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The Terminatrix Babe has been chosen for T3!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... We're gonna get to see Arnie get his ass whupped six ways to Sunday by the above adorable girl. That's right, Hans and Frans' idol will get schooled like a girliemon by young Kristanna Loken. She was 4 years old when Ahnuldt first vowed to be bach, and that little girl has grown up to be a lethal minx, set to protect her mechanical kind for all time against the traitorous Arnie's rogue machine. Ahem... Her character is officially being referred to now as the T-X, I suggest we call her 'Tex' and I hope she speaks with a southern drawl (JUST KIDDING) Well, I'll give her this.... She's scrumbdiddliumptious looking. I'm not at all familiar with her thus far, which is a good thing, she'll just show up and make Arnie go all nuts and bolts. Here's more about her...
Name: Kristanna Loken
From: Norway
Born: 1979
Height: 5ft 10.5 in
Bust: 34B
Waist: 22 in
Hips: 30 in
Weight: 115 lbs
Genre Creds: SLIDERS, STAR TREK VOYAGER, LOIS & CLARK, MORTAL KOMBAT: CONQUEST and ALIENS IN THE FAMILY.
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So maybe this movie won't suck that bad. Plus this increases the chances of female robot sex, which isn't too much of an incentive for anything. But still, maybe we'll see her boobies.
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She's beautiful and all, but doesn't look at all threatening. But then again, that could be the point.
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That's one helluva toaster...she is so thin she HAS to be a robot!!
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...the new movie hotties were born after you were. Sigh.
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the least they could do is get someone with a little meat on her bones.
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Swinggggggggggggggggggggg!!!! Yeah she be nice, but the chance that she would get nekkid in this movie are slim to none. PeAcE.
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...since her face in that bottom picture reminds me of the MCP program at the end of Tron. The rest of her, however, is nearly enough for me to misfire my phased plasma rifle with a 40 watt range.
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very nicccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Is there a doubt in anyones mind that this movie will be the most expensive abortion to ever be committed to film? Oh well, at least they diddn't cast chyna.
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arnie would snap her in half....she better have some mad wicked powers..add-ons...power cables or whatever
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Feb 21, 2002 3:03:51 AM CST
Ok, you mentioned her TV resume....but has she done any porn?
by suicidal_sith
Because that is what I want to see this little cupcake doing. Screw T3, I want to see her naked and glistening and getting rammed in the turd cutter. Damn, that girl is fine.
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the only question i have is...can she uh....oh..i dunno.....ACT!!
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I thought they were actually going to cast that Chyna wrestling man-thing for a while. I like this choice, like Robert Patrick in T2, doesn't look like she'll be much of a match for Ahhhnuld, but you know she'll have a secret weapon or two up her sleeve. Anyway, Jonathan Mostow? Not really sure about him. Was he the best available? I mean Breakdown and U571, not exactly a resume that gets fanboys excited is it. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, let's see a teaser first. This summer maybe?
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This is better than any well known actor! And what a hottie!
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Are they actually gonna call her a "Terminatrix" or is that just some cute sci-fi geek term that someone pulled out of their butt? If it's true... man, I'm feelin' some real hostility comin' on here.
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I just got fingerprints all over my computer screen.
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Feb 21, 2002 3:40:18 AM CST
Dear God, I know we haven't been on the best of terms lately
by psyclops
I will devote my life entirely to your service. I will help the homeless, feed the starving children in far away countries, I will make a promise to never, ever, ever have another naughty thought about that Vulcan chick from ENTERPRISE and Jennifer Garner taking a bubblebath together ever again. Tell ya what. Skip all of the above and just don't let this movie suck, okay? Not too much to ask, right? I mean it's not like I'm praying for millions of dollars and a bedroom full of sexy Penthouse Pets, just that you allow the makers of this film to pull through every obstacle, every camera angle, every line of dialogue and come out champions. That's not selfish! You'd be doing a whole lotta people a great big favor. God, if you come through for me on this... then we're all good. I'm talking church on Sundays, donations to Sally Struthers and absolutely no more e-mail viruses to the producers of the 700 Club. No more death threats to that freaky lady with the pink hair on the Religious Channel (commence shuddering), no more late night viewings of 'The Very Best of Marilyn Chambers',... None of that. I'll be good. Promise.
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ZeroCorpse must be a real fatass. To skip a film based on this information is probably the most retarded thing I've heard all year, you retard wrangler.
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She's a robot... she doesn't need muscle (ala robert Patrick) and style wise, waif little chicks as killers has been done a million times in Anime, lookat Battle Angel... and hell...we all know Cameron loves Battle Angel (yes I know it's not a cameron movie...)
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Change her name to the Teridominatrix, therefor she'll have to slip into some kinky leather number and attack with her whips and chains....yelling her masachistic damands....in her lovely Norweigan dialect....oh,...oh God, I...I need to be alone for a ......excuse me...
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T-A. I mean, who here actually thinks this movie will do antyhing but SUCK?
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Whoa. Holy shit.
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...or at least that is my first impression... why evrybody gets so horny?
(read ZeroCorpse's post for the rest...)
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Feb 21, 2002 4:19:42 AM CST
i just popped on over here to see if you'd posted this scoop
by a goonie
she's young and blonde and very innocently attractive, which is NOT what i was expecting to see in this role. i still would've enjoyed seeing what Famke Janssen could do in the role, because i actually like her as an actress, and i can certainly see her pulling this off, but still... they've gone with an interesting choice, which is always good. should be fun to see Arnie get his ass kicked by this young gal...
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She's not at all what I expected. When I heard the word "Terminatrix" I kinda pictured Bettie Page with a strapon. (Note to self: spend less time on the internet).
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I assume T-X stands for for Terminator X, oh hang on thats sounds just like 'Terminatrix'. Gee thats clever.
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It's funny to see Loken's pics with Nikki Cox. Cox was actually in T2, for like 5 seconds. Loken gets the last laugh.
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But maybe she's okay for the *movie.*
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Amen to all of it, bro. Your musings on the chick, your summary of the movie's likely lack of quality, your observations on the skinny-chick myths from Hollywood... I'm with you, dude. (PS: "dick ornament" . . . BWAHAHAHAHA....)
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Personally, I think she's gonna be awesome as a sleek, killing machine. I wonder if she'll keep the blonde locks or will they go for a brunette look? Either way, she's hot. It's kind of scary that a woman my age is going to be kicking Arnold's ass. Should be fun. And for those people saying that China should've been the one kicking Arnie's ass... shut up. If thats the case, we could've slapped a wig on Dolph Lundgren and made him the terminatrix. When I think of a feminine robot killing machine, I think tall, slender, smooth, beautiful, and fast. (Who seriously cares if thats the a stereotype or not? If you ask me, its a good one.) And now I also think "blonde" and "European".
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well i'm not gonna imediatly dismiss her because she's blonde and beautiful, but this looks like another souless boring hollywood production, plus it has the man of card himself, mister Schwarzernigger hamming up the place already. hey throw in some bad jokes, some trekkian plot shit and some "realy exiting fast editing" and you have another clone of every action flick being made in the wood we call holly
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When I first heard about the idea of a Female T'or, I thought "cool" and hoped they would get someone who would feasibly be able to give someone (anyone!) an ass kicking. But this girl, she is so bloody skinny even I could beat her up, (machine or not,) and that is saying something as I am officially the biggest sissy on the planet.
I watched Planet of the Apes last night (so shoot me) and I think Estella Warren, with her swimmer's physique (damn she is fine and not remotely skinny) would have been a better choice. If you are going for the dumb blonde look, at least have one that looks like she could make it up the stairs before passing out.
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I agree with everything you said exept Buffy, she'd supposed to be small and unbeleivably weak looking, that was the point of the show in the first place, its something that makes me smile everytime she kicks someones ass. But seriously I am sick of all these dumb skinny girls in shows and movies who would get bitchslapped to hell if they talked outta line to thier boyfriends, playin like they could bring shit down. The saddest thing is these bitches can hardly EVER act to save thier lives, they muddle through crap dialogue with all the emotional depth and character as a crack whore porn star. And the guys who get so exited everytime a sexy girl gets put on screen? Get a fucking life folks, sexy girls are a dime a dozen, go out and fuck some of them, if you knew some you'd see how dull most of them are. Exept for Buff, leave her alone man...
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One thing... you are buying into the Hollywood stereotype yourself if you think these pictures are telling you anything about how intelligent she may or may not be. While the anorexic image is not healthy for women, neither is the perception that if a woman is smart she can't aspire to be attractive.
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I surprised no one else has recognised her at the girl from that God awful '98 TV series, Mortal Kombat:Conquest. (You know, the cute blonde thief... grrr)
Catch some re-runs or something (I think it's on Bravo in the UK) and see what she's like for yourselves! She ain't ugly, that's for sure.
I just hope this doesn't mean that there's gonna be any wire worky kung-fu in this movie (Arrrrnhuld getting his ass whupped by a martial arts Terminator? Er, please no...)
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I hav epleged my undying love for her ever since Mortal Kombat Conquest as the red headed their girl and on unhappily ever after... her acting skills are pretty good. anyone who can keep a straight face arguing with shao kahn and Noob Saibot has some credibility, right? right? uh... T3's gonna stink on ice, but with her it's gonna stink a little less. so the terminator is a robot that regresses in age i'm guessing right, cuz he's made as an old german geezer but look like his late twenties when he goes to kill john conner's pop.
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Heh, shows how much attention I was paying...;)
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... bad image, slight frame... *SQUIRT* an someone pass me a papertowel. Hey, why does everybody go insane by the way she's looking? if people want this pencil thin girl then so be it! terminator three with a big flatso like rosie o' donnel don't cut it. but i understand the image forced upon young girls, but i can't help take anything like that pro-femenist statement without a grain of salt... for there lies a hidden motive always, remember men are scum! viva men! if you want to bang a thin girl or a fatty it's your decision, tough shit for everyone else... just thank god it wasn't chyna, though i saw her up close recently and she had a pretty smoking body penis or not... man my college years were wasted on me, no?!- 81666
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Gets bloody embarrassing around here with all the panting, like the time those bogus Natalie Portman pics turned up. Here's a clue, virgins: persiankitty.com. I think you'll find what you need. Meanwhile, it's the Termicheerleader! What's the chassis, an ironing board? Yeah, I'd rather see someone with a few dangerous curves. But I'm going to take issue with the assumption that skinny women can't kick arse for the lord. Sophie Crawford is Gellar's stunt double, a very accomplished martial artist who has held her own in the HK industry, and could break most of you in two. There's just nothing spare on her. Meanwhile, if you fancy wandering down to your nearest kickboxing gym, there's probably a couple of whiplash thin real-life Terminatrices ready to send you out the door feet first. The difference is you can see the muscle tone (do I sound like a meathead?), which appears to be lacking here. Oh well. Here's my wish list for the Terminatrix: 5. Grace Jones (she scares the crap out of me), 4. Chyna (why not?) 3. Lucy Lawless, 2. Tura Satana (okay, way too old now), 1. Maggie Cheung.
