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Hey folks, Harry here... I'm off to New York to see if I can get into that Screening Of STAR WARS on Thursday at the Tribeca thingamagig... If you have an extra seat, drop me a line at Harry@AintItCool.Com!!! Yeah, I've seen it once... You didn't think that was enough did ya? Well, it ain't like I'm gonna be seeing this one soon! Here's Mysterio and a whole bunch of other folks all raving about SIGNS... sissafrassafrissafrasss....

Hey Harry, "Mysterio" here. Opting out of terrorizing the ‘Spider-man’ premiere in Westwood this past Monday night, I opted to instead set my sights on crashing another party – the first public screening of the latest M. Night Shymalan film, ‘SIGNS’. I wanted to see this film before too much word got out on it and spoiled the film, and with any test screening, it doesn’t take too long for that to happen as seen from previous reports that have been flooding the ‘net just hours after the screening. But fear not, this review won’t spoil it for you if you’ve already seen the trailers, which do a good job of doing what a trailer should do – and that’s to tease you, NOT tell you. So let’s get on with it shall we?

M. Night Shyamalan knows what scares us, especially those things that go bump in the night. These are the primal fears that have plagued our psyche since childhood - the shadows we see leering around corners, the strange noises coming from upstairs, and that monster that we’re convinced that hides either in the closet or underneath our beds.

These very same childhood fears that we once had as children are again brought to the surface in the latest offering from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan in the sci-fi, dramatic thriller, ‘SIGNS’.

Mel Gibson stars as Graham Hess, a recently widowed father of two, living on a small, rural farm in Bucks, County, just forty-five miles outside Philadelphia. When we first meet Graham, we quickly learn of his grief and pain in not fully being able to accept the death of his beloved wife who just six months prior was killed in a reckless auto accident. It’s also this same pain that torments his very soul and causes him to question his beliefs so much that he resigns his holy title as Father from his local church, and is adamant that no one address his as such.

His brother, Merrill (played by Joaquin Phoenix) soon moves into the family’s farmhouse to fill the void and help Graham cope with his loss while helping raise his two young children – son Morgan, and daughter Bo.

Its Graham’s two very children who, one morning, discover a mysterious crop circle just mere yards outside their doorstep. Confused and bewildered, Graham believes it to be some bizarre prank, possibly crafted and executed by the neighbor’s son and his friends, while Merrill suspects it was done by "nerds who don’t have girlfriends, and want to be famous."

But those theories are soon abolished as abnormal and unexplainable things begin to occur around them. Their two dogs suddenly become aggressive and hostile towards them, Bo complains that the tap water is contaminated and son Morgan begins to pick up a strange frequency from a baby monitor.

Graham too, soon begins to see and hear the sounds of shadowy, obscured figures moving around in the dark and rustling amongst the corn stalks in his field. Shoeless Joe Jackson it ain’t and this is no field of dreams for Graham.

As the mystery of the crop circles are revealed, the threat soon increases, leaving Graham and his family trapped within their home all the while forcing them to protect and defend themselves from the mysterious, looming threat that surrounds their home outside.

If this review feels like I’m leaving quite a bit out, it’s because I am. There’s something about going into this movie cold - meaning the less you know about it, the better off your viewing experience will be. Not to say that the film has any big twist ending like ‘The Sixth Sense’ or ‘Unbreakable’, because thankfully it doesn’t. Shymalan instead does away with the gimmick, smartly saving himself from quickly becoming a one-trick-pony, and focuses more on the story and characters as in helping bring his script to the screen.

The cast is excellent all round. Gibson turns in another great performance as the emotionally pained Graham, and is wonderfully supported by Phoenix who helps add humor and believably to the family unit in peril. The two children, both Morgan and Bo (played by Rory Culkin and Abigail Breslin) shine in their roles and are a precious find. Culkin infuses both innocence and intelligence in Morgan and shows great promise as a child actor in the same way that Haley Joel Osment did in ‘The Sixth Sense’. And Breslin as "Bo" is about as adorable as they come playing the youngest Hess family member. Not unlike Spielberg before him, Shymalan shows real strength as a director in getting the best possible performances out of his child actors.

