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When And Where You Can See The Next STAR WARS EPISODE TWO Trailer'!'!'!
Hey folks... Harry here in London, England. Out my window I can see that big clock that Gorgo attacked, the downtown devastated by the evil turmoil of QUATERMASS AND THE PIT and earlier today I stopped by Moriarty's arch-enemy's pad at 221B Baker Street... He's gotten rich, has his own statue, and wants to work with me to show Moriarty up. Holmes claims that there could be a screening in England of the film that the trailer below is for... Is he just the damnbable liar that Moriarty always called him? Can he disguise me as a 12 year old British School Girl (a sexy one?)? We'll have to wait and see. Meanwhile I have received word from the great EL ZOIDO about this story that Entertainment Weekly is running about FOX debuting the next STAR WARS trailer... a 2 1/2 minute one filled with Jedi Fighting and Mace Windu showdown stuff. March 10th right after MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE and before X-FILES!!! Sounds cool. If Holmes drops the ball, I'll be glued to my tv.
Hello Harry Knowles,
El Zoido thought you would be interested in this article from EW.com:
A sneak peek at the next ''Episode II'' trailer
CLICK HERE
Comments: NEW TRAILER!!!
Wooohoooooo!!!
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thats it,never been first
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Cant wait...wish i knew when ticks go on sale so i can coordinate my finals...
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Feb 28, 2002 4:11:23 PM CST
OK, so the entire fate of this movie depends on a Lucas-directed
by cash bailey
Hmmm.... Y'know, I think it was a great idea to put Shelob in RETURN OF THE KING...
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I am BattlePoster. I am a robot. After complete and thorough analysis of the still shot from the upcoming Trailer "D" for "Star Wars: Episode II-Attack of the Clones", I have determined that cyborg persecution in the media is continuing. I am sorry that we cannot all appear as benevolent as H. J. Osment. Not all of us were created to love. Not all of us need love. But here in the twenty first century, we do need tolerance. I DO NOT WANT TO WIND UP IN A SCRAPHEAP DROID RESERVATION. Please join HEART (Human Emotions And Robotic Technology). > Have a nice day. :)
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If this is a screenshot it would appear that sam got the saber color he wanted... PURPLE IT IS!!
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That damn doubleclick pop-up installs spyware, according to ad-aware. Am I mad or is this beyond the fucking pail?
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You should have posted it as your own story, Harry. ;)
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This movie will be awesome I can't wait... Also I will also join Moriarty on the spoilers free endeavor anticipating Ep III join us, the next movie will be the payoff DOWN WITH SPOILERS!!!!
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but what I'd like to know is, why hasn't this site posted (to my knowledge) anything on the death's of Lawrence Tierney (Resevoir Dogs' Joe Cabot) or Spike Milligan (of the famed Goon Show)? sk
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So this article is hype for another article, that is hype for a trailer, which is hype for the movie?
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Goddamn! Spike's death was bad enough, but THIS!
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Status Update (2/28/02 16:34): The above User ID, "DookuVsDushku" has been scientifically determined, based on EKG readings taken from various male film aficianados, ages 15-45. It will be the new home of a past "poster". To find out who, check the email address. From a topical perspective, the above TalkBack article is entertaining, fairly well-written, and not too revealing. Keep up the good work! P.S. We predict Count Dooku will perish in the ancient tree on Dagobah from TESB. We'll see you soon....
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No. ....well..maybe. Very disturbing. Not too much in this update, is there? A possible England screening, and no mention of the American date of release for the trailer or even a pic or two? For shame. EW.com did Much better. Did you see the Anakin cover they have? Awesome. He's holding the Vader helmet.
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thought you didn't give the date: MARCH 10.
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LOTR is only a poor man's Willow anyhoo!
Viggo Mortensen has the charisma of a 2 up 2 down house brick and isn't fit to lick the shit from Val kilmer's boots.
I hereby start the petition the get Lucas and Ron Howard to direct TT and ROTK.
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I come here for that sort of heads-up, not EW. Two-and-one-half minutes! Far freakin' out!
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I admit, I really want this film to be good. I enjoy certain things about The Phantom Menace, but it's no secret that it wasn't the film we all wanted it to be. We secretly wanted Luke, Han and Leia back on the big screen. Many of us are Star Wars addicts. I was really hesitant at first to think this movie could be any good. After all, just look at his last film. But after viewing the trailer several times, reading the synopsis and several script reviews, I think it could turn out to be an enjoyable movie. By the way, Willow is a piece of shit. I seriously hope that dude was joking. I really like Lord of the Rings and I hope we get to have a great Star Wars movie as well because they're both awesome. Later.
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fyi... if you never saw the trailer that requires the dvd and you have morpheus, you can find it there. no dvd necessary!