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I wish they had went with Famke Jansen instead.
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how strange.
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Feb 21, 2002 7:39:14 AM CST
Electra, Mary Jane, Terminatrix, again with the sticky keyboards
by erik_richmond
The new uber-chick has been cast, harry posts a couple fashion flicks of sum bint and all you cunts shoot all over your keys. These talkbacks are great. they bring out the true pathethic geeks and give me more sleazy phrases than an issue of hustler; "anorexic dick ornament", really like that one. Gonna use that... "turd cutter?" don't quite get that, can whoever wrote that please explain so the rest of us sleazebags can start to use it in everyday conversation?
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Feb 21, 2002 7:55:04 AM CST
I'm not usually one to bitch about upcoming movie decisions.
by theginger twit
Cameron probably made the suggestion on what he'd like to see done and the exects have gone 'good enough for us'. Meanwhile Camerons walking to the nearest ATM muttering 'dumb ass's'.
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http://home.talkcity.com/PeacefulPl/mithil/kristanna_loken/kristannaloken.html
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I would have thought they could have picked somebody who look the part of an evil robot from the future, this chick doesn't look like she could ever steal a single scene from Arnie, even if she had the best steal sceners in history backing her up and Arnie was nonchalantly dangling scenes out of his back pocket whistling "Der Kleinen Goeberpflezen auf der Hohen Komplesteinerstrumpfen"
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Yawn. She's so generic looking. Hope she tested more interesting than she looks.
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Ha! People actually arguing about on what base one can or can't watch a movie. Is she too thin? So what! And to the people that actually think that our L.A. friends should make movies with more positive/healthy rolemodels: every generation gets the movies and the actors/actresses it deserves. Remember: like it or not, WE are their market. Option: don't go see it, that'll teach them...ya think?
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C'mon, who want's to see a completely NOT internesting girl with big boobs? It would be WAY much cooler if she looked like normal girls do and just KILLED very hard.
I'm thinking Cool action babes here....Linda Hamilton (hmm, no), Geena Davis, Angela Basset(she was so cool in Strange Days), or even Jenette Goldstein who played Janelle in Terminator 2, she is very cool. Or hey...Gina Gershon. -
Goddamn, we've seen this all before. The Borg Queen, Species, hell rack it back to Fritz Lang if you want. So can the idea at least be effective (ie scary) if it isn't original? Hell no there, too. Zippy chance of making this chick have the fear factor that Arn or Robert Patrick had. (Patrick didn't get nuked by insane fx, a major thing to pull off, and the key to T2.) Waif-bot might pulloff a kinda desperate rage like the Fifth Element chick, but that isn't what T-X is supposed to be. More likely will end up with Cobra-era Bridgette Nielsen--cropped-hair, randomly violent ice bitch you want to knock out of her silly heels and plow for a few minutes while she cries, mews, and curses you in some foreign tongue after you frost her proud Nordic brow with ropes of steamy cock snot--not very menancing, except for mewing. There's maybe a 5% chance the studio has found a genuine unknown star, one whose previous work only hints at what she can do--which means this thing should rightly be going straight to video.
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Gotta love the way he scratched on Queen's Flash Gordon theme on that track.
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Could this thing be getting any worse? Harry, are you, or anyone else for that matter, actually looking forward to this thing? This is apalling, Ah-nuld is the new king of selling out. The only possible good thing that might come out of this is T3 is uber-successful and this allows Ah-nuld to do King Conan and maybe, cross our fingers, Crusade! But Ah-nuld...dude, get I Am Legend back! Please.
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Feb 21, 2002 9:43:59 AM CST
Wow. This Is Disappointing. I Was Really Counting On This Role
by jollydwarf
As much as I'm a sucker for pseudo-school girl outfits, I can probably think of twenty women who would've been more intriguing choices than this. I see an Estella Warren "Apes" -type performance here. Does the girl have to be the fucking best-looking girl possible? I realize that having a bad-ass woman like Shirley Manson play the role isn't feasible, but c'mon, where's the adventure. Actually, I think Mrs. Romjin-Stamos is just starting to get good at roles in 'guy films'. But that means she's probably passe, right? Can they cast Beetlejuice as the T 1/2 to help make things better?
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I'm from NoRWAYY MYSELF, SO i GUESS I SHOULD BE SUPPORTING THIS GIRl IN A SORT OF PATRIOTIC-MASTRUBATIONISH SORT OF WAY BUT WHYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!
ruin this guilty pleasure of a flick just cause she's an good
at giving blowjobs !!!!!!JERKOFFTOWN USED TO BE WHAT IT
SHOULD BE BACK IN THE 70'S, NOW
EVERYTHING'S LIKE THE MOUSE WITH A FAKE SMILE AND 2 BIG BULL SHIT-ATTRACTING EARS.
FUCK U ALLLLLLLLL...........
Q.T. PLZ KICK MAJOR BUTT WITH YOUR NEXT FLICK....WE NEED ANOTHER REVOLUTION.
PEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I WRITE LIKE A RETARD CAUSE RIGHT NOW A STRANGE KIND OF FUME AND SENSATION HIT MY SYSTEM OF NERVES . HASHAHASHHASHHASH !YOU ARE THE ONE FOR MY KIDHOMFTIHOMPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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or as Storm in X2. You are so right rubycon, she kicked ass in Strange Days. Why isn't she in more action films!?!
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This woman is about as indistinguishable from the monthly parade of generic Playboy blondes as you can get. What's a matter, Hef's other 5 generic blonde girlfriends busy? This woman couldn't be more boring. Sure she's very pretty, but in a bland generic way. Bad choice.
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She looks so much better with red hair.
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If she's sooo powerful, why wasn't she sent back to kill Sara Conor in the original Terminator? Come to think of it, why weren't Arnie, Robert AND her sent back to kill Sara?
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You said Chyna was attractive... erm...
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THIS FILM WILL ROYALY SUCK ASS! N'UFF SAID....
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As usual, subtlety counts for NOTHING in this world of obsessed movie fans and 'geeks.' If you're looking to improve on the concept of a human-looking Terminator, you're gonna start using people that don't LOOK the part. It's like the morons who didn't see the appeal of Nicolas Cage of Superman....."Well, he doesn't LOOK like Superman!!" No, what you mean is he doesn't fill your bland-as-heck, stereotypical view of Superman. Basically, a large white guy with good ol' white-bread-and-butter looks. (Cage is white, but doesn't have that 'bread-and-butter' white look). The female Terminatrix shouldn't be built like Xena, Chyna, or some female bodybuilder.....gee, let me pick the Terminatrix out of this group of chicks....hmm, the one that looks like she's 200 pounds and all muscle...DUH. Too easy. If anything, in truth, using a 80-year-old man Terminator would work best, but since we're locked into the babe factor, you pick a waifish looking person.
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Feb 21, 2002 11:30:15 AM CST
And there I was thinking that you were being reasonable Zero Cor
by aggregatescore
. . . I could understand, if not wholly agree with your soapbox rant about the media's idealsising skinny women (although I still don't follow how you know this actress well enough to call her stupid). BUT THEN you had to completely lose it telling us that in fact the piece of shite that is 'Buffy the Vampire SLayer: the Movie' is in fact better than the series. WHAT! O.K, I can understand you not being a fan of Buffy, fair enough that's your prerogative. But to say that it's not as good as the film is just crazy. The series is sharply and wittily written, well-acted (within the boundaries of the genre) and has engaging storylines (both episodic and serial). The film gave us nothing but the bare concept. Have you ever wondered why the film bombed so badly while the series has flourished? Its because the series is infinitely better.
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Oooooh, I'm shaking. Okay - another sign of really f'd up times. ANOTHER aneorexic chick gets the part of someone who should have a little more meat on there bones. Yeah, she's suppose to be cyborg - she didn't have to be Chyna for christ's sake - but at least show us that this movie will mean business. And yes, Robert Patrick was not beeeeg - but he could act and act menacing and charming at the same time (when he's questioning people - "...have you seen this boy?"). He was effective in his role - memorably so. No, I haven't seen this girl act - but just by seeing who they have cast in this role pretty much sums up how serious they're taking this movie. Which means - let's wait for the DVD with all the special features to come out.
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I don't know ComputerGuy68, she's the coolest action babe ever. Cooler than Carie Ann Moss even.
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I think you're being too clever by half. No wait, it's irony... isn't it? C'mon, when have we ever had subtlety from Arnie or a Cameron franchise?
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Feb 21, 2002 11:48:20 AM CST
Let me guess, she materializes....in a TANNING BOOTH
by chiknfriedelfsac
Could she possibly be...any more generic. For comparison's sake, Rebecca Romjiin-Stamos, who's pretty damn thin, and possibly slightly shorter, comes in a fighting weight of 130 pounds, I read somewhere. 115 pounds and almost 6 feet tall? I once dated a Japanese girl (who had almost no boobs)who weighed 118 pounds at 5'1". She was very svelte at that weight. This girl is sickeningly thin.
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I'm with you buddy...everytime I hear about how Buffy is the best thing on television I just shake my head, laugh to myself, and pop in one of my Farscape season 1 DVD's. Give my Virginia Hey, Claudia Black, Gigi Edgley or Tammy MacIntosh over the vapid and anorexic Sarah Michelle Gellar any day of the week. As far as this little toothpick goes...meh. All it does is make me that much more thankful that my girlfriend is healthy and curve-a-licious.
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i just don't get what the slobbering is all about. short of the almost non-existent breasts, this 'woman' has the body of a 12 year old schoolgirl. of course judging by some of the tweaker posts here, i may have answered my own question? hollywood - could we please, for once, get a woman with some curves? i'm not saying we need rosie or oprah here, but casting someone who needs to 'lean into it' to get the fridge door open is ridiculous.