Shymalan also knows how direct suspense and after his past two previous efforts, comes full circle in completing his "Philadelphia trilogy". He plays on your fears, and opts to show you less, which ultimately gives you more. But that doesn’t mean he cops out by not showing you anything. This is by far scarier and creepier than ‘The Sixth Sense’ and makes for a perfect date movie. Cinematographer, Tak Fujimoto makes great use of shadow and light, adding to the suspense, as does the sound design, which plays an integral part in the film as well. Not since Robert Wise’s ‘The Haunting’ has such use of sound and shadows been so effective in scaring it’s audience out of their seat, including this reviewer who’s not so easily manipulated by today’s conventional Hollywood horror/suspense-thrillers.

‘Signs’ is a well-crafted thriller that Hollywood hasn’t seen in years, delivering on all the thrills and chills it promises and more. This is one of the year’s best films, one not to be missed. Look for ‘Signs’ everywhere near you this August 2nd.

-Mysterio

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Next is the ejaculatory SOULPATCH...

Hey Harry,

I just saw M.Night's film SIGNS on Monday in Marina Del Ray. WOW, what a movie. Better than sixth sense, better than unbreakable. This guy keeps getting better and better. He is a master storyteller. His talent for creating characters, his ability to bring up small facts in the movie and turn them into very important moments is unsurpassed. M.Night has this uncanny ability to create characters that you root for until the bitter end. You feel for Graham Hess(Mel Gibson), you want to see Merrill Hess kick ass, you can't help but just smile when you see that adorable little girl. You can't take one bit of information for granted, it all means something. The trailer or the teasers can't do this movie justice. Is this movie about aliens? Is this movie about crop circles? You are just going to have to wait to see what it is really about. I can say the movie was very funny. I was so surprised how much the audience laughed. The movie was scary, there were many moments when people jumped out of their seats.The introduction of the final scene kicked ass. People just freaked out. The movie was suspenseful, thought provoking.I wouldn't have expect anything less from my man M.Night. After the viewing, my friends and I talked about the film for awhile, so many layers, so many hidden meanings. This viewing was such a treat.

As if the movie wasn't good enough, afterwards we also got to see Michael Eisner and M.Night. They were both outside the theater milling about. They were both smiling from ear to ear, obviously the overwhelming positive feedback from the audience pleased them greatly.. When you can move a group of people to cry,laugh and scream you have a winner and that is what Disney has, a real winner.

Oh by the way, there was nothing wrong with M.Night appearing in the film. Granted, this is the biggest part he has given himself in one of his movies but I think he did a good job. His departing line got a good laugh and then a "holy shit" whisper from the audience. It was a first for me to hear cheers go up when a director appeared on screen. It made me smile. It took nothing away from the film. It is a well crafted movie with likeable characters and a gripping story.

what a major ass kicking summer this is going to be. oh the glory of it all

call me SOULPATCH

Next up is Rollo Tomasi's which has some minor spoilers...

SIGNS REVIEW

I saw the screening of Signs last night in Marina Del Ray. I am a big fan of M. Night's previous two films, especially Unbreakable, which I think is absolutely incredible. I have to say that among his three blockbusters, Signs is probably the weakest. That's not to say that it isn't an excellent thriller, but it just doesn't compare to The Sixth Sense or Unbreakable in the end. My initial reaction was that the movie was great, but the more I have thought about it, the more problems I have with the ending.

The movie opens great, just as all of Night's films do, with Mel Gibson discovering crop circles on his farm. The movie slowly reveals who put them there and why. The story focuses on Gibson and his family dealing with an invasion. It is War of the Worlds played out in one home, and it plays great. This whole story plays out beautifully- I love the way Night paces his films. I know some people will think this movie moves too slow, just like they said about Unbreakable. But I feel that the pacing in his films is absolutely perfect- he is slowly building suspense.

The movie is absolutely terrifying. I was literally on the edge of my seat throughout the last hour or so of the movie. There are a few scares throughout the film that made me, and the rest of the packed audience jump out of our seats, screaming and laughing. The movie is also very, very funny, and the comedy feels very organic to the situation. The acting is superb by all involved, especially by Jouaqui Phoenix, who was absolutely hilarious.

