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CHARLIE'S ANGELS 2: HALO - Pics - Fetish #2 in the male fantasy fulfillment film from McG!
Hey folks, Harry here... Now I've been doing a lot of thinking about Sony's Summer Grosses for SPIDER-MAN and I think the one thing that all of the ANALysts have been overlooking was the placement of Spider-Man upon Cameron Diaz's magical swirling ass. I think it is possible, that she hypnotized a nation into seeing SPIDER-MAN. I believe it is imperative that if Sony wants HELLBOY to be as big a success as SPIDER-MAN, that they must put her in HELLBOY Bra & Panties while doing some sort of booty dance. The uber-gross future of this franchise is at stake. Ok... Meanwhile to discuss these photos that Ryan sent in, I have to hide my smirk a bit. Ahem... There... Now I've got my seriou... hahah... ss face on. Lucy Liu as a blonde cowgirl roping and hogtying you... well, if that doesn't strike up some sort of drool issue, I don't know what will. I have heard that Cameron pilots a giant monster truck in this film too... So it seems the gals have some serious testosterone activities they do before sudsing it up! I tell ya, this film needs a trailer that just has Cameron Diaz's ass swirling in underoos with her voice over saying... "You will see this movie! You will see this movie! You will see this movie!" You know it'd work. You know it. Don't ya?
Hey there Harry,
Ryan here from The Flik Spot. Just got sent some new behind the scenes 'Charlie's Angels 2' pics. These ones are of Lucy Liu in a rather odd Cowgirl type getup. First the Soap-sud Carwash scene, now this! Looks like old McG is preparing to fulfill as many wet dreams as possible.
Bring on the Cameron Diaz Spiderman undies!
Seeya
Ryan
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I wasn't very sweet on the first one, I went in hoping that it would be funnier and more ironic than the trailer suggested. Instead I got the entire theater laughing their asses off every time Tom Green lifted his hand slightly, and my friends were right there along with them. It made me feel dirty.
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...trash is too elevated a term for this.
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Harry's comments aside, that cowgirl outfit has got to be the most un-sexy thing any woman has every worn, ANYWHERE. Who am I kidding, I'll see it anyway. Seriously though, I really enjoyed the first movie, both because the leads were physically attractive, and because the movie didn't bother taking itself seriously. I mean, at the end, when cameron diaz is locked in a deadly hand to hand battle with the evil FEMALE SOFTWARE CEO??? Allthough this sequel can only dissapoint with the absense of crispin glover, and they'll have trouble doing something cooler than the "smack my bitch up" fight scene, I'll still go and see this on the opening weekend.
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's ass isn't that great. And little kid underwear just reminds me of little kids that have skid marks cause they can't wipe correctly.
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Cameron Diaz as Black Cat in the new Spiderman movie.
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Never found the shitkicker look that sexy...Even if it does look like a flamboyant Vegas shitkicker. Speaking of that, nothing makes me laugh harder than when the bull wins in rodeo. I figure if you tied my balls tighter than a Kabul security detail, I reserve the right to disfigure your face. What's my point you ask? I simply don't know. Yee-ha!!
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I really admire Lucy's work ethic. Making films while still co-hosting the view. You go hoss.
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i realize this is not exactly the forum for an intelligent conversation, but wasn't the real subliminal message in Cameron Diaz's swirling underoos-clad ass that underoos are sexy, hence children are sexy? it's not a very big jump. ohh......skinny girl with no real definition in her ass (much like a 5 year old) in spidey underpants....must fuck toddler..... this is really disturbing. encouraging pedophilia is not cool, and neither is this franchise. shitty movies based on shitty shows equal shit. even bill murray couldn't say the first one - and he saved scrooged for god's sake.....