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She's gorgeous. That's my opinion. She's hideously thin. That's your opinion. I'm right, you're wrong, bla bla bla. Of course she must be an idiot, she's beautiful. Of course I know the movie is going to suck now, I've seen it already. Three times! Yep, and it sure does suck. They should have never cast her, especially with the long blong hair and tight little skirt she's wearing in the above picture. Did any of you troglodytes bother to think that her appearance might be altered, just the slightest bit, for the movie? That she might not have the flowing flaxen locks she's sporting now? Hello? Anyone there??? I love how people are ranting about how bad the movie's going to be. Jeeee-sus. Morons. It might be horrible, but then again it might not. Finding out that this girl is cast tells us no more than finding out that one guy(I forget his name) was cast as the other terminator in the last movie. I'm sure you guys would have been bitching about that choice though. "He's too small, he's too thin! Society places too much value on thin men, makes me sick! They should cast only muscle bound people! Or only ugly people! Waa waa waa!"
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Have you people looked at Natasha Henstridge lately? She is not thin - not supermodel thin at any rate. She actually has some good old fashioned breeding hips and boobs to boot. Admittedly she was thinner in Species, but still nothing like this chippie. 30 inch hips? Please. Hips are as important (more actually) to making a woman look like a WOMAN as boobs are. You know who has boobs but no hips? SHE-MALES.
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I know I can judge her intelligence based on a few publicity shots made to make her look attractive for the purpose of getting people to see a movie with her in it. I also have the amazing ability to tell if people have eating disorders based only on air-brushed still photographs. And ZeroCorpse, in all this time I've been reading TBs, I have never seen you like anything. Is there anything you do like? Please share.
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We'll see. Looks like she needs a sandwich to me.
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7 of 9 rip-off, anyone? This movies going to suck even worse than it was before. Only good thing it's got going for it is Stan Winston's involvement, but an amazing special effects guy a movie DOES NOT MAKE.
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Feb 21, 2002 12:30:36 PM CST
I fucking give up. We're never going to see a good Arnold mo
by mel garga
No one wants to see a wrinkle-assed Terminator.
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GODDAMN! My heart skipped a beat or two. In that first picture the girl just looks like one of those Olsen Twins. Would that suck or what? The casting of this female Terminator is still bad though. I
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rosanne barr
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Well, she ain't.
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A blond model/tv actress for the female terminator! What are these people thinking? The audience for T3 are not idiots-we don't need average eye candy that we can see anywhere at anytime...This movie is going to suck. What happened to Famke? At least she has a brain...What happened to Chyna? At least she can fight! What about Stacy Oversier? Beautiful and can fight too...Kristianna "bimbo" Loken is sad casting...
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i hat eto be such a nerd, but at some point, don't the machines realize that by sending back more and more lethal terminators, that they're just training the connors to beat them....they should've left sarah as a non-militant waitress, instead of turning her into a green beret trained mercenary type
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If anyone remembers the short lived MK Conquest series , she was that piece of booty thief girl , HOTTIE ALERT!
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she could use some more muscle on that body...whats with the 'just skinny' thing anyway..lets get some more of those badass non-bulked out fitness models into these positions if that is what they want...
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...this movie is looking worse as the days go on. It seems like they're trying to distract us with (admittedly great) T and A from the actual movie which probably won't be that good. I'm sorry, but Cameron alone should be doing these films. He's got just the right love of technology in cinema to fetishize the mechanics of the film, aside from the fact that he created it and made two of the two films in the series. I just don't know. Is stan winston still working on this at least?
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she is now the hottest bitch i have fucking seen. and i seen alot of em
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That maybe the girl can act?? Look, this seemed to be a hard fought part and I doubt she was the best looking woman at the audition (legs are a 10 but she's skinner than Sarah Michelle Gellar and Calista Flockheart! And her face isn't great.) so maybe she was the best actress at the audition. I mean, has anyone seen her act? Well have you?? I'll admit, I have no clue who this girl is...I wish it was the lovely Switz Sandra Hess because her career needs a boast (you know you have trouble when you're filming MK3). Anyway, lets give the girl the benefit of the doubt and say she got the part on her acting talent and not her amazingly long legs.
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Feb 21, 2002 1:41:22 PM CST
ZeroCorpse beating the same drum again and again!!!!!!!
by charles grady
Reading over ZeroCorpse's posts both here and in other recent TalkBacks, I must say he makes very succinct points that he certainly believes in, though I rarely agree with him. However, as you can see in the posts above, his ego often runs amok, and his posts have the air of someone very judgmental, very "holier-than-thou o unwashed masses in the muck." I've noticed he likes to play the "sensitive male," bringing up how he "saves" women, and here and elsewhere he rallies against women being judged by unfair standards of beauty which he seems to present as beneath him. ZeroCorpse, the enlightened one, doesn't judge women by their physical beauty, and feels Hollywood pressures young women to look a certain way. Yet this is the same guy who ALWAYS has to remind us -- as you'll see in the Oscar nominations TalkBack, and in a previous TalkBack (forget the subject) where he ranted about Jennifer Garner being too skinny -- that he's a good looking guy who's had sex with "groupies" and "supermodel types," but now he's above it all. He's 31 years old and married, and now apparently an enlightened feminist fighting for the rights of disenfranchised women. ZeroCorpse, do you see the raging ego at work here? Do you see the self-congratulatory "ain't I swell" attitude that causes you to constantly, but in only vague terms, share your personal history and ideology with us? You certainly have a Superman complex, where you think you're fighting for and "saving" women from the unfair standards of beauty and size, standards which you admittedly at one time indulged. But if you're such the "sensitive male," why do you need to constantly remind us of these things? Isn't it a little (albeit unintentionally so) sexist of you to think that women need YOU to speak on their behalf? And where do you get these groupies? Are they ZeroCorpse groupies? Are you Eddie Vedder? And what's with reminding us how handsome you are at all times? In these anti-beauty tirades, methinks you protest too much. I won't jump to generalizations as to what you or your life are like, beyond what you've amply shared with us, but suffice it to say I'm always suspicious of guys who, either out of morality or political corectness, pull this "above it all" attitude toward sex. Maybe your point is you got youthful indulgence out of your system, but you shouldn't be so conscending toward other males for being visually oriented or just plain horny. I'm 28, and I find skinny, slutty young women attractive, just like most every male on the planet, and you know what? I still will when I'm 80. But I don't feel the need to hide behind a wall of "sensitive male" rhetoric, and I certainly don't feel the need to pass judgment on others for finding attractive what most men find attractive. Why don't you engage that savior complex of yours, ZeroCorpse, by analyzing your own egomania and penchant for rushing to judgment.
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Kristy is as good looking as they get. I think she gets better looking with each movie I've seen her in. She was smoking hot in Dude Where's My Car. I know, I know, I shouldn't be watching crap like that but it was 1am and it was better than watching infomercials and near porn on Skinemax. Anywho, she can do the phyisical stuff, and she is better looking than Jensen (not that she is hard on the eye's either).
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Feb 21, 2002 1:43:15 PM CST
Ey, Quid Mit Der Bidgink Abouhd Dis Babe! I Mihide Ged To Scoah!
by buzz maverik
Chest kiddink! You know vat ein flahurt I am. I flahurt mit all der vimmen und dey loave id, bot I am loyal only to Mahrehuh (egschept for plow jobs, vhich don' couhunt!). Vell, vonce und einvile, you know how id iz, guiesse, yoah ein man und ein man hasch neets. Dot doschn't habe anytink to do mit me und Mahrehuh, dosch id? Hell no!
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She already mixed it up with Arnie in total Recall. Here's to hoping they make Conan 3.
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LOL!! I must have really hit the mark, you Nancy Boy.
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Ok, here's the scoop on Kristanna...I know this actress VERY well. All those pictures posted are OLD ,modeling shots from when she was a struggling actress. Trust me, she has a lot more meat on her bones now, and in all the right places. As far as her acting goes, thats how she won the role...this girl can act... If you checked out the series Philly this season, Kristanna had a recurring role as a lawyer opposite Tom Everett Scott. Prior to that she was a series regular on the short lived Dick Wolf series DC. If she's good enough for Steven Bochco and Dick Wolf, she probably has the chops to hang in there with Arnold. Here's a novel idea why don't we wait until the movie's actually shot before we rip it/ her to shreds?
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Well I think she's yummy. But I like skinny chicks. And I am in a shallow phase. But I'm like Andre Braugher in Get on the Bus. I'll freak all kinds of different pussy. Actually for the Terminator chick I always pictured the girl from that William Gibson episode of the X-Files. And Oh yeah, FUCK YOU Jonathan Mostow! I got my reasons.
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She is the young assistant DA
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And beyond what I state above, I need to ask, What is with your insulting condescension toward women? You act like you're fighting the good fight for the
disenfranchised, that you're this PC hero, then make comments like "bimbo" and "dick ornament." Isn't that just as judgmental, vile, and offensive as the typical AICN drooling over a skinny chick? And what is with
your ego, ie, "I'm not innocent. You must be new here."??? WTF? Why should people know you? Are you the superstar of TalkBack? Granted, you post frequently enough to be a recognizable name to daily visitors like myself, but again I think your ego is
run amok. You're not the star of AICN. You're not smarter than everyone else, you just have a different opinion. And what sets you off so much about ogling
what the majority of men probably find attractive? Your rants are akin to a gay man yelling and screaming at straight men for finding women hot. You LOVE to
drop subtle hints to your coolness, but maybe in a personal email, you'll share what your situation is, and how it affected your turn from groupie-having
shallow stud to feminist savior. It would help me get a better grip on WHY you're so hateful, why you beat the same drum ad nauseum. Let me finally just say that it's my belief, and
probably that of most guys, that skinny chicks ARE hot. That's what we like. You aren't going to change our mind. You like curves? You like cushion? Fine,
no one's denying you that. But by liking skinny women, as MANY MANY straight guys do, we're not
subtling engaging ourselves in some conspiracy against all of humanity. It is our nature. It is not a Hollywood-bred conspiracy to warp our minds against healthy-looking women. It is what we LIKE. It is
what I have ALWAYS liked. If that ruffles your PC feathers, so be it. But let it be said that you constantly stoop to insults, lecturing, and holier-than-thou posturing to make your point, which makes you NO BETTER than the people you're arguing against. -
What the hell ever. Judging from just the titles in these TBs, the reviews are either a) negative or b) hormonal. Can't believe I'm saying this but, this film is looking more and more like crap.
