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Wanna Hook Up With AICN's Dr Sotha At CANNES' Plus INDY IV News/Rumor!

Folks, Harry here... Dr Sotha is literally the sexiest man alive... or at least the dust he can blow into your face will make you think so. I shared a room with Dr Sotha for just 3 nights, or was it longer. However long it was, my penis magically grew 2 additional inches just by spending time near the amazing witch doctor from South Africa... Dr Sotha. He has powers folks. Super Powers. Be in on his next incarceration!!! You Cannes do it if you give him a call. Meanwhile, his report about Indiana Jones 4 sets being erected in and around Morocco is getting weird. I've heard all sorts of stuff that things are moving forward quickly. However, official reports and some behind the scenes stuff saying that a script hasn't been written yet, only a story. The screenwriter involved hasn't been signed yet, so how could sets be being built? Why have members of the cast been notified? And a major stuntman hired? These are strange rumblings indeed...

Hey Harry,

Just a quick word that I'll be attending Cannes this year, and any AICN fan is welcome to contact me for a capuccino. My number is +44 7810428896. Pity you won't be attending this year. I'll have to wait till next year to maybe hook up again. Sorry about the lack of Africa-AICN reports in the last 2 weeks but I have been in Morocco where there is no internet connection to speak of. Will get back in the Africa-AICN swing of things this weekend. Some interesting news coming out of Morocco is that apparently Indiana Jones 4 sets are currently being erected. They want to go into production in July/August. Just rumours but they seem like they have some foundation in truth. Hope the tooth heals soon.

Later

DR.SOTHA

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  • May 15, 2002, 12:35 p.m. CST

    that means

    by talbuckin

    your dick is now 4 inches long? or is it 2 inches bigger wide?

  • would I be as embarrassing as Harry? Would I have foot-in-mouth disease as bad? Probably.

  • May 15, 2002, 7:54 p.m. CST

    So is Harry coming out?

    by jrcash

    Is this Dr. Sotha thing serious? And enough about INDY 4. Where's the info. on About Schmidt?

  • May 15, 2002, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Indy IV - what I really want

    by Spab

    is for this to be a World-War-II movie. There's a disturbing report on Dark Horizons that it's set in the 50's. Please let it not be so.

  • May 15, 2002, 11:25 p.m. CST

    (Best Shatner voice): Cannes! CANNNNEEEESSS!!!

    by Christopher3

    I always wanted to do that. They're scouting locations for Indy IV in Arizona as well. Looks like deserts again for Dr. Jones.

  • May 16, 2002, midnight CST

    Indy

    by Tokyo Joe

    Indv IV would be awfully silly if it WAS a 2nd World War movie. Unless the evil nazi's inflicted Dr. Jones with an ancient voodoo aging curse. Of course There's nowt wrong with Indy being old. It can't take much effort to crack a whip can it? But old Indy still in the war is just daft.