech sucked her to the marrow, Lucy Lui is cross eyed, and Drew Barrymore is too spacey and makes me feel like a pedophile, since I first saw her in E.T. Nuts to the whole lot of them. By the way, yes, I AM Bill Murray.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Lucy Spew

    by Glass

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Do ANY of you shits have girlfriends...

    by thecomedian

    Because all I'm detecting here is alot of bitter frustation on most of your parts. Yup, Knowles does indeed look like the Patron Saint of Pud Pounders with all his "Swirly Ass" bullshit but you guys look a million times worse with your hateful tirades against Cam & Drew. Especially you Keep-Spanking-Them-Monkey's-Lad or whatever the fuck your handle is. You guys are spewing all this hate for what? Because these girls are famous and hot and you guys are just frustrated because maybe some hot girl broke your heart once upon a time? Come on, grow up. You all just sound so pretentious. Like 15 year old cigarette smoking art school brats. You guys definately need love in your life. I feel sorry for you. As far as this being another mindless popcorn picture I'd have to counter that with a resounding NO SHIT. The first film had a pretty mindless plot but that doesn't mean it wasn't a thoroughly entertaining movie. And it's far from forgetable. The thing with McG is that eventhough he's not one for complex storylines he is a wonderful craftsman when it comes to relentlessly bombarding the viewer with audio & visual stimuli(not unlike Desperado/Dusk Till Dawn era Rodriguez). It will be interesting to see what kind of director he becomes once he starts doing more mature scripts. I'd personally take him over Ratner on Superman in a heartbeat because at least with him there would be some imagination involved. But as far as the Angels go what the fuck do you creeps expect? It's Charlie's Angels for christ sake. A TV show that on any given week would have the girls in the most rediculous and unbelievable of situations. You guys need to realize that negative energy only breeds negativity. What good is it doing you to come on this site and waste your time, energy and emotion on people you'll probably never meet and who couldn't really give a fuck. BTW, HARRY, you really need to stop with the "swirly ass" bit. I know you're smarter than that. What happens when you meet the real Cam at a Premiere or on a set and she blows you off because you're the "swirly ass" dork. Come on man, use your head.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:55 p.m. CST

    On another note...

    by thecomedian

    Anybody notice the similarities between this poster and the Matrix Reloaded posters. Seems like all the Matrix's children(this film and X2) are on some level evoking images of the original since they'll be in competition with it this summer. See, there I go over analyzing and wasting time on crap that doesn't matter.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Poor Harry, the only "full throttle" he gets is alone in his roo

    by Bari Umenema

    But that is one hot poster for sure.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:08 p.m. CST

    cum

    by uberbill

    aron diaz...ha!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:09 p.m. CST

    loose

    by uberbill

    cy lui....ha!

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:10 p.m. CST

    drew barry..

    by uberbill

    whore....ha!....i'll be here all night...

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:14 p.m. CST

    TheComedian is a twat.

    by Monkey Lover

    Yes, you are a twat. Every time anyone on AICN expresses an opinion on a woman's looks, lighthearted or otherwise, there is always some insecure prick who needs to prove himself to be better than the horny fanboys by saying "You all need to get girlfriends! You're just bitter! You've never had sex and I have!" It just makes you look like an attention seeking little boy. And why the fuck would a lack of female action make anyone want to slag women off for being ugly? Surely if you aren't getting any you'd fuck anything that moves, not quibble about which Angel is the hottest. And then your further emphasise your inherent shitness by making a humourous pun on someone's User ID. "Keep-Spanking-Them-Monkey's-Lad"? Genius. No wonder you're called TheComedian; that's some hilarious shit. Taking the piss out of people's User IDs is just the most ridiculous thing ever. It's one thing to take the piss out of an amusing sounding REAL name like Bumgardner or Kuntz, but taking the piss out of a fake name deliberately intended to be stupid is just pointless. So fuck off, Comedian. Go and tell jokes to your many girlfriends while you fuck them repeatedly, you big stud, you. And we'll sit here and masturbate over pictures of film stars and bitch about the ones we don't like because of course none of us have girlfriends or lives at all except you. Bint.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah, What Monkey Lover Said

    by ILoveEwksAndJJar

    Anywhoo. Barrymore not hot, Jessica Biel yes hot, Diaz no ass, Diaz good ass, Bernie Mac yes funny. Confusing?