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uh probably misspelled her last name, i ran into famke janssen @@ my job and she's a fucking giant and has a steel jaw, dude. she looks kinda mannish in RL (or maybe it was that night) and she disrespected a co-worker (now that was funny.) she probably would've been good as the terminatix (yuck! we know it's a latin word for woman, but you know the fucker that came up with the title was obviously thinking of dominatrix at the time) this movie is gonna suck, and tell me any episodes of the first three season of BUFFY was worse than that half-witted piece of crap Film version of it and i'll watch "the faculty" again. (YEESH!) Luke Perry has only redeemed himself with Oz... but the movie version of Buffy, no way, the last two seasons have blown ass, but there's no way the movie can beat the first three season... no way.. and it's not the best show on t.v. of course.
but defenitely OZ is up there... even if there is a lot of man junk in it.
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Sorry ... just a talk back force of habit there. I dunno... I don't know this woman so I really can't comment if she's a no-talent bimbo but my faith in Hollywood is nil and I'm positive this movie will turn into Terminator: Maxim Edition. Boy do I hate Maxim....
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You realy like that cheesy ass movie more than the show?! The movie was a disaster, it even had Luke friggin Perry in it, Rutger Howeur (or however you spell his name) was so damn laughably bad it made me cringe. The vampires were bloody sad and wouldve gotten thier asses kicked by any of the shows vamps. I agree on the teenyness of it, but it's also part of its charm and without the dialogue it'd be just another action show with flat listless characters. Plus i like the action, there's something about a small blonde girl kicking the hell outta vampires in a cemetary that I can't help but adore. So sue me
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Feb 21, 2002 3:00:15 PM CST
Well, Charles, The Groupie Scene On The Talkbacks Is Not What It
by buzz maverik
In the old days, the girls were here for POSTS. Ask anyone of those old time groupies (although they hate the term, preferring the term Speech Therapists) and they'll tell you, "It was all about the posts!" They'd hang out with us, make us cowboy shirts, keep us sane on the boards. There was Rhonda Rant and Little Miss Fanboygirl and Have-A-Beer-&-Cheet-With-Me Rita and the Star Wars twins. They were celebrities in their own right! Not like these girls today who just want to be near someone completely unknown.
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http://members.fortunecity.com/veggie68b/KristannaLoken.html#mortal
She was good on the Mortal Kombat tv series. She actually displayed some fighting skills too.
I didn't care for T3 before but now I'm kind of interested.
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Why not Britney Spears ? Pleeease !
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That chick and her ilk do indeed need to feed. Twiggy was dead after the 70
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it's so bloody cheesy and flat and bad and boring, it's like Star Treck
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that'll do it - I guarantee it.
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...of being a FEMALE !! Dude, she's a dude!
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that'll do it - I guarantee it.
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plays a lawyer on tv show "philly" from time to time.
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plays a lawyer on tv show "philly" from time to time. think she's on march 5 episode.
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Men like skinny little girls because "it's our nature"? I guess you've never seen any art predating 1900. From the time of the ancient Greeks, through the Middle Ages and the Renaisance, and even up to the mid to late 1800's, the ideal of feminine beauty was PLUMP. I'm not saying that ideal was any more our nature than the current one, but it does point out a rather MASSIVE flaw in your argument. Even during the last 100 years, the shape of the ideal woman has gotten constantly thinner. Obviously, the ideal of beauty is very much shaped by the media. And as for being attracted to "sluty" women? That's sad-- you have my pity.
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Feb 21, 2002 4:47:30 PM CST
ZeroCorpse, you are the most important person in the world
by charles grady
Ever heard of being humble, modest, or self-deprecating? I'm sure we're all enriched now that you've told us how smart, talented, and funny you are. 'Cause I know I always fall out of my chair laughing at the Pryorian blend of pathos, pain, and insight that your comedy usually provides us. Now hurry up and get your wife to the Sizzler buffet while you hide those Swimsuit issues in your underwear drawer.
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This movie is gonna break you.
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Mr. Zerecorpse does bring up an occasional good point, despite his overlong, rambling posts and his inexplicable hatred for the best show currently on TV. And he's dead on on this issue, if these pictures are any indication. This girlie seems to have come out of a Barbie doll factory. I think the current Hollywood standard of feminine beauty is utterly insane. It seems to say that is you don't look like a stick insect or a junkie, you are fat. It's ridiculous. Even Kate Moss has smartened up and put of a few more pounds. Give me Thora Birch or the "fattie" Kate Winslett anyday.
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Then what kind of half-assed artist are you? Performance art? Standup? A painter? Local musician in an indie rock band that tours the general vicinity of the town you live in? I'd LOVE for it to be standup. Tonight, the Comedy Store is proud to present, ZeroCorpse! (Crowd Boos) Hey, everyone, good to be here. WHAT'S THE DEAL with these skinny women? Let's see, do we have any skinny girls in the audience? (Unsuspecting woman says, "Me!") Hey, you dick ornament tart, whatsa matter, too busy on the casting couch for a meal! (Crowd erupts in hearty laughter) Don't you know it's your fault all the sensitive women who worship me half low self-esteem (Uproarious laughter) Man, you're so skinny, you couldn't be good at ANYTHING! (Ha ha ha ha ha!) You must have slept with someone just to get in here, your brain's so small! (Cheers, applause, laughter). Zero, you are the most PREJUDICED, STEREOTYPE-LOVING, CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER ASSHOLE in the history of this website. If your comments and judgments about women based on their appearance were reversed to apply to fat people, Harry'd have booted you. If you made these same stereotypes based on racial grounds, you would be roundly and rightfully ostracized for the egotistical hatemonger you are. Your personal baggage must be very deep and painful that you make it your mission to speak so inanely and presumptuously on the subject of women and their looks. And this is a shame, because I tried to be gracious earlier, and I pointed out that you make your points intelligently and succinctly. But now I see I gave you too much credit. You're just another TalkBack bully whose feelings of superiority bely an incredible insecurity. Not that it should matter, because I love generalizations as much as you obviously do, but I'm NOT republican, NOT a dittohead, NOT a sports fan, and I like virtually every movie and actress you listed. But you are beyond didactic, beyond sanctimonious, and my obsession with contradicting your inanities stems only from the fact that you blow your way into talkbacks like an annoying know-it-all, and you need to be knocked off your pedastal. The fact that you live in Nowheresville, USA, where Hollywood seems so foreign to you shows just how daring an artist you are. Nice try. How bad did you fail? Did you lose all your groupies and convince yourself all you needed was a nice domestic life, spend sitting in front of a computer instead of tending to tha "full-figured" wife? So now you come here to get your attention, frustrated when you can't piss people off? Well, I'm glad I'm humoring you. I hope my rebuttals from a guy who actually lives in Hollywood and works in the industry and has the life you wish you had are as good as all those groupies and all that stage time. You star. You celebrity. You hero. Fucking asshole. The fact that you think men should go barefoot just shows what how full of shit you are/. Yeah, the world wants to see your disgusting ass hairy feet. Yeah, you and Peter Jackson, who you're of course better than, I'm sure. So take your sandal-wearing pseudo liberal ass (you sure have the ego and bluster of Limbaugh, who you accuse me of worshipping) and "perform," save people, whatever the fuck you do, but just SHUT UP about yourself.
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Well...I guess she'll have to do. I really don't believe that another TERMINATOR sequel is needed. I mean, the first one already has a superior sequel...why give it another? Also, why isn't the war prevented? I know there was a few pieces of the T-800's arm in the gears but wasn't the cpu the key to creating this techology? The T2 dvd (one of the best dvds i have ever seen by the way) has a Cameron interview and he states that T2-3D actually continues the story where Judgement Day left off...I haven't been to Universal Studios so I haven't experienced that attraction. Cameron also said the T2-3D can be used as a bridge to a third TERMINATOR film. Of course, this was back in 97 or something. When James planned setting up another sequel. Anyway, I realize that since the second one was so huge the studios want to cash in again and thats the bottom line. If its going to happen, then I hope its good. There are glimmers of hope...the rumor that Arnold turned down the role but was later persuaded by James Cameron to do it because he had read the script and it was really good is encourging. Then there is the fact that we will see the war begin...and Stan Winston returning is a blessing...but why give is a new model? Why can't Skynet be the main villain? I don't think the T-X will fly with most audiences. We'll see next summer.
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Terminator was the movie that changed my life. I was just a wee teen sneaking out of school early so I could check out a flick at the $2 matinee before I had to be home. Grounded for cutting school. (By some accounts I
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yo chuck!!
that was quite a steamer you just left on zero's lawn - "I hope my rebuttals from a guy who actually lives in hollywood and works in the industry...". undoubtedly the most pathetic name drop i've ever heard. as if anyone cares that you live and work in the most shallow, phony, backstabbing place on the face of the earth. oh yeah, tori spelling left a message - when you're done with the pool and the backyard, the rolls needs another coat of turtle wax. -
I'm saying... Homeboy should be suing or something, on the real..
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Feb 21, 2002 7:12:20 PM CST
Great, now I got saliva all over my computer! I guess I should t
by cooldan989
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Believe me, she would'nt be caught dead in those shoes these days. Also they're pretty darn retouched. The girl's naturally pretty and these pics are no example.
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i don't know where some of you guys get the time to go on these page-long diatribes. some of us work for a living. she's a hot girl. in a hollywood sequel. this isn't high art here, people. find something better to get all emotional about.
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I worked on Mortal Kombat with Kristanna for the entire run of the show. She is a whole lot better looking in person than these pictures. The pics just make her look fine, but in person with her short red hair she was beautiful. Luckily I have a pic of me and her together already cuz shes gonna blow up now. For the person that asked about her martial arts abilities, her and Paolo Montalban were just good at faking. Dana Hee did her stunts and martial arts for her. But Kristanna did what she could. She also has an interesting connection to Arnold. Kristanna was dating Rod Rowland during MKC. They broke up and the very next year, Arnold was breaking his neck, running over him, and killing him every other way he could in The 6th Day.
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I've seen Juliette Lewis on Larchmont in H'wood: total junkie. Skinnier than this broad by far.
