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Wanna see a really raunchy RULES OF ATTRACTION trailer that the MPAA would never let you see'
Harry here with Roger Avary's latest teaser trailer for RULES OF ATTRACTION. Now this isn't the trailer you'll be seeing in theaters... hell, we wish to god we all lived in a world where theater owners and communities realized that there are adults in this world and that there can be entertainment aimed at them, that should be advertised in a manner that is indicative of what they would be getting into. But that's crazy talk right? This trailer kicks testicles into pony tails... Enjoy...
Hey Harry,
Roger Avary has been kind enough to post the new teaser for his Rules of Attraction. This is one of the best fucking teasers I've ever seen. God bless Roger for figuring out a way, as a filmmaker, to circumvent the MPAA.
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........IIIT! I'm First!
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Dawson's Creek + Fight Club + American Pie = this movie.
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Now that's what I call a mind fucking movie!
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I've hated Avary's work thus far.
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Do not make the mistake of looking at that frame by frame.
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...how many more times are gonna have to hear that horrible cliche: "rule #1- there are no rules!!"
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A rip-off doesn't instantly make it worthy for comparison. BTW, finally saw BATTLEFIELD EARTH today. I think BATMAN AND ROBIN is still safe as the worst movie ever made, but BATTLEFIELD EARTH is a very close second. Mind you, it was most educational. I never knew that a 20th century nuclear device the size of a small keg could demolish an entire planet to dust.
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Sorry, it's just that no-body has done that one for a while.
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This trailer is pretty Fucked up. Van der Beer as a tough guy? And Is that guy with the Beard that Punk from American Pie?! No one's gonna beleive that little wank can grow facial hair. Oh yeah, and the first half of the trailer looks like Some Alterior reality, College/Sorority, Eyes Wide Shut. The only redeeming aspect on this whole Biznatch is that 1/2 a second clip of Shannon Sosamon or Shannon Soshamon or Shmannon Sosashon, or Sammy Sosathong, or Sheena ShimmyShong, or Shaucy Shishkabong. Whatever, that Girl from A Knight's Tale. Besides that, it looks pretty Dysfunctional, and I'd only see this if I was Really Drunk or Really Bored. And I don't drink.
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Mar 24, 2002 3:05:20 AM CST
Yeah yeah, boobs blood gun and that one kid...I'm going to s
by happywaffle
word.
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Mar 24, 2002 3:29:44 AM CST
I'm gonna go read "One Hundred Years of Solitude"...
by ambrose chappell
...and continue to be excited about this movie.
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So, about half way through this they show split second images. NASTY. I did make the mistake of looking at it frame by frame. Thank God I'm a virgin. I think.
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= Crackhead.
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I'm sure it will be a "kick in the testicles" indeed.
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can't get enough of that. The party scenes look like my days in college! Yeah!
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...is that no one talks about the Rules of Attraction! Oh wait, that was Fight Club. PS: I vote for more pubes on AICN, but not Harry's (sorry Harry). Chant with me now...bushbushbushbush...oh no, they're gonna think I'm chanting for the president.
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Huh? Harry is way-off here. The MPAA approves red-banded trailers which theatres can show to adult audiences. This would fall into that category and could then be shown. All of the major chains here in Chicago show red-banded trailers. Since there is an easy process for them to make it approved, could someone explain to me how the MPAA is "preventing" us from seeing this as Harry claims?
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It will be interesting to see if this movie differs from the book as much as "Less than Zero" did. Hopefully B.E.Ellis takes a little more interest in the film and makes it at least a LITTLE similar.
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that was pretty cool. They should stick it infront of "R" movies. Is Tara Ried in this? the only reason I'm asking is because I think I might have seen her eariler in it and that later on it might have been a full frontal nudity shot of her in a black mask. horray!
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How could he be, being the studios' plaything, and all? He's just starting the long, arduous pimping process of yet another average/bad movie to the "internet demographic". Ooh, look at this trailer! It's soooo anti-Establishment! It's forbidden fruit! The mean ol' MPAA would never let you see this bad boy! It is edgy and cool and I WILL TYPE ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS AND USE EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION TO DESCRIBE ITS GODLINESS!!!! This trailer redefines the genre of movie trailers and if you don't get a tingle in your genitals when you watch it you don't deserve to ever use your eyes again!!! God bless Roger Avary! His directing style is like a good jail-felch! Etc.
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Just a lot of quick cuts of what looks like a Skinemax movie. Boobies..oooo, daring.
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My guess would be the shots of penises with extremely advanced cases of venereal disease.
Not that noticeable but I was a little freaked when I was "rewinding" the trailer and it stopped right there....
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What is with this site and this stupid film. Did the filmmakers give Harry a free lunch?
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I desperately want to like this film but, from what I've seen so far, it's hard to see any substance whatsoever. Is this movie simply a continuation of the American Pie movies but with more gratuitous sex and violence? Is that supposed to be bold and original? I doubt the filmmakers' intent is this shallow so why are they generating such shallow, lowest-common-denominator trailers? SEX! VIOLENCE! DAWSON! SEE IT! Is that it? Can somebody who's read the script please fill in the blanks.