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:29 p.m. CST

    McG McF*cking blows.

    by Darth Taun Taun

    He also McChugs McHorsecock.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Media Helper Can Go To Hell

    by Son Of Batboy

    That piece of shit just ass raped my system. Bastards!!! Don't make me jump through hoops for some shitty streaming garbage. Could've been Don Knotts' ass for all I could tell.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Harry, if they wanted to bait you they would have used a picture

    by Mr. Waturi

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Great F'ing Trailer

    by NickFoley

    Opening mirrors Goldeneye, but im fine with that. I love this trailer. Charlies Angels was a great, fun movie. 3 women kicking ass and taking names. Wonderful. Now they are back for more. Why Columbia/Tri-Star hasnt got a "glorious" quicktime version out there is beyond me.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Monkey Lover...

    by thecomedian

    Jesus, you really are some pretentious, hateful, 15 tear old creep aren't you? I'd hope so. Because it would be all the more pathetic if you were some guy in his 20s or 30s with so much pissy, immature, adolecent anger as what you've displayed in this talkback. For the record, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm just as alone and miserable half the time as most of you in this talkback. But still, I think I've lived enough to know that the hateful negativity that you and your ilk poison this site with on a day-to-day basis solves nothing. When I said you all really needed love in your life I wasn't just limiting it to romantic love. Love period. Just something, anything so that you poor fucks would stop with the bitching. Does it make you feel smart to come on here and say nasty, stupid, sophmoric things about Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz? I don't know whether or not you live a pathetic life but even if you live a good, fullfilling one don't you think you're wasting it with hate? You're the last person who should be calling me out on "masking my insecurity" when you so obviously are wearing all your cards on your sleeve. And as far as making fun of your handle goes it was a reference to a character. But whatever man, I'm past these assinine talkback battles. If you want to debate, fine. But if you're just gonna waste time calling me a twat..well good luck with that. "Forget It, Jake. It's Chinatown." Truer fucking words have yet to be spoken here.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Monkey Lover...

    by thecomedian

    Jesus, you really are some pretentious, hateful, 15 tear old creep aren't you? I'd hope so. Because it would be all the more pathetic if you were some guy in his 20s or 30s with so much pissy, immature, adolecent anger as what you've displayed in this talkback. For the record, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm just as alone and miserable half the time as most of you in this talkback. But still, I think I've lived enough to know that the hateful negativity that you and your ilk poison this site with on a day-to-day basis solves nothing. When I said you all really needed love in your life I wasn't just limiting it to romantic love. Love period. Just something, anything so that you poor fucks would stop with the bitching. Does it make you feel smart to come on here and say nasty, stupid, sophmoric things about Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz? I don't know whether or not you live a pathetic life but even if you live a good, fullfilling one don't you think you're wasting it with hate? You're the last person who should be calling me out on "masking my insecurity" when you so obviously are wearing all your cards on your sleeve. And as far as making fun of your handle goes it was a reference to a character. But whatever man, I'm past these assinine talkback battles. If you want to debate, fine. But if you're just gonna waste time calling me a twat..well good luck with that. "Forget It, Jake. It's Chinatown." Truer fucking words have yet to be spoken here.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 10:13 p.m. CST

    massive hoots

    by MimiRogers3rdNip

    Much like Diaz, Mimi Rogers has a somewhat flat ass. Christ, is she packing a rack, though! Is she in this movie?

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 10:18 p.m. CST

    A second helping of turd salad

    by Philmaker

    The first film was an excuse for wire-fu and explosions. It had no plot worth following, no character and no point. The scene with the race cars was the most superfluous piece of crap I have witnessed in my life. The biggest travesty was that it made money and has countless fans who bought into it. In reality, if it were a coveted property like Superman, we all would have gone bezerk. And if it had stars on the scale of Ocean's Eleven, we would have called it a shit sandwich. Instead, people call it camp. Go figure. A list stars make vanity crap, we call it crap. B list stars make vanity crap, we call it art. I give up.

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 10:34 p.m. CST

    "If we're going in, we're going in FULL THROTTLE, that ought to

    by Tall_Boy

    "it'll just be like begars canyon back home"

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 10:48 p.m. CST

    The Frank Slate Syndrome

    by Machina

    Are all of you fucking blind?! This movie will suck more ass the one on display in the teaser poster! Come on

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Lucy is HOT!

    by stitch

    Check the photo at Rexfeatures. http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/rppshimg0?i=390087I

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 11:34 p.m. CST

    At this point in the proceedings . . .

    by Hamlet3145

    . . . I would just like to say, "Asshat."