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I remember watching "Charlie's Angels" in the theatre when it was first released. I did not like the movie, I despised it. The plot was predictable, the fight sequences sloppy, the editing all over, and the actress can not act. Sure, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu may look hot but I could not get over the overdone wire work techniques. They are doing moves that are supposed to be done by professionals. For example, Crispin Glover doing a flip just by slapping his palms on the asphalt, please someone shoot me in the head. Artists like Li Lian Jie and Yen Ji-Dan are meant to be using wires, why?, because they were taught martial arts and have been perfecting their techniques for years, not just mere months. That's what sucks about these action films today all flash and no substance. Wow, Keanu Reeves can do kung fu so what? He has to workout his techniques again for the sequels. I am not bashing wire-fu but the actors who are performing these arts are just amateurs. Thank god science fiction films like Blade Runner are coming out with true special editions next year. I cannot wait. Oh yeah, I hope that "Charlie's Angels 2: Halo" flops at the box office. I am tired of shit making money at the box office. I cannot believe xXx is still making money. With a piece of shit story with an awesome actor making money is beyond me. Please Vin, make better movies for the sake of Steven.
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I'd hit it. Bernie Mac is going to steal this movie away from the girls. Dat cat is funny!
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Aug 21, 2002 2:28:15 AM CDT
Symon, if that's your idea of intelligent conversation, I ca
by st.buggering
Cameron Diaz's dance scene was a subliminal call to rape children? Put down the crack pipe and back away slowly, buddy. That bit of insanity aside, I enjoyed the first film on the level I believe it was intended to be enjoyed (to quote Moriarty's XXX review, "a big bag of stupid, and I mean that in a good way), and I'm looking forward to this one. Not everything needs to be "Fight Club". Sometimes I just want hot chicks kicking bad guys around for sport. If any of you haven't seen "Heroic Trio", go get it.
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So beyond the paedo-propagandha, racial slurs and grammatical corrections - what do you think the movie will be like? Putting my vote in for "meh". P$
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well, beyond the magic swirling ass, the anal gags and the wire-fu, Charlies Angels was a fun film that managed to deliver a coherent story, some gags that worked, and some watchable action. I'm hoping for the same from the sequel. Oh and Chow Yun-Fat II? I think you're just going to have to let it go, my friend. Kung Fu is the new black, and anyone can look good after 3 months intensive training with Corey Yuen, favourable camerawork and enough Pinnochio wires. I'm not attacking you, but I think you're being a little bit elitist, espesh if you're referring to Donnie Yen and Jet Li by those names just so us foreign devils might not get it... whatever, I'm looking forward to Hero just as much as Two Towers.
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Aug 21, 2002 6:26:30 AM CDT
Lucy Liu does Kascha. Too bad her cans aren't as great as Ka
by monkey_king
Don't know Kascha? She was only one of the hottest asian porn stars in history and was married to a walking steroid Francois Papillon. Too bad he never worked with anyone else besides him. Lucy Liu could use some more boobage and I'll be in the theater pronto, even if the plot sucks.
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AND GET MINKA INSTED OF LUCY LU ALSO DANNI ASH ANDPANDORA PEEKS HELLYEAH! CORS THAYD NEED XTRA WIRES FOR THEM TITTIES AND SHOUD BE MORE MARILON MANSON MUSIC
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A questionalbly attractive and absolutely annoying cowgirl hogtieing me? Why would that be my fantasy? My imagination and taste is a little more demanding than that..
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Man, Harry, you Texans sure have some strange fetishes!
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NOTE TO LUCY LIU: put some carnival-size implants in your pathetic funbags. you rook rike boy. with rots of fleckles, you rook rike howdy doody with brack wig... NOTE TO CAMERON DIAZ: your head is funny shape. swirl dat azz all u want- your head is still funny shape... NOTE TO DREW BARRYMORE: please go back to abusing drugs, so you can make another semi-interesting E! Troo Hollyweird Story 'cuz everything thing else you're in sucks balls... or just cut out the middle man and jump right into porn (I see a title like ANAL CRAZED NO-TALENT LISPING LESBIANS WHO LOOK LIKE PETUNIA PIG Part 5 in your future) ALL OF THE NEW ANGELS DESERVE A "DONKEY PUNCH", FOLLOWED BY AN "ABE LINCOLN"... confused? check out: http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/TheList.html
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Jesus-fucking-Christ...IT'S ONLY A MOVIE! If you didn't like the first one, get over it and don't see the second one. If you think that the three leads are ugly, go see something else also. I have no intention of seeing CHARLIE'S ANGELS 2, either, but I'm not ready to start a fucking fist fight over it!