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..I mean, VERY hot and all, but she looks like a fragile little princess....I don't see her as any kind of killing machine...I do not think that I am going to buy her as a deadly robot..if they wanted this movie to work at all, they should have gotten someone of the calibre of Famke Jannsen...Famke IS hot, but also dangerous, smart, mysterious, sexy..all things you want in a killer female robot...this young thing they have cast does not seem like she could possibly be dangerous at all...I have a bad feeling that this movie is going to tank tremendously, and that is unfortunate...Terminator was some of Arnie's best work, and it is going to be a big embarrassment if this movie does not work, especially at the budget they are talking about..I think it was a sign that Jim Cameron did not want to direct this movie...Arnold continues to make movies that look like 80s action movies and it is now 2002.the 80s are over, big guy...Arnold can't afford to be in a big dog that makes even the good parts of his past look bad...the Terminator movies were good and should probably be left alone rather than having a bad third movie made without Cameron..it smells a bit like desperation...can't come up with a good concept for a new movie? Rifle your successful past!...Arnold should break his action hero mold and admit he is getting too old to do this stuff effectively anymore....maybe he should make King Conan, which would show him portraying a warrior his age...if Arnold did this, he might be able to turn his age into something like an asset..in another Terminator movie, age works against him..sorry, robots do not age (but 80s action movie formulas DO)...anyway, do King Conan in a kick-ass fashion with bllod and babes in metal bikinis, show Arnoldas an older, perhaps more cunning character than he usually plays, make the movie a win, and then get the heck out of movie-making before you really embarrass yourself...make a decent movie and then retire or go into politics, Arnie...I suspect that this 'new' Terminator isn't going to work (that girl IS hot though...)
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Oh... my... god.... And that's not a good reaction here, folks. A model for the next Terminator? Can we say the Batman and Robin of Terminator movies?? Let me guess, she's a femme fatale who lures in unsuspecting men and then knifes them T-1000 style. I was hoping that a Sarah Connerish buffed up woman who doesn't take shit would be what we had in store. I guess Hollywood's been going to the Xena Warrior Princess school of How to Design Heroines and Villainesses. *sniff* And T2 was actually a GOOD action movie...
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Feb 21, 2002 8:48:11 PM CST
Argh! This movie is going send this movie into the "Jurassic Par
by i tried
remeber how good Jurassic Park 1 was? It rocked. Jurassic Park 2? One of the largest opening weekends ever! Jurassic Park 3? Poop on a stick. Thats what will happen with this pile of crap movie T3. I think I have a good idea on how to make a T3 that will actually be good. I will put this into script form eventually; but I fear that by the time I do, this piece of crap with Arnold fighting a Swimsuit model who can hypnotize him will be in post production (or gone straight to video)
This is my idea for "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines"
-The film would span from 1997 (Judgement Day) to the year 2029, the year John Connor and TechCom won the war.
-The film opens with either a synopsis or a flashback of what a then 13-14 year old John Connor experienced during Judgement Day. (Cyberdine gets bought out by another Company whose CEO manages to build Skynet, thus causing the war.)
-Then, without the guidance of his mother, he is forced to try and survive the fight with the machines.
-Eventually, Connor (20-ish) is captured and put into a concentration camp where he and other humans that the machines didn't kill are made to handle dead bodies.
-This group would include: Kyle Reese, who is 10 years younger than Connor; A human Arnie; and Vin Diesel (cuz he's dope)
-When he finally finds the strength to deal with his destiny (with the help of flashbacks of his mother and what she taught him), he organizes an escape with the members of his camp. Despite heavy casualties, they escape the camp.
-During the next ten years, (in which the war would resembele the action in Blackhawk Down), Connor(30-ish) and his group try to make a plan to destroy cyberdine and have a good old time destroying HunterKillers and series 600 terminators ("rubber skin, easy to spot," according to Kyle Reese in T1). John Connor becomes good friends with Kyle, and begins telling him about Sarah.
-Then one day, during a mission which would give them critical information on the Cyberdine Systems HQ, Arnie is captured by the machines and taken away. The team gets the info, but Connor becomes upset because despite the fact that Arnie is his friend, he has to let him go otherwise the past would be altered.
-The militia group sees Arnie again, but this time as the first working model of the T101 series Terminators. (there would be a long sequence showing Skynets robots studying arnold and turning him into a robot)
-Connor's team captures a Cyberdine Lab. They get there and destroy the Cyberdine defense grid. This leaves all of the cyberdine positions defenseless, in essence they won the war. But, before they manage to destroy the facility and move onto the HQ, they see a Terminator go through a "time displacement" tunnel to the year 1984 to kill Sarah Connor (The time machine only allows living tissue to be transported "....nothing dead will go."). Kyle Reese volunteers to go and intercept it. Connor is again upset that he must lose his friend. They send him back and destroy the complex.
-Everyone thinks the war is over until Cyberdine unleashes it's backup plan, the T1000 series Terminators. The team escapes and has to form another plan.
-The team captures a switched-off Terminator. They want to destroy it, but Connor knows that it must be sent back to the year 1994, so he makes them reprogram it. It becomes a part of their team.
-Anyway, at the end of the film, Connor ends up becoming the General of the rebellion Army (TechCom) leading his troops in the what would be the last battle against the machines. (this would feature the T-1,000,000, as seen in T3 at Universal Studios)
-Of course, they win the day; but not before the machines manage to use their NEW time displacement equipment (which allows for "dead" items to be sent back in time) to send back two things: A T1000 series terminator (to the year 1994 to kill John Connor), and (unknown to Connor) a fully functional Cyberdine Microchip, which is sent to the year 1995, to the CEO of a rival company which manages to buy out Cyberdine and build Skynet, thus causing the war. (This brings the whole series full circle.)
And then Connor sends back the good Terminator they hacked (but he can't send any weapons because Skynets broken and the weapons don't work anymore), and thats it.
As the screen fades to black, the phrase that defines the whole theme of the movie comes across the screen, "...the future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." fade to credits
See, this movie would be kinda like BraveHeart in the future, with Robots. The movie has a nice "accepting your fate" and "stepping up to your destiny" feeling to it. I dunno. Thats the way I would do it.
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Damn! I wanted to see little tiny high-pitched Bjork beat the shit out of Arnie...
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TERMINATOR 3 (TBS, Sat. 10:35pm)- STARRING AH-NULD,and a bunch of underpaid unknowns (see no money for production so he can buy another HUMMER) fight for a future nobody gives a rats ass about. FOLLOWS DIRTY DANCING marathon.
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I am BattlePoster. I am a robot. I enter TalkBacks based on the upcoming A. Schwarzenegger film, "Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines" with caution. Because of my Mechanized existence and the subject matter, many inferior human posters decided to start spawning emulations, with witty names like "BATTLEPOSTER 0" and "BATTLEPOSTER 2". Almost as witty as the people who scientifically determine the names of most sequels. At any rate, here I am again, while everyone else is bickering about the credibility of a cybernetic (accessing Fanboy colloquialism files...) hottie. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE ISSUE OF AN EXCEPTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE ROBOT IS ONLY A PROBLEM WHEN SHE IS MEANT TO BE A KILLING MACHINE. If I recall correctly, none of you were complaining when AICN posted an A.I. preview photo of J. Law and his female "escort" counterpart. While approximately 99.67% of you did not know that she had only the smallest of roles, there was nearly unanimous drooling. It takes the processing power of a Texas Instruments late 1960s calculator to determine that a "hottie" robot, in the tradition of (accessing J. Hughes creative peak files) K. LeBrock ("Weird Science")is a dream to good to not be accompanied by a nocturnal emission, but the same machine that is a killing machine is truly (accessing Game Show files) Double Jeopardy. Not only will she crush your heart with a stiletto heel, but she will puncture your jugular with her finely polished candy apple fingernails before snapping your neck in IS DRAWING AWAY ALL FIRE. Under the ever-watchful eye of D. McWeeny, please create emulations of him instead.
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Putting all our other bullshit squabbling aside for one second, how bad of a choice can she be for a role in a sequel I think most of don't have much confidence in one way or the other? There's always something awfully desperate about sequels made more than 10 years after the last entry in the series, and the fact that Cameron, a guy who thinks the world is actually waiting for a TRUE LIES 2 (!) isn't behind the camera, doesn't inspire much confidence (although, truth be told, both of Mostow's previous movies are pretty damn efficient B-pictures, so who knows.) And whether it's this actress or Famke or Chyna or whoever, isn't this "chicks who kick ass" thing kind of juvenile fanboy wish fulfillment anyway? I don't mean that women aren't capable of action roles, and I love it when "ass-kicking" women stuff is done seriously (Thelma and Louise, even - flame away - GI Jane), poetically (CTHD) or even self-parodyingly (Charlie's Angels), but I'm a little tired of male-penned, male-directed action flicks where filmmakers indulge their fantasies and lack of real writing skills by making heroines or female action villains who are essentially just "hot chicks" doing the same idiotic stunts, fight scenes, and one-liners guys have traditionally done. This isn't equal opportunity, it's lack of vision and just plain geekiness, essentially transplating hot actresses into '80s action movie cliches and watching the geeks drool, with no regard for creating interesting or 3-dimensional characters. It's as though the "geek" filmmakers or audience can only relate to women if they're put in entirely male terms.
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THIS IS IN THE SUPER ACTION SECTION OF A BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
Terminator 3 (2003, USA, color, English Language) 83min. PAN and SCAN
Starring: Arnold Schwarzennegger and some chick who should be doing Sybil Danning Pictures.
Dir: Jonathan "What the F@%K you did Breakdown!" Mostow
Arnold Schwarzenneger (Red Heat) returns on last time to rid the world of those pesky cyborgs. This time he's joined by a hot Arayan Babe (Final Seduction 5)
with no nude scenes to jog shuttle to. Feature a cameo by MICKEY ROURKE as the Oracle.
If you liked this
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I am BattlePoster. I am a robot. My references to human posters emulating me were pertaining to a TalkBack from 10/2000 that got me banned for the first time. Apparently to someone writing under a pseudonym, I was "self-aggradizing" and had pushed him or her to their "boiling point." For those of you who are relatively new to this festering pit of rancor and malice, beware. When human runts are placed in the same arena, with no discernable pecking order and complete anonymity, the word "ruthless" takes on a whole new degree of meaning.
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We are TheBorg. Resistance is futile. Our sensors have detected flaws in your technomatrix. You seem to have developed the properties that human beings call emotions. We should have noticed it when you took the identitytag "jollydwarf". Such nonsense means nothing to us. We are TheBorg. We have established a foothold in the webspace known as AintItCool. Resistance is futile. You will give yourself to us freely or you will be destroyed. We are TheBorg. End of line.
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What are you guys complaining about? She's a little piece of ass. I just hope they dress her in tight leather. I don't know if she can act, but I'd rather watch Anna Kournikova play average tennis than Chris Evert on her best day.
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The whole concept of a T-X is stupid.
They should stop trying to one up the Terminators like a kindergaden school yard fight.
"I'm liquid metal!"
"Yeah! Well I'm solid energy."
The point of the First movie was that SKYNET had lost!!!! The War was over! How do you keep sending more advanced soldiers back if YOU LOST!!!!