  • Oct. 28, 2002, 11:58 p.m. CST

    There's no way I could want to...

    by FD Resurrected

    ...bang Cam, Luc and Drew in the ass. They're anorexic and just plain ugly in the glamorous celeb way. I'd rather fuck a couple of horny nuns in the ass like that sacrilegious Italian porn The Devil in Her Body. Charlie's Angels 2 looks like a hybrid of 007 and XXX. Yet another garbage from Hollywood for mass consumption by the zombie audiences in the youth market demographic. I need the sequel to South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut to lighten up. Now that Jackass is a certificated box office hit, we can expect more sludge of MTV-esque garbage (I could make exception to Election, maybe) and the state of films in North America is in the shithole at this time - 2002 may very well be the worst movie year since 2000 - but Gangs of New York/Catch Me If You Can might ace for the best movies of this year besides NA-distributed Y Tu Mama Tambien and Spirited Away (released in home countries last year). Let us express hope REAL quality of movies will return in glorious form of 1999 in 2003 amidst forgettable fluffs and chunks - The Matrix sequels (pray Wachowski brothers pull it off good, because I admit to not liking the first movie the first time for being derivative and ridiculous but have since gotten soft on subsequent viewings; I see it's a revolutionary movie of the late 20th century, see countless Matrix bullet-time rip-offs and parodies) should roll us over with more bangs for the bucks that the potential piece-of-shites Daredevil, CA2 and yet to be divulged trash films couldn't top in terms of consistent filmic quality. For the record, I've never seen the first Charlie's Angels movie but I've seen the trailer and pay-per-view preview - dumb and hyperactive MTV-style summer movie garbage as usual. What more can you ask for?

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 12:19 a.m. CST

    I can't wait..

    by Chimmythechimp

    till they make Charlie's Angels staring the Olsen Twins and Melissa Stark.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 12:21 a.m. CST

    i dunno stitch....

    by uberbill

    lucy lui kinda looks like antonio banderas in that picture....i am completely wasted...

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 12:25 a.m. CST

    I can't wait..

    by Chimmythechimp

    till they make Charlie's Angels starring the Olsen Twins and Melissa Stark.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 1:47 a.m. CST

    I'm always happy to slag off Harry

    by Wino-Forever

    But I actually sort of respect his stubborn obsession with Diaz's "swirling ass." It's totally juvenile and indicative of poor taste in asses and makes most folks want to wretch, but he's stood by it, dammit. I suppose that could all change if Jared Leto called him up, but I digress...

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 1:47 a.m. CST

    Some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life

    by Hate_Speech

    Bernie Mac for crying out loud. I won't be paying to see this one.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 2:16 a.m. CST

    Fuoking harry needs a fucking life

    by JoeLee

    The fucking guy gets excited with this "piece" of poster with a 2-D piece of ASS, wtf? Get a lap dance and I bet you can get simular caliber ass, cum on one life to live man, stop jerking off to the poster and try to get some, even if you need to pay to get it. Just go!

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 4:06 a.m. CST

    superman

    by kamakazie

    Isn't this director the guy who's doing the new Superman? God help us if he is cause Angels 1 sucked...it wasn't even a good popcorn flick...it was BORING...and this one looks worse...

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 4:49 a.m. CST

    I'm waiting for charlies Angels 6 with the poster of the girls s

    by TheGinger Twit

    sorry ladies.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 5:31 a.m. CST

    HP actually used the word...

    by Huneybee

    "CUNT"! I didn't think he knew what that was after reading, ad naueseam, about his obsession with anal sex. From his use of it in regards to Ebonic_Plague, it's obvious he doesn't. Nice try, wanker, but no biscuit for you today. Why don't you go have a nice cup of tea and relax while you attempt to think of more suitable retorts.____Bee

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 5:42 a.m. CST

    Proper usage...

    by Huneybee

    Monkey_Lover is a cunt. See, HP? That wasn't so hard, now was it? You just have to pair the correct terminology with the correct nickname. I'm sure you'll learn more about that as you grow up, so no worries.____Bee

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 6:24 a.m. CST

    Done insulting the British, ebonic plague?

    by CoolDan989

    Good. What the hell? Have you ever set foot in Britain at all? No? Then maybe you should think twice before criticizing their language. Maybe they're better people then us, because they don't yell obscenities at one another 24/7, unlike some people (not just you, by the way). Telling them that they're not swearing right is an example of something only a pathetic American Joe Six Pack can say. What are you gonna do next? Insult the Austrialians? Geez..