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...that anorexic pseudo-diva Christina Aguilera...NOT a good sign!
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But everyone in here isn't an ugly muthafucka y'know! Why the fuck would I want Lucy Lui to dress up as a cowgirl and tie a rope around my legs? If u showed a pic of Lucy sucking some guy's wood or bending over getting ready to be fucked by some guy THEN u can point and say "in your dreams this could be you". The majority in here are people who would stare and salivate if Miss Lui of Miss Diaz walked into a bar but there are also a few that would walk over and say hello and say how much they liked their work etc etc. Don't pigeonhole everyone in here as geekboys who get turned on by the sight of some guy getting his legs lassooed by a blonde Lucy Lui in a cowboy costume! WEIRD!
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These talkbacks are a helluva lot more fun then the stuffy LOTR SW or MATRIX talkbacks.
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i saw audition
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Aug 21, 2002 3:51:38 PM CDT
CD is hotter than my rectum after a five alarm blow out...
by halloween68
But, don't know if I'm missing something here. None of those pictures is Cameron Diaz. Well, I suppose that last one could be. Those first two definately aren't. And, heck, that middle one looks more like Lucy Lieu with a blond wig on. Again, am I missing something. Are these not supposed to be pictures of Mrs. Diaz?
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Hirsute, hairless, bodybuilder, she-male... There are a couple McG still has to get to.
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Cameron Diaz's ass swirling in Underroos as a sexual metaphor for pedolphilia? WHAT??!?! Um, when my girlfriend dresses up in her Catholic Schoolgirls outfit, does that make me a pedophile? She's well over the legal age, OK? SO...no, it doesn't. I think the Underroos were more of an innocent/geek thing than a young girl thing. The innocent girl thing gets me goin' and I've never dated anyone under the age of 22, unless, of course, you want to count the women I dated when I was under 22 myself. Methinks the poster doth protest too much, like the blatantly gay manager I worked for who used to froth at the mouth in "anger" when he saw two men holding hands. Six months later, he's out and happy. Dude, relax. Oh, and people, if you can't get with a film on its own ground, please, shut up. You may well think the original ANGELS sucked, but if you start compaining about it on the grounds that you don't like the concept in the first place, then please, go away, never to return. Pole out.
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I avoided the first one like the plague in the theater, caught a little of it on HBO and realized exactly how fetid it was. A stupid, badly written, badly directed, badly acted tease for junior high school boys. What a worthless waste of film. Anyone getting off on this shit should just go rent a Kobe Tai flick and at least get some damned satisfaction out of it.
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Wow, he's got a girlfriend. And she dresses up for him. And he dated chicks before he was 22. He is SOOOOOO cool. I hope he emails me so I can hang with him and learn all his suave moves with the ladies. Of course, it'd be a real shock to find out he's actually a fat fourteen year old who's only sexual outlet is spanking off while rummaging through his older sister's underwear drawer. That'd be a shocker!
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Y'know, I loved Charlie's Angels and ain't ashamed to admit it. That being said, those pics of Lucy Liu getting freaky with a lasso look pretty cool...(I never wanted to be a steer so badly in my life, heh, heh, heh)
Bash it all you want, folks, you KNOW it's gonna make major box office, because people like cinematic junk food. Triple X (or XXX if you prefer) was the number one movie at the box office for two weeks, so that proves my point. Also, liking cinematic junk food does not make one unintelligent. Remember, there's no law that says you can't appreciate filet mignon and also dig on a Double Whopper with Cheese! What am I talking about? Just this: I also saw Road to Perdition this year, and until I see something better, (which I might), I'd say Tom Hanks is in the running for a third trophy for best actor.
Have a nice day!
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Um...did I miss something here? Or are you indeed so pathetically poor off in the partnership sweepstakes that even the merest mention of someone's girlfriend sends you into accusatory fits of spastic envy? I was responding to some goofball who stated that Cameron Diaz butt in Underroos=child pornography. I reposnded to that blatantly idiotic take on things by using an example from my own life. I don't recall bragging about it, unless, again, you think that any mention of interaction with the opposite sex is somehow "bragging." There are those of us who have made peace with the fact that we have a sex drive, and discuss this kind of thing without our dicks in our hands. Try it sometime, you'll like it. With all due respect, seriously, I can't imagine that you are anything but a 30 year old virgin. What other possible reason could there be for you getting so worked up about someone mentioning in passing that they've had sex before? Jeez, dude, not everyone is so unfamiliar with male/female interaction that they can't talk about it without feeling like their holding it over someone's head. Obviously, I made a mistake in assuming that this site wasn't populated exclusively by Chee-Toh addicts who have never touched a girl. Thanks to you, I will never make that mistake again. Lighten up.