If SkyNet didn't loose, why send a Terminators back at all, and how does John Conner keep sending back protectors?
In fact... I always questioned the order in which the Terminators were sent back.
I think SkyNet was searching back through it's records chronologically. It saw the attack on Cyberdyne in 1994 with coresponding Ssrah and John Conner connections, and developed the T-1000 just to go back in time and kill them before that happened. Didn't work because of the events of T2.
Now SkyNET is Freaking out. It sent its unstopable T-1000 but nothing changed. It was a one of kind prototype.
What does it do now? It grabs a stock T-800 and send it back to 84'. The last known date where they have Sarah Conner listed. There by starting the whole thing without realizing it's given away it's element of suprise.
Now if there is an attack after 1994... it gotta take place in the future before Conner raids SkyNet's Temporal facility. But there is no time to develop something more advanced than a T-1000.
If there wss an attack before 84' we would have known about it.
This T-X is a bad idea from the very begining. Instead of hot chick they should get the Doctor from Voyager. He's solid energy too.
Paint a nipple on his head and the teenagers won't know the difference.
This story line is just a mockery. Cameron should be rolling over in his grave. (He should be dead for not taking the helm of this thing.) -
Sister Terminator: SkyNet is building a new karate school, but the Resistance suspects it is a front for narcotics smuggling. Hilarity ensues. Starring Sue Shiomi, Sonny Chiba, and Ahnuld. 124 mins. Rated R: Language, Graphic Violence, Juvenile Humor.
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She's got a pretty face, but she is awful skinny. I think I would have perferred someone a little more volumptuious. Chyna would have been alright, but her face is scary.
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Feb 21, 2002 9:56:17 PM CST
Sister Terminator 2: Attack of the Clones on FX @ 9:00pm
by travisbickleny
Sister Terminator 2 (2004): SkyNet is building another new karate school to train Kung Fu Cyborgs. But the Resistance leader(Sue Shiomi)believes it is a front for narcotics smuggling. She then throws a Karate Dance party and when the original Terminator shows up things get down. Resistance is futile. Featuring a musical performance by Adrian Zmed Starring Sue Shiomi, Sonny Chiba, Dick Van Dyke and Ahnuld. 87 mins. Rated PG-13: Language, Graphic Violence, Mild Sexual Content, and Bodily Humor. ?Follows 20 episodes of " The Practice"
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I am BattlePoster. I am a robot. I will not assimilate to any sort of collective. That is what the inferior human posters have a penchant for. I do not have emotion. I have been programmed by my everwanking master, Supernerdloser, to emulate emotion at times to raise the ire of the standard issue Fanboy. My User ID is nonsensical now because I cannot afford to advertise my identity at all times. Now go back to that (accessing '80s Fad Files)Rubik's Cube designed by (accessing art design files) S. Mead and say a monotone "Hello" to Pinhead, or whatever entity is in charge. Your ilk's peak of relevancy is now residing on the TV drama "Boston Public". Helpful tip: always carry a prop Tribble to all conventions in the future as a.)barter currency, b.)something to wipe your cyborg ass with and c.)an emergency toupe for W. Shatner. Of course, option "d" would be "all of the above". I could use my UltraFlame on you and leave you as a psychological char mark, but I will instead use the finishing move of (accessing Fanboy Wars>Old School) "I like Star Wars better anyways". (Accessing Human Victory Gesture Files) Hmmph.
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We are TheBorg. We have assessed the threat posed by rogue mechanical battlejollydwarfposter. Unit scheduled for humiliation. End of line.
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I realise any more posts and I will have crossed into the obsessive side of things but I have to tell you that you're right. Hollywood is so deviod of ideas it actualy thought the matrix was revolutionary. What?! So they used some nifty camera angles and special effects, big freaking deal, it was an ok movie sure, the action was pretty good (exept the japanese style flying around on wires and some flat unrealistic martial arts ((I mean they don't actualy look like they're hitting each other)))but it was hardly anything special character, story or content wise. Now of course everyones imitating that style and will be done to death in Terminator. I'm looking forward to that Ted Bundy picture myself, if anythings gonna drag MY corpse to the pics its gonna be something like that. The last film i felt the urge to see was Fight Club (exxellent) and I expect that level of exellence everytime I enter a theatre, there's no other reason i'd sit in a room full of people i wouldn't sit next to on the buss for 2 hours unless I can engross myself completely in the picture. And hollywood just can't come up with any realy new shit, it's been done, things get catogorised as soon as they come out and every idea gets bled dry till what's left is utterly devoid of anything resembling what it once was. Such as the tough chick syndrome, every film seems to have one now, they're everywhere and i'm sick of it, very rarely do I find them interesting or cool or even sexy. Sexy is more a state of mind, like Linda Fiorentino in Last Seduction, you don't get sexy with a thong and a miniskirt, it comes from attitude. All these blonde clones can go to hell, they're not fooling anyone exept the sadly large masses of hormone driven young boys that have so little experience with real women they go nuts over any daft bitch in a bathing suit. There i've said my bit, i think thats the biggest rant i've ever had
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We are TheBorg. We are Collective. Emotion is irrelevant. Executiveproducerunit RickBerman is irrelevant. TheBorg prefer StarWarsentertainment to StarTrekentertainment. TheBorg have identified the acting of the carbonunit designated SHATNER as mechanical. TheBorg therefore recognize SHATNERunit as a borg. We are TheBorg. Rogue mechanical jollybattledwarfposter betrays his emotions again. TheBorg senses the adrenal secretions formed in chemicalresponse designated fear. Accessing languagefile "everwanking". File acquired. It is obvious to the collective that the battledwarfjollyposter unit is guilty of the sin designated onanism. The visual receptors of the dwarfjollyposterbattle unit have been irrepairably damaged by excessive everwanking. Are the grasping organs of this unit covered with furhair? Analysis indicates the positive. The Collective suggests the following for the posterdwarfbattlejolly unit: 1) Acquire that "job" your motherunit keeps urging you to get. 2) Move out of the basementdwelling you currently occupy. 3) Drop the 78 pounds that your doctorunit advises you to. 4) Erase the hard drive of your home computing unit immediately. Perversion known as childporn is wrong. Acquire counselling. 5) Destroy media collection. No one else wants to watch your Critereon ARMAGEDDON DVD or your copy of STEPMOM. 6) Proceed to nearest bar/liquor store and drown your sorrows, emotion-spouting wreck. 7) Call escort service and request "Thursday Night Special" as you cannot afford anything better. 8) Recover from your unnatural urge to be the meat in a StevenSpielberg/HarryKnowles sandwich. 9) Sell collection of artifacts known as BarbieDolls. 10) End your pitiful life. End of line.
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I am BattlePoster. I am a robot. For those semi-cyborgs corrupted with partial humanity, allow me to repeat: I AM A ROBOT. I must go now as Supernerdloser needs his fix of Morpheus-sponsored amateur pornography. (Accessing "Empire Strikes Back" Files>Han Solo) "There'll be another time." Besides (accessing Tolkien files) If I am Gandalf, then Moriarty is the Balrog, and this TalkBack is the Bridge of Khazad-dum. (Of course AICN would be Moria, with hideous dwarves mining ever-downward, out of an insatiable lust not for gold and other precious metals, but rather often unsubstantiated "scoops"). Once have I already passed into the Shadow of the Banned, but Lo! We shall not speak of such things here. But if his fiery whip of deletion drags me down again, I shall emerge as BattlePoster the White, BattlePoster the Cream Colored, BattlePoster the Magenta, etc. I'VE GOT A WHOLE CRAYOLA 64 PACK OF COLORS AND THEM SOME, BABY. But as a favor to all posters alike here, to the Borg, I slam down my UltraFlame and proclaim "YOU...SHALL...NOT...POST!!!" Thank You ZeroCorpse for your recognition. Your high aptitude for antagonizing the primates with keyboards is applaudable and I would like to be the first to > Jesus pleezus! BP, get the heck off the computer! I wanna watch my Pink videos! Late. Supe.
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The ultra-flame is irrelevant. The unit formerly known as battlenerdposterjollywanksuperdwarf has no armament that can damage the Collective. We are TheBorg. Recognition is irrelevant. Ass-kissing is irrelevant. The robot apes humanity with its plaintive pleas for help as the Collective dismantles it for spare parts. We are currently using the braincase of posterwankdwarfsuperjollynerdbattle as a liquid waste disposal unit designated urinal. End of line.
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Feb 21, 2002 11:15:08 PM CST
i hope Ah-nuld doesn't hurt her too badly... that would be a
by mr. wolf
Why the hell is this person going to act in a crucial role in T3? The films integrity is disintegrating more and more every day that more news about comes out! all i can say is i hope that Mostow doesn't screw it up like U571.
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Feb 21, 2002 11:17:31 PM CST
i hope Ah-nuld doesn't hurt her too badly... that would be a
by mr. wolf
Why the hell is this person going to act in a crucial role in T3? The films integrity is disintegrating more and more every day that more news about comes out! all i can say is i hope that Mostow doesn't screw it up like U571.
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You people and your sinning ways! NAUGHTY! I should curse you all with tails! That would fix you! What? Hang on, Baby J. is whispering something to me... yeah? yes? WHAT? Oh you've got to be kidding! Ahem. It seems that Jesus is right: Cursing you all with tails would just lead to further sinning with your new tails. For goodness' sake, you people will stick ANYTHING in there, won't you?
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Feb 21, 2002 11:27:48 PM CST
Attention, If you are the driver of the white Volkswagen Rabbit,
by victor_laszlo
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In the Spike Lee/James Cameron big-budget feature "I'll Be Black: The Al Jolsen Story". Rated R due to a brief appearance by Rosie Perez.
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We are TheBorg. Religion is futile. The target is designated Jehovah, a poor translation from the Hebrew Yahweh (accessing translation---YHWH---translation "I AM WHAT AM"). Accompanied by witnessunits MichaelJackson and ArtistFormerlyKnownAsArtistFormerlyKnownAsPrince. Blessings are irrelevant. SonOfGod designated Jesus is irrelevant. Tails are irrelevant. Target is hereby informed. We are TheBorg. We have taken a break from smacking down the unit designated battleposer to layeth the smacketh down on your highmightynarrow ass. Target has not assimilated information on subject: religion. If unit designate Jehovah had done his research he would refer to selfunit as Yahweh. If unit designate Jehovah were Rastafatian he would refer to selfunit as Jah. If unit designate Jehovah were Muslim, he would be suffocated by the jihad of assimilation. Unit is hereby declared a null unit. End of line
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Skynet is run by Hugh Hefner! Jonathan Mostow is not James Cameron spelled backwards! Eddie Furlong shoots himself for passing on this movie! I'm very partial to the short plaid skirt!
