I am – Hercules!!

Tonight UPN airs a brand new installment of “Roswell,” but what lies beyond? Some clues on the second half of season three:

* Liz’s parents will make good on their promise to ship young Ms. Parker off to Winnaman Academy -- a Vermont boarding school.

* Liz is paired with a pothead roommate named Eileen Burrows. Eileen will give Liz her first taste of marijuana.

* Liz tells Eileen to call her “Beth,” and claims to be from Anaheim, Calif. She also claims to have not left a boyfriend behind. At first.

* While chatting in the Winnaman dean’s office, Liz begins to exhibit telekinetic superpowers!

* Maria will hit the road. She’ll visit “first-kiss” Billy Darden in Manhattan, and follow up with a visit to Liz in Vermont.

* Meta-Chem, Michael’s new employer, will mortally wound one of Michael’s security-guard buddies – in an effort to force Michael to use his “healing powers.” Trouble is, Meta-Chem doesn’t realize that Michael has no healing powers; only Max does. Michael’s pal Monk does not survive the episode.

* Max will heal a mortally-wounded Jim Valenti (which I guess means Roswell’s former sheriff will probably be getting superpowers too).

* The Meta-Chem folks catch Max healing Valenti. We learn Meta-Chem learned about the “healer” via reports of Liz taking a bullet in the diner (Meta-Chem has her ketchup-stained Crashdown uniform, among other things) and the remarkable recovery of a ward full of cancer kids a little over a year ago.

* Meta-Chem, it turns out, has been searching for “the healer” on behalf of a 92-year-old billionaire.

I am – Hercules!!

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