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 6:58 a.m. CST

    Drew's Diet

    by Karl Childers

    I wonder if they kept the buffet away from her this time? She was the worst thing in that bad movie. The only saving grace was Sam Rockwell.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 7:43 a.m. CST

    heres an even better pic!!!!!!!

    by emptyspaces21

    http://pharcide.com/prodigytech/hello.html

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 7:52 a.m. CST

    US Vs UK - cussing

    by benben

    US - "Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill. Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies. Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week. Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts. Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains." Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop. Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway. Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits. Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her. Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested. Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman. Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine."..................UK - "Your mum's a fat fackin' cunt"

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Hey "Comedian"

    by Glass

    I think you should change YOUR handle, because you obviously don't get the joke. Putz.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Harry's right about one thing..

    by manwiththedogs

    the girl does have a nice backside.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 8:39 a.m. CST

    icqpimp/videovac

    by Glass

    Are you black?

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Bruce Campbell

    by Glass

    should take over Bill Murray's role. Come to think of it, he should take over every role.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 8:52 a.m. CST

    icqpimp/videovac, mate, nobody does it like the British

    by benben

    I'm glad you like it, it's taken us millennia to perfect. You yanks will get there some day, be patient...

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Haha, this is some hilarious shit.

    by Monkey Lover

    What icqpimp/videovac said pretty much sums it up. If arse bandits like TheComedian want to get pissy and self-righteous during a casual chat about which women we find attractive then so be it. You feel sorry for us, do you? Well, I feel sorry for someone so up his own arse that he can't discuss which women he wants to bang without fear of being made to look like a "15 year old". Shit. In case you haven't noticed, AICN is not a bastion of highbrow culture. For fuck's sake, we're posting in an article about Cameron Diaz's swirling ass. So if you don't like us talking bollocks about birds that's your problem which you should shut up about. And to Huneybee: Yes, you're right. I am a cunt. Well done for spotting that. You must feel so proud.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 10:31 a.m. CST

    If Diaz gave me that option

    by Glass

    I'd tell her to put a paper bag over her hideous face and I'd plug away.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 11:17 a.m. CST

    icvpimp/videovac

    by GeneralZoddd

    Go fuck yourself icqpimp - are you understanding that, because I'm having a little problem understanding you - guess we need to find some common language. Go back and actually read my posts and you'll see not only that most of the things contained in your incoherent rant don't actually apply to me, but you'll also see how to structure an arguement in an intelligent way that actually COMMUNICATES something to somebody. My point was saying that 'I' find Drew attractive and was defending the point of view that she has every damn right to do whatever she feels works for the movie, as a successful producer, that goes up to, and including, casting herself in it. If thats the wrong choice we can shout about it, but lets wait until we've seen the movie shall we? So you put me in the same group as the others because you don't like me using the name GeneralZoddd! I must humbly apologise, I must have accidently walked into a 'roleplay' website and said something that wasn't in character - no wait, my mistake - it is ainitcool, so I guess that makes you an asshole Also - Oh your black - give the man a prize! oh wait... There is no competition and nobody asked... DO NOT fuck with the ZODDD - or if you do at least do it for something that I've actually said

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 1:10 p.m. CST

    More cocktease bullshit

    by SilentBob X

    After suffering thru Charlie's Angels(which I watched on cable), I was in NO mood for a sequel. Alas, since when does Hollywood ever listen to me? All I can say is that this pile of steaming corn encrusted, peanut laced excreta should be pushed from Hollywood's colon right into the commode of obscurity, where it belongs. Am I the only one who sees this movie for what it is? Piss poorly acted cockteasing made for the sole purpose of luring young teen boys into theaters under the assumption they'll get to see the girls naked/kissing/licking, etc. But it won't happen. None of these women(except Barrymore) want to do that for the sake of their(get ready to laugh) 'careers'. I'm sorry. Unless I get to see Cameron or Lucy's bare naked ass(READ: NOT BODY DOUBLE), I won't buy a ticket. My advice?Save your money boys. Enjoy some free porn on the net and spank merrily like the rest of us, or for you more adventurous types, try actually talking to a real live woman. Snootchie Bootchies.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 1:31 p.m. CST

    This poster would be better if...