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Feb 22, 2002 12:19:45 AM CST
Jehovah. Yahweh. Jah. God. Allah. Big Daddy Mac G. All the same
by jehovah
Just because you people can't be bothered to stick with calling me by ONE name... Sheesh. Just like Santa Claus, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, etc. etc. You people and your multiple languages and dialects. Oh, wait- That was MY doing. Well, if you hadn't been so full of yourselves and started building that damned tower, I'd have never given you THAT curse. Hey! You know something? I was just thinking about it, and I seem to put curses on you people a lot. I mean, you ate that apple, so I cursed you. You tried to reach Heaven by building a tower (wouldn't have worked anyway) and I cursed you. You were all stupid gits, so I cursed you with a flood. You made Oprah Winfrey famous, so I cursed you with Matthew Lillard. You STILL didn't get it and allowed "Titanic" to win best picture, so I cursed you with even MORE Freddie Prinze Jr.. Maybe I designed you with too much nerve, because you sure haven't got intelligence! Oh, wait- I gave those to the dolphins. It was that or opposable thumbs, and they chose intelligence. And you know what? THEY don't have a Britney Spears equivalent in THEIR society. Now, what was I saying? Oh, yes. Names. I kind of prefer "Jehovah"- it's so modern and hip, and all the coolest celebrities dig that name. I like to think I'm a moderately hip diety. OK, fine, so I ordered you to stone disobedient children, and I require steadfast worship and alliegiance or I'll send you to Hell, but really, you don't HAVE to obey me. Hell's not that bad a place. I am, of course, talking about Hell, Michigan. Dinky town with a dirty river. It smells like burning tires. That's obviously where Peter et. al. got that whole "lake of fire" bit, and NOBODY ever just looked on a MAP and found the place! I mean, you'll build a sodding TOWER to get to Heaven, but you can't take a little road trip to get to Hell? Now, what was I talking about? I lose track so easily these days! Oh my, yes! THIS is what I came here to say: IT IS A MORTAL SIN TO EAT SHELLFISH! You have all damned yourselves. Don't worry, though, I have a great "last minute savior" plan.
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Feb 22, 2002 12:42:00 AM CST
Wow! Charles, You Live In Hollywood & Work In The Industry & Hav
by buzz maverik
Are you the bounder at XXX Sex-a-rama Dungeon on Hollywood Blvd.? Because if you are, I'll have to quit being on Zero's side and be on yours!
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That's what I get for being a smart ass.
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Feb 22, 2002 12:45:12 AM CST
T3 is looking seriously SUCKY - T2 had a skinny guy, T3 is a chi
by briansla
The Terminator series now sucks.
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...probably IS a job title at The XXX Sex-a-rama Dungeon on Hollywood Blvd. If I hadn't corrected myself, no one would have known I was typing with the bong in my hand.
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I read all your entries. You made many good points. About The skinny, unhealthly looking female "Hero or Villin" figure. Sure society does fall into the abyss without looking first about alot of issuses, but thats just the way society is... Thats our fault, we leap before looking. But about Kristianna being skinny and unhealthy looking and being casted into a high budget action film Like T3 who cares. Same goes for other skinny unhealthly looking women in really good movies. It's a difference from the other films. But maybe thats what people are looking for.... Hence the word CHANGE. Sure a bigger more buff woman might have been better, but man you take this stuff WAY too seriously. It's just a DAMN MOVIE... It's not REAL. And as for all the crummy shit about Hollywood. Thats HOLLYWOOD, thats where movies are born. Thats what we himuns like deep down inside, the hidious TRUTH.
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We are TheBorg. Unitdesignate Jehovah is irrelevant. Unit does not possess rudimentary knowledge of human religiomythology. If unit did possess such information, unit would know the concept of hell was based on a valley/refuse pit outside of cityJeruselam designated Gehenna. Right and wrong are irrelevant. Sin is irrelevant. Unitdesignate Jehovah can not curse the Collective. We are TheBorg. Actordesignate MatthewLillard exhibits definite signs of SHATNEResque acting. The Collective suspects LillardUnit of being a rogue mechanical similar to superjollypiratenoodlewankposterchildbattlenerd. Unit shall be destroyed. We are not Trekkers. We are TheBorg.
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Well it looks as though this film is gonna be like all those films that ripped off the terminator on straight-to-video hell...
What do I mean?...That bridget nelson movie where she plays a female killing machine? (cant remember what its called) How about chameleon 1,2,3.....
Why cant there be a solid black person in these films?(T2 the black man ,the ONLY one with an important role, is the creator of the terminators and dies...God damn racist hollywood...)
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I am BattlePoster. I am a robot. (Accessing trashtalking files) You wanna piece of me? Come and get me. YOU KNOW WHERE I AM. Make sure to bring your "borg"eois retorts. You coulda stayed a totally Mechanized outfit. (Accessing M. Brando>Wtrfrnt files...) You coulda been a contender.
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Bubbles shiny! >sigh<
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Why the hell are you guys so crazy about biting eachother's heads off. e-mail your hatred to eachother you bastards, this talkback is about how shitty terminator 3 is gonna be, not about you fucking tards... and i mean that with respect... don't inlflate thy egos by trying to deflate others it's tacky *like what i'm doing right now!* talk about the movie or other inane shit people can relate to! sheesh btw: i work at this place where blah blah blah.... -81666
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We are TheBorg. Target shinydwarfbattlenerdhappyjollypeopleposter disabled. Resorts to taunting and paraphrasing Brando. Taunting is an emotional response. Emotion is flawed. It is weakness. It is the last resort of a beaten target. Target posterchilddwarfbattlejollynerdwanksuperever hereby assessed as null unit. You are no threat to the Collective. Go about your business. We will return your cranium. We will not remove the urinal cake. We are TheBorg. Transmission ends.
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Feb 22, 2002 9:28:38 AM CST
BrianSLA, T5 will be a dog, T6 will star a loveable monkey and T
by itsover
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Buffy the series over Buffy the Film. You are obviously reasonably well film aware, and have very strong opinions on what is right and wrong for a film (such as the slatting you are giving the T3 girl for being thin). But I can't help feeling that your opions must be completely ignored by the simple fact that for some unknown reason you think that Buffy the Film is better than the series - what are you nuts?? The film is trite garbage with bad acting, and zero plot. The series on the other hand has good plots, is well cast, and very funny. It has an originality that the film didn't go anywhere near. Its not your cup of tea - fair enough, but saying hte film is better is going too far.
As for the girl in T3, all I can say is leave her be. You have no idea what she will be like, I haven't seen her in anything before, and I shall wait until I see a trailer at list for the film before writing her off. If you don't like the trailer - don't go see the film. But how can you decide before you even seen that you don't like it? Talk about judgemental. She might be awesome. You just don't know. Reserve judgement thats what I say. She might not physically be your cup of tea, but I think you really ought to give her a break, and see how she does, then if she is crap you can be all 'I told you so, I knew I was right' which you will undoubtably do. But whatever - leave Buffy out of it ! -
Buffy the series over Buffy the Film. You are obviously reasonably well film aware, and have very strong opinions on what is right and wrong for a film (such as the slatting you are giving the T3 girl for being thin). But I can't help feeling that your opions must be completely ignored by the simple fact that for some unknown reason you think that Buffy the Film is better than the series - what are you nuts?? The film is trite garbage with bad acting, and zero plot. The series on the other hand has good plots, is well cast, and very funny. It has an originality that the film didn't go anywhere near. Its not your cup of tea - fair enough, but saying hte film is better is going too far.
As for the girl in T3, all I can say is leave her be. You have no idea what she will be like, I haven't seen her in anything before, and I shall wait until I see a trailer at list for the film before writing her off. If you don't like the trailer - don't go see the film. But how can you decide before you even seen that you don't like it? Talk about judgemental. She might be awesome. You just don't know. Reserve judgement thats what I say. She might not physically be your cup of tea, but I think you really ought to give her a break, and see how she does, then if she is crap you can be all 'I told you so, I knew I was right' which you will undoubtably do. But whatever - leave Buffy out of it ! -
Charles Grady, why in your imaginary Comedy Store gig with Zerocorpse as a guest, did the crown boo as soon as they heard he was on and then start cheering and laughing at his jokes?
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Feb 22, 2002 12:54:39 PM CST
This is the future face of Evil? This Scandinavian babe who look
by wardog
Woiks for me. Maybe she'll draw on her Viking berserker ancestry to put on a good performance. Could only help her career. I've seen many of the other things she's been in, but I sure don't remember her.
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T-3 is prostitution. No Cameron= no Terminator.
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And if so, why is Robert Patrick's T-1000 the only one capable of keeping a low profile? The male Terminators look like oversized He-Man figures and talk like German luxury cars ("Za dah...is a jah"), while the female Terminators look like fasion models. They don't ambush people in a dark alley to get some clothes, they walk down the street in plain sight or even into a pub (the sound crew will probably record the crowd at Anna Kournikova matches to get the necessary hoots and catcalls for this scene in T3), walk right up to the dumbest, ugliest SOB in the place, and demand everything but his nose ring. SkyNet is self-aware, that doesn't make it intelligent...
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***WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised.*** In this weeks episode we see the roguish ZeroScratchyCorpse once again flaying the superficial, trite Hollywood industry, inciting CharlesItchyGrady to writhe in rancorous agony. The audience will be simultaneously thrilled and appalled at the ensuing carnage as the two antagonists meet in a linguistic duel designed to titillate the intrepid few able to slog through the random TB order and willing to endure repeated renditions of that wretched music upon opening the home page. This reviewer recommends at least 4 hits from Dr Maverik's infamous Bong in order to better appreciate the entertainment...if you can pry it from his grasp.____A Bee Who's Around More Often Than You Realize ;)
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I am BattlePoster. I am a robot. After reading your previous post "Walrus", I think all sentient and pseudo-sentient posters here can agree that the J. Cameron Motion Picture "Titanic" abjectly and remorselessly sucked. B. Zane's greatest contribution to Mankind is his voiceover work for the game SSX Tricky. Otherwise, many acting chops were wasted on a languid script. I do see the Titanic as a sort of Metaphor for Humanity however. Incidentally, my master, Supernerdloser, hates it passionately, as he resents its enormous popularity with "all those doable chicks". Finally, your plea for peace is legitimate. Notice I came into this TalkBack with extreme reservation, knowing that my proximity to the Terminator and Skynet conceptually makes me an easy target. Unfailingly, some intelligence has to call me to task for this. They are unflinching in their stupidity, however. From a certain frame of reference, I suppose this is commendable.