The problem with the film is that Mel Gibson plays a pastor who has lost his faith in god- this is maybe Mel's finest performance, but this crisis in faith leads to an ending that many people will have problems with. The ending of Signs is not a twist like Night's first two films, which is a welcome change. The problem is that the ending is kind of weak, and pretty contrived. It all becomes about Mel regaining his faith- and that is where it becomes weak. The ending is not terrible, but it also will make a lot of people dislike the movie.

Overall, this is a movie that I highly recommend. The last ten minutes were the only point where I had problems with the film, but other than that Signs is quite a ride. It's something to look forward to at the end of the summer. It is more proof that Night is an incredible young filmmaker, quickly developing into one of the great storytellers. I think in a lot of ways he is the next Spielberg.

I talked to Night after the screening, and I asked him if he would ever do an Unbreakable 2- he just shook his head and said, "I don't think so." I was disappointed- I think Unbreakable was made to have a sequel. But I guess he just wants to make original material throughout his career- I guess that is why he dropped out of writing Indy 4.

Call me Rollo Tomassi.

Next we have an excellent spoiler free review from The Guy Who Cannot Get Out Of Going To Detroit For A Wedding!!!

Ok, I've never sent a report in before, but I thought for once I really have something to add to the discussion. It might be wordy, so feel free to cut out the extraneous stuff. I saw the screening last night of Signs at the Marina Del Rey Loews (a truly ugly theatre). I, of course, had high expectations from this film and must say that the film exceeded them. I once heard that if a film can truly elicit an emotion from an audience, it will be a hit. Well this film delivers on three levels.

1. It's funny. Very funny. Funnier than Austin Powers 3, Scary Movie 3, and Men in Black 2 could possibly be. With the exception of a couple really jokey parts, the humor is based on the severity of the situation and really helps the audience relate to what's going on. Ok, that sounds too dry. But so many things work so great. The daughter's inability to finish a glass of water, Joaquin Phoenix's tv-in-the-closet hideaway, Mel Gibson's inability to comfortably curse, and of course when the bookstore owner shouts, "13" at the top of his lungs when a cola commercial comes on. These are just scratching the surface of the great humor this movie contains.

2. It's scary. Very scary. Not loud noises and endless false suprises startling, but truly unsettling. Your skin crawls more from what is implied than what is shown. The creepiest, going-to-make-me-an-adult-spend-hours-wide-awake moment doesn't even involve the characters in the film. It's a video clip shown on the news in the film that is truly disturbing. There is little gore in the film and less true violence. But it's scary nonetheless, and will make many a child and adult look out their window on a dark night with trepedation and has sworn me off baby monitors forever.

3. It's touching. Ultimately, this is a film about a family that stays together despite all of their problems and the fact that the end of the world may or may not be nigh. It's about a minor league pitcher who's dreams were crushed and has no clue what to do with his life now. It's about a Reverend who has disappointed a town and his own family when his wife's death shatters his faith - not only in God but himself. It's about a family learning to trust each other again when after the person they rely on the most - the mother - has disappeared. That's what this movie is about, the rest is just a backdrop.

A few caveats.

1. Don't expect a twist. There may or may not be one. Frankly it doesn't matter. This is not a movie about changing the audience's point of view like in Sixth Sense or Frailty. Go in with no expectations other than a great, touching, funny, scary film and you will be fine.

2. M. Night didn't just give himself a cameo in this film. He gave himself a meaty, important role with a monologue that most SAG-carrying thespians would kill for (onscreen time with Gibson only sweetens the appeal). I appreciate that he gives himself the most unglamorous role again, but really, a character actor would have knocked it out of the park - M. Night just is ok. It is the largest role a non-actor director has given himself outside of a Kevin Smith movie, and I can't figure out why. But avoid laughing or razzing when you see him. His line are VERY important.

3. Cherry Jones - I've never seen her before that I can recall, but she really makes her role something special. M. Night could have cast a well known actress in this role of the friendly cop who is investigating the crop circles. But in Cherry Jones he picked the perfect person. Warm, yet very funny. Her scene where she is trying to interrogate Mel and Joaquin despite the fact that they have no idea what they saw is hilarious. The best female cop since a couple of guys named Coen wrote and directed one of their wives to an Oscar.