    by Murray-Clack

    ...the angels had their hands on each others ass (top THAT, Harry)

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Harry SO totally got that blow job from that hooker in China

    by awanashi

    what a perv

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 2:59 p.m. CST

    icqpimp/videovac...

    by Dr_Zoidberg

    You speak like a white man trying to be a black man. Like Eminem. So unless you are extremely uncomfortable with your race (you shouldn't be, we are all the same species) then you ARE a poor white fucker. Bitchin about shit you don't really have a grasp of is never a good idea. Who cares. You couldn't offend a church going old Granny. You're too OTT. You are dismissed by your obvious attitude problem. Now, go play nice.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 3:24 p.m. CST

    The_Real_Custer

    by Glass

    Sadly, icqpimpvideovac or whatever he calls himself is black as black is. He certainly SOUNDS white, and that's what makes it sad - mind you, it's not sad to be white, but it's sad to be so proud of your race that you forget what it is!!! Either that or he's an idiot. Which is entirely possible as well.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Replacing Drew

    by Anton_Sirius

    Not that I think she should be- she's going through a bit of a rough patch right now, but she's probably bounce back- but if you are going to replace her, shouldn't you be naming somebody that appeals to the same demographic? I mean about the only thing Drew has in common with the Jessica's (Alba and Biel) is species. No, no, no- to replace her you'd need someone equally quirky/cute, crazy, somewhat trashy yet bangable. The obvious choice then is Brittany Murphy.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 8:33 p.m. CST

    I'll give Harry this...

    by MyNameDoesn'tFit

    ...his is one of the few sites on the internet wherein you can find the term "swirling ass." Congrats...I guess.

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Start passing out the Percodan....

    by RonJeremysYambag

    Holy shit...after reading these posts from the_Comedian and real_Custer....is there any hope for the human race? What a bunch of morons...I understand the idiocy from Texas....that's to be expected from that stinkhole state (man, I wish they seceded). Guess what, fools? I THINK DREW BARRYMORE IS UGLY. Does that make me Himmler? Am I a 15 year old virgin? Tell me all about your girlfriends and how she jams anal beads up your orifice! I'm living vicariously thru you!!!

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Hmmmm.....

    by jesuschrist

    "masterful job of baiting me"?....masterful, master, baiting...masturbati....well, you get the idea....

  • Oct. 29, 2002, 11:59 p.m. CST

    "Budha in Lotis"

    by thecomedian

    You know what? Looking back, I guess I did overreact a bit. However, I NEVER equated insulting these chicks with racism. Honestly, what drove me to get up on my stinkin' self righteous soapbox was how ANNOYING most of you haters sounded. "Waaaah! Drew Barrymore is a liability this franchise because she's too fat. That chick from Seventh Heaven would be so much better. I'm such a freekin'genius!" Of course, I took all this too fucking seriously. I really shouldn't have posted anything. I could have just left you kids to your jackoff comments. But I NEVER intended to say that just because you guys think Drew needs to lay off the Steak & Doughnuts for breakfast or that Cameron Diaz has the ass of 10 year old boy and the face of someone with the IQ of one that you guys are Nazis. Nor was I trying to play "CaptainSaveAHo". These three broads are somewhere right now fucking their boyfriends on top of three huge piles of money. They don't need me to champion them. MY POINT was how infantile it is to come on here and rip on them just to get your ya yas out. Especially when all it'll take is the right amount of hype or a decent longer trailer with a better action sequence and a few good T&A shots to make most of you dipshits do a 180 on your "O-P-I-N-I-O-N-S". I WAS REALLY TRYING TO MAKE A POINT ABOUT HOW INFANTILE NEGATIVE POSTING IS WITHOUT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. But as Monkey Lover has pointed out (And yeah, you pretty much nailed me there) The whole subject matter for this article, "Harry's Swirly Ass Fixation" is pretty infantile to begin with. Guess I just picked the wrong talkback. Truth of the matter is if any of you guys ever had actual real world contact with any of these broads you'd probably be too fucking star struck to do anything. And if by chance you actually worked up the mustard to go up close to one of them and scream out "Hey Drew, I think you're an ugly, talentless, pig fucking bitch! Why don't you get 35lbs lypo-sucked out of your fat ass and pumped into that anerxic, mongoliod Diaz!" you'd probably end up getting your teeth knocked out by one of their personal assitants/bodyguards. Ain't life sweet that way. icqpimp/videovac, most of your points about how I was taking this all too seriously were pretty valid, I

  • Oct. 30, 2002, 12:26 a.m. CST

    fuck those 3 women, and not the good way

    by I_am_so_Bob

    The 1st movie made me angry because of how stupid it was, this one looks like its trying to offend me. I know(or at least hope) the special effects will get tweaked, but I'm already rooting for whoever the bad guy is to kick their asses. I cant wait to see the trailer at the theater, because I'm guessing no one will even know who Bosley is, or was, and it wont get a laugh.