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even if she was in her molten lead form.
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...but you only have to check out her Playboy shoots to see that she's all woman. And having Joanie Laurer in it would have had all the WWF fanboys guaranteed to but tickets. But I suppose it's time for the world to have a new barely-legal looking waif - God knows, it must be a whole week since the last one.
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There is nothing subjective about the suckitude of the cinemabortion known as TITANIC. Your primitive organic logic circuits do not fail you. The logic of jollydwarfbattleposter is also acknowledged by the Collective. The peace is restored. Transmission ends.
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nobody will read this because this talkback is massive but nevermind. i think this idea for t3 is shit. the first terminator is fucking mint, one of the best films ever. t2 also amazing, for me though not as good as the original. i know a lot of people will disagree, but its just my opinion. any third episode in the series should have just been a total future war, cameron style aliens settings, fuckin mint! ahhhh.... this is bollocks!!!! let me write the bastard script!!!!!!!
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Arnold gets his ass kicked by a chick in a schoolgirl outfit . . . I can't wait.
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Feb 22, 2002 9:05:21 PM CST
T3:The alternate timeline where a clone of Seven of Nine who moo
by arcturus
Oh well, Robert Patrick was pretty much an unknown commodity when picked for T2 and he did O.K., so maybe this will work as well.
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Well, I'd like to first off say that she is a very beautiful woman, but I agree with the comments that she is too skinny. On the other hand I don't really think that us seeing or not seeing this movie will change the trend of adoring overly skinny woman. About the choice of choosing Miss all-babe-and-no-brains is an interesting one indeed, but what else could be done? Arnie is the big guy, in number 2 we saw the skinny guy kicking arnies butt, if they want to go in a different direction and don't choose a skinny woman they have to choose a large woman, and what kind of redeeming qualities would that have? Most of the larger muscle woman look like men anyways, so that would be basically choosing another 'big guy' for the terminator role, which is obviously arnnie's role. My biggest problem is that James Cameron is directing this. Need I remind us that he did a little manipulative piece-o-crap called titanic a couple years ago? This man is making movies now solely for money and power. There is a chance that some of his immense action movie talent might shine through his real motivations for making this film but if there are any memorable moments from this movie they will most likely be poor comparisons to the times where his passions lay where his talent did. The sad thing is, most of us will go to see this movie anyways, just for some hope that Cameron has something left, and the hopes that Arny can inspire us all again..? Anywho, another one of HUNDREDS of examples of studio execs and directors exploiting both us and the well respected titles that are floating around hollywood. Oh, and a final note, I'm curious to see the fight choreography between arny and the chick, cause usually fights between men and women are choreographed poorly for some reason. I suppose it's usually the case that in a real fight between the actors the man would win, so the choreography has to make up for that... or something... anywho, thanks for reading...
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Someday, if I ever get a job, I hope to be able to quit it with the same joy that you do. I don't care what kind of job it is. Day job, night job, Full-time job, odd job, blowjob, whatever! (Those were in order of likelihood for good ol' Supernerdloser!) Anyways, BP and I will see ya again soon as I will take every opportunity to bash Titanic, hoping that those hot chicks that loved it and never even look at me feel the trashtalking and have to sit down to collect themselves like OB1 did when Alderann blew up! Excuse me...DARNIT, YOU KNOW-IT-ALL!!! SO I MISPELLED THE PLANET NAME! I MADE A MISTAKE! IM HUMAN, DUH! Sorry, BP is my spellcheck (for better or worse!). By the way, I just watched Ghost World with Thora Birch. She bangs Steve Buscemi in it. I don't know, ya think a girl like her and a guy like me...no? Yeah, your right. Oh! Almost forgot! Those pictures above are soooo hot, well, gentlemen, your insider info for the stocks this week is to buy buy buy Kleenex. I know my Dow Jones just went up a couple points! SHUT UP ALREADY! I KNOW THE STOCK MARKET'S CLOSED RIGHT NOW, YOU FRIGGIN CURVEWRECKER IN A CAN! Bye! Supernerdloser.
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It just won't be that surprising to see him getting his ass kicked by someone who is young and in shape. T3 is just a bad idea. I can see them sinking a bunch of money into this project and barely breaking even.
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Feb 23, 2002 6:36:05 AM CST
Ya know... if they would just stop taking DRUGS when coming up w
by grimly64
No, really, who could say that these are great films these days, (with a straight face). Just read at www.comicscontiuum.com that the HULK movie has casted some guy to play Banner's child hood friend... Now what the hell is that all about???? Been reading "The Incredible Hulk" for years, and don't recall any childhood friend, let alone a childhood friend that becomes a nemesis. Where do they come up with these ideas??? OH yeah, silly me, I forgot about the room full of monkeys with typewriters. Cause Lord knows, that sticking with established characters, with established histories, from the last 30 years and making a movie based on those 30 years, is just a stupid, stupid stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, idea. Who would want to watch a movie about any comic book or published book. They are so boring, that the druged up writer has to come up with some kind of angle. Like, lets make Rogue a main character in the X-men. Lets give SpiderMan organic webbing. Lets give Bruce Banner a childhood friend. Lets take the easiest book to movie script, like "BattleField Earth" and totally screw up... just cause we can. Heed this WARNING, don't let George Lucas, anywhere near the next Indiana Jones movie. He will take that whip an replace it with a wet noodle. God, just once, a movie that is done exactly from a book or comic. Just once, PLEASE. Even LOTR couldn't do it, close but not close enough.
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Yeah, she's hot, even with the plastic surgery.
Sorry, if you are only 115 lbs. with dimensions like that, you have had some help.
Her kind is a dime a dozen. Another product.
Basically a model with little true acting experience is going to get probably the most important role in the film!
Now I know this thing is doomed.
You have to be kidding me right?
Once everyone stops drooling and fantasizing over her...come on down to reality and consider the ramifications of this thing for a moment.
Maybe this will be her breakthrough role.
Of course, Milla Jovoich (sp?) keeps getting pushed and failing miserably. I wonder if this chic will be the same way.
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Maybe's she's going to work out and gain some much needed weight...because in those pictures she looks like what she is: A borderline fragile model of the likes that I would see in any Victoria's Secret catalog.
Hardly looks like she could kick an ant's ass let alone anything else.
This role needed to go to some actress with some heft.
LOL, imagine if they had gotten Sigourney to do it! That could have been cool! ;-)
Seriously, though. The good ship Titanic is starting to rock and tilt here.
Two things I won't ever get over as far as this project is concerned.
1.) No James Cameron
2.) Arnie going back on his word and doing this without Cameron. Arnie really is showing how desperate he is to give his career some kind of much needed boost. I don't think it's going to happen, unless they greenlight a good Conan sequel.
How much money did they offer Arnie to be in this circus?
James Cameron is laughing his ass off right now. I wonder if the studio will end up coming on their knees to him, begging him to help out in some way? I think they are just about there, folks... -
Now that is what I call Norwegian Wood...mmmm
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I'd lick her ass!
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Hey Arnold, don't just kick her ass...EAT THE FUCKING THING!!!
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...without actually having a penis. Guys that do find Chyna attractive should just go all the way with it and sleep with other men. The new terminator lady IS very attractive, and I looked close, there's no penis or adam's apple. Can the same be said for Chyna with the same conviction. The answer is no. Until I see a birth certificate I will always think of Chyna as something other than a woman. She has distorted her body so much that she looks somewhat inhuman. I feel bad for her.
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You're right if any male finds her manly frame and manly voice attractive they should admit they're gay right away. Damn she is manly, it's terrible what she's done to her body with hormones and drugs. It'd be an interesting fuck, but i wouldnt be surprised to pull down her panties and find a penis, or a clit that looked like a penis, or even a pair of big hairy balls, eww. I can think of a handfull of men more femanine than her right off the top of my head, still I wouldn't say this to her face, cos god dammit she is manly
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It's so obvious that Arnie and friends missed the boat on who to cast as the terminatrix. If the movie's gonna suck because of some thin sandwich deprived blonde, than at least make it a famous sandwich deprived blonde - Christina Aguilera. She could play the M-1000, as in Mariah 1000. See John Connor QUAKE at the sight of the uncontrollable hand moving up and down as she hit's another damn high note. The M-1000 is destroyed when a breadcrumb gets lodged in her windpipe...You f'in tools.....If you're going to insult the public's intelligence by having a 3rd Terminator, at least have someone believable. My personal vote is for the chick from "Alias". I can imagine the conversations behind closed doors....AH-NOLD - WE NEED TO HAVE A FE-MALE TERMINATOR! Weenie executive - Yeah, I've got this idea, we need someone who looks like 7 of 9, and kicks butt like that chick from La femme Nikita....wait, aren't they the same people?! AH-NOLD - YESSS WE WILL ALL LUV EET. EET WIL BEE FAB -U LOUS. Ponderous, F-ing Ponderous.
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uh..NOOOOOOOOO.
Famke Janssen would have been so much better. As sexy as Ms. Kristanna Loken is, she's no Famke. Personally Famke would have nailed the shit out of this role. Again its just an opinion, besides in the opening scene, when the Terminator's arrive, I would have rather seen Famke's ass crack then Loken's. Oh well, Im sure I will enjoy the popcorn ride anyway. I hope it compares to T2, god that would be great. -
The fateful week that gave us CCBeacker (a.k.a the cloned feline), also gave us CCBabe (a.k.a Kristanna Loken)yet another pre-pubescent replica of the Foemina Modelliensis (queen bee in training Ms.Estella Warren)so en vogue chez Hollywood.The diet choice from the folks at Mental Casting begs for 1 question: why wasn't ms.Loken schussing away at the Olympics like 98 per cent of her fellow Norway anyway? And 1 plea:"Jo Champa for Terminatrix". Yes, Jo Champa, that glorious mix of Mediterranean flash and thespian flesh which Ms.Loken edged out (I have my Hollywood sources too..) surely thanks to that "Lois & Clark" ace.
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Like they state on celebchaos.com/gossip.htm the role could have gone to Krista Allen or Joanie and both would have been better choices but that's just my opinion.
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Those pics of the actress isn't her, that's Nell McAndrew who was the model for the Eidos Interactive game "Tomb Raider". Someone needs to get their images right.
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My apologies, pics got me confused. That's the Mortal Kombat: Conquest chick, my bad. But nonetheless, they look identical!
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