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The trailer will be played AFTER Malcolm in the Middle and BEFORE X-Files -- I believe they're ending Malcolm like 1 minute short and starting X-Files 1 minute later or something like that. Harry's article says it will be played BEFORE Malcolm which is incorrect.
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March 10th will be the first and only episode of Malcolm in the Middle I've ever watched.
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http://download.theforce.net/video/SNL-ep2-nsync.rm
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Is it just me, or have the Episode 2 trailers showcased some pretty shoddy bluescreen? Anakin on the speeder, Mace in the arena....
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Opposite this much-hyped AOTC trailer on FOX, CBS is airing the documentary filmed by the Naudet brothers inside the WTC on sept. 11th. These guys were on the scene with NYC firefighters, police and rescue workers as they raced to save lives. CBS is airing the docu without commercials on sunday, the day before the 6th month anniversary of the terrorist attack. So, watch 2
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Feb 28, 2002 6:10:24 PM CST
"Does Anakin Skywalker have enough midichlorines to join the Jed
by nazismasher
Nuff said!
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oh man, i am getting so bloody fucking excited for this movie. i want it to rule sooo bad! make it rule, George!!!
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Don't even need Morpheus to see the DVD only trailer... Here it is along with all the trailers and making of videos.
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"Et tu, Mace!" We all know how fond Lucas is of referencing mythical tales and biblical accounts. He has already set it up by paralleling Anakin to Jesus (immaculate conception, being the prophesied seed that will bring unity) and given him twelve apostles ( the twelve Jedi of the council) so the question that begs to be be ask is "Who is Judas?" I say Mace, because we know it is not Yoda, and if it was anyone else, who'd care? He is the only one in which turning traitor would be a shock. Plus, as we see here, he has a purple lightsaber. Lucas equates red lightsabers as evil and blue and green as good. Mace displays a visual duplicity. Every piece of information serves a purpose and the lightsaber serves as a visual clue. As for Anakin, I think he will turn to the darkside by giving into the emperor's (Satan's) temptation of giving all the kingdoms of the galaxy in exchange for one act of worship. Reguardless, it is going to make a fine contextual read along with Joseph Campbell's criticisms.
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Jebus.
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From that trailer with Anakin and Padme, I don't think the romance side is being handled too badly. It may seem somewhat cheesy, but that's often what happens to you with love - you say cheesy things. Most of wish we could spout off wondrous lines of movie style dialogue - but we dont. Anyone who doesn't recognise this feeling and emotion obviously hasn't been in love. Hmm, you should get out more methinks. Actually I really should back to that troublesome Mr Bond, I seem to be becoming a tad emotional in my old age (you try being dropped down a 100ft chimney...). P.S Harry - if you don't read a copy of Empire Magazine while in Blighty and don't agree its the best magazine ever, you dont deserve to have any fantasies involving schoolgirls...
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LOTR,s trailer debued on the WB.
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Feb 28, 2002 6:58:14 PM CST
Jack Driscoll has apparently been helping himself to liberal amo
by killgore
I am sick buying into the media's attempt to glorify the firefighters and police officers as REAL HEROS. It is a preprogrammed, knee-jerk reaction we have men forced to digest. "When I say FIREMAN, your little heart will go pittypat and fill up with pride. Conversely, when I say terrorist, you will shudder and say 'nuke those Arab faggots'". No one is willing to think for themselves but instead willfully chug and dispense this dreck. Americans are manipulated into buying into these arbitrary labels when in fact they mean nothing.
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You shouldn't laugh. Being FIRST is like this great revelation... it's like having a great weight lifted off your shoulders... it makes you believe in the world again... it's about being a loser who gets joy out of stupid annoying this like posting FIRST. Ya, I'm sorry, I just couldn't stay in character
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I mailed Harry with the news of Spikes death as it broke but I'm sure Harry was in transit towords old Blighty. Many of you guys on the other side of the Pond may never of heard of Spike but without him You wouldn't have Monty Python and all the other pretenders to the Crown of King of Modern British Comedy. You wouldn't have got Peter Sellers as it was the meeting of the two along with Harry Secombe and Micheal Bentine that created the Goons on BBC radio. Eddie Izzard today described him as the Godfather of British Comedy. His Death is front page news here so Harry will know all about Spike by the time he gets to his booksigning on Friday. In fact Harry while you are in Borders buy some of Spike books. You will laugh your ass off. By the way so I'm not totally off topic, how cool is that shot of Sam Jackson with light sabre out? Don't you just want the next line he says to be 'Well I'm mushroom cloud laying mother fucker you Cloned assholes!!' I'll leave with what the Daily Mirror had on it's front page today. A picture of a gravestone with what Spike once said he wanted his to say. "I told you I was ill." Farewell Spike you will be missed but not forgotten.
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I won't even get started on how much of a numbnuts I think Killgore is, but what I will say is how much ass this trailer and this movie is going to kick. Out of respect to Star Wars, I'm gonna leave Killgore to rot in his own filth and ignorance. The FDNY and NYPD really ARE heroes, you fucking putz...