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Am I the only one who thinks this site promotes the theory of raunchy = quality? Granted, the Powers That Be have a tendency to block any kind of innovation, but it's gonna take more than the promise of nudity and lots four-letter words to get me to part with my hard-earned cash. I didn't see anything of interest in this trailer I can't already find in my Clockwork Orange or Natural Born Killers DVDs.
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Got the word this one will be broadcasted during tonites oscars. hahahahhaha.... and regarding "internet demographic": there is no such thing! Just good movies or bad movies. ROA seems to be in the first category. SWEPIIAOTC the latter one. DORKS
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I don't remember the book being anything like THIS.
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thomas ian nicholas and james van der beek and shannyn sossaman all trying to prove they can act... with Faye Dunaway. interesting. and as for the teaser, well, it really doesn't say much about the movie. it isn't bad, it isn't great. it's just THERE. i'll see this movie, of course, but i'm not holding my breath.
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I'm sorry. "Bring It On" and S5 of BtVS wasn't enough!!! MORE CLARE KRAMER!!!!
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Mar 24, 2002 2:22:04 PM CST
It;'s Oscar night and all through the house not a creature w
by fatal discharge
...not even Harry. Sure you were screwed big time on those phony leaked Oscar winners a few years back but get over it!! Why doesn't a site that concerns itself with film at least have one article on the possible winners before the big night? Sigh.
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...there are no rules!
No, but seriously, despite what looks like a healthy dose of inspiration from "Fight Club" in the visual style (or maybe that's just this trailer), this hopefully will rule. Ellis is, after all, one of my favorite authors.
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Mar 24, 2002 3:04:37 PM CST
re: "Do not make the mistake of looking at that frame by frame."
by jopapa
Too late :-/
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Mar 24, 2002 3:17:38 PM CST
I always root for a film that is intelligent and provocative but
by nflrefugee
is this it? Who the fuck knows? Tits, drugs and darkness don't always equal good. Envelope pushing, perhaps. But not always good. I hope it works, though. BTW I still don't get the fascination with Fight Club. The first hour or so was dead-on but it seriously melted down by the time it ended. What a let-down. It didn't have the balls to push further. I am serious. I know people think its the greatest film ever, I think its silly.
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What is it that they're trying to throw at us here? The highschool movies seemed to have graduated into adulthood judging from this movie. Or are they all the same? Anyways, this doesn't look all that shit hot, the gross venerial diseases were sick, like come on that was gross. lol The T&A was nice but like the one guy said, if Jessica Biel lets loose that would be nice. Otherwise whats so stellar about this? James Van Der Beek doesn't help it any thats for sure.
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First time writer, blah, blah. Trailer was FUCKED UP. I really want to see this as an antidote for all those shit 'Dawson's Shiite Creek, and any other American teen soap shit that America produces, (except for 'My So Called Life', as i have a thing for Claire Danes).
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Avary has ripped off Kubrick. The last shot in the trailer has a character with head bowed and eyes rolled up. Used in almost every Kubrick film. Kidman in EWS. Nicholson in The Shining, and McDowell in Clockwork Orange. Homage!??
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...but for God's sake, GET LAID! Thinking that trailers like this are the harbingers of great films is sad. Clear your head before writing, or at least read your copy and set it aside for a day, and then read it, before posting. This is getting embarrassing.
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Just had to back up what Chicagofilm (I hope I'm rembering the sn right?) said... Harry is just wrong here. The MPAA sure would approve this trailer... as a Red Band Trailer, that can only be shown with R rated films. I see em all the time here in LA, though usually at the art houses.
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If you are going to judge a movie by its trailer - you're not much of a critic...
And to say that he ripped off kubrick is lame - the word is homage.
I've read the script and its fucking tight. And to judge Avary on Killing Zoe, which was done way too long ago, is ridiculous. He's doing some great things here with an almost unadaptable script and crazy in camera techniques...
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I could've done without the smegmatic dilz... for real.
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if among the many emotions you feel while viewing this trailer, cool comes to mind.
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Mar 25, 2002 12:05:14 PM CST
The Trailer Was Hilarious...Went From Flaccid To MoistHappenings
by moisthappenings
people were naughty, really naughty without clothes on...somebody spilled baking soda and they didnt clean up, momma isnt going to be too happy about that...and it had pictures of ickies like the ones on my arse after my grandpa gave me anal warts...dawson, oh dawson, so freaking dreamy...
kate bosworth, you are such a ho, leave my man alone...dawson's mine! watch it, or i'll chew your left ovary out with my incissors!
i love you dawson...kisses and hugs,
foran high rules!!!
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While the subject matter of screwed-up, self-destructive college students is not really up my alley, it's a very well-written, dark, edgy script.
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Finally, somebody who knows what they really mean in Hollywood when they say "hommage."
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FRED SAVAGE
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*Yawn.*
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I see BAHAMUT-KUN is the chubby-chaser agent for this talkback thread. Every thread must have one to complain about the lack of overweight actresses. Some threads have many.
There are plenty of chubbies in the mall for you brave donut punchers! Leave the movies alone!
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Sorry folks but this looks pants
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This just looks stupid-
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MMM MMM Good Sex, Murder, Drugs what else do you need. I'm not looking for "high art" This looks fun
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Mar 27, 2002 6:13:44 PM CST
Where the fuck is the teaser? All it says is "media offline."
by lenny nero
Damn, man.
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