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Where are the FOREIGN - AICN Columns This Week'

Harry here... Upon returning from my L.A. book tour, I discovered that something tragic has gone down. Father Geek's master control system has suffered a pissed on sparkplug or something... but whatever the case maybe, he can't get his email right now, which means he can't edit any of his columns.... without editing those columns, we don't get to see them. To the Foriegn Editors, if you could resend those columns to me @ my email address, I can get those up for Father Geek. Let me know! Just a notification.

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  • March 22, 2002, 2:17 a.m. CST

    In the meantime, just read the talkbacks out loud in a funny acc

    by Darth TJ Mackey

    FRENCH AICN: "Zee Blade 2, eet eez lahk eating zee poosee!" Or create your own reviews from around the world by feeding AICN reviews through the translator at ; a fun variation is to translate your text into several different languages and then back to English (which usually will bear little resemblance to the original message).

  • March 22, 2002, 3:57 a.m. CST

    Damn, Darth TJ Mackey, that was fuckin' funny!

    by Cash Bailey

    Where do you guys come up with this shit? "Eet zee possee" indeed.

  • March 22, 2002, 6:13 a.m. CST

    Babelfish translations

    by rubycon

    Haha, that thing with babelfish was really funny. Here is a part of Harry's review of Episode II Attack of the clones. Translated from English to Portuguese then translated back to English again. "One complains of as a Hamill mark that it tows on going to the station of Toshi to start some converters of power. It has much anger in it. He's impulsive, the opposite, are of the control and murderer massive. Everytime I saw and Natalie together Portman, me wanted to say to it that to function, it fool flies. But I am not presumption to feel this way?" Ahh....words of wisdom.

  • March 22, 2002, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Fantastic Idea

    by Cruzi

    Harry's review of Blade II translated into German and back again... BLADE 2 is the tongue, the opening, the fingers and the lips of a loving. The public is clit. Monitor your public. This is, where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the public. It begins with long licks with a Wekzeugspritze impact on the joy key slowly. It smiles, while it does this. The public is clit!

  • March 22, 2002, 7:15 a.m. CST

    "You couldn't even get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel

    by king_tut

    it would have been better if Joel Silver had been crying and they had a sad song.

  • March 22, 2002, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Harry's Ep.II quote, Babelfished from English, to French, to

    by exit272

    Thus George has Lucas that swell released? did it wound our childhood? Was it converted more into only the salesman of the port of Flannelspielzeugs without heart or eye for storytelling more? It is that I was disappointed with such declaring that I want to cry, to cry my tariff in Boba fat content of original 12 and and to break, and on him in a itualisteabfuehren very with this more d

  • March 22, 2002, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Harry Here

    by Cruzi

    As for the Harry here... after returning from main traveling of my L.A., the fact that tragic something does was discovered as for me. The sparkplug or the pissed... it suffered with something, depending upon the control system of master of the Geek of the father but, as for those which perhaps when cannot obtain, now in that email of him or average without compiling those columns of him with anything, with that column which.... we who cannot be compiled do not obtain the fact that you look at those. If to the editor of the Foriegn, you can do again to send those columns of @ my E mail address to me, as for me it can obtain those because of the father Geek. Permit the fact that I am known! Exactly notification.

  • March 22, 2002, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Very Funny

    by Cruzi

    You are all such cunning linguists.

  • March 22, 2002, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Didn't miss them.

    by Squashua

    See subject.

  • March 22, 2002, 9:46 a.m. CST

    quote quiz

    by Buck Teeth Soh

    Here's my guesses: 2. They may take our lives, but they cannot take our FREEDOM! 3. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Can't get 1 though. Good game! Give us more..

  • March 22, 2002, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Quote 1---

    by RenoNevada2000

    Is the whole "You can't handle the truth!" exchange from a few good men...

  • March 22, 2002, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Quotes II

    by Buck Teeth Soh

    1. Begun, this clone war has. 2. I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next 3. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! *** Cool stuff. Try these: 1. You are not a little briefly more trooper for a storm 2. The largest trick the devil at all pulled convinced the world, which it not existing duck 3. They are transmitted a messenger, by the grocer's shop Crete gutters, around a calculation to collect

  • March 22, 2002, 7:33 p.m. CST


    by ChrisPC24

    Harry works for low in the relative one ribcage, in swindle in Moriarty and the rollbacks a beer.

  • March 22, 2002, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us.

    by ChrisPC24

  • March 22, 2002, 8:32 p.m. CST

    All your base

    by Cruzi

    toda su base es pertenece a nosotros. Ihre ganze Unterseite sind geh