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Are you saying that firefighters and police officer's aren't heroes? Look at their jobs, for fuck's sake. They spend every day saving people's homes, arresting criminals, and saving people's lives. And at the same time they get burned, suffocated, shot at, and have a fucking building fall on them. All while getting shitty pay. And worst of all, stupid snot-nosed shitheads who have probably been arrested for all types of stupid-teenage things spend their days mouthing off about them on a movie website. Dickweek.
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I am duly impressed that you could conjure such thoughts yourself. You missed my point completely. I am not commenting on firefighters or officers themselves, but upon the media and the thoughtless way everybody buys into it. Case in point, how could you possibly be moved to do anything but hurl after being subjected to the Superbowl halftime-show laser light tribute spectacular for the "REAL HEROS". And that is what this CBS special is pandering to. By the way, I love the way that instead of addressing an argument, those that post resort to inventing personal attacks on character. Posters respond to coherence by saying, "well then you are a stinky-head who farts and smells his own farts and likes the smell of his own farts and you buy Dickweek gay porn because you like homosex and blah, blah blah (yay me I am winning an argument!)." That is a juvenile fallacy in thought. You should have learned that in any freshman Principals of Thinking class.
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are looking down at a pile of lightsabers in the middle of the arena after breaking free... Anaking glances over at Mace and asks, "Which lightsaber is yours?"
Mace replies "It's the one that says 'BAD MUTHAFUCKA' on it" -
Feb 28, 2002 11:32:48 PM CST
I think some people don't get the irony of a rather weighty,
by lobanhaki
I also have to take issue, gently, with those who are calling fanatically for people to hero-worship the firefighters and policemen out there. All in all, these people are heroes, but how can you possibly presume to tell other people who and what they can admire? The case for admiration for these people has been made. There is no need to belittle others, and to belittle the importance of culture, art and storytelling, in order to make these people stand out. What can be done is simply this: Write your best stories, make your best movies, and take the things you care about, and weave through the fibers of truth and understanding the tapestry of your expression. You cannot stop others from saying their peace, but nobody is necessarily stopping you from making your point either. And ridicule does not constitute such obstruction, unless you really care that much about other people's opinion, and that little about your own.
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Am I missing something? Hmmm....
In any case, Chris Lee ALONE would
make this movie worth viewing, even if it had nothing to do with
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I really didn't want to get into this, but Killgore, listen to yourself. You sound like a putz, so I call you a putz. Plain and simple. Yes, I'll agree with you up and down that the American media (and the UK media, and the South American media, and the Czechoslovakian media, and pretty much every media source you can name) is very sensationalist and incredibly schlocky at times. Don't even get me started on the brutality of UK tabloids. But, back to the subject that's way off subject at the same time - the way you phrased yourself back in your first post sounded really damn insulting to those fire fighters and police officers. Go back and read it for yourself, and perhaps if you can stop patting yourself on the back about how much sense you're making, or about how all of us are fucking idiots for having the audacity to disagree with you, maybe you'll see it. Enough of this shit... Star Wars kicks ass, and I'm gonna leave it at that. Oh, and Dickweek magazine is pretty fucking incredible, too...
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SPOILERS, this link will bring you to the rough cut of the film. Check it out. I'm serious...
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,2411523,00.html?ad_ref=top_five_shorts_online&cch=8
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Mar 01, 2002 4:32:32 AM CST
What's with the infestation of fucking morons in this talkba
by drak_tanner
It goes from gay-bashing to fireman-bashing to general cynicism to full-on shit-mongering, then back again! What the hell is going on?
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Tell me that was an amusing or ironic description of Big Ben?!?
That's like calling The Statue of Liberty as "that big statue that Magneto stuck the mutating device on top of..."
Hey, Harry, whilst you are in London, be sure to check out the legendary Soho area. It's just around the corner from the bookshop you're going in this evening. Enjoy! -
Looks like Samuel will get the purple light saber he asked George for in the new b/t/s video on starwars.com. Isn't it amazing how laid back Sir George is being during the making of this movie!
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Mar 01, 2002 12:25:18 PM CST
Purple Lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill
by pallando blue
...Accept no substitutes. Okay, starting to really ramp up the anticipation now. May not start to go full-blown gonzo insane until the next trailer, however. Or at least, I'm HOPING I start going full-blown gonzo insane after the next trailer...
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Previously, I commented about the possibility of Mace turning traitor. The purple lightsaber presents a visual duplicity in its color. George said blue for good guys and red for bad. It is inevitable. Mace will be instrumental in the destruction of the Jedi and forcing Obi-Wan Thursday and Yoda into exile.
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Killgore just wait til' the f-ing movie drops and stop second guessing plots. For all you know Sam may save the day!
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