4. M. Night is one of the best directors of child talent ever. Rory Culkin - do they grow Culkins on a farm somewhere? Time will tell if he is as good as Keiran, but he is very strong as a young boy hungry for information about aliens, slowed by asthma and convinced that tinfoil will prevent the aliens from reading his mind. And the girl, the only performance that comes to mind for a young girl this good is Drew Barrymore in ET. You've heard her great line in the trailer - They are all this great. Most adult actors cannot deadpan lines this well.

5. I was stunned to find out Mark Ruffalo dropped out of this movie. He was the only actor I could think of who could play Joaquin's role better than Joaquin could. The character calls for a screw-up who make's good. It would have been type casting after "You Can Count on Me," but Ruffalo would have knocked this out of the park (serious pun intended once you've seen the movie). Joaquin is very funny in this film and the moment where he confronts Mel Gibson near the end about his lack of faith is one of the movie's best. But he's simply too young to play the brother of Mel Gibson. For the first third of the movie, most people will think that he is Mel's son. It's jarring and pulls you out of the movie.

6. Mel Gibson has never looked so short in a movie to me. And I think it's great. He plays a man beaten down by life and this little visual addition really completes the picture.

Well thats more than enough to say about the movie without giving it away. It aches that I have to wait 2 months before this film comes out to see it again. I'm just glad that I brough enough friends with me so I can talk about this film with them. Avoid the trailers, avoid the reviews, avoid the snippets of film on the Byron Allen show, even if it's the only thing on. Watch this film with an open mind, and you are sure to have one of the best film experiences this year.

I can't think of a fake name so just call me...

"The Guy Who Cannot Get out of Going to Detroit for A Wedding"

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  • May 1, 2002, 5:32 a.m. CST

    The signs look good for this film

    by McBane

    Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

  • May 1, 2002, 5:45 a.m. CST

    Proper Talent!

    by wmorris99

    It's a relief, just when things get drecky on the screens out comes some real talent and shows the rest of the paycheck whores how to make a film that understands it's audience and takes us on a journey rather than a ride. At least I hope that's what'll happen, but I'm not too worried I've got faith in M Night. Shame about him not showing interest in Unbreakable 2, that would be a seriously cool film, but props to him for aiming for originality.

  • May 1, 2002, 5:56 a.m. CST

    i'm getting so excited about this movie every minute!!

    by keisereela

    From the time they released the poster. Yeah, that's right... from that time. Well, like I mentioned I'm a big Shyamalan fan and this movie's looking like another winner.

  • May 1, 2002, 6:05 a.m. CST

    Good lord McBane...

    by CrapHole

    resist next time :)

  • May 1, 2002, 6:17 a.m. CST

    Can anyone recommend any good sites to check out some stills fro

    by jonnyflorida

  • May 1, 2002, 6:36 a.m. CST

    Speaking of Shyamalan being the next Spielberg, two words: Night

    by Marty McSuperfly

    I adore M Night and have always said he has the talent to be the next Spielberg. All his films have that Spielber- gian quality if you ask me. Then I remembered this... After Close Encounters Spielberg was developing a sci-fi horror film at Columbia Pictures entitled NIGHT SKIES. Rick Baker was working on creating a band of evil aliens who would besiege a family and their farm house in a film scripted by John Sayles and Ron Cobb. After developing the movie's screenplay, storyboards and extremely am- bitious alien effects, the film was dropped due to bud- getary concerns, but more so, story concerns, as Spielberg's original vision of the aliens changed: Spielberg said at the time:

  • May 1, 2002, 7:06 a.m. CST

    TO Marty McSuperfly

    by t-squared

    Yes, the Night Skies story is familiar, but themes and stories are often repeated and used multiple times by even Hollywood's best directors (Holocaust drama, WWII ARMY drama ring a bell?). M. Night is one smart cookie, so I wouldn't be surprised if he took this story from the Night Skies project and transformed it into his own piece of art. Maybe he didn't. I'm a big film fan and have never heard of the aforementioned Speilberg concept. I just hope M. Night does something really different from thrillers with his next go-around.