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Man, you said it. I couldn't agree more, except on the Angelina Jolie issue. She's not really curvy. It's an illusion created by her (too) full lips and clever posing/ camera work/ body doubling. I'll concede that she's got medium-to-largish breasts, but so do alot of girls. She's got a flat, square-shaped ass and toothpick legs. Those scrawny calves of hers make her look silly in those huge man-boots of the Lara Croft costume, although with the boob-pads she does look like the Lara Croft from the game, who is always rendered with toothpick lanky-shanks in giant man-boots (not sexy). But hey, why am I complaining, if that's what you guys like? What do I like? The type of girls in Frank Frazetta paintings...bring on the ghetto booty, OW!!
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girlfriend dressed as a catholic schoolgirl ... actually, that kind of does sound a little...aw hell, i still think i'm right about the pedophelia thing (however you spell it) ..... we're being marketed girls younger and younger all the time - i agree it was also a way to make her look innocent-sexy or something less subversive, but scenes like that work on a couple of levels..........or maybe i'm just stoned.......
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I have never felt so insulted by a movie as I did during CA1, I do not hold out much hope for CA2 except it will probably make even less sense.
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Well, the pedophile thing gets a pretty violent reaction from me...I have a 3 year old Goddaughter and a small handful of kids I babysit somewhat regularly, just 'cause I always find the 8 and under set to be friggin' hysterical. Even saying the word "pedophile" near me will raise the hairs on the back of my neck. I think the Cameron-in-Underroos scene is there to show her as, for lack of a better term, a hot nerd. "Hot nerd" is light years away from "little girl," especially in this context. And if you think about it, what about the "waif" look? I know a woman who has literally been mistaken for a little boy a few times (granted, a very, very feminine little boy, but you get the point.) According to this logic, since she has been mistaken for underage male, is this woman doomed to relationships with homosexual pedophiles for the rest of her life? You do have a point that sexuality is being pushed at younger and younger ages, but IMHO this is a horrible example. It's the same problem inherent with political correctness: you start with a concept that no sane human being is going to argue with, and you end up calling men pedophiles for looking at Cameron Diaz's ass. So far as the Schoolgirl outfit thing, one thing to keep in mind is that most (or all) men find this attractive because it reminds them of when they first discovered sexuality, when girls that wore that kind of thing weren't "jailbait," but our peers. So that outfit becomes sexy in and of itself, utterly independent of the age of the person wearing it. Well, not quite independent: I have a thing for that look, but frankly, dating anyone that much younger than me, legal or no, is more than a little repulsive. And even that, icky as it may be, is still quite a ways from what 99.9% of people think of when they think of pedophelia. So, yeah, you have a point, but great googly moogly man, be careful where you point that thing. The Diaz scene was a big standout for me (ahem,) and while that probably wasn't your intention, you basically accused me of being a pedophile because of it. That will, forever and always, get an extremely nasty, if not outright violent, reaction from yours truly.
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Aug 22, 2002 1:03:19 PM CDT
Colombian: good point, but holding up Jolie as an example of ho
by minderbinder
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I saw Drew in a cowboy costume in this western movie called "Bad Girls". That costume didn't look anything like this one. It made her look really sexy. On the subect of Charlie's Angels; the wire work was weird looking, but the movie was ok. Lucy Lu's fighting was great.
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You guys are missing the point of the movie. Did you ever know the show to be "informative and educational" ???? PLEASE...you are making my butt hurt. The point is nothing more than CHEESE and that is exactly what these movies deliver.....mindless entertainment. I have it on DVD and watch it when I get tired of thinking too muchn (well that and I have the hots for Lucy Lu).....so BACK OFF!!
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