  • Oct. 30, 2002, 1:31 a.m. CST

    Jeez, Some Of you are Pathetic, If you don't like who's been cas

    by The Founder

    I have never heard so much bitching in my life over a cast of a crappy tv series. All three women are decent looking, and have pretty decent acting skills, and in real life we'd be lucky if the women are as good looking as them considering the profession they are in. Personally, I found the tv show boring, and the movie was an improvement. Sure the story was weak, but it was fun popcorn fare. Jeez you people are acting if it's the sequel to the Matrix or Godfather or some other movie that is supposed to be beyond this. Call me what you want, but the trailer was good, no matter how unbealiviable, and I'll be there opening weekend.

  • Oct. 30, 2002, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Replace Drew with Jessica Biel?? Someone was Drew's ex crack bud

    by The Founder

    Jessica Biel or however you spell her name is a crap actress, and is nothing but a pretty face according to Hollywood. I would not won't to see her in a film of this calibre, to further her pitiful career as she struggles to deliver a passable performance. Some of you need to get a life, and I've always considered us that come to this site to be a little above the average moviegoer, because we take films more seriously, but people suggesting Biel is just as bad as the teen demographic who buy music for looks over talent. The movie industry is the same to some, especially suggesting Biel to replace Barrymore. For the most part I want to see a good acting performance, but looks is always a plus, but i sure as hell don't want to see a good looking actress who can't act worth shit, especially in a good movie, becuase it just cheapens the movie.

  • Oct. 30, 2002, 8:14 a.m. CST

    icqpimp/videovac

    by Glass

    I was being droll when I asked you if you were black. Sarcastic, ironic, JOKING. Of course I know you're black. You said it a fucking trillion times in your one-sided talk backs.

  • Oct. 30, 2002, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Impossible to get excited over that crap

    by devil0509

    Diaz is hot, no question. But leather hotpants is way too tame. Diaz in a thong, front and center, would be the better way to go for that poster. And they have to dump Barrymore. I know she produced the shit, but she's simply unattractive. Period. Replace her with any of a thousand hotter babes, now. Further, there simply isn't a less attractive Asian actress working than Lucy Liu. Dump her and get Sung Hi Lee. Then dump that hack, McG. And turn this maudlin piece of PG-13 crap into a nice soft-core porn with the same plot and THEN I might get interested.

  • Oct. 31, 2002, 8:35 a.m. CST

    Towelie

    by Glass

    Are you trying to tell me that AUSTRALIANS aren't fucking ignorant? And English? And Middle Easterners? And Asians? PUHLEASE. If anything, they are more so! Yes, Americans are ignorant (except for me). Everyone's ignorant, you fool, and you have proven that you lead the pack. Blaming ignorance on the Americans is like blaming the need to breathe on the French. Give me a break, you fucking idiot.

  • Oct. 31, 2002, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Friends?

    by Glass

    Um...no. I hate the ignorant Brits.

  • Oct. 31, 2002, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Force of good in the world

    by Glass

    is the air freshener that destroys the scent coming from Harry's ass after a particularly satisfying dinner. I'm just fucking around, buddy.

  • Oct. 31, 2002, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Tits, ass, and hair

    by God Shamgodd

    That's how Roger Ebert referred to the first Charlie's Angels, and I think that gets it about right.

  • Oct. 31, 2002, 6:26 p.m. CST

    I admit

    by Glass

    I may have overreacted, as I'm prone to do, but I found it highly pretentious for this piece of putty to suggest that joking on a fucking talkback is out of the question. Puhlease. Harry Potter's a cool movie, great books, but it's not fucking rocket science. We're not talking about your mother's death here, kid. Lighten up.

  • Oct. 31, 2002, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Real dragons talk just like real ass bounces

    by ZombieBruce

    Swirly doesn't do it for a zombie.

  • Nov. 3, 2002, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Such a lot of bullshit over a worthless movie.

    by Ronnie_Dobbs