  • May 1, 2002, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Cameo

    by DannyOcean01

    What an ego this guy must have. Why lessen the impact of something simply to give yourself an ego boost. It's pathetic. And christ stop kissing his ass, he'll start believing he really is a God. Sixth Sense had an obvious twist and Unbreakable had a pathetic fart of an ending. This looks more and more like X-Files 2

  • May 1, 2002, 7:32 a.m. CST

    this movie is looking awesome!!! I just caught another review he

    by johanna_kurt

    http://66.197.136.213/MovieReviews/SignsLee.html

  • May 1, 2002, 7:34 a.m. CST

    this movie is looking awesome!!! I just caught another review he

    by johanna_kurt

    http://66.197.136.213/MovieReviews/SignsLee.html And oh yeah, it's ok to be jealous of M. Night Shyamalan. He's accomplished so much more in his short carrer than you can ever achieve in your whole life. That thought does incite jealousy.

  • May 1, 2002, 7:41 a.m. CST

    To T-Squared

    by Marty McSuperfly

    I totally agree with you. I wasn

  • May 1, 2002, 8:01 a.m. CST

    You know what scares me???

    by MentallyMariah

    trying to pronounce the words..M. Night Shyamalan Honey, now that is truly terryfying...

  • Alakina Mann's in The Others, Mr Wedding in Detroit Person. As a matter of fact I'd say that's the best performance by a child ever -- after Shirley Temple obviously. Heehee.

  • May 1, 2002, 8:47 a.m. CST

    On second thoughts...

    by Judo John

    They do come better than Alakina Mann in The Others. The standard child actors' performances should be judged by is of course Victoire Thivisol's as the eponymous heroine of Ponette. Who would've believed five-year-olds could express so much angst, denial, and hope as that little girl? Must see that movie again.

  • Great line from the trailer, saw it on Sunday night. It's about as classic as the kid's line from The Monster Squad..."Creature stole my twinkee." or "Mummy came in my house."

  • May 1, 2002, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Dude, that little girl's performance in PONETTE was mindblow

    by lostoptimist

    Not one self-conscious moment the entire time she was on screen and she was on screen the entire time. Acting just doesn't get any better than that, child or adult. As for the M Night idolatry and Spielbergian comparisons...hold your tongue--At least for the time being. The guy has made four features so far: One was an utter familiar and two of them depended almost entirely on a "twist" ending for their popularity/success. Seriously, when talking about "Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable" does anyone ever talk about anything except for the ending? Nobody ever talks about how good the movie was, just "What a cool ending!" So, yeah, believe me, I'm more than a little comforted to hear that "Signs" doesn't rely on the gimmick (I'm still pretty much in the dark about the movie, though, having just scanned briefly over the reviews for general opinions on overall quality) but I did notice more than one person seems to think

  • May 1, 2002, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Um, guys, I hate to ruin the mood...

    by ebon

    ...but I did the frame-by-frame at the end of the trailer, and I think that's one of Mel's dogs' legs. (And in the next scene a cat jumps out of the cupboard!)

  • May 1, 2002, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Sounds wonderful!

    by viola123

    Can't wait to see this and it's awful because I want to read these reviews thoroughly but I can't for fear that it'll spoil something for my viewing experience. M. Night makes us crazy like that. Anyway, all I need to know really is Mel, Jaoquin, crop circles, aliens, and M. Night!!

  • May 1, 2002, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Cherry Jones don't do movies!

    by Christopher3

    She does Theatre. Okay, one: "Perfect Storm."

  • May 1, 2002, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Love the M Night-man

    by Wonder Man

    For mine, M. Night Shyamalan is one of the World's 10 best directors under the age of 40. His style is subtle, entrancing and unique. His method of taking his time, holding on shots of emotional import and gradually letting you in on his stories' little secrets is brilliant, and so atypical for '90s cinema (obsessed as '90s cinema is with shooting everything from 87 different angles at 44 cuts per second to a thumping rock score while everything explodes). I must also stress, contrary to some posters' opinions, that The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were terrific films from beginning to end - the shocker endings wouldn't have packed nearly enough punch if we hadn't been thoroughly seduced by the 95 minutes that preceeded it. (Bad movies with good punchlines don't work: watch the original Ocean's Eleven as one of many examples.) Additionally, Shyamalan knows that we live in a culture of hype, where everyone is just dying to tell you what a brilliant fucking movie they have on their hands, except he both acknowledges and combats this by telling us nothing. He knows that when we slap down our hard-earned cash for 120 minutes in the dark, we want to be moved, chilled, surprised... but most of all: we want to experience. We don't want to know what happens before it unfolds. More filmmakers (and studios) should take note. MNS respects his audience - and for that, and that alone, I respect him.

