May 19, 2002, 10:50 p.m. CST
I Hope Bam's Dad makes an appearance and get sthe snot kicked outta him by someone. Spidey Rules your face.
May 19, 2002, 10:53 p.m. CST
This movie will knock the fuck out of AoTC and Spider-man!!! Finnaly real pain on the silver screen!!! Can't wait till it comes out.
May 19, 2002, 10:56 p.m. CST
You can put me in the 'supporters' column. Jackass is funny as hell, can't wait for this.
May 19, 2002, 10:59 p.m. CST
by Cincy Vigilante
It was a funny show but is a movie really necessary? The next thing you know there will be a Croc Hunter movie.
May 19, 2002, 11:02 p.m. CST
there is a fucking croc hunter movie. come out of that cave and go to movies
May 19, 2002, 11:04 p.m. CST
by Det. John Kimble
Yeeehaw! Hopefully there'll be a lot more Minutemen on the soundtrack. And I want to see the return of the Loop of Death
May 19, 2002, 11:07 p.m. CST
by JTHM fan
does this thing have a plot or is it just a bunch of random footage? also didth they cancel the show? And how can it be rated R the only thing would be language so whats the deal? whatever doesnt matter I guess.
May 19, 2002, 11:38 p.m. CST
by Cap'n Chaos!
If anything, Jackass has one of the best themes of any TV show ever. Personally, I think the show is sheer brilliance. At the height of reality TV where people are doing horrible horrible things for money, here comes a group of guys that do horrible things to themselves and each other just for the sheer joy of it. Love it! Yes, the show is cancelled. Knoxville decided that he didn't want to do it anymore, instead going with a film and a few specials for MTV. It's a shame since it's the only good thing on the former music channel, but that's how it goes. I'll be first in line for this movie. When does it open?
May 19, 2002, 11:50 p.m. CST
'Cause if they're staged, really, what's the point of the movie? But if they're real, wouldn't most of the budget be for the insurance? Also, is the TV show available in Canada yet?
May 20, 2002, 12:13 a.m. CST
May 20, 2002, 12:16 a.m. CST
Jackass was the one program worth watching on a channel known spewing the most mindless garbage in the history of television. Jackass was a rare example of reality tv that was actually entertaining. Take a look at Road Rules or Real World to see just how easily the rest of the network (not to mention reality television) has digressed into awful, mind-numbing, idiots-watching-idiots undrama.
May 20, 2002, 1:43 a.m. CST
by Bari Umenema
And yes I've seen this stupid shitass show and it's trash. Garbage. A waste of time to watch and a waste of money for MTV to sponsor. Johnny Knoxville is a scumbag. A no talent asshole loser. Why should anybody give him even more money to continue his bullshit shtick? He won't get my money that's for damn sure.
May 20, 2002, 1:48 a.m. CST
Oh well, if you don't like Jackass because its "frat-guy Humor" that appeals to "the lowest common denominator", than pop in your DVD of Ghost World and go away. I personally can't wait for this movie. Has anybody else seen the Steve-o DVD, "Don't try this at home"?
May 20, 2002, 2:10 a.m. CST
Why is it wrong to enjoy real pain? Everybody likes fake pain, and that's a fact. I'm just waiting for death sports to catch on (and you KNOW it's gonna happen someday).
May 20, 2002, 2:12 a.m. CST
Q: When does one stop putting oneself into dangerous and painful situations for the sake of entertainment and private amusement? A: When one has become a millionaire popstar and can do other things to get one's kicks. By the way, the stunts are cool, but my favorite part of "Jackass" is the pranks. Did you see when the carpet cleaner had to clean a blood stain out while a naked Knoxville kept yelling from another room to get rid of the guy?
May 20, 2002, 2:19 a.m. CST
by drew mcweeny
They hooked me with the one where they had someone nude and bound in the trunk of a car who would hop out and "escape" while the driver stopped to ask for directions. Watching the reactions of the poor innocent bystanders was the first time I really lost it laughing. That and the COOL HAND LUKE-inspired eggnog drinking contest. Lord, god...
