Harry here, Cartuna, friend of the Ink & Paint Society Of Unappreciated Cartooning Geniuses, has a special treat for you. You BNATers may have thought you've seen the opener for BNAT 3, but you did not, instead you saw only what projection mediums wanted you to see... the instruments were ashamed of Moriarty's early career descretions and editted them for human consumption, Cartuna felt that it was important to reveal the truth.... the whole truth, the naked truth about it all!!! So without further ado....

Click Here BNAT-ers!!! Enjoy The Sound & Fury Of CARTUNA's BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 3 Opener!!!!

Cartuna here, with a one-time only 48-hour special presentation. Those of you who attended the last two Butt-Numb-A-Thons will undoubtedly remember the animated opening sequences which welcome everybody to the event, and set a properly goofy tone for what follows (not to mention exposing to the world a little more of Moriarty's penchant for depravity).

Well, there are those of you who may have noticed that this year's animation was distinctly... TAMER than last years, and I am here to let you know that this is not for lack of trying, but merely because of a technical glitch which led to the audience missing what amounted to the punchline to the whole damn thing.

Now it is only due to the valiant efforts of the crew of Blood Feast 2 (especially Steven Teagle and Penelope Helmer) who were (thankfully) in attendance that we got to see anything at all, because even as late as ten minutes before Harry took the stage, it looked as though the animation file I brought down to Texas just wasn't going to work properly. These unsung heroes spent the early part of the event slaving over Harry's laptop, eventually bitchslapping it into submission,.in order to provide you fine folks with a couple of larfs.

At any rate, we've decided that the grand finale should not just be lost to the ages. Instead we are posting, for your edification, the full and complete version of the BNAT3 opening animation . Click the link, and you will find yourself waiting an obscenely long time for a short animated film that was never meant to be viewed over the internet (and which may, as a result, have many and various glitches of its own). In order to provide this animation for only the people who should have seen it already, it is password protected by a memory-testing question which should only be answerable by people who attended Butt-Numb-A-Thon 3, and/or anybody who makes an educated guess.

Hope that everybody enjoys it. And, oh...make sure to send Moriarty an email letting him know just what you think of his.... perverse tendencies.

Cartuna.