  • May 1, 2002, 11:29 a.m. CST

    That's FUBAR

    by Wonder Man

    Just saw the trailer for XXX... and realised that it reflected all the obsessions of 90s/00s cinema that I mentioned in my "Love the M Night-man" post. Just a complete sound 'n fury clusterfuck - but you know what? It'll gross $150 mil without breaking a sweat. Films like XXX make me love guys like Shyamalan even more. 7MB out.

  • May 1, 2002, 11:56 a.m. CST

    "Don't expect a twist, there may or may not be one"? What t

    by Critical Bill

  • May 1, 2002, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Wow...only three more months

    by MrCere

    The chances of me not having this film ruined because some yahoo decides to give it all away is slim indeed. THis is too bad. M Knight is a cool name.

  • May 1, 2002, 1:37 p.m. CST

    ebon, and other thoughts

    by PattyOGreen

    Dude, I don't care if it is a dog's leg. And if M. Night uses the cat scare, I love him even more! Ohhh... great throwbacks to awesome 80s horror (before it became watered down cynical teeny-bopper bullshit in the 90s) if that is so, along with the "dropping of the flashlight so it goes out and tension as they slowly pick it up soon followed by a jump scare" move. Man... this dude is going to be my hero if this goes like I think it's going to. I so can't wait.

  • May 1, 2002, 1:46 p.m. CST

    M. Night and the broken man.

    by Radagast T Brown

    I really like Shyamalan's movies -- good old-fashioned filmic storytelling, and who cares if he likes gimmicks or twists? That's what makes it fun to sit through a suspense movie. But I sort of hope he moves away from his "broken man" hero archetype. Bruce Willis is supernaturally estranged in "The Sixth Sense" and deeply depressed over not realizing his full potential in "Unbreakable." Now Mel Gibson -- shot in the same kind of figure-diminishing light used in the two previous Shyamalan films -- is coping with loss of love and faith. I like the device, but I do want to see Night expand his toolkit of characters. --- P.S. Cherry Jones played the administrator of the Federal Theater Project in "Cradle Will Rock," and she was cool and savvy in that too.

  • May 1, 2002, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Thingy in the Corn

    by ReputaTheBeuta

    Ebon:" I think that's one of Mel's dogs' legs"...Looks more like a deer's hind leg... Really thin and long. But, it could be a creepy alien foot too.

  • May 1, 2002, 2 p.m. CST

    Ingagi38

    by RampagingTroll

    No, no... not Gremlins, there's no theater full of aliens singing to Snow White, and I think these guys don't mind sunlight or water that much... heehee... I'd say, more like a combination of Field Of Dreams (don't want to mess with contesting that one) and the first Evil Dead. Yeahhhh...

  • May 1, 2002, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Kelly-Hopkinsville

    by TenderBranson

  • May 1, 2002, 2:57 p.m. CST

    I First Found Out About This Test Screening When I Woke Up In Be

    by Buzz Maverik

    They told me not to be afraid, but I don't recall any of them actually speaking, or their mouths moving. I wasn't so much scared by their pale skin, inverted teardrop heads or giant, souless black eyes as I was by the fact that they were in marketing. A blinding light appeared at my window and the next thing I knew, I was floating toward a glowing disc that did not seem mechanical. "We've hired a limo," the female told me (I'm assuming she was female because she sounded like Jennifer Tilly in my mind). The next thing I knew, I must have been in the theater lobby because I was surrounded by more marketing executives and held in place on a concession stand by a beam of light. I tried to order a family sized popcorn and bucket of Diet Coke, but the female said they needed a sperm sample. I only agreed because I'm such a big M. Night fan. I figured they'd give me a copy of PLAYBOY or something, but they did it all with this tube that...well, I won't bore you with details. It was a lot to do to see a movie, but I have to say that SIGNS is worth all the scoop marks on my skin, the probings, the burns, the implants and the hybrid children.