May 20, 2002, 2:29 a.m. CST
put all the funny pranks, (like one of my personal favorites, when knoxville put a dildo in his pants so it looked like he had an erection, and went to the gym to work out) in the first half of the movie. and then put all the clips involving 'Port-o-Potties,' and flipping them upside down, at the end. that way i can just leave after the first half and still be able to grab a bite after the movie and keep it down.
May 20, 2002, 2:42 a.m. CST
Gumball was where it's at. Fucking hilarious. And whilst we're on the comedy theme - where the fuck is Run Ronnie Run?
May 20, 2002, 3:32 a.m. CST
by Louis P.
I don't like Jackass. I'm usally up for assinine comedy but Jackass just revolts me. South Park, Howard Stern, Kevin Smith- comedy I all love full-heartedly. Then I watch Jackass and think to myself, "How can people watch this stuff?" The quote couldn't be more fitting because it's just do fucking true. Sometimes what you find funny is just unexplainable.
May 20, 2002, 6:05 a.m. CST
Me and my girlfiend watch Jackass every time it airs. Back to back episodes up here in Iceland. We are not fratboys. It is a funny funny show. Knoxvilles a sexy guy even when getting a colonic in a Santa suit.
May 20, 2002, 7:59 a.m. CST
God help us.
May 20, 2002, 8:43 a.m. CST
chris pontius dancing is the funniest thing i have ever seen, and the rest of the guys are just pure genius'. if you don't like it, DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES.
May 20, 2002, 10:03 p.m. CST
Finally got sick of bugging people on the 'Survivor' board and jumped over here, huh? Good god, man, get a shrink.
May 20, 2002, 10:20 p.m. CST
JACKASS works some of the time. It is obviously a knockoff of that old European TV show that was repackaged as a series of inexpensive videos for the American market several years ago (I own a complete set). Which in turn was a copy of CANDID CAMERA, only with pain and suffering and mucho indignities added. And that show worked only intermittently as well. A movie version of JACKASS? I don't think so, but you never know. What would they do for a plot? I guess Johnny Knoxville could play an incredibly clumsy superhero who keeps getting blown up, sodomized, kicked in the nuts and incinerated. Not to mention held under water and immersed in mud.
May 21, 2002, 1:10 a.m. CST
The movie version of "Jackass" won't actually be a movie. It's just a bigger, better version of the show. There might be a theme, like the Gumball Rally episodes, but it will still be just a bunch of idiots with a camera. Oh, and Spike Jonze. I can't wait.
May 21, 2002, 3:38 a.m. CST
You people need to get a life and stop judging others by their OPINION. It's inevitable, though. It's what the talk-back is for, right?
May 21, 2002, 6:26 a.m. CST
that's what my dad is. he likes it more than i do. anything that reminds me of being a kid is good. although i do think making a movie out of it is pointless.
May 21, 2002, 9:15 p.m. CST
What's funny is watching people try to post HTML on this chatboard.
July 23, 2002, 11:21 a.m. CST
you dumb shits dont know anything. jackass is a toned down version of a few of the best movies in existence: CKY LANDSPEED, CKY2K, CKY3, BOOB, CRAP, and NUMBER TWO. there is band named cky all of their friends call themselves the cky crew. they made some great movies. then a guy name johnny knoxville who works for one of the best magazines in the world: BIG BROTHER got together and made some movies then all the guys got offere a buttload of money from mtv to do a show called jackass. then they learned that people get offended by when you make fun of things and say the word gay. so they had to stop doing funny things they all quit the show and are now doing a mtv special and a movie. then bam margera a professional skateboarder and a member of the cky crew is creating a movie called HAGGARD which will be in theatres. there is also a band called cky and they have a record coming september that is gonna take rock music and twist its balls off. so jackass is not a copy it is a preview for somethign alot better. and all you gay intellectuals need to get over yourself jackass is the opposite of maxim men. they just happen to like it. seriously do some fucking research. http://www.bamargera.com http://www.ckymusic.com