  • May 1, 2002, 4 p.m. CST

    When did M. Night say no to Unbreakable 2?

    by neovsmatrix

    I thought he was interested in going back to Unbreakable, possibly even after Signs. I hope he does, since I did read somewhere that he had ideas for a sequel already. And Unbreakable ruled. that movie was even better than the Sixth Sense. It's one of the few movies that gets better with every viewing. Signs looks like it's going to be awesome as well, though I doubt it'll be better than Unbreakable.

  • May 1, 2002, 4:24 p.m. CST

    alien fingers under the door!

    by eon flux

    During the latter part of the new trailer just a few frames after you hear joquin say "They are in the house" you can see alien fingers under the door as the family backs away,@#$%& I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE NOWWWWW

  • May 1, 2002, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Yeah, crop circles are "real".....

    by TechLord

    Those dragons that are intelligent and talk make them. Christ, there is a website devoted entirely to how fake they are and they even have footage of how they are done. Why do you think you never see them any more?

  • May 1, 2002, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Marty McSuperfly's post and why "Hannibal" is "ET2" in disqu

    by lostvegabrother

    Hey Marty! Gotta say like your call sign, it made me laugh. Interesting post! It reminded me of the synopsis they bandied around for "ET2", where bad aliens come to Earth and kidnap Elliot, ET has to save the day... Now wasn't "Hannibal" about bad guys coming & kidnapping Dr Lecter, Clarice has to save the day...?!?

  • May 1, 2002, 5:43 p.m. CST

    No, wait! Even better!!!

    by ebon

    It IS a deer leg- but it's a POSSESSED deer like the one on the cabin wall in E.D. 2!!! AIEE, the MADNESS! In all seriousness, I kid because I love. M. Night has yet to dissapoint me- even though I had my viewing of "The Sixth Sense" spoiled by an Entertainment Weekly review that gave away the whole damn thing, point blank. But, y'know, not like I wouldn't have figured it out beforehand anyway. -sniff- And, hey, if you've seen M.'s DVD extras, you know the man has been a born actor from the very beginning. Look out, Tarantino! Hungry eyes, they are a-watchin'! Anyway, in all honesty- can't wait. Go, M.- it's yer birthday.

  • May 1, 2002, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Five Reasons Why Shymalan is a Hack

    by DuckStar

    1)Unbreakable. A good twist ending didn't make up for the fact that even sam jackson couldn't keep the rest of the movie from being extremely boring. 2)1998's masterpiece "Wide Awake," There is a film that is such a "cult classic" that not even you Shymalan fan boys have seen it. 3)The Sixth Sense gave us Haley Osment, which subsequently gave us Pay it Forward. 4)Wrote "Stuart Little" the Movie, he wrote that? Geeze, what an acomplishment. 5)Is such an ego-maniac that he put himself in everyone of his "films" with the exception of the aformentioned 1998 classic "Wide Awake"

  • May 2, 2002, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Any aliens?

    by Messyjoe

    OK I can see that no one wants to give it away, but I want to see aliens. Haven't seen any good aliens in a while. Episode II will be the same old. MIB 2 might have better, but again there are rethreads. How about some good scary little gray guys? Please?

  • May 2, 2002, 12:59 a.m. CST

    I can't wait to see this movie!!

    by revam

    this is my no.1 most anticipated movie of summer... followed only by AOTC and Minority Report.

  • May 2, 2002, 5:52 a.m. CST

    this should be awesome!

    by villiee_marsha

    are crop circles real? are they aliens? are they hoaxes? ahhh!!!! I personally think its a hoax, I wanna see how the movie played with the idea. I can't wait!!!

  • May 2, 2002, 7:55 a.m. CST

    woo woo!

    by TheNarrator

    Can't wait!!!

  • May 2, 2002, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Wide Awake...

    by FlickChick

    Was a pretty good movie. Yes, I am an M. Knight fan who HAS seen that movie... Yeah, it was a family film, with a Christian message, that was rather preachy but it was done well. I am not so snobby and jaded that I only like films like Memento. It did the job it was supposed to and foreshadowed his future deliberate, meticulous story-telling, twist-endings. And again, he is REALLY good at pulling the best performances out of child actors. I agree with the poster who mentioned M. Knight's films' having a big lack of re-watchability, but DANGIT!, if they don't have a huge impact on the first viewing! Always as the movie audience departs the theater after checking out one of his films, there's always a buzz of *gasp* folks actually discussing elements of the films BESIDES special effects :-) Gotta luv that M. Knight.

  • May 2, 2002, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Pollack Cameos....

    by lostvegabrother

    ....Mr Walrus, unsure if Pollack has cameoed in his own films? "Tootsie" was one of his....

  • May 2, 2002, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Walrus

    by Bruiser

    M. Night's cameo in "The Sixth Sense" was that of the doctor, not the fiance. And Scorcese taking the role of the angry husband in "Taxi Driver" can be attributed to the fact that the actual actor who was supposed to play the angry husband never showed up.

  • May 2, 2002, 7:01 p.m. CST

    Harry, youre an a**hole if you get into that Ep 2 screening

    by BuckySwope

    Heres why: That Episode 2 screening at Tribeca is for either families who have lost loved ones because of the World Trade Center attacks or kids living below poverty. If you get an extra seat there, that means that some grieving family member or poor child will not be able to attend a movie that could at the very least put a little ray of sunshine in their lives and maybe a smile on their face. And, besides youve seen the movie already; wait like the rest of us for May 16th. So please, dont be a chump and still some poor kids seat. If you do, then you sir, are an asshole.

  • May 3, 2002, 4:14 a.m. CST

    Two words: Joaquin Phoenix

    by euphonium

    This is the reason I will see this film. Well, I probably would have seen it anyway (looks fantastic) but this is why I will DEFINETLY see this film. If he is funny then this may be his best stuff. Even in his most dramatic roles he has a slight comical slant. What an actor! He's also extremly good looking to say the least. And seeing we're talking about child actors, watch Parenthood and see how good he was as a kid as well. Why isn't his name before the credits? He is an oscar nominee and played the villain in one of the biggest movies of modern times but they don't put his name before the credits. My favorite actor!!!

  • May 3, 2002, 5:03 p.m. CST

    unseen screen shot

    by crazy666

    Satanism not aliens. Merril Hess is satan. I bet you wish u didn't just read that. They realy should be carefull who they let into test screenings.

  • May 3, 2002, 6 p.m. CST

    re: Joaquin Phoenix

    by liv

    Hey..I totally agree with Euphonium, "wacky" Phoenix ( as someone on this board so stupidly put it) is amazing in EVERYTHING he's ever been in. I like Night's work and I'm looking forward to seeing yet another superb performance by the beautiful, brilliant Mr. Phoenix.

  • May 3, 2002, 10:27 p.m. CST

    does the soundtrack

    by Crazy Fresh DJ

    feature Peter Andre's "Gimme a Little Sign"? that would truly be the most scary thing of all

  • May 4, 2002, 12:01 a.m. CST

    Night

    by Ribbons

    I definitely agree with Mysterio that Shamylan (sp?) can creep you out. Remember the janitor in 'Unbreakable?' "I like your house..." Brrr. Still gives me the shudders.

  • May 4, 2002, 7:50 p.m. CST

    monster squad

    by alexmac

    "is she a vergin?" that movie kicked ass. saw a new trailer for signs before frailty. even the trailer made me jump when mel is in the kitchen and the camera follows his hand as he checks under the pantry door with a knife.

  • May 4, 2002, 8:15 p.m. CST

    unbreakable 2

    by alexmac

    Does anyone else remember at the end of unbreakable when sammy glass is sitting at his desk and there are all those newspaper clippings on the wall of sole survivors from stuff like mud slides in mexico and airplane crashes? they could be more superheros (cannot suffocate, able to withstand fire) or at the least openings for other stories. rock on mortimer knight shamalamadingdong!!!